#model UN

[sophiemaryjanes]

things i've heard during model un

*someone with their phone on speaker* "where are you?" "buying jamba juice for india. we talked about this."

"we could afford a bus last year because we did some things that were a little shaky in terms of legality"

"we used to throw tea in the ocean to protest monopolies." "sarah for the last time you can't kill mark zuckerberg"

"i have a brilliant idea." *dramatic pause* "biological warfare"

"if you'd had millions of dollars extorted from you in the eighteen whatevers, you'd want to nuke france too"

"russia's just been sitting here. drinking a coffee. plotting world domination"

"the projector isn't working right now, so if you could turn the resolution into an original song and perform it live for us that'd be great."

"would anyone like to make a speech?" *person raises hand* "besides you"

*screaming and sirens start somewhere in the distance* "me too dude. me too"

"QUICK INDIA FORGE ME A CHECK"

"so how are the kids?" (to britain) *sniffs* "THEY'VE ALL ABANDONED ME"

*to the tune of "the jets"* "when you're korea your life can be tough / you get split down the middle"

"i've got that middle eastern dictator rizz" *finger guns*

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My lesbian cousin and I were in my high school’s Model UN and for a practical debate we had to pair up with straight people and debate whether it was better to be straight or gay.

[arunswild]

opinion: the sole purpose of the UN is to make itself look stupid and naïve.

[completely-real-and-normal-human]

at a model un conference running on no sleep and 3 monsters, feeling like i am full of bees, rage, and giggles in equal amounts. i have made a dick joke in one (1) speech and passive-aggressived a delagate for croatia into speechlessness. and i’m ready to kill

[adejare976]

I do model un for my school and i was trying to find that one website that helps you cite your sources in mla format.

What i put in the search bar: Cite Bible

The website i was looking for: EasyBib

[wheresmyfuckingchair]

Specs is the kind of MUN kid who is a sponsor for a Reso from its inception, and then randomly gets removed after a merger

Davey definitely usually is chairing, so when he’s a delegate, he follows procedures to the letter, and always calls them “honorable chairs”

Race consistently uses personal pronouns. Every time. Without fail.

Albert is the kid who somehow always brings the committee back to suggesting communism. He is a phenomenal crisis delegate

Elmer is that one delegate who does nothing, but somehow is sponsoring every paper. He complimented someone’s shirt once, and now he’s here

Spot definitely is AMAZING at crisis, but can’t handle other committees. They require to much cooperation

(Thank you @stowtheseriosity for MUN newsies it will run in my head rent free. You have made a very niche audience super happy)

[coldhands-sunkeneyes]

I personally would love to see both candidates on the floor of a model un conference. Against bitches trying to gavel

[soviet-space-ace]

What people think Model UN is like: serious socially conscious students working diligently to achieve world peace.

What Model UN is actually like: “Breaking news! The Gospel Of Bread has taken over much of Europe and has assassinated several world leaders!”

[tacticaltransfemme]

Model UN is just improv with worse one-liners

[sea-jello]

i think jake apparently being in the frisbee golf team is a very overlooked fact that we need to talk about more

[em-nikolaev]

Do you like International Relations, Model UN, Geo-Politics?

I found this free program that does a model UN type thing, but it's fully free and fully virtual, here's the link if you're interested:

[ishouldsleepbut]

that unexpected moment when indonesia eats the fentanyl cat

[tarohonii]

Me reading extremely radical and brainwash-worthy articles about China defending it's censorship issues but I have to agree with it because it's my country for Model UN

[myshoelacesareundone]

Quotes from Model UN Draft Resolutions in conferences I've been, that passed

In the preambles: 'recognising 9/11'

'recognising the Quran as the direct word of Allah' (added by Iran)

recognising Malta as a veto state

demanding Just Dance to be an official language of the UN

requiring all delegates to communicate through Just Dance

decides to remain actively seized on the matter (and that was the only clause)

[the-paris-of-people]

Fabiola and Eleanors may be messes who give terrible advice, but I love them

[bobbyfiend]

Model UN: Bonkers

My wife's report from the Model UN conference she (and others) facilitated over the weekend had the following items:

China wanted to sell nukes to everybody but nobody wanted them

China sweetened the deal by offering everyone who bought a nuke a pair of great pandas

France sent their pandas back to China on a boat filled with nuclear warheads

A journalist from Axios wrote a piece about "Panda Diplomacy"

The USA decided to give every nation on earth one nuclear bomb just to level the playing field

Someone in the Crisis Committee received a crisis note and ate it so nobody else could read it

Mexico split into Mexico and Cooler Mexico