#money leech

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

reason: old gay monsters who also double as owners of a business, think on it

[anbaisai]

AU where Mostro Lounge launches it as an official sporting event, because Azul smelled the business opportunity (featuring @raven-at-the-writing-desk's Miss Raven with Jade)

(Continuation of the book 4 mystery)

Bonus of the nefarious opportunistic octopus:

[blueskittlesart]

hey actually i do feel like i should make this post because people are so often surprised when I mention that my instagram is monetized. any business account (you can tell that it's a business account because the bio has a subtitle labeling the type of business they are) that has over 10k followers on instagram is eligible for reels monetization and any account with over 15k is eligible for post monetization. There is no requirement to disclose whether or not any given post is monetized, and every post is monetized by default when you opt-in to monetization. be cognizant of what you see and what you like. the payout system is engagement-based and rewards ragebait and engagement farming. and if you are a small artist or content creator, DO NOT let large business accounts repost your work without compensation. they are making money off of you and hoping you won't notice.

[fingerless-glovez]

Wild times at Mostro Lounge

[thestarrystoryteller]

I could never work at the monstro lounge.

I would spend at least half my shift drawing doodles all over the signs that advertise it, but it brings in more customers so Azul can’t complain.

The doodles are quick but I’m a perfectionist, (one reason it takes half my shift) and Azul can’t complain, because that would make him hypocritical, and I would throw it back at him.

The second reason is the Tweels^tm. They both would love the fact that I’m (mildly) pissing off Azul, and that I can draw.

Jade would ask me to draw mushrooms, and because he’s my senior, who can I refuse? (I love mushrooms and loopholes)

Floyd would make me draw silly things, like cartoony shrimps or memes.

[jacqcrisis]

Call auto garage. 'Heeeeeyy. Just wanna see what's going on with my car. It got towed there almost a week ago :)'

Dude tells me they ordered parts that just came in and it'll be another day or two. 'Oh cool. Ordered part, neat. I uh- I hadn't heard anything since it got towed on Thursday so I was just seeing if the car even made it haha :)'

Dude is clearly thrown off by that. Gets asked if they can call me back later today with an estimate. I tell him absolutely, I would LOVE an estimate on how much to fix my car (that's ten years old and I haven't heard anything about for a week why did you order parts without talking to me what is happening). Dude says I'll get a call back. I say thanks.

Guess what business is closed for the night. Guess how many calls I got back :))))

[ryllen]

Sobbing, instead of studying I translated more of doujin page from the same artist, linking 2 more, with (shorter) summary,

this one is about trey who actually acts normal not because he wants normality, but because he feels like he has to be normal (like trauma after getting riddle into trouble), but then jade sense that side of him, and somewhat be like, it's okay not to be normal and it release tensions from trey's shoulders fhsdh when they started dating, trey kept finding himself in trouble that jade brought upon them (schoolmates suddenly wants to get into battle because they have some kind of beef on jade) when cater said, u like normal right? why are u going out with him? trey said, i don't actually dislike it (the trouble) (yea because he is actually not normal)

when azul said, jade why are u going out with trey, he seems too normal? jade be like, no he is not normal at all, trey knows there's someone behind the bench (i hope someone saved them after fshd but then there were ants, ants go for dead bodies, is he ded for real? fshdh BUT WAIT, it was raining, ANTS WON'T COME OUT WHEN IT RAINS, hey! hey!!! AUTHOR!!) but he still gave jade the umbrella calmly in conclusion, TOTES NOT NORMAL! Jade said.

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this one is about riddle becoming best friend with jade, and their unique relationship also bits of riddle realizing jade has feeling for trey and bits of floyd just started to think he likes riddle, and they all help each other (yippie!)

the writing is also in depth & brilliant, but i especially love page 61-64 where jade gave reasoning to trey not to tied himself forever on the trauma of putting riddle into trouble back then that he deserves to be happy himself when trey said "i wish i can do something for riddle" jade replied "riddle wasn't someone that only you could save." "of course it doesn't have to be me." "riddle is a strong person who can find happiness on his own if given the chance." "please be happy too"

RIGHT AT MY KOKORO.

[iceyrukia]

i really think some "feminists" were very shortsighted with the whole "oh i split the bill and pay for my man because I'm an independent feminist that doesn't need a man and I feel like I owe him something if i don't pay".

Like I'm sorry to tell you this but a man isn't gonna respect you any more or is inherently more "feminist" if he always you to pay. In fact it just gives men another thing to benefit from women without them even doing the bare fucking minimum of even addressing serious issues that actually affect women's lives like sexual assault, rape or even other actual oppressive gender roles like being expected to do domestic labor or "sexual labor" for men. Men are not oppressed for paying a bill on a date because that transactional relationship that they complain about as "oppression" was their own doing so please stop trying so hard to prove to men that you're not a "gold digger" because I promise you that a lot of men will TAKE AND TAKE AND TAKE from you without any fucking shame or self-awareness because of their male entitlement. Your feminism doesn't owe men shit and your only goal should be to liberate yourself from male control and any man who tries to tell you otherwise in just another self-serving moid.

This is not me advocating for gender roles or hyper-gammy btw I'm just trying to highlight how men use feminism for their own gain.

[texaschainsawmascara]

I be like I ain’t buying shit from celebrities then Keanu Reeves be coming out with full length books & comic books & I be like well I have to buy that

[fruitless-vain]

The most appropriate response to what’s happened is very obviously to find a clearance steak for Jack and cook it for dinner with some to add to the dogs’ and cat’s meals. Buy a JUMBO bag of sunflower seeds to spoil the birds. Get myself a slurpee, a big box of freezies and Jack a case of beer. Then just sit in the house, play a good game, and occasionally go “AND ANOTHER THING” in a bitch fest circle

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Yvette: All right, listen. I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar that's been stepped on... Vaughn: Mm-hmm. Yvette: But mine is the mighty wolf.  And if you want to beat an alpha, you have to be an alpha. Vaughn: Wrongo. If you're good enough at being a beta, then the alpha takes mercy on you and ends up giving you what you want.

[iamapoopmuffin]

*At a fairground* Yuu: *Staring at a big plushie at a basketball game stand* Floyd: Hey, Shrimpy, you want that thing? I can get it! Stall Runner: Alright, here's how it works, Mr big tall and threatening, one ball in the basket gets you a prize, more baskets means a better prize, all six in gets you the big elephant for your sweetheart. Wanna give it a go? Floyd: *Nods, pays and picks up first basketball* Floyd: *Yeets the basketball at the stall runner's head as hard as he can* Floyd: *Vaults over the stall, grabs the plushie and grab's Yuu's hand* RUN SHRIMPY RUN!

[nrc-confessions]

Uhm, guys, rent a boyfriend services usually don't offer kissing. If you saw Ruggie kissing like 7 people, I think he's just a hoe /aff

- 🦎

Thank you for your confession!

Maybe he’s doing a kissing booth sort of thing idk 😭😭😭😭

All I know is he gets good money from kissing people

[special-mooon]

Sophomores time (minus any dorm leaders, thats in the other poll)

The other polls down here 🫡🫡🫡

Dorm Leaders // 1st years // 3rd years

[starzgaze]

sl:a is lowkey... flopping ngl...

[purplecatghostposts]

Polyhornets HC that Alex has 90% of the streaming service subscriptions that everyone else leeches on and Alex acts really annoyed (he doesn’t actually care but it’s for the bit) that they don’t help pay so all of them every once in a while give him THE most romantic date and makes him all flustered, then teases him at the end like, “Does this count as my pay for the month?” (It does.)

The only one who gets off the hook is Jessica, who is not one of his partners but he respects highly and actually offers to pay a cut (he refuses), so hers is the only one with a ‘Gets a pass’ by her name instead of ‘Leech (Affectionate)’ like everyone else.