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This killed me. I love Montessori Boy.
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my all time favorite tiktok skit that needs to be as famous as it is all consuming in my mind idc idc
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I just realized this video is not on the hellsite and that's criminal
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LIKE and REBLOG if YOU FORGIVE ELLEN!!!
#question#the question#petra#kyrad#coen#coen creek#meme#dnd meme#art#my art#digital art#ocs#my ocs#other peoples ocs#dnd oc#montessori boy
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The world needs more wholesome content;
my son bouncing on a trampoline with goats
#upstate ny#homemaking#boy mom#montessori#parenting#simplicity#homesteading#farming#goats#goat farming#yurt#autumn#fall#fall aesthetic#cottagecore
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This sketch makes me lose it every time.
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She's had a bad lesbian day and she just found out her fingers are too short to play the bass.
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@yaroslavnas my dream nursery, what’s yours?
#what is everyone’s ideal nursery?#I don’t have preference boy or girl but if I get a girl I’d love to have a big dollhouse#need a high paying job because I have big plans for my dream house complete with a Montessori playroom and library 😔#🪆
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Apprentissage spécifique : l'eau, ça mouille !!
Specific learn : water's wet !!
#positivity#babiesofinstagram#positive mental attitude#my baby#my boy#babies#comedies#montessori#eau#water play#childhood#inner child#boat
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sorry by no means am I a swiftie but honestly at this point some of the hate you guys put out for that woman is at the level of Justin Bieber hate circa 2007. some "joy to the world barney's dead" ass jokes being made here. it's like being really up in arms about the existence of wonder bread
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This one also really good
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Feng Xin's dishes
audio: Montessori Boy (tiktok, twitter, yt, insta)
#just the xianle trio being roommates#tgcf#tgcf animatic#tgcf fanart#tgcf shitpost#shitpost#animatic#feng xin#mu qing#xie lian#xianle trio#heaven official's blessing#fengqing
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Video description and transcript:
A skit by sketch comedy group Montessori Boy.
Diego walks into the foyer. JT looks up at him from a notepad he’s reading at the kitchen counter.
JT: Are you writing my eulogy?
Diego looks up at the ceiling and shakes his head.
JT: [reading from the notepad] “We are here today to mourn our dear friend James Helen Tsuchiya. I don’t know if he’s in heaven or hell, but I hope he’s burning”? What the fuck?
Diego: You don’t go through my shit!
JT: You’re the one who left it on the coffee table!
Diego makes mocking “muh muh muh” noises over JT. Julia walks in from another room.
Julia: Oh, is that my eulogy?
JT: You wrote one too?!
Julia: Did you go through my shit on the coffee table?
Diego takes the notepad from JT.
Diego: Stop reading that! it’s my first draft, it’s not good. I got like ten drafts here, and you’re gonna freak out.
Diego begins flipping through the pages. Julia holds up another notepad.
Julia: If he’s gonna read it, I— I’ve got ten drafts too, and they’re really good.
Diego: Okay, let’s do a reading!
Julia: A JT eulogy reading.
Diego: JT eulogy reading, yeah!
Julia: Okay!
JT: [shaking head in resignation] Okay.
Diego jokingly smacks JT on the side of the head. A funeral bell tolls loudly three times. JT, now seated on the couch, buries his face in his hands. The camera cuts between closeups of Diego and Julia reading their eulogies and JT’s reactions. The military funeral song “Taps” plays in the background.
Diego: “JT was impish like a concubine, and had arms like Zaboomafoo.”
Julia: [pronouncing both countries with an exaggerated Spanish accent] “I don’t agree with what he did in Uruguay, or Paraguay, but I think we can all agree on this: JT loved to laugh.”
Diego: “Of course we all know JT by that nickname he hated: Asian Louis C.K.”
JT: [shaking his head] No.
Julia: “JT did insist on an open casket, but guys, just don’t fuckin’ barf.”
JT: No one’s gonna barf!
Diego: “He leaves behind his loving wife Tater Tot, and his son, Chris.”
Julia: “He had a chode—”
JT: [shaking head] No!
Julia: “and it stunk.”
JT: Stop.
Diego: [whispering to Julia] You’re a good writer.
Julia: [whispering back] Thanks.
Diego: [speaking rapidly in a strained, high-pitched voice] “You know, uh, the thing— the thing about JT at the end of the day, it’s like, y-you just talk to the guy and you’re like, uh, y’know, he’s just got this, like, uh, he just, you wanna— you talk to him, and you’re like, ‘okay, well—’”
JT: Don’t read it if it’s not done.
Diego turns his notepad around to reveal his exact statement written as it is above.
Diego: [normal voice] I— I got this whole thing written, I-I-I hadn't memorized this thing.
JT: …Okay.
Julia: “Honestly, I didn’t even really fuck with him.”
Diego: “Raise your hand if you think he was bisexual.” [raises eyebrows in surprise] Wow, all five hands!
JT: Have you guys ever been to a funeral?
Julia: “One time, JT and I were on this plane, in Paris—”
JT: Alright, stop right there. You’re doing the plot of Taken.
Julia: [shouting emphatically] That’s not Taken! I’m telling a story about my fucking friend, JT!
JT: [shouting over her] Yes, you’re going to do fucking Taken! You’re obsessed with Taken!
Julia: “And I got the call that my daughter… was taken.”
JT: That’s fucking Taken! I told you you’re gonna do Taken!
Julia: [shouting over him] No, it’s fucking not! It’s not Taken!
Their shouting becomes unintelligible. The camera turns to Diego, who is waving his arms and making chimpanzee noises.
JT: Stop! Why do you guys think I’m gonna die?
Diego and Julia, in unison: Because of the way you sleep!
The camera cuts to JT sleeping with his head propped up against the point of a large knife, cushioned with a stack of folded paper towels. He snores. Cut back to JT sitting on the couch.
JT: It clears my sinuses.
End transcript.
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"Childhood is not a race to accumulate all of the consumer goods and stresses of adulthood in record time. By simplifying, we protect the environment for childhood's slow, essential unfolding of self."
-Kim John Payne, Simplicity Parenting
#simplicity parenting#simplicity#montessori#parenting#homeschool#homemaking#homesteading#upstate ny#northeast#boy mom#tradfem
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Pick a pile
what your going to be like as a parent
1. 2. 3.
Pile 1
Having kids and becoming a parent is going to heal you this was your calling and life purpose. These kids are what’s going to keep you going everyday. You’re going to be very gentle with your kids those are your babies you’re going to be more of a gentle parent. You will feel that these kids are truly a blessing given to you. You’re going to do a lot of hands on things with your children going to the beach, walks, playing in the dirt. For some You may homeschool or want to send them to a Montessori school. I see you having a girl and a boy. I see you being really excited when you find out your going to be expecting a baby I feel like you may have kids later in life I see your friends or family saying like “welcome to the club” lol. You may have a child born in November or fall time. Having kids is going to help you understand your own childhood a lot and why things did or didn’t happen. I see you being an overprotective parent in a good way you’re going to do a lot of research on everything you just want the best for your children. I see you having kids at just the right time in your life the enlightenment is perfect everything is going to make sense.
Thank you for reading loves! 🤍 if you have any recommendations for readings lmk I’d love to hear them!
Pile 2
I definitely see you changing your life when you have kids getting rid of bad habits or traits. When you first find out about this baby you may be in disbelief like “omg is this really happening” i feel like you have symptoms and in the back of your mind you think your pregnant but your just try to ignore it. You also may like to keep your life private when you have kids you will also keep their life private as well the whole world doesn’t need to know everything about the pregnancy or want the kids are doing all the time type of thinking. I see you wanting to stop Time and enjoy your kids while they’re still little I feel like the thought of them getting married moving out going to college makes you cry every time lol. You could have a baby born in June or in the summer. You’re always going to make sure your kids are financially supported you may get a new job or a rise of some sort. I feel like your kids are going to teach you a lot having kids is like the biggest lesson in your life. I see your friends helping a lot and support you with these kids. If there are traditions or beliefs you do when a baby is born you’re going to be doing them as well.
Thank you for reading loves! 🤍 if you have any recommendations for readings lmk I’d love to hear them!
Pile 3
I feel like you’re going to love singing and humming to them. Having kids is going to make you feel like a brand new person I feel like your going to look back at things you did when you didn’t have kids and your going to be like “omg I was really out there doing that”. I see you being really excited I feel like you’re going to tell everyone as soon as you find out you’re expecting because you’re just so excited. You’re going to know a lot of other people with kids and they are going to give you a lot of knowledge and help. As soon as you see that baby for the first time you’re going to know you made the right choice. I see you taking your own childhood the good and the bad and putting it into your own parenting I feel like you see yourself in your kids a lot. I feel like you’re going to have up to like 4 kids at max after that first you and your future spouse just fell in love with kids. I do see you’re very grateful for the kids you have. you’re going to be very funny with your kids they see you as a silly crazy fun parent. You could have a child born in January or the winter.
Thank you for reading loves! 🤍 if you have any recommendations for readings lmk I’d love to hear them!
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FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL — Armando Aretas.
A/N: because it’s back to school season and I thought this would be a cute idea for you mothers out there 💛😊
WARNINGS: language, mentions of a medical condition & feels!
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“Are you ready for school, baby luv?” You question your four year old that’s seated in their car seat behind you.
“Yes mommy!” The usual hoarse tone from your daughter is heard with tiny Alisha responding; she’s practically itching to get out of the seat behind you.
She was awake before you came to wake her for the big day, sitting up patiently in her montessori bed waiting on you this time around. This was a giveaway that she’s been excited since the girl loved her sleep but Armando’s been persuasive on telling her that she’s going to have the best time learning.
Alisha was already bright on her own so you had no doubt that she’ll pick up on new material quick.
“Ready to be on your best behavior and make lots of friends?” You question as you feel your stomach cramp with nerves the closer you got to Alisha’s preschool.
Armando cuts in as he stops at the stop sign, peeking at the beaded haired girl in the rear view, “and remember what daddy told you if anyone tries to be mean to you?”
“Um? Five fingers to…their tummy!”
You cut your eyes at your man, who meets your stare with a side eye. He shrugs at your look as he says, “what? Ain’t nobody tryin’ my girl if I got something to say about it.”
You scoff, “you know how hard it was to get her into this school, don’t go corrupting her like that.”
“I’m not.” He makes a right at the stop sign, “she has to protect herself.”
“Then she needs to talk to a teacher.”
“Majority of them have been clocked out for the longest.” Armando states, “Sure they may look all prim and proper with sun rays shooting out of their heads—and I’m not manifesting like you love to say but if I ever get a call that they neglected Lishy? I’m on everybody’s ass.”
You exhale, “you know I’m right there with you but…don’t encourage her on the first day!”
Armando snorts before speaking back to Alisha, “…Make lots of friends so that nobody messes with you and if you need backup, they’ll jump in for you until mommy and daddy get there, alright?”
Throwing your hands up in the air with laughter bubbling in your throat you say, “it’s like I say one thing and it goes out the other ear.”
Sooner than later, you’re pulling up to the school which is filled with more cars than the damn freeway.
“Welp!” You quip, looking away from the passenger window, “The parking is horrendous, I guess we got to go home now.”
Armando’s circled the parking lot twice now until a security guard waved you over to the other side where there were a few parking spots that opened up.
“Stop it.” Armando scolds, “she’ll be fine. Alisha’s got my blood in her.”
“That’s what I’m worried about,” you mutter while Armando mockingly smiles at you, “…I know Alisha will be great. She’s a joy to be around but I don’t want to leave her by herself.”
“Babe, we talked about this.” Armando sighs, “she won’t be by herself, with a personality like that? People will be clinging to our little Einstein. Plus, it’s only four hours for three days this week and then we’ll see her again.”
“Four hours too long!” You whined, “Next thing you know she’s gonna be moving to Belize with some random raggedy ass boy—or person—we’re inclusive over here—and I won’t get to see that precious face on a daily.”
“…why Belize?” Armando frowns.
“I don’t know! Its somewhere far from us.”
Armando shuts the engine off and looks at you, feeling the anxiety just radiating off you, “…look at it this way, we still got FatMa with us and we got four more to go.”
You peel your eyes open at the mention of your chunky eight month old who was napping in their car seat behind Armando, snoring away due to getting over a cold. You had two kids down and Armando wanted six but you were once open to four. FatMa—Belona’s birth was a tough one after you suffered from cervical edema so you were more than willing to wait for a while for any more little ones. Look at you now? Sending your first baby off and you knew you were about to be a whole mess but you always had Armando to lean on.
“Yeah…we’ll see about that.” You state before leaning your head back against the headrest, “Lish! You ready to go, because mommy’s not?”
“It’s okay, mommy. Take time.”
Your head snapped to Armando’s at her sweet words, lips pushing out into a pout as you felt your eyes burn. Armando shakes his head at you, quickly unbuckling his seatbelt.
“Uh, uh.”
Before hoping right out.
You sniff and take a deep breath then exhaled before pulling the mirror down to pat any rising tears back and then you also climbed out of the family car. As usual you were tasked with Alisha while Armando tended to Belona’s stroller set up.
Alisha held onto your hand, twisting around as she kept peeking at all the kids up ahead behind led into the school. She looks up at you, “Mommy, friends?”
Smiling softly at her you nod, “Yes baby, let’s of them. Who’s number one though?”
“Um…you!”
“That’s right, mama’s girl!” You scrunched your nose up at her with a smile, which she repeated as you leaned down to kiss the corner of her mouth.
When you pulled back, you met Armando’s eyes as he watched the cute moment between you two. He leaned against the stroller handle and shot you a small smile himself before nudging his head, “ready?”
“Yes!” Alisha bounced on her toes.
You tightened your hold on Alisha’s little hand but still moved forward to follow Armando’s lead, ‘no,’ you thought to yourself as you walked beside him.
The line moved quickly that led to what would be Alisha’s classroom. It was all a blur honestly, the two teachers were nice enough and encouraging and honestly Armando probably did most of the talking, shockingly. The head teacher, Mrs. Miller gave Alisha a colorful glittery sticker with her name on it that happened to be her favorite color, yellow and her eyes lit up.
“Daddy look!”
Armando nods, “I see mija! You look even prettier now.”
“Thanks, daddy!”
Ms. Joan, the assistant teacher smiled, “want to say bye to your family and meet some friends?”
Alisha turns to run to Armando’s legs but your hold on her hand made her stare up curiously at the resistance.
Armando along with the teachers notice this and he gives them a knowing look, you missed him whispering to them that you were more than nervous about Alisha’s big day but this was nothing new for the teachers. They tried to be reassuring but your unusual quietness was a big contrast to your chatty ways when you first met back when you toured the school a few months ago.
“I think mama needs some big love before you go, can you do that?” Armando asks Alisha who tugs on your hand, making you zone back into what was actually going on.
She raises her free hand up to you, “Mommy, hug?”
A watery smile splits onto your face as you instantly bend down to pick her up and crush her to your form. You cradle her head and slowly sway her from side to side. “I love you and I want you to have a good day, okay?”
“Kay! Luv you too.”
The sniffles were a huge battle as you held on even tighter. The teachers quietly watched on in adoration, letting you have this moment that they’ve seen plenty of times before. Armando then taps your arm, reaching for Alisha himself.
“She’s mine.” You mutter while Armando turns his eyes into slits at your dramatics.
Armando then raises his brows with a blink as he pushes out his lips, “oh I guess you made her by yourself too then, huh?”
Which earns some laughter from other parents waiting and watching but you didn’t care. You gave Alisha another squeeze before pulling back to meet the eyes she shared with her father. You squished her cheeks with a groan before handing her off to Armando who still had his arms out.
Armando lifts Alisha up into the air with a low smile before lowering her so they’re eye level, “love you my little smarty pants, be good.” He says as he pecks her forehead and then each cheek before placing her down on her two feet.
“Bye mommy, bye daddy!”
“See you later!” Armando corrects as he watches Alisha take the assistant’s hand who leads her into the classroom.
Mrs. Miller turns to stand beside the stroller on the left of Armando and watches along with you two as Ms. Joan places Alisha in between two other kids, a girl and a boy. Before the teacher can even introduce them, Alisha is tapping both to tell them her name.
“Oh she’ll be just fine!” The head teacher informs you two, “I can see it now, she’ll be okay. Now go relax for a few hours.”
“You’ll call if anything goes wrong?” You manage to say between shaky breaths.
Mrs. Miller rests a comforting hand on your shoulder, “always but nothing will.”
Armando points, “I like you already, teach.”
She grins at Armando before playfully shooing you two off. Armando spins the stroller along and the more faces you see as you take your exit you’re tempted to run back into the classroom yourself. Armando can sense it so he snakes one firm hand across your waist, leading you and a snoring Belona back outside.
It’s once you make it to the car that you start bawling and dry heaving.
“Hey whoa, are you serious?” Armando asks turning away from the open back door.
You fold your hands above your head, trying to focus on your breathing but you still manage to get some words out, “I just—s-shes so big.”
“She’s four.” Armando blinks, “not forty.”
“She’s our first baby, Arman!”
Armando keeps his cool as usual, “I’m well aware.”
“I can’t take it! Then she’ll be off to p-p-prom and marriage—
Armando scowls, “i dunno about all that mami—
“So you think she’ll be living with us for forever and single?”
He can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or serious.
Armando clenched his eyes shut, “I’m not even thinking that far ahead. You need to relax, it’s just school, we’re not sending her off to her future just yet.”
You grip his shirt, making him slightly widen his low-lidded eyes for a moment, “but t-that’s what it feels like!” You bury your head in his chest and Armando hesitates, not expecting you to do this much but eventually rubs at your back as warm tears glide down your face.
Armando holds onto you quietly as you let it all out. You were right in a sense when you laid down next to each other last night, admitting that there was a 70% chance that were probably going to lose your shit over Alisha’s first day and that you were.
Gurgling is heard around your sniffles and that instantly makes you pull back. You rush over to see Belona awake underneath a crochet blanket, eyes wide and giving you a sharp look, like she commonly does at your dramatics. Laughing through your tears, you work to pull her out of the stroller and bounce her right to your frame.
“Good morning, fatma! Are you going to be the one that promises to never leave me?” You coo against her temple while Armando just shakes his head at you, moving to lower the stroller and put it back into the trunk.
When he slightly turns to the security guard who motions that there’s a car waiting for that spot, Armando tells him just another minute with his finger. He circles back to the side of the car, hand touching your waist as you’re on mode: baby talk to Belona who’s always unimpressed by your antics.
“Babe, we can’t stay out here all day.” Armando starts.
You cut your eyes at him, “who says?”
“I say.” Armando affirms, “you heard what Mrs. Miller said…use this time to relax and clearly that’s not what you’re doing.” He eyes your tear stained face, “Let’s go do some retail therapy and hit the spot to get those empanadas you love so much.”
‘And Birria Tacos for Alisha of course!’ You think.
That made you raise your brows as Armando opened the back door a little wider so that you can strap Belona into the car seat, “not you offering to take me shopping? You hear that fatmama’s? We’re getting spoiled today!”
That earns a grin from Belona which makes you laugh as you pinch her chin.
“Y’all are spoiled everyday,” Armando announces after you triple check to make sure your youngest is secured, “I just don’t need you crying up a storm anymore today like the big ass baby that you are.”
You huff as you step back so Armando can shut the door behind Belona. You get into his face as you poke his chest, “everybody can’t be the cool dad, I’ve got emotions and your petty ass does too.”
The both of you climb into the car and you work connecting Armando’s phone to the car in search of some music and stare at him while he’s backing out of the space while the angelic voice of Mariah Carey’s, “Emotions,” starts to play through the car.
Armando pauses even after he shifts gears.
“Were you not in your feelings last week when I was on my period and didn’t want you hugging up on me? So you decided to have a whole performance belting your heart out to love songs while working out because you missed me so bad?” You tilted your head to the side, waiting for some answers.
He scoffs, “not my fault that I got some love to give and you’re one of the only ones I want to give it to.” Before sending a wave to the guard as he pulled off from the school.
You humph in satisfaction just as a FaceTime call rings in. “It’s papa Mike.”
“Let it ring, I’m not done with you yet.”
Sucking your teeth, you wipe underneath your eyes before answering the call anyway, leaving Armando to rub at his jaw in annoyance.
“G-pop! What’s going on?” You grin into the camera as you place the phone back into the holder.
Mike lifts his shades from his eyes as he says, “nothing, just calling to check in on y’all. Thanks for the pics by the way, Lish looked adorable!”
You nod, “yeah, she walked in like the big ball of energy that she is. Me on the other hand? Not good.”
“Awl no! Don’t tell me you let the water works loose!”
Armando speaks up, “I thought I was about to get my ass whooped in the parking lot for a second.”
“No!” Mike laughs, “Marcus did say you just had to let her have her moment.”
“I did!” Armando scoffs, “Then she tried to make it seem like I was going to gatekeep Alisha from ever getting married.”
“Hol up…Whatchu mean marriage?” Mike frowns into the camera while you roll your eyes.
“You two are losers! Alisha deserves to have that in her life—if thats what she so desires.”
Mike scratches at his ear, jaw a little tense, “she’s four, not forty.”
Armando was truly Mike’s son!
You side eye Armando who also gives you a look to prove his point.
“And she can get married as young as twenty-four—
Armando quickly interrupts, “hell no.”
“Nope, don’t want to hear none of that.” Mike holds his hand up, “…did Lish give belly some love too?”
You laugh at the mention of the two siblings, “fatma slept through the whole drop off—
“You were hogging Alisha anyway.” Armando adds.
Ignoring him you continue, “and you know how Alisha is with germs. She’s been telling Arman and I that she doesn’t want Bel to ruin her first day with her jeebies.”
Mike gives that rich dad laugh that’s deep in his chest, “yeah, that sounds like her! But everything else was straight, right?”
“Mhm.” Armando responds, fingers tapping against the steering wheel to the beat.
Leaning onto the console you nod your head, “yup! And we got two more days to do this.”
“Hopefully you won’t have any more tears left to cry by next week.”
Offense was on your face now as you grasped your chest, “Wooooow!”
Mike laughs, “alright y’all be good and Chrissy and I will be waiting on the call from Lisha about her first day.”
“You got it G-pop!” You salute while Mike gets closer to the screen, “and Mando.”
He leans over to glance down at the phone, waiting for whatever else his bio dad had to say.
“I see you’re playing your favorite song…don’t ever try to hit that note again, you’re an alto man.” Mike tells Armando who frowns before he sends the younger man a peace sign, ending the call which makes you snicker.
Armando exhales as he pauses the song, “tell me something mami…did you go behind my back and send my—Mike something?”
Particularly him full out jamming to the ending of this current song. You liked sneaking up on him when he was either in the at home office or gym, usually you strayed away from the gym before he tried to drag you into the room and turned into a drill sergeant but you were the one who said you wanted to tone up the baby weight after Bel. Everybody works at their own pace but that only applied when it came to Armando’s relationship with Mike, apparently. Yet you did sneak up on him after feeling bad shoving his arms off of you, bringing him a snack but ended up finding another snack and entertainment in the gym that evening.
“Not just Mike.” You mutter, pulling your knees to your chest.
Armando slowly closed his eyes before opening them right back, cause he was driving you know?
“Who?” He rasped out.
“Just the group chat with the family.” You shrugged, “and they were happy to know that you do have some rhythm…not vocals but rhythm.”
Which probably included Reggie too but just like Armando, he barely said much even in text but he was family and you loved him too.
Armando decides to let it go with an exhale of his own, “well I sent a pic myself to the work chat of you not too long ago so…fuck it, guess we both ain’t shit.”
“Arman!” You yelled, not liking that very much now that it was on the other foot.
You wanted to seem cool to AMMO and not this sensitive mess but truth to be told you did not like the sound or weight of guns so you left that to the team. The rest of the stuff? Like the tech was more of your interest but you respected their work although it spun your insides every time Armando left for work.
He’s smirking at you now while you’re gasping, hands ready to swat at him, “ah! I’m driving and Bel’s with us, we dont need your violence at this time.”
“You know what? I’m calling Mike back—no matter of fact I’m calling uncle Hondo.”
Armando shrugs his shoulders, “am I supposed to be scared? I handle snitches like you for breakfast.”
“I’ll tell Alisha you weren’t being very nice to her mommy and we both know she’s a mama’s girl.” You mock over the console while you halted scrolling through your contacts.
Armando straightened up a bit at that, “…you started it. Nobody told you to fucken record me, like that’s not an invasion of my privacy.” He grumbles.
“Oh boo-hoo you like Mariah Carey and I love my daughter, so what! Nobody is going to send us to jail for that.” You sassed.
Armando nods, “…you wouldn’t do well in there no way.”
“Excuse me?”
“You’re too soft.” Armando snorts, “you cried over inside out.”
Here we go again with the disrespect!
“That’s exactly why you got disgust on that tiktok effect.” You pointed, “Very fitting.”
“…least she’s hot, which I am too so that tracks.” He’s smirks at you and you really just want to choke him.
Fanning your hand at the bronzed skinned man you lean away from him while you say, “Sometimes I can’t stand you and today is one of those days, take me back to my baby, I’m clocking out.”
Armando laughs, “you’re the one who chose to marry me babe, so you’re never getting rid of me. Like you vowed, foreva eva? Your word today is: relax. So…” he skips to the next shuffled song and smirks since it’s so fitting as it’s Outkast playing now.
“Wooo! I’m sorry Ms. Jackson, oooh! I am for real, neva meant to make your daughter cry, I apologized a trillion times.” He sings, reaching a finger over to poke your cheek which you try to latch onto his wrist to bite his finger.
Soon you’re wiping the annoyance off your face because a hit was playing and you couldn’t hold out any longer. Plus it got your mind off worrying about your little one for now and as Armando interlaced your fingers together, bringing your hand to brush his lips against your skin while you started to rap, you felt like everything was going to be alright for you and your little family.
And Armando was secretly counting down the hours to see his little girl again, he’d never tell you he got choked up looking into Alisha’s eyes before kissing her forehead but he had a role to play and that was always the calm one.
As for the whole marriage thing?
Ask him in thirty-six years!
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