#monaaaaa

[hitsuyou-fukaketsu]

I hope she knows she is the prettiest in this world

[kairennart]

for @queerofthedagger

[astralsi]

when ur a mentally ill college student so you drop out, cut your bangs and stop talking to your shitty father

[beetlelunch]

the coolest guy! now south east of hell 🫡

[elipsi]

"sono qui dalle 9 di mattina" bro prima di tutto sei stato tu a decidere di fare riunione dopo cena invece che prima di cena, sei stato tu a fare un monologo di 40 minuti invece che lasciarci parlare e soprattutto c'è gente qui che ha avuto lezione dalle 8.30 quindi anche basta con questo vittimismo del cazzo

[tgirljoker]

^ she is hopelessly susceptible to silly little guys

[ayahimes]

@autymns , pg . 24

❛ if the world is divided into seeing and not seeing , ❜ she says , ❛ i shall always choose to see . ❜

[fluorescentmortem]

❧ ASSORTED QUESTION PROMPTS ☙

➤ @marblecarved asked: where are you off to in such a hurry? / from Mrs. Hudson?

  Molly gasped, coming to an abrupt stop as the older woman addressed her. Bugger—caught in the hall, too. What was she here for, again? Sherlock wanted her for something, she just couldn't recall what. Was she daydreaming about him at the time? Gazing and staring? Probably. God, she probably looked like an idiot.

  ❝Mrs. Hudson—❞ Molly responded with a tiny wince, turning on her heels to face the woman, her hands gripping at the leather strap of her bag, giving a nervous smile, ❝I was just leaving, you know, my cat and all that.❞ She shrugged lightly, ❝Did you, um... Did you need something?❞

[agendabymooner]

𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 || 𝐙𝐄𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐀 (sidemen) x OFC/reader

“I’ll show you every version of yourself tonight.”

summary: mona pays for a cheap rent and in return she gets a pair of menaces for roommates + mona hooks up with someone and finds a designer tshirt that she doesn’t own.

notes: no personal/romantic relationships are involved in this SMAU. the most personal that it could get would be the stuff that goes on from the videos that content creators made for the past few years. also, this is not proofread. english ≠ first language so it’ll be a ride.

characters involved: platonic!sidemen, zerkaa, mentions of stephentries, willne, calfreezy. roommates!w2s and calfreezy.

content warning: allusions to smut, explicit language, a whole of confusion basically because I’m posting what I kept in wattpad. it may be confusing but uh… yeah! this is literally a shitpost as of this point

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monalisabal “you’re lucky for scoring a cheap rent in london” this is the state of my fridge and toilet atm.

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wroetoshaw i’m sorry mon

monalisabal you’re really not.

calfreezy this is the best that i can offer

monalisabal i’ve always lived for disappointment anyways.

monaaaaa / monabal4 tweeted:

godbless callum and harold but at the same time are they really sent by god or the demon himself? they just barked at me after returning from my meeting.

monaaaaa / monabal4 tweeted:

hooked up with someone the night before. he was amazing. not gonna lie, there’s no need for him to leave something so expensive though— a balenciaga shirt, mayhaps?

monaaaaa / monabal4 tweeted:

if he tends to forget things like this, i could just apologize for the amount of things that he’d forget when sleeping with other ppl :/

monaaaaa / monabal4 tweeted:

my roomies just asked if i want to get involved in a video with them. they’d pay me for it. are they talking about 🌽? i honestly just want to meet their friends tbfh— what if it’s actually a casting couch?

monaaaaa / monabal4 tweeted:

i only agreed because they’re paying. harry did tell me that he asked because i’m “hot and funny.” he also told me that he only sees me like a sister before all of that. so that’s kinda… wrong don’t you think?

[fawnchives]

MONAAAAA HI LOVEY HOW R U

HI RY MY CUTIE PIE !! im doing good, how are you angel ??

[lestappenforever]

MONAAAAA : https://x.com/verstappencom/status/1727378913465409824?s=46&t=hyv89vOcEHo1x0LKfsB3lA

The lestappen/Charles to rbr agenda so strong that Max’s official website is promoting it 🤭 this was absolutely not something I thought I would see THE Max Verstappen website referring to Charles/Max as a bromance because of how much Max has praised Charles? Too true.

I saw.

I have no idea what's going on, but I am so here for it.

[desire-mona]

HELLO MONAAAAA!!!! how are you?? :00

for you!! :D 🌺💐

HELLO RALPHIE!!!!!!!!! i am doing very very good im listening to good music and i am laying in bed and i am happy!!! would u like to see my teddy bear hold on

this is murray however his full name is medium murray as he is one of 3 clones. theres murray (no variation) hes the one i have at home and sleep in bed with full time, medium murray which is the one i have at my grandparents, and a murray variation that i forgor the name of because hes lost to time. its some word to describe not very soft but i forget which one i used. they were named based off of where they were on the softness ranking, HOWEVER. medium murray is not the average amount of soft, he is the last soft. this is because i didnt know what the word medium meant yet. og murray is the softest and he is very floppy. someone remind me to photograph him when i go home sunday

[hoshigray]

hiiii hoshiiii

bby monaaaaa <3333 how've you been, ml, what's life like for you rn? 🌸🌸🌸

[hanafubukki]

Person 3:

-random creepy kid pops up when sleeping-

Male lead: 😶😐

Me: wtf, kid can you not?? When he’s sleeping?? I want my cat back. Monaaaaa!!! Give me my cat companion back.

[sherrymagic]

💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

Monaaaaa thank you so much this warmed my heart in a very bad day 🫶🏻🩷✨

[minhosimthings]

Mona mona monaaaaa how are we doing this week love? 🫶🩷

This week...... I don't remember anything I did this week 😃 BRUH THE SNOW HERE WHY IS IT GOING SO HARD. I've been pent up in this apartment for too long I NEED AIR and these bitches are putting online classes like WHY.

And how are you doing babygirl 😚? (Also off topic but YOUR TOP SONG BEING THINKING WITH MY DICK IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY)