#part-time workers

[labormaxomaha]

Hiring in Omaha, NE, is gaining momentum and getting big on part-time jobs. Whether you're searching to supplement your income or find something that will help you balance your life, Omaha has alternatives to suit you. Begin today by looking for the perfect part-time job for you.

[mortuarybees]

same people crying about ups drivers winning $42/hour are the same people who dismiss unions and say they just take your money and don't do anything for you. Bet you'd like $42/hour!!!!!!!

[onetechavenue]

Filipino Part-Time Workers Exhibit Financial Awareness and Adapt Spending Habits Amidst Economic Downturn, Reveals Hustle PH Survey

Manila, Philippines — The ongoing economic downturn has led to shifts in spending behavior, attitude, and actions for 84% of Filipinos engaged in part-time employment, according to startup market research firm Agile Data Solutions, Inc. The survey was rolled out online from July to September 2023 to 1,000 Filipino participants aged 18 and above through the Hustle PH app. The study revealed that…

[harunayuuka2060]

Ace: Bruh-

MC: *works as a barista* What?

Ace: You can make coffee?

MC: Why? It's not like it's hard, you dumbass.

Sebek: You shouldn't be addressing your customers that way, human!

MC: Shut up, you damn half-fae. No one's talkin' to you.

Sebek: Krk... Hmph!

Ace: You're so rude.

MC: Hurry up, what's your order?

Ace: Uh, I'll get a cappuccino.

Sebek: Mine's affogato!

MC: Okay. Go to your seats.

Ace and Sebek: ...

Sebek: Hmph! I wouldn't have come here if it weren’t for Waka-sama's recommendation!

MC: Then fuck off! You're not the only customer here!

Sebek: !!!

Ace: Yo, what the fuck-

Ace and Sebek: *have observed that even when MC is rude/hostile with customers, the business's still booming*

Ace: It's surprising how this place hasn't gone bankrupt.

Sebek: According to Waka-sama, this human makes the best coffee and never gets your order wrong.

Ace: Well, they never mess with their job - whatever it is.

Sebek: Still! Is it too much to ask for them to show some basic respect?!

Ace: Yeah... I don't think you should be talking.

Sebek: What did you say, human-

Customer A: *yelling* This is not what I ordered!

MC: What's your name?

Customer A: Ethan!

MC: Ah, so you're fucking illiterate. It clearly says 'Anthony', you piece of shit.

Customer A: ...Oh.

Customer B: *whose name is 'Anthony'* I'm sorry for the trouble, but he drank mine so...

MC: Sure. Give me a minute. *leaves for a minute then comes back with Anthony's order*

Customer A: Why do you have his order ready?

MC: I made one in advance because I could smell stupidity from miles away.

Customer A: ...

Ace and Sebek: ...

Ace: Dang.

Sebek: So this is what Waka-sama was referring to when he mentioned there’s entertainment...

[sleep-nurse]

willow but he's forced to deliver shitty greasy pizza

[fallofthecelestial]

Okay. Since we're going over all the takes on Mr. X at this point.. What if his powers really don't have a backside. What if (the state of) his normal life is the backside.

What if his normal life is akin to that of heroes where he has to pretend to be something he's not and follow rules that the people who control his life came up with to further their own goals. What if he can only be free of other people's beliefs and expectations when he's a hero.

What if in reality he truly is like everyone else. The other heroes. The ordinary people. All those who work themselves to the bone, who are tired and overworked and sick of all the exploitation...

What if when he's in the form of the number one hero.. when he becomes the most sought after product on the hero market..

Is when he gains the freedom to truly be himself

[namelessprince]

spent the last 2 days thinking about what animals pd characters would be :3

[miss-rogers-all-american]

Just found out we’re having baby #2! Pray for us and our growing family! Glory be to God!!

[merry-fagoland]

making akihiko and chie cops was the dumbest fucking decision ever because i know in my heart that they're actually a physical therapist and professional racecar driver respectively

[crowhoonter]

Cauldron's big whopping mistake

I'm just saying, Cauldron could have really done something brilliant with Eden. Not to say the vials weren't a smart thing, they definitely were, but where was the pizzaz? The showmanship? If I had stumbled into the unknowable vast corpse of an alien god, you know what I would've done? Make a fucking restaurant.

You see, they were blessed with the first truly new meat to have come to earth in a very long time. Alien meat and crystal body structures. Imagine the crazy dishes they could have made. Like fuck dude I'd eat an alien if someone gave me the chance. They could have even kept the whole giving people powers schtick with it.

Breaker biscuits with shard dust in the flour they used, Tinker Truffles, Master Muffins, Brute Borscht, Stranger Schnitzel, the possibilities were goddamn endless. Make it a restaurant at the end of the universe type deal where it isn't in the universe proper like the actual Cauldron compound so they still only get the super rich patrons.

Number Man could handle the finances (obviously) and I do believe he would also be a good greeter and waiter, polite but never too friendly. Contessa in the kitchen making the food, Doctor Mother is that lady who asks how everything is going and you don't really know what her actual job is at the restaurant but it is clear she does something important, Custodian would buss the dishes, and Slug would be there too.

They could have had the best gimmick of any cape organization, but no. They just had to make entity girl corpse water in nerdy little vials. For all of that power, all of that planning, Cauldron lacked the vision to properly do something with it.

[butcharium]

I was called a good girl by the brusk middle aged union rep at my new workplace when she approached me to, well, talk about the union, because I could inform her that signing up for the union was in fact the first thing I did after signing my contract.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

The fact that Labour actually seems to be acting like disability doesn't hit you until after you turn twenty two with their idea of not allowing anyone under twenty two to get health benefits on top of the normal universial credit payments, like... Do they fucking think people under twenty two with disabilities in need of support money wise dont fucking exist??? Or do they fucking think if they do exist, that they can somehow work these disabilities off even when they cannot at all??? Let alone that employers actually exist out there for all these young disabled workers??? Because that's something THAT LABOUR STILL HAS YET TO ACKNOWLEDGE!

[harunayuuka2060]

Leona: ...

Leona: Damn shit- You're here too?

MC: *is working in the kitchen as a cook* *their mouth is sealed with magic so all they can do is glare at him*

Leona: I can't believe Kifaji would hire you.

MC: *throws a knife in his direction*

Leona: *dodges it* Why you- KIFAJI! THIS HERBIVORE IS MORE DANGEROUS WHEN THEY CAN'T TALK!

Kifaji: You attempted to kill a royal.

MC: So? I don't care. Just tell me where the prison is, and I'll go there myself.

Kifaji: ...

Leona: There's no money in prison, you stupid fuck.

Kifaji: Prince Leona.

MC: I can escape whenever I want to, you shitty head.

Kifaji: *breathes in*

Falena: *chuckles* Calm down, Kifaji.

Falena: Everything's fine now. *in the end, has decided to kick MC out (of course still paid them for their services)*

Cheka: Unca? Your food looks so good... Can I have some?

Leona: You have your own plate.

Falena: ...

Falena: *notices he's hogging the meat dishes cooked by MC*

Falena: I thought you hated that person?

Leona: I do. I never liked their attitude.

Falena: Then?

Leona: But they never mess with my food.

Falena: *laughs* What?

Cheka: Isn't that a love-hate relationship, Unca?

Leona: What do you know? You're just a kid.

Falena: Leona, please be nice to your nephew.

Falena: And let him eat some of your food too.

Leona: No.

[farshootergotme]

The idea of Bruce having a crush on someone in the League and others realizing it is so amusing to me. Everyone just looks at Batman after he accidentally does something stupidly obvious that makes his crush evident to the rest and they're like "Oh my god, you have a crush." And they never stop teasing him about it at any chance they get.

It's just so great that the infamous Dark Knight has a crush. Like, they know he's dated. But there's a difference between knowing and seeing how Batman acts when he likes someone.

(Spoilers: he's more of a loser than they expected)

[scribblin-spider]

horrific . ancient old guys spirited away to mundane modern setting. 398 dead 1082 injured

[welcometogrouchland]

I feel like for the first few years of guardianship Darius and Hunter really struggle to figure out how to refer to each other.

Like it's easier for Hunter, he pretty quickly settles on "guardian" for explaining their relationship to other people and just referring to Darius by name when talking to the man himself. Overtime the phrasing gradually warms, becoming "foster parent" and eventually, once Hunter's already an adult old enough to move out, "Dad".

(Sidenote: he doesn't move out til he's in his mid to late twenties, bc he's under no obligation too, Darius low-key doesn't want him too, and the two of them want to make up for lost time in a sense, since Hunter only had 2 years of legal dependency on Darius before aging out of the system. Darius adopts Hunter retroactively as an adult)

Darius on the other hand has a real conundrum on his hands for those first few years. He has a lot of options! But "ward" is too formal and makes it sound like Darius picked him up off the street like after his parents were murdered, "apprentice/student" isn't really accurate considering the focus of Darius and Hunter's relationship has less to do with Hunter learning magic and more to do with Hunter being housed and fed. "Kid" and "foster son" are there...but...

Look, Darius isn't going to refer to Hunter more familiarly than Hunter refers to him! He's not gonna make it WEIRD. He's not a dad, because Hunter doesn't want/need him to be (and also parenthood is scary <3). Darius doesn't know the first thing about being a dad, despite how his friend group teases him.

Eda and Eberwolf are the two who are worst about it. They torture him with how 'fatherly' he's allegedly being (allegations Darius will DENY til his GRAVE!!!) And Eda specifically compares his journey to hers, saying it always starts off with you referring to them as your apprentice (again, Darius doesn't plan on doing that), as your roommate (...kinda weird in Darius' opinion? But okay Eda), or even your pet (????HELLO???). But eventually, they always become your dumb kid when you least expect it.

She's had a couple cups of appleblood by this point, but Darius knows on some level she's right and he's steadfastly ignoring that fact, even as Eber continues to refer to Hunter as his "cub" (kinda cute but Darius doesn't know how Hunter would feel being compared to an animal). The only people who are even remotely reasonable about all this (besides Lilith who's a bit disinterested in kid talk) is Raine and Alador, who both sort of neutrally, a bit awkwardly refer to Hunter as Darius' Boy.

Darius referring to Hunter as "my boy" is funnily enough what sticks the longest before it evolves to son boy. Hunter's crushing it at a derby match? Darius is whooping and cheering, yelling "THAT'S MY BOY!!!" At the other parents in the stands. Hunter is doing something dangerous or inadvisable where others can see him? "Darius, your boy-" "AHH! MY BOY". Hunter, a year into his stay with Darius finally comes clean about everything to do with him being a grimwalker, and is afraid that he's going to go back to seeing him as just an inferior replacement for Darius' beloved mentor? Darius (who has just had to process some of the most bonkers, emotionally heavy information in his life) gently, hesitantly puts a hand on his shoulder (the 'good' one Hunter doesn't mind people touching), and says that Hunter's much more than that. He's Darius' Boy and he's not going to kick him out or get angry or love him any less for things out of his control. It's good. They're good.

Like I said, it evolves over time and 'boy' becomes somewhat obsolete as the two get caught up in the joy of finally feeling able to explicitly refer to each other as family. But unlike "guardian" or "ward" the word never gets fully retired. Even when Hunter is 30 and is arguing that he's more of a man than a boy now, he is still getting referred to by Darius as "his boy", the way some parents never really stop calling their adult kids baby or kiddo (Camila and Eda respectively btw).

Hunter makes one of those corny matching shirt sets at some point for a father's Day gift when he's 17/18, where the two shirts say "if lost, return Boy to me" (Darius) and "I'm Boy" (Hunter). Hunter mostly did it so he could own a funny shirt that says "I'm boy". Darius openly weeps upon seeing them. Like Oh my Titan he's boy. He's my boy. Oh wow