(she/her)I’m going to be insane about my chemical romance I need to explode clown-style
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"This blog last posted 8 years ago"
Haha okay so 2012
"no, 2017"
WHAT
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happy captain of the demeter day to all emotionally distressed
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Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.
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That I fucking forgot everything from all of my science labs in college and so now I’m having to relearn everything so I can claim that I know it on my resume just in case they ask me to do a practical interview with these skills
#I know that this is literally just my imposter syndrome and they won’t ask for a demonstration of my lab skill#but what if 👀#also it did not help that I did my labs over zoom bc of the pandemic and I literally have no practical knowledge of the skills I should know#basically I’m relearning everything from gen chem to fucking biochem#I feel like I’m in hell#be so fucking for real rn why am I doing this to myself#hashtag women in stem#hashtag girlboss
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on the Demeter, straight up “eating it.” and by it. well, haha, let’s justr say. the entire crew
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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed
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being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex
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Mystery Inc. meet Holmes and Watson!



I am having a lot of fun with this Victorian Scooby Doo au!!
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should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now
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you know my mother was a haunted doll
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me and m were playing The X-Files: Resist or Serve and he kept beating the shit out of zombies instead of shooting them and said it was Scully's madness that was making her do it
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Sometimes your family is your situationship, your boss, the assassin who’s in a homoerotic throuple with both your situationship and your boss, and your alien baby. It’s beautiful
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