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Large man character who knows like 129 ways to kill someone with his bare hands: *is good with kids*

Me, every time, without fail: ohh my god the large man character who knows like 129 ways to kill someone with his bare hands is good with kids.........

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>be google >get into ad serving >virtually every site you go to now has ads served by google >do seemingly nothing to combat the malicious, inappropriate, or otherwise objectionable ads >people start using adblockers because they're tired of seeing scams and borderline pornographic content everywhere they look

"why is everyone using adblockers?! we have to punish these people!"

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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

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I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

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Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator

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pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors

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got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:

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the hawks

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this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside

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lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao

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i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off

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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP

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WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM

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lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys

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op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes

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some of us dont even have eyes!

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i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.

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what breed of dog op

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poodle? does it matter?

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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days

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man come on

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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

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fucking hell i forget that some people violently hate polyamory and are way too proud of admitting it :/

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is this anything

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Although only movie credits are listed, assume the adaptation may be via either movie(s) or a TV series according to your mercurial whims.

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Homes are expensive because of landlords hoarding them for profit, not because of regulations.

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he’s always the center in these discussions. patron saint of yaoi culture

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horsey

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I complain about Grindr a lot for someone who 7/10 times can’t wait to respond like this

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