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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

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i don't want to wash my water bottle what about my microorganisms #mymicroorganisms

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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

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I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

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Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

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my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”

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if YOU'RE having sex at work, and I'M having sex at work, WHO IS REFINING THE MACRODATA?

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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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lobotomy torture club i'm gonna keep on dancing at the lobotomy torture club

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the work is mysterious and important, and that's why we've severed this tuba player

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The X-Files 1.01 | "Pilot"

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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

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Nosy ass plant

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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

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when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?