#monty's brain bug

[m0ntylee]

Oc's for a comic I have in the works! These are HEAVILY based off black and white universal monster films! And I plan on following the stereotype story telling cause well.. it's strictly for fun! ofc it will have my own twists and takes but anyway! I shall place these here! I will add more lore and character details as I go! (if anyone has questions I will answer them!)

[goodolddumbbanana]

Evil Earth is hot. I repeat, failure manic power hungry girl is hotttttt. Girl seems like about to have a breakdown, and god I want to know everything about her dimension!!!

Like what is her relationship with everyone???

Monty loves her surely (simp) but she seems to get disgusted by that, like treating a bug. They are not actually lovers.

And Moon and Lunar?? Moon seems completely under her palm, also Lunar and the rest of the family.

But Lunar also betrayed her multiple times, snap out of the brainwashed and switching sides to the rebellions, which Moon didn't do that, because if the rebellion has Moon on their sides, Earth will already fail.

And did she reprogrammed her father???? Damn that cold!!! And hot! Babygirl now is just a brain, a big fat silly brain but also a brain. Lol. He deserves it.

Make me question when she snapped? Is this when Solar dies? And also, do they have Solar? A jack? A Dazzle??? A nexus? Did this dimension Sun kill Moon or Nexus too?

And I am really interested in her relationship with Sun. Like, Moon and Lunar are smart and powerful, also with the rest of the family, he totally can use the heck out of them.

But Sun? Sun is not smart. At least not like the level of Moon or Monty or Creator.

Why does she keep Sun? Why does she trust him and put him at such a high level? And why do we rarely see her Sun? We had heard Moon's talk, we had met Monty, we knew about Lunar and even Creator. But Sun? Nope, not a single news.

Is it because Sun is loyal? Is it because Sun is the first person she has helped, maybe even in this dimension too?

Makes me wonder for the angst effects, when all things fall down, will anyone willingly stay with Earth?

Moon and Monty and Lunar are cold headed, they may be the one who fights against her. But Sun, what will he do?

I don't know,... I am still obsessed about the pact bond and how Earth also Sun promised will never be betrayed or hurt each other. Lol angst idea am I right

[petvampire]

I’ve got a lot of prompts lined up and chapters to complete, but my brain said ‘WRITE SOMETHING SOFT AND FLUFFY’ and you know what. We all deserve it. 🤣

So: there is a new litter of kittens in Port Townsend. Self indulgent fluff, very safe for work. Also for the purposes of this, cats can interact with ghosts like they’re solid.

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There’s a new litter of kittens in Port Townsend.

It’s not at all unusual for the Cat King to dote on his newly-born subjects, and they tend to stay within the cannery until they’re grown enough to protect themselves. The cats and their King care for them, regardless of where they came from, whether they’re the offspring of pampered house pets or the scrappiest street cats who prowl the docks.

And with the new frequency of the Dead Boy Detective Agency’s presence at the cannery, they’ve somehow gotten roped into caretaker duties as well.

Niko dove in practically without being asked, cooing over the kittens the moment she saw them. Crystal made some attempt to appear stoic, but she softened quickly - as did Edwin, despite his numerous arguments to the contrary. Charles is happily along for the ride, and since Monty’s been there since the litter was born anyway, he’s already a favorite among the kittens, just as he is among the other cats of the town.

The Cat King will admit, he’s not surprised when each of them has a kitten take a particular shine to him, though he’s terribly amused at how it plays out.

A tiny grey beast haunts Monty’s heels, practically climbing his jeans whenever he stops moving, demanding attention and affection. He’s used to it; he’s helped with several of the litters born since he was turned human again, and most of them don’t even notice the crow-scent on him when they’re that young.

Niko dotes on the runt of the litter, carefully nursing her through ill health until she begins to improve and grow, catching up with her siblings. Pure white and delicate, she starts out shy and gradually grows bolder - much like the girl herself. The dandelion sprites are actually nice to the kitten, to everyone’s surprise, largely because she’s the only one of the litter who has not once tried to eat them.

Crystal has a pair pacing her every move, a calico brother and sister who keep bringing her ‘gifts’ in the form of random leaves, scraps of yarn or destroyed toys, and the occasional dead bug. She wrinkles her nose at the latter, but still pets and praises the kittens, and they look at her with eyes too sharp, too smart for their own good, already bidding fair to be among the Cat King’s sharpest subjects.

He suppresses a laugh when the sole orange kitten claims Charles as his own, because - well, honestly. He’s a bundle of fur and chaos, perches on the ghost’s shoulder like a parrot half the time, making his meowed opinions known loudly and often. Charles will complain half-heartedly from time to time, but he spoils the hell out of the kitten, playing and petting.

Edwin has a sleek black cat who resembles the Cat King’s most recent form writ small, and whose attachment to the ghost seems rather similar. He constantly wants to be close, curling himself in Edwin’s jacket to sleep, tiny enough to tuck himself into the ghost’s coat pocket so he can’t be left behind. He’s ended up at the agency more than once out of sheer refusal to leave Edwin’s side, digging tiny claws into the ghostly fabric and not letting go.

The Night Nurse protests the slowdown on case work while they’re tending to the kittens, but melts the second she sees them, though she tries very hard not to show it. She supposes the agency can take a bit of a break for a while, though they’re not entirely off the job. Just… indulging these beasts while they grow.

If she happens to be making small changes to the office just in case some of these cats end up permanent residents, well, that’s her business.

[drconstellation]

Once and Future Royalty

Just, stay with me on this one. I know its going to look crazy at the start, but trust me, I know where I'm going.

It all started with the 537AD scene in Wessex in the opening montage of "Hard Times," S1E3. Yeah, the one where Aziraphale is supposed to be a knight of the Round Table and Crowley is role-playing the Black Knight, and they are both so super-squeaky shiny clean - not a speck of dirt or mud on them. wtf! It looks out of place, unrealistic, and was bugging the crap out of me, like a stone in your shoe. It just didn't fit. I mean, why put a myth, a legend, into that sequence? Oh, OK, yeah, the preceding stories from the Bible, like the Garden of Eden and the Flood, aren't "myths" as well, you say? Hmm. In the context of the Good Omens AU, being a biblical based story, they belong there far more than the legend of King Arthur.

King Arthur, who supposedly united Britain under his rule during the late 5th century and early 6th century, was shown to have the divine right to rule by wielding the mighty sword Excalibur. Some stories tell of Arthur pulling Excalibur from a stone. Some tell of him receiving Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake. Either way, it was bestowed upon him by divine grace. Despite his triumph in battle, he left no heirs, as his queen, the fair Guinevere, was barren. She had a long-running love affair with the greatest knight of the court, Sir Lancelot, but despite this being an open secret in court Arthur would not put her aside. The knights of the Round Table in the court of Camelot were near-paragons of Christian virtue, and there are many tales of their search for the Holy Grail, the cup from the Last Supper of Jesus Christ.

In the end, mortally wounded in battle, Arthur was taken away for healing, and never seen again. It was said he would return when Britain was at it most direst hour to save the day once more. A "messianic" return.

The Once and Future King.

Now, I'm no Arthurian novice; I drank up all of T. H. White as a teenager, read the Dark is Rising multiple times, Marion Zimmer Bradley's interpretation and what ever else I could lay my hands on for a good couple of decades. And there is LOTS of King Arthur stuff around. You are not left wanting for anything new to read or consume. And I'll bet there are a fair few of you also out there who know a quite bit about the legend as well. Oh, and I can't tell you how many times I have watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I still walk around quoting it day-to-day, like the good little Gen-Xer I am, having grown up on that stuff. So I really should have listened to my intuition when bits of Monty Python kept popping up in my brain in response to other parts of GO I was thinking about. (Staaay, I said, stay with me here....)

I kept chewing away furiously on the Wessex problem, growling in feral frustration at it, but also kept reading and sorting out some other ideas and metas at the same time. Eventually I found the key in a tiny little post, about a small detail in the 1941 Blitz episode S2E4, of all places. I wanted to slap myself with how much was staring me in the face so obviously once the door opened. And the damn beauty of it is, that I already written about some it, out of context, without knowing the why.

OK. Where to start this journey...hmmm, back to Monty Python, because, guess what - the Wessex scene is actually riffing off one the more famous skits out the the Holy Grail. The scene is a masterpiece of political satire, from start to finish, but the relevant part here is this sequence:

In case you missed the salient points: Arthur claims he is king by divine providence, because he was given Excalibur by the Lady of the Lake. Dennis the peasant protests this waterlogged method of determination, mentioning ponds, watery tarts and a moistened... well, I hope you get the idea about where this is going.

Meanwhile, in 537AD, Wessex, as the mist swirls around them:

"It is a bit damp," complains a shiny silver Aziraphale.

Yes, Excalibur would be a bit damp after it emerged from the Lake. (vidavalor! Get your mind out of the gutter! I'm trying to have a serious discussion here! Please! And I wasn't even going to go anywhere near what the sword in the stone is really meant to be referring to...it's not even relevant to the discussion at hand, I swear! Well, there is going to be sexual relations mentioned but - oh, never mind...)

Right. Where were we. Lets leave those super-clean elite pretendy knights to swim off through the swirling mist back to their dry homes to write and file reports to head office, along with Patsy and the hired Igors, and Dennis can keep playing in his lovely muddy filth after he finishes protesting being repressed by the divinely-deluded Arthur. I've got a bit more to say about what Aziraphale and Crowley might represent here later but you need some more context first, so lets move on. I just needed to show you the first bit so you can see the Arthurian theme stretches across both S1 and S2, and will likely appear in S3 as well. More about that towards the end.

Ah, before I forget...another ref from the Holy Grail we need to cover:

This GIF, unfortunately, doesn't have the full exchange between the peasants, which is this:

P1: "Who's that then?" P2: "I don't know. Must be a king." P1: "How can you tell?" P2: "Because he doesn't have any shit on him."

Ah. Er. OH!

Have you made the connection?

Who have I been emphasizing as being unusually clean in their Arthurian setting? That's right, Aziraphale and Crowley.

What's this implying? That they are royalty. Celestial royalty. Maybe not kings, but how about princes? You know how we've been discussing whether Crowley was a once at least an Archangel, and there is even a hint that he was a fallen prince of Heaven given during the replay of Gabriel's trial? (Not the prince, but a prince - a seraphim) And that Aziraphale may have once been Raphael, and may be again in the future? Once and future royalty. To me it adds weight to the past discussion, and helps to explain the assumed authority expressed in these two scenes here: On the left, Aziraphale takes control inside the book shop as the angels and demons argue who is going to punish Gabriel and Beelzebub (finally found it after several months!) and on the right, Crowley is shouting at the assembling demons in the street that they are "out of order."

Onward, Patsy. (I hope you're still with me.)

1941, the Blitz part 2, minisode.

We've found Excalibur! On to Camelot!

[Edit note: I've added a few GIFs and screen shots into the sequence of parallels above because I was thinking over a few things since I posted and felt this actually sat better. To try and explain, as they don't exactly match as I would like, in the Holy Grail movie, King Arthur and the knights he has gathered rock up at the foot of Camelot and gaze up in awe at it. "Camelot!" Arthur declares to the party. "Camelot!" Galahad echoes in excitement. And a third "Camelot!" comes from Lancelot. What do we get in GO? Aziraphale leaps out of the Bentley (Crowley's black horse) and declares "The theater! Sophocles! Shakespeare!" I swear, if you put the two side by side, they would match. It's not just a reminder of how much time Aziraphale has seen pass by, or that we are seeing a tragedy play out. But damn it, I could so just see Aziraphale attending a Sophocles performance in Athens back in the day...]

Camelot was King Arthur's castle and home of his court. In S2 of GO the Windmill Theater is established as our court of Camelot where our 1941 Blitz-era Arthurian drama is to play out, involving Furfur and the zombies.

Yes, poor old Furfur. Two's company, three's a crowd, as they say. Now we know we're in Camelot, we need to be reminded of the central tragedy of the Arthurian story, that ultimately led to the golden kingdom's fall. Lady Guinevere, Arthur's queen, famously loved Sir Lancelot, and the two were passionate lovers. It was essentially a love-triangle at the top, with Arthur being jilted, but he wouldn't/couldn't discard his queen. Where do we see this playing out in 1941?

Furfur, pleased with himself for catching an angel and a demon in the act of consorting together (with the help of the zombies,) barges into the backstage dressing room, and confronts the lovers with their crime. But who is playing who in the Arthurian love triangle? I would say Furfur is clearly caught in the role of Arthur here. Consider the following exchange:

FURFUR: Hmm, well, well, well… What have we here? AZIRAPHALE: Sorry, have we met? FURFUR: Oh, no, you never had the pleasure, but… we have, haven't we? CROWLEY: Have we? FURFUR: What do you mean "have we?" You know we have. We were in the same legion. Just before the Fall. Doing dubious battle on the plains of Heaven. Remember? CROWLEY: I remember going into battle, I don't remember being there with you. Sorry. FURFUR: I was right next to you. We did loads together. You use to jump on me back, little monkey in the waistcoat. Anyway, whether you do or whether you don't, it doesn't matter. I'm here to inform you, as a representative of the Higher Powers of Hell, that you, Crowley, are in breach of the Infernal Code. Consulting and collaborating with an angel, Fell the Marvelous, aka… [opens book] Azirapalala. Azirapapap. Aziphapalala. AZIRAPHALE: [annoyed] Aziraphale

Furfur claims a past intimate relationship with Crowley, which Crowley spurns offhandedly. Crowley is playing Guinevere here, jilting Furfur/Arthur, which leaves the demon-smiting Aziraphale standing in for the handsome hero Lancelot (with his French connections, no less), and doesn't he make us weak at the knees when he drops his voice an octave in dominating disgust. (Is it suddenly getting hot in here...? Phew!)

Interestingly, looking back in S1 at 537AD Wessex, though, I would say that Crowley was Lancelot as the Black Knight, a role that Lancelot sometimes played in the legends, and Aziraphale would then be the fair maiden Guinevere. It certainly plays into Crowley's long term role of playing the knight who comes to the rescue of Aziraphale's princess in distress. Excalibur was no where in sight, perhaps still beneath the waters of the lake. Nor Arthur. Perhaps it was still too early in the story then...

I had originally suggested in my very first post that Furfur was given a stag as his demon avatar because he was wearing horns for being cuckolded by Crowley. But I wasn't quite thinking about it in context with the Arthurian legend! The stag is also often associated with royalty, plus while wandering around the medieval bestiary website that someone linked to, it interestingly notes that the enemy of the snake is the stag and the stork (Shax's avatar.) Ah ha!

So how can we extrapolate this knowledge into a possible appearance of the Arthurian theme in S3?

Will we see the love triangle of Arthur/Guinevere/Lancelot come back into play and cause more chaos? I'm wondering if it might have something to do with the Fall.

Or will our lovers bring down a divinely-appointed ruler via their committed behind-the-back defiance of expected propriety?

Will Excalibur appear from beneath the waters, perhaps in another form, to declare a new king?

Could it even be a combination Jesus/Arthur, King of the World, returned? And they turn out to be a very naughty boy, disappearing into the night clubs of Times Square, New York, and that's how they lose him? (Social media viral sensation, anyone?)

I wouldn't be half-surprised if Greasy Johnson's name turns out to be Arthur, actually.

And no, I haven't forgotten that Adam's dad was named Arthur as well.

Bring on S3!

**Bonus**

If you've made it this far and you're thinking:

Let me leave you with this last connection.

In the back stage change room, remember Furfur delivers these lines:

FURFUR: What do you mean "have we?" You know we have. We were in the same legion. Just before the Fall. Doing dubious battle on the plains of Heaven. Remember?

On the first level, he is referring the Great War in the Good Omens AU.

On the second level, Furfur is paraphrasing Milton's Paradise Lost.

On a third level, I can (and will in a future meta) connect this back to the training initiative paintball fight at Tadfield Manor in S1.

And even deeper on a fourth level, if you do know the Holy Grail movie well, you'll remember there is an odd little subplot in it, that infers that the whole King Arthur and his knights thing is merely a full-on violent cosplay that is murderously rampaging across the countryside in the present day with the police in hot pursuit. It's a strange juxtaposition between reality and dream, and you aren't quite sure what it is real or not. The ending is bizarrely and abruptly surreal as the two story lines collide in the heat of battle, as the police turn up and arrest the combatants. A bit like this:

[thelovers-2001]

Wow, who knew the two most dangerous adult villains are in a relationship? That definitely.

That definitely won't be a problem.

( P.S Click/Tap the Read More to learn about my KND s/i )

Madam M, real name Monica Machina (last name pronounced as Ma-KEE-na), is an adult villain and archnemesis of the Kids Next Door.

An advanced cyborg by her cybergenetic surgeries, mainly towards her brain. She started her experiment to create "the perfect adult" and made herself the subject. She's extremely observant, quick thinking on decisions and planning. She became highly intelligent equivalent to an AI.

These surgeries however took a toll on her. Mentally, it stunted her emotions in becoming flat and stoic. She lost the ability of fear; anger and sadness can become uncomfortable to catastrophic levels. Physically, the surgeries consequently cause body pain; mainly her back and shoulders. Her eyes went through the worse that it completely rotted, replaced with camera realistically look like eyes.

Her expertise is technology, unsurprising she's from a family of a tech business. Resides alone in her home, down beneath in her lair filled with television screens. Connected to camera secretly implanted in places, observing not only KND, but other adult villains as well (except Father). Cameras were also bugged on machinery built for the Delightful Children Down The Lane, all to observe and learn each KND operatives' actions.

She is the heir of the the British company, M Corp. Well established for their everyday electronics but mostly known as technological collaborators to adult villains. With her (adoptive) parents, Mr and Mrs M, who famously allied with the legendary Grandfather.

The two were close knit allies to the point of arranging a marriage with the Machinas' only child, Monica to Grandfather's first son, Monty, all for the sake of power. And they were still children at the time.

Young Monica however was more interested in his second son, Benedict. She secretly wanted to befriend instead. When Monty figured out their parents plan, decided to play along while having Monica and Benedict secretly bond. Their parents found out the secret friendship. But while the Machinas suggested changing the arranged marriage to Monica with Benedict, Grandfather furiously refused. Thus he cut off both his sons' interactions with Monica.

In the present, Madam M and Father reunited as adults, started as business partners but slowly becoming a close emotional relationship. This relationship was kept a secret from other villains, though they become more comfortable being seen together in public... without PDA. That's in private.

Madam M is now KND's second biggest threat, next to Father. She is Father's closest and safest ally, as well as the only person he genuinely cares for.

[girl-in-a-bubbl3]

Glamrock Bonnie(FNAF) x Reader Part 8

Not enough sassy Bonnie fanfic so here we go...I'll try to upload at least once a week.

Notes:

AU Fanfic/NonCanon

Bonnie is terrible but he likes you

5 greenrooms on RSR (we include Monty)

Sun/Moon are the same animatronic

Moon has a lil touch of the virus

Will probably be some spicy parts so...18+

Also just using the gif

After talking to Sun for a few hours, your brain was completely frazzled but also yearning for so much more information.

First of all, Sun and Moon both were an extremely interesting animatronic. Truly an engineering marvel, honestly. Apparently, when the lights went out, they designed Sun in a way where he turned into a completely different animatronic, that being Moon. It all made sense but you never knew they were even remotely designed like that. It was fascinating. You also learned that they could communicate with each other inside of their head. So the times Sun was staring in the distance... he was actually having a side conversation.

Secondly, Moon did have a virus. It wasn't as bad as it used to be, but Moon was still pretty unpredictable around people. Sun did make it seem like Moon liked the virus. It seemed to give him more freedom, the side effect being it also made him very volatile in certain situations. You definitely wanted to take a look into that but Sun made it pretty clear that Moon said it was off limits.

Sun didn't understand why Moon did what he did with you, though. He wouldn't answer his questions or give him his thoughts or feelings. When speaking about you, Moon would shut down completely. You and Sun were both perplexed by that.

You asked Sun if Moon had ever actually hurt anyone before and he didn't want to talk about it so you assumed that something happened. You made a note to ask Freddy about that too.

Sun did let you scan him and, surprisingly, there was nothing wrong with his code. No virus, no bugs. Everything perfectly normal. Your brain was on fire with the need to keep looking and learning how one was effected but the other wasn't but you didn't want to overwhelm Sun.

You really liked Sun. And Moon, too.

Looking down at your Fazwatch, you noticed it was now around 4 am. You needed your last few hours to check up on the Glamrocks one last time before you had to leave. You completely forgot to scan them while bowling and you figured they purposefully didn't remind you.

"Alright Sunny, I guess I'll head out now."

"Oh do you have to?! I was having so much fun!" While having your talks, you both had started coloring and making crafts to take the pressure off of Sun. It was fun. And you wish you could stay and just play with the glitter glue and pipe cleaners.

"Unfortunately, I do. But I really enjoyed our time together! And Moon, too, I really enjoyed meeting him. Even though he wanted to be all grab-by and mysterious." You chuckled and rubbed your neck, thinking of his grip. Lazily wondering how tight it could get while still being comfortable...

What is happening with me lately?

You looked up and saw Sun staring at you in what looked like...shock? "Sunny? You okay?"

"You like...Moon?"

"I do. He's the other part of you. You like him and I trust your judgment so..."

Sun's voice got very quiet and his smile grew wide and very warm. You heard his fans start to whir loudly. You made another note to ask Freddy what that could mean.

"Thank you, Sunflower. We're both very happy to be working with you."

"Same here, Sunshine. And tell Moon that I want more time soon but I expect better behavior."

Sun's eyes glazed over for a moment and then he gasped, whispering to himself quickly. "Moon I will not say that!"

You leaned over the table and poked Sun on the shoulder. "I want to know!"

Sun started chuckling nervously and stood up fast, skipping around the table. "Time's ticking! Better get going to the others!"

Sun scooped you up in another big hug and spun you around while gently setting you back down and ushering you towards the daycare exit.

"You can't keep hiding things from me, you know. I'm going to start bugging you eventually!"

You looked back at Sun when you were almost through the big, wooden doors. His genuine smile was back on his face as he stared down at you.

"I know... but Moon said we can't reveal everything all at once! Ruins the 'mystery'" Sun wiggled his fingers at you, "See ya Sunshine!"

Sun rapidly closed the daycare doors while giving you a big wave before you could get out another sentence. You were left staring at the locked exit in stunned silence. Were they teasing you?

You couldn't help but walk away with a shy smile on your face. You were really enjoying your job and the people you were going to be working with.

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You were almost out of breath when you made it to Rockstar Row. You really needed to work on your cardio...

You approached the familiar door with the teal light and yellow star on the door. You were actually pretty excited to see Bonnie tonight. Before you even knocked on the door, it slid open and in front of you was the big bunny himself.

He looked down at you with a lazy expression before you saw his mouth pull up into a little smirk. "Can't stay away, can you Peeps?"

You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms but couldn't help yourself from breaking out into a big grin. "You're just so charming I don't know what I would do without all of your lively remarks."

Bonnie chuckled and moved to let you in. "Come on, before I change my mind and shut the door on you."

You shook your head and walked past him. You had seen his room recently. When you saw it last, it was an absolute disaster. Things were broken, stuff was everywhere, etc. But looking around the room now, everything was so...clean. It looked like Bonnie had organized and replaced (or at least tried to fix) the furniture that was broken.

It was nice.

"Wow, you really cleaned up in here."

Bonnie narrowed his eyes at you. "And how do you know that?"

You shrugged and started taking out your tablet. "I saw it when I was looking for you guys earlier."

"I didn't answer so you just welcomed yourself into my room?"

You froze and turned to look at him. "I wanted to make sure you were okay. Drop the attitude."

You noticed the tip of his ear twitch. He was quiet for a moment before grumbling to himself and heading to the couch to sit for the scan.

"What took you so long in the daycare anyway?" Bonnie asked as you started the scan.

"I was talking to Sun. And I met Moon."

Bonnie made a noise like he was choking. "You did what?!"

Bonnie whipped around and grabbed your wrists, yanking you closer to him. He started doing his own little scan of your body until he froze when he looked at the mark that was left on your neck.

Immediately Bonnie's face went from shock to anger, extreme anger.

"That son-of-a-bitch."

Bonnie ripped the wires out, stopping the scan, as he proceeded to race out of his room, presumably towards the daycare.

"Bonnie, no!!"

You started running after him, panic settling in.

Oh no no no.

To be continued...

Authors notes:

Kind of a short chapter to transition into some...stuff lol. What's going to happen between Bonnie and Sun/Moon? o.o So sorry for the suuuuper slow burn. Creating a foundation is so tedious but I want to make sure that's something I don't skip. I want to do a spicy chapter soon so... stay tuned for that xD Much love guys! <3

[felixnorstubblewealthington]

Hii kg ppl .. so yeah.. I have finally made a list of the vocaloid songs I associate with Kindergarten characters/I have an idea of an animatic for.

WARNING: there are some songs that features/talks about/mentions murder (and it's varies, like stabbing, beheading..etc.) and blood so please be warned for those if you want to watch them! I will mark the ones that has blood (in the og videos) with a star.

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1. Abnormality Dancin girl - Ted

2. Alice Human Of Sacrifice - Alice, Ron, Madison, Lily and Billy

3. Android Girl - Penny and Kidd (ft. Buggs) (Opposites attract)

4. Anonymous M (P) - Kidd and Penny

5. Bad girl online - Carla (ft. Penny, Lily, Cindy)

6. Bitter Choco Decoration - Ted and Felix

7. Bug - Jerome

8. Childish War - Ted and Felix

9. Churirira churirira dadada - Kidd (ft. kindergarten 1 characters.)

★ 10. (Son) Daughter of Evil - Felix (ft. Ted)

11. Death Should have not taken thee! - Lily and Billy

★ 12. Fear Garden - Felix (other characters featuring.)

13. Hate it! Hate it! Huge Ego! - Cindy (ft. Penny)

14. Jigsaw puzzle - Ted (ft. Other characters)

15. Love Trial - Buggs and Cindy

16. Machine Gun Poem - Carla (ft. Jerome) (things that go boom?)

17. Niccori^^ Survey Team Theme - Penny (focus), Cindy, Ted, Felix

18. Positive Club vs Negative Club - Ron and Ozzy

19. Positive ☆ Dance Time - Penny and Cindy (ft. Other characters)

20. Right Brain Left Brain - Ted and Felix

21. Remote Control - Ted and Felix

22. Rin-chan (Ron-kun) now! Seasons - Ron, Madison and Alice

23. ROKI - Monty and Jerome

★ 24. Servant of Evil - Ted (ft. Felix)

★ 25. The Game of Life - Kidd (ft. All Kindergarten characters)

26. This is the Happiness and Peace Committee - Penny (ft. All kindergarten students)

27. TRASH and TRASH! - Ozzy

28. Twin Masters - Ted and Felix

29. We are NOT suspicious dealers - Lily and Billy (ft. Nugget and Kidd)

30. Yaminabe!!!! (Dark Hotpot!!!!) - Pretty much every kindergarten character.

31. Your Adventure log has vanished! - Lily and Billy

I hope you guys like them. This list will be remade when I find more songs! That's all , bye bye ! :3

[popcornfairy28]

Trick-or-treat

Thanks! I couldn't make up my mind, so you're getting multiple goodies 😂 🩵

Been too tired to write the past couple days, but I'm pretty sure the last sentence I wrote was this:

He might as well go bug Candace.

I'm sure you can figure out who the "he" is here 😂. But you can't gather what the fic it's from is about.

New fic idea! (not what the previous sentence is from, just to be clear lol) I had this one after our commenting back and forth on "Best Secret Keeper Ever", of a Vanessa-POV fic taking place right after OWCA Files exploring why she (and Monty) didn't show up in the episode. She first receives a cryptic text from Stacy alluding to the situation and then tries to ask her dad what happened, only to end up going to Perry to get the real story.

While we're on "Best Secret Keeper Ever", I just remembered some behind-the-scenes info regarding that fic, which was that back when I was writing it initially (the doc was created April 15, 2023) I had the idea of Stacy making a group chat of her, Perry, and Vanessa which is what grew into "The Older Siblings"!

Pics of my document for "Best Secret Keeper Ever" (since I don't write in a notebook anymore lol):

Original titles:

Original author's note:

Episode notes (featuring me struggling to remember episodes lol since I'd only watched most of season 4 once at that point):

Annnndddd bonus chapter ideas that ended up turning into something...

I'm gonna hold off on any other stuff for now. I know that some of the information in the episode notes is incorrect, but that's kinda the point that I was having a hard time remembering back then lol. But anyway, there's a glimpse into my kinda messy note-taking for fics haha. You can definitely see that sometimes my brain takes off faster than I can type and I just leave a sentence hanging.

[bumblepuppy]

002 Oberon!

002 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character:  I want to treat him like a kneaded eraser. I want to study him under a magnifying glass. I want to catch him in a butterfly net. Robin Goodfellow gives me cute aggression. I like him.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:  I don't really ship him passionately, but I get the Gudaobe appeal. I haven't read the recent JP summer event but apparently that makes it even better, so I'm excited to read that when it comes out in NA! (And hear Monty talk about what the translation got wrong)

My non-romantic OTP for this character:  His dynamic with Castoria is so... hhhh. I'm gnawing at the bars of my cage. I love this confusing cursed guy in a shitty world being kind to someone that has otherwise not received any kindness. The fact that she's hearing his Vortigern voice through the staff of selection too? Chef's kiss. Mwah. I love them.

My unpopular opinion about this character:  I don't think melon is his favorite fruit. I think, due to his always lying curse, he thinks it's fine and everyone interprets it as 'Haha, that Oberon and his melon!'. He thinks they're fine. He likes them alright. But sometimes he wants to enjoy a nice plum but everyone in Chaldea is giving him fuckin' melon.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: He should have given Blanca a kiss on her soft little forehead, and maybe even a nice treat or a chin scritch.

my OTP: Oberon x the beautiful person reading this post.

my cross over ship: Uh... hm, I dunno. Oberon/Kariya? Guy who is a bug x Guy who is filled with bugs. They both illuminate a certain part of my brain.

a headcanon fact: His favorite bugs are antlion larvae. :)

Also related but LOOK WHO ARRIVED LAST NIGHT

squeezing him

[m0ntylee]

My official OC ref and Self insert have been updated! (deleted other posts with em to freshen em up)

But hi! It me!

(will update lore later or as I go!)

[sephythespooky]

i will never stop having to say "gordon, the hole" every time someone mentions a hole anywhere.

I will never not react to the word 'ropes' with "you can use them to cross large pits!"

"It's just bugs!" "If it's just bugs, dr. freeman, then explain this!" *human skull*

scanning anything gets "we're getting scans of your FEET bro! Gordon Feetman!"

HLVRAI has rewired my brain permanently.

just like monty python did for 'shrubbery' and suddenly changing my mind about going somewhere.

[hislittleraincloud]

GODS I hate these writer crises I get when something fucking dawns on me about the canon AFTER I'm 85% done with a goddamn fic.

THIS one is going to bother my brain as I continue writing because it bugs the fuck out of me. IT. BUGS. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. ME. It bugs me that I didn't even think about it before, and I'm not sure anyone else has, either. It's like the revelations about Wenovan...like seeing Wednesday's grin at Donovan, except instead of writing their whole love story, this one gives me the feels of throwing the whole goddamn thing in the recycle bin and starting over (and it involves another (micro)grin!).

It's gonna nag me until the end of my days. 💥🧠💥

BUT.

ETA: Christ, this fucking thing didn't save its last iteration bc I said that knowing this doesn't change the outcome of Chapters 2 or 3. Just the whole beginning of 1. But then it would be less exciting, so I guess there's that.

Also, I have a rabid fic bunny that is begging me to pet it, but I feel like it'll eat my face like one of those ridic Monty Python ones and I have to finish this one then get to work on AB. 💀

ETA 2: FUCK, I PET THE BUNNY. I shouldn'ta done it l, but I like the side characters of any canon and just writing a short exchange between them/7 lines of dialogue and now I'm fucking doomed. Closing that file and getting back to Chapter 3 now. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[hvbris]

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎 & 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐓 @multipleoccupancy

Still unaware of Theo's doubts about Mr. Poe, Violet's opinion of the man had somewhat softened after today. While he was clearly incompetent and patronising, she could no longer blame him for being fooled by Count Olaf's disguises. And by extension, she understood why Uncle Monty and Aunt Josephine had been fooled too. It made their death a little bit less painful, though grief had a way of sticking to people like a wet t-shirt.

Theo's apologies took her by surprise. He had nothing to apologise for! "You have kept me safe," she argued immediately, her tone steady and firm for the first time that day, "you have kept me more safe than anyone else. It's not your fault that Count Olaf and Sloane are dreadful men." Her shoulders slouched. "If it was, then it would mean I brought you danger too, because Olaf follows me like a relentless shadow."

The thought had crossed her mind before. Two guardians had died because she seemed to attract trouble. But then, she reminded herself that they had died because of Olaf, because he was a treacherous man. She was not to blame for his horrible actions, just like Theo was not to blame for Sloane's devious plans.

"I see," she mused slowly, "to be honest, I would be less worried with an escort." The thought of getting snatched by Sloane again was a terrifying one. "Do you think Klaus could be escorted too? He might not try with me again, but he could try with him." It was even more terrifying. She didn't want her little brother in the clutches of that madman.

The mystery of the sprinklers would not be solved today. "Whoever it was, they saved our lives," she concluded with a smile. She knew the matter would bug her, like an itch she couldn't scratch. But she also knew when to count her blessings.

Oh, yes, Violet was craving the mundane. She wanted to return to those blissful weeks, thinking that everything would be alright. Now, Sloane seemed to have polluted every part of her brain. She could hear his giggle, and she could see his smile when she closed her eyes. "Yes, we are. We really, really are."

Theo still had his doubts about Poe but he did offer her a sympathetic look, there had been times when others did not believe he had seen Sloane and did not take his warnings seriously too. At least in those cases no one had wound up dead yet and he never had to tell the same person twice. Poe was either in on it or totally incompetent, neither of which was good news.

Violet's realisation that she should never let her guard down gave rise to two different thoughts for Theo, one was a sadness that she would be much like himself, forever looking over her shoulder and never quite able to trust new people around her. The second was some relief that she would be like him and be sure to keep an eye out for danger and to try and keep herself safe from both Olaf and Sloane. "I'm sorry Violet," he said quietly "I wanted to keep you safe but instead I only brought you more danger," at least they had an understanding of what it was like for the other.

Her prompt for him to explain the new measures he was considering earned another apologetic look. "We might have to heighten your security, so that will mean escorts taking you out and being around you when you're out in the city." He had experienced it a few times through the FBI and his official work, Theo made plenty of dangerous people in the city angry, none as troubling to him as Sloane of course but that didn't mean it was something to shrug off either. Maybe he had been wrong to bring them to New York after all?

The sprinklers remained a mystery and having spoken to Samantha, he had no answers on who it was that had turned them on. "I am told they were not automatic, that the system was too old to be working without someone manually turning them on." He explained, "But I have no names or any idea who it was that did it." Which was a problem from Delta Green's point of view and something else Theo would have to be looking into later.

If they had not won the day Theo knew he would have been dead, a pile of ash and he was also very aware that had it not been for the sprinklers that the day would have indeed been lost. Still he just managed to smile for Violet that they had won and tried not to let his knowledge and experience show on his face. He was glad she had passed out and not witnessed how close he had come to being incinerated. "I am hoping that the days ahead mean that we don't need to be claiming victory over the day, we're due some of the mundane after today, don't you think?"

[a-vampire-culturelover]

The Insect is Awake- Chapter 3

Carter knew something was wrong when Monty had eaten the ecclair out from the trash. He knew something was wrong when he didn't return his calls. He knew something was wrong when not even his mailman knew if he was home. But he was, Carter knew. The Warehouse had no one in it, not even the little cockroach he had been introduced to. He'd wondered where the little guy had been since the first demonstration on his visit.

Carter didn't know what to do. Where to go, put up missing posters? The best thing he could think to do was knock and see if he was there.

The first went unoticed, so did the second. Then the third, then the fourth, then the fifth. Eventually, he decided, fuck it, and kicked down the door. He regretted that instantly, worrying about the expenses to pay for it and if Monty would be upset. He decided to fix it when he was done looking, and then leave if he couldn't find anything.

He had searched everywhere in the downstairs, beginning to feel nervous. Then he heard it.

A scuttling on the second floor. Taking a gulp with anxiety and treading lightly up the stairs, afraid now. What had happened? Was his new friend robbed? Was the robber still here? Oh god, was there a serial killer in the house??

Hearing a few bangs, he piulled a flashlight over to a fallen trash can, saliva dripping from deep down on the bottom, wiped clean of whatever was in it. Heading towards the Bathroom, he noticed when he flicked the switch on, that there was four canine teeth, bloody and in the flesh, in the sink. Carter was more than afraid now, worried that what Monty did with the Teleporter might've had adverse affects on him. Hearing something in the bedroom, he went in, he switched the lights on.

And they both screamed.

Well, let me reiterate: Carter screamed. Monty, in all his glory, had done something he hadn't before, and had hissed like a Roach. Looking over Monty, and trying to push any further adrenaline from his body, he noticed his canines were gone, replaced with weird bug mandibles, the things moving like they had minds of their own. The strange threads Carter had noticed before were longer, and a lot more prominent now, flicking wildly and seemingly gravitating towards Carter like curious puppies. The oddest thing of all though, had been the Bandages around Monty's face, specifically the ones wrapped around where his nose was.

"Monty? Monty of thank goodness you were killed or robbed! What happened to you?"

Monty opened his mouth, but closed it, trying to regain his thoughts. He didn't know what to tell his friend, if Carter would even believe him. Then again, the bug antennae trying to simply sense and feel Carter begged to differ.

"I..I dont know, in all honesty. I mean, I have a theory, but it's not a pretty one." Monty pulled out the X-rays he had witnessed prior to his strange little blackout, giving them to Carter. Carter was confused at what he was seeing, unsure If it was a tumor he was looking at or a weird growth.

"I..I dont get it Monty." "It's a cockroach brain. I..I think I have a hunch what happened to me and him." Monty spoke, scratching the bandages around his nose. He had something behind him in a little jar filled with ice, and as Carter went to look, Monty timidly would push it further under the bed he was sitting by.

"Monty."

"Yes?"

"What's it in the jar?" "...." "Monty. What's in the jar."

Monty shakily pulled it out, revealing that it was his nose of all things in the ice jar. Carter stopped himself from screaming, putting his hands to his mouth in shock.

"I just woke up and it was like this!" Monty cried, beginning to finally break down after all of his attempts at bottling up his feelings. He fell into Carter's arms, caterwauling and wailing about how he couldn't stop himself from eating everything in one of the house's wastebins, and recalling throwing up a chewed up pen and at least 4 pieces of disgustingly wet paper. Carter wanted to say something, anything reassuring, but he couldn't, for he had no grasp on the circumstances.

"Is..the stump where your nose is at least okay?" He asked a little timidly, not wanting to pressure him into showing what could have been under the bandages. He could see the antennae attached to Monty's scalp twitch, his eyes tired but half-lidded in understandment.

Slowly unwrapping the bandages around his nose, Carter was shocked to discover no deformity, no fleshy, bloodied mess, but instead skin grown over where it was, as smooth as a butterball turkey. He had asked for Monty's permission to feel the area, and Monty agreed hesitantly, almost sighing if not, purring, at the feeling of Carter's fingers around the area where his nose formerly was.

Suddenly Monty pulled back, screaming in agony, as he pulled his hands to his head and hissed, curling up into a ball on the ground as his fingernails fell off, and his fingers molding to become naturally sharp, prickled here and there like that of a roach's limbs. Monty staggered up, barely able to muster coherent words as he felt something familiar rise up in place of his brilliant, intelligent mind. Feeling the intesity of the light in the room, he ushered to turn it off before stumbling and falling down to the ground, feeling weak. Eyes dilating to the beady, shiny black they had been a moment before.

Carter was standing frozen still in silence, having intitially reached out to help, but recoiled in fear of endangerment from the hissing and the disgusting shedding of Monty's nails, both hands and feet, good lord!

"Monty?..." "M-monty are you ok?" All Carter got was a stranger chittering, like mandibles clicking together in an frantic buzz of noise. Suddenly, the man-turned-oddity sprung up, hissing at Carter with it's beady eyes, wild antennae, and salivating mouth. Carter fumbled back, slamming into the door as whatever was in control of Monty, chattered and clicked it's mandibles, becoming unitnerested in him before skittering on all fours outside the bedroom, antennae twitching with hunger and the scent of food nearby.

Carter was just about on the verge of gaining grey hairs from the fright and stress of it all, wanting desperately to muster courage to go look for his friend elsewhere in an unfamiliar house. Hearing the skitters of limbs in the kitchen, Carter followed in the dark, flashlight in hand quivering, for Carter knew just how much cockroaches hated the light.

Seeing the fridge door opened in the dark of the kitchen, Carter could see "Not-Monty" flinch at the bright light and instinctively skitter back a few steps, before adjusting to the so very sensitive light and reaching for whatever it could grab. Inspecting it further, Not-Monty took leftover fries that had gone cold and took them up to his mouth, mandibles taking small bites and shovelling the bits down its mouth. ' Did Not-Monty even know how to use a human mouth like one?'

Suddenly, the fridge door closed, the kitchen going pitch black yet again. Fumbling for his flashlight, he couldn’t seem to find where the skittering had gone. Finally turning on his flashlight, he felt a drip above him, a pit in his stomach forming.

Looking up, he saw Not-Monty above him, claws diggings into the ceiling and salivating, something that finally broke Carter and made him scream. The screaming must have irritated it because he hissed and recoiled his limbs, falling into Carter and trying to crawl off them. When he spotted him with the flashlight, he covered his eyes in fear and skittered under the couch, sensitive to light and loving cramped spaces.

Carter thought and used a “pspspspspsp” to try and lure them out, which seemed to work, although he kept messing with his eyes and unable to to stop blinking with the bright light in front of it. Thinking, Carter gave it sunglasses from the kitchen counter, guiding Not-Monty onto putting them on so it could bare the sight of the flashlight.

”Monty, is it still you?” He asked, putting a hand on Not-Monty’s cheek as he simply gave a chirp, not a single thought other than cockroach things behind that mind.

“…”

“Honda??”

And at that, Not-Monty snapped up with familiarity, for Honda had recognized his own name being said.

[mo0nfairy]

can i request hcs of glamrock freddy simping over their human co-worker??

thank you <3 (btw i love ur writing!!)

🪷 ִ ° ⋆ 𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 ˚ ｡ . 🪺

𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 . . .

♫ 𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 ⸺ 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐳

˚ ✩ 🥕 ｡ ˚ ✧ * ｡ 🧤

( 📁 ) . . .  𝗧𝗪! 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀. 𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲. 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗱.

( 📁 ) . . .  𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁! <𝟯

𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆���𝘀 𝘆𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 . . .

𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝚗𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐, & 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚍

you can’t recall when the sudden alter in freddy’s behavior occurred

the wagging of his short tail whenever you’re around, the way his ears elevate in surprise when you speak to him, the glitches in his voice after you tie his bow and adjust his hat

and even now, the way your hands trace over his arms and legs to make sure the animatronic is still in function is enough to make his entire system short-circuit

“you took quite the tumble on stage tonight, but there seems to be no bugs in your programming... do you have any idea what may have happened to you, freddy?” you…

that’s what happened: you

your heavenly voice in his earpiece, constructing the music and notifying your coworkers of any potential irregularities in the glamrock’s coding

how could anyone function properly whilst an angel overlooks their shoulder, whispering sweet nothings such as “speed up the metronome for chica” or “lower the volume of the backing tracks for monty”?

oh, you’re just too sweet~

you may not be able to recall the abrupt shift in his disposition, but freddy certainly can

before, everything was grey; every day was spent in chromatic colors as the robot mindlessly entertained guests without an ounce of conscious thought

and all it took was a bicker between him and monty that sent him spiraling off the catwalks to end up in parts and services, where he would then wake up to your adoring face

then, there was color

“there was a minor accident in gator golf that left you in severe conditions, so fazbear entertainment called me in to treat you. i hope that’s all alright with you, freddy?” yes, yes, it is more than ok

“how’s that brain working? any coding i need to patch up on?” all i can think about is you

“how about those new eyes, how are they treating you?” they’re perfect, you’re perfect

his eyes then glanced down to your chest, your golden name tag glistening beneath the bright surgical light above you

y/n…

what a beautiful name…

and just like that, life isn’t so dull for freddy anymore

the safety of the children, the wellbeing of his friends, his concerns for his state of mind, everything is put on a back-burner now that his circuits have been overwhelmed by you and your flamboyant self

and poor, sweet you, who just assumes the devoted initiatives of your favorite fazbear is all a part of his coded personality

because yeah, it’s totally programmed in freddy to memorize your eating habits and bring you a hot, fresh slice of pizza and a glass of his signature fizzy-faz during your breaks

it’s totally normal for an animatronic to insist on carrying you place-to-place, simply because the walk to parts and services is "far too long for a human to possibly endure"

it’s totally normal for him to carry you over his shoulder to his room like a sack of potatoes after vanessa was in the process of chewing you out for a glitch in roxanne’s ocular upgrade

and it’s completely normal for the golden boy of fazbear entertainment to beat roxanne wolf out of commission after an accident during your shift in parts and services

that mangy mutt had left you bed-ridden and away from freddy for a month, but now that you’ve returned, the 7-ft-tall teddy bear is always breathing down your neck whenever another glamrock breathes in your general direction

there’s definitely nothing weird about freddy's behavior! you’ve been doing your job flawlessly and keeping these animatronics (excluding poor roxy) in tip-top shape…… right?

well, apparently not, because now fazbear entertainment has called you into parts and services for the final time before you’re obliged to pack up your bags and leave pizzaplex forever

“listen, freddy…” yes, of course, i’m always listening to you

“ever since i’ve gotten this job, more and more anomalies seem to appear in your behavior. i’ve tried countless times to fix it, but it’s not enough” you are enough, you’ve given me more than i could ever ask for

“and after what happened to roxy, i just… i don’t think working with animatronics is really my forte” you couldn’t be more perfect for me, y/n, what is this leading to-?

“this is the last time we’ll see each other”

….. no.

that mere sentence leaving your mouth was enough to cause his mechanical heart to implode

freddy begins to hyperventilate, the screens within the parts and service cylinder erupting with a mess of binary codes and a large, flashing “error”

harsh-red alarms begin to blare as the dread unit warns you of the unexpected occurrence of freddy’s system overheating

the doors to the protective cylinder lock as freddy begins to twist and jerk in his surgical chair, the restraints added for your safety splitting with an ear-piercing rip!

you bang against the hazy window, shouting for all of your coworkers, the other glamrocks, hell, even for map-bot to save you from your fate

sharp claws then grasp around your form and pull you closer as you shriek and squirm, all before darkness envelops you

you've been huddled within the cramped walls of freddy’s chest cavity, uncomfortably embraced by the wires and sprockets of his endoskeleton as you try and fight against him

the ringing of the alarms, the voice of dread unit, and your own muffled screams simmer down to silence

all that is left is you and him, closer than ever before

“there’s no need to worry anymore, starlight, i’ll tell the others you packed up and left… you’re safe with me, forever…”

the media was right… fazbear entertainment has far too many skeletons in the closet.

edit: reader is not dead lol

[lakesbian]

i am kind of bewildered by how whenever a wormpost breaches containment in any way people always just come up with the absolute wildest guesses for what they think it's about when like. Worm is a specific ass book. Some specific fucking things happen in that book. you'd think that when people see a post referencing events that are 1. clearly fictional and 2. so hyper-specific they're unrecognizable as anything familiar they'd just go "ah yes this must simply be about niche media i'm not presently aware of" but instead people will be like "i thought it was a metaphor for monty python's life of brian" "wait so this isn't about family guy" "thought you meant taylor swift lol" like. at what point are we going to switch our brain on and consider the possibility that we do not know every media ever and maybe this is just about one we haven't heard of before. seriously how do you get to something as specific as "he's had bugs on his dick and emanates darkness to cope" and still be trying to make it about brian (family guy) instead of thinking it's maybe about a brian (guy you don't know) i don't fucking get it