#morning dive

[sohannabarberaesque]

A moment of pre-dive fun with Gaga Wolf and the Divin' Wolf Pups

[Mise en scene: The shallows of some lake up in northern Minnesota where the Three Wolves happen to be spending a few days in diving. And after breakfast, besides; the notion of having to wait an hour after meals before any type of water sports having been discredited. And our party is essentially wearing themselves as much as mask/snorkel combis.] GAGA WOLF, with her rather charming looks and voice suggesting Zsa Zsa Gabor: I thought that for our freedive exercise this morning, we'd try diving for a bit of plastic tubing thrown into the water earlier this morning ... with fluorescent green tape on the ends, so as to know what we're after. BON-BON, Loopy De Loop's cheeky nephew: And what exactly would the plastic tubing contain, Gaga? GAGA WOLF: Once it's retrieved, you'll find out. [And with Gaga Wolf leading the way, Bon-Bon and Ding-a-Ling make their way into the watery depths of an early-morning lake in its clean coolness ... and at about 15 feet down, in some lake grass, is the plastic tubing which Ding recovers. Once opened back on shore--how about we let you leave this to your imagination?]

[sainz100]

2024 Brazilian GP | x

[cheerupqueerup]

Happy 4/13 to people who wear aviators and wield swords, short angry perfectionists, bitches with one arm, nerds with glasses, people stuck in dream bubbles, angsty teens on spaceships, people who have ascended to godhood by tragic means, annoying men with perfect hair, unstoppable eldritch horrors, people in alternate universes, platonic soulmates, ghosts, apocalypse survivors, and everyone else in The Locked Tomb series

[wickedisback]

Hey trans rights are under attack and I’m sad as fuck. Thankfully I have some fabulous fictional gay witches to distract me while the world burns 🔥

[dragonbma]

That freaking temple that I hate. That freaking temple that I hate. THAT FREAKING TEMPLE THAT I HATE.

Would you believe me if I said I accidentally printed stuff out too big and there’s like 15% more parallels I can’t add? Anyways. I’ll be decorating it later with beads and small arts. (Psst if you have a doodle of Vos, send it my way and I’ll try to print them all out.)

Look at these gorgeous beads. :]

[machveil]

..Pierced and uncut I say

okay okay okay I am listening and writing

CW: genital piercings

for König? hear me out… I originally thought he’d get a Prince Albert, but with further consideration I think he’d have a pubic piercing right on the base

maybe he got it in his early twenties because he thought it would be cool Virgin!König or maybe Inexperienced!König, he has a high pain tolerance so he figured ‘why not’. the experience wasn’t that bad for him, it still hurt and felt weird for a while, but it was manageable

it doesn’t matter if it’s oral or he’s sinking into you, his eyes are glued to where his piercing meets you. hips involuntarily stuttering when the piercing is snug, right against you - and he’s big, the entire sight of you taking him to his piercing has his mind swirling and brain oozing out his ears

for Simon “Ghost” Riley? nipples pierced too perhaps? uncut, rocking an ampallang. I see a lot of talk about him having a Jacob’s ladder, and I get the appeal for sure, but an ampallang scratches my brain right personally for Simon

gets it in his early thirties, maybe a birthday gift to himself after some mental debate. methinks Soap and Gaz joked about him getting his dick pierced and how ‘the ladies would love it, L.T.’ - definitely did not influence his decision

personal opinion, when Simon asks for ‘just the tip’ he means it - my man has restraint. he’ll lazy rut his tip against you, eyes half lidded as he fucks his tip into you. jaw slack as he watches the piercing dip in and out of you, sloppy streaks of cum painting your thighs when he pulls back a little

[yeyinde]

“When your need grows teeth” is so good I literally bite the pillow like a dog while reading it!!! I need to know more about Ghost and the ‘unlucky person was misfortune enough to unleash the muzzle on that particular dog’.!!!!!

haha i really didn't think people would pay much attention to it, tbh! i like adding little things like this into the stuff i write. a little story within a story, i guess. but i would love to flesh it out, since where it was this undertone of "oh, you..." (sort of cheeky, kinda sly when you looked at the bigger picture) with Price, it would more-so be, "oh, no..." with Ghost.

Price's original convo with Ghost would have been acknowledged as gospel and adopted into Ghost's own scripture for the longest time (since it's my weird little hc that Ghost uses Price as a yardstick for normalcy—or, almost like a needle in his morality compass), and then seeing Price give into those needs was sort of like this big moment that caused that compass to go haywire.

essentially, if Price is a starving dog, then Ghost is one on the verge of death, willing to sink his teeth into anything just to survive. and that's sort of the crux of it. in my head, Ghost would have been unleashed by this, but what took the muzzle off is his own MC, who thinks they're taking in this sick, old dog from off the streets, and helping it as much as they can, only to wake up and realise this dog is rabid. and it already bit them. but what really caused this poor person such misfortune was that little tossed in line by Price when he's volleying with Laswell about his status. Or damn near close to it. and that's what sealed their fate lmao. the implication that this baby is somehow more permanent than a ring.

idk! i like the idea of someone sweet, if a little naïve, being bit by him, a man who wakes up most days thinking he's still buried in a grave. or what happens when a living corpse feels heat for the first time in ages after being given a bed and a warm body with a soft touch. quite catastrophic, imo.

[chonkymoth]

no please don't go down please come back online you're soooo sexy

[mymarifae]

sooooooo when i jokingly said to myself "haha did ruan mei play aeonic necromancy on tingyun's remains or something" i wasn't expecting that to literally be the case what the fuck

[arson-09]

one of the many issues i find with sjms writing (and subsequently her fans) is that a character has to be perfect to be loved (this is acotar specific) hear me out ((apologies in advance for the somewhat rambling and nonsensical bits. its late lmao)

Just about everything Feyre and Rhysand do is justified. Rhysands entire list of evil actions from acotar is retconned. Him murdering those winter court children was suddenly by an unnamed daemati whos never brought up again, his sexual assault of feyre was “for her protection”, and in general the way he treated her UtM is okayed (sa is never justifiable, even in fictional media) and him keeping very important information about Feyres body from her is fine because he was doing it to spare her feelings (also never ok to keep information of ones body from the individual)

Feyre is allowed to destroy the spring court. No matter how you feel about Tamlins character the actions she took were extreme, petty, and useless. She collectively punished the citizens of the spring court because of her relationship with Tamlin and she believed him to be allying with Hybern. Which was hinted to her to be false and she could have read his mind at any point. Feyre also is a unreliable narrator but her word is taken as truth. When she has magical outbursts its nothing, she can treat her supposed friends like shit but shes still the better friend.

Together they constantly spout how perfect the other is. Especially Feyre about Rhysand, maybe its the mating bond but the bond is how sjm communicates her feelings about the characters (which i feel is evident in the Nessian bond) Feyre says rhysand is Good and Justified in everything he does, so you the reader must believe it too, right?

The rest of the Inner Circle also falls into this. Mor is allowed to unfairly treat Nesta like shit, Cassian is unquestioned when it comes to his mistreatment of his mate, azriel is a background tapestry, and amren is a whole different issue tbh.

Nesta is the outlier. She is not perfect and we know it because of how mistreated she is by the people that surround her. Cassian is a horrible partner, letting rhysand do and say what he wants to her, restricting her food and being very neglectful of Nestas mental health. Nesta is a flawed character but shes not an antagonist. Her flaws does not call for this sort of treatment. It is disgusting how sjm portrays Nestas character and her “healing arc”. Sjm says she loves nesta, but her treatment says otherwise.

Tamlin receives the brunt of this treatment. He is a flawed character but is not evil. Hes not even a real antagonist, just because he is not friends or on good terms with Feyre and Rhysand does not make him such. His allying with Hybern is used as reasoning for his mistreatment when its clear as day hes a double agent. Tamlin, while he struggles with emotional regulation, anger issues and communication is a very good high lord and his personal relationship with a character does not change that. His actions towards feyre are often called abusive but sjms writing fails to bring this observation to fruition. She fails to actually make him abusive and antagonistic because she accidentally writes her own outs by justifying similar behaviors from other characters.

If you have spent anytime on the majority side of the fandom you have seen the Feyre and Rhysand vs Nesta and Tamlin mentality. Nesta and Tamlin are hated while Feysand are treasured and its because sjm makes a perfect character for you to love so why would you root for the flawed characters hated by the narrative? Nesta and Tamlin are far more nuanced and interesting due to their imperfections, dislike by the narrative, and hatred from the majority fandom. (To note, Nesta and Tamlins characters are different ((although they have some striking similarities)) but their treatment is very equal. Which is why i, and many other people in the fandom compare and combine them so much)

Feyre and Rhysand through the narrative and fans are perfect and can do no wrong. Tamlin and Nesta are frankly evil and undeserving of love. Its intriguing to see this behavior and its almost unique to the acotar and booktok fandom. Which is why i find myself so focused on Tamlin and subsequently the fandom. its so odd and something i havent seen before that it gets stuck in my little adhd brain.

[sohannabarberaesque]

On a romantically Polynesian full-moon night in its uncharted reaches with Peter Potamus' twin nieces Peggy and Penny

[We find the twins walking the shore with a native gal perhaps wanting to explain some fascinating-type things] PENNY POTAMUS, rather dream-like: Ohhhh ... just being bathed in the glow of a full moon night such as this ... so wonderfully Polynesian, is it not? NATIVE POLYNESIAN GAL: I should say so ... and what could be a more wondrous experience than just lying on the beach, and in the morning pulling off some diving in the lagoon? PENNY AND PEGGY POTAMUS, together and excitedly: LET'S JUST GO FOR IT! NATIVE POLYNESIAN GAL, beaming: I knew you'd agree with the idea! [And what a feeling that turned out to be, including delightful displays where the hippopotamine nieces showed affection to the host with vaginal rubbing as a destressing tool ... not to mention quite the dive in the morning which saw some delightful arousal]

As reminder, Peggy and Penny Potamus are original Hanna-Barbera-inspired characters of mein own.

[sainz100]

🩵🩵

[enden-k]

i think out of everything, i will always prefer the aeons over the archons when it comes to gods and the greater ones.

the archons are more human-like in appearance and them mingling w humans or having like, goofy moments makes them more human. im not rlly complaining here btw, just stating facts. they have a clear gender identity and form they go with, a voice, they walk among humans, are just so close etc

meanwhile the aeons are just a mystery. they clearly are no human (so arent the archons but bc of their appeareance etc they just seem more human) but cosmic beings, coming in different shapes, going by a neutral "they" (i still see people refer to nanook as "him" bc of their appearance they chose), seeming more unreachable, they do not speak. the sounds they make are creepy and eerie as hell and jsut give you this feeling of smth otherworldly (IX and HooH are so scary to me but aha always cracks me up askjcb)

their appearance represent their path/their concept which is honestly the coolest thing ever and i could stare at them for hours studying all the details, making all the connections to their path

sickest designs fr, actual deities that feel like deities. would still smash nanook

[fieriframes]

[6:00 in the morning. Fellows, I said, my voice feeble, "I've got to get over here."]

[woozapooza]

THE SOPRANOS, SEASON 1, EPISODE 1

(Aired January 10, 1999)

[justsalpals]

-staring into the middle distance-

I miss akuroku