#mortation

[msflora-lynn]

Rating the fanbase of every Primarch & their legions.

This is my opinion, I love all of you ㅤ♡ྀི ₊

Lion'El Johnson & Dark Angels fans (8/10): I like the fanarts they make, also 100 points for portraying Lion like a rouge kitty cat sometimes. Oh I also like how the Lion fans are embracing the 'our primarch is obviously neurodivergent and we love him for it'

Fulgrim & E.Children fans (10/10): This part of the group always produce the best fanart?? Or at least a lot of artworks for E.Children in general. Though browsing his fanart must be done with caution cause 20% chance I might see schlongous or booty.

Perturabo & I.W fans (8/10): I'm sorry about your favorite character. Not many of them are around though :( But so far their fanart production have been solid. I like how they kinda just chill and embrace the 'neurodivergent manchild' persona for Bo and makes no attempt to refute it.

Jaghatai Khan & W.Scars fans (8/10): Surprisingly not many of them. I'm kinda bummed out about it since I like this character. Though his fanarts are mostly adorable! They're always chill, I'm happy to see them on my feed -`♡´-

Leman Russ & S.W fans (7/10): I would rate it 8/10 but I hate stimky wolf grrrr so -1 point (msflora found dead in fenris more at news 6). Anyways fanart-wise, they're so good!! I like how they always draw Leman like a scrunkly lil guy. I also love to read their fanfictions.

Rogal Dorn & I.Fists fans (6/10): WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE?! I CAN'T FIND YOU!! I RATE IT LOW BECAUSE I'M SCRAPING THE GROUND FOR ROGAL DORN CONTENT! But in all seriousness, loving how they embrace the 'fortify' meme. I don't like the weird Black Templar larpers from twitter, but that's just a 1% of the fanbase

Konrad Curze & Night Lord fans (8/10): Your fanfictions scares me, most of the hashtags are nowhere written in the bible, but I read them all so who am I to judge. I love how this side of the fandom just embrace the 'we are bad and disturbing and creepy' schtick and go ball. I blame this side of the fandom for making me love Jago Sevatar tho.

Sanguinius & Blood Angels fans (10/10): Insane artworks from this side of the fandom, always impress me. A lot of vampire and angelic stuff, I love you guys. Sorry about your primarch tho.

Ferrus Manus & I.H fans (all six of them) (7/10): I'm sorry about your primarch, I'm sorry he get crumbs in the lore. I rate it low because I'm scraping for any IH/Ferrus content here....

Angron & World Eaters fans (8/10): Loving the contents you guys made here! A lot of red, so many red, oh god. I'm sorry about the sinking ship of Argel Tal x Kharn though.

Roboute Guilliman & Ultramarine fans (9/10): Spoiled, well-fed, their favorite guys have insane plot armor and I'm jealous >:(. Keep the bulky half-naked Rob fanarts coming tho I have them all liked & downloaded.

Mortarion & D.Guards fans (6/10): I do not like Nurgle stuff so I rarely go there... But my god most fanfictions yall made for Mortarion x reader is heartbreaking. Rating it low because I get scared of some fanarts they make, but pre-heresy Mortarion is kinda baddddddd👅

Magnus the Red & Thousand Sons fans (100 Tzaangors/10): We are so cool and awesome, not a biased rating. In all seriousness we Tsons fans r eating GOOODDD this year (thx SM2). Though we suffer from a disease called 'inconsistent writing of our favorite primarch's power levels' and it's not getting better.

Horus & L.Wolves fans (9/10): Guys I understand, Horus is big daddy, a father, he's an icon, you guys made it clear with the abundant of breeding tags in your fanfics. Sorry that the way he's corrupted into chaos is kinda bootycheeks tho :( Wishing they explore more into his corruption.

Lorgar & WB fans (Where Are You Guys/10): While being small, they make the best artworks for Lorgar. Questionable fanfic tags, but I love yall regardless. They kinda eats with all the Word Bearer fanarts tho I've seen. Sadly, Erebus is from here and everyone hates him.

Vulkan & Salamander fans (8/10): I would like to pet them. In all seriousness I'm happy to see the majority of Vulkan fanarts are created with African features in mind ♥︎!! Everyone from this fanbase are cute and sweet!!

Corvus Corax & RG fans (Birds/10): I love all the raven aesthetics often seen in their fanworks. Corvus having wings is so cool, and often I see amazing OCs spawning from this legion.

Alpharius Omegon & A.L fans (What are you guys doing/10): I can't find much about them but I fw with the entire 'we dont know what our primarch is doing so we just ball it'. BUT HEY CONGRATS ON YOUR PRIMARCH COMING BACK!!!

:3 And I love all of you... Thank you for reading this nonsense of a post.

[thethronezone]

Fuuuuck, can't believe I forgot my boy Morty! But yes, your husband is 100% right.

Mortation would have a Vaal Hazak. And not just because of the poison and undead thing, but also because of appearances. That dragon straight up has a hood! Like Morty! Grim reaper looking mfs.

Oh, don't mind me, I'm just imagining which monsters from Monster Hunter would serve as the best companions for each individual Primarch. Tried to avoid Elder Dragons but some were just too perfect.

Konrad would definitely have a Nerscylla because come on. Creepy giant spider that wears the skins of its victims as a cloak? That screams Night Lord to me!

Jaghatai definitely has a Kirin since he's all for speed and loves horses. You try and look me in the eyes and tell me he wouldn't be all for this lightning unicorn. Maybe a Valstrax.

Fulgrim gets a Mizutsune. They are very beautiful and he's all about the aesthetic. He'd probably name it some super pompous name and give it a diamond collar.

Corvus would have a Nargacuga. It's stealthy, got wings and is covered in black fur. It would also serve as his emotional support animal.

Lion would have a Barioth. Partially because, yes, it's a fucking cat, of course LION would have a cat monster. But I really do believe it would fit him.

Leman would have a Zinogre. Just like how Lion would have a cat monster, Leman would have a wolf one. That and it is very ferocious. He would ride that thing into battle.

Angron... well, I have to go with Odogaron. At first I considered a Deviljho but then I remembered that gladiator Angron artwork where he's got a dog beside him and... yeah.

Horus has a Nergigante because that thing hunts Elder Dragons and Mr. Horus "I almost killed the Emperor" Lupercal wouldn't settle for less.

Alpharius and Omegon shares a Nakarkos. It's a cephalopod that looks like it has two tentacles it pretends to be dragon heads, it is an actual fake hydra.

Ferrus is a bit hard (no pun intended) but ultimately I think a Bazelgeuse would fit him. I think he would be absolutely fascinated by its exploding scales.

Perturabo could probably have a Diablos. I can mainly see him with one because they dig underground lairs and I could see him use one during a siege.

Sanguinius' monster would be a Legiana. It is very beautiful, can fly and I dunno, I just think it fits his vibes. Not to mention I see some potential with different patterns on its wings.

Rogal would have a Gravios. It has tough stone like armor which makes me kinda associate it with Dorn's fortresses. I can see it sleeping on the fort walls.

Roboute gets the Arkveld. It is considered to be part of an extinct species and... well, there aren't a lot of Primarchs around anymore. He'd probably feel a kinship to it.

Magnus has a Malfestio. Because he's a wizard. And that's a big fucking owl. I'm so sorry, I can't get it out of my head. It also looks very magical.

Vulkan gets a mf Zorah Magdaros. Is it unfair to everyone else? Yes. Do I care? No. That's his baby! His giganitic, magma covered, living mountain baby. He would have a forge near one of its cores.

Lorgar has a Rahian. A golden one, to be precise. Because this bitch loves the Emperor (at least before the Heresy and falling to Chaos) and we all know Big E loves gold.

[kit-williams]

A modicum of kindness

DEGENERATES ALL OF YOU

Context: Moody's anon's fault for giving me the idea

@bispecsual @egrets-not-regrets @moodymisty @bleedingichorhearts @liar-anubiass-blog

@thevoidscreams @barn-anon @gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan @squishyowl @ms--lobotomy

tw: male masturbation, angst?

Why were you kind to him of all people?! Mortarion groused as he had left your presence just as quickly as he could. He could see it, hear it in your voice, smell it in your scent, you were scared of him. Unlike his brother Curze who relished in the fear he brought it was simply what being in the presence of someone like them caused in baselines.

You kept eye contact short... you tried your best to not tremble in fear... your voice wavering under his gaze... you practically wilted under him... and yet you were still kind to him. Your voice was soft... your words soothing... it felt like a balm to him to even in your timid state hear his name flow from your lips.

He didn't know you. You were a new face. New to him anyway... no one must have warned you to not try to be kind to him... to let his gaze cling for too long. The conversation was banal at best... inoffensive even just nothing important just something utterly mundane and still you chose him of all people to try and strike a conversation with. He hopes he wont see you again after what he is about to do. He doubts he could look you in the eyes.

Too many fucking layers he internally grouses as he strips free of everything his white hair clings to the sweat on the back of his neck growing long and annoying to manage... he doesn't let serfs touch him lest he crave that human touch more than he should be allowed to. Its why he doesn't want to see you again... he might crave more... the lingering desire to feel loving hands run through his hair... short nails against his scalp as someone helps him clean... would you say such kind words seeing his body?

He was far too pale... a deathly pallor about him as poison clung to his person as he ruined his lungs... for what. He bitterly seethes. He tightens the breather on his face as the problem between his legs wasn't going away and he walked over to his bed. He felt like a bastard... your only sin of being kind to him made him like some abused beast... eager for a gentle hand to caress him.

Mortarion would rather it be your gentle hands to caress him. He whines at the thoughts of what kind words you would still tell him as your soft body ground against his thigh... or would you rest between his legs... tongue licking his tip... would you still say kind words seeing what he wanted to put into you? What he wanted to do to your body? To ruin you for other men?

Mortarion... Why did you have to actually say his name? It fuels his mind running wild as he languidly strokes his length. That's what caused all of this... the fact you said his name... how he wanted to get you to say it again and again and again. Mortarion! As you slide down his shaft inch by inch... glazed over eyes as drool runs down your chin... just keep saying his name... tell him that you desire this mess of a body.

He fucks his hand harder than he would you as of course you would be scared to even be in the same room... much less actually bed the Primarch... Mortarion does his best to shut down his fantasies as the corners of his eyes burn with that shameful want... to not let them end to not face the reality of it all... that he was in his room pleasuring himself because some mortal said his name sweetly. No one told me you were handsome. He cums at the words you said so softly under your breath... if he was a mortal he wouldn't have heard but he did... he heard you admit that.

Mortarion hurries into the shower before the shame can set in. He just sits under the water like a beast left out in the rain as he feels the sting of shame in his eyes. He doesn't know if he can handle you being kind to him again... and yet he doesn't want to dissuade it... He breaths in the poisonous air as he figures he will never see you again... and you'll just be another pretty face to haunt his lonely nights in bed... another face to haunt him when he needs release... kind words to haunt his fantasies.

He very much hopes he doesn't see you again... because he knows... like a beaten dog he would be desperate to hear your kind words again.

[tollingbells77]

Me: ah, so glad to be out of that toxic household, I've been so angry for months, now it's time to nest~

My wife: typing furiously

Me: Whatcha doing there sweetie~

My wife: writing down everything they did that pissed me off in the most eloquent fuck you one could possibly construct, and sending it to their group chat.

Me:

Me:

[corvusspecialartist]

Tree Hugger:

Mortarion was full of despair. After his current failure… after he was punished by the Grandfather… It was agony… His body could take much.. even before his transformation.. but the agonies bestowed on him… it was too much. He could take it, what was more… it was the show of the Grandfather's love. He had spared the rod for too long.. for it was his fault… He had tried to blame one of the Grandfather's sons.. but no matter. However, it wasn't until the cheery voice.. purred. "I know about it…. They will be disappointed to see you like this… all deformed and corrupted…" His heart sank, true the grandfather knew almost everything about diseases and plagues.. but he had tried to keep this precious thing secret. It was your soul, one of the truest and closest loves he had ever had. It was little rival… no. It was close to Nurgle's love as any. When he looked at the anchor… his physical pain seemed to fade, while his sorrow seemed to increase. It was one of the few clean things…while his quarters on his personal planet were similar… a stain of the Grandfather always seemed to remain. The Grandfather cackled. "How exactly did you think such a soul managed to get into my possession? It was almost anathema… not blessing the tree… and allowing you to have such pretty trinkets! You thought that you could keep secrets from me? Your beloved grandfather?! Now.. that deserves a fresh punishment…" Mortation could feel his primarch physiology change… his moth wings started to crack and break as the GrandFather's magic flowed through him… He felt the scorching heat as his wings started to fall..He cold feel sharp shooting pain underneath his arms… and immediately his stomach started to hurt. He doubled over and felt the acidic vomit come back up through his mask. He tried to take it off but found it glued to his face in a web of diseased skin. With the bile having no where to go, it started to burrow a hole though his neck.. In order to try and take the mind off of the pain… he tried to call up the rare memory before his ascension… to a new master. In the memory, he saw you… wearing in full hazard attire.. while he could withstand the area you were in… You turned to him holding up a small little tree. He thought of it strange… You purred to him. "This is like an old type of tree that could resist the biome type of Barbaurus…so I created something that could maybe survive this and produce fruit.. maybe it could filter out the gas and produce oxygen." He had scoffed at it at the time, seeing it as a foolish proclamation. Barbaurus had always been full of toxic gas, and the people there had lived short and miserable lives.. harvesting the grasses… and filtering the rare non polluted ground water. Barburiusans were a hearty people… so why change that? Now, as he looked at the tree.. and within his current sceneario.. He had to protect the tree… even when he first encountered and converted to the grandfather's cause… when all of the plants died.. it remained. The tree started to wither then.. as Mortarions agonies increased and then stopped. "Do not fail me again. Now…get out." Mortarion was back. He was within his personal quarters… he ran to the tree as fast as his blighted body would take him. The little tree looked the same..yet on closer inspection… there was a little bit on browning on the leaves.

[moodymisty]

Omg fam I hope your house gets fixed that sucks;;;;

So, my house got flooded, but Warhammer porb is more important

Summary: Mortarion finds a way to make meetings bearable.

Word Count: 922

Content Warnings: Is this smut? I'm going to say it is, public, 40kness, edging? Question mark?

Image Credit: @squishyowl

Mortarion loved meetings as he loved his father, but this was one that he couldn't avoid.

The chaptermaster was droning on and on about the next campaign, attack plans and whatnot. His sons seemed just as interested, their armor covered in the blood and gore of battles past. A couple of them were having a quiet conversation and one was folding the leaflets on the table. Mortarion himself was lightly fiddling with something in his hand, running his finger along his palm. He looked away from the center of the room, down at you.

You were seated next to him, looking up at him with eager eyes. You didn't have to pay attention, his lovely little wife, dressed in the finest clothes (by far) in the room-- a simple mid-length white dress. Your hair was half tied up in a knot, and he couldn't help but notice the way the dress fell around your soft skin.

He sighed contentedly. Many of his legion complained less when you were around. Emperor knows why.

He thumbed at something in his gauntlet while he shifted in his seat. It had to be made specifically for him, he was maybe twelve feet tall and wide as expected... but only while he wore his armor. His eyes darted towards you as he flicked a switch--one small enough that he shouldn't be able to handle it, but alas-- in his gauntlet.

He smirked under his respirator as he saw you purse your lips. He felt a slight warmth in your cheeks emanating through his armor. You gripped the side of the table, your knuckles growing whiter with every moment. You shut your eyes tight. Some of his sons gave you an odd look before Mortarion cleared his throat,

As his sons focused back on the center of the room, he kept staring at you the way he always does. It was that dead cold stare he knows sends shivers down your spine every time. And the smell. You were wet, getting wetter with every tremble of the toy inside of you. He relaxed, his eyes drooping.

"My Primarch," began the chaptermaster, "are you not paying attention?"

Mortarion sighed, crossed his arms, and let out a grunt. His eyes briefly darted to the hologram where the chaptermaster was excitedly pointing to where the invasion would begin.

His mind wandered to you, though, as his son droned on. How the toy felt in you, how he was making you hide each writhe as it ramped up in intensity. He closed his eyes, thinking about taking you to his chambers and removing that pretty dress of yours and-

"Mortarion." His son was dead set on him now. "I need you to pay attention, this is critical to-"

"I know," he barked back. His eyebrows were furrowed as he jerked the switch off. He heard you exhale from a distance away, making him do the same.

"Thank you," his son said. "Now, as I was saying..."

Even through his armor, he felt the tap of your finger on him. He felt your eyes on him, pleading with him to turn it back on again. You reached for his hand, and he gave it to you wordlessly as you searched his gauntlet for the switch.

As he pretended with glassy eyes to pay attention to the meeting, he flashed the gauntlet on the other side towards you. The switch was painfully set to "off". He winked.

You bunted your head against his dirty armor, behavior only tolerated by his legion due to your status. He still felt a few glare at you, and he shot his own back, wrapping a cold metal arm around you. You relaxed into him, running your small hands over each crevice as they turned their attention back towards the man and his hologram.

"My lord, if you are otherwise occupied, we are going to have to have this meeting without any distractions," his son said, the holograph shaking as he moved his hand through it.

"If you want this planet so much, you take it," he mumbled, standing up. You stood up next to him, the pleasant cool of his gauntlet addictive, as he all but stormed out of the room.

You had to jog to keep up with him, your gaze panning towards his other gauntlet. You grabbed for his hand in a slightly awkward motion, but he closed his fist. When you looked up at him, you saw a victorious mirth in his eyes. He bent down to talk to you, his voice barely audible through the respirator.

"We are going back to my quarters, where you will get the real thing."

Your face went warm again as he scooped you up into his arms. "M-Mortarion-!" you cried as he started to speak again.

"You think the Plague Marines didn't smell how wet you were?" he asked, hissing into your ear. He felt a shiver go down your spine as you wrapped your arms around his neck. Your pretty white dress was stained with the dirt and grime from his armor as you buried your head in his neck. The fancy knot in your hair was becoming disheveled, too.

"You knew," he said, holding you with one arm and turning the knob on the door to his quarters with another.

You let out a soft whine, the bones of something coherent in your speech but even a Primarch couldn't figure out what you were trying to say.

"Desperate thing. I will get you taken care of."

Taglist: @bispecsual @justeverythingnothingelse @bleedingichorhearts @nekotaetae @historitor-bookshelf

[unassumingastartes]

Part 2 of Heresy Era Primarch fan casts.

I'm still in the stage of my selections where I have very solid choices as to who I would like and why; I may reach a stage where I struggle either due to not being able to find a particular actor or due to not being very familiar with the character themselves.

Particularly for this post, I have had these actors in mind since becoming a fan of warhammer.

[The writing is subpar on the post imo at the moment :c but I'll edit it over the next few days to where I'm happy.]

Lion El'Jonson-

Charlie Hunnam.

In the wild forrests of Calaban ruled by chaos corrupted, warp tainted carnivorous beasts. There was one animal that survived by itself; it was small, ferocious and brave. It fought, killed and consumed all challengers.

Until it was discovered by a Knight named Luther. Just as the animal was about to be slain, Luther realised it was a small blonde haired boy. The boy had done the impossible and lived in a forrest, in which brave knights went to die. Luther named the boy Lion el'Jonson and raised him like a son; like a knight.

The Lion is powerful, honourable, knowledgeable yet secretive. Even amongst his brother primarchs he is a gold standard, he has proven himself time and time again. Charlie has also proven himself time and time again of being able to perform as a powerful leader. Especially in Sons of Anarchy.

Mortarion-

Gustav skarsgård.

I tried to stay away from casting multiple people from the same series, but I couldn't help myself with Gustav's performance in Vikings as Floki especially during his time in Greenland, being very reminiscent of Mortations time on Barbarus not just visually but the emotional performance was so powerful (which is saying something for that to stand out as Gustav is phenomenoal throughout all of Vikings). Through the harsh environment, the confrontations, the craving for hope where it's not. He cemented himself in my brain immediately as Mortarion.

Floki in the early seasons of Vikings all though he is an extremely tall, lanky unassuming ship builder but is utterly terrifying to even the most warforged veterans when he has to be.

As I referred to in part 1 Gustav has a something that is required to play a primarch a completely unique aura and ability to bring such characters to life.

Sanguinius-

Aaron taylor-johnson.

I have a very special place in my heart for Sanguinius as it was an image of him that got me interested in warhammer in the first place. Which is very fitting as his beautiful angelic appearance has the power to draw people to him and want to fight alongside him, but under resides the red thirst; a powerful curse of vampirism that afflicts sanguinius and his sons.

He is equal parts charismatic as he is fierce. People are drawn to the angel from Baal. Loved by most of his brothers especially loved by and close to his brother Horus Lupercal "The Warmaster."; The Angel was also afflicted by another curse one he shared with his brother Konrad as they both saw visions of the future... it gave Sanguinius hope but it did not do the same for Konrad.

Here is the link to part 1 incase you have stumbled across these posts out of order :3

[genshingif]

Baizhu | Beyond Mortatality

[wxnheart]

Okay, but consider this. 👏PRIMARCHS 👏GETTING👏PEGGED!

*clears throat dramatically.*

Lion wouldn't even know what it is but when he does and it happens, he busts the biggest fucking nut. Still doesn't cure him of his emotional constipation though. Also doesn't want his lover to see his face because it may or may not be scrunched up in pleasure.

Was pegged so good they ceased to exist.

Fulgrim would enjoy it and bitch afterward because how dare you fuck better than he can?

Perturabo is busy critiquing you the ENTIRE. FUCKING. TIME. Still got his rocks off, though. Ungrateful bastard.

When Jaghatai tells you to go faster you ignore him and fuck him agonizingly slow.

Lemus is excited as tf. Also moans the loudest. Doesn't give a fuck who hears him and will brag about how good he was fucked.

Rogal is the type who wants to be pegged with no lube. It's a stress reliever and trust, the man needs it.

Oh shit. Konrad. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

Oh, Sanguinius... it'll be every bit as romantic as you imagined. But then the adrenaline starts pumping and he, uh... let's just say he'll get a little... feral.

You'd think Ferrus Manus would demand perfection in the way you fuck but he doesn't, surprisingly. Not really because he's still on that high from his orgasm.

Was also fucked so good they ceased to exist.

You don't fuck Angron. He fucks you.

GOOD LORD, YES, DOES ROBOUTE NEED THIS. It's so cute, though, the way he tries to be all dignified and shit and hold his gasps and moans in. You ain't that uptight, Guilliman. Will also burst a huge nut, too.

If you can't make avoid Mortation like the plague cum after seven strokes, it's not happening.

This is the exact moment you realized that Magnus was a freaky hoochie daddy.

...But I don't know because Horus might be up there with him. He's on some YOLO shit.

You actually find out Lorgar has the cutest moans. Hit that one spot and he'll moan so fucking loud. So sated that even the likes of Leman couldn't agitate him. Kor Phaeron doesn't appreciate his 'well-and-truly-fucked' look but who gives a shit lmao.

Vulkan is the most encouraging partner but good god won't ya'll be drenched in sweat after it's done.

Good luck finding Corvus. May or may not have disappeared after you mentioned it.

Gotta fuck 'em all! ALPHA LEGION.

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

The most probable list of the order Primarchs will return to 40k

Source: I just made it the fuck up by playing squash with my braincells against the ceiling of my cranium.

So right now we got Magnus->Guiliman->Mortation->Angron->Lion if I remember things correctly not sure if the order is entirely correct but it does not really matter. Not accounting for the two lost, that's 5/18. Then we take those who are definetly at the lower end of the list due to being dead: Horus, Sanguinius, Vulkan, Curze and Ferrus Manus. Lore implies that no Primarch can truly permanently die given their half-demonic heritage, but their return would be very unlikely, with Ferrus Manus being the only potential exception really. 10/18 taken care off

Then we just have to admit that Alpharius will never get a model. An "Alpharius Primarch Unit" would essentially be a unit of 10 Chaos Legionairies who all look the same but are suspiciously tanky and sneaky - so we will not gain a model unless there's a significant lore development regarding Alpharius and Omegon. 11/18 considered. So how do we count the rest of them?

So time to get it all in a single list from likely to less likely:

Fulgrim - the Emperor's Children are the last big Chaos Legion to get their own little book, and my guess will be that they'll get their stuff in 10th together with some unique units. About the scope of the World Eaters. Fulgrim is a fan-favourite too, with a very unique visual design, so this is not a very controversial pick.

Lorgar - With all four Primarchs present, Chaos will go on the offensive. The writing demands it. You can't bring all the top actors to the stage and don't expect them to act. Except, they are all dysfunctional wrecks incapable of cooperation, so Lorgar will most likely take the role of a diplomat to help Abby keep the brothers in line.

Rushing to the Imperium's aid there are multipe candidates, but there is one following Lorgar on his heels: Corvus Corax heavily mutated into a shattered humanoid form surrouned by a screaming storm of crows.

It is very likely that even Corvus will not turn the tide, but as it is tradition Chaos will fail due to their own dsyfunctional mess: Vashtor has entered the scene recently, and he will take his chance when all of Chaos' greatest warriors are out there and busy with the Imperium to send his own Champion to stick it to the gods: Peturabo, Lord of the Demon Engines will enter the fray with a menagerie of mechanical horrors.

Given that there is only one Primarch Peturabo has any relevant connection to, I suspect we will see the return of Rogal Dorn at the end of this entire mess. Less of a dramatic reveal and more of a surprise in the ending.

Leman Russ and The Khan are essentially wildcards, but they just buggered off to do pretty much whatever. Should the lore shift the focus from Chaos to Dark Eldar, then of course we will see the Khan, until then not really. Leman Russ meanwhile could show up in the same area as Corax.

Everyone else, even the Lost Ones, slots in below that, with one exception: Ferrus Manus has the potential for his revival build into his lore. If the metal goop that was his hands deemed lost in the heresy would be the thing to house his soul, assuming this thing found a useful body he could return, potentially even in a shocking twist after Fulgrim comes back, because those two got some serious beef.

[thottacelli]

The last time I did serious research into this topic the US maternal mortatality rate was 3x higher than other developed countries and the mortality rate for Black mothers was 2x the national average. Native American and Black mothers die at exceptionally high rates in the US.

I hate when people say “I’m against abortion except for if the pregnancy threatens the life of the mother” every single pregnancy threatens the life of the pregnant person. We’ve gotten too far removed from that, taken for granted that pregnancy is safe. It is not. Pregnancy and puerperal complications have been a fairly common cause of death throughout history. Even now, maternal mortality is on the rise in the US, the maternal mortality rate varies wildly across the states and it is disproportionately higher for Black women. Being pregnant is getting more dangerous, not less dangerous.

[thethronezone]

Primarchs at the birth of their child

Mortation keeps trying to tell the midwives how to do their job. He's not doing it to be a dick but he really comes of that way. He's wearing those plastic shoe covers.

Fulgrim has the balloons, he's got the confetti cannon ready, he's documenting the whole thing. Probably has an artist in the room, making a commemorative painting.

Angron is pacing around the room and glaring at the midwives, freaking them out. Has to be escorted out so they can do their jobs in peace. Still pacing outside the room.

Magnus is so fascinated by the process that he almost forgets to comfort the mother of his child. Spouts a bunch of random fact about pregnancies, childbirth and the human body to distract them from the pain.

Konrad is freaking the midwives out but they are too scared to ask him to leave. He's not even trying to be scary for once, he's just super focused on the delivery and can't look away. He hasn't blinked even once in twenty minutes. One of the midwives are crying.

Lorgar won't stop yapping. Oh what a glorious moment! Praise God! Another member for his flock to guide! Asks if he can save the umbilical cord and the afterbirth. For religious purposes. Lorgar, you fucking freak, no.

Perturabo keeps complaining the whole time. Why is it taking so long? Are the midwives sure they know what they are doing? The room is not big enough. Grumbles when the midwives throw him out.

Horus brought the entire Luna Wolves legion with him, they are all waiting in the hallway right outside the delivery room. He's filming the whole thing, providing commentary like it's a sport event.

Alpharius is there. Omegon is also there, disguised as a doctor. In fact, every midwife just might be an Alpha Legionnaire. They are all pretending everything is normal.

Sanguinius is acting like he's the one giving birth. He's crying so much. He's just- he's just so darn happy. The midwives don't have the heart to tell him to calm down. Is getting weirdly hungry?

Vulkan is yet another one that has to be escorted out of the delivery room. He was just too damn cheerful and kept interrupting the midwives by telling them how happy he was and that he's so excited to be a father. Like bro, they get it, but stop shaking their hands.

Jaghatai is right there, holding the hand of the mother to his soon-to-be born child. His leg is also vibrating at the speed of sound. He's so damn hyped but keeps calm so he won't be thrown out.

Dorn is unhappy because the birth is not taking place at the hyper secure, secret bunker he built for just this moment. He's barricading the room for "security reasons". Was asked to leave but straight up just said "no" and they couldn't do anything about it.

Leman is another Primarch that brought his entire legion with him. He was also promptly shoved out of the delivery room cause he kept getting in the way of the midwives. Stands outside the door, whining, wanting to be let back in.

Lion just stands in the corner, unmoving, barely saying anything except every now and then when he tells the midwives to work faster. Is internally freaking out about the whole thing.

Roboute falls asleep in a chair, covered by the baby blanket, and only wakes up when the delivery is well under way and almost done. Please forgive him, he ain't gotten a good night's sleep in years.

Corvus is also freaking out, though compared to Lion, is much more vocal about it. He's already convinced he's going to be an awful dad and that the child will hate him. Corvus, please, chill.

Ferrus is trying to distract himself from the fact he's about to be a father by focusing on the tools and the scientific aspect of it all. He is also freaking out but refuses to show it.

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Diferenças entre: Epidural/Peridural vs Raquianestesia

As meninges são formadas por três camadas de tecido conjuntivo membranáceo: 

Dura-máter: camada fibrosa externa espessa e resistente. 

Aracnoide-máter: camada fina intermediária. 

Pia-máter: delicada camada interna vascularizada (fonte: https://sanarmed.com/resumo-de-anatomia-das-meninges-liquido-cerebrospinal-e-mais/#:~:text=As%20meninges%20s%C3%A3o%20formadas%20por,m%C3%A1ter%3A%20delicada%20camada%20interna%20vascularizada.

As anestesias espinhais são anestesias de bloqueio anestésico regional. São anestesias espinhais: a anestesia raquidiana (raquianestesia) e, 'popularmente' falando, a anestesia peridural (fonte: Conheça os diferentes tipos de anestesia - Clinica Croce), que, na verdade, não atinge o espaço subaracnoideo (nao ultrapassa duramater) e sim o espaço peridural.

Quando o fármaco é depositado no espaço epidural, entre a dura-máter e os limites do canal vertebral, essa manobra é conhecida como anestesia ou bloqueio epidural, conhecido também como anestesia extradural e peridural (MORTATE, L. P., 2013). A anestesia epidural é empregada para fornecer anestesia e analgesia durante o procedimento cirúrgico, analgesia no período pós-operatório imediato e analgesia em longo prazo, pela utilização de cateteres epidurais. Essa ultima técnica é geralmente utilizada em pacientes com dores graves e crônicas, como por exemplo, os pacientes com câncer (MORTATE, L. P., 2013). A anestesia epidural é uma das mais utilizadas na atualidade devido ao elevado índice de sucesso e segurança. Porém, essa técnica anestésica não está isenta de complicações, algumas delas graves apud (MORTATE, L. P., 2013). A segurança propiciada pela anestesia epidural é explicada pelo fato de os fármacos se ligarem aos seus receptores de forma maximizada utilizando-se doses menores do que comparado à administração sistêmica (TORSKY & DYSON, 2000). Quando ocorrem complicações, estas variam de gravidade, podendo ir desde cefaleia até a parada cardiorrespiratória (MORTATE, L. P., 2013).

Quando o fármaco é administrado no espaço subaracnóideo, ou seja, após ultrapassar a dura-máter e a membrana aracnóide a técnica é denominada anestesia ou bloqueio subaracnóide, também conhecido como intratecal ou espinal (KLAUMANN & OTERO, 2013 apud MORTATE, L. P., 2013).

A anestesia peridural (ou epidural ) é um tipo de anestesia aplicada no espaço peridural da coluna vertebral , sem perfurar a duramáter (membrana que envolve o cérebro e a coluna) e, portanto, sem atingir o líquor (líquido que banha o cérebro e a medula espinhal ). (Fonte: https://www.abc.med.br/p/exames-e-procedimentos/358844/como-e-a-anestesia-peridural-ou-epidural.htm#:~:text=O%20que%20%C3%A9%20a%20anestesia,c%C3%A9rebro%20e%20a%20medula%20espinhal%20).

A diferença entre a anestesia raquidiana e peridural é que na raquidiana o anestésico é aplicado no líquido que envolve a espinha, enquanto que na peridural a agulha não atinge o espaço em que está o líquido. (Fonte:https://servicodeanestesiologia.com.br/qual-a-diferenca-entre-a-anestesia-raquidiana-e-peridural/#:~:text=A%20diferen%C3%A7a%20entre%20a%20anestesia%20raquidiana%20e%20peridural%20%C3%A9%20que,em%20que%20est%C3%A1%20o%20l%C3%ADquido.)

Na raquianestesia o anestésico é administrado por uma agulha uma única vez, já na anestesia peridural o anestésico pode ser administrado inúmeras vezes através de um cateter. Em se tratando de uma anestesia peridural ou raquianestesia, a dor pode ou não acabar 100% (Anestesia no parto: diferenças entre peridural e raquidiana - Neocenter).

Referência:

MORTATE, L. P. COMPLICAÇÕES NA ANESTESIA EPIDURAL EM CÃES E GATOS. Seminários Aplicados do Programa de Pós-Graduação em Ciência Animal da Escola de Veterinária e Zootecnia da Universidade Federal de Goiás (UFG). Goiânia, 2013.

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East Side Mages - Homecoming

East Side Mags and Dungeons on the Go are bringing another awesome homebrew Dungeons & Dragons campaign, written by Dungeon Master Erik Cheski!

This is HOMECOMING (TEENS +, ADVANCED) and consists of FOUR TOTAL EPISODES. 

About HOMECOMING: The Tower of Ulcifer has offered no rest, no respite, and no mercy. A Tower not made of bricks and mortat, but actual pieces of the planes that this Wizard has cut off for their own uses? What could be waiting at the top except a being indistinguishable from a god? And onward they rush, up and ever upward.

The dates are:

3/1 (Friday) - 7:30pm-9:30pm

3/8 (Friday) - 7:30pm-9:30pm

3/22 (Friday) - 7:30pm-9:30pm

3/29 (Friday) - 7:30pm-9:30pm

Entry to all dates is $80. 

***WE ONLY HAVE 8 SPOTS AVAILABLE*** so sign up below. Spots are given out on a first come, first served basis and we will CLOSE registration once all 8 spots are filled. Once payment is received, your spot will be locked in.

THIS IS A TEENS AND UP / INTERMEDIATE / ADVANCED GAME FOR EVERYONE!!!

Questions can go to jeff@eastsidemags.com.

GAME ON!!!