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can never be mysterious i gotta update this fucking blog every 8 minutes

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Every emo can fuck off. All of them. Even the girls. Fuck all of you. Emos are trash. Emo trash. Useless hair spray waste assholes

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Today's Seal Is: Delicious Ingredient

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The Growth of Sauce Cat.

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☠️ creaky-freak Follow

i get d/newlyturned can be useful but why are there vamps asking the stupidest questions like how to bite….. even humans know that u just open your mouth and close it on something… not that difficult.

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I’m so tired of this new generation of vampires. Back when i was turned, if you didn’t know how to hunt, you starved. These fucking babybats with their bloodbags and willing victims are defanging the name of vampires.

🧛🏻 garlicker Follow

why are these vamps asking deaddit anyway, shouldn’t they be learning these things from their sire???

🦇 batty-betty Follow

hey, biting correctly can be tricky to master! and some vampires don’t have a relationship with their sire where they feel comfortable asking for advice. when i was turned, my sire was my former master and it took awhile to feel like i could talk to her freely. plus, most fledglings are abandoned by their sires these days. i think it’s great that these babybats have a place to figure these things out.

🧛🏻‍♂️ snacula Follow

op left out the full screamshot anyway

he’s having trouble sucking enough blood from the wound, which is something most fledglings struggle with tbh.

tip to all the babybats: if you feel you’re not getting enough blood you probably aren’t sucking hard enough. you gotta really work at it. it takes time to build up the muscles to drain someone within minutes. and if you really want to puncture an artery go right ahead, just prepare for things to get messy haha (and don’t expect your victim to live through it)

and here is a site made specifically for newly turned vampires, it’s got all you need to know as a fledgling

🪦 f34st-of-bl00d Follow

reblogging for that last bit, i struggled with sucking when i was a fledgling and i had no sire to tell me why.

another tip: bite the chest when starting out. you can move on to the neck once you’ve gotten a hang of that. and i wouldn’t recommend the wrist or thigh as a convenient bite

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saving this post for later

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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

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If I ever lactate (GOD FORBID, unless I had recently given birth to a woman) I'm going to make it into fertility cheese to counteract the fucking ABORTION CHEESE which will ENCOURAGE the birth of women rather than the destruction of them

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who wants to play organs and bones with me

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You got a favorite christmas song or is it too early

You fool. You imbecile. There is an obvious answer to that question. I will now proceed to inflict it upon you.

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I gotta be careful when I listen to Destroya because ever time I hear the verse “ If what you are. Is just what you own. What have you become. When they take from you. Almost everything?” I can barely resist the urge to do the straight, white, boy, chad thing and punch a hole into my wall because of the absolute feral it brings out of me

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“stop asking for mcr5 you’re being ungrateful” i am going to peel my skin off like a wetsuit

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I Never Told You What I Do for a Living (My Chemical Romance)

I can't clean the blood off the sheets in her bed

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message to all sick bitches who like freak sex. please survive

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Did this remind anyone else of the opening sequence in Goncharov (1973)?

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From Netflix's JWHJ 0715