#moose is a moose but he's also good

[monstergraffiti]

sour watermelon candy 🍉🍉

[mooseonahunt]

The way I wanna see Luis go completely apeshit and just start doing things that he wouldn’t do in canon. In canon we know he feels immense guilt for his past and wants to make up for it all. We see him trying to do good over and over again. He wants to redeem himself and prove he’s changed.

But a part of me so badly wants him to kinda just,, lose the plot for a hot minute. The whole “be the monster they always said you were” kinda ordeal. He gets left for dead after the Krauser attack and nobody came back for him so he’s kinda bitter about it. I know it would be out of character because of what we’ve seen him go through and do, but… I do kinda wanna see it happen anyway.

[lyril]

lumpus is a fascinating specimen glad theres other people also fond of him

HE SURE IS i will be honest i almost like him a Little Too Much because i Also live in my fantasy world of make believe where camp lazlo is a little more than a 6.4/10 show (I STILL LOVE YOU SWEETHEART!) and instead also includes all my insane 20k spiels of backstory stringing and talks about character writing but

(also. i do think it's funny how popular slinkman is in comparison, i love him just as much, but i actually see people mention really liking slinkman pretty frequently if someone happens to posts about camp lazlo which is GOOD because he DESERVES IT MAJORLY but the lumpus bug has Also caught me something awful even though i hate him and he sucks so i'm alone adrift in the world out here...)

edited this just for him

[masked-disciple]

I haven't posted the art I'm currently working on publicly at all, but here's a WIP of a giant groupshot I'm doing.

Four of nine system members have been drawn in flat colours; left to right is Mask, Nyazu, Al, and Goni.

South's up next, then Sailor Kaz + Edgeworth + Pale + Dohko; then shading hell and combining everyone into a family photo.

[enhanced-operatives-division]

What do you think are some of Juniper’s favorite drinks? You think he’s a cocktail guy?

That guy tried beer once when he was 15 and vowed to never touch it again. ANYWAYS -

We know he's a wine guy from ieytd 2 (brah has a wine CELLAR) and I think he VERY MUCH enjoys fruity cocktails. The less like alcohol it tastes, the better

[rangersgirl73]

in these trying times i want to thank the bottom 6 and jonathan quick for being competent

[miniimoose]

i am cringe and i am free

just drew my first attempt at a comic? and it came out pretty good. I might digitally draw this some time, but uploading this in case I dont.

[pass-the-5sauce]

MICHAEL AND MOOSE CONTENT MICHAEL AND MOOSE CONTENT

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[flatstarcarcosa]

AU pov: we’ve been riding in silence for a few hours and something akin to...peace, has settled over the van. sam’s relatively sure no one is following us, and begins, ever so slightly, to relax.

and then i pop off with, “hypothetically speaking, say you used a zombie deer to flush out and tire bigfoot-”

[navysealt4t]

What does mooses say. Are they meese? Messi? Do they go “moo” or are they like Pokémon and say “moose”

Meese, maybe.

Maybe mooses

Moosi?

- silly goofy anon

hehe i think the plural is just moose??? but ive heard ppl say mooses lol

and moose are so funky they make weird sounds. and like when hunting moose you can mimic the sound to draw them closer and also like mimic the sound of their antlers scraping on trees !!! the sound the make is rlly funny

listen to these guys!!!!

[youngpettyqueen]

😂👏 You’re valid too—he’s not really my type appearance-wise either, but the beside manner and Team Dad tendencies had me like 🤤 pretty quickly.

The moment he didn’t put up with Flagg’s use of slurs, I knew I was in deep.

I respect the desire, he's a very good dude. I could write whole essays on how much I love Hawkeye tbh. im a sucker for characters who are just genuinely good people trying their best in extreme circumstances

I dont even know if I have a specific moment I can pin the beginning of my love for his character to. I liked him a lot right from the get go, though I do remember really appreciating how quickly he made it clear he wouldnt put up with slurs and racist bullshit in The Moose. that episode has a lot of flaws and is very heavy with white saviour tropes, but ive always appreciated how it established that Hawkeye and Trapper are anti-racist and just anti-bigot in general

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

I mean snakes have shit vision. Best this man is getting is the ability to 'see' body heat. God imagine if that's the reason everything is overtly opulent with him, it's because he can see it better and it's the reason why paintings done by him use very bright and contrasting colours, because otherwise he has a hard time seeing it.

probably means that Fulgrim relies on his other senses more which means he usually identifies people by smell. Ferrus is easy because ferrus has metal hands. Sanguinius is easy because Sanguinius normally wears a lot of jewelry and I bet you anything Fulgrim has given Sanguinius some very pretty yet very contrast jewelry to wear, especially over his wings to help Fulgrim remember that this brother has massive ass wings and that he needs to do a wider birth around Sanguinius, because he might knock into his wings otherwise.

Thinking about visually impaired Fulgrim again… specifically him beeing born with some vision and loosing most/all of it over time

[inutaffy]

i was so caught up in the archie/V breakup euphoria i didnt even stop to consider the reggie/V demon

[isakvaltersnake]

things from the 2001 television programme band of brothers that haunt me to this day:

- we’re paratroopers lieutenant, we’re supposed to be surrounded. not to be your 60 year old military obsessed uncle about it but that line goes hard

- nix’s little giggle he does sometimes

- I’ll never forgive them for leaving gene’s medic training out of their training montage. in fact you know what? go back in time, film a parallel sequel of the other 9 eps from gene’s pov

- popeye’s “they called you guys too?” and the way his accent specifically scratches my brain

- they gave me moose heyliger and his massachusetts accent for like 20 minutes then the narrative snatched him away from me and i still miss him

- the way meehan looks at winters after he tells him to close the flap, in fact let’s talk about how every single one of winters’ commanders are obsessed with him in one way or another he truly is the it girl

- the chaos and fear that precedes gene and the calm and comfort that follows him

- I know everyone thinks “we’ll go to chicago, I’ll take you there” is the insane line but the one that actually makes me lose sleep is “what, and give up all this?” THAT MAN SAID I WOULD RATHER LIVE THROUGH THE HORRORS OF WAR THAN HAVE LIVED MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU

- alley is So Beautiful and I don’t think we collectively talk about it enough

- babe being some rando replacement in episode three and whilst his other replacement friends are being absolutely roasted he is immediately adopted by bill and then gets gene fucking roe of all people to connect to him?? he’s too powerful I need to study him

- speirs being this ghoulish terrifying boogeyman until lip is anywhere near him then he’s suddenly dimples and kicking his feet and giggling

- speaking of lip and speirs their little sarcastic in jokes, lip finishing speirs’ sentences fml it’s giving married

- you been working out? IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?? LIEB YOU SLUT?? THEN YOURE GONNA LAY IN HIS BED WAITING FOR HIM??? insane behaviour

- the unexplored but high potential friendships and the way I wanted like 16 more episodes for shifty and lip, nix and luz, nix and web, sisk and perconte, winters and gene, grant and tab, lieb and alley, speirs and harry, etc

- the more haggard and bitchy nix gets the hotter he gets. he also must be studied.

- “you should pack up those ears and go home” ok sobel kinda ate with that one ngl

- speaking of sobel the little confused/bewildered/piss-pants faces he makes david schwimmer the actor you are

- the silly little wide stance pennywise ass run hall does before he gets murked RIP king

- klepto speirs ilysm

- joe toye and his brass knuckles are v sexy

- sink letting nix give winters his oak leaves was very shipper girl of him

- lip harry nix speirs winters in the eagle’s nest dream blunt rotation

- the unsustainable amount of cunt served by nix, frank, babe, and luz at all times is truly a marvel

- tab really checked lip’s dick and balls mid battle and honestly that’s friendship

- bit parts for simon pegg, tom hardy, andrew scott, james mcavoy, michael fassbender, jimmy fallon ?? bob casting director you will always be famous

- peacock is so fine if he was even a little good at his job I’d be obsessed with him (special shout out to the scene of him getting sent home on furlough)

- I could list out every one of their meaningful little moments together but really it’s babe and gene just tethering and grounding each other and how they seem to gravitate to each other out of blind instinct? that’s some Brontë whatever our souls are made of bullshit I’m afraid

- ok I know I said I wasn’t talking about little meaningful moments but gene staring across the convent at where babe is sitting, lost in the peace

-bull in replacements getting imprinted on by a bunch of baby ducks and being SO PLEASED ABOUT IT he’s not the stepfather, he’s the father that stepped up

- speaking of, the underutilization of bull in the back half is such an out of character bad call

- you are officers, you are grown ups, you oughta know. HE’S RIGHT AND HE SHOULD SAY IT AND THAT’S ON GENE BEING THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO TELL OFF WINTERS

- I know nix and winters are married and whatever but the real married couple behaviour is luz constantly pissing off joe and joe immediately letting it go

- lip and speirs and their mutual competency kink

- I’M REAL SORRY FRANK skinny ilysm

[atavist]

In March 2023, Levi Axtell bludgeoned his neighbor Larry Scully to death with a shovel and a moose antler. The shocking crime has divided their small Minnesota town.

Atavist issue no. 151, ANATOMY OF A MURDER, is now live:

It didn’t take long for a substantial cohort of people in Grand Marais to elevate Levi to the status of folk hero. In their view, what he did was in service of the greater good. Brandy Aldrighetti, a sexual-abuse survivor who lived near Larry, told the Star Tribune, “To me, Levi is like St. George who slayed the dragon—he killed a monster.” Kelsey Valento, a Grand Marais resident and mother, posted an article about the murder on her Facebook page with a comment addressing Levi directly: “I stand by you for removing a horrible nasty pedophile from this community.” ... There’s another side to public opinion, and its defining feature is dismay. The Cook County News Herald published a letter from Jim Boyd, a Grand Marais resident and retired newspaper editor, that argued against vigilante justice. “Scully had not been arrested, charged, jailed, tried, or convicted of any recent crime,” Boyd wrote, referring to the fact that no one had come forward to accuse Larry of abuse since 1979. “You can’t go around killing people just because they are horrible. (The dead would be stacked up like cord wood.)” Similarly, on Facebook threads about the case that mostly lionize Levi and disparage pedophiles, an occasional voice of dissent pops up. For example: “You can’t just murder people because you ‘think’ they might do something” (Penelope Orl). And: “Child molestation is horrible and wrong. Murdering someone by butchery is also wrong” (Don Croker).