#mom tickles

[chocos-universe]

Cartman Family

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--Ep 1 - Cartman Family Tkls--

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|Lee - Cartman -- Ler - Liane|

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"Young man! This is the last time I'm going to say it! You need to be nicer to your friends!" Liane scolded, having enough of her sons attitude

"Shut the fuck up meem!" Cartman lashed back, crossing his arms

Liane gasped "Eric! You cannot say that! It's a very naughty word!" Liane scolded, moving her finger up and down

Eric followed it with his gaze, looking unimpressed

"Eric, you BETTER get your act together or else!"

"Or else WHAT meem?" Cartman asked with sass

"Oh, I've just had about enough of you!" Liane groaned in frustration at her sons disobedience

"Ugh... how do other parents discipline their kids?.. I'd never hurt Eric... grounding him won't be effective..." Liane thought before getting an idea

"Well... if you don't start listening, I'll have no choice but to punish you." Liane walked closer

Eric was a bit intimidated, backing away a little before she grabbed his wrist. Gently, but damn her grip was tight.

"...Let me go." He demanded, his voice growing called.

"I'll count to three. 1."

"Mom."

"2."

"Don't hit three."

"..."

"Mom?!"

"Three."

Once she hit three, Cartman slammed his eyes shut. He peeked out in confusion, looking at his mom. "Huh--?" Before he felt a tingly feeling on his side and Liane kneel down

"Pfft-- *snort* mohohohom!" His giggles may be ugly to some, but for Liane, it was adorable

"Awh, it's good to hear you laugh like this again, Eric!"

"Fuhuhucking stohohohop *snort*" His giggles/laughter was very snorty and squealy to say the least

"Now, you brought this upon yourself, Eric! You know mommy wouldn't hit you, so what other options were there? Besides, I see your little friend Kyle to this to you all the time when you make him upset!" Liane said with a smile

Cartmans face flushed a little more as his giggles grew slightly "You WHAHAHAT?! *squeal*"

"Yeah! Even saw Kenny do it once..."

"OHO-- *snort* YOU FUHUHUHUCKING SPYHYHYHYHYHY!!! *snort*" Cartman tried to push his mom's hands away

(I heacanon that when he gets embarrassed his laughter can grow:D)

"Now now, Eric. That's not polite." She teased slightly

"STAHAHAHAHAP!!"

"Manners, Eric." She said in a stern tone

The fat boy snorted and squealed, trying his best

"Nope!" She targeted his stomach. Oh his fucking stomach.

"NAHAHAHA-- *snort WAHAHAIT-! NOT-- *snort* NOHOHOHOHO!! *snort*" His high giggles turned to laughter

"My, so snorty!"

"MOHOHOHOHOHOM!!"

"Will you be nicer to your friends?"

"YEHEHES-! FUHUHUHUCK-- *snort* I WILL!! I WILL I WILL I WIHIHIHIHIHIHIIILL!!" Cartman held his mom's wrist, not knowing what else to do.

"Manners!" She reminded

"YEHEHEHES!! I WIHIHIHILL!!"

"Promise?"

"I SWEHEHEHEAR ON-- *snort* ALL FUHUHUHUCKING JEHEHEHEWS AND ABOHOHOHOHOVE!! *snort* JUST QUIHIHIHIT IHIHIHIHIT!!! *squeal*" Some tears rolled down his face

Liane smiled softly and stopped, letting her baby boy pant and huff as she held him

"That's a good boy, Eric. How about we get some ice cream as a reward?" She went back to her usual sweet sounding self.

"Ye... yeheah..." he sighed

❤️End💙

☆This'll be a small series of all the families in South Park! (Ones that I actually give a shit about--) I started off with Cartman since he is my favorite. Thanks for reading, Sunflower!!♡♡ Also, pardon me if some parts is offensive to some. It's Eric... I don't know what else to tell you.☆

[darcyfangirlsfrequently]

headcanon that Luke finds out Garcia and Reid typically spend their holidays/Christmas together because they don't really have much/any family to celebrate with and he knows his parents (his mother especially) would never forgive him for leaving them alone so he brings them to New York with him every year

[canisalbus]

My mother saw me scrolling through Machete posts and asked me "why does the white beast always look like he dropped his bagel cream cheese side down?" and I didn't know what to tell her.

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[thatscarletflycatcher]

Leafed through what I think is one of the best Spanish translations of North and South, 30 dead, 79 injured.

[daisylovestickles]

If little goody-two-shoes, 13-year-old Christian girl Daisy who just started developing a like for tickling could see what she was doing now? Meeting people on the internet and traveling to see them? Some of which are much older who tie her down with bondage and consensually overestimate her until she safe words?

Poor thing 😉

[ghastigiggles]

today

[yellowelectroslime]

LER ROSIE HCS

rosie can be SO MEAN but so SWEET AND LOVELY AT THE SAME TIME

LOVES to baby talk and tease her victims 

also uses petnames like darling, sweetie, cutie, honey, sugar (even if its not romantic) LITERALLY ANYTHING SWEET

“why you’re laugh is just so lovely!”

“what a cute noise you just made! can you make it again?”

“awwww come on sugar, don’t hide that sweet smile of yours~”

“is this spot bad? but you look like you’re loving it~”

im getting flustered over this rn

uses her nails to rake up and down her victim’s tummy

even if its not a sensitive spot for the lee she still somehow makes you just giggle and squeal

(her teases make everything a million times worse)

her favourite position to put her lee’s in is when shes sitting down on her knees with her lee’s head on her lap while she just gently tickles their tummy ;-;;

AND THE WORST PART IS-

you don’t even wanna fight back cuz her tickles are genuinely comforting and nice

If she’s feeling really mean she’ll build anticipation in the scariest way possible

she’ll wiggle her fingers right above your face, neck, tummy, sides ANYWHERE

and you’re just squirming in her lap giggling yourself silly (she loves seeing her lee like this she thinks its really cute)

she would slowly work her way up to the lee’s most tickling spot (her nails are a killer)

she would also blow raspberries on the lee’s neck WHILE tickling them silly

after her tickle session she would just bring the lee in a nice hug (she would be the best mom ever)

overall: 10028837392/10 ler she’s really sweet and will make sure you’re having a good time :D

[luckyletd0wn]

something (else) that really bothered me about arcane s2 was the obvious budget cuts in animation that were disguised to be artistic choices.

the most glaring example is warwick’s POV when running. like 8fps of red and black sketches. they can easily pull that off as “it’s an artistic choice that encapsulates his clouded and one-track mind!!!” but think about it for more than 0.7 seconds—do you know *how much fucking money* that saved per second of animation? they could have made a dark, chilling, bloodthirsty fully-animated POV for him that would have made it so much more thrilling, and it honestly still would have been cheaper than all the other fully-rendered scenes because it would still be mostly dark and blurred!!

then there’s the black rose stuff. it’s just a still background with the animation on top progressively being erased throughout the scene—they end up only having to animate a character’s face and put it on a red galaxy background and call it the black rose. they gave us multi-million dollar Chowder.

and i’m sorry to say it, but the astral realm suffers the same fate. they put more effort into it than the black rose for sure, but it’s still just super fancy Chowder with extra effects.

[cartoonsbyandie]

World's smartest man :3 in the worst fit you've ever seen

[cringefaecompilation]

3 year old orym after he accidentally kicked over an anthill

[fluidease]

Alrighty, the second round of Navel MILFs is done with the winners being:

Agent K (Karen Daring) - 54%

Dexter's Mom - 42%

Rita Loud - 30%

I saw this one coming with Agent K just easily dominating the Disney Channel category with a walloping 54%. The same can be somewhat said about Dexter's Mom and Rita Loud, in their respective categories, too. I really had fun coming up with interesting ticking situations in this round.

Don't forget that the Final Round of Navel MILFs is your last chance to vote for your favorite MILFs and you got until Sunday to do so!

[dirty-droid]

Fuck ageing Hank down in an Everyone's Human Au.

AGE! CONNOR! UP!

You don't even have to change the way he looks, Connor just gets carded at the bar and gets excited, "Really? Oh, goodness, of course, but just so you know, I'm 44, but thank you!" All the while Hank is rolling his eyes, knowing that he was getting judged for walking in with a 'hot young thing', and Connor doesn't give a about Hank's image because He's Still Got It

[marshmcore]

They’re honestly a comforting duo ;_;

I love how they stuck together during Fatherklok, like I love how Toki was there to beat up Murderface with Pickles. Toki was mostly there for Pickles when he’s trying to cope with his father issues, because he also has trauma relating to his dad. I love how Pickles brings a bag of Toki’s stuff like his headphones and dethpad to help him with his sensory issues and when he’s little-space. Even though Pickles makes jabs and is critical of him like the rest of the boys, he’s warm to Toki because they understand each other in this level.

Gahhh imagine the praise Toki would give for taking care of him, and how it would warm Pickles up even more???

Nothing like 2 dildo douchebegs who really understand each other ;_;

[sunsetsandsunshine]

My goodness I love hearing people laugh…

You squeal when you laugh? Precious.

You wheeze when you laugh? Also precious.

Any and every laugh is just so beautiful and perfect…I need to tickle anyone who thinks their laugh is anything otherwise 🥹💞💕

You guys are freaking cutie pies 😚✨💝

[giggly-squiggily]

(Headcanons to Dabbles: OFFICIALLY CLOSED)

Heyo! So given the grand total of headcanons this event was an odd number, I decided to throw in my own for an even 70! It was a hard choice, but given I'm rewatching it and also the recent amount of tickle content I've seen in the community lately- I bring you my first watched anime ever (technically that was Naruto but shhh): Death Note! :D (Lee!L to be exact- hehehe)

This takes place during the Yotusba arc, so spoilers ahead! (Also cause like- that's the only arc I could realistically make them have tickle fights in- if you know you know)

“Ryuzaki…” Light didn’t know where to even begin with his question. He knew the answer, but a part of him wanted to believe otherwise.

“Yes?” L turned that obsidian gaze at him, half of his face luminated by his computer screen. The sight would have been more intimidating had he not been fighting off a yawn. “What is it?”

“I..” Light shook his head, steeling his nerves. “Have you been drinking water? Like- at all? I swear since we’ve been cuffed together, I’ve never seen you consume anything beyond tea and coffee.” And sweets- but that would have sent them off a different tangent.

L stared at him, nearly motionless. His eyes widened a fraction, the only indication he was surprised. Light raised a brow at him, waiting.

A stare down. Finally…

“Coffee has water in it.” L offered, voice somewhat sheepish. Light nearly fell out of his chair with how hard he rolled his eyes.

“You’re getting water. Now.” He got up from his chair, making his way towards the office kitchen with little luck. “You’re probably so dehydrated, Kira could make you spontaneously combust!”

“Interesting theory. Is this your way of saying you’re Kira?”

“I’m not-” No. Don’t play into his game. “Water. Now.”

“I’m not thirsty, though.” L remained, an unshakable stone despite Light’s insistent pulling. “Besides, if I drink anything now, I’ll need to use the bathroom.”

“Good- it’ll give you a reason to stretch.” Frustrated, he walked over and grabbed the back of L’s chair, dragging it behind him on his way. “You should consider investing in a chair with better wheels.”

“Maybe I’ll get a chair with no wheels at all.” L- the little bastard- hung onto the desk like a stubborn child. Light felt his temper rise at how ridiculous it was. Wasn’t he older than him? Why did Light- a freshly graduated college student have more sense of self-preservation than this blockhead of a detective? “Really, you worry too much.”

“I’ll give you five seconds.” Light glared, hands on his hips.

“35 less than usual?”

Screw it. “Come here!” Light didn’t know why- maybe it was the hour, his frustration, or just because the other day he saw Watari do it and now he wanted to see it for himself, but he proceeded to grab L’s sides from behind, drilling into his ribs rapidly.

The reaction was surprising and instantaneous and utterly perfect.

“Gah! Aheahahhahahah! Dohohon’t, thihihihs is stuhuhuhupid! Gheahahahah, ghehehet oohohohff!” L cried, unlatching from the desk as he curled up in a ball in his chair. Somehow, the damn thing didn’t fall over- giving Light the chance he needed. Still tickling, he dragged him far enough from his computer until he could comfortably walk to the sink.

L gasped and groaned, hands on his sides and mind suddenly fuzzy with overstimulation. Residue giggles and laughs broke through his slow deep breaths, his eyes closed and his face pressed into his knees.

Something chilly pressed into his hand, making him look up. Light stood before him with a glass of ice water.

“Drink.” He ordered, even when L frowned. “Ryuzaki.”

“Fine, fine.” He took the cup, frowning the entire time he drank from it. Finishing it off, he showed it to the other boy with a pout- very much like a child made to eat his vegetables. “Happy?”

“Very much so.” Light refilled the cup before returning to the desks, forcing L to stand up and walk back. “And you even stretched. See? Was that so hard?”

L’s sharp jab to his ribs before sitting down was all the answer he got, sputtering water everywhere while the other man smiled.

Petty bastard.

[brainpukeblog]