#model UN

[sophiemaryjanes]

things i've heard during model un

*someone with their phone on speaker* "where are you?" "buying jamba juice for india. we talked about this."

"we could afford a bus last year because we did some things that were a little shaky in terms of legality"

"we used to throw tea in the ocean to protest monopolies." "sarah for the last time you can't kill mark zuckerberg"

"i have a brilliant idea." *dramatic pause* "biological warfare"

"if you'd had millions of dollars extorted from you in the eighteen whatevers, you'd want to nuke france too"

"russia's just been sitting here. drinking a coffee. plotting world domination"

"the projector isn't working right now, so if you could turn the resolution into an original song and perform it live for us that'd be great."

"would anyone like to make a speech?" *person raises hand* "besides you"

*screaming and sirens start somewhere in the distance* "me too dude. me too"

"QUICK INDIA FORGE ME A CHECK"

"so how are the kids?" (to britain) *sniffs* "THEY'VE ALL ABANDONED ME"

*to the tune of "the jets"* "when you're korea your life can be tough / you get split down the middle"

"i've got that middle eastern dictator rizz" *finger guns*

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My lesbian cousin and I were in my high school’s Model UN and for a practical debate we had to pair up with straight people and debate whether it was better to be straight or gay.

[iliveinyourceiling65]

GUYS. HOW DO YOU DO MODEL UN. MY FIRST MEETING IS IN THREE DAYS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING

[gerard2parenthesesreal]

something so unserious about teenagers sitting in a room in SUITS drinking juice boxes

[arunswild]

opinion: the sole purpose of the UN is to make itself look stupid and naïve.

[completely-real-and-normal-human]

at a model un conference running on no sleep and 3 monsters, feeling like i am full of bees, rage, and giggles in equal amounts. i have made a dick joke in one (1) speech and passive-aggressived a delagate for croatia into speechlessness. and i’m ready to kill

[wheresmyfuckingchair]

Specs is the kind of MUN kid who is a sponsor for a Reso from its inception, and then randomly gets removed after a merger

Davey definitely usually is chairing, so when he’s a delegate, he follows procedures to the letter, and always calls them “honorable chairs”

Race consistently uses personal pronouns. Every time. Without fail.

Albert is the kid who somehow always brings the committee back to suggesting communism. He is a phenomenal crisis delegate

Elmer is that one delegate who does nothing, but somehow is sponsoring every paper. He complimented someone’s shirt once, and now he’s here

Spot definitely is AMAZING at crisis, but can’t handle other committees. They require to much cooperation

(Thank you @stowtheseriosity for MUN newsies it will run in my head rent free. You have made a very niche audience super happy)

[adejare976]

I do model un for my school and i was trying to find that one website that helps you cite your sources in mla format.

What i put in the search bar: Cite Bible

The website i was looking for: EasyBib

[coldhands-sunkeneyes]

I personally would love to see both candidates on the floor of a model un conference. Against bitches trying to gavel

[soviet-space-ace]

What people think Model UN is like: serious socially conscious students working diligently to achieve world peace.

What Model UN is actually like: “Breaking news! The Gospel Of Bread has taken over much of Europe and has assassinated several world leaders!”

[frostwing213]

First day of a Model UN conference.

Of course we have people sitting on the ground writing topic speeches in the dim hallways by phone flashlights before opening ceremony.

[tacticaltransfemme]

Model UN is just improv with worse one-liners

[ishouldsleepbut]

that unexpected moment when indonesia eats the fentanyl cat

[sea-jello]

i think jake apparently being in the frisbee golf team is a very overlooked fact that we need to talk about more

[toastthewolfie]

currently writing a position paper for fall summit

May upload the full thing later if ppl want

[underoospeterparker]

I'm chairing (UN)GA!!!! So excited first MUN chairing experience :)))