#more pineapple juice

[fieriframes]

[SO WE GOT THIS ALL MIXED IN. WHAT'S NEXT? SOME PINEAPPLE JUICE... AND MORE PINEAPPLE JUICE. YEAH. QUILIBET LIBRORUM XXIII DE ILLIS IN PARTE SERMOCINATUR? YEP, GOTTA GET THAT TANG. WU-TANG. THERE YOU GO.]

[wardensantoineandevka]

drinking a pineapple mimosa out of a wine bottle is the mood for the day, huh

[thunderheadfred]

Me, almost out of the first trimester, staring down a bowl of soup like I’ve never seen a more formidable opponent: listen you picky little chest burster, I swear to god you have to let the host body eat some fucking protein, it’s mission critical

The creature inside me, eyes glowing red: MORE PINEAPPLE

[aroaceofthesea]

did i ever tell you about that one time a racist conspiracy theorist came to me & my friends to try to convince us to be too and when we drew the line when he started calling black ppl dumb he was like. so youre telling me that a black guy is faster, has it bigger than me AND is smarter than me? as in gotcha! and one of us was like. that doesnt seem very difficult sir

[thenarrativefoil]

bitch

[blorboresidue]

ahhh man I was weak and drank some juice thinking How Bad Could It Be and well the answer is. very bad I'm so fucking itchy

[definetelynotavampire]

How are artists creative. in my head is only that clown mf o(-(

[milo-is-rambling]

I made a drink where it’s impossible to taste the alcohol fuck yes

[tariah23]

The feeling you get right after bitting into a roasted tomato is the exact same one you get if you were to bite into a roasted pineapple, my god 😭…

[thenarrativefoil]

I tried rice noodles/wraps and bao last night and didn't have any kind of reaction. BIG IF CONSISTENTLY TRUE!!!!

[jamba-employee]

why do I have MULTIPLE coworkers with strong opinions about the aloha pineapple not having any frozen pineapple in it, despite having pineapple in the name. girl (gender neutral) it tastes like a pineapple what do you want

[eva-does-its-best]

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Peach juice, please?

i love you sober friendly spaces i love you restaurants w mocktails on the menu i love you social events not hosted at bars i love you bringing non-alcoholic drinks to parties i love you shamelessly being sober so people know it’s accepted i love you not making fun of ppl who don’t drink i love you still inviting people who don’t drink to social events where ppl are drinking if u know they’re comfortable w it i love you normalizing not drinking

[tea-understands]

tfw by the time you finally get dinner ready you aren't feeling like eating any more

[donadacasa]

Blue Lagoon Margarita Recipe This blue lagoon margarita made with blue curaçao and pineapple juice is a delicious, tropical margarita that really stands out from the crowd.

[quarterlifekitty]

How do you think it'd go if you asked the men to drink pineapple juice bc their nut tastes like battery acid due to those MREs, energy drinks and not enough water in their diet 👀🤭

Gaz- I think he already drinks pineapple juice fairly regularly because it’s my personal niche head canon that a Patch of Blue is one of his favorite movies and he likes thinking of Selena enjoying her pineapple juice. So he’s all good.

Soap is throwing back smoothies like no one’s business if it means you’ll suck him off more. Like you’re gonna have to talk him down because I amount of sugar going into him… isn’t good.

Ghost is fine with cumming on your face if you don’t wanna swallow, birdie. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a pearl necklace.

Price will try it, mostly because he wants to see if it can actually make a meaningful difference. It’ll be like your own little science experiment.

König’s dick has led him places he wouldn’t go with a gun. He will do this for you.

Nik will do it on the condition that you do it too— he wants to see if it’s possible for you to get any sweeter than you already are.

[zorbik-guligan]

Rune magic that keeps the silver ware in perfect condition and keeps the bowls and plates at the perfect temp to preserve the flavor and alchemy to enhance the natural flavor and texture of food as well as the benefits lemon zest chicken now cures scurvy and enhances muscle growth while the plate keeps it hot even if its freezing cold in the room and the knife and fork are in perfect condition making slicing the chicken a breeze good eating isnt just about the food its about the place you eat too runes that keep the lighting and humidity at the best level you want the best dinner than you need more than good food you need friends and a proper place to eat you can have 5 star roast be ruined by a hot room and loneliness

"Fire mages can make the perfect roast. Ice mages can create shaved ice from thin air. Even necromancers can make walking ham that will slice themselves for the guest. What can YOUR meagre magic do on the greatest arena of all: The dining table?"