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#SPANGELA: comedy rooted in friendship

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here, have another tiktok 💕

i love the smosh community!!

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without further ado: SHOURTCER × TASTE (an unserious edit)

ngl this is the cuntiest one I've done yet 🤭💋

<this girliepop was taken down TWT because of c*pyright SO ENJOY THIS TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE!>

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revising your writing is just like "is this weird. is this a weird sentence. is this the weirdest most poorly-worded sentence ever written by anyone" and the sentence in question is "he walked across the room"

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spnedit: Angels

the angels, they don't care. I think maybe they just don't have the equipment to care. seems like when they try, it just breaks them apart.

[demon version]

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D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, the first indigenous actor nominated in any lead category, attends the 2024 Emmys with a red handprint over his mouth, the symbol for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women (MMIW). September 15, 2024.

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oh so no one fucks with this character i like enough to make fanfiction about them? k cool

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

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he’s my pookie bear

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why did so many people not like lisa swallows she’s just a gothy girl who kills abusers and sexual assaulters and gives her bf at home bottom surgery she’s perfect

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Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

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[spoilers] yes lisa frankenstein is a wonderful, campy, cute good-fo-her adaptation for all the austen/shelley/bronte-loving weird girlies but what I keep thinking about is how it's also a meditation on how society doesn't want/ doesn't want to deal with female trauma (and weird girls). the way lisa's (enfuriatingly) deabeat dad barely looks at lisa but embraces taffy (who is 'successfully' a girl: happy, pretty, and not posing problems for anyone), the way those neighbours literally ignore lisa as she is chased by an intruder (who is literally a parallel to the axe murderer that killed her mom) - lisa's trauma is seen as some kind of wilful refusal to fit into the status quo and even makes her the target of further (gleeful) abuse by her stepmom (who threatens to literally lock her away for being 'weird'). and it's not just a lisa thing; the scene that struck me was taffy, covered in blood, crying, traumatised, and that stranger who looks and then ignores her. taffy as a popular girl and cheerleader and daddy's darling is always looked at favourably, alsways an object of positive attention-- right up until she has a problem. anyway and then something something about lisa finding companionship in another other and her choosing (un)death as a radical escape from and rejection of this status quo that cannot/ doesn't want to accomodate her and many more thoughts but that's all for now thank you

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Sometimes you just have to draw baby aliens to defeat art block

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At 26 years old and 8 years out of high school people still ask me how I read so fast and the answer is that my brain basically views written text as a visual language instead of a representation of spoken language.

I only “hear” text in my head if I take the time to translate it into spoken language. Asking me how I read so fast is like asking me how I understand spoken language so fast. It’s just meaning being streamed into my brain.

Like if you wanna read so fast that you scare people that’s legitimately how you do it. You stop translating text into sound in your head and view it as its own thing.