#moonramblings

[bimoonphases]

Barty: I'm carefree and happy, I'll bed whoever wants me and everyone should do it too

Also Barty a second later: If Potter so much as looks at Evan again he's a dead man

[farthertothemoon]

A shivery sickie with a sneezy red nose whimpering as their partner gently lifts them up, helping them out of their clothes. The caretaker coos softly at sniffly sickie, carrying them to a nice hot steamy bath.

The caretaker lowers their partner into the warm water, with a soft "there we go baby, doing so well... good..."

The sickie whines as the heat soaks into their bones... but also as the steam enters their sensitive nostrils.

"HhH!" They hitch suddenly, their reddened, glistening nostrils twitching. Caretaker looks on at their itchy partner, and then at the slowly rising steam. They sigh and lean forward, planting a soft kiss on the sickie's twitching nose.

The sickie hitches loudly and vocally before dissolving into a thick "hhH'gGSHUuwhh! Ng'SHuUuWhh!!"

They pause, stuck in their sick misery as a third sneeze teeters on the edge of release. The sickie hitches and whines, blindly pawing at their partner. Caretaker reaches forward once more, flicking the sickie's inflamed, mess-ridden nose.

The poor sick baby's head rears back and snaps forward as they release a horribly desperate "EeEEhHh'GGhhSHuUUhhh!!" directly into the steamy bathwater. They slump down back into the water, panting heavily.

"There we go baby, that better?" The caretaker smiles softly down at their exhausted partner. Their partner just sniffles in response.

[moonmoux]

Uhmm Hi it's been 50000 years but I'm back!!!

fuck cringe i am free now

[moonturtle6]

What’s it like having a Birthday in April during self-quarantine? Well....

[moonstarturtle]

What if I drew lasat again?

[moonsdesolatevoid]

HAPPY FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH HORROR NERDS!!! 🪓🖤

[moonbeeorangeheart]

Blog In Progress!!!

Hello lovelies!

I still have not heard back from @staff about fixing my og blog @themoonwheniamlost (Can’t even tag myself how funny!) so here is a new one! 

(A warning! Now that I know people are literally saying anything on the interwebs, I will be less shy about my thoughts/ things that I like that may be “cringe”. Jsyk.) If you need me to tag something or want to have a conversation about anything you see here drop me a line!

I will be working on following back my mutuals/faves over time so that I’m not flagged for spam/bot behavior!

Under the cut are my most used tags & the blog schedule. Hope your day/Night is fabulous! - 🌕🐝🧡

Tue - We talk ONLY about animals and cute things on this day. #animals are better than people, 

Wed - #Mental Health Matters

Thurs - My day off so probably my most interactive day! Also #Theory Thursday

Fri - #It’s Friday; I’m in Love, and #Formative Cinema

Sat - #Saturday Art Show!,

Other frequent Tags: 

Things about me will be under #AboutTheMoon, #MoonRambles, 

My writing tags are #MoonsAUs for fic, and #Words from the Riverside for anything else, 

#Emlookaway is the discourse tag

My fave things on this Hellsite are The Old Guard (2020 film), Mary Shelly’s 1818 “Modern Prometheus”, Media and Representation, Rhetoric and Intersectionality, Theatre and Performativity, Music and Dance, Cultural things I think are fascinating, and random Tumblr-esque posts. Also My friends!!!

Will add to this if and when necessary. 

Be kind to yourselves! *hugs you* 😚🧡🌻

Updated - 26th of August, 2021.

[themoonwheniamlost]

I'M BACK

Hope y'all enjoyed the que! I'm gonna answer all the things I was tagged in now... if you want to filter those, the tag is #MoonRambles, #OnaRambles

I hope your safe and well. 🧡🌻🐝

[honeydew-do-you]

Rant - Letting off Steam

I am literally so god damn useless. I have no skills except spelling? I talk waaaaaaay too much and I know it bothers people but they won’t admit it. I can’t make friends anymore, guess I’ve lost my touch with people? I’m always on edge. I just want my life to be over. I know I’m young but what do I have to live for?

I have a girlfriend I pretty much consider to be my wife but she doesn’t need me. I drag her down and I don’t want her to suffer. I know I’ve caused her much pain but I love her so much. I know she loves me but she shouldn’t.

I’m a big failure to my mother and just a twinkle in my dads eyes. A glimmer of hope is all I need but neither of them are able to do so.

Art is something I’ve always been passionate about but I know nothing about. School is expensive and I have no present skills. Sure practice makes perfect but if you’re never formally taught what does it matter?

I’m just another spec of dust waiting to be blown away by the wind

[bimoonphases]

Since prongsfoot and moonwater exist, has anyone thought about a Vampire Diaries AU in which James/Remus would be Elena Gilbert and Sirius and Regulus are the Salvatore brothers?

[bimoonphases]

Not me realising I've reached Chapter 8 without a single Barty POV...

I'm fixing that right now, poor thing is having a jealousy fit and doesn't even realise it

[bimoonphases]

I'm sorry but Grantaire definitely sang Bourgeoisieses at karaoke night just to piss Enjolras off

[it worked]

[bimoonphases]

Okay, can we talk about how Found Heaven is definitely Sirius's song???

You'll never get your mama's wedding ring

Father always said you ruined everything

Tell me this isn't him growing up while Walburga and Orion hate him

Your heart is breaking as you leave that door

You never meant to start this holy war

Definitely Sirius the night he runs away, leaving Regulus behind

[bimoonphases]

Today if you look up "overwhelmed" in the dictionary you'll find a picture of me

[bimoonphases]

Summer holidays end tomorrow for me so it's back to the office for the most intense trimester of the year and all I can think about is

- I need to keep writing chapter 11 of my pirate au because I left dorlene right in the middle of a lovely scene AND wolfstar need to tell me if they're finally gonna kiss or not!

- I have a two-parts one-shot about how Peter came to betray his friends and what might need to happen for him to change his mind before it's too late that I need to finish

- I really really REALLY need to tackle editing on my original novel because I'd like to query next year

- my brain is filled with children's stories because I'm writing down some for a project with a friend who's an illustrator

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna be able to concentrate on the job that pays me...

[bimoonphases]

Just melting into my couch because of the heat and reminiscing about the time when my colleagues asked who would be my ideal fictional man and thought I was crazy when I answered Gomez Addams