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bluastro-yellow · 6 months ago
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...that's not how it looked like in the simpsons
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qnewsau · 3 months ago
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'Very demure' trend helps TikToker pay for her transition
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'Very demure' trend helps TikToker pay for her transition
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US beauty influencer Jools Lebron has been in everyone’s heads for weeks and she’s made so much from a viral TikTok trend that she can now afford to pay for her gender transition.
TikTok star Jools Lebron, who is a trans woman, has been inescapable on TikTok for the past few weeks. Jools Lebron – and according to Out, other trans influencers like Selyna Brillare and Devin Halbal – have been making addictive videos on TikTok giving people real-life tips about “how to be demure”.
Her parody videos in which she explains what it means to be demure have been viewed millions of times.
Jools explains how to be “very demure” and “very mindful” in situations like work, job interviews, boarding a plane, checking into a hotel and more.
The most popular video and the one that appears to have started it all is Jool’s video explaining what is and isn’t demure in the workplace.
“You see how I do my makeup for work? Very demure. Very mindful,” Jools explains.
“I don’t come to work with a green-cut crease. I don’t look like a clown when I go to work, I don’t do too much.
“I’m very mindful while I’m at work. You see how I look very presentable? The way I came to the interview is the way I go to the job.
“A lot of you girls go to the interview looking like Marge Simpson and go to the job looking like Patty and Selma. Not demure.
“I’m very modest. I’m very mindful. You see my shirt? Only a little chichi out, not my chocho.
“Be mindful of why they hired you. Here’s your reality check, diva. What’s the name you’d like me to make it out to?”
@joolieannie #fyp #demure ♬ original sound – Jools Lebron
TikTok has changed her life
Jools’ advice, voice and cadence has been trapped in millions of people’s heads for weeks.
Earlier this week she posted a candid update that after more than 100 million views “TikTok has changed my life.”
“Hey pendeja, maybe you should make the videos. Maybe you should make the videos,” Jools said.
“Because one day, I was playing cashier and making videos on my break, and now, I’m flying cross country to host events.
“I’m going to be able to finance the rest of my transition. I finally said it without crying!”
Very demure, very mindful.
@joolieannie #fyp #demure ♬ original sound – Jools Lebron
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nei-ning · 4 years ago
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Had 3 dreams last night, but I don’t remember the first 2 ones anymore - even that I do remember them being vivid and feeling important. But the third dream I remember since before I fell back to sleep, I asked Archangel Michael to keep me protected, not letting anything negative to come to me during my sleep. Only letting energies and beings from Unconditional Love and Light to come.
In the dream I was visiting my grandmother with mom and sis. While mom and grandmother were in another room, sis and I sat in the living room. The house looked different than her normal home. Then sis suddenly told me about this event what was coming up like in that evening / night or in the next. Very soon either way. It was an event where people and creatures all around the Universe came to have sex and / or find their partner and get married. It felt more like some sex festival to be honest :’D I didn’t understand WHY she would suggest us to go there. I didn’t want to but after a while I decided it won’t hurt to go there to take a look. It didn’t mean I would have to have sex there even if I would go there.
Before going there we had to get changed since no regular clothes were allowed. You either went there naked, dressed in sexy way (what you thought to be sexy) or in a some sort of wedding dress. It was either Patty or Selma from the Simpsons who was actually doing my hair as I sat on the chair. She did make my hair very pretty! I had most part of my hair open and it was long with orange colored and with some braids there and there. I also had some beads put on my hair for decoration. I really loved my hair :D
After this sis and I went to this event, sitting on a bench near the open area with few other human / beings. I felt nervous as I sat there while wearing ivory colored, slightly wedding dress looking dress (mermaid style). I sat sideways, my back facing the direction where we had came from. As I watched all those people on that open area, just walking by or talking with each other, small female alien creature of some sort, walked past us saying out loud;
“He better come to talk to you. He should know we introverts don’t approach and talk.”
I instantly recognized myself in her sentence and I felt like she said it so that I would hear it. I am introvert and I know I would never approach a man if I would be interested about them. That’s why I kept hoping he would approach me - since I could FEEL him there. I just KNEW he was there somewhere, even that I had never seen him or have any other contact on him. I just wished he would find me.
Next the night had come and some of us were talking in the area (under moon’s light) which was cleaned forest so to say. There were trees standing in perfect lines further away from each other, nice fresh and soft looking grass growing from the ground. There was wide natural road - also covered by grass - which lead to some sort of mansion or palace. I’m not sure which one since I never went that far since I’d been warned: Night was dangerous time. I’m not completely sure why, but I feel that people / beings got either kidnapped or killed at this area during the night.
However, there was someone with me my whole time as I was there. It was not human, that much I can tell. I never saw him since he kept standing slightly behind me on my right side all the time. But I still know he was wearing white glowing “dress” of some sort which also had some golden decorations on the shoulder areas. He was tall and I know he had horns. Small horns but they were golden. His skin was white - like so freaking pure white that it was glowing! I felt so safe and calm with him, knowing I was okay with him.
As we stopped on small hill, trees reaching towards the night sky from the ground area below us, I looked at the sky. It was beautiful. Dark sky with lots of stars and few misty clouds - just what I really love in real life too.
Suddenly I noticed 2 stars which were moving forward side by side. Suddenly there formed third “ball” between them, shaping in size and form. It became misty cloud before it vanished. Then those 2 balls stopped in a perfect spot on the sky right in front of our eyes and merged together. They transformed into a big and so bright ball, lighting the sky and land brighter than a full moon! It was beautiful! And so bright (but not blinding)! Then some sort of “hiss” sound was heard and little ball shot out from the right ball above it, exploding without a sound. It was a firework! It was white and sparkly. Very pretty even that it was small - and I knew there was no fireworks in the area.
Then the big light ball turned smaller and 6 or 7 small balls appeared on the sky in a form of a flower! I watched this show with a smile on my face, feeling so happy but most of all calm. I knew this was very special and only I - from all of those people and beings what had come to this event to have sex with anyone willing - saw it with the white male by my side.
I knew these white orbs were actually UFOs and I was truly happy they performed to me. However I had to leave. I don’t know did they leave too as this white male being gently escorted me to turn around. He didn’t speak out loud, not even telepathically, but I could sense his messages. There, at the edge of the forest on the left side, was huge red tunnel. He “told” me I have to go through it since it was my time to get married. My soon-to-be husband was waiting for me. And I knew he was right. After all I had sensed him earlier in the dream. I KNEW he was there, but while I knew and felt he was my mate - it also felt he wasn’t 100% my true mate. He may had been 80-90% right, but not 100%. But still, I was going to marry him. Thinking about him made me happy.
So I stepped into the red tunnel, him not following me there. I instantly met my sis there. She had a veil - which I already hated when I saw it :’D It had some white lace there and there, but mostly it had been done from darker red-green-rusty red-orange yarn by knitting.
I placed it on my head, this big and heavy knitted part coming on top of my head and partly landing on my eyes. I told sis I hated it, that it was heavy and ugly (like it honestly was) but still I decided to wear it, promising to myself that when I step into the room / place where the wedding is being held and I see my future husband, I will rip that horrible thing off on my face and toss it on the ground since I wanted to see my husband. With this thing on I wouldn’t be able to see him. But I think that’s why my sis was there, to make sure to escort me in the right place so that I wouldn’t get lost since I couldn’t see so well.
Sadly I never get to finish the dream since Verti woke me up. (1.5.2021)
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surveysonfleek · 7 years ago
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5000 Question Survey Pt. 45
4301. Suggest a question for the 5,000 question survey: anything not super outdated. 4302. What's your preferred form of artistic expression (writing, drawing, musicianship, etc...)? photography. 4303. Name one thing that's overrated: taylor swift. Name one thing that's underrated: sza. 4304. Are the beatles overrated? never really listened to them so i can’t be one to judge.
4305. Do you smoke? if so, what brand? yes, winfield. 4306. Why do you choose to listen to the music you listen to? i like the way it sounds and i relate to it the most. 4307. Does music these days suck? well they aren’t as good collectively as they were years ago. 4308. Are personal ads acts of desperation? not at all. 4309. Have you ever been/are you a vegetarian? never been. 4310. Who are the three most important musical artists in your life? i couldn’t cut it down to three tbh. 4311. do you find it disrepectful when contemporary musicians cover older ones? not at all. it’s like paying homage to an artist they looked up to. How about when people attribute the writing of these songs to the bands that only covered them? meh. 4312. Do you believe in arming civilians? no. 4313. Do you find desolation and darkness sometimes beautiful? eerily beautiful. sometimes. 4314. If you were drafted to fight in Afghanistan, would you willingly and proudly go? nope. my country would never do that anyway. 4315. What is people juice? i don’t want to know. 4316. Isle or window seat? aisle because i hate bothering random people so i can go to the bathroom multiple times. 4317. What is your Favorit Simpsons character? the grammar omg. i like patty and selma tbh. 4318. Have you ever been to Mexico? no. 4319. Are people that wear glasses more or less attractive? neither? i don’t judge someone’s attractiveness from their glasses lol. 4320. What sucks more, a Mini Van or SUV? i hate driving behind both. 4321. Are the days of writing and mailing letters lost? somewhat. not completely. 4322. What do you think about right before you go to sleep? it changes every night. 4323. Do I ever cross your mind - anytime? no. 4324. Have you ever solved a Rubix Cube? nope :( 4325. Why is everyone so emotionaly and spiritually dead???? Are YOU?? no. 4326. What can you feel BURNING UP inside your head? nothing. 4327. What life experiance do you have? travel for the most part. 4328. Have you ever hit rock bottom? What was that like for you? not completely. i never want to go there. 4329. Are you self destructive? somewhat. 4330. Are you very extreme? no. 4331. Are you completely full or do you feel empty? in between. 4332. Can you turn the whole world inside out? no lol. 4333. Are you potentially a criminal? not at all. 4334. Where is your PASSION?? i’m actually not sure anymore. i sorta lost it. 4335. Why do we hide our souls? do we? 4336. How many times have you lied today? Did you just lie to that question? i haven’t yet. no. 4337. Do you always notice when you are lying? usually. i hardly lie. 4338. Do you think that lieing is so built into our culture that we can't help it? not for me. 4339. What are fighting against? What are you fighting for? Why aren't you fighting? boring. 4340. Give the following things a rating. One is compltely normal, ten is completely crazy/rebelious. tattoos: 3 no pircings or tattoos: 1 piercings: 2 pink hair: 5 openly discussing sex: 6 bob marley: 4 green hair: 6 extreme emotion: 6 a tie: 1 spiked bracelets: 7 4341. What'd you think of the grammys? it gets more and more boring every year. 4342. When you see the stars and the waves crash in how do you feel? i haven’t seen that in a long time. 4343. What do you think about under a midnight sky? pretty when it’s clear. 4344. Who are 'they'? ask dj khaled haha. 4345. Who cares what they think??? not me! 4346. Do you ever let them stop you? nope. 4347. What would you do if there were no limits? There are no limits. Go Do it. lmao. 4348. Will you dance with me? no, i hate dancing. 4349. Will you drink yourself on the floor with me? clearly running out of questions here... 4350. Will you sleep in the streets with me? no. 4351. Courtney love or Madonna: musically? madonna. personality wise? eh, tie. looks? madonna. 4352. Do you have a negative attitude towards the opposite sex? i won’t lie, sometimes. 4353. Can you imagine anything that would seriously improve the world? a cure for cancer. 4354. Have you read the book Venus in Furs? Did it turn you on? no. 4355. Velvet Underground with or without Nico? idk them. 4356. Is there any similarity between what eminem is doing and what manson is doing? don’t listen to either. 4357. Who wants to be your dog? no one. 4358. Are you SURE you aren't pretentious(I've been reading SOME surveys that sound pretentious to me)? i’m not. 4359. Can you understand and express subtle and complex ideas? it depends on the topic of conversation. 4360. Is writing akin to thinking for you? no, i’m not a good writer at all. 4361. What do you imagine it feels like to be a member of the opposite sex? powerful. lol. 4362. Bowie's Outside, can you tell who the murderer is? idk this. 4363. Are you a bad banana with a greasy black peel? nope. 4364. What do you think of the Atkins diet? short term weight loss. 4365. 'If it bleeds, I will fuck it' How does that make you feel? pretty disgusted. 4366. The greatest shock rocker of all time is: idk. The most pathetic shock rocker is: 4367. Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, or Red Dragon? none. 4368. If Dr Lechter were to visit you what would you do? he’s not real so.... 4369. Who is your favorite director of movies? i don’t really have one. 4370. What is Kubrick's best film? i only know of one. 4371. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. I don't want anybody else. When I think about ___ I touch myself. you. 4372. Are you overly confident and blinded to your own fraults? If you were you probably wouldn't know the extent of it. is this even a question then? 4373. Do you like: King Crimson? no to all. Emerson Lake and Palmer? Tajmahol? Republic? Thursday? 4374. Do you write your favorite bands on your clothing? no lmao. 4375. Are you wild and crazy? not anymore. 4376. Do you party like River Pheonix? no. 4377. What is it that you still are hiding? my potential. 4378. How attractive is a girl is a suit? How attractive is a guy ina dress? i’d have to see if they can rock it first. 4379. Why is it more acceptable for a girl to dress like a guy than for a guy to dress like a girl? ask society. 4380. Why is being a girl seen as somehow something LESS than being a guy? idk. 4381. What are three things you value? life, family/friends, opportunities. 4382. What are three things you normally do that go against those values in some way? not make the most of it. 4383. Name three things society in general values? money, looks, success. 4384. Name three behaviors that society accepts as normal that go against those values? no. 4385. Name three highly specific things you look for in a potential mate? good hygiene, genuinely kind and loyal, a drive to become successful. 4386. Who is the basis for your comparison when choosing a partenr? haha my boyfriend? 4387. Have you ever given someone multiple orgasms or received them yourself? both. 4388. The older generations thought the beatles were hip. Now they think today's music is shocking. What could music evolve into that people might find more shocking ten years from now? this survey was made over ten years ago... so look at the music now. mumble rap is rising. 4389. Do you have any motives for your actions other than anger and lust? sure. 4390. Would you be more likely to rape someone or to kill someone? kill. 4391. What have you read by James Baldwin? nothing. 4392. Can you read Naked Lunch straight through in one sitting? nope. 4393. Are you a snob? If yes, in what regards? no. 4394. Fill in the blank. ___ is all there is. love. 4395. Is common sense dead? i hope not. that’d be stupid. 4396. Are you unapproachable? sometimes. 4397. Are you the kind of person strangers like to talk to? yes, for some reason lol. 4398. Do social interactions enerize or drain you (in general)? it’s draining nowadays. 4399. What's the longest you have ever gone between sexual encounters? the first eighteen years of my life. 4400. Compare John Lennon and Kurt Cobain: no.
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