#moisture farmers

[currently-becoming-potatoes]

Shoutout to my DAD for having an ongoing debate with his college friend about the logistics of Tatooine moisture farmers and how incompetent everyone in the Star Wars universe is, which has been dead for TWO FUCKING YEARS until THIS MORNING, WHEN MY DAD REMEMBERED IT EXISTED AND REPLIED WITH MORE EVIDENCE

AND THE OTHER GUY RESPONDED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY

[adragonsfriend]

Ok so fuck Padme doing tax evasion on Tatooine, Luke is going to finish what Leia started when she killed Jabba by importing large amounts of water to tatooine from off world to bring the price of water down (while providing cheap water to enslaved people and poor moisture farmers) to drive the warlords/whoever took over the Hutt's power vacuum out of business and off planet. In this essay I will--

What was Luke’s reaction to a larger body of water

his moisture farmer instincts kicked in

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

[queen-daya]

Luke Skywalker Aesthetic

[luke-shywalker]

shmi skywalker: wait, cliegg, before we get married there’s something you should know

cliegg lars: darling, nothing could ever change how i feel about you

shmi skywalker: i have a son i conceived through the force who became a jedi and i don’t know where he is anymore

cliegg lars: …

cliegg lars: well didn’t see that one coming, but my statement still stands

[skellymom]

LOL. Great animation on this channel. These guys didn't miss a beat with the whole Ben Kenobi thing...

[jaqobis]

you know how luke skywalker starts a new hope living with his aunt and uncle who raised him and wanting to follow one of his oldest friends into the rebellion, and how by the end of the movie he's with the rebellion and his oldest surviving friend is now han solo, who he met like three days ago? yeah.

[sw5w]

A Mother Kisses Her Son Goodbye

STAR WARS EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace 01:15:10

[awryen-nyx]

Man. I miss Moisture Farmer.

They disappeared from the SWTOR writing scene years ago. But they had some of the BEST fucking smut.

The short series with Lord Scourge before we EVER got that romance? GODS it was top notch! I also just ended up taking their headcanon for his name. It's ingrained at this point.

AND they're partly why I got so into Gault/Bounty Hunter.

Also, I'm sad they never really panned out with the Rogun smut or the Nico Okarr smut. *sighs*

[notjanine]

i hung out with both of them again over the weekend and it's going really well* and this is still wild to me. it's been exactly what i needed- just easy and good, and good in different ways bc they're so different from each other! but i don't think i've fully described either here

Bookstore: very tall. verrry sexy voice. nb and bi. does not do small talk.** similar taste in media to my own, esp movies, book genres, and spooky podcasts; every time we hang out is like (sexually charged) book club. big nose. always looks exhausted (hot). younger than me but an oldest sibling and lowkey has oldest sister syndrome, but not in a bad way.

Tech Guy: medium height. v round. v much a standard normal straight guy*** but sweet? adventurous- seems kinda boring and normcore, but the lore keeps getting wilder. he's iranian (initiated his citizenship process immediately after the 2016 election (can successfully navigate bureaucracy (hot))) and has offered to take me on a date to his favorite little middle eastern grocery.**** maintains the exact level of beard scruff that makes me craaaazy. the EYEBROWS on this bitch!! older than me but a youngest sibling (with sisters, so like. he seems to understand that women are human beings).

Both: soft hands.***** lots of friends, including platonic female friends. dislike going out and doing things alone, except for going to the movies, which they do often. when asked what dnd class would you be, personally, like you as the person you are now, both said... bard.****** idk how to feel ab that one.

so i like them both and i'm also glad i started seeing them at the same time, bc i think if it was just one or the other, things would have gotten too intense too fast (bc they both like me A LOT and i'mmmmm enjoying that more than i would have expected, i am tempted to overindulge in such adoration). as-is, i've made a list of guidelines for myself that's helping me to maintain boundaries and keep things as tidy as i can. it helps that they're both good at communicating and planning!

anyway next weekend i'm hanging out with the two friends who set me up with these ppl and i need to think of something very good and special to bring them to say thanks!!!

[gremlinbehaviour]

When you truly have Too Much Zucchini, you can also shred and freeze it for later. My tip for that is wring out the extra water before freezing in a salad spinner. Online guides will tell you to wring it out with a cheesecloth and they are wrong; all that gets you is crushed zucchini on the outside of the ball which is still soaking inside. Use a salad spinner and go forth with multiple giant bags of frozen zucchini for winter baking

[chemtexspecialityltd]

How has Alsta Hydrogel ensured maximum crop growth and profitability for farmers

Alsta Hydrogel, a potassium polyacrylate-based super absorbent polymer, is designed to support sustainable farming by improving water retention and soil health. The polymer can absorb up to 300-500 times its weight in water and release it gradually as crops need it, ensuring consistent moisture even in dry conditions. Here’s how Alsta Hydrogel directly supports farmers' profitability and revenue growth.

Chemtex Speciality Limited manufactures "Alsta Hydrogel" as a basic, simple to use, environment friendly polymer based on potassium polyacrylate that farmers can successfully use to decrease water utilization without compromising on plant’s health and growth and yet yield rich green harvests even in dry spell conditions.

[sydmarch]

finished the game I'd say it was thoroughly Fine

[m-1239]

Organic Body Butter with Infused Olive Oil, for Eczema, Rosacea !

[exterminate-ak]

Thank you @bidonica

You know what? Destroy the "people in rural areas are all ignorant conservatives" stereotype and start mocking the "trad"/anti-feminist/neonazi people that are obsessed with rural areas despite having never been to one

[wizardofpalmsprings]

I know it’s sort of retroactively made Very Important, but it’s still incredibly funny to me that Luke Skywalker went around with that last name and no one batted an eye about it for almost twenty years. Your father was one of the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy and by all counts was killed along with the rest of them. You bear his name and no one knows why; no one on Tatooine seems to give much of a shit. They remember Shmi Skywalker and well…he must be somehow related to her and Owen and Beru took him in?

Really speaks to how much of a backwater planet Tatooine must be.

[groovyangelkisses]

Lumberjack ! Logan secretly love being pampered and spoiled by his girlfriend but is too shy to admit it

oh absolutely, honey! 💌

he'll daydream alllll day at the yard about comin' home to you & you running your nails through his hair, scratching and tugging while kissing his cheeks. and he'll blush, too! swinging his axe with the gratifying chop and thinking about his girl waiting for him at home ᯓᡣ𐭩

on days where you needed the pick-up, mainly to run to the farmer's market down the way for dinner, you'll pick him up from the yard. and ohhhh boy the looks logan gets when the other workers see a pretty little thing like you pulling up for him. and logan absolutely eats it up— loves knowing his pretty girl, so loving and doting, bordering obsessed with him, is the object of every mans dreams. if anyone dares to tease him for the sudden pep in his step as he almost jogs to you in the car, the glare they recieve will be deadly before logan shifts his eyeline back to you with a soft smile— only reserved for you <3

everyday when he comes home from work, there's a warm lavendar bath ready, and his favorite soft sweats warm from the dryer. the first time you drew him the bath, he fiddled with the soft pebbles of lavendar asking himself "what the fuck is this?" when you left the room for a moment to grab him a fluffy towel.

he was skeptical of being loved— never too quick to let his guard down. but when he finally sat in the tub? long, tanned limbs relaxing in the warm water that smelled sooo nice & relaxing? his shoulders dropping with content and his eyes fluttering shut? you washing his hair and telling him about your day? "oh god" he prays to himself "never take me away from her, not even for a second, i won't be able to bear it"

and for a more silly approach, you do a sweet little cucumber face mask on logan during the winter months; shelled up in your cozy home as the snow rages on. his eyes peacefully closed as you sit on his tummy, massaging his face gently as he runs his hands up & down your hips and thighs. a sudden knock at the window reveals one of logan's friendly coworkers, coming to drop off the coat logan left at the sight earlier that day.

and this coworker pauses his sentence in mild shock to stare at this 6'2, mean-eyed hairy lumberjack with green fluff on his face and freshly moisturized lips. and all logan can say is "you tell anyone and i'll fuckin' kill you, i swear to god i will" to which you'll turn, all hurt, "you don't like the mask, baby?" and logan'll backtrack so genuinely "no, no baby, i do. 's nice and cooling, like you said. just don't want this shithead thinkin' i'll do anything wild like this for anyone but my girl"

and when his buddy leaves, head falling back in laughter, logan doesn't even find himself caring so much. especially not when you lay him back down, face now clean of the mask, and slooooowly start massaging his biceps.

"love my girl. love my sweet girl. take such good care'a me, pup, 'm so grateful" he'll coo as he starts to fall asleep after a long day's work— completely content, completely in love, only mildly ashamed of how much he needs you :(((