#mod parsnips

[theenpcbracket]

So I'm here to uh convince you to like Parsnip now so here are some fun facts about him:

He started out as a gag of Barley pulling a frog out of his bag after the party was arrested for being silly goobers (not the real reason but we never finished the campaign and it's been two years since we've last played so a few details are blurry)

The running gimmick with him is that he basically refuses to die. He has exploded in Barley's bag, got thrown into a soup, and got crushed by a rock. The party cleric, Chamomile, also refuses to let him die.

He's only died while wild shaping into a frog

Parsnip is based on a Vietnamese mossy frog because the DM said so

The only reason why Barley had Parsnip in his bag to begin with was he just picked him up one day in the woods and got an attachment to him because Barley is eight years old.

Thank you!

[kyumisyumi]

Cozy Gamer Nikto

One of my favorite HCs right now is that Nikto is a major cozy gamer. And it came from a bot on chai no less.

Like, he and y/n are playing heavily modded Minecraft and you've been been all over the map gathering materials and slaughtering mobs. When you left the base was just wooded area with a dirt hut and chests scattered about but you come back to the comfiest looking farmland. Every building decorated to fit the Fall setting 🍂, pathways lined with Azalea bushes and flowers. The barn animals given ample grazing space and amenities. Ponds filled with frogs and axolotl. The whole area brightened by lanterns made to look like a variety of things. You tell him about how you got your ass kicked by the Warden and he just takes your gear off the armor stand and enchants them with the hundreds of levels he's managed to save. (Easy to save when you're not dying every few minutes).

And yes, dogs are everywhere, all with their own silly name.

Or you're both playing Stardew Valley and you're so focused on the money making side of it that you plant crops haphazardly. Nikto silently dies inside as you plant cauliflower in his designated parsnip section and wild seeds where the potatoes should be. When he mentions it you try to be neater and plant the green beans in a 3x3 formation. Nikto gives you the softest smile as he watches you realize you've made the middle crop inaccessible since the character cannot walk through trellis plants. It's fine, he enjoys fixing your little mistakes. Things get better once you unlock the mines and get to be a sword swinging gremlin⚔️ while he holds down the fort and makes you food to keep you alive. He gives you a kiss every time you bring back materials to upgrade his farm tools.

He absolutely will not let you romance/marry anyone except him >:(

Sims is more your game than his, he much prefers to watch you play. Listening to you plan out the looks/personalities, stories and builds for all your characters. On the outside he plays a neutral but engaged watcher, just happy to be in your presence, swaddled by your simple joy. But on the inside he can't stop thinking about whether Jessica(one of your characters) is going to pick her dirt poor boyfriend of 4 years or pursue the sleezebag sugar daddy that's been in her DMs for months and where the vampire baby she has with her neighbor is going to end up in all this. Nikto wasn't particularly imaginative so your ability to create these stories has him more entertained than any tv program.

Nikto also ends up playing the devil on your shoulder when money gets tight and you consider building an underground art sweatshop 🎨. Or when a character gets on your nerves and you decide it's time for them to lose their being-alive privileges.

⊱⊶Taking requests⊷⊰

[damianstarastrology]

astrology x stardew valley

a brief overview of the astrological signs and houses through the lense of Stardew Valley

first house/aries is the player; player's name, hairstyle/color, clothing, farm name, eye color.

second house/taurus is the farm and its natural resources; the trees, stone, logs, and fiber. basic tools and fifty parsnips seeds, the furniture in your house.

third house/gemini is the town, the villagers, townspeople, cliques, dialogue.

fourth house/cancer is the house, house upgrades, grandpa/grandpa's shrine. kitchen and cooking. weather and season.

fifth house/Leo is the festivals, love interests, love lives of the villagers past and present. saloon, arcade games, food and drink. movies artwork and score

sixth house/virgo is your pet, farm animals, garden, horse, and basic skill sets; fishing, foraging, mining, farming (am I missing one?) combat and items collected from. boxes, storage, sheds, barns, coops. greenhouse. cave. fruit trees. traveling cart

seventh house/libra is your best friends (eight+ hearts), marriage partner, children. furnished home and decor, wallpaper/flooring catalog.

eighth house/scorpio is any processing machines; egg/cheese presses, casks, kegs, oil makers, crystalariums, sewing machine, etc. upgraded tools. shrine of illusions. dark shrine of selfishness

ninth house/sagittarius is skull cavern/desert, casino, ginger island, completed community center + museum, movie theater, qi quests, golden walnuts. pirates and pirate ship. sandy and leo.

tenth house/capricorn is concernedape himself, updates, and accomplishments including perfection. gold balance. the jojamart route. late game upgrades like pierre's missing shopping list and magic bait. iridium star wine

eleventh house/aquarius is the fanbase, streamers, mods and modders. stardew wiki also falls here. total earnings.

twelfth house/pisces is exploits, hidden statues, and easter-eggs. late game shortcuts. krobus and linus. haunted chocolatier

[thelovelymissbigbadwolf]

The Stardew Valley Disaster

They create their characters as usual, with Cloud hosting the server, Angeal, Sephiroth and Genesis requiring the help of Zack to enter.

How did they got the game in the first time? Zack humbly asked Kunsel to find out their emails and hack them in order to create accounts for each, of which Kunsel was responsible for creating.

Even though Zack begged Kunsel to play, he refused, saying he had played enough for the year (aka 400+ hours of SDV)

G: How the hell did you even made those accounts for us?

Z: Secret Santa.

S: You're not smart enough to figure it out on your own. Kunsel or Reno?

Z: Secret S— UH, RUDE?!

A: Rude knows how to hack?

Z: NO! I'm calling Sephiroth rude!

S: No you.

C: Alright server's done, you guys can come in.

After long thirty minutes of AGS making their characters, they went to the loading screen. Since they each had their laptops on the conference room, they could just go local.

Cloud chose Meadowlands, meaning they each started with 15 Hay pieces instead of Parsnip.

And, after Cloud telling them to skip the cutscene, the chaos begun.

Spring, Day #1

The Firsts are shown the Coop and the two chicks, Chip and Dale.

Angeal immediately fall in love with the game.

S: Can we eat them?

A: *slaps the nape of S's neck*

S: OW WHAT GIVES?!

A: Touch them and you're dead meat.

Sephiroth did not ever touched the chicks again or got close to the coop.

Zack teaches Angeal to set the Hay, simple enough.

Genesis got out to explore the sightings, commenting on whoever he sees.

G: Why is there a hobo here? Is that his tent?

C: Oh, must be Linus, he—

G: Can I toss rocks at him and make him leave?

C: ... This is not Animal Crossing, sir.

G: But I don't want a hobo in my village.

C: Too bad, suck it up.

G: Are you forgetting who you're talking to, Cadet?

Z: Uh... Guys?

A: Genesis don't be an asshole at the first person you meet.

G: Ugh. "A stranger? Hello. Don't mind me. I just live out here alone." Hobo.

C: Talk to him one more time.

G: "... Have you come to ridicule me? I'm just minding my own business."

C: And what're you doing?

G: Ridiculing him and I'd do it again.

Zack punches him and starts calling him names, Angeal took him out, scolded the living hell out of him and Genesis has a black eye. It's still 7am in game.

Zack then went to Pelican Town and greeted everyone excitedly and gave a Wild Horseradish.

Z: I'M SO SORRY FOR MY STUPID DUMBASS FRIEND, LINUS!

G: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!

C: SHUT IT THE TWO OF YOU OR I'M TURNING THE SERVER OFF!

They did shut it.

Angeal went on to clean the farm complaining on the poor maintenance of the place and how lazy their (in game) grandfather is, he then passed out of exhaustion and Cloud calmly explained the mechanics.

A: But that makes no sense, if I'm already a farmer, why would I pass out because of some trees?!

Z: They fell on your head. *Giggle*

A: WHAT?! THAT'S A THING IN THIS GAME?!

C: No! It's not, and we were not farmers prior to that, we worked in an office.

A: Since when— WHY WOULD HE LEAVE A FARM IN SOMEONE INEXPERIENCED?!

C: Why would people hire an inexperienced idiot for a high ranking job?

A:

S: He has a point.

G: Can't deny that.

Z: It's like the vice president.

S: Spoiled kid getting his way before throwing a tantrum.

C: It's not really our case in the game, though, but anyway...

Angeal asked Sephiroth to finish his job since he still had a full energy bar and so he went. He passed out of exhaustion.

Then Genesis went to the beach and met Elliot.

G: Oh! He's elegant! "Ah, the new farmer we've all been expecting... and whose arrival has sparked many a conversation! I'm Elliott... I live in the little cabin by the beach. It's a pleasure to meet you."

C: He's one of the six bachelors.

S: What's a bachelor?

Z: Means you can romance them!

G: WHAT?!

A: There's relationships in this game?

G: AND SEX?!

C: Yes and NO!

Z: But with mods—

C: WE ARE NOT USING MODS!

G: "I can't seem to find the inspiration to begin writing my novel...” HE'S A WRITER??

Z: UGH! GET OFF YOUR FUCKING DUNGEON YOU EMO! I WANNA BEFRIEND YOU GODDAMNIT—

Genesis goes back home once it darkens and Cloud instructs him to sell whatever he found.

Zack goes back and puts what he found.

Cloud does the same.

In the end, there were a few forage items from Genesis. Spring Onions from Cloud. Trash from Zack.

To be continued...

[thebestgremlin]

Class 1-A would absolutely use a mod or cheat to make a Stardew file with all of them. Cut to Bakugo walking out of his dorm and yelling out “WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY PARSNIPS”

[tauforged]

vik and i are playing modded stardew valley together and we made our farmers laz and rigel and it’s so cute but also so funny to imagine both of these literal murder machines like coming home from a long day of slaughtering their enemies by the hundreds and unwind by planting some parsnips or going fishing. this tenno shit is just a day job laz’s real passion is sittin on the dock with a cold one and a fishing pole. it doesn’t even matter if he catches anything this is just his natural state it’s where he belongs. like seeing a frog on a lily pad

[reallyghostlypost]

If you use one of the hunger/weather mods the beginning of the game is absolutely brutal. Since you need to eat you can't sell too many things so profit is slow. Being hungry or cold for too long means you lose health or stamina.

So the farmer, canonically a kid who came to the valley with no farming experience, no money and with just the clothes on their back, spends weeks stumbling around the town cold, hungry, ill and injured while everybody bullies them.

"Isn't it kinda funny that the new kid who looks like they're about to fall over has to eat from the trash? Better tell them that their parsnips smell bad!"

You go to bed hungry and wake up with half the stamina so you can't chop trees down for wood and can't warm the farmhouse so you end up ill. You have to eat most of your crops so you have no money for seeds. Most of the time is spent on trying to not starve, you barely get enough food/wood to survive the next day, actual progress is rare. Almost no one in town wants to talk with you. Pierre lies about the few things you sell and everyone believes him. Andy tells you to give up and go back to the city. The flower dance feels a lot harsher now.

[middletone]

Introduction Post

Spring – Year 1: Week 1 - Week 2 - Week 3 - Week 4

Summer – Year 1: Week 1- Week 2 - Week 3 - Week 4

Current Goals:

Fast-track Blue Chickens

Fishing Level 10

Weekly Summary: Leander has taken the first steps towards becoming a part of the Pelican Town community! Having heard rumors of Shane’s chicken husbandry skills, our farmer is attempting to befriend possibly the only person in town to actively avoid having friends. Very rude; we just want to talk about chickens!

Leander has found solace in fishing. He prefers fishing at the dock in front of Willy’s shop, but will sometimes move to one of the small islands of the mountain lake. The Fiberglass Rod was a much needed purchase. The mines do instill a growing need for adventure, however…

Having met with the Wizard and “partaken” of his brew, Leander’s magics have begun to reawaken; enough that the Fae saw it within their good graces to bless our first crops. A fruitful first week back at Aurora Fields.

Daily summary & donation checklists under the cut; mod list in the Introduction post.

Day 01:

Beginner chickens are Honey (white) & Biscuit (brown)

Cleared some of the farm

Collected enough wood for 2 chests

Bought and planted: 1 Parsnip, 1 Cauliflower, 1 Kale, 1 Green Bean, 1 Blue Jazz, 1 Tulip, 3 Potatoes

Said “Hi” to everyone excluding Alex, Willy, & the Wizard - Not bad!

Found all possible Spring Foragables - Great start!

Dug up a Rusty Spoon and spoke with Gunther about the museum

Hit Foraging Level 1

Day 02:

Forgot to pet the chickens; continue to be mad I can’t pet them while they’re sleeping

Got word from Willy & went to the beach for our first fishing rod

Dropped a chest in front of Willy’s shop & fished until 5pm; treasure: iron ore, frozen geodes

Found Glass Shards on the beach - Serious safety hazard!

Said “Hi” to Willy & Alex

Gifted a daffodil to Linus for the ‘Making Friends’ quest

Cleared some of the farm before heading to bed

Hit Fishing Levels 1 & 2

Day 03:

Caught all rain fish except the Shad

Fenced off a portion of the Coop area for the blue chewy grass to spread without being eaten

Chickens fully grown - Got our first eggs!

Gifted Shane an egg; Operation Fast-track Blue Chickens is a go!

Purchased a Fiberglass Rod & Bait from Willy’s Shop

Spent the day fishing; treasure: iron ore, geode, Aquamarine

Cleared some of the farm before heading to bed

Hit Fishing Levels 3 & 4

Got Fisherman achievement

Day 04:

Spent the day fishing

Gave Pam a Joja Cola to rub on her sore nose - ?

Egg for Shane

Did some foraging before bed

Hit Fishing Level 5 - Chose Fisher perk

Day 05:

Adopted our first cat, Steve “Captain America” Rogers

Cleared some of the farm towards the southern exit

Completed the Rat Problem & Mine cut scenes

Dropped a chest in the mine by the elevator for future use

Dropped a chest in front of the Community Center & moved items in preparation for first round of donations - Reminds me of stacking bugs/fish outside Blather’s while the museum upgrades in ACNH lol

Spent the day fishing

Day 06:

Got high with the wizard and made first round of donations to the Community Center

Gave Sam a Flounder that he wanted for unspecified reasons

Spent the day fishing

Cleared some of the farm before heading to bed

Received a visit from the Fairy!

Hit Fishing Level 6 & Foraging Level 2

Day 07:

Learned Stir Fry recipe

Bought a Red Mushroom from the Traveling Cart

Gave Lewis a Daffodil for his birthday

Bought & planted 8 Potatoes; purchased the first pack upgrade

Spent the day fishing; treasure: Skeletal Tail

Cleared some of the farm before heading to bed

Found & read Mining Monthly; gained mining XP

Hit Farming Level 1 & Mining Level 1; got Mother Catch achievement

Donations:

Community Center - Crafts Room 1/6:

4/4 Spring Foraging: Wild Horseradish, Daffodil, Leek, Spring Onion

0/3 Summer Foraging: Grape, Spice Berry, Sweet Pea

0/4 Fall Foraging: Common Mushroom, Wild Plum, Hazelnut, Blackberry

0/4 Winter Foraging: Crystal Fruit, Snow Yam, Crocus, Holly

0/5 Exotic Foraging: Coconut, Cactus Fruit, Cave Carrot, Red Mushroom, Purple Mushroom, Maple Syrup, Oak Resin, Pine Tar, Morel

0/3 Forest: Moss (10), Fiber (200), Maple Seed (10)

Community Center - Pantry 1/6:

4/4 Spring Crops: Parsnip, Green Bean, Cauliflower, Potato

0/4 Summer Crops: Hot Pepper, Blueberry, Melon, Summer Squash

0/4 Fall Crops: Corn, Eggplant, Pumpkin, Yam

0/1 Rare Crops: Ancient Fruit, Sweet Gem Berry

2/4 Garden: Tulip, Summer Spangle, Fairy Rose, Blue Jazz, Sunflower

0/4 Brewer’s: Mead, Wine, Juice, Pale Ale, Green Tea

Community Center - Fish Tank 0/6:

1/4 River Fish: Sunfish, Catfish, Shad, Tiger Trout

3/4 Lake Fish: Largemouth Bass, Carp, Bullhead, Sturgeon

1/4 Ocean Fish: Sardine, Tuna, Red Snapper, Tilapia

2/3 Night Fishing: Walleye, Bream, Eel

2/5 Crab Pot: Lobster, Crayfish, Crab, Cockle, Mussel, Shrimp, Snail, Periwinkle, Oyster, Clam

0/2 Master Fisher’s: Lava Eel, Scorpion Carp, Octopus, Blobfish

Community Center - Boiler Room 0/3:

0/4 Geologist’s: Quartz, Earth Crystal, Frozen Tear, Fire Quartz

0/5 Treasure Hunter’s: Amethyst, Topaz, Emerald, Diamond, Ruby, Aquamarine

0/3 Engineer’s: Iridium Ore, Battery Pack, Refined Quartz (5)

Museum - Artifacts 1/42:

Dwarf Scroll I, Dwarf Scroll II, Dwarf Scroll III, Dwarf Scroll IV, Chipped Amphora, Arrowhead, Ancient Doll, Elvish Jewelry, Chewing Stick, Ornamental Fan, Dinosaur Egg, Rare Disc, Ancient Sword, Rusty Spoon, Rusty Spur, Rusty Cog, Chicken Statue, Ancient Seed, Prehistoric Tool, Dried Starfish, Anchor, Glass Shards, Bone Flute, Prehistoric Handaxe, Dwarvish Helm, Dwarf Gadget, Ancient Drum, Golden Mask, Golden Relic, Strange Doll, Prehistoric Scapula, Prehistoric Tibia, Prehistoric Skull, Skeletal Hand, Prehistoric Rib, Prehistoric Vertebra, Skeletal Tail, Nautilus Fossil, Amphibian Fossil, Palm Fossil, Trilobite

Museum – Minerals 0/53:

Emerald, Aquamarine, Ruby, Amethyst, Topaz, Jade, Diamond, Prismatic Shard, Quartz, Fire Quartz, Frozen Tear, Earth Crystal, Alamite, Bixite, Baryte, Aerinite, Calcite, Dolomite, Esperite, Fluorapatite, Geminite, Helvite, Jamborite, Jagoite, Kyanite, Lunarite, Malachite, Neptunite, Lemon Stone, Nekoite, Orpiment, Petrified Slime, Thunder Egg, Pyrite, Ocean Stone, Ghost Crystal, Tigerseye, Jasper, Opal, Fire Opal, Celestine, Marble, Sandstone, Granite, Basalt, Limestone, Soapstone, Hematite, Mudstone, Obsidian, Slate, Fairy Stone, Star Shards

[opalescent-apples]

Need to talk about my latest SDV farmer

Coiriel (AKA: Koi)

She/They/He (doesn't know it yet)

Personality: Outgoing, Bold

Favorite

I'm playing a combo of the Dwarven Expansion, Easy Scarp, Better Things, and Cape Stardew. I also added the "raising sea animals" and "legendary fish ponds".

Basically my farmer is an aquatic adventurer named Coiriel. She was an Undine, a water elemental, before she decided to do what her grandpa did and go on land.

To do this, they found the closest thing they could to a sea witch: a man in a starry black suit with skin bluer than the water and thick glasses, as well as a magnificent hat. Coiriel chose their human form to look like him, even if it meant sticking out.

Unfortunately being a human means you need to make a living, which meant a job at Joja corp. Eventually this made him so bored he remembered his grandpa's letter and fled to Stardew Valley. Much better! Living near the riverland, raising his favorite crabs and squid!

(They do not know they are nonbinary yet. Mr. Qi gave them so much gender envy but they still haven't realized it.)

Closest Friends:

Vanilla: Clint, Emily, Leah, Willy

Cape Stardew: Annetta, Jelli (haven't met them yet but I already love them)

East Scarp: Lexi (Best friend!), Nora, Goatherd, Rosa

Potential Spouses (Using the poly mod)

Vanilla: Abigail, Elliot, Krobus (roommate)

East Scarp: Luckiel, Sen, Jacob

Dwarven Expansion: Dwarf (Roommate)

Loved gifts:

Non-Food: "Hell yeah, free treasure! Thanks, friend!" (Married: thanks, love).

Food: "Ooh, you know all my favorite snacks! You're the sweetest!"

Crab, Crab Cakes, Treasure Chest, Diamond, Banana Pudding, Nautilus Shell, Seafoam Pudding, Purple Mushroom, Ginger Ale, All Water Jellies, All Universal Loves except Rabbits Foot (dislike)

(Modded items:

Cape Stardew: Green Tea Mochi, Uva Ursi, Totoro Plush

East Scarp: Rosa's Baklava, Bear Muffin, Summer Pink Lemonade

Dwarven Expansion: Infused Dwarven Spirits, Lava Eel Pie, Iridium Crab Egg, Sunlight Elixir, All Jewelry

Better Things: Blueberry Muffin, Onigiri)

Hated Gifts: "You have five seconds to get that thing away from me."

Kale Only: "This is the worst thing to come out of Stardew Valley."

Kale, Parsnip, Snow Yam, Roots Platter, Coral, Crayfish, Poppyseed Muffin, Shrimp Cocktail, Wild Horseradish, Oil of Garlic, Spiceberry, All Universal Hates (Except Broken Glasses and Broken CDs-liked, and Water Jellies-loved)

(Modded Items

Cape Stardew: Shavegrass Herb

East Scarp: Jelly Cheese Toast, Rosa's Spanakopita

Dwarven Expansion: Repulsive Tonic, Ore Dust

Better Things: Heart Fruit)

[mythracle]

Okay but. Imagine we could marry Pam in canon without mods. So, so much beer and parsnips. That combination on her breath would be spectacular to behold.

holy shit.

thank you for the first ask anon, but, holy fuck.

I better put my farmer away from pam because my brother in christ-

concerned penny, pretty toxic (?, unless prove me wrong) relationship, farm in shambles, sales and shit probably go down because Pam probably took the entire supply the farmer has (especially wines, beers, and everything)

bonus:

two drunk blondes in town having a rough time

(apologies if it's a bit overdue, was busy in school!)

[caprice-nisei-enjoyer]

At 10:32 the creator of this video buys a tile and says "that might have been a mistake". That gave me deja vu, because I had felt the same thing 9 minutes and 51 seconds earlier. In fact, I felt that way for almost the entire video.

See, in any unmodded game of Stardew, it's fine to take the game at your own pace. You might set a goal like romancing a townie or completing the Community Center, and then you can approach it at whatever pace you like. This is normal and fine.

But! If you download a mod that makes every tile cost money to access! Then you can't play the game! Unless you make money!

In this mod, the early game is all about making money. That's barely a value judgement; that's the most obvious interpretation of the constraints given. Because of that, you have to evaluate every action (especially buying tiles) in terms of its ROI.

Here's a brief overview of some of the things the player does that require buying tiles, and my judgement of their ROI:

Rearrange the bed and TV - ROI: 0

Getting enough wood for a chest - ROI: Bad. There's no reason to collect items which you can otherwise sell for money

Grow & sell parsnips - ROI: Great!

Go off the path to gather forage - ROI: Abysmal. Even more of a waste because of how much it cuts into early game capital.

Save the forage for the community center - ROI: This hurts me

Clay Farming - ROI: Marginal, once the tiles were already purchased.

Visit Pierre's to buy more seeds - ROI: Great! Do more of this!

Raid Trash Cans - ROI: Weirdly positive, but it was a gamble

Buy your way halfway to the beach - ROI: pain.

Fishing - ROI: Great!

Doing the Community Center cutscene - ROI: 0

Getting to the Traveling Cart - ROI: 0. It's on the way to the Wizard but... why?

Buying strawberries at the Egg Festival - ROI: Great! It's just going to take a long time to pay off.

[theenpcbracket]

Round 1: Kevin vs Parsnip

Image IDs included! Click the images to see the full character please!

More about each NPC below the cut!

Character 1

Name: Kevin Party: GATEGATE Relationship to party: Familiar, general menace

What makes them the best NPC: We used speak with animals on him one time and it was so funny we just decided he could talk the whole time. Canonically he's a familiar because he got arrested in the Feywild and this is his community service. He's not only useless but actively antagonistic to the party. He eats exclusively raw meat hand-rolled in birdseed and hates everyone. His sheer glee at seeing the rest of us miserable was powerful enough to protect us from the effects of the Shadowfell. His two attacks are (a) shitting on people and (b) necklace of fireballs. He is my horrible son and I love him very much. He gets consulted on every decision and his response is always some variation of (horrible screechy voice) "you're all stupid and I hope you die I'm going back to sleep".

Any extra propaganda under the tag Kevin, to be found here

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Character 2

Name: Parsnip Party: Soup Squad Relationship to party: [Submitter's PC, Barley's] pocket frog/run off prince from a nearby land

What makes them the best NPC: Tumblr sexyman material, and has fighter stats as a druid. He uses wildshape for the express purpose of tagging along with a literal child. This lead to him literally melting in Barley's bag once.

Quote: "So what's with the, uh, rivalry you have with the wizard that's trying to kill us, Barley?"

Any extra propaganda under the tag Parsnip, to be found here

[alicethemasked]

Alice’s adventures on Cheshire farm. entry 3

hi, it’s been a bit, I stopped hype focusing on Stardew for a bit, but then I saw that a new yandere mod had come out so I decided to continue again, forgot how fun it was.

as always MDI cuz this deals with yandere concepts and while it’s safe for now things are getting well spicy

Spring 8 - year 1

Monday time! A lot has happened since my last entry which is astounding, but I’ve officially lived here for a week! So first thing first, I think I have some character profiles to go through, though really they’re less profiles and me judging them after a week.

Let's start with… Harvey… he hasn’t stopped, it’s unsettling, he talks about our so called passed life all the time, I have decided to just let my sickness fade at the farm because I can not deal with him, the other towns folk have taken notice and agreed to help me avoid him as much as possible, especially Elliot. Speaking of he is an interesting fellow, I often catch him near my farm. I ask him why and he says he’s just enjoying the view. Given that the area around my farm is beautiful I just assume he’s taking a morning walk when he does. 

Ok, now I just feel like a gossip, but to be fair those two are a bit weird. I’ve been trying to make friends, the depressed man is called Shane and he seems prickly, I talked to him once and he just assumed that it was a prank! What has this man gone through to think that, he is also at the saloon drinking every night which worries me… but maybe he just needs a good friend!

Unrelated but there is a notice board that I well… noticed (I’m hilarious I know) and what is asked for on there is usually easy for me to find, so I’ve been helping around and getting small money here and there which is fun because that means I’m not fucking starving. 

Also! First harvest! I never thought Parsnips could taste so good but I guess hard work makes your food taste better, I had some Fish with Parsnips and wild leeks the other day and it is shockingly good. This week has taught me that taking a break from the horrid capitalist dystopia that is Zuzu city was a good idea. I even got to take care of most of the rocks on my farm, still need to deal with weeds and trees but I figured that taking care of the rocks was a good first step, one thing at a time. Also want to save the weeds for if I get animals at some point, might see if Robin can make a silo or something. 

I’ve noticed something a bit uncomfortable, a few of my hoodies have gone missing which I’m not happy with, especially given how Harvey has been acting… but I can hope for now that I just misplaced them somewhere…

Speaking of making me uncomfortable, the shy girl uhm… Penny seems to be more pushy about spending time with me, waxing poetic about the unity of the small town life. I was expecting her to be a lot more shy after our first meeting, but it seems that she’s not a fan of respecting my personal space…

Also? Monsters exist? Like I heard about the dwarves and shadow people war and all that, but you don’t really see them in Zuzu, but the mines opened up and I decided to try my hand I mean I’ve been taking care of the stones on my farm after all, got a few gemstones and some ore, but I’m not going to lie, fighting the slimes and giant bugs in the mines was both exciting and terrifying, I guess I will be venturing more in the future.

Signing out ~ Alice

[kobothedraw]

Modded Minecraft is fun so I made a new Minecraft oc, their name is Parsnip and he runs a floating farm!

[crumbys-crumbs]

apple parsnip soup

i bought parsnips for myself this week bc i’ve never cooked with them or had them at all before and i thought it was about time. i looked up parsnip recipes and saw one that also used //apples// and i was like what lol, so yeah i made that with some mods, here it is:

ingredients - 4 parsnips, peeled and sliced into 1/2 inch pieces (like 1.5 cups?) - 2 honeycrisp apples, peeled, cored and thick sliced - 3 yukon gold potatoes, peeled and sliced into chunky pieces - 1 cup liquid from a can of black beans - 1 cup unsweetened oatmilk - 3 cups water - 1 tsp red curry paste - garlic powder - salt - olive oil

when i don’t put measurements for certain ingredients, especially like, oil and spices... it’s because i did not measure them, please just use them however seems normal to u and don’t think too hard about it.

instructions 1) preheat oven to 450 F (230 C). 2) spread parsnips and apples out onto prepared baking sheet. drizzle with olive oil, sprinkle with salt, toss to coat. i just used my hands bc it was easiest. 3) roast these in the oven until they’re tender and caramelized around the edges (like 30 minutes) 4) throw some olive oil in a big pot along with the potatoes, sprinkle some salt on them and toss to coat. 5) combine bean liquid, oatmilk, water, and red curry paste in the potato pot to make a broth. stir everything and turn the heat to high. 6) once the broth is a-boil, stir in apple-parsnip mix and some garlic powder. reduce heat to low, and simmer until potatoes are tender, like 20 - 30 minutes. 7) puree apple and veggie mixture in a blender until soup is smooth. i had to do this in three batches bc my blender is pretty small. 8) put all of your now blended soup back into the pot, stir it well on medium heat, add more salt or whatever if need be, and now you can eeeeat.

i served this with a side of arborio rice laden with chard stem pieces and kale shreds, i’ll write up how to throw that together later and link it here. :3

[colgatebluemintygel]

seeing you discuss stardew partners has just reaffirmed to me that you have such immaculate and valid opinions and im a little a lot in love with you!! as a harvey girlie myself, seeing him being compared to remus has me REELING because now it all makes sense!! so glad someone else treats stardew like a dating simulator it is bc the farming aspects of it all stresses me out tbh! hope you have a lovely day (and valentine's day if you celebrate) :)

jhgjhgjh AHHH my sweet anon <33 happy valentines day angel !!!

a harvey girlie!!! now that is Taste! he truly is up there as one of my absolute favs (along with krobus) <3 and i feel u: farming gets soo stressful. i love it during the first few seasons, when all you have is a little patch of veggies out front, maybe just some parsnips, cauliflower, beans, and a few other fun things; i love that! but when ur waking up every morning and speeding around the farm to collect hundreds of veges, preserves, wine, cheese, mayo, and truffle oil..... ough. it's a Lot ! so i opt out and go on dates instead <3

sidenote! i recently tried the sdv expanded mod for the first time and omg?????????? so many new npcs to date !! a new town !!! i lost my gd mind <3