#morbid meme

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[mxmorbidmidnight]

Broke: tell my parents I’m a medieval goose shapeshifter eternally bound to tormenting the English monarchy

Woke: talk about geese and medieval Europe 24/7, send cryptic messages in Shakespearean into the family group chat and replace common words such as hello with honk so that family members now communicate with me through goose sounds as a “joke” without realising I have tricked them into supporting my identity. Honk honk you hath been fooled

[some-weird-artist]

yes.

[cemeteryplots]

[gunmny-shark]

[hellothisiskiko]

[curiositysavesthecat]

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ok i understand the show dexter is about a literal serial killer but i feel like netflix should include "comedy" in this

[mxmorbidmidnight]

inspired by this post, this post and this post.

[mapplesand]

How Morbid Minds characters would react if you asked their pronouns

Marco : what the fuck does that mean

Tristan : like when people refer to you, they use he so your pronouns are he/him

Marco : well yeah i'm a guy why would they call me something else

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Tristan : he/him but i've been told I look like a "he/they" i'm not sure what they meant by that though ? thanks ? maybe ?

Marco : he/they on my dick like a femboy or whatever

Tristan : Marco you need to cut it out with the femboy bullshit

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Josh : what ? I'm not huh... I'm not gay or something

Tyler : this is not a question about sexuality Josh

Josh : well i dont care, whatever, I don't understand all that, I don't have pronouns

Tyler in a flat tone : how progressive

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Tyler : Carmen jokes about me having green hair and pronouns, which is stupid because everyone has pronouns, I don't really understand the joke

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Klara : isn't it obvious ? like duh, i'm a girl

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Kip : oooooooo okay so everyone uses "he" for me, but "they" is cool too and like, okay, get this, neo pronouns, you ever think about neo pronouns ? pronouns that are neo ? ze/zim ? like zim from invader zim

Klara : what the hell are you rambling about Kip

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Carmen : I've got pink hair and pronouns

(Tyler in the background : this joke is not even funny, you are avoiding the question)

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David : we should do a pronouns check, what a wonderful idea ! mines are he/him, i think ?

[rireviews]

[bean-writes]

I am never going caroling at the psychiatric hospital again. In hindsight, singing “Do You Hear What I Hear” was not a great idea.

[sleepydumplingprincess]

[fauvester]

Jenny whenever manny’s on some nonsense

[serial-serializednovelreader]

Brontë Bites- Wuthering Heights - Chapter 6

Heathcliff watching Cathy and the Linton family being all cozy while he’s outside in the rain:

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[mxmorbidmidnight]

To my moots, if you were a herd animal I would sit on your back and eat all your bugs and scream on top of your antlers. I will also walk with my pointy bird feet on you and pick peck at your fur.