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Lyall Lupin loves his son. He loves that he has his chin and his mother's hair. He loves that he is compassionate and smart. He loves Remus. He just can't look in his eyes; the golden-green of his eyes made Lyall angry. He looked at his son and saw the monster looking back, and he supposed that was Greyback's intention. Lyall Lupin loved his son.

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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“it’s just a book” THEN WHY AM I BLEEDING. WHY AM I CRYING. WHY DID HE LOOK AT THEM LIKE THAT

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this hit me like a truck

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u heard him ladies

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“should tumblr have a cut off age” i think we should be recruiting from nursing homes and senior citizen centers actually

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in the new james bond movie they should have all bond's tech be ai and the whole movie is just him fighting for his fucking life trying to get these stupid fucking gadgets to do the one thing they're designed to do while the henchmen close in and in the end he just uses the latest stupid gadget as a bludgeon to brain the villain in the skull and then he gets back dumps it all on q's desk and quits again

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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

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I got an amazing gift today in the form of this comment:

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This is why writers abandon stories. It’s not that we don’t love them, it’s because we don’t want to love them alone.

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Y’all! The Em Dash has finally delivered a public statement regarding the AI allegations.

And it’s glorious!

Read the full article on the McSweeney’s website here!

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Some useful chaperone info! I genuinely had no idea it's basically a sideways hood haha. Now its' structure finally makes sense.

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muoio malissimo

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as an eldest daughter.... a track five called "eldest daughter" is a terrifying concept........

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i think all straight people should try being a little bisexual just to see how they feel about it. i dont even mean physically i just mean like. stare a photos of hot men for a bit. watch gay porn. deeply consider the potential of reconnecting with your childhood best friend who you kind of lost touch with despite how close you used to be, leading to a long slowburn romance in which you rediscover the things you love about eachother but don't want to commit in case it ruins your friendship. its called exploring your options ok.