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#the constitution of the united states#the constitution#blue sky#mom was a history teacher#i am a history nerd#thats one of her 3 copies of the constitution#us current events#april 2025#izzy writes#id in alt text
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The pitch for Buffy The Vampire Slayer was probably just “What if there was a girl who could kill vampires. And she can Never Catch A Fucking Break”
#Goes to a new school? It’s on the mouth of hell!#Trip to the zoo? Your friend just got possessed by a hyena spirit!#Have a parent-teacher meeting? Blond Twink (second most dangerous vampire in history) shows up and your mom hits him with an axe!#Got a new boyfriend who seems totally normal? He’s actually part of an underground military operation where he is fed drugs on the regular!#Have a little sister? Wrong! She’s actually The Key and is not your sister at all. And a Hell God wants her ritually sacrificed#New teacher? Nope she’s actually a fucking bug and she tries to breed with and eat your friend#Die and finally be at peace? Lol nope you’ve been revived. And that Blond Twink can do damage to you now#Your best friend just got back together with her gf? Gf immediately got shot and now your best friend is trying to end the world#Living a relatively calm life? The Blond Twink is back and has lost his fucking marbles. Also the very concept of Evil wants to square up#It’s so fucking funny in retrospect but I feel so bad for her#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#buffy summers#buffy anne summers
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it's interesting that they made selina catherine of aragon in that one issue when i always suspected personality-wise she would make a better anne boleyn than catherine. your thoughts?
DEFINITELY more of an Anne Boleyn, though I also see many similarities to her and Cathrine Howard’s tragic life.
For those who don’t know, we’re referring to Batman (1940) #319, where Selina and Bruce attend a costume party together dressed as king Henry VIII, and his first wife, Queen Catherine of Aragon.
Now obviously, if you know anything about these real life historical figures, this is an unhinged concept for a couples costume 😭
…but it’s most definitely something i can believe those two would think of lmao, I wouldn’t read too much into it as symbolism to batcat’s actual dynamics or characters. Bruce would never treat Selina or any woman the way King Henry VIII treated his.
For Queen Anne Boleyn and Selina, since i’m obsessed with both, I can for sure see some similarities. A “dark beauty” looked down upon by those set above her, an extremely intelligent and charismatic woman that can woo almost anyone, a woman who wouldn’t accept powerlessness.
And again, I’m sure this doesn’t need saying if you know these historical figures, but I would not compare Anne Boleyn’s marriage with the king to Batcat, as I personally believe when Anne told him “no” (refusing to be his mistress) she MEANT it. I believe once he finally proposed to her, she saw it as a genuine act of God, and may have believed it was her destiny to bring about the reformation and rise of Protestantism. Which is actually why I think she accepted.
All in all, if this were written today, I think the writers probably would have had Selina dressed as Anne instead, if only because now she is a “sexier” character for Catwoman to be dressed as, but at the time, Queen Catherine was the better option as a less scandalous figure. Remember, this issue was written in 1979, and Anne’s image, despite a very good cinematic portrayal in “Anne of the thousand days” from 1969, as well as the way we view women in general, would have much rehabilitation to go through still before the public would begin to stop seeing a conniving woman playing hard to get with a married man. Not really the image you want for the main love interest of your story.
Oh, also, they wanted to make a cat joke
#I’m a huge history nerd#my mom grandma and grandad were history teachers lol#selina kyle#catwoman#bruce wayne#tudor history#ask box#anne boleyn
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Prompt: Peter Puckett got a date! And as much as he trusts his kids to be on their own for a couple hours, a babysitter was in order.
Bonus: The babysitter is Penny Spender. Max doesn't trust her at all. She doesn't like him, until he starts trash talking about one of his teachers.
Extra bonus: Isabel heard her mom was out on a date with someone and swung by to bother Max for some reason. They then learn that Isabel's mom went out with Max's dad!
#paranatural#pnat#pnat prompts#peter puckett#dad puckett#penny spender#maxwell puckett#max puckett#isabel guerra#the devourer of words needs another tag#how they're all tied together amuses me greatly#penny is learning how to fight from isabel's father and she stole from max's father#isabel's mom & max's dad have HISTORY#not to mention isabel & max have penny's brother for a teacher like#zoey is on the side lines eating popcorn while learning about this drama
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Favorite thing about Runo and Peony’s relationship that you like to think about? Mayhaps?
OIUGUUGUHHH.....MY BELOVED MOM AND DAD.....
where do i even start,,,,just ONE THING....just one thing...
i love thinking about how they met, i love thinking about it...i feel like it really puts a lot into context about both of them! they both were going in to pick up prescription glasses they ordered and for whatever reason, their sets were switched, their prescriptions are not even the same (peony is pretty strong, she's farsighted) and runo is nearsighted i believe and although weaker than peony, he has a astigmatism so its still pretty bad. they're both legally blind without their glasses
when peony noticed the mistake instantly, she was right away telling people, and they assured her that her correct glasses definitely came in, but they must have been misplaced! peony immediately launched into full investigation, checking everywhere she could, although the employees were telling her to just...sit down....girl youre bumping into everything....youre farsighted so its not like you can see in these drawers or anything
when runo got his wrong glasses, he was like. well. i guess i made a mistake. i guess this is my life now. fully prepared to just accept this quietly and stumble home (he was really prepared to just ditch his car and call an uber or something) he did notttt want to cause a problem. he was just gonna live the rest of his life without vision, because working up the courage to get in here the first time was like pulling teeth!!!!
peony was asking anyone she could if they had seen her prescription, as the desk ladies tried to get her to sit down and just wait for the techs to find them (or set her up with a new order) then runo comes stumbling out and peony pounces on him. hey those are MINE
then they look at each other with clear vision and they're like uh wait. heyeeeyyy do you wanna like get coffeeee....???
ollllddd old old (like runo's-old-design old) doodle comic i did of this meeting
20 years later they are married with 3 kids
#quail talks#I LOVE PEONY AND RUNO THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME THINK ABOUT THEM...#runo has a really weird history with glasses bc like#his mom didnt believe him for a looooong time that he needed them#she kinda just wanted to believe he didnt so runo suffered in school and life in general. as. he could not see#she didnt want them because then he'd look more like his dad#when runo's teachers kinda forced her to get them for him. thank you school nurse#his mom was sooo fucking mad and took it out on runo quite often by picking on his appearance#and also cussing out machwell for “ruining her kid”#eeeee
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If there is something that I wish I could redo it would be my history class from this past school year. I spent way too long hating my teacher before realizing that she is literally an angel sent to earth and that I love her so much.
I didn’t like her teaching style at first, but then I realized it actually made me learn. I just wish I didn’t spend so much time hating her class, because I love history. I would talk to her about random history crap all the time.
She was also a big newsies fan, and she even let me leave after my midterm to go watch the middle school performance of Newsies. Every time we went over Yellow Journalism or anything that had to do with the press she would point at me and mention newsies. She’s just as weird as me, I love her and would die for her. I’m actually really sad I’ll never have her as a teacher again. T-T
I might take AP Psych just to have her as a teacher again.
#history#history class#teacher#history teacher#newsies#newsies live#newsies 1992#I love my history teacher so much#she’s so nice#I see her like a mom#I could probably tell her anything#she’s my trusted adult#i miss her
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haha i remember last year when there were two gun threats and a bomb threat at my school. i remember being fucking terrified to go to school for a week. i remember my brother going to seventh grade and my first thought being how do i help him if there's a real gun threat. this country is bullshit
#tw guns#i'm working on my gold award for girl scouts and i considered focusing on gun laws#ultimately didn't choose it because it would be too much for me to handle#my mom used to teach and a twelve year old came to her school with a gun#she had to watch him point it at a teacher#almost had to testify in court#in seventh grade my friend came in to history one day and sat down and said she had heard two kids talking about how they were going to#shoot up the school on friday and i was like well did you tell someone#she said no it's probably fake#(BUT WHAT IF IT ISN'T. WHAT THEN. CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF IF IT ISN'T.)#i said well you need to tell someone#she said#holy fuck she said “i don't want to miss class”#that's going to be the least of your worries if it's a real threat#we got into a yelling argument and the teacher was like okay go talk to your counselor#i didn't go to school on friday#how could i i was so fucking scared#we got at least three fake threats that year#i hate this country#a#i've never really talked about anything like this idk if i need to add any more tw tags#if i should please lmk
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every time I practice Mandarin I remember the time I was so embarrassed about misunderstanding a question in my 101 I accidentally racefaked to avoid explaining I was wrong for an entire semester
#c.paradisi#more specifically I thought the teacher was asking if my dad was Chinese (ethnicity) and not Chinese (nationality)#it took me until I also answered the question incorrectly about myself to realize#I corrected her about me but not my dad so I just pretended to be second gen#I think I did convince people I was a pathological liar generally#because my family history is so complicated I would give contradictory answers even when I did understand the question#like yeah sure buddy you have two entirely different legal names with different surnames#oh yeah totally that white name is just your mom's that you applied to college with. I bet your dad goes by his white stepdads surname#even though his legal surname is chinese and that's why you two have different surnames
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Me looking at my final two braincells and sanity after realizing I have to finish the (Fall) Weight AU, Horrible Reality (which I've been putting off since summer of 2024), sign and fill out tons of paperwork, have the same 4 little menaces interrupt and distract my class everyday with me because the science teacher quit (they have me as their alternate class), while also trying to prepare to becoming a mom of 3:
#cbs ghosts#ghosts us#ghosts cbs#fanfic#fanfiction#horrible histories#horrible reality#life update#teacher#teacher struggles#mom to be#jesus christ i need help#rip my sanity#rip my final two braincells
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Did NOT expect to sit down with my teacher and talk about communism with him today
#I explained play to win to my mom#and then she told my history teacher that i knew what marxism was#he saw me in library today and said “i was told to ask you about marxism today”#and then when i got to his class he sat in front of me and talked abt it to me#and then we raced to put together a picture if lincoln#addison's stuffs#addison yaps about their personal life#school
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So much of my family lore nd stories actually sound so fucking insane it's hilarous actually
#just mentiojed offhandedly to my history teacher that my mom paused in the middle of giving birth to me#to go outside and have a smoke break because she didnt like the nurses and didnt want to give bitth 2 me with them on shitt#shift*#cause she mentioned that her dad had smoked even while he had lung canger#cancer*#AND THE DESPAIRED HORRIFIED LOOK SHE GAVE ME.#WHEEZING#enea rambles <3#lol
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you don't understand all three people i know personally, irl, that have watched doctor who are over 50. nothing against over 50 year olds but how's a fanboy supposed to live
#theyre my mother my cello teacher and my history teacher#my mom because shes into british shit in general i guess#my cello teachers australian and its funny because the only two australians i know are doctor who fans so to me thats just. linked#and my history teacher is such a nerd. im not making fun of him he really just is a nerd#something queue much of this#doctor who
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Just in case it wasn't clear from everything about me,
Jews for a free Palestine
#i feel weird seeing it on my dash as a jew not saying anything#but also this is my tumblr and i dont feel like talking about it constantly#chaotic lore#quirky fact my mom worked at an orthadox jewish school for a bit (before leaving because they where crazy conservatives) asa history teacher#she got in an argument because the director wanted her to rail against Palestine and she wouldn't#they also wanted her to say that the witches in the salem witch trials actually did magic but thats another story
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i love rue so much,, like i dont i’ve been this invested in an oc in so long its really refreshing
#been using obsedian to actually map out her story and in story relationship dynamics#cause i HAVE a story and ending for her#i just dont have an exact timeline#and a lot of super important characters who will have a major impact on her in the future dont even have names yet#like her history teachers whos best friends with her dad#her brothers mom whos dead but she still haunts the narrative
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#i had the most validating day at school today#in the middle of my teaching a kid stood up randomly and said that I teach well and he likes my teaching#other kids started saying similar things (which I know is them buttering) and I was so happy because I didn’t know if what I’m teaching#is even making sense to them considering the language they understand is not my native lingo and I was teaching English lmao#and cherry on top was when another teacher was telling other teachers about how quiet the kids were when I was teaching this class#for context this class is a nightmare and teachers fear for their lives when they have to go here#so yeah I’ve been riding a mad high#other kids over the months have also complimented me and their parents have also told me that the kids talk about me at home#oh also I used to help my neighbour kid with history and today her mom said she did better than she did before#so yeah mad validating shit#tea time with chai hat tea
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back at it again w more Pearl. this time her first form. I wanted to give her those little joint lines that Amethyst had in the movie, so I did !! but I made them look more like doll joints because aesthetic and the whole "pearls are objects to be admired" thing.
#ALSO I am still figuring out about her new backstory ToT#I don't expect it to be too wildly different but I will have to think about it a lot more#in a lot more detail to make things fit together#... giving her a mom changed like everything#because now she has someone to teach her which is cool! but also#I wanted there to be a part right at the beginning of the story for her to be introduced and flesh out her character#because having her immediately jump into little homeworld and learning like all of gem history feels like a rush#... but also she already had teachers when she would've got found..#maybe I should get rid of the nacre idea#even though I am attached to her..... Idk#rambling in notes again lol#digital art#lemmy&cateye#I had another idea for how pearls are made that doesn't involve like the actual gem chara#but I dunno ! thinking and thinking#maybe I'm revealing too much w these tags but it's nice to ramble xdd if u read all this. godspeed
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