Because I just wrote an entire modern!Javier fic for the mini bang, have some modern Javier headcanons
He has SO many tattoos, some have meaning and some dont
Has the words "Stay Free" tattooed on his fingers
Also has barbed wire tattooed around his neck to try to hide the scar
Has an industrial piercing in his right ear, and 5 piercings along the outer edge of his left. Wears a cross stud in his right ear
Wears necklaces, bracelets, and rings when he's not working, he likes to collect jewelry
Usually has his nails painted black and actually takes very good care of his hands
Gray sweatpants season? This man is the KING, walks around in gray sweatpants and no shirt smoking a cigarette
He uses so much milk and sugar in his coffee it can barely be considered coffee anymore
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R.I.P Van Der Linde Gang 💔 You would have loved:
(seen a few ppl do this,, if you started this definitely lmk and I’ll credit u !!)
updated to add Kieran and Sean
Dutch - Self help books, those podcasts where people give you terribly incorrect health information and claim that they’re doctors
Uncle - The massage chairs in malls, Frank Gallagher, insane reddit stories that definitely never happened, scamming disability cheques from the government
Abigail - iPhone’s share your location feature, the Parent Teacher Association, audiobooks
Arthur - Remote control racing cars (aarwh it’s a toy boat!), the catch and cook youtube videos, Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé, free healthcare mayhaps…..
John - Maury, The sassy man apocalypse on TikTok, Sitting and watching Bluey in a trance with Abigail after Jack has already gone to bed
Miss Grimshaw - Supernanny, Judge Judy, Spas, Massages, Bear Grylls probably, Bed Bath and Beyond
Sadie - Streetwear, absolutely bodying men on FPS games, Rage rooms
Charles - Axe throwing to get the frustration out, wildlife protection acts, David Attenborough, ATLA
Javier - The head massage you get when you get your hair washed at the salon, edibles, Guitar Hero, collecting vinyls
Hosea - Game shows like The Chase and Deal or No Deal, Dolly Parton probably, cruises, community libraries where you take a book and leave a book behind
Strauss - Cryptocurrency, whatsapp scams
Mary-Beth - Wattpad, Ao3, Booktok, you name it. Those fanfic movie adaptations like After, 50 shades of Grey etc, Cottagecore aesthetic, Taylor Swift, TikTok edits, Bridgerton
Tilly - Those ‘Day in the Life of’ Tiktoks, Jazz bars, Chloe x Halle, cruises as well
Karen - How To Get Away With Murder, Bottomless brunch, Reality shows with a bunch of drama like Love Island or Married at First Sight, Ru Paul’s Drag Race
Bill - Mardi Gras, Brokeback Mountain 😋, Home Depot, probably, those giant American cars that are on the verge of being trucks, Call of Duty
Pearson - Those late night infomercials that show random kitchen utensils like a garlic mincer or a nutribullet blender, Reddit, Spending money on E-Harmony, standing in the club and staring awkwardly at a woman, Dungeons and Dragons
Lenny - Online self paced university, Jordan Peele movies, Studio Ghibli movies, Noise cancelling headphones, The Last of Us
Kieran - Animal crossing, Saddle Club, the Wikihow “how to talk to girls” page, taking horrible advice from tik tok just because the person who posted it sounded trustworthy, astrology probably
Sean - Getting drunk at local football games and heckling the other team, claiming he’s not into Karen’s reality shows but then standing there watching the whole episode with his arms crossed while asking her about every single person and their drama, would most definitely be famous for yapping on Twitter, Derry Girls would be his fave show
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Whiskey & Peaches - Masterlist
AO3 Link
"I can pay you, how much do you need?"
"A glass of whiskey and a few peaches from that tree."
"You want to be paid in whiskey and peaches?"
"Whiskey and peaches."
AN: mentions of alcohol abuse, past domestic violence, implied infidelity
This is my submission for the 2022 rdr mini bang! I worked with the amazing artist @daily-escuella and I am so excited for you all to read the story and see her art!
@rdrbigbang
Prologue
Whiskey
2. Beauty
3. Tonight
4. Stay
5. Querida
6. Sofía
7. Ruin
8. Peaches
A link to the beautiful art Daily-Escuella did :)
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RDR2 Modern AU headcanons: favourite video games
Arthur: Something fairly peaceful with a lot of animals. He played Planet Zoo but got stressed trying to make the perfect enclosure for each of his animals, then a bear escaped and all hell broke loose. He misses Nintendogs, things were simpler then.
John: Abigail bought him Babysitting Mama so he could learn to be a father but he ended up losing the toy baby (it turned up outside in the bushes). After that she left him to play Skyrim, and laughed when his character was mauled by wolves.
Dutch: He likes games with a good story and a lot of character development. He would play RDR2 but I don't want to create a hole in the space-time continuum. Plus he doesn't know how to turn the PS5 on and always has to get John to help him figure out the controls. He played Mafia but had to be dragged away from breaking things during the racing mission because he kept crashing.
Hosea: Lives out the fantasy of his detective novels by getting really into LA Noire. He tries to take it seriously at first but after a while he starts running his partner over and chuckling.
Sadie: Saints Row. She likes being able to run around and cause chaos, and the rest of the gang get slightly terrified when they see her running around with the level 4 upgraded assault rifle.
Uncle: Wii Bowling. Nobody wants to play with him.
Javier: Rock Band. He does the singing parts, and gets Abigail, Uncle and Jack to join him on guitar, bass and drums.
Sean: Goat Simulator. Catch him giggling while launching a giraffe into the air.
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