#mother truckers

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𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗜𝗧 𝟰 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗡

Via @nerdswithvaginas #nerdswithvaginas

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#memes #memesmyass #dontbeadick #mothertruckers #dirtyhumor #satire

#collageart #collageartist #collageartwork #collagework #collagestash #collagemaker #collagecollective @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut 😂😂😂#collagecollectiveco #collageartists #collageoftheday #collagedesign #collageartworks #collagedigital #collageartistoninstagram #collagen #collages #collagecommunity #collagejournal #collageonpaper #collageartistsoninstagram

#nowplaying Thinking About Your Death by Rozz Dyliams

[cruilty-ink]

*finger gun* yeehaw peepaw

[lonestardetective]

Me: am I missing something I don't understand *insert actions/explanations here*; is this sh!t normal or am I crazy?

R: friendships are relationships too... so yes its normal. Just *insert reminders of boundaries etc*

Me: well f@€< alrighty then.

Idk how I see things so weirdly different but sometimes my perspectives off and I love that I have ppl to help adjust lol

[xpau-official]

Y’all enjoyin’ the party so far, brah?

- ♥︎

[alinastarkovismycat]

ACCURATE DEPICTION OF ME AFTER I READ THE LAST PAGE OF WHAT THE RIVER KNOWS

[theworkshopmann]

The Big Mother Trucker

Keep on truckin'

Type: Cosmetic/Misc

Class: Heavy

Paintable: yes

Accepted in game: No

This cosmetic set was made by Steam users Mr.Pink and TheLazerSofa. Posted on May 23rd 2024, you can vote for this here!

[canine-teethed-sheets]

guys look at my shapesona, isn't she so cool i love her

( her colors would be a slightly darker shade of seafoam green! :D )

[wemblingfool]

So hey, did you guys know that in one obscure continuity, Optimus Prime had a mom?

She was kinda badass, too. She was called, get this... Mother Trucker.

Here's her wiki entry https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Mother_Trucker

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ThanX my luv @len0r

eric stefanski 55x44 #studio

Igorrr / spirituality & distortion 💿 🎧

@frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut 🖤

[ac-disastrous]

Prompt 4: A Series That Needs A Continuation

My result: Nanbaka

[colorfulandblack]

The fact that Sean is SQUATTING in the pantry of the Chapter House sends me

[xpau-official]

Mother trucker dude!!

Holy heck part 2! We’ve got 2K people at the party now!!

As usual, thank you lots for your love and support for the party. I really hope you’re enjoying your stay so far!

Here’s to more XPAU chaos! ♥︎

[kyistell]

The New Boys(TM)

Look at them, bask in their angry glory.

So I actually drew them yesterday but didn't end up posting it cause its on a bigger WTTT page. It started out as just Jersey but then I wanted to draw New Mexico as well, and then I somehow had all four of them on the page.

I have the slight headcanon that they are all related in some way, like NJ and NY are brothers and NM is NJ's cousin but not NY's and NH is NY's cousin (or brother idk) but not NJ's. I don't know it seemed like a funny concept to me.

I saw this idea floating around that NM was raised by the NorthEast and I love that idea so like that is probably why NJ and NM are cousins...probably..ya know I hadn't actually thought too hard about it lol

[thetoonster]

And ANOTHER Stories 2 screenshot of my man Fatty. This is my desktop background btw.

[every-jiraiya]

[whatudottu]

Hmmmm if Annie fell and how would the Andromeda 5 react :))

Like what, she tripped? Fell out of bed? Jumped off a cliff?

Annie while being an adopted daughter to 5 aliens that don't know humanity inherently, she's a 16 year old who's first introduction to the 5 was through P'andor which I will state (if you're a long time follower, this is a reminder, if you're new, this is some context) she was immediately trying to mug him with a knife. He also probably looked like his human ID at the time which is... well, the picture of a large Slavic man who takes no shit.

But I'll indulge, I'll indulge, but prepare to be underwhelmed.

So if Annie fell (in the tripped context, maybe she fumbles a dance or just falls ass over teakettle on something), P'andor already has the impression she can take tougher shit than the ground. Might bark a short laugh especially if she gets right up and brushes the dirt off herself, depending on the dramatics of the fall he might jokingly award points for style, but not unless she got genuinely hurt P'andor does the quick 'You good' and move on when Annie starts walking as usual. Bivalvan would disapprove of P'andor's dismissiveness but less out of instinctual parental response and more from the fact he's grown up as a species with an exoskeleton, and Annie being human she has an endoskeleton which the soft fleshy bits on the outside. He takes a glance at whatever skin deep lesions Annie gets and puts in a bit too much stock than necessary into them, but his big main problem with that would be that Annie damaged the parts of her that would have been well protected under armour that humans don't have, and trying to associate the damage to scrapes in shell is building up his ability to cope that Annie would know what hurts or not.

You might expect that Galapagus would immediately baby Annie, but I don't think that would be the case. Aside from having the same instinct as Bivalvan (squishy shell-less human got skin damage), as a species with an unconventional method of flying, that being literal air propulsion, well there's a little bit of his cultural mentality that views children as baby birds or what have you. You could piff a geochelone aerio child (not in the least because they can be held in one human hand like Earth turtles and tortoises) and while still being an asshole, not an irredeemable bastard, the shell doing a lot of lip service (it's built in naturally to compensate for a fall, especially with all the weight of the shell itself contributing to the intensity of said fall) thanks to the inherent learning curve of 'oh yeah you're going to have to fly' children are gonna fall over anyway and heck, an adult too who would be much heavier is going to inevitably drop out of the sky like a rock. Not to say Galapagus wouldn't at least still hover over Annie for a hot sec or too, but if anything given that geochelone aerios have at least some areas of endoskeleton, so long as Annie isn't actively bleeding or straight up broken a bone he's not going to get too worked up about it.

The person that will really get worked up about it would be, of course, Ra'ad. Having absolutely no bones to actually break (his gladius doesn't count and his beak is hard to break at all) you might think he's the most prepared in dealing with skin lesions, but this is the man that grew up in an ocean and lived on land floating around like no one's business, people just don't get hurt by gravity! Not to mention, injuries in the sea are bound to attract predators, or injuries in stagnant water are bound to attract infection, or injuries are (in his culture) the first sign that you will be the next to die and dying isn't a thing his people are concerned with WHY AREN'T THEY CONCERNED WITH DEATH! It's only really his mind reading that tells him to stop right before he panics over Annie ensuing she dies... from embarrassment. If she fell and she's fine if slightly humiliated, Ra'ad will suppress his anxieties and kind of explicitly change the subject to hopefully make it clear he isn't thinking about her falling anymore (if it works it works, if it doesn't well...). And if she's legitmately hurt, Ra'ad would be actually the first to clock it since Annie like to be tough and infallible even if only for herself instead of being someone's stone, so if mentally she's wincing and grumbling etc Ra'ad will be the one to ask 'Are you actually okay?' and attempt (keyword: attempt) to be as low key about it as Annie is.

And finally I think out of all the Andromeda 5 I think Andreas is the only one who has experience with children, both in raising them and with the [alien] to human comparison to what a child is. I've mentioned my piece a whole bunch about making talpaedans ant inspired, and part of that is because Andreas would be the 'male' of an ant colony or the tradie of a talpaedan, which would mean Andreas grew up learning to parent the children of the colony's Queen and other architect/tradie pairings, expecting to in adult do the same in the colony Andreas had been married to if Aggregor didn't cause a divorce instead. So unlike Bivalvan who would claim with 100% certainty he was a father but only because he's a broadcast spawning species, Ra'ad who would claim complete opposite else he'd be actually dead to a herd of zooplankton young, Galapagus who would really be in human translation in his early 20s only remembering being a child, and P'andor that doesn't even know what sex is because prypiatosian-bs literally don't have sexual reproduction, Andreas would have nearly a life's worth of knowledge of childhood development (which is still only the equivalent of being 25ish years old, it's just Andreas being essentially a male ant) and have the most experience with a child falling over.

Which - because Andreas has experience - Annie falling over is not a big deal and if in arms reach, Andreas would lift her back up and brush her shoulders a little bit before letting her run off again and move on from the whole thing. The worst thing any parent can do is coddle their teen like a toddler and damn, Annie falling over is not as bad as what happens to talpaedan youth, it's a breath of fresh air.

This is hardly a 'P'andor exposes Annie to radiation' moment, but I did use this as an excuse to shoot forward some brief biology and culture headcanons about the Andromeda 5.