#moments that make me laugh

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[sakuraspoke]

GHOST // CHAPTER 18: WHAT A FIASCO!

[sophsun1]

+ bonus

Interview With The Vampire – 1.07: The Thing Lay Still

[crowleyanthonys]

#yeet

Bonus:

[hadeswearsprada]

Moments in Star Trek I find very funny for some reason

[vikingknight90]

appreciation for Miles' laughing/teasing expression when he asks Miguel "Dude, are you sure you're even Spider-Man?"

[godmerlin]

Merlin 5x09 With All My Heart

[passiveagressivepoet]

“save yourself, kill them all. then i gave him your home address. how’s the wife?”

hannibal you jealous bitch lmao

[gd-dollopole]

I should find another hobby

Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The most evil celebratory kiss

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[poughkeepsies]

every time I see a gif of that moment in the gym when buck's pretending to struggle to lift the weights to get eddie's attention and then immediately switches to ���� to check if its working I can't help but feel so giddy at the thought of just how fucking silly these two disasters are going to be together, especially when they finally get to the actively pining stage

[kingslionheart]

A good King relies upon good advice, Uhtred. I speak only as a man who has made mistakes before.

[royalarchivist]

Slimecicle: Seriously, dude? Yo soy bueno, I'm all good! [Reading the game text] "Start walking in a different direction–" Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna go on a fckin' hike.

Slimecicle: I'm going to have a very nice walk, and maybe I'll find a cool little stream! Because I'm a streamer.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i've been asked multiple times for Awake Barnaby so instead you get messy lights out Laughingstock doodles

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

GIRLKYUUUU

[treasureplcnet]

inverness here they come!!!!