#most annoying house md character tournament

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ANNOYING MD FINALE: FIGHT!!!

House: Titular character. Bastard.

Tritter: Psycho cop who goes after House because House was mean to him once. Season 3 antagonist.

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most annoying house md character tournament

how this is going to go: for the next week? or so? i will be taking suggestions for characters you guys think should be in the bracket. twould be best if you sent these to my inbox. if it’s not a well known character please include a short blurb on what they did. 

characters already in the bracket- house, wilson, cuddy, and all fellows for house (40 fellow bachelorette extravaganza excluded)

following the write in period, the characters will be in day-long polls until the finale, which will run a week. 

credit to ron @superhell for the idea

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most annoying house md character tournament

house md is full of positively insufferable characters. but who is the worst of the worst? to answer that question, we have put together a tournament for the title. vote for the Least Standable character today!

polls and links under the cut

Prelim Round (1 day):

Eric Foreman vs. Gregory House winner: Gregory House

Lucas Douglas vs. Sam Carr winner: Sam Carr

Remy “Thirteen” Hadley vs. Sebastian Charles winner: Sebastian Charles

Chris Taub vs. Lawrence Kutner winner: Chris Taub

Michael Tritter vs. Stacy Warner winner: Michael Tritter

John House vs. Allison Cameron winner: John House

James Wilson vs. Edward Vogler winner: Edward Vogler

Round One (1 day):

Gregory House vs. Jessica Adams winner: Gregory House

Sam Carr vs. Chi Park winner: Sam Carr

Sebastian Charles vs. Arlene Cuddy winner: Arlene Cuddy

Nurse Jeffrey vs. Chris Taub winner: Chris Taub

Michael Tritter vs. Lisa Cuddy winner: Michael Tritter

John House vs. Tucker winner: John House

Juan “Alvie” Alvarez vs. Robert Chase winner: Juan “Alvie” Alvarez

Martha M Masters vs. Edward Vogler winner: Edward Vogler

Round Two (1 day):

Gregory House vs. Sam Carr winner: Gregory House

Arlene Cuddy vs. Chris Taub winner: Arlene Cuddy

Michael Tritter vs. John House winner: Michael Tritter

Juan “Alvie” Alvarez vs. Edward Vogler winner: Edward Vogler

Round Three/ Semifinals (1 day):

Gregory House vs. Arlene Cuddy winner: Gregory House

Michael Tritter vs. Edward Vogler winner: Michael Tritter

Round Four/ Finals (1 week):

Gregory House vs. Michael Tritter winner: Gregory House

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VOTE FOR THE MOST ANNOYING MF ON HATECRIMES MD

Wilson: House's best friend. PPTH's Director of Oncology. Has three failed marriages and one long running codependent relationship. Gets diagnosed with cancer in a twist of irony in Season 8.

Vogler: Billionaire who tries to take over the hospital in Season 1. He wants to run the hospital like a business, and makes it personal with House because he deems House a "bad investment".

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VOTE FOR THE MOST ANNOYING BITCH ON THE FOX SHOW

Tritter: Psycho cop who tried to ruin House's life after a bad clinic experience. Antagonist of Season 3.

Cuddy: Local girlboss milf hospital administrator.

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VOTE FOR THE MOST INSUFFERABLE CUNT ON THE MALPRACTICE SHOW

Alvie: House's roommate in the psych ward. LMM warning.

Vogler: Billionaire who tries to take over PPTH with money. Makes it personal with House.

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ANNOYING MD BONUS ROUND

Wilson: Resident oncologist with three failed marriages. House's best friend.

Cuddy: Local Dean of Medicine. Mother. House's ex. Girlboss.

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VOTE FOR THE MOST ANNOYING BITCH ON THE FOX SHOW

Alvie: LMM jumpscare. House's roommate in Mayfield Psychiatric. Raps a lot.

Chase: One of the Original House Fellows TM. Killed a genocidal dictator and took over House's department after the finale. Manwhore. Fatphobic. Nepotism baby. Australian. Former seminary school attendee.

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VOTE FOR THE MOST ANNOYING MF ON HATECRIMES MD

Taub: A House fellow starting in Season 4. He used to be a plastic surgeon, but had to leave his job when he got caught cheating in the office. His wife eventually divorces him for his serial cheating, and he gets together with a nurse from PPTH. However, he ends up sleeping with both his ex-wife and the nurse at the same time, getting them both pregnant. He ends up with two daughters the same age both named Sophie from different mothers.

Kutner: A House fellow starting in Season 4. He was adopted after the death of his birth parents at the hands of shooters, and eventually committed suicide in Season 5. He reappeared as a hallucination in later seasons.

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ANNOYING MD BONUS ROUND

Chase: Original House Fellow TM. Killed a genocidal dictator. Australian. House 2.0. Failed marriage with Cameron. Fatphobic. Nepotism baby.

Sam: Wilson's first ex-wife. Only person normal about trans people on the show. Left Wilson after he proposed to her again in Season 6.

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VOTE FOR THE MOST INSUFFERABLE CUNT ON THE MALPRACTICE SHOW

Arlene: Cuddy's mother. Was a patient at one point on the show, later tried to sue about it to get House and Cuddy back together.

Taub: House Fellow starting in Season 4. Former plastic surgeon. Serial cheater. His wife left him and then started sleeping with him again. He got two women pregnant at the same time. Both the resulting babies were named Sophie.

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ANNOYING MD BONUS ROUND

House: Titular character. Asshole. Diagnostician.

Cameron: Original House Fellow TM. Failed marriage with Chase. One sided infatuation with House. Dead husband whose sperm she kept. Pro-life.

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VOTE FOR THE MOST ANNOYING BITCH ON THE FOX SHOW

Masters: A House Fellow from Season 7. Genius with too many college degrees. Third year med student. Left the team because she had Morals TM.

Vogler: Cartoon villain type. Tried to turn the hospital into even more of a capitalism venture than it already once. Main antagonist of Season 1.

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VOTE FOR THE MOST ANNOYING MF ON HATECRIMES MD

Foreman: One of the original House Fellows TM. He advanced from this position to become the Dean of Medicine at PPTH in season 8.

House: Titular character. Local asshole diagnostician.

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VOTE FOR THE MOST INSUFFERABLE CUNT ON THE MALPRACTICE SHOW

Tritter: Cop. Main antagonist of Season 3. Started a targeted investigation of House after House was mean to him in the clinic.

John: House's father. Military man. Was in two episodes if you count him as being in his own funeral episode.

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VOTE FOR THE MOST INSUFFERABLE CUNT ON THE MALPRACTICE SHOW

House: Titular character. Asshole diagnostician. You know who he is.

Sam: Wilson's first ex-wife. Sent him divorce papers through a lawyer while he was at a conference. Got back together with Wilson in Season 6. Left him after he proposed again.