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turnleftonlastlaughtlan · 29 days ago
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ARCANE SPOILERS ACT S2
TO THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FANS THAT SHUT ME DOWN EVERY FUXKING TIME I SAID THAT THE MAGE WAS VIKTOR
HOW DO U FEEL ?!?
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suicideandcheese · 2 years ago
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Workhorse, Backbone, Anywhere
She goes to bed cradling my arm. "Got the coffee ready, maybe get my lunch?" I get up, caress a couple lines. Shit my head Full of beer, rustle with the cat, feed him why. She said a mouse ate her lunch yesterday. Got in her bag, somehow tore through The plastic zip-loc, took it mostly. Damn, you fat motherlucker. Word, Lover came home starving, poor thing With an order of taxi fries. Demolished this, I mean killed it with small girl fat girl vibes, Appetite. And okay, I ate most the rest. She's a tiny. And I'm her armour. Shiv a guy in the streets for her blindly Kinda guy, that one and lastly. Right, So bust out the plastic containery. In the fridge, it's limited knightery. Chicken sheets, cheese sheets, Everything but the bedsheets, girl. Lil' pepperoni, chopped, like a rapper, Some tiny pickles, too. On the outskirts, Gotta keep the grains dry but moist. Most def, just another sammy, spread The mustard each slice, knived for her Pleasure. Lil cheese, lil breast. Sorry it's not The best. But I'll cook us breakfast tonight. Eggs and maple sausage and seasoned tots. Life is simple and it is limited and I am sorry But we'll get there next Jan. You told me I'm worth it. Moving on, moving in, moving long. Killed myself for a career that ain't on. Pop the lid. Killed myself for you to get it on, girl. You better Get along through college. Long game, baby. Short life. I'll get a job downtown slingin' grease And awe with fryer disease, and my nights will go, Go, gone. I'm only a man, but to man is to bed beside You. You, you make me think what it is to be that Cooks much deeper than it's plated out, plated in to. Reach deep, deeper, within. When I tell you I feel Gone, lost, lostly, limitless and near-death, you Hear me out and let me catch my breath. And I need that. I need it more than ever. I need a girl to womanize me into her man. Play me like a dumbass until I'm goddamn. All the gods be man, this guy, fucker be cursing Hell be to man, and to be damned, and to fuck With it all except the ones giving their damned. Hell of a fucker, not a hero. His lady, though, damn.
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petermen-2005 · 1 year ago
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i'm in tumblr motherluckers. america
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boyswanna-be-her · 3 years ago
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Im going to ikea wish me fuck motherluckers
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luckstruck-blog · 8 years ago
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evenin ladies
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magicpotatoes · 6 years ago
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CALM DOWN MOTHERLUCKER
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PUT IT BACK.
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rosepetalis-blog · 7 years ago
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hope you’re ready for friendship motherluckers
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jp360solutions · 6 years ago
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The Founder Of FCancer And Motherlucker Joins Bumble As A Senior Advisor
http://j.mp/2LClO5R
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foreverisnowforever · 6 years ago
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The Founder Of FCancer And Motherlucker Joins Bumble As A Senior Advisor
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