#more arms

[sourcreammachine]

no. arms. i need arms. i need more arms. i need another pair of arms emerging from a second pair of shoulder blades about halfway down my ribcage. and possibly a second additional pair near the base of my ribcage for good measure. and i need them all to be fully wired into my brain so i can properly manipulate all of them at once and do multiple little tasks all at the same time. i need arms. i need lots of arms. i need so many arms. like i have really dexterous feet as far as feet go and i use them to pick up things and move things and do things like all the time. imagine if i had arms to do even more with. with my arms. with my many, many pairs of arms. i could be on the hob making my concarne with two of my arms, and also holding a beverage, and also holding my phone watching a video of other people with arms. we could go to the arms convention. we could discuss what it’s like to have arms. we could track down and bully people with two arms (the only incorrect number). i could shake the hands of six business associates all at once. i could hold six brollies to stop six people getting wet. with my arms. i could pet the dog at a much increased efficiency if i had arms. you don’t understand how much i need the arms. i need arms. give me arms. give me more arms

i wish i had a tail i think everything would be better if i had a tail

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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[olivewinterleaf]

Improve productivity - grow more arms.

[smoosie]

(Which arm, Viktor, huh ? Which one ??)

They were not a couple so, Jayce (who had a very bad day and just wanted to hug it out) proceeded to freak out, backed out of the lab and never mentioned it again but, Astral Viktor, that mf ? He'd be delighted to remind Jayce of that moment in time, of that missed call and watch him die from embarrassment and resentment over himself

(I'm glad they've never beaten the gay allegations and never will)

[ashioksdaydream]

Sometimes family is just a suicidal terrorist, a tired henchman and a kid with a funny hat

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[officialspec]

what are we, some kind of league of legends?

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[franeridart]

I love dragon btw

[canonkiller]

lord of a land that hungers

thinking about @sanctus-ingenium 's said the black horse. again. read said the black horse with me

[ashrayus]

rough night

[shinshinyuu]

For someone who always talks about wanting an extra pair of arms, I have not a single 4 armed Oc.

[letswonderspirit]

Another outfit doodle

[chloesimaginationthings]

These clown animatronics in FNAF wild as hell..

[proxycrit]

Linktober day 10: the fire temple

Ghosts cry too, you know.

(The desecration of a loved one vs the undying determination to help preserve the future… a tale as old as time memorial. The sage of fire had sealed himself in his temple, preserving his soul in preparation for the day Rauru’s seals were to break with Mineru’s technology. But the Malice does what it does best— corrupt and twist, until nothing was left except a dying wish.)

Unfortunately, nobody knows ancient Goronese. So that story’s sort of going right over their heads and nailing rauru’s weepy ghost in the skull.

This au is called Familiar Familiar, and is totk without the time travel! I’m basically building my own lore at this point.

Patreon!

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing