#mort is such a cutie

[shezzasblog]

Here are a few panels from the bobs burgers comics that I would like to share with my fellow burger people

[blazefirefox]

troupe of eldritch horrors au my beloved...

ive been wanting to draw toeh! jinx and mort for a while now and im FINALLY finished oml

tbh, I could not remember for the life of me whether I made jinx a contortionist or a trapeze artist, but I went with the latter because yes

manifesting mort and Alex still being friends in this au manifesting manifesting manifesting manifesting-

extra lore for toeh jinx:

she was probably de-clawed :(

regularly has their horns cut, mostly bc they keep getting stuck in doorways

only has hat on for intro and curtain call

trying to learn sign language

she and klaus are a little nicer to each other

has fallen from the trapeze bar multiple times

very popular with kids (she likes the attention)

has been hanging out near the freakshow more and more to talk to mortimer and alex

yeah *despawns*

@troupe-of-eldritch-horrors >:)

[lu2211]

[initiate-close-your-eyes]

"oh mort is so EVIL and SCARY" he is a mouse lemur and they look like this

don't you dare call mort evil when he's just a little cutie patootie

[neopetting]

˗ ̗̀ mr. perfect mort memeboard .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⚰️

for my casket-peddling cutie patooties

[luv4fandoms]

Trust me (Marko x Fem!Reader)

So part of this is based on a dream I had. Pretty much just the really weird location to have sex. But I feel like it is also very Marko and his love of heights lol.

And as always, all Italian is from Google translate so I do apologize if any of it is incorrect.

Also this plays off of my first ever headcanon post about Marko being Italian.

Word count: 3,811

Pairings: Marko x Fem!Reader

Warnings: THIS IS JUST PURE SMUT!!! MINORS DNI!!!

⚠️ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬, 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞.⚠️

Ko-Fi

"Come on, it'll be fun"

"The last time you said that we ended up almost getting banned from the boardwalk because of trying to climb the Farris wheel"

"Babe I promise, no one will even know we're here" he smiled, that mischievous smile that let you know what he wanted was not legal nor wise…But you also knew he would never put you in harm's way.

"Fine" you sighed

"You won't regret this cutie" he told you, grabbing your hand and pulling you along. The two of you walked towards the outskirts of the boardwalk, the crowd thinning as you went.

'Well at least we're less likely to get caught'

He stopped in front of a tall structure, the entirety of it covered in fabric, cutting it off from the rest of the world.

"After you" he smirked, holding the curtain back to reveal a narrow staircase. Looking at him, then back at the stairs you could only shake your head and laugh, but ascended the stairs nonetheless. It had a few different levels, but only the very bottom had a wooden floor, the others simply held thick beams that would no doubt later support other floors, or perhaps lights.

"Keep going" you heard him speak, though you could tell he was not directly behind you, nor had you heard his footsteps yet. You stopped at another layer of beams, and again.

"Keep going"

Ascending the steps all the way to the top you look out at the large thick metal cross beams wondering just why your crazy boyfriend brought you up here.

"You're not planning on killing me right?" You joked, holding onto the end of the railing.

"No…well" he laughed, his warm breath against the back of your neck.

"Maybe a little bit" he smirked, his lips finding your skin, sending shivers down your spine.

"A little bit?" You laughed, tilting your head and reaching back to run your hand through his curls as his lips made their way to the newly exposed skin.

"Piccola morte (Little death)" he spoke, his hands coming to wrap around your waist, pulling you against him, letting you feel exactly what he had in mind.

"Here?" You asked, cutting your eyes towards him, but only being able to see his golden curls as he continued to mark your neck.

"How exactly…you're completely crazy" you laughed, feeling his smile against your neck, his lips leaving your skin to whisper into your ear.

"Do you trust me?"

"You know I do, that's why I'm up here in the first place"

"Then trust me" he spoke, unwrapping his arms and helping you take your first step into the beams.

"This is crazy Marko" you breathed, looking down at the floor far below, your heart rate picking up.

"I'm not going to let you fall, take another step" and you did, because you knew he wouldn't, Marko was quick and could fly, you would be in his arms before you ever hit the ground…But that didn't stop your sudden fear of heights at that moment.

"Couple more steps" he told you, walking you slowly towards where the beams crossed, making a plus sign that would be a stable part to stand.

"There you go" he reassured you once you made it, you let him slowly turn you to face him, his hazel eyes sparkling with that same mischief.

"You're crazy" you once again told him, but the smile that tugged on your lips told him you weren't actually mad.

"You love it" he replied.

"Now, lay down" you looked down at the beams, then back at him for a moment before beginning to slowly sit, his hands never leaving your waist as he lowered himself as well. Once you were sitting he helped you lean back, your arms shooting out to grab him as he lowered you onto the beams that were just a few inches smaller than your body on either side.

"I've got you amore" he spoke, leaning down to kiss you, his lips only leaving yours once he felt you relax a bit. His kisses descended back to your neck, always his favorite spot as he licked and bit at the tender flesh, eliciting soft moans and gasps from your lips. Your hands wandered as he worked, one tangling itself in his curls, gently tugging the locks and pulling a growl from him. Your other wandered under his jacket, your hands running along his toned stomach, the skin cooler than yours but warmer than earlier, the boys had already gone out for their nightly hunt, the adrenaline no doubt being the cause of your current situation. Your hand wandered higher, nails gently scraping along his chest and earning a small thrust as he settled between your legs, the bulge much more prominent now as he began to grind against you.

"Marko" you sighed, lifting your hips to meet him and feeling him grind down harder, a low rumble vibrating against your chest as he tilted your head to the other side, determined to remark all the faded spots. The steady rumble against you grew louder the faster your heart raced, you had only heard Marko purr a few times, and noticed that it was always a different tone depending on the activity. Gently running your hand through his hair while he laid his head in your lap, a soft and gentle purr. The beginning stages of losing himself in ecstasy, a deeper rougher purr, just as he was doing now as his hips began to pick up their speed. His lips quickly attached to yours again, parting them forcefully as he stole your quickened breath, a moan tumbling into your mouth as you snuck your other hand into his shirt, your nails running along his back, just hard enough to sting.

"Cazzo! (Fuck!) " He groaned, breaking the kiss and looking down at you, pupils blown as he panted, and suddenly you felt like prey underneath a predator. You watched him lick his swollen lips, his teeth catching his bottom lip as he looked at you, his hips stilling before he smiled, his body slowly crawling backward along the beam, hands letting go of your waist which had you scrambling to grab a hold of something, your body rocking on the beam.

"Calm down amore, just relax and balance" he told you, hands grasping your ankles before slowly sliding upwards, and suddenly you were thankful for wearing a skirt, because you did not know how you would have taken pants off at the moment. He slowly pushed your skirt up, helping you lift your hips to bunch it around your waist before he lowered his body, balancing perfectly as he kissed along your thighs, tongue reaching out to swipe a path that his teeth soon followed with small nips. You started to squirm as he kissed and nipped everywhere but where you needed him, your heart picking up as you felt yourself become even wetter, you knew he could smell you, knew he could hear your heart, but Marko was known for being a tease.

"Marko" you breathed, not failing to catch the smirk that instantly spread. If there was one thing he loved it was hearing you beg for him, knowing you craved him, craved his touch, craved anything and everything he could give you. He would never admit it, but when you two first met it took him by surprise when you instantly chose to talk to him. Usually it was Paul who girls came to talk to, Paul always being the honeypot to draw in the night's meal. Or Dwayne, even though he doesn't talk much, his looks alone draw girls in. Hell even David tends to get girls drawn to him who have daddy issues, but Marko?.. Marko was fine with that, let the others do the work while he reaps the tasty benefits. But that night they hadn't necessarily been looking for a meal, the hunt a few hours before filling their need, but still Paul wanted to "score some chicks" for other reasons…And he did, a group of girls, all of them flitting to one boy or the other, but none to Marko. Rolling his eyes he looked away from his brothers and the girls, already ready to simply head back to the cave. But instead he came face to face with you as you rounded his bike.

"Sorry about them, they are a little…Eager" you laughed.

"I like your bike, and your jacket, you have a really cool style" and that was how he spent the night simply talking to you, no other motive than just to get to know the girl who actually had the guts to approach him "the ticking time bomb" of the group. It didn't take him long to claim you as his, he didn't care if his brothers wanted your friends or not, he wanted you, and lucky for him, you wanted him as well. Also lucky for him, you trusted him with everything you had.

"Si? (Yes?)" He asked, still pressing gentle kisses against your inner thighs, right next to your pulsing core, he wouldn't admit it, but the smell of your arousal was making it hard to focus on teasing you. Between the adrenaline of the hunt and your dripping heat, all he wanted to do was bury himself balls deep and fuck you until you were screaming his name.

"Marko, please" you whimpered, trying to lift your core to his mouth, but a harsh bite had you mewling.

"Greedy tonight huh?"

"Only for you" you panted

"Only for me?" He laughed, hot breaths fanning over your clothed core and making you groan.

"Should I take pity on you tonight? Let you have what you want?"

"Yes! Please Marko" you pleaded, gripping the beam under you and leaning up to look at him.

"Well…Since you asked nicely" he smiled, pulling your panties to the side and licking a long stripe along your heat.

"Fuck!" You moaned, head falling back to the beam.

"We have to be quiet, or someone might catch us again" he laughed, no doubt referring to not only the ferris wheel, but also the time the two of you had been caught going at it in one of the beach changing tents. You were sure you were a sight for the very pissed security guard, your pants bunched around your ankle, your other wrapped around Marko's waist as he held it up, his own pants around his knees while he didn't even bother to stop, his face buried in your neck as he groaned about how tight you were. Marko wasn't necessarily into exhibitionism, he didn't want anyone to see you that way but him, but God did he love it when he knew you were loud enough for other people to hear what he was doing to you. Even more when you would return to the crowd, being stared at as he just threw his arm around you, a very proud smirk on his face. That being said, he also loved to tease you about how loud you could get at times…like right now as he ate you out like a man starved, his hands holding your legs open as he buried his face in you, tongue going as deep as it could and pulling a moan from you, before circling your clit. His finger replaced his tongue a moment later as he sucked your clit, tongue flicking over it quickly, a move he knew brought you shooting to your peak. His other hand slid up, hand gliding under your shirt and bra to grasp your breast, pinching the hardened bud in just the way he knew that heightened your pleasure. Your hand quickly covered your mouth when his tongue replaced his finger again, throwing your leg over his shoulder as he went to town. If there was one thing that shocked you about Marko (aside from finding out what he was) it was how much he enjoyed going down on you. Most guys avoided it at all cost and yet wanted you to offer it to them, but not Marko. The first time you two ever did anything together he brought you to a blinding finish twice with his mouth and fingers alone, stating that he could eat you forever, a laughable statement now that you know how true it actually is. A harsh suck on your clit brought you back to reality, as you almost screamed into your hand, your eyes darting down to meet almost black, but you could see the gold beginning to seep through, something he no longer hid away as he took his pleasure in you, now that you knew what he was there was no need to hide the fact that doing this to you, with you, always brought his more feral side out.

"Marko" you pleaded, eyes beginning to water at the intense feeling in your gut, meeting his gaze didn't help, you always felt like he was devouring you completely, body, mind, and soul when he looked at you like that.

"Hai intenzione di finire per me amore? (Are you going to finish for me love?)" He all but growled out, hot breaths fanning your core. He knew you didn't understand him, but he also knew you loved it when he spoke his mother tongue. You had let that secret out one night while things were getting hot and heavy and he slipped into the language.

"Shit!" You groaned when he entered two fingers into you, pumping quickly. Truth be told he didn't know how much longer he could wait, tonight he was more wound up than usual.

"Talk to me baby" he cooed, inserting a third finger and watching as you had to grab a hold of the beam to keep your balance, your hips lifting to meet his fingers.

"Sempre così pronto per me (always so ready for me)" he panted, watching your heat swallow his fingers again and again.

"Fuck! Marko please" you begged, unsure of what you were even begging for at this point, all you knew was that the coil in your stomach was winding tighter and only Marko could make it snap. And he did know that, so in an instant his lips had reattached to your mound, tongue movie along it while his fingers worked you open for him and his other hand grasped your breast, claws slightly extending and scratching your skin as he began to lose himself, the scent of you, the taste of you, the sounds of your racing heart and pumping blood mixing with the sweet sounds of your moans was making him dizzy and he knew he needed to get you across your finish line, to see that look of pure ecstasy cross your face. He watched you climb, your hand reaching out to grab his arm that had abandoned your breast, coming to hold your waist as you began to lose your balance on the beam, your head tilted back as silent screams left you, your legs coming up, body winding tight. With one last flick of his tongue he quickly moved forward, sealing his lips against your and swallowing the scream that ripped from your throat as he pushed you over the edge, his fingers now slowing as he held you close,his lips sucking dark spots on your neck as he pushed you through your overstimulation and into another orgasm, this one causing you to gush even more around his fingers and he knew you were ready. He watched you slowly catch your breath as you blinked, your brain fuzzy from the pleasure but aware of the sound of him undoing his pants and shuffling them around his thighs, his hands coming to wrap your legs around his thin waist before he leaned over you, pulling down your shirt enough for him to place kisses along your chest as he slowly pushed in, a groan leaving him immediately.

"Così stretto (so tight)" he panted, hands grabbing your waist as he started moving, and it didn't take long for him to find that perfect speed that had the both of you trying to muffle your moans.

"Così buono, Cazzo! Così fottutamente bene (So good, Fuck! So fucking good)" he whimpered into your neck, his breaths coming out quicker as he started to lose himself.

"Voglio solo restare qui per sempre (I just want to stay here forever)" he moaned, breath fanning against your heated skin.

"S-Shit! Marko" you whined, teeth digging into your lip as you tried to be quiet, though the wet sound of skin on skin was beginning to grow louder.

"amo quando mi chiami, pregami per questo, urla per me…Io e solo io…Solo io (I love when you call me, beg me for this, yell for me…me and only me…Only me)" He panted, voice breaking as he moaned against your skin, nails digging into your thighs where he was now holding like his life depended on it as he drove into you, forehead pressed against your chest as he whimpered, his body winding tighter while yours grew tighter around him.

"Non durerò amore mio (I won't last my love)" he groaned, head lifting to meet your gaze but seeing your head thrown back, hair a mess from gliding back and forth along the beam, neck and chest flushed and on full display, your humming heartbeat tempting him. He watched as your back bowed when he hit that spot inside you, your breasts pressing up to him while he cursed once more at the sight. His hips stilling only for a moment so he could push your shirt up over your breasts, his hands returning to his own shirt and ripping it open. He'd deal with you scolding him for ruining another shirt later, right now he just needed to feel your skin against his. His movement returned just as you began whimpering, your hands reaching out for him and coming in contact with his now bare front. Your eyes opened and looked at him, his own eyes focused on you as his chest heaved, his stomach muscles moving and contacting with every thrust of his hips. You would scold him about ruining another shirt later, but right now all you could focus on was grabbing him and pulling him closer. Both of you sighing as your chests meet, the feeling on his cooler skin helping you cool down, while the feeling of your racing heart against his chest was only heating him up more.

"ho bisogno che tu finisca…perché non so quanto resisterò (I need you to finish..because I don't know how long I'll last)" he moaned against your neck, his hands lifting your legs higher while yours buried themselves in his hair, tugging at the curls and listening as he growled, his hips stuttering as he tried to hold out.

"Finisci con me,fammi sentire il tuo amore (Finish with me, let me feel your love)" he spoke, his hips picking up speed and strength, his sign that he was on the edge.

"Marko! Fuck baby I'm, Fuck!"

"Urla per me! Grido! Voglio che tutti sappiano che sei mio…Solo mio (Yell for me! Scream! I want everyone to know that you are mine…Only mine)"

"Shit! Marko I'm gonna cum! I'm! FUCK!" You yelled as he latched onto your neck, his fangs sinking in as he fed from you, his own hips stuttering as your heat tightened around him, refusing to let him go, so instead his body decided to let go. Lips red from the blood that now dripped down his chin as his head tilted upwards, eyes rolling back as his mouth opened, and a sudden shout left him while his hips slammed forwards repeatedly before stilling, his warmth painting your walls and filling you. After a moment both of you slowly drifted back down to reality while he leaned forward, lips gently kissing the bite mark as he closed it before nuzzling into your neck. More foreign words were softly spoken in your ear as Marko came down from his high, something that you had found out tends to happen every time. When he would lose himself in pleasure he completely forgot how to speak English, and even after it would take him a moment to resort back to it, you told him one day you wanted to learn Italian so that he didn't have to worry about you not understanding him. Though the look on his face was of both joy and embarrassment, and right now you wondered what sort of love stricken words was he softly breathing against your skin that he would normally be too embarrassed by.

"Il mio bellissimo amore (my beautiful love)" he breathed, kissing your cheek before lifting himself up and hovering over you, the feeling of him still inside you had the both of you moaning. You watched as he pulled out, your mixed finished slowly dripping onto the beams, and you watched as a shit eating grin spread across his face before he slipped his fingers inside, causing you to try to move away due to the sensitivity. But he held you with one hand, reassuring you as he pulled your combined spend from your abused hole. When he felt he had gotten enough he released you, sucking his fingers clean while looking down at the floor far beneath.

"What was that for?" You groaned.

"Christening the place" he smirked, popping his now clean fingers out of his mouth.

"There was enough to even drop down to the bottom" he laughed as you covered your face.

"Oh my God you are the worst" you groaned.

"Awe you know you love me" he teased while pulling your hands away.

"You better be glad I do" you smiled at him, watching as he leaned down to capture your lips in a kiss, a kiss that would have gotten heated had it not been for the sound of footsteps entering the area. Within a second Marko had his pants up, and your shirt righted before he picked you up and jumped out of the opposite side of the curtain just as a flashlight showed where you two had been. You listened as the man began to complain loudly about the "Godless couples who will Fuck anywhere" while Marko floated you both safely to the ground before grabbing your hand and pulling you towards the beach.

"That was way too close"

"At least they didn't catch us this time"

"Marko!"

"What?"

"Not funny" you stated, but still couldn't help but laugh.

"Where is the fun if there isn't a little risk" he smiled, still pulling you along.

"Where are we going anyways?"

"A spot I found on the beach yesterday"

"...Marko you're not suggesting"

"The night is still young baby, and I'm far from done with you"

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[yallmakemyassitch]

Tickletober Day 6 /// "I'm Not Ticklish!"

I'm so sorry for the late upload y'all! I got caught up in personal stuff so the comic's progression has been really slow. But regardless, I managed to complete it tonight (at the sacrifice of a few hours of sleep)! Hope you like and don't worry, more spicy prompts are coming your way! (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

Mort finally gets his revenge lol

Seriously they're such cuties I'll never get enough of their relationship 🥺

[askthemort]

*gives mort some candy* you’re such a little cutie 🥰

He’s munching

[br1ghtestlight]

finally watched the new bob's burgers ep!!! didnt record my thoughts as i was watching (bcuz I was lazy) but i thought it was a really good and fun episode :) very stylistically different from anything else they've done before but it was really interesting and i love how much they're experimenting w/ the stories they tell this season!! also the colors and vhs filter they used for this episode were GORGEOUS and immediately made it one of the most visually stunning episodes of the entire series like. wow

they DID NOT need to make louise an only child in her documentary film thingy after I came up w/ an extremely depressing au where she's an only child. like that HURT ME <\3

"also did you thank teddy, mort, rudy, jimmy jr, andy and ollie enough?? because they worked REALLY hard" aww thats so sweet they all worked so hard on making louise's film just for fun :( would love to know how they managed to convince jimmy jr to help them with this bcuz he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would typically put in that much effort. also the twins saying now that jimmy junior's dead they'll be their dads favorite son??? do they think jimmy jr is jimmy pesto's favorite?? (maybe bcuz they have the same name and he's jimmy JUNIOR)

rudy was such a sweetheart in this documentary :)

ANDY AND OLLIE WERE SUCH CUTIES!!!! LOOK AT THEM they're soo small <3

and i loved these perspective shots of louise we got so many cool perspectives of her bedroom that I feel like we've never seen before?? with gene and tina sitting on top of her loft bed it was just very interesting to see. and i love that they brought back the archery set that louise wanted for her birthday in season 13 and it seems like she DID end up getting it as a present for her birthday?? even if it's sad she couldnt end up using it. lots of tears :(

very fun episode and I love all the experimental episodes and storytelling they're doing this season!!!

[neolynne]

Pit Babe episode 13 rewatch/live commentary (part 1)

He's alive !!!!!

Babe's brain 😲🤯🥹

The little tremor of Babe's hand when he first touch Charlie

His little wet laugh and big smile, i'm happy seeing him happy

And he connected the dots

He really says the most heartbreaking thing while looking like an overexcited puppy

Charlie, we really need to talk about your low perception of yourself when it comes down to your importance in Babe's life

Is Charlie's power really gone ? i don't think so, it seems to easy...and it looks like he still have some of Babe's "senses"

I forgot to mention it, but this is my favorite Babe's outfit

Damn it Winner !

Was putting your hand on his hips really that necessary ?

Thank you Kenta ! I knew you could do it 🥹

Even Way look disgusted

And we are back to Way "shocked pikachu face"

Tony tony tony........espèce de vieux sac à m*rde, va bien manger tes morts

Cou*llon

Branqu*gnile

Toc*rd

and i could keep going with french insult but then this post gonna be waaaaayyyy to long

Why did they come inside the house ???......Bah, maybe the Wifi wasn't good enough outside

Now that not what i would have put as the title......

......new meme unlocked

Oh look, i spotted a little Kenta in the background, assisting (more or less) at the murder of a little child

Go Jeff !!!!

The horror on Way's face

A whole hostage taking wasn't in the "let expose Tony" plan i suppose

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I had to rewatch the same 3 second like 10t time just because i was obsessed by the way Pavel white t-shirt highlight his waist when Winner push Babe down (very bad screenshot ahead)

i can't say if that woman is scarred or exited.....because she turn her head toward Way and Pete just after Tony mention "2 enigmas"

Pavel looks way too good with blood on his face

NorthSonic, that it i have nothing to add... i mean even Winner clocked them.....

and our savior is here !

i think that Sonic purposely let Winner put his hand on the gun before stepping on it

I just love the little sounds that Pop does in this scene

Also i need this jacket

How i wish that we had this pathetic, whiny Winner all season instead of dipsh*t!Winner

Look at him, just a cutie patootie !

We all got the same image in our mind when he asked them "Will you give me love?" right ? RIGHT ?????

The pipeline from "we just need to steal some documents" to "shooting and killing his bodyguards" is crazy !......How are they not in jail for that ????

Ah......

AH !

Kenta🥺........

This man as no right to look that pretty while dying

He really had to do it until the very end ....

What do you think Jeff ?

At least he's honest

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[knightpunks]

in the “pizza party” mod for pizza tower theres a pony with a cutie mark thats just a png of mort the chicken from “mort the chicken” and i want to know how sad of a life you must lead to have your special talent be mort the chicken for ps1

[selfshipconfessionz]

I started rewatching Bobs Burgers and the blonde kid that always fights with Louise, Logan, is such a cutie! I don't usually selfship with shotas but he's so adorable I can't help but crush on him. I really like Mort too but there's NO fanfiction of them :(

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[jananabananawithnopeel]

Bonjour 🎅

Ton Santa attend la neige en prenant des notes.

En attendant, il se demande :

Quels sont tes ships exotiques préférés ?

Coucou 👋

J’ai l’impression que ça fait des années que j’ai pas vues de noël blanc. En même temps où j'habite, y’a pas trop de neige sauf parfois en février. En tout cas, je te souhaite de jolies matins plein de flocons !

Pour répondre à ta question, je vais considérer qu’exotique, c’est tout ce qui n’est pas canon ?

J’adore Guenièvre vraiment très beaucoup, c’est une cutie I mean just look at her 🥰

Dans ma tête, j’essaie toujours de lui donner un peu d’amour et de bonheur. Donc je pars du principe que tout le monde tombe plus ou moins amoureux d’elle 😌

J’ai un faible pour Guenièvre/Demetra (another cutie). Je partage d’ailleurs un headcanon/AU avec yumeka où Demetra est en fait la maîtresse de Guenièvre et pas celle d’Arthur.

Guenièvre/Edern friendship et/ou romance. J’ai plusieurs headcanons où Guenièvre et Edern se connaissent depuis qu’elles sont nées/petites puisqu'elles viennent toutes les deux de Carmélide et que Léodagan connaît assez son père pour la recommander à Arthur. Aussi, le trope du chevalier avec sa princesse toussa 👉👈 [insert le clip de “Cup Runneth Over” by Kiki Rockwell here]

Guenièvre/Alzagar un autre ship que je dois à Yumeka ❤️

Guenièvre/Attila (vous avez dit exotique ???) Celui là ca vient de l’episode 317

Arthur a ramené Grüdü, déguisé en femme. Attila : C'est la plus belle femme de Kaamelott ? Arthur : La plus belle. Attila : C'est Guenièvre ?

Et du coup la première fois qu’Attila voit Guenièvre pour de vrai c’est le coup de foudre (pour lui en tout cas).

Léodagan/Séli/Lancelot Bon, je dis pas ça que parce que j’ai co-écrit la seule fic avec ce ship mais listen si on prend le mec le plus puceau de Kaamelott et qu’on le met avec le vieux couple qui n’a aucun scrupule, aucune gêne et qui a probablement déjà tout essayé bin ça donne ce ship et c’est bien

Mevanwi/Lancelot listen LISTEN. EUX. Juste. Two vilain bitches. Ils se détestent, ils sont toxiques et ça me suffit.

Nessa/Kolaig Les deux disparaissent dans KV1 au même moment et on entend plus jamais parler d’eux

Le headcanon ici, c’est que Nessa non plus elle était pas complètement insensible au brun à bouclette qui écrit de la poésie en secret à sa maîtresse et vient de temps en temps leur parler à la fenêtre. Après sa chute, Kolaig n’est pas mort, mais il a quand même pris cher et n’est pas en état d’aller au rocher avec Arthur pour retirer Excalibur. Heureusement, sa sœur (celle dont le pâtissier de Kaamelott est amoureux) habite pas loin. Le choc initial passé d’avoir le roi et la reine de Bretagne (tous les deux présumés morts), ainsi que deux illustres chevaliers (c’est comme ça qu'ils se sont présentés) et son frère à moitié mort chez elle, elle accepte de garder son frère jusqu’à son rétablissement. Le problème ? C’est qu’elle doit aller chercher quelques herbes pour soigner son frère, mais Kolaig ne peut pas rester seul. Nessa, restée silencieuse jusque-là, saute sur l’occasion et se propose de rester et veiller sur lui. Arthur, Guenièvre, Perceval et Karadoc (enfin surtout Guenièvre) finissent par reprendre la route avec la conscience tranquille, Kolaig est entre de bonnes mains.

Uther!Yvain/Ygerne  Je suis tellement désolé de ressortir des trucs du fin fond de Tumblr mais ce crackship ne m’a jamais quitté depuis qu’il est discuté dans ce post. Je n’ai rien a dire pour ma défense I’d still read this ship.

Capito/Sallustius Je trouve qu'ils agissent comme un vieux couple marié. Ils me rappellent des gens que je connais.

Très curieuse de savoir ce qu'il leur est arrivé après qu’Arthur les ai viré de Bretagne et de l’ambiance sur le bateau pendant le voyage du retour.

La Dame du Lac/La Dame du Feu Je sais qu’elles ont genre 2 répliques, mais c’est pas ça qui va m'arrêter. Si elles sont pas besties elles sont soulmate, l’un comme l’autre ca me va.

J’ai beaucoup d’autre ship bizarre mais je me suis retenu et j’en ai mis que 10 voilà 😊

Et bientôt et passe une bonne fin de semaine petit Santa 💖

[banashee]

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[gollywobblessys]

Gollywobbles system

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we have C-DID and we are diagnosed. The system name is Gollywobbles (Stars/Star, They/Them)

The singletsona is Ty (He/Him)

the body is poc and is 19 years old. We live in France. We are in an exclusive relationship.

We support all systems, all origins and all experiences.

• DNI •

basic DNI Criteria: Homophobic, Transphobic, Xenophobic, Islamophobic, etc.

Misogynistic

Racist, Sexist, Ableist, Discrimination, etc.

Invalidates A Person's Pronouns / Gender / Identity

Pedophile, Sexualizes Minors, Jokes About R×pe, etc.

Supports, participates, tolerates, or justify any of the above.

Anti self-diag, Fakeclaimer

Use hpi, hpe, aspie,asperger and any shit like this

Minor

Les blogs

This account is the main account, everyone can use it

@kodz-uwu-ken > This blog mainly belongs to Kozume. he will publish things related to video games, without spoiling, take care. Others are likely to use it to talk about video games.

@bees-in-my-brain > This blog is mainly for Kuroo, Connie, kara etc, to tell their jokes and probably laugh about it among themselves. (it’s a bit of a corner for ADHD, simps and jokestars…)

@terminally-weird-sry > This one is Ty's. snake will only speak here because the main account is stressful for him, so remember to write to him here and not elsewhere. Mush will mainly talk about animals, snakes, autism. Its splits can also be expressed on it.

@were-fucked-but-its-fine more aggressive alters or those in split Bpd prefer to interact on this one.. Toga, Kara, Dabii, Athena and Mary are the main users.

@fill-us-with-wonder > This account is for our little ones and our regressors. It is mainly used by Terence and Cutie, who do not dare to interact with our loved ones, so don't hesitate!

@feel-free-to-infodump-pls > This is the account Kuroo created out of desperation, hoping that Titine and the travelers would provide information on this (spoiler alert: that won't happen)

@succus-inferni > This account is for Mary and Athena only !!

@the-marauders-are-in-the-place > for marauder fictif

@pimprenelle-framboise > Kara account (tw vent, mort, bcp d’anger issues et de bpd imo)

@ive-havard > Ive account (jsp trop pour les tw sûrement violence et nsfw)

@cherrydrums > Eijiro account

@croco-goddess > Athena account (j’espère qu’elle remettra se remettra à dessiner et postera des dessins)

@tabbyg1rl > Ziva (tw mort animal potentiellement)

@gu4rd1an-angel > Angel, potentiel tw général genre sur les traumas

@walkbyme > Renée, spoil aftg, tw violence

@zargang-leader > Zar, il parlera sûrement de pas grand chose

@your-fav-gh0st > Lovey, bcp de risque de tw divers et variés

@mr-millagher > Ian, tw crise probablement et gros simp

@sarouel-arg > Gaël, probablement peu de tw

@your-favorite-white-boy > Kaden, je sais pas ??

More blogs will likely be added over time

• Hashtag •

#Golly.vent Feel free to mute

#Golly.update Mise a jour sp ou autres

#Golly.save to put reblogs aside

#Golly.news what’s new on the system

#Golly.spam For spam, feel free to mute

#Golly.studies about school, no tw, feel free to mute

#Golly.fufu For the ferets hehe

#Golly.littles For the littles

[slapegg]

Had an idea for a follow-up to one of Zamiel's recent fan-MORT items for fun. Don't listen to the love tester, TG, you're a cutie-pie! To see the backstory for our robot-making morally gray AI addition to the gift shop, see Zam's page at: https://www.deviantart.com/dark-zamiel/art/SUAVE-the-Dating-Computer-946025338

And check out all the other posts on our Community page at: https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community

Thanks, Zam!