#moose cheese

[cheese-tournament]

Round 2

Propaganda:

Moose Cheese

It looks like brie!

Didn't know moose produce milk(?)

Moose are pretty sick animals

Mascarpone

Ayyy this is used in cheese cake

Never heard of it but the idea of sweet cream cheese is very appealing

Maybe it's more cream than cheese but who cares

[m0ose-idiot]

Look who I found! He's a very busy man, he's got chickens to feed 👻🤍

[ava1ynn]

Chucktober: Melted

My favorite little moose, sad and slimy as always.

[local-magpie]

lack of appetite really gets you eating depression meals huh

[mooseloveshd]

[draculagerard]

Happy birthday man! Hope you have a lovely day! 🎂

Thanks R!! You too! Happy halloween <33

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

candace flynn is THE most teenage girl character of all time. she is at level 100 anxiety 24/7. she shows her love for her brothers by trying to get them in trouble constantly. her neck is as long as her forearm. she features on a blues album after having an allergic reaction. she has a shrine to her boyfriend in her room. she can't live without her phone. she has a panic room in the basement. she plays 20 instruments that all start with the letter B. she read all of sherlock holmes in one night. she's seen their platypus running around as a secret agent more than once, assumed she was hallucinating each time, and moved on with her life while telling no one. she likes wrestling video games. she was rutabaga princess. she has a billion people to email memes to but when she's trying to think of friends she can only think of four people and one of them is her mom. most animals hate her except monkeys. she invented grilled cheese flavored ice cream. she pretended to be irish for a week. she's autistically obsessed with her universe's version of barney. she writes marvel fanfiction. she does parkour. there's an entire archive of her voice actress screaming just in case her voice ever gave out while recording. she sees her brothers build time machines and rollercoasters every day but doesn't believe in santa. when she starts scheming the wicked witch of the west theme starts playing in the background. she was elected queen of mars. she won a "mayor for the day" essay competition. there's a random person in town who's been avoiding her to the point she doesn't know he exists. she learned how to parallel park by driving a monster truck. she thinks the plural of moose is "meese." she tracks her mom with a GPS. she doesn't know her little brother's full name. she's scared of heights, spiders, and the number seven. when her boyfriend told her he'd call "soon" she started doing complex math to try and figure out when exactly that would be. her first thought upon seeing her royal doppelganger was to go to the laundromat and fill all the dryers with cheese. she earned 50 not-girl-scout patches in one day through sheer determination. she can run fast enough to catch up to moving cars. she can sense when ground is broken in the backyard and when people are judging her. one time she got her face caught in the sink. her brothers carved her into mount rushmore. every now and again a magical zebra appears, calls her kevin, and then disappears again. she killed 99% of an alien invasion with a t-shirt cannon. in an alternate universe she's leading a regime-destroying resistance at the age of 15. she's being accidentally gaslit every day of her life.

[thingsifoundongeoguessr]

Bullwinkle stole my lunch

[neilandiraiza]

Sausage - Homemade Summer Sausage An excellent but simple recipe for using up extra ground beef, elk, moose, or venison. It is easily multiplied and freezes extremely well. Serve with cheese and a tasty mustard sauce on crackers.

[diaderosalia]

Recipe for Homemade Summer Sausage A great but easy recipe to use up extra ground venison, elk, moose or beef. It can be multiplied easily and freezes very well. Serve on crackers with cheese and a great mustard sauce. 2 pounds ground beef, 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder, 1 tablespoon mustard seed, 1 tablespoon liquid smoke flavoring, 2 tablespoons sugar-based curing mixture, 3/4 cup water

[tech-obssessed-shark]

a story I wrote when I was ten…

[cheese-tournament]

Round 1

Propaganda:

Moose Cheese

It looks like brie!

Didn't know moose produce milk(?)

Moose are pretty sick animals

Cantal

Oh no not another pro monarchy French cheese smh

Uncooked cheese?

One of the oldest French cheeses, does look a little bit crusty

[paye-tarecherche]

Homemade Summer Sausage - Sausage

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap, singing: Footloose.

Soap: Pet goose.

Soap: Picked a fight with a moose.

Gaz: I’m almost sure those are not the lyrics.

Soap: …

Soap: CHEESE.

Soap: STIFF BREEZE

Soap: WATCH OUT, THERE ARE TEN BEES.

[magicandmundane]

Inspired by a couple of posts and interactions with @here-comes-the-moose here’s some midnight snack shenanigans that I headcanon Echo has seen while getting a glass of water like a normal person during his post-finale Pabu visits

Wrecker, Crosshair, and Omega raiding the cookie jar (the joke that started this lol)

Hunter and Crosshair brandishing knives at each other, having a standoff worthy of the Tantiss catwalk scene over the last loaf of Echo’s chocolate zucchini bread (Echo takes the knives and splits it for them)

Wrecker and Omega making a five course meal (what? they’re hungry!)

Hunter eating cereal and sharpening the kitchen knives

Omega passed out on the floor with a block of cheese in hand (she was sleep walking, Echo carries her back to bed)

Crosshair playing darts with vegetables or something idk lol

Wrecker somehow getting into a heated argument with Gonky while microwaving leftover lasagna

Omega dragging an exhausted Hunter out of bed for hot chocolate at 3am

Wrecker and Crosshair half in the fridge and squabbling over the stir fry Hunter made last night

And every time Echo’s just kinda like “this might as well happen,” gets his water, and goes back to bed lmao

Feel free to add on!

[sourmiguel]

Suspicious Minds by SweetFanfics (wc40105, explicit)

Summary: “Don’t feed Balto your pizza,” Stiles mildly warns his daughter. “Derek.” Stiles pauses, mouth open and cheese sliding off the pizza as he parrots, “Derek? Who’s Derek?” His daughter rolls her eyes, like Stiles has just asked her the dumbest question ever. “The wolf, Daddy!” “You changed his name?” Stiles asks in surprise. Usually she’s pretty set about naming things. Her doll’s name was decided two seconds after receiving it, the car has been Alonzo for three years now, and the toaster ‘Pop’ for the last six months. Meg nods, prodding the sliding cheese back on top of her slice. “Yeah. He told me his name is Derek. And that he doesn’t really like Balto.” “Is that right?” he asks, eyeing the wolf who seems far too interested in watching a pair of animated moose arguing. It’s official. This wolf is weird. This whole situation is weird. -- Separated from Laura after being cornered by some hunters, an injured Derek finds himself being rescued by Stiles and his young daughter. In more than one way.

I loved this fic. I loved Derek's situation, I loved the conflict at the end, and I loved the resolution. Also, Meg and Derek's relationship in this is the best thing ever.