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magpie-to-the-morning · 2 years ago

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I want to claw my way out of my writing slump. Does anyone have a prompt list they’d like to rec? Or…

I reread Somno last night and I forgot how proud I was of that one. Focusing on one kink might keep me out of my own head a bit. Anyone want to send in a kink and a character from my masterlist? 👀

#My only no-gos:#age pl*y #w*ter sp*rts #sc*t #r*ce play #and I’m not super into #most butt stuff #🤣

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 years ago

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alcina dimitrescu KILLS her maids and drinks their blood

karl heisenberg tried to use a BABY as a weapon

ethan winters is WHITE

mother miranda tries to STEAL someones daughter

at the end of the day, your favorite resident evil 8 characters are terrible people

#resident evil village #ethan winters #resident evil #u cannot tell me that ethan actually did something bad #please be fr 😭#ethan winters is a horrible person for killing a family a five!#man come on #open ur eyes… play the game maybe…#i get just not liking ethan #but why come up with a bunch of unreasonable excuses for why he sucks 😭#liek just say u hate him #u dont gotta start babying the lords or demonizing him #hes just a normal guy come on bro #most arguments i see r full of buzzwords tbh #i havent seen anything that has made me think #huh… maybe that is a bit messed up of him…#he is a victim of other peoples consequences #he is forced into situations where he has to fight to survive #idc if people hate ethan… but the second u start pulling stuff outta ur butt…#im sorry i gotta defend my gf #its annoying whenever people complain abt ethan fans goi ng like #‘haha i like him hes a normal guy’#cos waht r u arguing against #he IS a normal guy #he is literally a civillian…?#come on #conpare him to chris or leon who literally work for the government or whatever #its weird to get defenisive over ethan… not being normal…?#just leave him alone😭 bro has 100 hate articles abt him already #again another essay in the tags

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moeblob · 1 month ago

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Honestly? Good anime imo! I really enjoyed Aileen. I enjoyed Claude. I enjoyed Isaac and Keith and Rachel and Almond and Ribbon. I enjoyed Belzebuth and the flock of ducks (Walt/Kyle/Auguste) and Jasper.

#i'm the villainess so i'm taming the final boss #aileen lauren d'autriche #hey so i love her and that show was really cute #i really enjoyed the interactions and despite the huge cast for a 12 episode show i was endeared to most of them #however im also just incredibly biased to liking side characters so you can have a small role and i love you #but i really enjoyed how things that happened in like episode 3 for instance w keith were resolved #BUT in a later episode he brings it up again and how he still felt guilty #and i just really like that while people do bad things it shows motives and stuff #and those that deserve forgiveness (keith) can get it even though it isnt like... full redemption cause he still holds it against himself #and then those that are undeserving get to go to prison in ep12 #im on an otome kick lately bc i havent been able to game much due to low energy #but i managed to do some otome-ing #so then i was also like yeah time to watch an otome isekai bc im living up to my outed at work weeb life #get you a villainess who can cross dress for four episodes and dress up like a duck and kick butt #technically there is more of her boysona in more than the 4 but there are just like #5-8 she presents as a boy For The Plot #sorry this show has actually absorbed all my brain for a couple days if im honest #also i have like zero energy and probably will have low energy for the week bc holidays stress me out even tho #we do not really celebrate much at my house and its really casual #its just so much busier on the roads and driving is exhausting

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tariah23 · 11 months ago

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This is such a harmful sentiment to push considering that you don’t necessarily have to be “attractive,” (beauty is subjective, yada yada) in order for men to want to harm you in the slightest… like man, what…

#the lady talks about being followed and harassed and so on as if every woman and girl in the world regardless of their age and #‘good looks’#hasn’t experienced this and will continue to #I hate when these girls especially ones who are conveniently attractive talk about stuff like this under the guise of speaking for all #women while x-ing out most women #this easily leads into the realm of ‘you’re too ugly/fat to be assaulted ANYWAY-‘#talk that I see spread by misogynists and bird brained women like it’s such a natural thing to even say it’s actually rly scary #especially when it comes to the assault shit which is usually about power and control anyway #they don’t care what you look like #you could be covered up head to toe and someone would try to hurt you just because #I hate when women like this go online thinking that they said something open their mouths I really do #rambling #tw assault #got dudes in the comments going ‘she’s not even pretty anyway she’s like a 4 out of 10’#completely missing the message (as if they care) and see #these are the kinds of people that stuff like this attracts #stuff like this coming out of a woman’s mouth especially is so dangerous #I don’t think I’m the most good looking person in the world and I’ve been followed sm times I had to run away from a guy once and luckily #my bus was right fucking there!!!#then the guy who was harassing me years ago at a bus stop and forced me to hug him and touched my butt and no one else was around to help #me…#and he kept on trying to get me to go back to his apartment around the corner like that was so #the man who followed me into the store as I was shopping and I noticed that he kept on staring at me #then tried to holla and he looked way older than me and I think he was a pastor or something too he had a nice car and tried to get me to #come with him #sm more incidents over the years like this is crazy pls don’t say stuff like this and act like it’s normal #someone in the comments said that people like the woman in the video think that being pretty will free them from the patriarchy and like…#YEAH 😭#it’s so obvious too lmfao #these be the same women calling themselves ‘girls girls’’

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m00nblune · 1 year ago

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just remembered a separate peace exists and I love how there's a sort of small niche fandom presence for it now when I search on tumblr bc I remember reading it for highschool back in like 2021 and thinking "hmmm. yeah. this has some pretty gay undertones" and I’m glad ppl agree with me.

#the part where he checks out that dude's butt??#and when him and finny fall asleep on the beach and he describes him waking up to the sunrise like a god coming back to life or smth #and when he's checking out finny's muscles thinking “they're all aligned” and stuff?#I know what you are gene #probably the most gay classic Ive ever read #a separate peace #gene forrester #finny

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chunglesworth · 5 months ago

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I gotta compile all my drawings of him and make some new ones to fully encapsulate his soul BUTT… Here’s my main (most loved) MTL OC Loïk Archambeau… Emo old dorky guitarist guy who loves Van Halen and super hero comics. Loves to kiss Skwisgaar. I included his development/concept sketches/ideas page because I literally just found them. Expect more of him possibly maybe definitely.

#metalocalypse #dethklok #I drew those concept sketches on the way back from comicon in a fit of rage because there was no mtl stuff #so most of the info on there has been changed/made cooler #he’s like so not a self insert #anyway if people like him ?! maybe I’ll do a very tiny minisclue lore post #Like maybe #I’ll post more art of him for my own enjoyment butt… Maybe #metalocalypse oc #he’s not here but #skwisgaar skwigelf #Loïk Archambeau #:3

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thoughtfullyrainynightmare · 6 months ago

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Hiiii :) I haven’t rlly been as tumblr active as I used to be (chronically in 2020 sobs) BUTTT I always come back to ur blog bc it’s become my little happy place when I need smt to read 🫶 I discovered this cozy nook YEARS ago and it’s still my fav. Just dropping this in ur inbox to say I appreciate you and allllll your work and sending you super good energy!

Hiya~! :3

I finally got around to replying, partly because I was away from Tumblr too, but mostly because I wanted hold on to the message for a little while longer (but I did take a screenshot and filed it into my positivity folder). So, thank you ❤️‍🔥

I'm not as online either as I was (I think many were chronically so in 2020, or lock down times in general), but this blog has come to a kind of a part of me, I suppose. Because granted there have been times when I've thought about just closing the door and taking it down as an end to the era of my blogging journey, BUT this place, the comments and the messages and the happy memories most of all, mean too much

Annnyyyywaaaayyyssss... I really, really appreciate the message and the sentiment! Like, how do I even describe the feeling of being told that my silly little nook of Tumblr is a happy place worth returning to for years and years?! That's like next level compliment❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Safe to say that I'm sending you super good energy back before giggling against my pillow~

#Flamelets #I really do have the best followers #And the community overall #I think I told to someone back in... 2021(?) that I think all I do is sit on my butt and do stuff I like which can't be that interesting #Especially since I do it at my of pace #And they just kinda shrugged and said that that's what most people would say #But anyways #I'm very happy to be here still after all these years #Thank you

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cosmogyros · 11 days ago

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I haven't properly done language studies in so long that I felt like I'd forgotten everything I'd ever known about anything (not an uncommon feeling, honestly), but last night before bed I did a little Croatian study and then read in French for a while and then read in German for a while more, and oh man, it was so nice and gentle on my brain... so much gentler than the internet... I should do that more.

#cosmo gyres #personal #langblr #a day in the life #i've been working my butt off doing Boring Life Stuff lately #and most of it takes place on the computer so i am perforce doing a lot of looking at screens #and it's reached the point where my eye has started twitching uncontrollably and i think that means too much screen time #an opportunity i would gleefully jump at! if screens weren't A) the number-one way i communicate with people #and B) the only way i can pursue my compsci studies that i'm supposed to be working on pretty much nonstop #but still. just tucking myself up in bed with a paper book and a pen and notepad #and doing purely analog activities for hours before sleeping is... so nice

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ryeeatsbread · 4 months ago

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I'm toooo in love welllllpppp

Watch out, there's loads of gushing in the tags

#ill be find #fine #i will be patient and realistic #speaking it into existence #i will not let this ruin my friendship to him #if something does develop on the feelingsfront it would be cute and nice #but its okay if not #okay back to gushing #hes so preeettttyyyyyyy #he's so cuuuute #even during making out he is cuuuuteeeee #idk why but i liked touching his beard what #sometimes when i look into his eyes i see our future #haha what haha i never said that hahahaha lol hahahaha #his belly is so cute #hes so tall and handsome #did you know he has the cutest nose #beautiful eyes #and his humor is so good #his hugs are heavenliiiyyyy #i love it when he infodumps about fantasy novels to me #hes so compassionate too #he loves boardgames and nerdy stuff and he makes music and most of it is good hihi #he's doing workouts to get stronger now hrhrhrhrhrhr mmmhmmmm #gonna touch his butt heheheeheheheeeee #we are the bisexual dreamteam #as one of the nurses said #tea ? i cant wait to talk to the ergo therapist again in a non professional setting and ill tell him about the making out with the crush bc #my 59yo bestie Horst shipped us even before i told him about my crush #btw i had a good reason to tell therapists about my crush lol i wasnt just like hiiii horstttt you know who i im in love wiiiithhhh

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prosebushpatch · 2 months ago

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My dear friend, I write to you now in the highest regard and with deepest affection - hangers for clothing are also fashioned from wire.

haha with much humility and gratitude, I thank you for your wisdom. My following concern is what and when came before the hook and shoulder shape we have now?

#rose and rambles #haha thank you <3 #see this is the fun thing about worldbuilding but also the most daunting #like you build a fantasy village and you think #wait #is a village in which anyone can afford or has a need for a hanger for their clothes #or is a coat rack all they need and the rest they fold into drawers #because hanging clothes keeps wrinkles out of finer fabrics right?#so only the wealthy would probably have any need for them #and anyway im talking out of my butt instead of research because i continue to be #too lazy #all this thought goes into one sentence where a protagonist is grabbing an article of clothing from their closet before rushing #out the door to woo a fairy queen like #more exciting stuff is going on BUT THE TANGIBILITY OF IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW THE PROTAG HANGS HIS CLOTHES #these are the questions that haunt me

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floral-hex · 5 months ago

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so tired of feeling sick all of the time. I’m in the middle of moving, this time to an upstairs apartment, and just carrying one box up the stairs kills me 😰

#and it’s soooo hot out #moving boxes in 90° heat sucks butts #I seriously feel like I’m going to puke and pass out from just minimal labor #saaaaad #I hate this dang body #I mean.. I blame myself for getting this week. but still.. damn I couldn’t have done a few push ups this year?#all the meds and stuff prob/def?/maybe don’t help #I overheat too easily #I’m actually so glad I didn’t unpack most of my stuff after last year’s move #and I’m staying in the same apartment complex. just a slightly nicer apt. slightly.#but this current one is just… kinda shitty. things break and never get fixed. loud neighbors. etc #new apt is in a smaller newer building. same number of rooms. just… not as broken.#met the new neighbor. he’s younger than me w/ a fiancé and he’s super nice. lots of tattoos. cool cool.#been going through and throwing away and donating a lot of stuff #like… really neat stuff that I just can’t keep anymore or clothes that don’t fit #bummer but I hope someone hits up goodwill and is like ‘oh sweet. a Morrissey shirt.’#that would make me feel good #I offered my younger brother some cool band shirts like AFI and stuff but he was like ‘I don’t know who that is’#RUDE!#I just don’t see myself fitting into a large shirt anytime soon. maybe in a year but not anytime soon enough.#anyway… oh yeah! I feel like shit all the time #just bad body disorder #im workin on it! jeez!#anyway… I just take my handful of pills and hope for the best 🫤#ok gotta go I love you #you can ignore this #text

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zeninsama-moved · 2 years ago

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#the question isn’t who does it best it’s who does it MOST #mercury speaks #tw butt stuff #everyone thank rem for this #thank you rem

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ravensmadreads · 1 year ago

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#i know nobodys really lurking around waiting for me #but just in case i thought id leave this #and like a coward #imma do it at the time i know most of my mutual are offline #anywayyyyyy #im just not feeling great guys im not gonna lie #tbh shits been piling up for a long time #special love to the pedro fandom cause i managed to hyperfixate on it long enough to fend some off #but it's getting bad again #im really grateful for all the love the cm and pedro fandom gave me #and all the lovely friends i managed to find despite the fact that i contribute nothing but vaguely unhinged tags and thots #i know im leaving a couple of series unread in the middle and im sorry about it #The Big Sad is making things hard and irl is kicking my butt big time #there's nothing i want more than to hang out with y'all banging pots and pans and screaming about your talent #but its hard to bring up any kind of enthusiasm right now #and i dont wanna half ass tags/comments when you guys put such soul into your work #so its not goodbye its just a tiny break (hopefully) while i try to smack my brain into submission #I'll try to leave some stuff in the queue #kisses and hugs to you all #raven talks

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the-golden-ghost · 1 year ago

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Adventure Time is actually pretty interesting in its format cause it's right inbetween modern-day cartoons where there's usually A Season Or So Of Filler/Character Building and Then The Plot Picks Up and older cartoons where there was NO plot and it was just Characters Having Internally-Consistent Hijinks every episode.

Which makes sense, since iirc AT was what kinda spawned the modern-day format in an era where cartoons did NOT have plot.

But the thing is? Unlike modern ones, AT never really "picks up" and has a cohesive plot. It get heavier and has internal arcs and does have an overarching message and story, but there's not really a point where "okay this is where the plot begins" so you really do have to just sit back and enjoy the ride and let everything unfold. The payoff is GREAT. But it's very slowburn and that makes it feel like one of its kind.

#there's skip-able episodes sure but like it's tough #because skipping TOO many will mean you lose something #but most people are used to like 'okay sit through 10 episodes and then get Plot' but that doesn't happen here #and it's kinda hard to sell 'you have to sit through 50 episodes of butt jokes to get the ride of your life'#you kinda have to be there FOR the butt jokes and get a pleasant surprise. that's really the way to do it #if you're there for the plot you'll be disappointed and bored waiting for the silly stuff to end cause it doesn't really #I feel like I've made this exact post before but I'll make it again #adventure time is so good man

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5paceacer · 7 months ago

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Been dying to make an oc from The Bunker of a soldier that was situated with Augustin and Henri's platoon but like,,, he's a big scruffy man,, probably had gotten himself into a lot of bar fights before he was drafted

Might draw him later, just wanting to get it off my mind

#amnesia the bunker #amnesia game #amnesia #amnesia: the bunker #oc ideas #been thinking about this oc a lot already #man probably butts heads with reynard an unhealthy amount #probably most of the sergeants to be honest #man doesn't like authority #i'll come up with more stuff as i think

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soapywankenopy · 9 months ago

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I think I'm pretty

Screw you

#yeah it changes from day to day #most time i'm not even sure what i look like #like obviously i remember what color my eyes and stuff are #but like where things are at on my face?#the actual shape of my face?#what is that?#weird post #they're just jealous cuz i have pretty eyes and a big butt

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