zoran-royalty
I would die for Astarion Ancunin
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zoran-royalty 1 month ago
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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zoran-royalty 1 month ago
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one thing nobody has been talking about lately is how fucking badass piccolo is
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zoran-royalty 1 month ago
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reassurance kink bc my brain makes me feel unlovable
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zoran-royalty 1 month ago
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I don鈥檛 hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it鈥檚 only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I鈥檓 gay and write a song on their鈥dk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don鈥檛 even like hiking
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zoran-royalty 1 month ago
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zoran-royalty 2 months ago
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How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?
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zoran-royalty 2 months ago
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annual reminder not to feed the ghosts! yes I know it seems like a cute tradition, but these are wild spirits with specialized diets, and humans unintentionally cause serious havoc by interfering with their ectosystem
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zoran-royalty 3 months ago
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Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there
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zoran-royalty 5 months ago
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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it
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zoran-royalty 8 months ago
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zoran-royalty 8 months ago
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this eel attacked me w a vibrator 10/10 game
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zoran-royalty 8 months ago
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Some faerie: is she- covered in blood?
Cardan: yes. It really brings out her eyes don鈥檛 you think?
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zoran-royalty 9 months ago
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"The Stoppables"
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zoran-royalty 9 months ago
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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
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zoran-royalty 9 months ago
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Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:
1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.
2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.
3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.
4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.
We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!
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zoran-royalty 9 months ago
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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