#behzinga imagine

[agendabymooner]

𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 || 𝐙𝐄𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐀 (sidemen) x OFC/reader

“I’ll show you every version of yourself tonight.”

summary: mona pays for a cheap rent and in return she gets a pair of menaces for roommates + mona hooks up with someone and finds a designer tshirt that she doesn’t own.

notes: no personal/romantic relationships are involved in this SMAU. the most personal that it could get would be the stuff that goes on from the videos that content creators made for the past few years. also, this is not proofread. english ≠ first language so it’ll be a ride.

characters involved: platonic!sidemen, zerkaa, mentions of stephentries, willne, calfreezy. roommates!w2s and calfreezy.

content warning: allusions to smut, explicit language, a whole of confusion basically because I’m posting what I kept in wattpad. it may be confusing but uh… yeah! this is literally a shitpost as of this point

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monalisabal “you’re lucky for scoring a cheap rent in london” this is the state of my fridge and toilet atm.

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wroetoshaw i’m sorry mon

monalisabal you’re really not.

calfreezy this is the best that i can offer

monalisabal i’ve always lived for disappointment anyways.

monaaaaa / monabal4 tweeted:

godbless callum and harold but at the same time are they really sent by god or the demon himself? they just barked at me after returning from my meeting.

monaaaaa / monabal4 tweeted:

hooked up with someone the night before. he was amazing. not gonna lie, there’s no need for him to leave something so expensive though— a balenciaga shirt, mayhaps?

monaaaaa / monabal4 tweeted:

if he tends to forget things like this, i could just apologize for the amount of things that he’d forget when sleeping with other ppl :/

monaaaaa / monabal4 tweeted:

my roomies just asked if i want to get involved in a video with them. they’d pay me for it. are they talking about 🌽? i honestly just want to meet their friends tbfh— what if it’s actually a casting couch?

monaaaaa / monabal4 tweeted:

i only agreed because they’re paying. harry did tell me that he asked because i’m “hot and funny.” he also told me that he only sees me like a sister before all of that. so that’s kinda… wrong don’t you think?

[imagintheworldaway]

Keep Your Cool

A/N awe protective behz

Request - Can I request Ethan seeing reader getting flirted with at a party and she says no but the guy keeps hitting on her so Ethan steps in?

Requests = Open

The Sidemens 10th Anniversary party. It was going to be the event of the year for the UK Influencer scene. I had had my outfit planned for weeks, a beautiful understated red silk dress, which hung around my body like it was made for me. I had spent hours getting ready, knowing everyone would be there. My makeup looked like it was airbrushed on my face, my hair had been styled by my amazing hairdresser earlier this morning, I was ready for the night. “Babe, Ubers here” my boyfriend, and one of the hosts for the night, Ethan. I grabbed my little bag, more of an accessory than there for convenience, and glided down the stairs to meet my boyfriend. “You look breathtaking,” he said, giving me a cheesy smile. “Stop it you flirt” I giggled nudging him playfully as we made our way to the ride. 

The venue was intense. A whole club was being rented out with all the sidemens merch and banners adoring every little thing. There was a theme of silver, black and white and it looked beautiful. “Ahh Y/N” Ellie squealed as she saw me. I let out a little squeal back as we ran to each other and embraced. “You look insane” I smiled at her as she returned the compliment. Soon the other sidemen wifes and girlfriends joined us and we fell into idle chatter whilst the boys did a little shoot. 

Soon the pleasantries ended as the doors opened and a hoard of influencers flooded and filled the large space. The whole night Ethan's hand was softley grazing my lower back as we greeted guests, had drinks and laughed with our friends. Vikkstars DJ set was well under way and he had invited the rest of the boys up. “I’ll be back” Ethan smiled at me, and with a peck on the lips he was gone. 

I was standing in a circle, listening to a conversation when I felt a hand snake around my forearm. My eyes darted down to see a large hand, I followed this up and was met with the eyes of a gentleman I did not recognise. “God you’re hotter than your pictures” he said as I slightly turned my body to face him. Before I could even ask who he was he had started an entire conversation, well he was talking at me not to me. My eyes darted around looking to get anyones attention except this man infront of me. “I’m Jason, but you know that, don't you, I always thought we should link up, like I know you’re with that ginger freak but baby, you could have all of this” he smiled coyly at me. “I’m very happy thank you” I interjected through gritted teeth. I tried to pull my arm away but his grip just tightened the more I tried to move. 

Jason pulled me closer to him so he could lower his voice but still be loud enough that I could hear him over the music. “Let's get out of here, hell he won't even notice” Jason said, his mouth so close to my ear that his breath tickled my skin. As soon as I thought that this creep was going to pull me a way the comforting, familiar warmth had found its way to my lower back. I didn't even have time to look to my right before I heard the soothing voice of my boyfriend next to me, “can i help you man?” It was all I heard when I felt the grip on my arm loosen. In the moment of weakness I ripped my forearm back. I leaned back a little into my boyfriend's frame as Jason's attention snapped from me to Ethan. 

I watched as although Jason was taller, he was scrawnier. The stare off was intense, I could feel the tension that surrounded our little bubble. “Just offering her an upgrade” Jason smirked as he laid his eyes back on me, obviously taking in my figure. I could feel Ethan tense next to me as he took a step forward, forcing Jason to take a step. “Look lad” Ethan spat. “I don't know who invited you but I won't let you ruin mine or my girlfriends night” Ethan said through gritted teeth. Jason looked at him, then back at me. “Hey, thats enough, now get the fuck out of my party” Ethan said, venom dripping from his words. Jason was dumbstruck, i don't know if he was expecting to whisk me away, physical violence or security but no matter he seemed disappointed in the outcome. 

We watched as the grown man backed down and sulked off towards the entrance. “You ok” his concern was evident as he looked at me like a parent whose child had just fallen over. “I’m fine, and well done for keeping your cool, now let's forget about him and celebrate you my love” I smiled, interlacing my hand with his and dragging him to the dance floor.

[carobear16]

Bros a cutie patootie

[sillylittlegirlthoughts]

would you do high school harry with a girl who hes just sat next to for most of the school year (therre so clearly in love but deny it) and idk he just doenst want to go to his lesson but also doesnt want to skip on his own so he asks her and they skip AND if you alright writing it they just get high (from personal experience 😇😇) and talk and you can make them do what ever i dont care

skippers | w2s

thank you anon for this request! personally love this idea and sorry if it is shorter than anticipated but if you would like another maybe where they go back to school or you meeting harry’s parents after this then lemme know!

harry lewis x reader!

requests are always open! check a previous post to see a list of those i would love to write for

The bell rang through the school as the commotion of the class and corridors began to rise, every student heading to their next class. She too added to that as she rushed to her next class. English, was a subject that she despised, but the boy she sat next to made it not so bad.

Her and Harry got arranged seating at the beginning of the year. As a result of them both being extremely sheepish when around new people caused them not to speak for the first few weeks and only exchanging smiles of acknowledgment when passing one another in the halls. One Friday the teacher set a pair assignment for the weekend, when both her and Harry bonded over the thought of comics being better than actual novels they soon realised their common interests did not stop at that.

Their english classes were not spent practically and somehow they did even less work than they used to. With a few warning and many classmate judgements the pair found themselves inseparable.

Whether it was them both ignoring the smitten nature of their relationship or they were too busy thinking of each other to think of the reason why, Harry and Y/n had both failed to acknowledge the obvious connection they had.

It became extremely obvious to their classmates and their friends that they talked about one another too much to be ‘just friends.’

She walked and waited outside Harry’s class waiting for the dismissal. Harry came out of the room, lugging his bag on one shoulder ruffling his hair with the other hand. “You alright?” She asked, furrowing an eyebrow at the distressed boy. “Yeah, yeah. Just knackered. Don’t want to do this bullshit of a class.” He moaned as they trailed alongside eachother.

“Harry it’ll be alright. We always have a laugh in English!” She exclaimed as she tried to put a smile on his face. “I really dunno. I don’t want to go. But I don’t want to bloody skip by myself either!”

He looked around aimlessly as he contemplated what to do. “Y/n, would you come skip with me?” He asked her, his eyes filled with hope.

“I thought you’d never ask!” She joked.

After they had managed to make it off school grounds they headed towards a football pitch secluded in the back of a park nearby.

“See! This is so much better than English!” Harry uttered as he dropped his bag on the ground, running to a football in the net. He brought it out and took a kick of it. The ball was quite filthy and deflated too but Harry was having an exceptional amount of fun. The ball hit the netting at the back of the net as Harry ran around in excitement. She giggled at him, admiring how much fun he was getting out of the sad little football he had found. He ventured for the football and brought it to the spot. “Have a go.”

“What?”

“C’mon! Have a go. It’s easy just do a little run up and kick with the inside of your foot.” He lectured her, running his hand across the inside of his foot whilst doing so. “Right then.”

She giggled as she ran slightly to the ball, watching Harry shout to her with words of encouragement. She kicked the ball and it flew into the net. Harry yelled and ran to the girl, embracing her as he swung her around. “That was class, y/n!”

“Harry! I just seen you bloody do that about six times!” She stifled a laugh, admiring the boys complete giddiness.

“Yeah but from you! That brilliant from you!” He stated as he walked back to his bag, propping himself against the post and he sat down. “Oi!” She hit the boy playfully over the back of his head, and sat down facing him.

At first they contemplated how they would manage to pass the remainder of the day out in the bitter cold but it was soon resolved when Harry brought some things for them to smoke.

Their bodies were soon warmed up and their minds were flowing. As they both lay on their stomachs and talked about their mates in school they noticed how much fun they were having and dodging the thoughts of any trouble they might get in later.

Harry couldn’t stop laughing at anything the girl said, he admired her true smile and how much it enhanced her beauty. His brain was fumbled. He finally admitted to himself this afternoon to his true feelings about her and he didn’t know how to act. He had pushed it away for so long so it didn’t bother him but now that he had admitted it to himself he couldn’t help but feel so out of place. He was awkward, fidgeting with his fingers and constantly running through his hair to the point where she asked,

“Are you okay?”

He stared at the girl blankly as his eyes grew heavy and his expression started to seep into confusion.

He then did something so impulsive that it even stunned him. He leaned in and she followed suit and then he connected their lips, the kiss was slow and sweet. She was a gentle kisser and her hands trailed to his hair slowly tangling through his blonde mess. She could feel him smile through the kiss and they slowly pulled away and he rested his forehead on hers and they both just smiled in content.

[infictionalwonderland]

PERIODS — harry lewis

pairing: harry lewis x fem!reader

warnings: periods… NOT REALLY A WARNING BUT YKKK, swearing, suggestive-ness, medication

Whoever said people your age couldn’t have sleepovers, could go and do one—because you absolutely fucking could, you and Talia proving said notion right now; your boys were off again, somewhere abroad for a sidemen shoot and leaving you and your best friend alone. Instead of getting all weepy and mopey (over a boy, never you) you and her decided to make the most out of the lack of testosterone—after you’d dropped your boyfriend off at the airport, all innocent smiles and pretty fluttering lashes, you’d zoomed off (probably breaking several speed limits) to get to your best friends new home.

When you got there, she’d opened the door with an excited screech despite expecting you and you returned it despite knowing she’d been the one to open the door. After of long embrace where she didn’t wanna let you go, you finally convinced her with the promised of pizza and brownies. Hauling your overnight bag in, you’d began your girly night—music booming, comfy clothes on, gossip upon gossip and so many laughs your whole body was in tatters as you made pizzas and brownies (admittedly, hers were better but she was literally Mario’s second cousin, it’s to be expected)

Food in hands and smiles never leaving your faces, you’d taken off into a race into a race for the living room (you won, obviously) and began your evening of movie watching—from 10 things i hate about you to It, then legally blonde and Tangled, and many more, . . .you had quite the night. However both of your highlights was when you discovered you both started your cycles on that particular day—before your boyfriends had left and around basically the same times: it had you both in tear inducing laughter for two minutes. You’d ended up taking a Polaroid of you both grinning while holding up Flow (the period tracker app) and showing you both having the exact same cycles.

Twins.

That was yesterday—now you were both lying in a miserable heap of pain and exhaustion in Talia’s king size bed, hot water bottles on your abdomens and remaining snacks being shovelled into your mouths as you both snuggled and occupied yourselves on your phones.

You smiled slightly when your boyfriends name popped up over TikTok but grimaced afterwards as your stomach turned horribly.

harry🤍

gd mornin xx yu okay luv ?

me

you’re actually illiterate

harry🤍

and you can’t punctuate, we all have are own flaws. anyway i hope ur good, we’re landing at 3, want me to pick u up anything?

You grinned wider, deciding to piss about.

me

yeah actually can you get me some jumbo tampons!! thank youuu x

harry🤍

what. they do JUMBO? i mean thats, at least their being inclusive. good on em 👍 wait bloody hell love, you’re on again already? swear i don’t know how you still have blood in ya

me

yeah it happens to be a monthly thing, harry. 😄😄😄😄😄 also im with my gf so you might have to whisk me away before me elope xxxxx

harry🤍

she’d get you a shitty ring anyway i’ll get in simons lift home then and you can drop us off. … i love you, gotta go, see you soon gorgeous

me

love you too smelly 😜

You looked over at Talia at, miraculously, the same time she looked up at you and when she wordlessly showed you her phone, showcasing messages of her asking Simon for XXL pads, you gasped laughingly and showed her your messages to Harry. She made a shocked face before meeting your eye and you both burst out laughing, only to groan as you ached all fucking over.

“I hate being a women.”

It was now half two and while Talia was effectively making your day better—you both were still in immense pain. You’d migrated to every living room (you loved it so much, you could cry) and both had a sofa to yourself, Mushu (their adorable dog) was nipping at some toy from where he was sat by the telly. You both were on your phones for the most part, last nights episode of Love Island that you’d absently recorded now playing on the TV as you both munched away on the breakfast Talia got delivered—McDonald’s breakfast for you and she had a spiced cheesy omelette from this little breakfast place.

“When do you think Harrys gonna ask. .?” Talia looked at you from her place on the sofa, wiggling her ringed finger mischievously with a glittering smile, one hand still firmly against her stomach.

“Probably never.”

“Bullshit!” She shot back instantly, sitting up and pointing firmly in your direction as she ignored the pain she was in in favour of reassuring you. “Babe, you have not seen the way that man looks at you when he thinks no one is looking. Like, seriously, he has literal heart eyes for you and don’t even get me started on how he speaks about you. It’s like your the best thing in this entire world to him, really. Like you’re some kinda goddess or somethin’ he always looks so awestruck by you.”

“. .probably cause I cook him dinner.” You offered with a shrug, smiling lopsidedly, and Talia snorted with a head shake.

“Or you are his dinner.”

“I mean, he does—“

“Ah! WAIT, NO. Stop, no more, please.”

You grinned at her, sparing a wink before cooing at Mushu happily and urging him to jump up on you, which he did. Your entire demeanour seemed to soften as you wrapped your arms around the large grey ball of fluff.

“He’ll probably ask you soon.”

“Natalia.” You threw her a mock serious look and she put her hands up in a surrender motion, finding herself all too funny.

“What—have you seen you?” Talia retorted, faking a dreamy sigh as she readjusted herself on the plush material of her sofa. “I’d kiss you, marry you and fuck you. Repeatedly.”

“Miss Mar. . .” You jokingly trailed off.

“Have my babies?”

“I thought you’d never ask!”

“We should really do this more often.” Talia pouted at you, friendly love bright in her irises as she pulled her blanket more around her body. “I miss hanging with you, sexy bum.”

“Miss you more, baby cakes.” You winked at her dramatically, mouth falling open just like Fred Weasley and she giggled back at you, snapping a candid photo.

“Speaking of babies—“

“NATALIA HADDOCK.”

Approaching four o’clock was when your boyfriends finally rolled up—you and Talia didn’t actually notice at first, you were both laying down on the living room floor with Mushu next to you and a mediation video on the large screen, giggles slipping past your lips even as you attempted to be quiet. You would’ve sat up but considering your cramps. . .‘twas a no go.

“Keep your fake lips shut, Cruella.”

Talia squawked in offence at your comment but kept her eyes shut for the purpose of mediation, blindly lifting a manicured hand to swat at you.

In that moment, your boyfriends both walked through the door, trading odd looks at the silence in the home (if there was anything you and Talia were together, it was not silent). Simon lead Harry through the house, more confused than anything to where his fiancé was but when they heard whooshing sounds from the living room, they both stopped uncertainly.

Harry quickly picked up a random umbrella from where they were sat, just in case.

However, when you hesitantly stalked into the living room they didn’t expect to see both of their girlfriends laying sprawled across the floor in starfish position with a mediation video playing on the large TV. They both paused, trying to repress their amusement and Harry instantly got out his phone—zooming into you to take some photos.

“Feeling zen, yet?” Simon inquired.

“So zen.” You both confirmed, simultaneously.

There was silence for no more than a second before you and Talia both let out startled exclamations and sat up straight—immediately groaning out in pain after as your stomach cramped and ached (day 2 was your personal worst day for pain/cramps).

“Woah. Woah, woah.” Simon paused at the in sync groans of pain, “listen. . .I know you both have like, interlinked emotions but please don’t tell me you can feel what the other feels?!”

“Boy.” Talia gave him a deadpan stare.

“Help.” You urged your boyfriend, reaching out your hands expectantly and he rolled his eyes fondly as he walked over to you, large hands taking your smaller ones in his own and he tugged you up from the ground, one of his arms wrapping around your waist to pull you into him. “Hey stranger.”

“Hey.” Harry mumbled back, grinning widely as he pulled you flush against him, digging his head endearingly into the crook of your neck and leaving two swift kisses, your sweet aroma surrounding him and clouding his thoughts as you hummed, running your fingers through his short hair.

“No PDA in my house!” Simon exclaimed.

“Shush,” Talia tutted—unimpressed with her fiancé, “don’t listen to him. Harry, kiss my girl all you want just. . nothing more, preferably.”

“She’s not your girl.”

“Am I not?” You played clueless, faking a confused look at him before going to step over to your best friend, only for him to tug you back against him, large, muscled arms wrapping around your front to hold you back.

“Disgusting.” Simon blanched. “Do that in your own home, please.”

You and Talia both rolled your eyes in sync: you turned your head to smile up at your boyfriend, pressing a loving peck to his soft lips and then his bicep before gently tugging his arms off you, getting ready to say bye to your friends.

“Bye beautiful.” Talia grinned, her arms coming to wrap around you with a careful tightness. “I love you, let me know if you need anything—also, we should really really do this again soon. I love spending time with you.”

Feeling your heart warm, you smiled back at her genuinely. “I love spending time with you too, Lia. Next time we can make lasagna and cupcakes. . .the Tom and Jerry ones.”

Talia squealed slightly, pulling away from your hug to press kisses to both your cheeks and then your forehead.

“You’re the best. Miss ya’ already.”

“Missing you more.”

A few minutes later, you and Harry were finally out of the mini-mar household. Your boyfriend had finally resigned to carrying you when you had fully stopped walking and hunched over slightly in pain from your cramps—he’d sighed, like the tired boyfriend he was, then gently picked you up bridal style and ignored Talia’s obnoxious awes and how she took several pictures.

(She totally didn’t put them on her story)

“Spoiled princess, ‘s what you are.” Harry shook his head jokingly as he carefully put you down in the passenger side of your own car that he was driving cause you were in pain.

“Ain’t that the truth.”

He grinned at you, looking up through his lashes as he did your seatbelt for you, one of his large arms caging you in and the the other free arm reaching over your lower half to tug the seatbelt tighter. He looked similar to an angel in that moment—sun illuminating his features, those fucking blue eyes you were a sucker for and you felt a trail of sparks on the skin his hand purposefully brushed over.

“That tight enough?” Harry inquired, cheekily.

“So tight.” You responded with a snicker of your own and he rolled his eyes at you, tugging a strand of your hair briefly and you feigned a dramatic wince as he left you, shutting the door to your side and climbing in the drivers side.

You looked over, rolling down your window readily as you knew what was coming—when your car started to take off, Talia opened up the window closest to the driveway, popping out her head with a gorgeous gleaming smile.

“BYE BYE BEAUTIFUL, I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON!”

“BYE GORGEOUS—SAME GOES FOR YOU, CALL ME!”

As you did the ‘call me’ symbol with your hand and gave her a dramatic wink, she giggled before ducking her head back indoors.

“Might as well date her.”

“Might just, y’know.” You smiled at him sweetly, turning on the radio for background noise like you always did, “Smells a lot than my current partner anyway?”

“He can’t be that bad!”

“No, really, he stinks of piss.”

“I beg you fu—“

He cut himself off, grin faltering as he heard you wince in pain, frowning softly as he looked over at you.

“Hanging in there alright?”

“Mhm.” You hummed, smiling tensely.

“I got you something.” Harry mentioned, peering over at you and when he saw you looking him with that adorably confused look, he nudged his head backwards and your eyes followed—landing on the Tesco bag in the backseat.

“My jumbo tampons?” You cackled to yourself.

“No—I did look though—“ Your laughter increased in volume, ignoring the aching pain overcoming you as best you could, “Oh—Oh. I see now, they aren’t a thing. You played me.”

“What? No, never.”

“I smell deceit.”

“I smell piss. Oh, wait, it’s just you.”

You giggled at yourself and while he tried to playfully glare at you, he couldn’t quite keep his smile at bay as he stared at you.

Curiously, you reach behind you and tug the Tesco bag from its space in the back, lugging it into your lap and opening it up—your mouth immediately pops open in an awww when you take in the two sets of cupcakes, your favourite chocolate bars, the sanitary products and some pain medication.

“Harry. .”

“Don’t mention it, I beg.” A sheepish crimson blush coats his pale cheeks at your tone and your evident heart eyes. Jesus Christ, were you pretty. He was so lucky to be able to call you his, that much he knew for sure.

“Thanks, handsome.”

“Yeah, yeah anytime man.”

You arch a brow.

“Anytime, love.” Harry corrects, flashing you an equal parts amused and sarcastic smile as you nod your approval to the changing pet name.

When you finally arrive back at your apartment complex—Harry’s already out of his side of the car as soon as it stops, and then he goes over to you, opening your door and looking down at you. He lets at a dramatic heaving sigh at your doe eyed look, scolding his skin for flushing and heart for picking up.

Effortlessly, he takes the bag off your hands with one hand and pulls you from the car with the other, once you’re out the car he lifts you up easily with one arm and you wrap your legs around his hips, arms around his neck.

“Hi.” You mumble, grinning mischievously as your acrylics scratch at his beard.

“My pretty troublemaker.” Harry huffs affectionately, squinting down at your bright smile fuelled by mischief. “Don’t you dare bring attention to us, this is embarrassing enough.” He nearly whines.

You merely smile, a kiss to his cheek to tide over his anxieties.

The walk was going pretty smoothly, but as soon as Harry stepped foot into the elevator, another set of footsteps followed and his eyes shut miserably, leaning down and sighing into your neck hopelessly.

“Hi Effie!” You immediately perk up at the sight of the older woman—Effie was this sweetheart fifty six year old who lived on the floor below you and Harry, a vast lover of plants and animals with a hatred for men (you loved her, Harry was scared of her).

Harry barely refrains for niping at the soft skin of your neck in reprimand. Of bloody course.

“Hello dearie.” The older woman, hair a dyed purple shade and silver septum hanging from her button nose, greets you with a calm smile. Effie was evidently unfazed by the scene in front of her—if anything, she was proud that you were putting your man to work. “How are you today?”

“Oh I’m grand, Ef.” You smiled so charmingly that as Harry stared down at you, he almost forgot he was even supposed to be annoyed. “How are you? How’s Tia, I miss her!”

“I’m well, thank you, dearie. Tia misses you too, I assure you. Perhaps you come down tonight, I can bake us some cookies just how you like them.”

Harry paused, bewildered. Did his girlfriend just get hit on by a grandma?!

“I—“

Before you could even get a word out, the elevator dinged open to your floor and Harry wasted now time practically sprinting out with his arms possessively entangled around your frame; you quickly exclaimed a startled ‘bye Effie’ over your boyfriends shoulder before the elevator doors shut.

You quickly distracted yourself with how you could feel your boyfriends muscular biceps as he held you up, your acrylics took to touching and tracing them as he bounced you up further on his hip. You closed your eyes, leaning further into him and humming at the delightful scent of his cologne, the soothing vibrations of his body as he quietly chatted away helping to dull the aches in your own body.

“You alright there, y/n?”

“Never been better.” You smiled up at him and he gives you an amused one back, kissing your forehead softly as he finally opens the door to your shared apartment—once inside, he readily manoeuvres the both of you to the sofa where he carefully places you down, handing you the bag of food and your favourite blanket he spots on the lone armchair. “Thank youuu.”

“Spoiled princess.” He names again, but the smile on his face is enough to melt you despite his words.

Harry then goes into the kitchen as you try and adjust on the sofa more comfortably, face screwing up as a particularly harsh pain washes through you—your abdomen clenching. To distract yourself, you search through the Tesco bag and smile to yourself as you take out the first batch of muffins.

You mindlessly click onto WhatsApp, taking a photo of the bag of goodies and sending it to the girls groupchat with a little ‘make your men do this for you, pretty ladies’ and instantly being met with gushing from them all.

“Showing off my expert shopping skills?”

You startle—gaze flickering to your boyfriend who smiles at you, that smile he saves just for you and it makes you feel so special and warm every time. Your eyes dart over him, noticing the hot water bottle he now clutches (you love that hot water bottle—it’s got this absolutely adorable cover of a lama).

Fucking hormones, you think, as you feel a wave of emotion hit you at how much he’s done for you.

“Hey,” Harry noticed the quivering frown you now adopted and internally panicked, did I do something? Hot water bottle in hand, he hurried towards you, kneeling down on the floor beside where you were laying and twirling a pierce of your hair around his finger. “Hey. What’s wrong, love, hm? You in pain?”

“Yeah.” You answer him shakily, that’s not why your suddenly upset. “I love you.”

If he’s confused—he doesn’t show it, he merely smiles at you comfortingly, leaning in to gently press a kiss to your lips.

“I love you more.”

You smile up at him and his face softens completely at you—he’s so fucking in love. And yes, these thoughts of his are incredibly soppy, but, he couldn’t help it. The girl of his dreams, the love of his life, the prettiest person in the world, was currently staring at him like he hung the moon and the stars. . . he’d never tire of your beautiful face, your radiant smile that flustered him every damn time.

When you move so he can slide in behind you, he eagerly takes the invitation. He slots in behind you on the sofa, pulling you atop him with your back against his chest; he takes the hot water bottle, your favourite one, and carefully moves up your shirt before pressing it against your lower stomach and keeping his hands there to hold it in place, pressing a thoughtless yet meaningful kiss to the side of your head and you snuggle back into him.

“Oi, give me a bite.”

“Fuck off, it’s my scran.”

“Yeah—and who’s card did it make a dent in?”

“Our card, handsome.”

“. . . Spoiled princess.”

And that’s how you spend most of the rest of your day—intertwined limbs, goofy grins, soft kisses and joking insults.

(He’s never been more in love)

[w2soneshots]

Frogs -W2S

words: 0.8k+

warnings: none.

summary: you go to support Harry at his go cart race.

notes: this is surprisingly accurate since I did a bunch of research😭. Enjoy!

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y/username: come on boys!🐸🤍 @wrotoshaw @theburntchip @calfreezy @willne @chrismd10

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calfreezy: 🐸🐸🐸

user29193406: where's ethan??

-> behzingagram: on the track?😂

y/nfanpage21: she came to support, so cute🩷

user184729454: bought them donuts. wife material👌

Today Harry's participating in a 24 hour go-kart race, at Buckmore park. He left early this morning to arrive at 10:30, they do an hour and a half practice then the race officially begins at 2:30. I took a shower, did my makeup and hair then got dressed into some beige linen pants, a grey tank top and my black converse. I left our apartment at around 2, picked up some glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts on the way then after a two hour drive I arrived and parked my car. I immediately walked into to building and signed in at the front desk. Then the woman sent me up to the room they were in and I thanked her.

"Hey, I've got doughnuts!" I said as I walked into the room. Harry quickly shot up from his place on the couch, and shot me a blooming smile. I smiled back. I placed the box onto the table in the middle of the room and the boys quickly dug in. While they were busy Harry pulled me into a tight hug "thank you for coming." he said into my ear so only I could hear. I pulled away "wouldn't miss it for the world." I replied. Last year I hadn't been able to attend because I was in another country for a PLT shoot, so I made sure I'd be here this time. Chip was currently on the track and Harry would be up next. His knee shook as he impatiently sat on the couch, I quickly placed my hand on his knee and it stopped shaking. I moved my head so my mouth was right by his ear "you'll be fine." I whispered. He looked to me and nodded lightly. One of Harry's biggest fears has always been letting people down, especially his friends.

After around half and hour Harry was called on. "Good luck!" I said and quickly pecked his lips before he slid his helmet on. I looked down at my watch, 4:52. I watched as Chip got out of the cart, Harry quickly jumped in and he was off. I ran up the stairs and they clanked underneath me. I stood from the view point and watched, took a quick photo as Harry came around a corner then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Calfreezy. "Here," he passed me a the headset he had just had on his head "you can talk to him through this." I smiled, said a quick "thank you." then quickly placed them on my head. "Harry?" I said, checking if he could hear me. I heard a quiet sigh "y/n." he said sounding relieved. "Hey," I said softly "you're doing really good."

I continued to talk to him inside, sat on the sofa. I told him which laps were good and which were bad. Then Freezy took over again. After three and a half hours on the track he was finally finished. Ethan got in. I was already stood by the gate waiting next to Chip and Freezy. He pulled the helmet off his head and a smile spread across my face. "We're fourteenth!" Chip announced cheerfully. A wave of relief washed over Harry's face as he brought me into a hug and when the boys turned he quickly pressed a kiss to my lips. "I told you you'd be fine." I said.

Before I walked back into the room with Harry I took a video of Ethan on the track, for Faith. It was late by the time we sat down and I had to leave, since I had a long drive home. "Good luck, love you." I said quietly to Harry before I left. He grabbed my hand and pulled me back "Love you too." he whispered. I smiled then left.

I got home at around 11, immediately stripped off my clothes and fell into bed. The next morning I woke up to a message from Harry (sent at 1am), it was a picture of him sat completely alone with the headset on. I smiled, I'm glad he didn't leave whoever was on the track alone, while everyone else slept. "How's it going??x" I asked him through text. He replied a few minutes later "not great😂". I face planted.

I was sat watching the official livestream of the event, there's only 20 minutes left. They sent Callux on and it's actually comical. They ended up finishing 16th (at least they aren't last). I immediately got a call from Harry: "we finished 16th!" He shouted through the phone with a laugh. "I know!" I replied also laughing. He was sopping wet since it was poring it down. "I have to go, see you soon!" he said the declined.

He got home a few hours later and practically fell through the door, he looked exhausted. "I'm so proud of you." I said looking up at him with a fond smile.

[sykokilljoyy]

If reqs are still open, could you do w2s harry x golden retriever!Reader? Like she’s just always happy and overjoyed? I’m curious to see their dynamic

WROETOSHAW X GOLDEN RETRIEVER!READER HEADCANONS

a/n: i am in love with whoever sent this anon. i love people w golden retriever energy they're my favs so this is my fav y/n concept ever ever. also quickly learnt i have no idea how to spell retriever it's so hard for no reason. love u all!! more writing coming soon x

firstly, this man is cuddly. i don't care who you ask, he's a real life teddy bear and i'm not accepting any arguments

so when it comes to you, and your very apparent love language of touch, this sweet man cannot stop his arms from opening to you.

2am, 6am, 11pm, no matter when, and no matter the reason, he can't deny how persuasive your giddy grin can be, and the puppy dog eyes, of course

you're his biggest supporter by a mile

he makes some toast?? round of applause for this man

you're so proud of him no matter what

and you make it so obvious, which he appreciates beyond words

you both come as a package

wherever he goes, you go – happily, with a smile on your face

to summarise the dynamic, it's a lot of heart eyes

the first time you both went public with the relationship, on a Sidemen Sunday of all places, the comments consisted of basically a lot of;

'oh my god the way they look at him is so cute'

'i can't get over the way they look at him'

'Y/N IS ADORABLE I CAN'T'

harry is a big gift giver

sometimes it's hard for him to convey his emotions with words, he can struggle with affection from time to time

but when things get hard and he can't tell you how much he loves you, you'll come home to a beautiful necklace, or tickets to a concert from favourite artist, or a romantic getaway somewhere expensive

you hop excitedly into his room to thank him

he's sitting at his desk, nervous, hoping his gift is telling you what he can't

him seeing your bright, loving smile and the buzz in your eyes makes his whole body relax and he finally finds the words

“i love you so much, y/n”

you jump to him, face buried in his neck, and he can't deny that the feeling of your embrace makes his heart sore out of his chest

one morning, after a long day the day before

you’re laying in his bed, barely conscious, your eyes still misty from sleep

immediately, you feel harry’s arms pull gently at your waist, bringing you towards him

his lips are on your cheek, hands touching your skin softly

he can feel your smile without even opening his eyes

“you know you reach for me in your sleep” he whispers, his voice is still haunted by sleep

“because i love you, and you’re always warm”

“you’re like a golden retriever, you know”

he feels you smile wider

the only downside of this dynamic, is when arguments arise

conflict is always natural in a relationship, and you do understand that

but you wear your heart on your sleeve, and your admiration for your boyfriend is so strong that when it gets rough, and maybe communication gets skewed, you find it incredibly hard

if he needs space, you find it difficult to keep your mind from him

you give him whatever he needs to get his head straight, and he does the same, but it rattles you a little, not being with him when you need to the most

but when he calls you one night, with his tone warm as honey, asking how you are, that he's missed you and he's ready to talk things through, your heart fills with happiness and relief

overall, it's the sweetest dynamic, and harry adores it

you're a bundle of joy with a heart of gold, and the love you have for this man, you're never secretive about it

he wouldn't ever change it for the world <3

[buzzyb33]

Best friends.

Pairings: josh zerkaa x fem!reader

Prompt: Y/n and Josh have been best friends since year 2, They grew up together and both end up making content, they claim they don’t like each other but it’s a bit obvious.

Warnings: swearing, use of Y/n, long ass fic,

Josh and Y/n were young, it was after school and Josh’s dad had left him at the park for ten minutes, same with Y/ns father, she stomped around on the chipped bark on the floor, getting her school skirt dirty.

The girl brought her hands to her face getting mud on her freckled covered face.

She looked around and saw one of her classmates sitting on the swing- the only swing in the park.

She was going to go up to him to ask to push him or play a game, she was an outgoing girl, josh was a bit more in his shell.

She wiped her dress down and hesitated before making her way to the swings, before she saw 3 older boys approaching him.

“Get the fuck off the swing, kid.” The voice said.

The girl scrunched up her nose at the fact some year fives were speaking mean of her classmate even so, swearing.

“Ye- o-oka-“ she hear josh begun before she stepped up.

“No! Don’t be mean to him! Go find you’re own f-fucking swing!” She said as the three boys turned around to face her, she seen Josh’s eyes widened as one of the boys knelt down to Y/ns level.

“Fuck off, little girl.” He snarled but she kept her ground.

“No! You’re being mean to josh!” Her hands began to shake slightly.

“So sorry for being mean to your little boyfriend.” The tallest one shook his head and gave this girls chest a harsh push, making her fall flat in her backside.

Josh breathed as they left and immediately came to the girls aid.

“Ah- uh- thank you.. are you okay?” He asked helping the girl up.

She smiled and nodded. “Yeah- thank you.. do you wanna play something?”

After that day, the two were always together in school, though josh learnt quickly that the girl didn’t have a good home life, so she ate dinner at his and left her three younger brothers, the two were together so often.

His parents were hesitant to let a girl stay in their sons room, even though were 7 so they had to keep the door open though hours later the two were fast asleep— y/n on the floor.

(P.s- this is what josh looked like at around that age)

When the two got into secondary school Y/n went through a huge glow up, she got her braces off and grew into her body a lot more, her hair down her back and her skirt to her thighs and leggings underneath, she still wore her thick-framed glasses but at the age of 13 she was the prettiest girl in her year.

Josh suddenly felt over protective over his geeky best friend, she was pretty, charming, played guitar, was into photography and most of all, loyal, she’d been loyal to him for six years.

One day, the two were out later than normal, they were at a park with a lollipop each and she had his game boy advance in her hand playing Pokémon ruby .

He had his eyes on her— his best friend had got so pretty and he’d never felt more protective in his whole life.

“Josh- can you help me with this?” She asks sweetly, handing him the console before scooting closer to him.

“Hm? Yeah, course.”

In year ten, Y/n got a bit more confident in herself and asked josh to come to a house party and they both got drunk- her a lot more than him.

“n/n co-come on.. some air.” He stands up— at fifteen towering over the girl she grins and lets him pull her.

“W-we leavin’ Tobi?” She asks with a giggle.

He nods and he sits on the outside grass, almost falling.

Y/n giggles and leans forward to run her hands through his hair and grinning.

“I- don’t-“ she laughs cutting her self off.

“You have emo boy hair..” she grins and he grins back, falling into the grass

He grins and puts his hands on his face.

“We clean up nice..” he slurs slightly and the girl hums.

Throughout the rest of their school life the two never left each other but he went to end of year prom together.

When the sidemen begun Y/n started half attention on her degree in music and her youtube Channel.

In 2015 she begun to make videos with Stephen tries wearing a baggy black suit for most of the skits.

Though, during collaboration videos he couldn’t keep his eyes off her.

Y/n made a lot of second channel videos with WillNE, they developed a friendship in just taking the piss out of each other which developed into James and Y/n becoming really close- especially bonding over there music playing.

2020 was a bit of a rough year, quarantining alone was a bit grating, though jack box games with the sidemen, podcasts with the Eboys and shitty among us videos were great.

With the Eboys podcast y/n had 2 appearances, her own interview and the interview for “the fifth Eboy member” where she addressed her undying love for James and showed a stick man drawing of the two holding hands and a red crayon heart.

“Right, my- proposition is that you get my company, my art skills and my great guitar playing.” Clearing her throat she leaned forward on the camera.

“But I only want to join for James, George doesn’t fucking follow me on Twitter, Alex looks like fucking buck from ice age— here’s a printed picture because I’ve thought that for a While”

She leans down and shows a printed picture of the animal and then pulls out a photo of James.

“Shit! Wrong one.. haha..” she says scratching her head and then getting a picture of Alex— the worst possible photo imaginable.

“And will is self explanatory, me and James are best friends, truly. Both have musical talent, both hot as fuck—“ clearing her throat she pulls out a drawing of the two with a child like grin.

“That’s my offer.” She stands up from her chair and bows slightly.

That clip circulated quite quickly as she had been shipped with josh since 2010 when he gained attention in his call of duty videos.

Then among us early 2021 videos were the best.

“It’s me and josh!! Ooh..” she said with a grin, circling her white character around Ethan before going off to fake admin card swipe.

In most of these lobbies were the Eboys, all the sidemen with JJ replaced with deji, Y/n, Randy, and chip fat.

“It’s not josh he had a chance to kill me but didn’t.” She says sipping her water.

“Y/n get Josh’s cock out your mouth and vote him, I saw him fucking vent!” Will says.

Choking slightly on her water she scoffs.

“Fuck off, Will.” She says but can’t help but feel her face heat up.

And sheeshhhhh sidemen tinder?? Josh said the sweetest possible thing and felt the same way he did when he was 13 when you said yes to Ethan, Harry and Tobi.

“I uh- thought this was a studio, but you’re a work of art, n/n.” Josh says, straightening his posture and offering her a wink.

She can’t help but giggle and immediately put him to the side of yes.

“Heard you’re an eco friendly type of girl? The condom in my pocket expires tomorrow wanna help me use it?” Ethan grins teasingly and you let him go to the left to which he stands confidently and smugly next to josh.

“Time is ticking, you’re rather fine, how about we sixty nine?” Harry says with a smile.

After she lets him pass, Josh is leaning against the wall, his eyes wavering on his best friend, Harry leans up and whispers in Josh’s ear.

“Mr steal yo girl.” He grins to which josh shakes his head.

After that recording Y/n went to josh and pulled him by his collar down slightly.

“How about we get drunk like we did when we’re 15, aye?” She grins and he hesitates.

“Alright- okay we can go out tonight, just us, hm?” He places his hands on her shoulders.

That night out was great, a lot of drunken giggles and when the alcohol came, leaning on his bicep.

“S’fun.. isn’t it?” She giggles softly, her eyes closing briefly.

“Yeah.. it is n/n..” he grins drunkenly sipping his drink.

“How- much do you- I owe you joshy?” She says in an almost teasing tone.

“Nothing n/n.. you’re too pretty to pay for your uh- own drinks.” He responds as they leave the bar, it now being 3 am, his arm loosely around her shoulders.

That comment sobered her up a bit, he had never stated that he finds her attractive.

She grinned and leaned further into him.

“We can go- back to mine you- I don’t want you getting an Uber alone.” He says tightening his grip around her.

“Course joshy..” she slurs, rubbing her eyes and looking up at him.

He grins as they walk sloppily together laughing and giggling, josh had a pit in his stomach from the way she gripped his bicep.

After he unlocked the door he leaned his back on it and pulled Y/n into a tight hug, nuzzling his face into the crook of her neck.

“You’re my- bestest friend..” she giggles and leans into him as she smiles.

He giggles back as they head upstairs.

She flops onto his bed and takes off her shoes.

“Joshy-“ she whines and looks at him.

“Can I wear something of yours? Pretty please?” She slurs.

He nods and hands her a hoodie and some shorts.

She pulls her top off right in front of him and he can’t help but look, that seemed to sober him up as he looks away, she pulls off her trousers and puts on the shorts.

“Come lay with me joshy..” she mumbles as she pulls her hood up and squeezes her eye shut.

“I’m coming..” he mumbles as he takes his own hoodie off and leaves his under shirt on.

He gets in bed with her and she immediately cuddles into his chest.

“Night night joshy..” she mumbles as she closes his eyes.

“Night n/n..”

The next morning, I woke up with a horrible hangover.

She mumbles before realising she wasn’t in her own bed.

Josh wouldn’t let me go home with a random guy, would he?

looking to her left and seeing josh the girl relaxes.

She lets out a sigh of relief and then filling with immense dread.

She glances at the clothes then his- the girl scratches her brain.

We didn’t do anything.. Good.

She stands up and goes to his kitchen, downing a pint of water and two paracetamols.

Half an hour later, she’s feeling better Josh groans as he walks in, she hands him the same fix she had herself.

“Bit.. more intense then when we were teenagers, hm?”

She laughed and agreed.

He called her pretty. He was drunk..

Another time was during a moresidemen video and Josh had to let Harry (of all people) control what he said to any person from his contacts, which ended up being a wild card, so obviously he chose you:

“Mate- she’s out, she’s streaming with that James lad.”

“Don’t care, call her.”

Behz laughs and brings James’ stream up.

“Oh.. josh is calling me.”

I smile and answer.

Harry tells him to put me on loudspeaker.

“You sure Josh? I’m on a stream.”

I look at James’ chat and see how fast it’s moving.

“I- wanted to say-“ he glares at Harry as he writes on a board: ‘I want to please you, the right way.’

Josh exhales.

“That- I uh. Want- to- please.. you the right way.” He says with a small stutter as he hangs up.

My jaw is left agape and James starts laughing.

I put my head in my hands as my face heats up.

Meanwhile, the boys are dying of laughter as they watch the stream.

“Awe! Look how red he’s gone!” Simon wheezes as Josh covers his face.

“I’m going to hers today too.. She asked me to do something..”

He mutters into his hands.

“What? Please her?” Behz says causing the other 6 to laugh harder.

Meanwhile, James’ whole chat is going mad and James is teasing her.

“Oh- wow n/n-“ she cuts him off.

“He definitely got told to do that- josh wouldn’t-“

I grumble and hold my head in my hands.

The chat spams with ‘Tommy T’

“Guys- what- no.”

I huff.

“Control your chat..”

He hums with a chuckle.

And that night she doesn’t even look him in the eyes. Has he made the girl that defended him 20 odd years ago shy? Awe..

“T- thanks Josh..” her eyes are in the shelf he just put up.

“You’re welcome..”

-

“You’re an idiot, you know?”

“Huh? I- why?” Harry asks through chewing something.

“Y/n didn’t even look at me- you made me make her all shy..”

He laughs out loud.

“Not my fault, maybe you shouldn’t have waited 24 years huh?” He comments.

“Unnecessary dude..”

A/n:

Guys am I back? Nope. Listen I have autism and I have hyper fixations. Every time I open this app I feel guilt. I’ll try I promise 😭

Even so in honour of the sidemen charity match here! I started this draft like a year ago by the way!

[myoddessy]

🎀 Harry Lewis and gf where people think they broke up bc he doesn’t post much of her anymore but she’s actually pregnant and they make a surprise announcement..? 💜

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[justaphangirl07]

Harry’s BEREAL goes off during sex and yore tied up the sidemen react

A/N: I can sure have a go for you! I hope you enjoy it

BeReal (Harry Lewis/Wroetoshaw Smut)

Y/N’s POV

Shibari

The act of tying someone up for aesthetic purposes

That is what Harry came home and told me that he wanted to explore

So that’s what we did

I am currently tied up with rope on our bed, having my mind blown by Harry’s cock shoving into me at a brutal pace

I have my head shoved into a pillow, with my arms tied behind my back using an intricate design that Harry found on the internet

It took him ages to do but boy was it worth it

Now just from this you should be able to tell that both me and Harry are kinky fuckers

So it doesn’t surprise me when mid thrust Harry shoved himself fully into me and reaches for his phone

“I have to take a picture of this, you look so good baby. Need to remember this forever” he mumbled as I see a flash out of the corner of my eye

Meaning that he took a photo of him with his dick fully in me, my arse on show and me completely tied up

He throws his phone down on the bed, a few seconds later before he starts pounding into me again

I can tell he is close from the erratic thrusts but I move my body with him best I can, as we both chase out orgasms

It isn’t long before Harry gives one last thrust before shooting his load into me

I let out a lot moan as I react my climax at the same time

It takes us both a few minutes to compose ourselves before Harry begins to untie me

Once I’m free, Harry’s arm wraps around me and guides me to lay down with him

He gently strokes both my arms in a soothing way, in case the might be sore from being behind my back for so long

After a while, he reaches for his phone that I was laying next to

He unlocks it and I look up at him to see his face has dropped

“What’s up?” I ask worried by his facial expression

“I might of fucked up” he mumbles

I reach out and grab his phone

I realise that the screen is open on the BeReal app

There is a new photo posted to Harry’s account

I click on it to see Harry’s face in the top left corner and my arse fully on show, whilst Harry’s dick is in my pussy

I can see that the photo has been liked multiple times and multiple notifications are coming through on what’s app

I click on one of the notifications to see that the sidemen group chat is going mental

Simon: Harry, another nude really? At least it isn’t your balls this time!

Vik: Y/N is going to kill you, is all I’m going to say!

Josh: Someone give Harry his knot tying badge

JJ: Wow Y/N really does have a nice arse

Tobi: No words

Ethan: Nice one mate ;)

“Harry, you dickhead! You posted the photo to BeReal!” I exclaim

“I’m sorry, it was the first thing I clicked on! I didn’t mean to post it! I’ll take it down!” He tells me as he takes his phone back

I push his hands down onto the duvet as I sigh

Even though I'm mad at him, it's not like he is the worst thing in the world

I mean it's not the first time it has happened

“Don’t worry about it, it’s not like they haven’t seen it all before” I say

“Nothing can be worse than when you sent out sex tape to the boys, poor Vik was scarred for life” I chuckle

“Now put your phone down and cuddle me, I might let you go again if your lucky” I say before pulling into into a kiss

Harry might be an idiot, but he’s my idiot

A/N: PLEASE REQUEST SOME IMAGINES

Masterlist

[jj0latunji]

Forever - KSI Imagine

Another imagine from Wattpad and here's a picture of JJ just cause I had it saved on my phone 😭

He looked so good at the Charity Match and so did everyone else tbh

Description: Y/N thinks JJ wants to break up with her because he is bored after moving to a small town.

T/W: None

"You know what Y/N , I left everything back in London for you but I can't do it anymore . I thought I was ready to have a child and settle down but I am not . Sorry but I can't do this anymore." He said before he stormed off and I was left crying holding our daughter Lily in my arms.

How could he do this , He told me he will be there forever but he just got bored I guess........

I thought he loved me , I thought he loved Lily but he just lied I guess........

"Babe...are you fine you are all sweaty and you were moving all crazy." JJ spoke in his cute groggy voice which he has when he just wakes up.

"I had the same nightmare again."I told him as I snuggled closer to him.

Truth be told I have had that exact same nightmare ever since I met my friend Emma at my School reunion.

She had asked me how someone as famous as the KSI had agreed to leave everything he had behind and move to humble little West Sussex , my hometown.

I couldn't tell JJ about my nightmare , what if he actually changed his mind and left me and Lily.

JJ was an No.1 charting Musician , He had his own music label and his own boxing promotion. He had his best friends and family in London but he left it all when I got pregnant.

Yes it was mostly his decision as he did not want our daughter to grow up in the hustle and bustle of London so when I suggested we could move to my old family mansion in my hometown he was more than happy to do so.

But after that talk with Emma I couldn't help but wonder how he left everything to move with me a humble waitress who was living paycheck to paycheck in busy London.

I had not known happiness before I met JJ on that rainy day in front of Nando's.

I hadn't had the happiest childhood and youth but ever since the day I met him he has treated me like a queen and I couldn't be more grateful that I met him . He was the one true love of my life and I was was the happiest with him.

But now that happiness was threatened to vanish due to my bubbling fear that he may decide he is too good for me and leave me for good. That's what everyone said when we started dating but JJ assured me again and again I was the one he wanted.

I opened my eyes and saw JJ had fallen back asleep. I couldn't believe I had gotten this lucky. I had the man of my dreams , a cute little daughter and the perfect life. I kissed his cheek and quickly got out his arms and went to Lily's crib at the end of her room.

She was sleeping peacefully. I had great difficulty getting her to sleep today for some reason , but as soon as JJ took her in his arms and sang his song Holiday , she giggled with him for some time and fell asleep in her dad's arms.

Lily was truly Daddy's girl and JJ often teased me for it.

I then returned to bed and tried not to wake up JJ as he gets really grumpy and agitated when someone disturbs his sleep. I got in my side of the bed but as soon as I got in he pulled me closer to him by my waist and kissed my forehead.

I kissed her forehead and placed her doll next to her.

"I love you." He mumbled against my hair.

"I love you too Jide." I spoke against his chest and with that I fell asleep in the arms of the man I love.

The Next Morning.

The day was just a normal Sunday.

The three of us went on our walk around our little garden in the back of our house. Lily played with Neo and Morpheus , our hamsters who now had there own separate sheds.

Both JJ and Lily then ran around the garden when I went back in to make Lunch.

At lunch , we sat down on our couch and started watching old Sidemen Sundays as JJ always loved showing Lily his and the Sidemen's old videos. Eventhough we lived quite far away Lily was close to her Sidemen uncles and Sidegirl aunts , as we visited London often and even the boys and girls came down here often.

Of course Simon loved Lily with all his heart and they both were the best of friends. He took JJ moving away rough at first but then understood.

We continued watching the videos eating our food but then suddenly all the thoughts of last night's nightmare came flooding back. I let out a sigh and JJ looked at me and took my hand and gave it a squeeze.

I knew we had to talk about my nightmare or things will only get worse.

I don't want to hide anything from JJ.

"I want to talk to you about something Jide."I told him as I looked at him.

He knew something was wrong by the look on my face.

"Okay let me get Princess here to sleep and we can talk Babe." He told as he took Lily and started playing with her.

It was almost two hours later when we got Lily to sleep.

I was stood in the kitchen washing the dishes while JJ went to tuck Lily in.

He came back and hugged me from behind and placed his hands around my waist. He started kissing down my neck and I knew if he continued this I would forget about the talk and cave in and start making out with him.

I placed the last of the plates in its place and dried my hands all while JJ was kissing my neck and whispering how sexy I looked and that I was a Milf now.( If you don't know what Milf means , please don't look it up.)

I turned around and told him, " Babe I need to tell you something."

" What's wrong Babe , is this about last night." He asked me as he tucked a loose strand of hair behind my ear.

I just nodded.

He then picked me up as I wrapped my legs around his waist.

He took me to the Sofa and placed me down softly and sat down next to me.

"What's wrong Y/N , is something bothering you , Babygirl. You can tell me everything and anything that runs through your mind . Me and You against the world remember." He spoke as placed a assuring kiss on my forehead.

" Well you know I have been having this nightmare and I am afraid JJ , afraid that you'll get bored of me and our life. I am afraid you will leave me and Lily because you miss your old life. You gave up everything for me JJ and I'll understand if you want to leave me but I am just scared. You were on top of the world and just because we had Lily , you left it all and I am afraid you'll eventually start hating me and Lily for taking all that from you." I spoke not looking him in the eye as the tears were rolling over my cheeks.

JJ just giggled and wiped away my tears and I just glared at him before speaking,"This is not funny , Olajide."

His face changed when I used his full name as he realised I was serious.

"Look at me Babe , you have taken nothing from me. You have given me nothing but happiness. I would be lying if I said I didn't miss London at first . I mean we had a lot of fun but once Lily was born , I knew I had to be the best father ever and I will never ever trade my life now for any thing from my past.You know I like to succeed at everything I do , be it YouTube , music and now parenthood , I want to be the best. You changed me Y/N, from a party going playboy to a respectful and mature man and I can't thank you enough for that. You and Lily are the most important people in my life and that will never change. I love you and Lily with all my life and I will never leave all this behind , if that's what you afraid of. Me , you and Lily will always be together forever."

I couldn't help but squeal of happiness and jump upon him.

I straddled him and placed a big old kiss on his lips and then snuggled into his neck.

"Yeah I would really be crazy to leave your sexy self."he chuckled as I giggled against his skin.

I was at peace knowing my happiness was not at risk.

I have JJ and as long as I did , I have my happiness.

"I love you so much Jide." I spoke as I looked him in the eye.

"I love you too babygirl and I always will." He spoke with a grin before lifting me up and taking me to our room.

And with that we continued our perfect little life.

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Hi guys , Harley here. Hope you enjoyed this imagine.

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[thencomethecherryblossoms]

Ethan essentially saying he won’t propose to Faith unless she gives up her surname is fucking insane to me

[sillylittlegirlthoughts]

hiiii! could you possibly do a ksi fic where you're friends (maybe you work behind the scenes for the sidemen or something) and everyone convinces him to admit his feelings for you

work crush | ksi

thank you anon for this request!!

ksi x reader

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He laughed. You loved his laugh. It was so distinct and rather loud but you knew it was truly him. All the boys were laughing as well. As well as the entire crowd.

You stood further away with your headset on and adjusting certain things like camera angles and sound intensity. “Next up we’d like to welcome the legend himself, Stephen Tries!” Tobi announced as the crowd cheered. Stephen walked on stage with a smug look on his face and many of the boys heads were already in their hands. He rambled on about the usual, much like everyone else until you heard your name. “KSI has had many things put against him: Tommy Fury, bad hairline genetics but soon a restraining order. Filed by Y/n ‘cause you won’t leave the poor girl alone.” Stephen blatantly said, his eyes rummaging through the crowd to pick you out same goes for nearly everyone. You just laughed, every other option seemed to awkward. JJ tried to avoid eye contact but his eyes eventually finding yours and giving you sympathetic eyes but also with a slight smile.

“Seriously, stop. It creeps us all out.”

He then carried on with the rest of his segment, and you carried on with your job. It did take you back though because you had never noticed JJ acting weird around you but then you were that caught up in your own feelings about him.

Once the roast had ended the boys got off stage and started talking with the all their friends in the audience. JJ and Simon walked down together as JJ’s eyes were glued to you making sure the joke didn’t get to you. “Mate! Did you not hear what Stephen joked about?” Ethan laughed at JJ and his mindless staring. “Nah, I’m just making sure she’s alright!” He exclaimed as he watched you pack cameras away. “Yeah right. At this point just marry the girl.” Ethan bickered as him and Simon walked away laughing to one another. JJ did want to talk to you but the crew were so caught up in packing the set away to get it all ready for another sidemen shoot the following day he couldn’t find a second you weren’t already occupied.

The next day at the sidemen shoot all the boys were gathered waiting to get the go ahead to start filming. “JJ did you tell y/n you love her yet?” Josh spoke to the man who was speaking with Kon. JJ rolled his eyes and looked at Kon who had been smirking. “Guys! Leave me alone!” He laughed, averting his gaze to the beautiful girl he seen standing beside a set piece. You noticed JJ looking and gave him a big smile. He instantly lightened up.

Once the shoot was over and JJ had endured many comments. Everyone headed home. JJ approached you, holding two drinks. “Here.” He handed you the drink in his hand. “Thank you JJ!” You thanked him, taking a sip of the drink. “Here I’ll help you.” He added as he lifted some of the equipment you needed to put in your car and you returned it with a smile. As you both walked to your car he turned to face you. “Y/n?”

“Mhm.” You hummed as you looked at the man who was now looking at you with a look that spoke a million words. “You didn’t get weirded out by Stephen’s joke did you?” He asked. “What? Is that why you’ve been so weird? JJ. It was harmless. I thought it was cute.” cute? cute!

“Nah, nah. Look, y/n, honestly I was thinking maybe I could take you out for dinner. Friday night?” He put the equipment in the car. He watched as your face lit up. “Yes! Of course.” You beamed, JJ’s nerves flooding out of his body.

“Great.” He barely got the word out as you reached out for a hug. His body wrapped around yours his arms rubbing your back as you placed a kiss to his cheek. “Bye.” You waved as you got in your car. He waved back before turning to walk to his car as he could feel his phone vibrating in his pocket. It undoubtedly being the Sidemen group chat.

[kaylassturniolo]

kaylas writing info!!

i am still figuring this app out but i am going to start writing some imagines!!

i will mainly write whatever i want hope you all don't mind 😘

love you all, have a great day/evining/night mwha ♡

[w2soneshots]

Brother’s best mate -W2S

words: 0.8k+

warnings: smut, swearing, alcohol consumption.

summary: you and harry meet through your brother ethan. After a night spent with the side girls you crawl into bed with your favourite guernsey boy.

notes: I haven’t written anything like this in ages!🤭 hope you enjoy🔥🫶🏼

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y/username: spending time with my favourite people💞 (even if it's on a golf course😒😂)

Tagged: @faithloisak @behzingagram @wroetoshaw

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faithloisak: aw I love you

-> y/username: ❤️🫶

y/nfanpage21: she's so 🌼🧺☕️🧘‍♀️🥐 coded

user19470245: omg they went to golf together😭

user83271430: the pic of ethan and faith is adorable

Last year I moved to London to be closer to Ethan when Faith fell pregnant, to help her and to spend more time with the both of them. I also bought an apartment so I'm just a 20 minute drive from them. I finally met the sidemen at the gender reveal. I'd never actually been introduced to them before, which was weird because they are basically the reason Ethan has a career and they helped him so much a few years ago when he was in a really dark place. Me and Harry didn't immediately hit it off, don't get me wrong I thought he was attractive but he's also very awkward and was wary that I'm his best mates sister.

After almost five months of being friends with the group, going to little parties or just hanging out with them me and Harry kissed. I knew it was bound to happen since we had both quickly developed a large crush on each other but after it had happened we'd decided not to tell anyone (especially Ethan) before we knew we were actually good together. It took just one month before we were officially dating and decided it was the time to tell everyone. Of course we told Ethan first, he was shocked but (to our surprise) happy that his best mate and sister were dating. Everyone else was so excited.

We've now been together for 6 months and only told the fans recently. Today I'm going to dinner with: Talia, Faith and Freya for Talia's birthday. Harry had a more sidemen shoot today so wouldn't get home until six. I had a shower, dried and styled my hair, applied some makeup then chose an outfit. I was on my way out just as Harry arrived back. "Wow," He glanced down at my outfit before returning his attention to my face "you look beautiful." I smiled "thank you Haz, I'll be home by ten." "You better be, I can't wait to rip those clothes off."

I arrived outside of the restaurant, thanked the uber driver then spotted Talia getting out of another car. I quickly walked towards her "happy birthday!" We excitedly hugged each other. "Thank you! Freya's already inside." She beamed. "Ok. I think Faith's running a little bit late, let's just go inside." I replied. We headed into the fancy restaurant and were taken to our table where Freya already sat. When she spotted us she immediately leapt from her seat. She said happy birthday to Talia then we all sat down. Faith arrived a few minutes later and we ordered our drinks.

After eating our starters, mains and desserts me Freya and Faith split the bill (not before trying to convince Talia to let us treat her for her birthday). Thankfully I had only had two drinks so I was just a little tipsy. We left then ordered a taxi. Freya was dropped off first then Talia and I was third. I said goodbye to Faith then hopped out.

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y/username: my girl @taliamar 's birthday dinner with @freyanightingale and @faithloisak 🤍💫

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taliamar: I had the best night ily😘

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freyanightingale: 💓💓

y/nfanpage21: omg you look stunning!!

user91037494: I love that the side girls are actually friends irl it's so cute

When I got up to mine and Harry's apartment I unlocked the door, opened it, kicked my shoes off and dropped my bag. "Haz?!" I shouted through the apartment. I walked through into the bedroom, Harry sat waiting patiently for me "Hey." My mouth curved into a smile "hi." I jumped onto the bed next to him. "Have fun?" He asked. "Mhm" I hummed.

I turned to him and pecked his lips. The kiss deepened, he grabbed the back of my thighs and pulled me onto his lap. I reached my hands down to the belt wrapped around my waist, I pulled it off and threw it to the floor. I moved Harry's hands from the back of my thighs to my ass. He groaned into the kiss then rushed to pull the zipper down on my dress, then he pulled it off and over my head, leaving me in just my matching black lace bra and underwear set. Harry broke the kiss to look down at me "you're so fucking beautiful." He rasped. I pulled his shirt over his head, followed by his pyjama pants. While Harry unclipped my bra, allowing the straps to fall from my shoulders.

Within just a few minutes we were both completely naked. Harry flipped me onto my back. I whimpered as I rubbed my thighs together, desperate for any sort of friction. "Harry, please." I cried out. "What do you want baby? Use your words." "I need you to fuck me."

[sykokilljoyy]

Hey, I just wanted to drop in and see if you were alright.

Hope you are, remember to take care of yourself and to drink water! ❤️

hi my darlings!!

i’m so sorry i’ve not been active for like, what, a month? maybe two?

i’ve honestly just been so mentally checked out of a lot, and started working again so i’ve had no time and energy for it all.

i’m so sorry about requests!! i’ve fully neglected this account & writing, whilst i’ve sorted myself out mentally and didn’t give any warning.

requests are now being worked on though!!!

here is a tiny sneak peek for a ksi x reader that im working on rn :P

ill try and get it out asap!!! im so sorry again <3

love you all !