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[ghostfacesvalentine]

HALLOWEEN DAY 4: Haunted house - Multi!Muse x Fem!Reader

Pairing: Multi!muse x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Some mentions of gore, possession, all kinds of spooky stuff.

Type: Blurbs

Request: N/A

Word Count: N/A

Prompt: How it’d be like to go to the haunted house with the reader

Notes: Really late upload, but oh well. I may remove some characters if I have no inspiration for them but if you don't see your favorite send me an ask!

Jason Voorhees: Kind of loves it. He loves the thrill of it, even though he screams every time there’s a jump scare. He always grabs you by your shoulders and holds you tight while closing his eyes when something gets in both of your faces. At first you think you should stop but after a few seconds, you see Jason’s laugh. “Again.” Would be all he would tell you when you meet him outside the haunted house, hand in hand. This would quickly become one of Jason’s favorite traditions come Halloween time.

Michael Myers: Not phased by anything at all. If anything jumps at him he just stands right in front of it, punches or shoves it when it gets in his face or yours. Honestly he kind of just wants to get this over-with. The more you two go to haunted house, the more people know Michael’s notorious reactions, the more they seem to dread scaring you both. He kind of ruins the experience, but what did you expect. Michael doesn’t make half of the choices anyway, just kind of follows you around.

Tiffany Valentine: Actually would really enjoy it. She’d dress up with as well with you, doing your make up and hair beforehand. It’s the most fun part to her. She’d love to go to every part in the haunted house, the clown exhibit, the ghost exhibit, all of it. She loves the scares and the thrills of the screams both coming from you both. Sometimes Tiffany would scream at the screamer back then laugh about it with you. So yes, haunted houses with Tiffany is the best.

Billy Loomis: Not too interested, but would go to some kind of horror fair or festival with you, mostly wanting to go to the horror/gore part of it. Anything having to do with a slaughterhouse theme or something violent would get Billy into it. He also laughs when a jumpscare comes up, squeezing your hand and looking to you with a twisted smile. The more you both have fun at haunted houses, the more he’s encouraged to go. Kind of thinks it’s cute that you get scared and is more than willing to go first and have you hide behind him.

Stu Macher: THE best most excited baby. He’s so thrilled, haunted houses are his favorite parts of Halloween. Stu would hands down have a collection of flyers to show you different places you two just HAVE to visit. Super impatient with the line though, he’s such a baby. If the line won’t move, he sits down on the sidewalk looking up to you as he complains about the line. Also laughs when you or him scream, he even grabs some of the scarers, which of course is forbidden but Stu does it anyway. You’d have to run out sometimes because of it.

Patrick Bateman: Not very fond of haunted houses, he doesn’t see the point in them at all. You’d have to beg and beg and beg for Patrick to take you. Of course he probably wouldn’t change his mind until the night of. Finally though, after many tantrums and tears, he decides to take you, not really knowing what to expect. Of course it’s the slaughterhouse that catches his attention, so much so that he even wants to go to it a second time. Before you know it, you’re the one following him around to the exhibits.

Leatherface: This is so funny to me. Bubba is one of the biggest, strongest on this list, but he can also be the biggest scardy-cat of it too. He doesn’t really understand what’s going on or what the actual concept of the haunted houses are. You’d have to explain to him that they’re not real ghosts and there’s nothing really to be afraid of. He’s confident at first, but after the second scare, he’s a little bit more on edge. You’d have to lead, he’d cling onto you for dear life, screaming when something would grab him from behind. It’s kind of cute though.

Harley Quinn: ALSO the best at the haunted house game. She’s is all into it. Instead of bar hopping, you’d go haunted house hopping. Harley loves everything, from the mad science exhibit to the zombie exhibit, she would give every single one of them a try. Of course nothing scares Harley, she’d laugh at the screams and run towards the scarers. She’d have you accompany her all night until you’re no longer able to stand up. This would quickly become one of her favorite parts of Halloween and would perk up at any sign of a haunted house, whether it’s a little tacky one or something a little bit more realistic.

Poison Ivy: Not too interested in the concept of haunted houses, but if it’s date night and there’s nothing else to do, she’d consider it. You’d have to choose wisely though, you knew if Ivy didn’t like something within the first twenty minutes, she wouldn’t waste her time on it again. You knew she was more into psychological torture, so perhaps something to do with possession or a little bit less gruesome and more mind melting. If she’d really like it, she would tell you haunted houses would now be added to your list of activities to do on date night in the future, if not, she’d take control of the planning and make the decisions again.

Bruce Wayne: Honestly would love to take you to a haunted house. Never had been in one personally or really cared to, usually he’d go to Halloween parties if he was in the mood but he wants to see you enjoying the holidays. Of course nothing would really phase him, but his heart would skip a beat feeling you clutch onto him. Whether it’s criminals or scare actors, you still hide behind him for safety. Seeing you have fun is the most important thing to him, so when he's not home by the time he promises, he ends up making it up to you by taking you to a haunted house tour, renting it off for just you two.

Jason Todd: He doesn’t like to see you scared, even if it’s for Halloween. Of course he loves the thrill or used to, but not where you have to pay the price. Seeing you in distressed or frightened in any way would tug at his heart strings. However, if you insist on going, Jason would be more than happy to take you. You’d plan out a whole day to visit haunted houses, then go out to eat and rank the places over burgers and iced drinks.

Billy Hargrove: All up for it. This was one of his favorite things to do as a child, one of the more wholesome memories. Being scared with tacky haunted houses was a constant memory that came up when Halloween would come around so of course he was up for it when you mentioned it. Billy would go to any you wanted to, but the one that would freak him out the most would be an alien one. It’d stay engrained in his brain for the rest of the night. He’d hold your hand and take the lead every time, making sure you were close to him at all times, laughing it off when he himself would get scared with a jumpscare.

Steve Harrington: Would LOVE it. This is also one of his favorite Halloween traditions, but when you brought up haunted houses, he had in mind something a little bit less scary and perhaps a little more cheesy. Still, he’d go with you and his overprotective boyfriend instincts would kick in. Holding you close and tightly, scoping out the place as he would take his next step. Kind of the best at keeping you safe no matter how much he’s screaming. After the exhibit there would be a lot of talk about what you saw and tons of laughter at how silly you both probably looked.

Steve Rogers: Never really gave it a thought, but he knows Halloween is one of your favorite holidays, so if taking you to a haunted house to scare you shitless is what’s going to make you happy then so be it. Kind of uneasy though, of course, also has overprotective boyfriend instincts. Steve has to fight the urge to not react every time someone jumps out in front of you. Even if you’re not scared, he’s still holding you a little too tight and close to him, not that you mind it though. “Man, that was creepy, let’s go again.” He’d complain after leaving the clown exhibit.

Bucky Barnes: Kind of dreads it at first, he doesn’t really like to participate in haunted houses. Usually not a fan of the wait, the people and it’s just overall not a great situation to put yourself in, but if you really wanted to then going once wasn’t going to kill him. He’d hold your hand throughout the whole time, unsure if it was for your comfort or his own. Bucky would flinch only at a couple of scares, taking a step back, but still taking to lead with you, trying just to find the end to this place. Overall, not the most enthusiastic on this list, but still fun to go with if you’re a big baby.

Wanda Maximoff: Very fun to go with. She’s excited for haunted houses when you explain to her the concept of them. Wanda admits she’s never been to one, so you’d have to take the lead and explain to her the processes. You’d choose the creepy doll exhibit, the clown one and the vampire exhibit to start, all exhibits she would enjoy and she does! Wanda would definitely become an adrenaline junkie when it comes to haunted houses, loving the scares and screams and aesthetics of it all. Overall, super fun to go with!

Loki Laufeyson: Doesn’t understand them one bit, but it makes little y/n excited so he guesses it wouldn’t be too horrible to go to. He doesn’t mind the wait, listening to you talk endlessly about what you wanted to see and what exhibits you were excited for as well as what you think he’d like and what you think he wouldn’t like. Either way, he just wants to spend time with you and this would be a perfect date for a little excitement in the night. Takes on the overprotective boyfriend roll as well, holding you tightly beside him, making sure you don’t stay too far behind and aren’t in the frontline of the scarer. “Why do you like to do this to yourself? Don’t the avengers provide you with enough fear?” He’d tease you while he wipes your harmless tears after the visit.

Cloud Strife: Also doesn’t understand them, but still willing to with you. Kind of takes it too seriously when you get scared or when something is trying to attack you, but not really when it stops right in front of your nose. Either way doesn’t really like the fear it puts on your face. You assure him it’s only for show and you were actually really having fun, but either way, the whole thing just isn’t super fun for Cloud seeing you worked up like this, after the second exhibit you would agree to just go see the costumes and floats, anything that wasn’t involving someone else in a costume trying to strike fear into your heart.

Aerith Gainsborough: Kind of excited for it, likes the concept and wants to see it before her. Does little dances and hand gestures while waiting in line as you get closer to entrance. Wants to see the ghost exhibit first then the vampire one. Would even wear her fake fangs to the exhibit. Overall the only character to turn this date into a wholesome one despite what you were doing. Gasps and laughs would be her reaction to the sudden jumpscares and it’s actually very cute.

Sebastian Michaelis: Wouldn’t be an idea for him to go, but if you insisted this would be a fun date, then he would have no other choice than to comply. Sebastian follows after you, keeping his usual unimpressed face as different scarers would jump before you two. The only time he would step forwards is if the person was getting too close to you, he’d look at them with a smile and have you continue your path. Overall the experience would be mostly for your fun rather than his. Sebastian is only there to keep you safe.

Spencer Reid: All for it! Loves haunted houses, it’s one of his favorite traditions. Compiles a list of haunted house events coming up and has you help him choose where to go. You both would wear cute little costumes or pumpkin themed clothing on the way there. Lots of singing and laughing on the drive, it’d be a pretty fun experience. Spencer would lead to you to different exhibits, laughing and screaming along with you at the sudden appearances of those in terrifying costumes. You’d end the night talking about your favorite exhibits and costumes, what you wanted to do next time and what you planned for your next visit.

[sunshinehunter]

do you have a fav oc?

Fucking oops shit fuck. This ask got lost in the percolator that is my brain for a bit (read more because I GOT A LOT TO SAY ABOUT MY GIRL!!!)

My fave OC is def my moon and stars, my scardy cat Hive Goth baby girl; Eric Moonheart

Is she good at the Light? No. Is she good at shooting guns? Probably the best shot you've ever met precisely because she's shit ass with the Light.

She runs in a Hunter gang known as the Scouting Legion which is basically the third branch that completes the Vanguard specialized groups; Hidden, Pilgrim Guard, Scouting Legion. They run ops for strikes, find Lost Sectors, put down patrol beacons/public event beacons, and map out dangerous landscapes before standard Guardians are sent in to blow shit up (and usually follow along beside or just behind the YW and her crew when she goes and blows shit up first). Unlike the other groups the Legion is Hunters only*, Warlocks tend to wander and get their heads into things they shouldn't, and Titans don't know how to keep a low profile if they tried.

Eric is a Faded Light meaning her grasp on the Light is tenuous at best. She can do small things with the Light but any large expenditure (like a Super or grenade spam) requires being around someone with enough Orb generation to also power her. So the control she does have is quite Fine but it's just Faded. Unlike most Guardians she's not good at one Light over the other but has the most practice with Void and it's also the best when she needs to get out of trouble.

Because she's so shit ass with the Light and the Legion is the cream of the crop Eric is just super good at firearms. The Legion like to joke she can't miss a shot even when under the influence (of either alcohol or WAY too much caffeine) and she's yet to make them liars.

When Stasis became a thing Guardians could learn she picked it up very quickly, her control over her small amount of Light letting her figured out Stasis a lot quicker than most Guardians. She's one of the strongest Stasis users in the militia because of it. As a Scout she was also one of the first after the YW broke Calus' siege on Neomuna to go help defend the Neomuni and also learned to use Strand. It sometimes worries her she is better at using the Darkness than the Light but she tries not to think about it too hard.

Eric's ~200 years old and lived through the Great Catastrophe which happened a few decades after she was risen (do not come and 'um actually it happened-'. Don't care. I use my own timeline). All her friends died during it and she's had a dislike of the Moon and Hive ever since. She was also part of Dead Orbit as a young Risen but they were too goth and nihilistic even for her after all her friends died.

Eric's got two modes; has had enough caffeine and has had no caffeine. When she's had enough she's extremely sweet and perky, easily excitable, and will talk your ear off. No caffeine she's a bit of a cranky bitch looking for a cup of coffee😩

Her two constant companions are her Ghost; Ghostie (Eric is not the most creative with names) and her qpbf Savant-3, a Voidlock, who's also an Orb generating machine and is the only reason she can use the Light in any meaningful way.

Shortly before the YW was risen Eric did something STUPID. And now she's got a kid. A Hive son named Gup (or Xolkûn when she's mad at him. Mom always whips out your full name when you fucked up). He has no worm and she got him when he was a larva and she's raised him to be just a normal little boy he just looks... like a weird Hive kid. He's more like a Hive mixed with a moth than a 'proper' Hive but it's kept Eric from getting rid of him or her friends convincing her to let them shoot him. Together they learned how to speak Hive and do some Hive magic and now Eric can also do some higher level Hive magic. Not the same as how Eris does Hive magic though. Eris is Big Ritual Spell kinda girlie while Eric mostly uses her magic to unlock doors or kill things. (also totally happenstance they have similar names. Eric was named Eric before Eris was around really and the Hive connection is because GOD I had it bad for The Taken King and Alak Hul like most Hive Girlies at the time FUCK).

She's also way prettier than you

** Savant is also a member of the Legion. He's the one exception they've ever made. So Eric has a pocket Nova on call basically.

For the art all lineart is by @brahkest and all the coloring/rendering is by me uwu

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Mommies little wimp (Ben 10)

It was a summer of action and adventures, and the Tennyson family battled monsters, aliens and villains and saved the world more then once. using a combination of experience, magic and a alien device to turn into aliens it was a summer that would never be forgotten. But this story isn't about the Tennyson's who went on that wild summer, this story is about Ben Tennyson, who still wasn't potty trained (and honestly his mother had given up hopes he ever would be) and who due to his meekness and nature as a world class scardy cat, had elected to stay with mommy and daddy, though mostly close to his mom. with a layer of chub that made him look like a over sized toddler from a lack of exercise and being spoiled with lots of treats from his mom, and sporting a shorter version of anther Ben's trademark white and black shirt..this Ben was rocking thick white and black diapers that were custom made because of how often the little wuss was going. This little wuss had just waved off Gwen and Gramps and then went back to watching paw patrol.

On the same day when Gwen would be using her magic and Max would be going four arms to fight off Hex and Charmcaster, Ben was being woken up in his room/nursery by his mom and sitting up in his race car bed, Yawning loudly and his paw patrol PJ top lift up as he stretched his arms. "Did you have a good sleep sweetie?" She asked, reaching over and turning off his baby monitor, having already unplugged the 3 night lights he used every night. "Yeah! I had a dream I was a pretty princess playing with puppies and this dragon came up but he was all scared and just wanted hugs so I gave them to him" Ben giggled, tossing his Superhero squad blanket back and getting a whiff from his ripe diaper, bloated around his hips and with more then tinkle. "Ewww! stinky!" Ben said, holding his nose but giggling, again reinforcing the image his mother had of him that he might technically be 10..but he was clearly 2..maybe 3 in all the ways it counted. "heh, it's not that bad. You've done worse. wanna waddle over to your changing table or want mommy to carry you?" His mom asked, already knowing what he'd pick but she liked to give him a choice now and then with little things. (it didn't help his wusseness that his mom was VERY over protective of Ben, to the point of homeschooling him because she didn't want the bullies at school to tease him) As expected Ben giggled and held out his arms and She picked him up, a hand going under his squishy butt and making him giggle and patting his back as she carried him over. He thought the fact he like to squish in his stinky diapers was a big secret from everyone but both his parents knew it and so did anyone brave enough to babysit him.   (not that his mom trusted Ben with anyone outside of the family, and even then, NOT Gwen after she had reduced Ben to tears and given him nightmares for a week by singing the itsy bitsy spider.) Gently setting him down, she handed him Officer bear, one of his favorite stuffies (She had toyed with getting him a sumo slammer stuffie till she watched the show and deemed it too scary for Ben, and Ben who took momma's word as law agreed despite never watching it) "Can I have a paci please mommy?" Ben asked, batting his eyes like he was asking for a ice cream treat for breakfast and just making her gush at how sweet and cute he was. "Of course you can! what color little man?" She coo'd, tickling his tummy and pulling open the drawer with the pacifiers. "Ummm You pick! they taste better then you do!" Ben coo'ed Kicking his legs a little. His mom smirked at that, but he was the 'boss' so to speak and pulled out a baby blue one, popping it in his eager mouth and he suckled away while holding his teddy above him, mumbling around the paci to his bear. One stinky diaper clean up later, and the 'treasure' dropped into Ben's diaper pail (which had been labeled Ben's Treasure chest) and she had him off of the changing table and tugged off his PJ top. Taking his hand and leading the way, the made their way to the dinning room so Benny could have num nums. (his bedroom was on the ground floor because Ben was scared of heights and claimed to get dizzy when he was on the second floor) There was no point in dressing him till he ate, and they only changed his diaper because the aroma from his huggies affected how breakfast tasted. His daddy was already at work and so it would be just Ben and mommy all day, something he preferred if he was being honest though he did like playing with daddy, sometimes he was too rough. Helped up into his custom high chair and strapped in, Ben kicked his legs and sucked on his paci as his mom went and brought in a big bowl of oatmeal, with little bits of different cookies crumbled and spread all over and a large baby bottle of milk. She had left the choice of baby bottles or sippy cups up to Ben, but they both knew normal cups were out of the question and after trying both he'd settled for the baby bottles because the nipples were better then the hard plastic. Tugging the paci out of his mouth his mom smiled and got a bib tried around his neck, white with multiple colored baby blocks spelling out 'mommy's widdle boy' on it. "So does Benny wanna try and feed himself today, or want me to feed him again?" His mom asked, coo'ing and a hand on a chair to pull it over having a feeling on the answer again. "Uhh Mommy, are you feeling ok?" Ben asked, raising a eyebrow. "Of course I want you to feed me! You make it taste like.. a zillion times better! a zillion plus TWO!" Ben said and held up three fingers to illistate his point, numbers wasn't his strong suit. His mom just smirked and pulled the chair over, sitting down and then getting a bigggg spoon full of the nummies ready. "Open wide~" she coo'ed, moving the spoon in and Ben giggled and did as he was told, then as the spoon went in he closed his mouth around it and and mmmhmed as he nom'ed away. "So i was thinking Benny, do you wanna go down the the park today?" He mom asked, still feeding him. Like all her other questions she knew the answer and maybe this was a little bit mean of her to ask, but she couldn't help it, the look of fear on his face mid bite and then the loud muffled poot was just TOO adorable! with his cheeks puffed out with oatmeal baby Ben shook his head no and shut his eyes, shuddering and more poots followed as he seemed to get slightly taller in the high chair and a familiar smell filled the room. "Benny, did you go boom boom?" She asked in a loving voice, setting the spoon down and stoking his hair. Ben swallowed the nummies in his mouth and then then nodded. "Of course I did! Mommy! you know how scary the p-p-park is!" He whined, a hissing sound hear and more muffled poots, though he didn't get any taller this time from a mess. "oh, it must of slipped my mind. Mommies can be SO silly sometimes!" She said and leaned in, kissing his forehead and calming him down slowly. "Forgive mommy?" "hehe..Of course! after all, all you did was make a 'nther. " and Ben paused to blow a raspberry, getting some spittle on his mom. "Diapie that you hafa change!" he finished and giggled madly, wiggling his butt and squishing the mess all around, making it all nice and squishy and making it a nightmare to change. "heh, that's fair." Mom said, wiping her face with the sleeve of her shirt and then picking up the baby bottle. "Drink?" "It's like your psychic!" Ben coo'ed and opened his mouth, then wrapping his lips around the nipple and sucking eagerly, eyes closing, then going wide and pulling back, making a icky face and shuddering as he pooted. "Mommy! that's not strawberry! It's normal milk! too spicy!" Ben huffed. His mother giggled at that, only BEN would find plain 2 percent white milk spicy, and again it had been one of her meaner moments. "Ohhh did I forget to add the syrup again? I'm sorry buddy!" She said, though anyone with half a brain would hear she didn't mean it. Naturally Ben brought it hook line and stinker. "-sigh- it's ok mommy, please go and fix it..and just so you know, i'ma have the FARTS t'day now!" He warned. 'how is that different from any other day?' his mom thought, but then said out loud. "it's ok buddy. I know it's my fault. sit tight and don't go anywhere." She coo'ed making Ben giggle. "Mommy, I'm in a high chair, where am I gonna go? to the moon?" he laughed then thought about being up in space and well, got a little taller. "MOMMMMYYYY!" Ben wailed.

After finishing off his breakfast and getting a much needed diaper change, Ben was dressed in his trademark diapers and t-shirt and socks, having decided to stay inside for a bit after scaring himself silly during breakfast. So scared was Ben that he refused to just sit on the couch or on the floor, he either wanted mommy to sit down with him so he could sit in her lap and be protected or he wanted what he called his fortress. Said fortress was a larger then normal playpen that Ben and mommy had fallen in love with then they had seen it while out shopping (Daddy had been taken back by the price tag but with his wife and son saying please over and over again he'd caved) it wasn't set up all the time as some days Benny would lay on his tummy and color in hello kitty or paw patrol books on the floor or lay on the couch for a nap or even again sit in mommies lap but today, she was gonna be busy cleaning. Getting the playpen set up in the right spot could be tricky as well, as it had to be in a spot where Ben could somewhat try and keep a eye out for her in case he got lonely,   It also had to be within view of the TV where his mom would have it streaming episodes of Paw patrol, Hello Kitty, Bob the builder but after the diaper blowout from a few weeks ago harry and his bucket full of dinosaurs was cut out. The final challenge for setting it up was the fact it had to be in a spot with just enough light where Ben wouldn't get scared, but not TOO much light or it would make shadows and again, scare him. Hoping she'd found the sweet spot Ben's mom helped the oversized toddler into the playpen, mentally joking that with him being a little butter ball she didn't have to worry about going to the gym, and then handed him in his teddy from before, some soft baby blocks to play with, a pack of non toxic crayon's and a Sesame street coloring book that had any pages with a monster on it ripped out (So had maybe 3 pages) and then a fresh ba-ba. "Please tell me you got it right this time." Ben said, farting loudly to get his point across. "Yes sir, I used extra syrup!" His mom said, holding the bottle out for him and he started to take it, then smiled. flipping the bottle around in her hand, he got on his knees and drank from it while she was leaning over the playpen. She wanted to complain that she had things to do, but damn it if he wasn't just too darn cute. Still after he got it half drained she had to speak up. "Benny sweetie, I need to go and start cleaning, can you show me what a good little boy you are and hold your own ba-ba?" She asked. Ben paused from his suckling and pulled off, giving a huff and a eye roll like he had all of the worlds worst problems, but then took the bottle from her. "I 'pose." He said, plopping on butt and apparently hitting some sort of trigger as he let out a MASSIVE belch and even blew his mom's hair back a little from the force of it. of course while most boys Ben's age or even the age he acted would of been giggling or all proud, the burp had a different effect on our little wuss. His eyes shot wide then he cried out 'mommy!' as a massive poot followed and the back of his diaper got a wave of mush in the back of it. "Shhh, it's ok Benny. I'm right here." She coo'ed, leaning back down and then tugging the back of his diaper open and checking. For a normal baby it would of been full enough for a change but with Ben being such a super duper pooper it wasn't all that bad. "I think your diapie can handle some more. Just color me a pretty picture and watch your cartoons." She coo'ed and then ruffled his hair and turned the tv on. "O-Ok mommy." Ben mewed.

for the next half hour or so all was calm in the Tennyson household was mostly quiet, save for Ben talking alone with his TV show's and a burp or fart here and there. Cleaning the house took longer then it could of since she had to go without using any sort of cleaning equipment that ran on a motor/made noise since well, it would scare Ben, and as such they had long since switched from carpets to hardwood flooring. Still accidents could and still did happen, such as when while she was dusting by the TV she accidentally knocked cords free and Ben's show stopped right in the middle of a big dramatic moment. Despite having seen this episode multiple times, Ben's jaw dropped down and his eyes went wide, sure that it meant that his beloved hero's had just bit the big one and gone up to the dog park in the sky. "NOO! CHASE! RUBBLE! ROCKY! ALEX!" he cried out, tears streaming down as he was up on his knee, at the edge of the play pen and looking over, massively loud and wet farts blasting out and his diaper bloating out rapidly. sweat dropping and trying not to roll her eyes, Ben's mom rushed to get everything plugged back in and as the episode came back on right from where it left off she came over and pulled him out of the playpen, hugging him and letting him watch it over her shoulder as she patted his back and squished his bottom. "Shhh shh..See? they're ok Benny." "I..I..-sniffle- I was so scared they were GONE mommy!" Ben bawled like the big baby he was. "Well there back now. it's all right. let's pause this and get you changed little man, I don't think your diapie is gonna take much more punishment." She said. she had gone from rubbing his butt to getting her arm under it to support him as he semi relaxed, not wanting to risk him falling out of her arms and as he finished filling his diaper it had both kept going under her forearm and overlapped the top pat of it, almost forming a semi seal around it. "Nooo! wanna finish and make sure their ok!" Ben whined and whimpered. "P-Please mommy?" He asked, and pushed back enough so that he could give her a pleading look with his tear stained cheeks and trembling bottom lip. "..Ok. but Mommy better hold you, don't wanna have a blow out in your fortress right?" she sighed and asked. there was only 10 minutes left anyways. "Thank you mommy! your the best mommy ever! whatever you say!" Ben coo'ed and planted and big old drooly smooch on her cheek before going back to watching. 'And Carl thinks I have it easy staying home with Benny all day.' She mused to herself.

After the show was over and one LONG diaper change later, Ben's mom decided that she would put off the rest of the cleaning till after Ben was put down for his afternoon nap. Getting a blanket on the floor she sat down with him to play whatever he wanted, and wasn't shocked when it turned out to be paw patrol, with her as Alex and Ben as the doggies. Thankfully she had watched the show with him or heard enough of it in passing to play along with ease and they went that way for at least a hour before Ben's tummy was growling loudly. "Uh-oh, I think somebody needs some more fuel for his little present maker!" She teased, tapping a finger on his tummy. "What do you think kiddo?" Ben, who due to his constant diaper filling and well, being trained for lack of a better word to eat lots hence explaining his flab, drooled and nodded. "Oh Oh! can I grilled cheese french toast sandwich?" he asked, licking his lip, having a .. odd taste in his food combo's, again coming from getting what ever his little heart desired. "oh I suppose so, But I better get you a snack while I make it for you. don't want you wasting away." She teased, helping Ben up and then holding his hand as they to get him into his highchair. Strapped in nice and safe and in just his diapers and socks, Ben used his fingers to snack on a bowl of vanilla and chocolate pudding mixed together as his mom started cooking for him, and of course he had a fresh ba-ba of strawberry milk on the tray for him to drink. and naturally, by the time his sandwich's were done (She knew that he would want more then one and thus had made 3) at least half of the pudding was on his face,body and hair, Ben having just finished drawing a smiley face on his tummy and grinning like a goof. "Look! I made you a picture!" he coo'ed, all proud. "heh, VERY pretty but I don't think I can hang it on the fridge." She giggled and set the plate down with his food cut up and cooled and smooched his forehead. "Why not!?" Ben huffed and pouted, then it clicked and he giggled sheepishly. "Oh yeah. never mind!" "heh, see? I know my little guy would figure it out!"

After lunch Ben clearly needed a bath, but since it had been awhile since his last poop filled diaper his mom wasn't eager to just sit him in the tub and have him 'launch torpedo's' as Ben called it. At the urging of her husband she semi toyed with trying to potty train Ben even though everyone knew it was hopeless, and by try that meant that they had a training potty in Ben's size that he could sit on while unloading in his diapers to get used to sitting on the potty and going. Baby steps after all was the way to go. Ben thought it was a waste of his time plush he thought the potty kinda looked like a monster, though when he'd expressed this fear to his dad he'd been told to show a little back bone for a change. still, it was with a trembling bottom lip that Ben planted his diapered butt down on the light blue training potty, closing his eyes and slipping his food stained thumb in his mouth and sucking on it lots as mommy started the tub running. The sound of the water running did help the wuss relax as he always like the white noise and well, when your a chubby 10 year old diaper wimp relaxing can only lead to one thing. a loud fart shot out of Ben's butt, the Potty making it semi echo and the noise scared Ben, his eyes popping open even as his fear made him fire out more poop and farts in a viscous circle. His diaper was swelling up but in a odd twist of fate unlike how it normally happened, with it just going around the potty chair, today some of it went in and expanded in there. "Ah! mommy!" Ben cried out,whimpering and tearing up. "The potty is roaring at me!" "Heh, Benny it's just your far-" his mom started, turning and looking. Ben went to get up to turn and point to the potty, but with his diaper having gone in and expanded on the inside, it stayed latched on and his eyes went wide as saucers. "IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME! MOMMY HELP!" He screamed falling down on all fours and crawling around in circles, shaking his butt and trying to get the potty to dislodge as his mother watched on in amusement. 'I should be filming this, I'd win America's funniest home videos for sure.' She thought with a mental snort. walking over and kneeling down, she used one arm to grab Ben around the belly and then with free hand she yanked hard on the potty, pulling it free from his stinky butt. "Shhh there there, I-" she started, but Ben cut her off and squirmed around, turning around and on his knees hugging her and smothering her with kisses as he bawled, bawling out thank you's and gushing about how much he loved his monster slayer mommy. '..I really should tell him it wasn't a monster..but what the heck...' she thought and returned the hug, knowing she'd have to change her shirt after this. "Heh, that's me, Professional monster slayer, diaper changer and chef supreme." she coo'ed as Ben sobbed and nodded.

Bath time was more tricky then normal, since after being so scared and pooping so much, Ben was worn out and kept semi conking out and his mom had to stay on him and keep him from trying to curl up in the warm water. add onto that with him so sleepy it was a fight to get him to raise his arms and the like and it took longer then normal but at least it was worth it as she soon had a fresh and clean little guy. cradling him in her arms he was Basically asleep before she even got him to his room and diapered, it was clearly nap time. Not bothering with PJ's for the nap (it would of been next to impossible to get him in them with him this conked out) she tucked him into his toddler bed and planted a smooch on his forehead before handing him one of his stuffies, watching him snuggle into it and smile, a thumb popping into his mouth. lightly tugging the thumb out she replaced it with a paci then after making sure that the baby monitor was on and drawing his curtains shut, tiptoed out of the room. Ben just suckled on his paci, hugged his teddy and to the shock of no one who knew him, was filling the room with farts seconds later.

[willowwhispersspeakeasy]

Can i make a Headcannon request,specifically for the demon bro’s +Diavolo and Barbatos,with a goth S/O,I hope I’m not bothering you

Or them with a tall and slightly muscular S/O,just an idea

all of the boys would love mc regardless of their build: tall, short, thin, muscular. I can't imagine any of them treating you particularly different, so we’ll do a goth mc instead 

OM! demons with a Goth mc

warnings: gender neutral reader

Lucifer

a wonderful match the pair of you make. aesthetically hes the most gothic of the brothers and he has a soft spot for many of the literature. some of the music he also enjoys.

he would truly enjoy whenever the pair of you go out together. you simply complement each other so nicely. the photos of the pair of you on devilgram will blow up because of your wonderfully complimentary dark aesthetics.

would prefer a more victorian goth or vampire goth aesthetic but he loves you and your self expression, no matter what part of the scene you prefer. 

Lucifer enjoys walking down through cemeteries with you, dark in the moonlight, and hes more then pleased to sweep you off your feet and into the blackness of night. 

Mammon

Mams thinks your style is amazing. he will be in awe at the different looks you do, swooning if you were to do a black and gold ensemble to match his usual color pallet. 

he likes metal music so hes open to trying whatever you listen too. but he’ll prefer the harder stuff. won't care for the writing tho, its to depressing for him. 

hed probably like trad goth or deathrocker the most on you, but hes happy and supportive no matter what of course. gifts you a piece of gold crow scull jewelry. he has a matching ring as well. 

but he will be hesitant to do anything too spooky. hes a scardy cat. you can probably bribe him into just about anything but he will be curled around your arm shaking in fear for most of it. 

Leviathan

at first he doesn't think much of it. kinda just shrugs. as the pair of you become close his reaction will change as he starts to take note of little things. please show up in platform boots, hes going to see them, and then see you, and turn pink at the thought of you stepping on him. hes a kinky bastard

okay now hes into it. the pretty jewelry, big boots, if you like leather or lace, lose fitting clothes or skin tight, hes swooning just a little. 

Levi knows subcultures pretty well, he’d probably like things leaning more as cross over styles like Gothic Lolita or Gothic Ouji.  

the closest to goth music you'll get him to listen to is Baby Metal, but he knows some of the lit, mostly from anime and games tbh. 

Satan

he likes it from the beginning. compliments your style immediately. Satan is well read in gothic literature and is familiar with the history of the scene all the way back to punk in the 70s. 

he has a great appreciation for gothic architecture as well as poetry. can recite Poe’s work verbatim. will bring you black roses as tokens of his affection. 

stylistically hes not picky, probably likes romantic goth or anything leaning into dark academia aesthetics overall. 

he will sneak you away to dance with you, he’d so love to teach you how to waltz to the pretty forlornful songs. kisses the back of your hand and writes you pretty poetry about how his rage eats him like decay but you have offered him peace in the rot. 

Asmodeus

he just thinks you are so beautiful. for alt styles I headcannon Asmo as actually leaning more into the punk mindset and lifestyle, but he loves goth and all of the alt subculture’s little children~

he’ll gift you pretty bouquets of nightshade and hemlock. black candles that burn with dark flames. to spite his personal style being full of light and soft colors he will compliment you nicely aesthetically. 

probably changes his wardrobe to reflect yours. you like wearing harnesses? well he’ll get himself a pretty pale pink one to match you~ (if you ask him he likes fetish goth bc of course he does) 

the literature is a bit dull for his taste most of the time, but he does like the music actually. unless its a tragedy, Asmo is a sucker for a good romantic tragedy. 

Beelzebub

the personal style of mc matters the least to the 6th born. Beel will love you regardless. he sees your goth style more as a reflection of your commitment to things you love. 

the dreary nature associated with goth will not bother him. he’s Belphie’s twin after all. teaches you how to add things like activated charcoal to food to turn it black or dark grey. 

if you were to have him pick an outfit for you he’s probably going to land somewhere between trad goth and e-girl/boy. Beel probably like emo as a subculture a bit more then goth personally. 

he likes the music just fine, but I do think he’d fall more into sub genres like emo or pop punk for his taste. not a fan of the lit tho, puts him to sleep. 

Belphagor

another match made in hell. Belphie might just consider himself a goth if not for his laziness and lack of commitment. he really can't bring himself to put in the effort required to “look the part”. 

he likes the music and the lit and the subculture overall. its all very cozy and familiar to him. he will adapt to whatever your chosen corner of it is. 

style wise he likes all of it. altho hes particularly curious by the “stranger” subsets like cyber goth or steampunk. 

Belphie would adore to lay in your lap under the blankness of a new moon, as you read him poetry on the dead grass. hes unbothered by whatever horrible thing you’ve found to tell him this time.

Diavolo

hes intrigued. he’s overall unfamiliar with the style and subculture, but he holds no prejudice or judgment. in fact it finds it all quite charming. would love to discuss it with you over tea sometime.

the themes that run at the core of the subculture are familiar and homely to him, so once he has a better grasp hes very pleased and supportive. Dia finds himself falling in love with the soft tragedy of it all. 

stylistically he doesn't have a preference. whatever you like and feel confident in hes pleased with. 

Dia is the type to stroll with you through cemeteries, telling you stories from his many years in the devildom. if you wanted to date an eldritch demon hes a wonderful choice you know. 

Barbatos

Barb is completely charmed. he adores your style. Barb doesn't care for goth music but he does love the literature. the poetry in particular is a favorite genre of his. 

he is also a very fun aesthetic choice. when he has days free and doesn't have to wear a uniform you’ll see hes got quite the gothic style himself. photos with him during private tea parties are beautiful (you probably have a pretty one of him with some dead dried roses as your lock screen or contact photo for him or something)

his favorite gothic style for you would be something like victorian or even gothabilly. he just finds vintage styles on you so charming. 

Barbatos’ idea of a perfect date is a nice tea party somewhere hidden away, chatting about philosophies or poetry and art while sipping tea with his darling of corse. he would so love it to turn that little fantasy into a reality with you with a black gothic tea set and little skull shaped sugar cubes. 

[yamithediaperdork]

Mommies little wuss (Ben10)

It was a summer of action and adventures, and the Tennyson family battled monsters, aliens and villains and saved the world more then once. using a combination of experience, magic and a alien device to turn into aliens it was a summer that would never be forgotten.

But this story isn't about the Tennyson's who went on that wild summer, this story is about Ben Tennyson, who still wasn't potty trained (and honestly his mother had given up hopes he ever would be) and who due to his meekness and nature as a world class scardy cat, had elected to stay with mommy and daddy, though mostly close to his mom.

with a layer of chub that made him look like a over sized toddler from a lack of exercise and being spoiled with lots of treats from his mom, and sporting a shorter version of anther Ben's trademark white and black shirt..this Ben was rocking thick white and black diapers that were custom made because of how often the little wuss was going.

This little wuss had just waved off Gwen and Gramps and then went back to watching paw patrol.

On the same day when Gwen would be using her magic and Max would be going four arms to fight off Hex and Charmcaster, Ben was being woken up in his room/nursery by his mom and sitting up in his race car bed, Yawning loudly and his paw patrol PJ top lift up as he stretched his arms.

"Did you have a good sleep sweetie?" She asked, reaching over and turning off his baby monitor, having already unplugged the 3 night lights he used every night.

"Yeah! I had a dream I was a pretty princess playing with puppies and this dragon came up but he was all scared and just wanted hugs so I gave them to him" Ben giggled, tossing his Superhero squad blanket back and getting a whiff from his ripe diaper, bloated around his hips and with more then tinkle.

"Ewww! stinky!" Ben said, holding his nose but giggling, again reinforcing the image his mother had of him that he might technically be 10..but he was clearly 2..maybe 3 in all the ways it counted.

"heh, it's not that bad. You've done worse. wanna waddle over to your changing table or want mommy to carry you?" His mom asked, already knowing what he'd pick but she liked to give him a choice now and then with little things.

(it didn't help his wusseness that his mom was VERY over protective of Ben, to the point of homeschooling him because she didn't want the bullies at school to tease him)

As expected Ben giggled and held out his arms and She picked him up, a hand going under his squishy butt and making him giggle and patting his back as she carried him over. He thought the fact he like to squish in his stinky diapers was a big secret from everyone but both his parents knew it and so did anyone brave enough to babysit him.

(not that his mom trusted Ben with anyone outside of the family, and even then, NOT Gwen after she had reduced Ben to tears and given him nightmares for a week by singing the itsy bitsy spider.)

Gently setting him down, she handed him Officer bear, one of his favorite stuffies (She had toyed with getting him a sumo slammer stuffie till she watched the show and deemed it too scary for Ben, and Ben who took momma's word as law agreed despite never watching it)

"Can I have a paci please mommy?" Ben asked, batting his eyes like he was asking for a ice cream treat for breakfast and just making her gush at how sweet and cute he was.

"Of course you can! what color little man?" She coo'd, tickling his tummy and pulling open the drawer with the pacifiers.

"Ummm You pick! they taste better then you do!" Ben coo'ed Kicking his legs a little.

His mom smirked at that, but he was the 'boss' so to speak and pulled out a baby blue one, popping it in his eager mouth and he suckled away while holding his teddy above him, mumbling around the paci to his bear.

One stinky diaper clean up later, and the 'treasure' dropped into Ben's diaper pail (which had been labeled Ben's Treasure chest) and she had him off of the changing table and tugged off his PJ top. Taking his hand and leading the way, the made their way to the dinning room so Benny could have num nums. (his bedroom was on the ground floor because Ben was scared of heights and claimed to get dizzy when he was on the second floor)

There was no point in dressing him till he ate, and they only changed his diaper because the aroma from his huggies affected how breakfast tasted.

His daddy was already at work and so it would be just Ben and mommy all day, something he preferred if he was being honest though he did like playing with daddy, sometimes he was too rough.

Helped up into his custom high chair and strapped in, Ben kicked his legs and sucked on his paci as his mom went and brought in a big bowl of oatmeal, with little bits of different cookies crumbled and spread all over and a large baby bottle of milk. She had left the choice of baby bottles or sippy cups up to Ben, but they both knew normal cups were out of the question and after trying both he'd settled for the baby bottles because the nipples were better then the hard plastic.

Tugging the paci out of his mouth his mom smiled and got a bib tried around his neck, white with multiple colored baby blocks spelling out 'mommy's widdle boy' on it.

"So does Benny wanna try and feed himself today, or want me to feed him again?" His mom asked, coo'ing and a hand on a chair to pull it over having a feeling on the answer again.

"Uhh Mommy, are you feeling ok?" Ben asked, raising a eyebrow. "Of course I want you to feed me! You make it taste like.. a zillion times better! a zillion plus TWO!" Ben said and held up three fingers to illistate his point, numbers wasn't his strong suit.

His mom just smirked and pulled the chair over, sitting down and then getting a bigggg spoon full of the nummies ready.

"Open wide~" she coo'ed, moving the spoon in and Ben giggled and did as he was told, then as the spoon went in he closed his mouth around it and and mmmhmed as he nom'ed away.

"So i was thinking Benny, do you wanna go down the the park today?" He mom asked, still feeding him.

Like all her other questions she knew the answer and maybe this was a little bit mean of her to ask, but she couldn't help it, the look of fear on his face mid bite and then the loud muffled poot was just TOO adorable! with his cheeks puffed out with oatmeal baby Ben shook his head no and shut his eyes, shuddering and more poots followed as he seemed to get slightly taller in the high chair and a familiar smell filled the room.

"Benny, did you go boom boom?" She asked in a loving voice, setting the spoon down and stoking his hair.

Ben swallowed the nummies in his mouth and then then nodded.

"Of course I did! Mommy! you know how scary the p-p-park is!" He whined, a hissing sound hear and more muffled poots, though he didn't get any taller this time from a mess.

"oh, it must of slipped my mind. Mommies can be SO silly sometimes!" She said and leaned in, kissing his forehead and calming him down slowly. "Forgive mommy?"

"hehe..Of course! after all, all you did was make a 'nther. " and Ben paused to blow a raspberry, getting some spittle on his mom. "Diapie that you hafa change!" he finished and giggled madly, wiggling his butt and squishing the mess all around, making it all nice and squishy and making it a nightmare to change.

"heh, that's fair." Mom said, wiping her face with the sleeve of her shirt and then picking up the baby bottle. "Drink?"

"It's like your psychic!" Ben coo'ed and opened his mouth, then wrapping his lips around the nipple and sucking eagerly, eyes closing, then going wide and pulling back, making a icky face and shuddering as he pooted. "Mommy! that's not strawberry! It's normal milk! too spicy!" Ben huffed.

His mother giggled at that, only BEN would find plain 2 percent white milk spicy, and again it had been one of her meaner moments.

"Ohhh did I forget to add the syrup again? I'm sorry buddy!" She said, though anyone with half a brain would hear she didn't mean it.

Naturally Ben brought it hook line and stinker.

"-sigh- it's ok mommy, please go and fix it..and just so you know, i'ma have the FARTS t'day now!" He warned.

'how is that different from any other day?' his mom thought, but then said out loud. "it's ok buddy. I know it's my fault. sit tight and don't go anywhere." She coo'ed making Ben giggle.

"Mommy, I'm in a high chair, where am I gonna go? to the moon?" he laughed then thought about being up in space and well, got a little taller.

"MOMMMMYYYY!" Ben wailed.

After finishing off his breakfast and getting a much needed diaper change, Ben was dressed in his trademark diapers and t-shirt and socks, having decided to stay inside for a bit after scaring himself silly during breakfast.

So scared was Ben that he refused to just sit on the couch or on the floor, he either wanted mommy to sit down with him so he could sit in her lap and be protected or he wanted what he called his fortress.

Said fortress was a larger then normal playpen that Ben and mommy had fallen in love with then they had seen it while out shopping (Daddy had been taken back by the price tag but with his wife and son saying please over and over again he'd caved) it wasn't set up all the time as some days Benny would lay on his tummy and color in hello kitty or paw patrol books on the floor or lay on the couch for a nap or even again sit in mommies lap but today, she was gonna be busy cleaning.

Getting the playpen set up in the right spot could be tricky as well, as it had to be in a spot where Ben could somewhat try and keep a eye out for her in case he got lonely,

It also had to be within view of the TV where his mom would have it streaming episodes of Paw patrol, Hello Kitty, Bob the builder but after the diaper blowout from a few weeks ago harry and his bucket full of dinosaurs was cut out.

The final challenge for setting it up was the fact it had to be in a spot with just enough light where Ben wouldn't get scared, but not TOO much light or it would make shadows and again, scare him.

Hoping she'd found the sweet spot Ben's mom helped the oversized toddler into the playpen, mentally joking that with him being a little butter ball she didn't have to worry about going to the gym, and then handed him in his teddy from before, some soft baby blocks to play with, a pack of non toxic crayon's and a Sesame street coloring book that had any pages with a monster on it ripped out (So had maybe 3 pages) and then a fresh ba-ba.

"Please tell me you got it right this time." Ben said, farting loudly to get his point across.

"Yes sir, I used extra syrup!" His mom said, holding the bottle out for him and he started to take it, then smiled.

flipping the bottle around in her hand, he got on his knees and drank from it while she was leaning over the playpen.

She wanted to complain that she had things to do, but damn it if he wasn't just too darn cute. Still after he got it half drained she had to speak up.

"Benny sweetie, I need to go and start cleaning, can you show me what a good little boy you are and hold your own ba-ba?" She asked.

Ben paused from his suckling and pulled off, giving a huff and a eye roll like he had all of the worlds worst problems, but then took the bottle from her.

"I 'pose." He said, plopping on butt and apparently hitting some sort of trigger as he let out a MASSIVE belch and even blew his mom's hair back a little from the force of it.

of course while most boys Ben's age or even the age he acted would of been giggling or all proud, the burp had a different effect on our little wuss.

His eyes shot wide then he cried out 'mommy!' as a massive poot followed and the back of his diaper got a wave of mush in the back of it.

"Shhh, it's ok Benny. I'm right here." She coo'ed, leaning back down and then tugging the back of his diaper open and checking. For a normal baby it would of been full enough for a change but with Ben being such a super duper pooper it wasn't all that bad.

"I think your diapie can handle some more. Just color me a pretty picture and watch your cartoons." She coo'ed and then ruffled his hair and turned the tv on.

"O-Ok mommy." Ben mewed.

for the next half hour or so all was calm in the Tennyson household was mostly quiet, save for Ben talking alone with his TV show's and a burp or fart here and there. Cleaning the house took longer then it could of since she had to go without using any sort of cleaning equipment that ran on a motor/made noise since well, it would scare Ben, and as such they had long since switched from carpets to hardwood flooring.

Still accidents could and still did happen, such as when while she was dusting by the TV she accidentally knocked cords free and Ben's show stopped right in the middle of a big dramatic moment.

Despite having seen this episode multiple times, Ben's jaw dropped down and his eyes went wide, sure that it meant that his beloved hero's had just bit the big one and gone up to the dog park in the sky.

"NOO! CHASE! RUBBLE! ROCKY! ALEX!" he cried out, tears streaming down as he was up on his knee, at the edge of the play pen and looking over, massively loud and wet farts blasting out and his diaper bloating out rapidly.

sweat dropping and trying not to roll her eyes, Ben's mom rushed to get everything plugged back in and as the episode came back on right from where it left off she came over and pulled him out of the playpen, hugging him and letting him watch it over her shoulder as she patted his back and squished his bottom.

"Shhh shh..See? they're ok Benny."

"I..I..-sniffle- I was so scared they were GONE mommy!" Ben bawled like the big baby he was.

"Well there back now. it's all right. let's pause this and get you changed little man, I don't think your diapie is gonna take much more punishment." She said.

she had gone from rubbing his butt to getting her arm under it to support him as he semi relaxed, not wanting to risk him falling out of her arms and as he finished filling his diaper it had both kept going under her forearm and overlapped the top pat of it, almost forming a semi seal around it.

"Nooo! wanna finish and make sure their ok!" Ben whined and whimpered. "P-Please mommy?" He asked, and pushed back enough so that he could give her a pleading look with his tear stained cheeks and trembling bottom lip.

"..Ok. but Mommy better hold you, don't wanna have a blow out in your fortress right?" she sighed and asked. there was only 10 minutes left anyways.

"Thank you mommy! your the best mommy ever! whatever you say!" Ben coo'ed and planted and big old drooly smooch on her cheek before going back to watching.

'And Carl thinks I have it easy staying home with Benny all day.' She mused to herself.

After the show was over and one LONG diaper change later, Ben's mom decided that she would put off the rest of the cleaning till after Ben was put down for his afternoon nap.

Getting a blanket on the floor she sat down with him to play whatever he wanted, and wasn't shocked when it turned out to be paw patrol, with her as Alex and Ben as the doggies. Thankfully she had watched the show with him or heard enough of it in passing to play along with ease and they went that way for at least a hour before Ben's tummy was growling loudly.

"Uh-oh, I think somebody needs some more fuel for his little present maker!" She teased, tapping a finger on his tummy. "What do you think kiddo?"

Ben, who due to his constant diaper filling and well, being trained for lack of a better word to eat lots hence explaining his flab, drooled and nodded.

"Oh Oh! can I grilled cheese french toast sandwich?" he asked, licking his lip, having a .. odd taste in his food combo's, again coming from getting what ever his little heart desired.

"oh I suppose so, But I better get you a snack while I make it for you. don't want you wasting away." She teased, helping Ben up and then holding his hand as they to get him into his highchair.

Strapped in nice and safe and in just his diapers and socks, Ben used his fingers to snack on a bowl of vanilla and chocolate pudding mixed together as his mom started cooking for him, and of course he had a fresh ba-ba of strawberry milk on the tray for him to drink.

and naturally, by the time his sandwich's were done (She knew that he would want more then one and thus had made 3) at least half of the pudding was on his face,body and hair, Ben having just finished drawing a smiley face on his tummy and grinning like a goof.

"Look! I made you a picture!" he coo'ed, all proud.

"heh, VERY pretty but I don't think I can hang it on the fridge." She giggled and set the plate down with his food cut up and cooled and smooched his forehead.

"Why not!?" Ben huffed and pouted, then it clicked and he giggled sheepishly. "Oh yeah. never mind!"

"heh, see? I know my little guy would figure it out!"

After lunch Ben clearly needed a bath, but since it had been awhile since his last poop filled diaper his mom wasn't eager to just sit him in the tub and have him 'launch torpedo's' as Ben called it.

At the urging of her husband she semi toyed with trying to potty train Ben even though everyone knew it was hopeless, and by try that meant that they had a training potty in Ben's size that he could sit on while unloading in his diapers to get used to sitting on the potty and going.

Baby steps after all was the way to go.

Ben thought it was a waste of his time plush he thought the potty kinda looked like a monster, though when he'd expressed this fear to his dad he'd been told to show a little back bone for a change.

still, it was with a trembling bottom lip that Ben planted his diapered butt down on the light blue training potty, closing his eyes and slipping his food stained thumb in his mouth and sucking on it lots as mommy started the tub running.

The sound of the water running did help the wuss relax as he always like the white noise and well, when your a chubby 10 year old diaper wimp relaxing can only lead to one thing.

a loud fart shot out of Ben's butt, the Potty making it semi echo and the noise scared Ben, his eyes popping open even as his fear made him fire out more poop and farts in a viscous circle.

His diaper was swelling up but in a odd twist of fate unlike how it normally happened, with it just going around the potty chair, today some of it went in and expanded in there.

"Ah! mommy!" Ben cried out,whimpering and tearing up. "The potty is roaring at me!"

"Heh, Benny it's just your far-" his mom started, turning and looking.

Ben went to get up to turn and point to the potty, but with his diaper having gone in and expanded on the inside, it stayed latched on and his eyes went wide as saucers.

"IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME! MOMMY HELP!" He screamed falling down on all fours and crawling around in circles, shaking his butt and trying to get the potty to dislodge as his mother watched on in amusement.

'I should be filming this, I'd win America's funniest home videos for sure.' She thought with a mental snort.

walking over and kneeling down, she used one arm to grab Ben around the belly and then with free hand she yanked hard on the potty, pulling it free from his stinky butt.

"Shhh there there, I-" she started, but Ben cut her off and squirmed around, turning around and on his knees hugging her and smothering her with kisses as he bawled, bawling out thank you's and gushing about how much he loved his monster slayer mommy.

'..I really should tell him it wasn't a monster..but what the heck...' she thought and returned the hug, knowing she'd have to change her shirt after this.

"Heh, that's me, Professional monster slayer, diaper changer and chef supreme." she coo'ed as Ben sobbed and nodded.

Bath time was more tricky then normal, since after being so scared and pooping so much, Ben was worn out and kept semi conking out and his mom had to stay on him and keep him from trying to curl up in the warm water.

add onto that with him so sleepy it was a fight to get him to raise his arms and the like and it took longer then normal but at least it was worth it as she soon had a fresh and clean little guy.

cradling him in her arms he was Basically asleep before she even got him to his room and diapered, it was clearly nap time.

Not bothering with PJ's for the nap (it would of been next to impossible to get him in them with him this conked out) she tucked him into his toddler bed and planted a smooch on his forehead before handing him one of his stuffies, watching him snuggle into it and smile, a thumb popping into his mouth.

lightly tugging the thumb out she replaced it with a paci then after making sure that the baby monitor was on and drawing his curtains shut, tiptoed out of the room.

Ben just suckled on his paci, hugged his teddy and to the shock of no one who knew him, was filling the room with farts seconds later.

[they-write-once-in-a-blue-moon]

The Muggle Witch

Sirius Black x Reader Fluff

Words: 2297

Warnings: Halloween, shitty friends, a pov change? female pronouns Bit of Slytherin hate, I don’t hate you guys!

A/N: A Halloween fic! It’s not Halloween? Welp better late than never! anyway, hope you enjoy!

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-Sirius had insisted that the boys go trick or treating in the muggle town closest to James’s house, he’d only ever heard of it but never had the chance to do it, this would be the first holiday he hasn’t had to stay at Hogwarts or at his old house. That was the main reason the boys agreed to go. And to say Sirius was ecstatic would be an understatement.

It was Friday night, the night before Halloween. After a day of classic marauders shenanigans they started to get their costumes together. It did take them a bit to figure out what they would or could go as, they all agreed that the majority of the magical creatures are a big no, particularly werewolves.

James went as a mummy, Peter went as a pirate. Remus joked about going as himself but ended up going with “Where’s Wally” and Sirius was going as a wizard, just for the irony.

After a night of no sleep from both excitement and Peter’s snoring it was finally Halloween, Sirius couldn’t sit still, it was honestly quite adorable.

They spent the day decorating the house, scaring each other, and Mr Potter got them all pumpkins to carve (Remus thought it was a bad idea to give the marauders sharp objects but he went with it)

And then, the time came, about 9pm they got dressed and ventured to the town, all very excited for different reasons

- James was mostly happy that he got to take his honorary brother trick or treating fo the first time - Sirius was probably the most excited, he looked like a ‘puppy on steroids’ as Remus put it - Remus was just happy it wasn’t a full moon, and he and Peter had a deal that Peter would give Remus all his chocolate for exchange of his candy - And that was all peter was excited for, was free candy

After going around the block getting enough candy to give a giant diabetes, they ran back to the Potter's house and dropped their candy off, James had spotted a small Halloween fair and wanted to check it out.

Wandering around they find a haunted house, and think “hell yes” James and Remus go and get tickets for it while Sirius and Peter wait near the entrance, Peter is to entranced in the house to notice Sirius leave around the corner, he heard yelling and he wanted to check it out

Turning the corner he finds a group of friends, well they don’t look like good friends.

There’s about six of them, one of them, who’s wearing a wizard custom like his, is standing on one side, looking scared and the other five on the other.

“I really don’t wanna go, you guys go in and I’ll wait here” She has her hands crossed over her chest and holding her shoulders

“You such a baby, honestly just go home if you’re not going to have fun with us, it’s Halloween you're meant to be getting scared” The group walk off, leaving her by herself, even from his distance he can see the shimmer of tears forming under her eyes.  ‘I can’t leave her like that’ 

“Hey, you ok there?” he asks gently with a smile She jumps slightly wiping her eyes “Oh yeah I’m ok!” she smiles back looking at the line to go into the house where all her friends are laughing together

“Why’d they leave you alone?” He’s frowning looking at them ‘Bet they’d be slytherins if they weren't muggles’

“Oh, I just didn’t want to go in the house, I’m a bit of a scardy cat, thanks for coming over, I’m just gonna go home. Happy Halloween!” she turns to leave but Sirius catches her arm, making her jump, again.

“Why don’t you come with me and my mates?” He motions his head to the boys, laughing and having fun

“Oh, uh thanks, but it’s ok, I don’t want to intrude on your friends, you don’t even know me. Plus I’m still terrified of this building” The pair of them jump as someone screams inside the house.

Once he’s calmed down he looks down at his hand, the mystery girl had grabbed his hand

“Uh, I’m so sorry!” She snatches her hand “Uh, thanks for talking with me” she gives a weak smile

“Nope, you’re coming with me and my friends, can’t leave a pretty witch alone, you can hold my hand” 

She chuckles at the comment on her costume, even though she still looks hesitant, but Sirius can tell that she’s going to say yes “Plus Imagine your ‘friends’ faces when you come out of the haunted house with two cute guys” he winks

“There’s four of you?”

“Well, I’m not cute, I’m hot, and then there’s Peter” “I-” she sighs shaking her head “I guess it would be fun to see their faces”

“That’a girl! Come on, I’ll introduce you to the boys...uh, wait what’s your name?”

“Oh, I’m Y/n”

*Your Pov*

Sirius lead you over to the other marauders “Guys this is Y/n, Y/n this is James, Remus, Peter and my name is Sirius” The boys give out a chorus of greetings “Lovely Y/n is going to be joining us, as payback to her shitty friends”

“Sure it’s not just cause she’s pretty?” James nudges Sirius, making the other boys laugh “That’s more of a bonus” He winks at you making your cheeks heat up.

“I’ll be right back, gonna get a ticket, you sure it’s ok I come with you?” They all call out yes! At once As you walk of the James, Peter and Remus turn to Sirius  “Sirius, you can’t date her, one she’s a muggle and we go back to school soon and you’ll never see her again” Remus raises his eyebrows “You’ll end up hurting her”

“Well! If you had given me a chance to explain why I invited her, heard her friends yelling at her for not wanting to go into the house and she was ‘bout to cry, if she went to Hogwarts, we’d do the same in a heartbeat, why not make someone feel better for hour?”

Looking at Sirius they could tell he was sincere about that, it wasn’t that she was pretty, it was cause he didn’t want you to feel alone.

Before someone got a chance to say anything, you had come back to the group.

“Ready to go!” James called heading over to the line, the boys all being pumped up made you actually happy that you were going with them, still pretty terrified, but you felt at ease with these guys.

They told you all about their school though strangely worded, they kept staring eachother down when they said some things, like Peter had said “Slughorn took our wands for that one” and all of them jumped on him and Remus hit him on the back of this head, their explanation was something about a inside joke at their school.

The joy of being with them stopped as everyone gave the woman their tickets, she was dressed up as some kind of ghost maybe. Sirius noticed you were hugging yourself again as they went into the introduction room to say the rules, blah blah don’t touch things blah blah.

Sirius whispered in your ear “Want to hold my hand?” he held out his hand. You looked at it for a moment before there was a scream, making you grab it straight away.

“Right this way, and don’t worry they don’t bite” then she muttered just loud enough that we would hear it “too hard”

Going through the house, it was a lot bigger than it looked, probably had a part that wasn’t in the house, just couldn’t see it from the front.

There was some kind of story, you weren't paying that much attention to it, you were too busy trying to to pass out or break Sirius’s hand from holding it. 

There was a section where there was a fake full moon and as you went though a wolf howl, the boys all tensed and Remus’s eye were wide, he snapped his hand to his mouth and left that part as fast as he could.

James going up to him, placing a hand on his shoulder and whispering something to him. Remus just nodded and took a second to breathe, Peter was now in front of the group.

Seeming like he was hating life.

After what seemed like days they made it to the end, the whole group sprinted out and stood outside bent over breathing hard before looking at eachother and laughing.

“I may have hated every second of that, but it was pretty fun” You smiled at the boys “Can we go get food?” Peter practically pleaded. “Of course you want food Wormy '' James laughed helping him up.

As the group of new friends made their way to the small food truck, Sirius was still holding your hand. “If you want you can let go of my hand” you chuckled squeezing it

“What if I don’t want to?” He winks making your cheeks heat up again  “Plus, I see a particular group of tossers looking at the most beautiful people in this whole fair holding hands”

Discreetly looking over your shoulder, turns out your friends were watching the five of you walking off to get food together, they all whispered before getting up and coming over to you and Sirius.

“There you are Y/n! We were looking for you!” Before you had the chance to say anything you felt someone lean their arm on your shoulder, it was James.

“Well clearly not, since you all have empty food packets” He smirks “Oh babes, Remus found food, would you like to join us?” He did an obnoxious bow putting his hand out.

“Or you could come sit with us, your friends not some random boys you’ve known for like a hour” 

“Uh, I’d love to join you boys, considering I’ve been your ‘friend’ for a few days since we live in the same apartment, and you only invited me cause your parents forced you.” You raise your eyebrows “Plus, I’m not even going to your school, see you next holidays!” smiling you turned to head over to Remus and Peter. James and Sirius were grinning ear to ear. 

Before going after you Sirius says to the group “You guys remind me of some kids at our school, don’t ya think Prongs?” James picking up on who he’s talking about.

“Ah yes, the ones who bully first years into doing their homework? I see what you mean Padfoot” “Well good day to you, be glad your muggles, or I would have hexed you into the forbidden forest” James winks “Tar Tar!!” Sirius calls as they turn and walk away

“Definitely Slytherins”

“Agreed”

You and the marauders ended up hanging out almost everyday till they had to leave to go back to school.

“Urg it’s the last day till we have to go back to school” Sirius complained as the group sat together in a park “I’m so stressed, I’m going to a new school”

“Our first day was terrifying, the grounds are huge, we still get lost sometimes with how the stairs change- uh have to get changed all the time cause they break” Peter says stress eating some candy “Nice save” Remus mutters rolling his eyes

“Uh guys we gotta go pack, hope to see you again sometime Y/n!” James says hugging you The boys all say varius goodbyes with hugs, as the boys start to walk off, Sirius jogs back to you and hugs you one more time.

“Till we meet again” he smiles holding your hand, you squeeze his hand, acting on impulse you kiss him quick before turning and starting to walk home 

“Till we meet again!”

His cheeks heat up before running after the boys “GUYS! HOLY CRAP! SHE KISSED ME! WOO!” He cheered.

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The train ride back the boys told Lily about Halloween and all of the things they did.

Entering the great hall for the first feast, Dumbledore makes his first welcomes etc, Sirius isn’t really paying attention, he’s heard in like a million times, but his ears prick up upon hearing Dumbledore say,

“We have a new student starting today, she would have started next year, but plans changed, so, Professor Mcgonagall please bring out the sorting hat, for a second time this year. Everyone give a warm welcome to our new student Y/n Y/ln!”

You walk up to the front, your eyes on the ground, not a big fan of a hall of people you don’t know clapping and staring at you. If you had looked up you would have seen the marauders all wide eyed with dropped jaws.

“You guys already swooning over her? She just walked in!” Lily whisper yells at them, getting shushed by all of them. 

You sit up at the stool and only after a short time the hat yelled “GRYFFINDOR!” the table erupts in the cheers, the boys all standing up, you look up to see who the hell stood up for that. Your eyes instantly go wide and you have a huge smile.

“You're kidding me!” You yell hugging Sirius and Remus who was next to him, sitting beside  Sirius “I can’t believe you guys are wizards! let alone are going to Hogwarts, in my year”

“Of all the things I’ve seen, this is the weirdest thing, and I’ve seen some weird shit” James jokes After a bit of talking and explaining everything Sirius takes your hand and kisses it. 

“We did meet again” “We did”

“Is this the girl?” Lily leans over to James “Yep”

[lovemesomesurveys]

800 questions survey part 11

501) What’s your favorite party game? I like board games or card games like Cards Against Humanity.

502) Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of discipline? I think it’s absolutely unacceptable to smack a child. There’s no reason to hit a child at all, I don’t care if you call it “discipline.” There’s other ways to do that.

503) Can a heterosexual male ever wear pink? Uh, yes. It’s a color.

504) Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals? Absolutely. Haha.

505) If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it? *shrug*

506) If you were to join an emergency service which would it be? I wouldn’t join an emergency service.

507) If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be? I can’t. I wouldn’t be cut out for it, anyway.

508) What’s the worst thing about being your gender? The monthly unwanted visitor definitely sucked. I had horrible PMDD. I don’t have one anymore, though.

509) What’s the best thing about being your gender? I just like being a female. 

510) If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it? Let’s be real, I’d be doing the same thing (nothing) but doing it as a male, ha.

511) If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home? Uhhh.

512) Have you ever made someone cry? Yes, but it was never intentional. <<<

513) Have you ever starred in a school play? No. Never even tried out for a play.

514) Were you a member of any celebrity fan club? Jonas Brothers and Drake Bell back in the day.

515) Have you ever been a member of any other club? I was an active member and board member for the psych club in community college.

516) If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study? I wouldn’t go back to school if you paid me. I’m finished with it. <<< Saaaame. 

517) What’s been your greatest ever day? Hmm.

518) What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time? I wouldn’t mind going through the 90′s again. They were the best, <<< Yesss, that would be fun. It’d be interesting experiencing it as an adult.

519) What would you bring along to an idyllic picnic? Sandwiches, pasta salads, and cheesecake. 520) What’s your favorite children’s story? A few of my favorites when I was little were The Berenstain Bears, Little Critter, various Little Golden Books books, Amelia Bedelia, etc. When I got to like 4th and 5th grade I got really into Goosebumps, Nancy Drew, The Babysitter’s Club, Sweet Valley High, Ramona and Beezus, Judy Blume books, etc.

521) What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it? For some reason I can never seem to think of an example when prompted, but there’s been plenty of movies with wtf endings.

522) What three things do you think of most each day? Health related things mostly, but I’m also a scheduled, routine person so I’m always thinking about stuff relating to that i.e taking my medicine, eating, drinking.

523) What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper? I just call it dinner. 

524) What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert? Dessert.

525) If you had a warning label, what would yours say? Warning: Sensitive and awkward.

526) Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone? I’m not a revengeful person.

527) Have you ever been to a live concert? Yeah, a few.

528) Have you ever been to see standup comedy? Nope.

529) Have you ever needed stitches? Several times.

530) If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be? I don’t feel like attempting to come up with any.

531) Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything? I rarely remember my dreams, but I do know is that they’re just super random and weird.

532) Who’s your favorite radio 1 DJ? I don’t listen to the radio.

533) What’s the best way to your heart? Hopefully I can find a guy that is very patient, understanding, caring, and trustworthy. A nice sense of humor, too.

534) Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart? I do.

535) If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design? I have no idea, I’m not creative.

536) Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn’t? I have to laugh at myself sometimes, otherwise I’ll cry, in certain situations. <<<

537) Have you ever been in a submarine? Yeah, a ride at Disneyland.

538) Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done? Ha, I saw one of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies when I was like 12 in theaters, at night, and I was a big scardy cat. My cousin and I ended up running out to the lobby, which wasn’t any better because the concession stand closed up and the lobby was empty. I remember a car pulling up out front and that scared us so we ran back into the theater with our moms lol. I want to also mention this was the night before I was going to have a big surgery... not sure why we thought that was a good idea. Maybe to take my mind of the surgery?

539) What song would you say best sums you up? I don’t know. There’s several with relatable lyrics that could very well be talking about me cause they fit so well.

540) Do you have any old friends you wish you could meet up with again? I do miss some of my former friends.

541) What’s your favorite Nursery Rhyme? Hmm.

542) Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements? Metric is the one I’m familiar with.

543) Who’s your favorite monarch of all time? I don’t have a favorite monarch.

544) What was the last thing you ate? I just had ramen a bit ago.

545) What’s your favorite farmyard animal? Horses.

546) If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be? I don’t want children.

547) What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow? Uh, no.

548) What are your 3 favorite internet sites? Tumblr, YouTube, and Twitter.

549) How high can you jump? I can’t jump at all.

550) Which fictional character do you wish was real? Tony Stark.

[beetlebop]

Numbers 1 and 12 for the love tropes meme~? For the OG Juice man!

f/o love tropes asks

Aborted Declaration of Love: How long did it take for you to finally confess to your F/O? How did it go? Were there several attempts, or was it just The One?

it took fucking forever for me to confess to him cause I’m a big nervous baby. i work myself to do it numerous times and chicken out every single time cause I’m scared. I get a lot of pep talks from ghost mom and dad they mean well but I’m so fucking nervous about it that whatever they told me just goes right out the window. I honestly probably confessed on accident like he made me laugh and something and I just smile at him and go “god I love you” and he just whips his head around really fast at that and just stares at me. It takes a minute but I finally realize what I said and get really embarrassed and flustered and just go “I have to go” and go out of the room super fast and lock myself in the bathroom and just cover my face in my hands and scream cause I just said what I’d been hiding for months. he for sure follows cause he’s not about to not have an answer why. he’s thrown for a loop sure but he’s also super smug about it. he ignores the locked door and pops up inside finding my embarrassed ass and I’m like fuck this is the worst possible thing and immediately start word vomiting all over the place like it’s ok if he doesn’t feel the same way it just slipped out and he probably didn’t like a silly little breather like me anyways and he just zips my mouth closed literally and goes “babes why do you think i even bothered to stay around this shithole? sure stirring up shit for the Maitlands and deetz is fun and all but I stayed for you.” and oops there I go I’m crying and he doesn’t know what to do except unzip my mouth and look away awkwardly and I just hop up and immediately rush to hug him

Accidental Hand Hold: When did you first hold hands with your F/O?

Lydia probably put on a scary movie to watch and forces me to watch with her and keatlejuice just tags along cause he likes making fun of breather movies tbh and me being the scardy cat i am I probably unconsciously reach out and hold his hand. hes fucking confused as all hell cause he’s way scarier than anything in this damn movie and yet I’m holding his hand as if my life depended on it. he’s not complaining though. nope not one bit.

After-Action Patch-Up: How does your F/O react when they see you got hurt? How do they tend to your injury?

oof boy if he ever sees that I’m hurt he’s immediately pissed the fuck off and ready to find whoever did it and send them to a worse fate than death. spoiler alert: it was me most of the time. once he calms down he definitely goes and grabs shit outta the bathroom cabinet and cleans my wounds and put band-aids on them. I just hold out my wounded area and go “kiss it better?” and he grumbles but totally does it. it’s only cause I asked not that he wanted to do that

Almost Kiss: What was your first kiss with your F/O like?

It wasn’t anything special just mostly him sliding up to where I was grabbing my waist and dipping my down and planting a big old smooch on my lips and I’m so frazzled I don’t kiss him back and he sets me back on my feet with a grin and starts to walk away and I just reach forward and grab his arm and he turns back at me with a brow quirked, grin still on his face, and I lean up to kiss him on the mouth which he returns obviously

Beautiful Dreamer: Who’s usually the first to fall asleep while the other stares and admires?

I always fall asleep first once it gets late enough or I just get sleepy. I always end up falling asleep on him on top of him an he just lazily runs his fingers through my hair with the most loving smile watching me sleep. Lydia has pictures of these little encounters and he wants to burn them cause he ain’t soft no matter what she says.

Bodyguard Crush: How does your F/O make you feel safe?

Makes sure if we are in public to just generally touch me maybe a hand snaked around my waist pulling me next to him, ready to fight / murder anyone that even dares to look at me or make me uncomfortable. if I’m scared he lets me snuggle into him arm draped across me drawing patterns into my back. just like being around?? something about his whole presence makes me feel super safe.

Caught In The Rain: How does your F/O react if a sudden rainstorm interrupts your date with them?

gets really grumpy and angry for sure ready to 100% fight the weather and / or that stupid breather weather man for getting the weather wrong but that all stops once I start yawning and I lean forward rest my head on his shoulder. eh maybe that’ll get done later, much later

Grow Old With Me: How long have you and your F/O been together?

if we are talking real time? it’s about 8 years it’s been a really long time time for me and him honestly

Laugh Of Love: What are some things your F/O does to make you laugh?

cracking jokes! complete with references and costume changes! definitely pulls out the sexually charged jokes once he knows that I laugh at those too. just yells out curses sometimes and it just gets me so tickled I snort, “gosh babes you’re making me fall to pieces with how hot you look” cue him actually falling apart and me crying from laughing so hard, scares people cause it always, always makes me laugh and he loves that.

Love Epiphany: When and how did you realize you loved your F/O? When and how did they realize they loved you?

I probably figured it out once I realized I was constantly staring at him way too long and getting caught every single time and he just winks at me going “like what’cha see, baby?” and I get embarrassed and almost blurt out that I do and I’m like fuck shit oh no fuck I love him shit for him he’d probably have to be beat over the head by barb and Adam about it and he’d deny it rambling that “he doesn’t like breathers especially ones not cute little pretty ones who laugh at his jokes and has a fuckin cute laugh. it’s not like he’s thought about kissing her — he means breathers — all the time and he definitely hasn’t thought about wanting to fuck her senseless definitely not.” and oops did he confess yes. but fuck you.

Marry For Love: Are you and your F/O married? If so, how was the wedding like? If you aren’t, do you plan on getting married, and if so, how would you like it to be like?

listen I have stated before that I would 1000% get over my commitment issues for this fool but that being said it’s gunna take a lot for me to actually agree. he’s been trying boy has he been trying. I do call him my husband off hand sometimes and he just goes “wanna make it official then, babes?” and maybe one day I’m just like “yes” and he’s already prepared for my whole “yes but not right now” speech and he’s thrown off for a second but he so genuinely happy because he’s been trying to marry me for ages. the wedding wasn’t anything big he took over the house again for it though and insisted that I’d wear the dress he made me with his powers — he wasn’t about to let his girl go wear some dumb old breather dress. he totally wears the same suit he did during lydia’s wedding cause that’s all he has and my dress is obviously a black and white motif. Barbara and Lydia did my makeup and he actually bought stole a ring — it’s a tarnished sliver ring with a emerald in the middle

Post-Kiss Catatonia: How did you and your F/O react to your first kiss together?

I was a fucking mess and couldn’t think straight bc holy shit we’re kissing we’re kissing we’re kissi—

he on the other hand hand been wanting to do this since day one and is really happy he did it especially after I decided to kiss him back. he’s smug about the whole thing but also he has the most zonked out look on his face the fucking sappy bastard. he decides right then and there he likes kissing me so he’s going to do it any chance he gets.

[chaoticdisater]

school day reunions// a Hogwarts mystery

“you could come with,” Tonks flicks her pinky red hair back as she works on some light makeup, 

she was going to see her school friends for the first time in forever they where actually in England, they had scattered across the globe but now they where all getting together and she was so excited her new husband, on the other hand, was a little wary of tonks going out alone to meet a group of people she hadn't seen in years, 

“I doubt your friends want me there,” Remus looked up from the newish book that he had gotten just yesterday

“they're bringing their partners,” Tonks shrugged putting lipgloss on then grabbing her leather jacket from the closet  

“there bringing the person they've been dating for a little bit, not the person they're married to,” Remus pushed himself up from the bed where he was laying 

“well, all except for one of them things that marriage is a dumb money wasting contract,” Tonks gave a small grin then countered, “but I do have friends who are in a common law marriage,” she shrugged, 

“have fun I guess,” Remus shrugged when Tonks started to pull on her boots 

“really just come, you don't have to sit with us if you don't want to but come anyway, they'll get really mad if I say I'm married and I have no one to show for it,” tonks took Remus hand giving a little pout as she looked into his eyes,

“fine, but only because I don't want you to get murdered,” Remus defended, 

they walked to a small muggle bar just to streets away from where Remus and Tonks were staying, and in the back corner sat a group of eight people sat around a table each already had their drinks, 

“Hello,” Tonks  grinned as everyone turned to see her, 

“hey, tonkies poo,” a man from the other side of the table called 

“ugh Andre don't call me that,” Tonks huffed, “anyways, guys this is my husband Remus Lupin,” she grinned 

“excuse me you got married miss what even is love, got married” the girl sitting in front of her flicked her long brown hair back from her face, 

“yes?” tonks shrugged as she took Remus hand, 

“wow, must be some guy,” the girl next to her nodded looking over Remus face just the glare of her violet eyes made Remus squirm, she was twenty-five yet she was one of the most terrifying people she had ever seen. 

“Remus, this is raven midnight, and her annoying girlfriend Merula snyde,” Tonks back hugged Raven as she stuck her tongue out at Merula 

“it's nice to meet you, Remus,” Raven smiled up at Tonks and Remus, 

“beside Merula is Penny Haywood, we where Hufflepuff buddies together,” Tonks gave Penny a grin as she moved over to hug her, 

“yeah but we all know I was professor sprouts favourite,” Penny ran her hand through her shorter blond hair, she had these bright blue eyes that sparkled when she laughed 

“you where also snape’s favourite, news flash he still hates me, not that anyone is surprised,”  Tonks laughed “next to penny is, Ben Copper, hes my favourite little scardy cat,” ben just rolled his eyes but gave her a shy smile, “Next to benny-boo is Rowan Khanna, she is the smartest person that I've ever met,” 

“that's very sweet tonks, but I doubt I’m the smartest person you've ever met, I mean have you measured the intelligence of everyone that you have worked or meet,” 

“you say things like that I'm convinced you're the smartest person I know,” Tonks grinned at her antics, “next to Rowan is Ardre and Barnaby  who is dressed much better then I remember him ever dressing,” 

“Andre picks out my outfits now he doesn't trust me to dress properly as he says,” Barnaby shrugged as Andre shook his head 

“Oh baby what will my clients think if my boyfriend is poorly dressed, I can't have that” Andre turned and placed a small kiss on Barnaby's cheek 

“I do think you've met or at least heard of Charlie, hes bills younger brother,” Tonks pointed to the redhead in the corner of the table who gave a small grin,

“we meet at Bills wedding, if you can remember, you should have to meet raven to but,” Charlie looked at raven dead in the eyes 

“there's a war Char, and I had wanted to come but England is a right mess,” raven shook her head, 

“We missed seeing you, wasn't rowan invited to,” 

“I was on assignment in China I didn't get the invite until I got back and then it was too late” Rowan explained,

“what do you do?” Remus asked as tonks sat them between ben and penny, 

“Currently I work for the US wizarding government in charge of peace treaties but I work on contracts, mostly in interrogations and occliamacey but there isn't much work in that right now,” Rowan gave a small look down into her glass. 

“it gets harder every day,” Raven chimed in,  

“you're all highly educated,” tonks shrugs she didn't expect to be the most successful. 

“well when you've got a bad rep, most people won't hire you its gonna get worse if we live through this war,” Merula leaned into raven who softly kissed her messy hair. 

“we’ll get by,” Raven mumbled, 

Remus learned a lot that night

Raven and Merula had been dating since school both Charlie and Tonks took the responsibility for that, Merula said they started dating in spite of the two, Ben and Rowan lived together but they didn't date, claiming that they just worked as friends, penny was the best at potions and sometimes put snape to shame with her handy work, Penny worked as a potion master for a privet company she made the big bucks, but she lived out in Australia. marulas parents had been convicted death-eaters she was never a death eater but she got turned away from jobs just from her name, Raven was a bounty hunter of sorts, very good at it too, but she also worked with dragons, Andre was a stylist one of the best apparently and Barnaby worked in a book shop, Charlie was probably the best dragonologist on the planet, Andre and Barnaby had been dating for five years now, they lived out in the states. 

around midnight they headed back home. 

“your friends are nice,” Remus said as they walked down the night street, 

“there some of the best people ever, I wish I could spend more time with them,” Tonks sighed 

“Maybe when the war is over,” Remus suggested reaching for tonks hand 

“yeah, maybe” Tonks smiled back at him. 

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//this was so much better when it was an idea in my head this didn't really end well or the middle wasn't great either,// 

[theradioghost]

so i can't listen to tma because i am a tiny scardy-cat baby, so here's what i think it is based on your blog. the magnus archives is about someone who listens to a collection of tapes that are very scary, and the tapes are part of a... institute? museum? something, and there are a bunch of people that probably don't like each other very much at the beginning but end up being sorta found family and the seven deadly sins and/or the void are the villains? and there's gay tension

hbhsjdfksjdf that’s mostly right yeah

also god I wish they were a found family. it’s more like both we & the characters have recently been surprised by some of them actually starting to kind of like one another

[sorinshuto]

Get to know me tag

I was tagged by @wonders-and-writings

1. Are you named after anyone?

My birth name belonged to one of my relatives (great or great-great grandma, I think) but my new name is lowkey bc of the Camp Camp character Daniel

2. When is the last time you cried?

11/04/2018

3. Do you have kids?

Nope and I don’t plan to

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Around friends, yeah.  My mom gets on to me if I try to be funny around her so

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Usually their facial expressions I think?  Trying to gauge who weird what I’m saying is

6. What’s your eye color?

Blue

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

I’m always a sucker for happy endings!  And I’m a scardy piss baby so no horror stuff for me please

8. Any special talents?

I can draw and cook and have every word to the musical Hamilton memorized

9. Where were you born?

A shit state called Arkansas

10. What are your hobbies?

Drawing mostly

11. Do you have any pets?

Four Whole Cats

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

I played soccer for two years I think?  I was a kid, I don’t remember

13. How tall are you?

5'7"

14. Favorite subject in school?

Lunch and Art.  And English if the teacher isn’t a complete douche

15. Dream job?

Animator for Rooster Teeth!  Or a chef, either one

I tag: @xezera-ayer @androgynousapocalypse @sweetii-sugar

[zoran-royalty]

I’ve Been Tagged!

MASSIVE Thank you to @ghiraheeheeheem for tagging me in this :3

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions you feel like.

1. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi.  I drink store brand stuff more often than not tho.

2. Disney or Dreamworks: Disney, cuz I’m I sucker for music, magic, and a good cliche.

3. Coffee or Tea: Definitely tea.  Coffee makes me ridiculously jittery.

4. Books or Movies: Books.  You’d never tell from my blog *sarcasm*

5. Windows or Mac: I have been won over to the mac side, especially since I have virtual box and basically have both ios and windows on my computer.

6. DC or Marvel: Marvel.  The only DC movie I’ve seen is Lego Batman

7. Xbox or Playstation: ehhhhh If I have to choose one of those, then playstation if only because I’m slightly more familiar with it, but I’m a die-hard Nintendo girl.

8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: Haven’t played either, but I’ll say Dragon Age cuz dragons.

9. Night Owl or Early Rise: Night owl, and having to get up early for my classes has been slowly killing me.

10. Cards or Chess: Tough call. I enjoy both.  I’ll go with cards because I know a lot more card games, but have you guys ever played laser chess (Khet)? That crap is AWESOME.

11. Chocolate or Vanilla: I really wanna copy Ghira’s answer here... Both, especially mixed together.

12. Vans or Converse: You think I’m made out of money? I’ve never owned a pair of either

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: No idea what this is talking about

14. Fluff or Angst: Fluff plz.

15. Beach or Forest: mmm... probably beach.  Warm sun and a good book make me a very happy person.

16. Dogs or Cats: Both, but I’m definitely more of a cat person.

17. Clear Skies or Rain: Depends on the temperature.  If it’s warm, rain, but if it’s cold, clear skies.

18. Cooking or Eating Out: I love cooking, but I’m more of a baker.

19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: Mild. I have literally no tolerance to spice.

20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: I’m a halloween girl.

21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot : A little too cold. Gives me an excuse to ask to cuddle.

22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?: Healing. I’d love to be able to go into medicine to help people, but I’m waaaaaaaayyyyyy too squeamish.

23. Animation or Live Action: Animation

24. Paragon or Renegade: Renegade for Life, baby! ...I only know that cuz of TeamFourStar... my actions are probably more paragon.

25. Baths or Showers: Showers

26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man: Cap. Although, if we’re picking Marvel faves, Loki.

27. Fantasy or Sci-Fi: Fantasy all the way

28. Do you have a favorite quote? If so, what is it?: “Do no harm, but take no crap.”

29. YouTube or Netflix: Youtube.  My childhood involved watching my dad play Mario and Zelda a lot, so watching other people play games is heavily nostalgic for me.

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Wasn’t really allowed to read either of them :P.  Sheltered Christian homeschooled kid.  I’m more interested in reading Harry Potter.

31. When You Feel Accomplished: When do well on a musical piece.  Marching band was great for my self esteem cuz the music was simple enough that I could do it well consistently, but the field motions always impressed everyone.  Also when I make something for someone and their eyes light up when I give it to them.  That puts me in a good mood for a week.

32. Star Wars or Star Trek: Beam me up, Scotty!

33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: Paperback

34. horror or rom-com: rom com.  I’m not terribly fond of them, but I’m a massive scardy cat.  The only “horror” movies I’ve seen were the crappy resident evil ones.

35. tv shows or movies: I prefer shows, but I’ve been watching more movies.

36. favorite animal: I’m quite fond of owls :3

37. favorite genre of music: I have a pretty eclectic music taste.  If it’s got a good beat, I’ll probably like it.  Dancing on the Berlin Wall is also an instrumental piece I’m pretty fond of. Come to think of it, I’ve mostly been listening to instrumental...

38. least favorite book: Silas Marner.  Had to read it for English in high school and hated it.

39. favourite season: Fall.  Although that could have to do with the fact that I’m from New England and my birthday’s in October.

40. song that’s currently stuck in your head: Now that I got that link, Dancing on the Berlin Wall.

41. what kind of pyjama’s do you wear? I have a few pairs.  My favorite is my sloth onesie tho.

42. Handwriting or Typing? Typing. I had to write all my essays by hand for grading in highschool and I hated it.  Especially when I had to write a 5000 word essay on The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (y’know, Water water everywhere, yet not a drop to drink).

43. If you can only choose one song to be played at your funeral, what would it be?: Humble and Kind.  Yes, country is in that eclectic taste, and I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but that’s a good song.

44. What is your go to book/movie/tv show that you immediately find solace in when you feel down?: Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke for the book, The Princess Bride for the movie, and Steven Universe for the show.  Plus Chuggaaconroy, ProtonJon, and Lucahjin (@pudgemouthjin) for youtubers.

45. “Yer a wizard/witch, Y/N” - your reaction? “...Mom’s not gonna like this.”

46. Are you generally a messy or organized person?: More messy, but there’s a method to the madness and I can clean when necessary.

47. What’s your go to comfort food?: I stress-bake, so primarily cookies and brownies.

48. Favorite musical instrument? This is tantamount to asking a mother who her favorite child is.  I’m a piano primary, but I adore my flute, my ukulele, I’m finally back on speaking terms with my viola, my guitar is beautiful, and my ocarina and my clarinet need more love.

49. Do you consider yourself to be an honest person? In general.  Like yeah, I have my secrets, but that’s usually more for the sake of comfort of others than genuinely wanting to be deceitful.

50. What’s your go-to funny true story?

I tag @hecallsmehischild , @ellieluvsstuff123, and @cicibandslotrphotography, plus anyone who wants to answer the questions!

Please tag me if you answer, cuz I’d love to get to know you guys better!

[lovemesomesurveys]

Have you ever watched The Golden Girls?: I watch it pretty much everyday.

Did you ever like the Ninja Turtles?: Nah, I wasn’t into that.

How often do you drink water?: I drink it everyday, about 3-4 glasses.

Last alcoholic drink you had?: I think it was Jack and Coke, but I don’t remember. It’s been over 5 years now.

When’s the last time you were at a hotel?: A couple years ago.

Do you like Easy Cheese?: Yeah. It’s great with Ritz crackers.

How are you feeling right now?: Kinda sicky and tired.

Name a movie with Freddie Prince Jr.:: She’s All That.

Ever been in a meaningless relationship?: No, I wouldn’t call it meaningless just because it didn’t work out.

What kind of soap do you use?: Caress body soap.

Who would you kiss right now, if you could kiss anyone?: My pup.

Do you get cravings to smoke?: Nope.

What color is your couch?: Gray.

Do you like tape?: Sure?

Are you afraid of the dark or were you ever?: Well, I can’t sleep with my room completely dark so there’s that. I sleep with my TV for some light and for some sound because I can’t have it completely quiet, either.

When’s the last time you went outside?: Last Thursday.

Do you have trust issues?: No, not really. I have opening up and expressing myself to others issues. I do it great in surveys, but not at all in person.

What’s your favorite food?: Taco Bell bean burritos with no onions, extra sauce, and extra cheese with sour cream on the side.

Does anything on your body hurt right now?: Always.

What’s your favorite place to go when sad?: So basically where am I all the time? I’m always in bed.

Know anyone on birth control?: Possibly? I don’t go around asking.

Can you play any instruments? Not anymore. :( I probably couldn’t even play Mary Had a Little Lamb anymore now since it’s been over 10 years since I’ve last played piano.

Would you go swimming right now if you could?: No.

How long was your longest relationship?: I always count the thing I had with Joseph, which was almost 4 years.

Are you tired?: Always.

What are you looking forward to in the next 3 months?: Nothing.

What are you known for?: Health related stuff, mostly I feel like.

What town do you live in? I live in a city in California.

Have you ever had a serious accident?: You might say the one that caused me to be a paraplegic was pretty serious.

Do you want to get married?: No.

Has anyone ever threatened you?: No.

When’s the last time you burned a candle?: I personally didn’t light it cause I’m a big scardy cat when it comes to fire (and most things let’s be real), but we had a nice smelling autumn one burning this past Thanksgiving.

What’s your dream job?: I don’t have a dream job.

Could you take a nap right now?: It’s 3:41AM so I’ll be going to bed soon.

Where’s the closest stapler?: *shrug*

Have you ever watched the t.v. show Friends?: I’ve seen it here and there, but never paid much attention to it. I never got into it.

Have you ever gone frog hunting?: No.

Who’s the last person to seriously hurt you?: Me.

Do you ever suffer from dry skin?: Yep, my hands and my face.

Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal?: I don’t like cuddle with them, but I have 2 I keep on my bed.

Do you like getting dirty?: No.

When’s the last time you were embarrassed?: I feel that way all the time because of certain things.

Are you a very flirty person?: Not at all.

What’s the closest electronic thing? This laptop. My phone is next to me, too.

Would you rather have a boy baby or a girl baby?: No baby.

How’re your grades?: I’m done with school.

Have you ever been scammed?: Yes.

Do you like dogs or cats more?: I’m a dog person.

Did you like the movie Four Christmases?: Yeah.

What’s the weather like right this moment?: It was raining last night. It’s not at the moment, but it’s cold.

Have you ever been to Duluth, Minnesota?: Nope.

Who was your favorite babysitter?: One of my aunts.

Are you supersticious?: I’ve been doing the whole knock on wood thing for so long it’s just habit, but I don’t really believe in it.

Have you ever cried wolf?: Yes.

When’s the last time you ran 1 mile?: Never.

Do you like crowds?: Nooo.

How often do you brush your teeth?: Once a day at least, sometimes twice.

Do you swear?: Very, very rarely.

Are you gullible?: I’m usually pretty skeptical, actually.