#part-time workers

[suicideandcheese]

Workhorse, Backbone, Anywhere

She goes to bed cradling my arm. "Got the coffee ready, maybe get my lunch?" I get up, caress a couple lines. Shit my head Full of beer, rustle with the cat, feed him why. She said a mouse ate her lunch yesterday. Got in her bag, somehow tore through The plastic zip-loc, took it mostly. Damn, you fat motherlucker. Word, Lover came home starving, poor thing With an order of taxi fries. Demolished this, I mean killed it with small girl fat girl vibes, Appetite. And okay, I ate most the rest. She's a tiny. And I'm her armour. Shiv a guy in the streets for her blindly Kinda guy, that one and lastly. Right, So bust out the plastic containery. In the fridge, it's limited knightery. Chicken sheets, cheese sheets, Everything but the bedsheets, girl. Lil' pepperoni, chopped, like a rapper, Some tiny pickles, too. On the outskirts, Gotta keep the grains dry but moist. Most def, just another sammy, spread The mustard each slice, knived for her Pleasure. Lil cheese, lil breast. Sorry it's not The best. But I'll cook us breakfast tonight. Eggs and maple sausage and seasoned tots. Life is simple and it is limited and I am sorry But we'll get there next Jan. You told me I'm worth it. Moving on, moving in, moving long. Killed myself for a career that ain't on. Pop the lid. Killed myself for you to get it on, girl. You better Get along through college. Long game, baby. Short life. I'll get a job downtown slingin' grease And awe with fryer disease, and my nights will go, Go, gone. I'm only a man, but to man is to bed beside You. You, you make me think what it is to be that Cooks much deeper than it's plated out, plated in to. Reach deep, deeper, within. When I tell you I feel Gone, lost, lostly, limitless and near-death, you Hear me out and let me catch my breath. And I need that. I need it more than ever. I need a girl to womanize me into her man. Play me like a dumbass until I'm goddamn. All the gods be man, this guy, fucker be cursing Hell be to man, and to be damned, and to fuck With it all except the ones giving their damned. Hell of a fucker, not a hero. His lady, though, damn.

[labormaxomaha]

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[mortuarybees]

same people crying about ups drivers winning $42/hour are the same people who dismiss unions and say they just take your money and don't do anything for you. Bet you'd like $42/hour!!!!!!!

[onetechavenue]

Filipino Part-Time Workers Exhibit Financial Awareness and Adapt Spending Habits Amidst Economic Downturn, Reveals Hustle PH Survey

Manila, Philippines — The ongoing economic downturn has led to shifts in spending behavior, attitude, and actions for 84% of Filipinos engaged in part-time employment, according to startup market research firm Agile Data Solutions, Inc. The survey was rolled out online from July to September 2023 to 1,000 Filipino participants aged 18 and above through the Hustle PH app. The study revealed that…

[farshootergotme]

The idea of Bruce having a crush on someone in the League and others realizing it is so amusing to me. Everyone just looks at Batman after he accidentally does something stupidly obvious that makes his crush evident to the rest and they're like "Oh my god, you have a crush." And they never stop teasing him about it at any chance they get.

It's just so great that the infamous Dark Knight has a crush. Like, they know he's dated. But there's a difference between knowing and seeing how Batman acts when he likes someone.

(Spoilers: he's more of a loser than they expected)

[merry-fagoland]

making akihiko and chie cops was the dumbest fucking decision ever because i know in my heart that they're actually a physical therapist and professional racecar driver respectively

[scribblin-spider]

horrific . ancient old guys spirited away to mundane modern setting. 398 dead 1082 injured

[welcometogrouchland]

I feel like for the first few years of guardianship Darius and Hunter really struggle to figure out how to refer to each other.

Like it's easier for Hunter, he pretty quickly settles on "guardian" for explaining their relationship to other people and just referring to Darius by name when talking to the man himself. Overtime the phrasing gradually warms, becoming "foster parent" and eventually, once Hunter's already an adult old enough to move out, "Dad".

(Sidenote: he doesn't move out til he's in his mid to late twenties, bc he's under no obligation too, Darius low-key doesn't want him too, and the two of them want to make up for lost time in a sense, since Hunter only had 2 years of legal dependency on Darius before aging out of the system. Darius adopts Hunter retroactively as an adult)

Darius on the other hand has a real conundrum on his hands for those first few years. He has a lot of options! But "ward" is too formal and makes it sound like Darius picked him up off the street like after his parents were murdered, "apprentice/student" isn't really accurate considering the focus of Darius and Hunter's relationship has less to do with Hunter learning magic and more to do with Hunter being housed and fed. "Kid" and "foster son" are there...but...

Look, Darius isn't going to refer to Hunter more familiarly than Hunter refers to him! He's not gonna make it WEIRD. He's not a dad, because Hunter doesn't want/need him to be (and also parenthood is scary <3). Darius doesn't know the first thing about being a dad, despite how his friend group teases him.

Eda and Eberwolf are the two who are worst about it. They torture him with how 'fatherly' he's allegedly being (allegations Darius will DENY til his GRAVE!!!) And Eda specifically compares his journey to hers, saying it always starts off with you referring to them as your apprentice (again, Darius doesn't plan on doing that), as your roommate (...kinda weird in Darius' opinion? But okay Eda), or even your pet (????HELLO???). But eventually, they always become your dumb kid when you least expect it.

She's had a couple cups of appleblood by this point, but Darius knows on some level she's right and he's steadfastly ignoring that fact, even as Eber continues to refer to Hunter as his "cub" (kinda cute but Darius doesn't know how Hunter would feel being compared to an animal). The only people who are even remotely reasonable about all this (besides Lilith who's a bit disinterested in kid talk) is Raine and Alador, who both sort of neutrally, a bit awkwardly refer to Hunter as Darius' Boy.

Darius referring to Hunter as "my boy" is funnily enough what sticks the longest before it evolves to son boy. Hunter's crushing it at a derby match? Darius is whooping and cheering, yelling "THAT'S MY BOY!!!" At the other parents in the stands. Hunter is doing something dangerous or inadvisable where others can see him? "Darius, your boy-" "AHH! MY BOY". Hunter, a year into his stay with Darius finally comes clean about everything to do with him being a grimwalker, and is afraid that he's going to go back to seeing him as just an inferior replacement for Darius' beloved mentor? Darius (who has just had to process some of the most bonkers, emotionally heavy information in his life) gently, hesitantly puts a hand on his shoulder (the 'good' one Hunter doesn't mind people touching), and says that Hunter's much more than that. He's Darius' Boy and he's not going to kick him out or get angry or love him any less for things out of his control. It's good. They're good.

Like I said, it evolves over time and 'boy' becomes somewhat obsolete as the two get caught up in the joy of finally feeling able to explicitly refer to each other as family. But unlike "guardian" or "ward" the word never gets fully retired. Even when Hunter is 30 and is arguing that he's more of a man than a boy now, he is still getting referred to by Darius as "his boy", the way some parents never really stop calling their adult kids baby or kiddo (Camila and Eda respectively btw).

Hunter makes one of those corny matching shirt sets at some point for a father's Day gift when he's 17/18, where the two shirts say "if lost, return Boy to me" (Darius) and "I'm Boy" (Hunter). Hunter mostly did it so he could own a funny shirt that says "I'm boy". Darius openly weeps upon seeing them. Like Oh my Titan he's boy. He's my boy. Oh wow

[holysheithyall]

i made. an au.

newly graduated journalist tony becker spends most of his time trying to solve the infamous serial disappearances case. after running into multiple dead ends, he finally has a promising lead. unfortunately this ends up with him becoming a cult’s target. oh well.

[skitskatdacat63]

Nando being silly in S2E2 of his doc 🥺

[miss-rogers-all-american]

Homemaking tip:

Get dressed and ready everyday. When I treat homemaking as an actual job, with a loose schedule and uniform, it helps me to really focus on my tasks and to see the value in them. I personally no longer wear leggings, I prefer to only wear skirts and dresses, that has become my uniform and I feel more productive when wearing it.

[bathylychnops]

christopher.. guy who is impossibly irradiated and deadly to touch but being such a good sport about it

[kamenwriter]

Whoever made "I Am Part-Time Worker!!" has absolutely worked retail before. She got this message after hitting a guy with a crowbar.

[somebluemelodies]

all i can think about is that one conversation q!Bagi and q!Roier had a while back regarding q!Cellbit killing the workers, her subsequent disapproval, and q!Roier telling her something along the lines of “i think that you haven’t suffered what i’ve suffered on this island”

…yeah

[frobby]

one of my favorite senarios to imagine to put yukio in is sending him 10 years into the future (with the exwires usually) and everyone from their class are like chill adults including himself working their boring ass exorcist job and hes trying to assert dominance over them as the teacher™ but they're all like bro why so serious?

[pussysidon]

Shout-out to whoever liked at this wall and thought "This could use a Gojo"