#mocha cronch

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*Mocha thought for a moment, crushing the grief seed.*

It go cronch-

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He's just so,,, good

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Aleko Farai

Name: Aleko Farai ( Al-echo Fuh-ray )

Age: 23

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Magic Type: Water

Major Arcana: The Hanged Man

Zodiac: Aries (April 2nd)

Title: The Dramatic

Reason For Title: Oh honey… Aleko is only rivaled in the art of drama by Julian Devorak himself. Aleko lives for drama and will probably fight you over his “theatrical skills”.

Species: Human

Looks: Aleko has moderately long hair, currently dyed green for the sake of looking cool. He has dark, chocolate black skin and naturally brown eyes. However, using a slight shimmer spell, he makes them look red. Again, he likes looking cool. He’s quite lanky, and very tall. He’s exactly 6’5”, and weighs 190 lbs. He has a birthmark in the shape of a little sun like shape where his collarbones meet. He also has a somewhat small lip scar, on the left side of his mouth. He has rather “large” lips, and naturally wide eyes.

Clothing Style: Aleko usually wears baggy sweaters and jeans, with bracelets that he never takes off and a cross necklace. He has a ring lip piercing on the right side of his mouth. And boy does he love goth boots.

Religion: Agnostic

Personality: Aleko is actually a pretty sweet kid. He tends to care more about others than he ever will himself. He’s very bad a self care and will sacrifice anything and everything to ensure someone’s safety, if they are close to him. It doesn’t help that he’s the literal definition of drama. Not as much as his beloved Julian Devorak, but pretty freaking close. He’s very theatrical and sees almost every situation as one that he can be dramatic in. It’s even worse due to how fandom oriented he is.

Nationality: Zimbabwean

Languages Spoken: English, French, Xhosa

Likes:

Baking - Baking tends to calm Aleko down in even the worst situation. He does this to calm down, feel happy, or help others feel happy. Or he just does it because he wants to.

Singing - Aleko never sings often, because he honestly isn’t that great at it. He prefers to spare others the “horribleness” of his voice.

Writing - Aleko writes a lot. He writes poems, stories, backgrounds for characters he’ll never use, etc. Aleko builds his own worlds and lives in them, trying to save himself from his own problems and self-doubt.

Dislikes:

Bugs - Literally any kind of bug absolutely disgusts Aleko. He despises them more than anything in the world. Which is a lot of hate for Aleko.

Pianos - Pianos remind him of his mother, who is now deceased. She used to play the piano all the time. He loved more than any song in the whole world. Now, they just bring back bad memories.

Rot - It literally doesn’t matter what kind of rot it is. If it’s rotting, Aleko doesn’t want to be near it. He turned down so many colleges and apartments because they had composition piles.

Fears:

Rats - One of his lesser fears.

Spiders - A major fear.

Bees - Boy does he hate bees.

Lightning - A major fear ( he’s afraid he’ll get struck ).

Animals: Snake and Crow

Pets:

Sweetie - A python.

Cackle - A raven.

Prosthetics:

His entire right leg.

Tattoos: A water rune on his left shoulder blade. A small snake along his right collarbone. A small raven near his bottom left side.

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[gemini-complex]

What did you expect, Kunikida-san?

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[oddarin]

It is one of the most meaningless thing I’ve done in time - all least-to-most ranks and just characters’ fact answers (those that with no pictures) from oficial Ask Arcana gathered in one place. Have no idea what that information could be used for and if it even useful but it kept me occupied and distracted from some life shit for a while, so let it be.

who is most to least likely to enjoy the movie Frozen? Lucio, Portia, Julian, Asra, Muriel, Nadia

Out of the cast, who is the most to least likely to be the jealous type? Portia, Lucio, Muriel & Nadia (tied), Julian, Asra

would you like to rank the characters from who cries most to least ugly? like from sniveling to shoujo manga tears? Muriel, Lucio, Julian, Portia, Asra, Nadia

who is the most to least superstitious Portia, Julian, Nadia, Lucio, Asra, Muriel

most to least excited to be at a WWE event Portia, Lucio, Asra, Julian, Nadia, Muriel

From worst to best at handling children Nadia, Lucio, Muriel, Asra, Portia, Julian

From worst to best for alcohol tolerance Muriel, Asra, Lucio, Julian, Portia, Nadia

Character ranking from best at keeping secrets to loose-liped gossip? Asra, Muriel, Nadia, Lucio, Portia, Julian

best to worst dancers? Asra, Portia, Julian, Nadia, Lucio, Muriel

Most to Least likely to slap you for stealing a mcnugget Nadia, Lucio, Asra, Portia, Julian, Muriel

Least to most likely to eat something weird (read: probably shouldn't be eaten) because of a dare? Nadia, Julian, Muriel, Lucio, Portia, Asra and not even on a dare

how old are each of the revealed characters? everyone is old, but in order of least old to most old: Asra, Portia, Muriel, Julian, Lucio, Nadia

Who's the best kisser? Who's the worst? Best kisser: Faust (good snake smooches) Worst kissers: Mercedes and Melchior (too much cronch)

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If the main 6 played MTG what color decks would they play? Asra: Blue Nadia: White Julian: Black (Portia made his for him) Portia: White/Green Muriel: Green Lucio: Red

How did cast look as babies? Nadia: The best baby, perfect in form and function Asra: A cute baby, always looking around Julian: Not the most handsome baby, a little gangly Portia: Round, squealing delightful baby Lucio: Red-faced screaming awful baby Muriel: Sturdy and well insulated for the long winter

Of the main six characters, which ones are capable of juggling and which ones would absolutely love doing needlepoint? capable of juggling: Portia, Asra, Muriel absolutely love doing needlepoint: Nadia, Julian incapable of juggling/ absolutely hate doing needlepoint: Lucio

what would the cast choose as their job in the mmo final Fantasy XIV? Julian: Dragoon Asra: Astrologian Lucio: Ninja, but he messes up the mudras Nadia: Machinist Portia: Summoner Muriel: Paladin

What would be the favorite attractions/rides of the cast at Disney? Julian: Pirates of the Caribbean Asra: Astro Orbiter Lucio: Tower of Terror (RIP) Muriel: Matterhorn Portia: California Screamin' Nadia: Carousel of Progress

What do the rest of the cast smell like? Nadia: Les Larmes Sacree Du Thebes by Baccarat Asra: Lord of Misrule Lush Shower Cream Julian: Leather seats in a rental car Portia: Cocoa butter and laundry soap Lucio: Fireball, Axe body spray & ass Muriel: myrrh

What board game would The Arcana gang be? Nadia: Clue Asra: Twister Julian: Sorry! Portia: Mouse Trap Lucio: Monopoly Muriel: Guess Who

Who do all the cast main in over watch? Nadia: Ana Asra: Sombra Julian: Reaper Portia: Zarya Muriel: Bastion Lucio: Genji

If everyone participated in a Winter Olympic sport, which one would they be in? Nadia: figure skate (singles) Asra: snowboarding Julian: alpine ski Portia: freestyle ski Muriel: luge Lucio: ice hockey

Main casts Starbucks orders? Julian: Black coffee and he flirts with the barista until it’s ready. Nadia: London Fog Latte. She comes in at exactly 8 every morning. Asra: Matcha latte unless there’s a new radioactive-looking Frappuccino flavor and then he gets that. Muriel: Waiting outside in the car, asks Asra to get him a water. Asra comes back with a hot chocolate and a cake pop. Muriel grumbles but accepts them every time. Lucio: Salted Caramel Mocha extra whip extra sprinkles nonfat no foam soy upside down actually coconut milk instead and then he yells at you if you get it wrong. Portia: Pink Drink and all the baristas get excited when she walks in because they love her and she always tips.

The cast as Kanye songs Nadia: Power Lucio: No Church in the Wild Asra: Love Lockdown Julian: Heartless Portia: Paranoid Muriel: Coldest Winter

Which characters would be in the fire, water, earth, and air nations? Slightly different from what you asked, but: Asra - waterbender Nadia - airbender Julian & Portia - non-benders Muriel - Earthbender Lucio - Firebender

What kind of parents are the cast at their child’s soccer game? Nadia: standing on the sidelines in sunglasses and heels biting her thumbnail and watching every move on the field because she doesnt trust the ref Asra: cheers whenever anything happens, takes as many kids as can fit in the car out for ice cream but doesn’t check with the parents Julian: chats up the other parents relentlessly and isn’t watching when his kid gets hit in the face with the ball Portia: “cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon AW WHAT WAS THAT” Muriel: watching from the parking lot inside the car Lucio: yelling on the phone the whole time, spills all 24 oz of his salted caramel mocha on the bench and doesn’t do anything about it

Which Disney movie is the favorite of each of the cast? Nadia: Fantasia 2000 Asra: The Emperor’s New Groove Julian: Muppet Treasure Island Portia: Muppet Treasure Island Muriel: The Fox and the Hound Lucio: Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True

what kind of youtube channel would each character have (letsplay, cooking, craft, etc)? Asra: very unstructured mostly-cooking channel that also features videos of him just eating weird things, and videos of Faust existing and being cute Nadia: beauty guru with very polished high-end editing Julian: doesn’t know how to use youtube but Portia made an account for him and uploads her shaky/blurry phone videos of his jazz performances Portia: likes and comments on all of Nadia’s videos while occasionally posting cute cat vids Muriel: does not have an internet connection Lucio: extremely loud letsplayer, mostly FPS

What would the cast be as animal crossing villagers? Muriel: Cranky Bear Julian: Smug Eagle Portia: Uchi Cat Nadia: Snooty Ostrich Asra: Lazy Wolf Lucio: Jock Goat

What Fire Emblem Fates' classes would each character be? Asra - Diviner Nadia - Priestess Julian - Adventurer Portia - Maid Muriel - Wolfskin Lucio - Berserker

if the arcana cast were naruto characters, which ones would they be Portia: Naruto Muriel: Gaara Lucio: Orochimaru Julian: Itachi Asra: Kakashi Nadia: Fancy Shikamaru

If the characters of arcana watched rupaul's drag race who would be their faves? Nadia: bebe, raja, peppermint Asra: yara, aja, adore Julian: nina bo’nina, sasha, raven Portia: chichi, bob, ginger Lucio: willam, kimora, mimi imfurst Muriel: Latrice Royale

WHAT ARE THE CHARAS PREFERRED FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM? Nadia: Lavender Lemon Asra: Rainbow Sorbet Julian: Pistachio Portia: Cookie Dough Muriel: Rocky Road Lucio: Red Velvet

Please please arcana cast as mcr songs Lucio: It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish Julian: Thank You For The Venom Asra: Welcome To The Black Parade Muriel: House of Wolves Nadia: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison Portia: Give Em Hell Kid

What are the characters going to be for Halloween? Asra - glow-in-the-dark mermaid Nadia - [elegant ballgown interpretation of] a swan Julian - tortured vampire/werewolf hybrid Muriel - sheet ghost Portia - ninja turtle Lucio - slutty angel Faust - a very long hot dog

If you had to assign the characters from the Arcana to characters from Labyrinth who would they be? Nadia: Jareth Asra: Sara Julian: Sir Didymus Portia: Hoggle Muriel: Ludo Lucio: The Chilly Down birds

What's each character's favourite fruits? Nadia: Concord Grape Asra: Blue Raspberry Julian: Fig Portia: Banana Muriel: Lemon Lucio: Pomegranate

what's everyone's favorite season? Asra - spring Nadia - summer Julian - autumn Muriel - winter Portia - spring Lucio - summer

Who would the Arcana cast be in a cliche Noir Film? Nadia: boss with kinetic ball bearing desk ornament and brandy in the drawer Asra: first love turned old flame that you run into halfway around the world Julian: haggard scientist with an unbuttoned shirt scribbling on the walls Portia: wisecracking secretary who takes a bus a train and a ferry to work Muriel: ominous farmer that lets people use the phone after a car breaks down Lucio: raging starlet shattering a vase after being blacklisted by every studio

The Arcana cast as Michael Jackson songs? Nadia: Man in the Mirror Asra: You Are Not Alone Julian: Smooth Criminal Portia: Will You Be There Muriel: Ben Lucio: Bad

What would each character be in cats? This probably wasn’t supposed to be Cats the musical but if you think i’m gonna pass this up Nadia: None they’re all awful/ Munkustrap Asra: Mister Mistoffelees Julian: Macavity Portia: Jennyanydots Lucio: Rum Tum Tugger Muriel: Grizabella

what would their favorite emojis be? Asra: 🌚 Nadia: 🍷 Julian: 🎷 Portia: 👀 Muriel: 👁 Lucio: 💃💸😏👑

What panic at the disco songs describe each character best? Julian: Death of a Bachelor Asra: I Write Sins Not Tragedies Portia: She’s a Handsome Woman Nadia: Northern Downpour Lucio: Victorious Muriel: From a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins

What stereotypes for a super cliché highschool do the characters fall into? Nadia: Valedictorian who has been doing independent study and hasn’t set foot in the building for the past two years Asra: Shows up late every class with loud ass Sunchips, does homework in glow in the dark gel pen Julian: Eats lunch with his teacher so they can keep talking about mitochondria Portia: Gets really hype about dances, always ends up fighting at dances Muriel: Puts away all the folding chairs that everyone left behind Lucio: Gets on the intercom to talk shit about the teacher who gave him a D+ on his plagiarized essay

What sports would the characters play? And would they be any good at those sports? Muriel: Any solitary sport. He likes track and shotput. Nadia: Swimming. She isn’t on a team, she just likes the water. Portia: Wrestling. She’s got a few championship belts. Julian: Grandma Devorak forced him to take One Sport in high school, and he chose long-distance running. Asra: Beach volleyball and snowboarding. He’s just there to have a good time. Lucio: Ice hockey, but he spends it mostly punching other players.

what dragons from books/movies/games match each character best, would you say? As for dragons, one of our writers plays Flight Rising obsessively so here’s every character as a Flight Rising breed. Asra: Fae Nadia: Imperial Lucio: Wildclaw Muriel: Guardian Julian: Skydancer Portia: Snapper

What is each character most likely to do with the mc when they're feeling 'unusually affectionate'? Nadia: feed them champagne grapes and engage them in conversation so she can watch them try to talk with their mouth full Asra: stare at them and stop acknowledging anyone or anything else Julian: preen and spoil them to the point of being a public embarrassment Portia: constant cuddly contact Muriel: follow them at a respectable distance Lucio: belt out an aria at the sight of them

What's everyone favorite manga if they read any in this world? Nadia: Rose of Versailles Asra: Yugioh Julian: Blackjack Portia: Ranma ½ Muriel: Hunter x Hunter Lucio: Berserk

how much does faust like all the characters? like, who does she like the most/least? does she like the main character at all? Faust adores the main character almost as much as she loves Asra. But if she had to choose from the rest: Most good smelling: Nadia Most fun to squeeze: Julian Most too big to eat: Muriel Most hard to hide from: Portia Most attackable: Lucio

what kind of drunk is everybody? Nadia: capable, professional drunk on the move. Never in the same room twice Asra: touchy-feely but won’t leave the couch, still somehow manages to catch on fire Julian: morphs into The Storyteller, everyone in earshot ends up caught in a dramatic reenactment of his life story waiting for him to take a breath but he never does Portia: makes 6 new friends in the bathroom line Muriel: moody, talks to no one, keeps taking everybody’s empty bottles out to the trash Lucio: the loudest, the drama, the legend, the first to dip out when the cops show up

Of the Characters: Who tells a dirty joke? Who doesn't understand it? Who is disgusted? Who laughs? Who hides a smile? Who gets annoyed? Lucio: tells a dirty joke Muriel: doesn’t understand it Julian: is disgusted Asra: laughs Portia: hides a smile Nadia: gets annoyed

What are the characters usual reactions when subbing their toes? Nadia: It Does Not Happen Asra: hops it off Julian: hissing, closes his eyes while he savors the pain Portia: (string of curses) “ok………. i’m fine” Muriel: doesn’t notice because his toes are too far away Lucio: shrieks, revenge kicks the wall, shrieks harder

what you think everyones deadly sin would be? the deadly cliches: Nadia - Pride Asra - Lust Julian - Wrath Portia - Envy Muriel - Sloth Lucio - Gluttony

On a scale of good to bad, who sings karaoke? Nadia has a silky voice with impeccable vibrato. But she only sings karaoke alone in the bath. Asra has an airy, intimate voice. He’s the worst at karaoke because he doesn’t even get up off the couch. Julian has very limited singing ability, but he will talk sing the whole way through if he has to. He’s great at duets, somehow. Portia has a throaty, powerful voice. She brings the house down with Heart and Bonnie Tyler ballads, even if she squeaks on the high notes. Muriel has a gravelly grumble that he is convinced is useless for singing and if you hand him the microphone he’ll drop it and go stand in the corner. Lucio has an overdone musical theater voice but he is tone deaf. He will shout out the high notes and power through the rest and if you try to skip his song there will be hell to pay

which social media platform which each character Prefer™ ? Asra - twitter (RTs a lot of memes and shitposts, posts incomprehensible dril-like tweets at 3am) Nadia - instagram (flawless makeup and aesthetic™) Julian - yahoo answers Portia - snapchat Muriel - what is social media Lucio - LinkedIn (you will NEVER stop getting email notifications from him)

what dnd classes would the cast be (like mage, assassin, cleric etc)? Nadia: Paladin Asra: Warlock Julian: Rogue Portia: Bard Muriel: Fighter Lucio: Barbarian

what would each characters spice girl name be Asra: Mystery Spice Nadia: Boss Spice Julian: Suffering Spice Portia: Sassy Spice Muriel: Surly Spice Lucio: Spicy Spice

how complicated is each character's personal hygiene routine? Nadia’s personal hygiene routine: an exact science and takes a practiced team of servants to execute. Julian’s personal hygiene routine: splashing his face 5-7 times and gargling with his famous mint vodka peroxide formula Asra’s personal hygiene routine: sticking his head underwater until he’s awake Portia’s personal hygiene routine: putting her hair in a bun and scrubbing herself with a cloth and bucket down by the frog pond Lucio’s personal hygiene routine: milk and caviar bath every 13 hours Muriel’s personal hygiene routine: standing in the pouring rain

What's everyone's favorite alcoholic drinks? Asra - St Germain, tequila, blue curaçao,  lime juice, hibiscus syrup (serve in a champagne flute or martini glass, garnished with a wildflower or tiny umbrella) Julian - whiskey, Kahlua, Grand Marnier, lemon juice (serve in a highball glass) Nadia - Chambord, white wine, seltzer (serve in a wine glass, chilled or on the rocks) Portia - beer & apple cider with a shot of rum (serve in a lowball glass) Muriel - Baileys, butterscotch schnapps, hot chocolate (serve warm, in your coziest mug) Lucio - Jägermeister & Goldschläger topped with overproof rum (serve as a flaming shot)

what would be each of the characters' favorite genre of music? Asra: Bossa Nova and EDM Nadia: Obscure Opera and Calming beach sounds Julian: 20 minute tracks of Quality Jazz Portia: Reggae and dad rock Muriel: New wave and white noise Lucio: Top 40 and Dark Funky Disco

who would the arcana characters be from mean girls?? Asra: the guy who asked what day it was Nadia: cady Julian: gretchen weiners Portia: janis Lucio: regina george Muriel: damian

Which Hogwarts house would each of the Main Cast belong in? Asra & Julian - Ravenclaw Nadia - Slytherin Portia & Muriel - Hufflepuff Lucio - Gryffindor

What would the characters modern!au job/career of choice be? Lucio owns and manages several nightclubs and has a trashy daytime talk show Asra does really low-budget magic shows at kids’ birthday parties by day, and DJs at one of Lucio’s clubs at night Nadia is the city mayor, an international chess champion, and concert pianist Portia works at Home Depot (used to be a waitress at Red Lobster but the tips were terrible), but she wants to be a zookeeper Julian is a doctor at an underfunded hospital with lots of drama Muriel lives off the grid in a broken-down van in the woods

Just due to mild curiosity what would be the casts favorite musicals? Asra - Legally Blonde: The Musical Nadia - Chicago Julian - Les Mis Muriel - Wicked Portia - Cats! Lucio - Phantom of the Opera / Kinky Boots (it’s a tie)

what cryptid is every character Asra = Chupacabra Julian = Mothman Nadia = Nessie Portia = Loveland Frog Muriel = Bigfoot Lucio = Jersey Devil

how would the game's characters celebrate the MC's birthday with them?? Asra would take them on a long journey without telling them where they were going (but would keep them entertained with riddles) to a scenic oasis, where he would pretend to drown so MC has to dive into the water and at the bottom is a magic flute that can summon a swarm of bees (their favorite!) Nadia would throw a tastefully brief festival in their honor. MC would be lavished with pampering (by professional pamperers) from dawn to dusk and when the clock struck midnight, they would be presented with seven bejeweled eagles (one for every day of the week) Julian would meet them for dinner in a shady tavern, bring them heaping plates of food and offer unsolicited advice for the coming year. About halfway through the meal he would have to scramble out the back door because law enforcement arrived on the scene but he’d put it an order in the kitchen to bring them something for dessert Lucio would declare the day a holiday and call it Day of the Beloved One of Lucio. They would have to sit uncomfortably still while a master artiste painted their portrait and a mile-long line of peasants laid gifts at their feet. Muriel doesn’t celebrate birthdays because time is a human construct Portia would throw a big loud party with a barbecue :D

Since it is soon, what would the characters do for Valentines day with us (the MC)? Nadia would take you on an elegant river cruise stocked with 130 varieties of tiny cake and a private crooner hired to serenade you but she would end up throwing them overboard for not hitting the high notes Asra would take you to the mall and splurge on all the stuff you both can’t afford but wait way too long to get lunch so you get into a fight and he proposes in the food court Julian would show up on the 15th after with all the candy he scored at 75% off, pretend it was on purpose that he got the day wrong, and wake you up at 3 am to come clean because the guilt was eating him alive Muriel would light some scented candles, cook up a sensual meal and throw a bearskin rug in front of the fireplace for you to enjoy alone while he escapes into the woods Portia would pack a picnic of chicken and tortilla chips, take you to the beach where you could splash around until the sun goes down and lull you to sleep on the sandy blanket with her acoustic guitar Lucio would have servants fill your room with floor to ceiling flowers while you sleep and wait impatiently for you to wake up like

Would you roommate with any of the characters? it’s hard to decide, so here are some pros and cons Asra - pro: never home / con: leaves dishes in the sink for weeks Nadia - pro: your home will be spotless / con: it’s spotless because she orders you to clean it for her Julian - pro: medical professional / con: half of your apartment is now this

rate the characters on how #extra they are Muriel: 4/10 Lucio: 13/10 Everyone else: 10/10

Which character could be best described as "tender"?? "Spicy"??? “tender”: Muriel “tender”/“Spicy”: Asra, Portia “Spicy”/”tender”: Julian, Nadia “Spicy”: Lucio

what the favorite Pokemon of all the characters were. Asra - Ekans, Delphox, Espeon Nadia - Noctowl, Gardevoir, Musharna Julian - Absol, Bisharp, Murkrow Portia - Chansey, Politoed, Hoothoot Muriel - Pangoro, Aggron, Wigglytuff Lucio - Houndoom, Pyroar, Skarmory

[tropicalslimes]

food themed slime is the bomb.com tbh

[bazzpop]

12 Days of Christmas Day 4: Favorite limited edition holiday items

I changed this from “decorating the shop” cuz I just wasn’t feeling it and wanted something different from decorating the tree, I hope that’s alright. I’m also sorry that I haven’t been answering asks/being as active as I usually am cuz it’s finals week for me

Asra:

Snow globes, he’s got a huge collection and loves adding new ones to it each year.

He owns over 100 sweaters, some that have really cheesy or naughty things stitched onto them (like “ho ho ho” with an arrow pointing to his crotch), the classic Ugly Sweater™️, sweater dresses, and regular oversized comfy sweaters. If you’re looking for the perfect gift for him, get him a sweater.

Nadia:

Even though gingerbread cookies can be eaten year round, there’s just something so much more special about them during the holidays.

She actually has a little Christmas town model that she sets up on the mantle above her fireplace every year, she made a few of them herself but she can never leave a store that sells them without buying one that she doesn’t have yet. Her favorite is probably the skating rink.

Julian:

He’s finally able to put on his comfy black scrubs with prints of candy canes on them, he always gets tons of compliments on it.

He’s also fond of those little count down calendars with the little chocolate pieces in it, he’ll pop the chocolate into his morning coffee for a rare touch of sweetness.

Muriel:

He really likes going out into the woods for some pine tree branches and pine cones to make a nice big wreath.

He loves candy canes, especially the little ones that he can just pop into his mouth for a big cronch. Asra thinks it’s so cursed when he hears him biting into a regular sized one but he thinks it’s good.

Portia:

Bath and Body Works holiday candles and lotions, her favorites of this year are probably the Raspberry Sugar lotion and the Vanilla Bean Noel candle.

She buys Pepi a little blue sweater that has white snowflakes on it cuz it’s just too adorable to pass up.

Lucio:

Black Friday. Hell yeah he’s going out to fight.

Starbucks brings back a few of his favorite drinks— the peppermint mocha and the toasted white chocolate mocha (both with extra whip).

All his favorite makeup brands drop holiday pallets, red being a main color in them, and he gets so damn excited.

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Okay, I need to know. What would every character get at McDonalds?

you know absolutely no one cares about this. Will we still discuss this? Absolutely because its an adorable concept and bots with food is some good as shit.

I will write about anyone I want. Fuck consistency.

Slipstream and Jetstorm, on a good day, get a six piece chicken nugget meal. They aren't allowed to have the fry side but get apple slices (its cool Sideswipe gives them some of his fries when Drift isn't looking). Slipstream and Jetstorm get two toys each because the drive though person is honestly terrified of Drift. They would both like some milk as well, please and thank you. Most polite boys you will ever get at your window.

Drift wants breakfast. The fuck you mean you dont sell that past 11? Manager pls. (I know lots of places do all day, i just like the idea of Drift going 'unacceptable' towards being told no and just making everything difficult). If the manager can get passed half hour of arguing, Drift will settle for a filet o' fish. He likes sweet tea as well.

Bumblebee needs a mocha frap and a sausage burrito. He needs sugar and caffeine, and one handed foods in his life, these bitches be needing constant attention (if its past breakfast large fries are a fine substitute). Pls throw in a hash brown for him, he needs it. Water is just fine for him.

Sideswipe gets a quarter pounder with bacon and large fries. Boy eats like a fucking fatass but doesn't gain a fucking pound. He tries, really he does, and will literally tell the drive thru bitch to just slather the grease on the stove onto his food. If he catches Bumblebee on a good day, he gets an apple pie too (two if the drive thru bitch pities him for his AWFUL flirting attempt). He drinks half lemonade and half sprite. 

Fix it would like a hot caramel sundae, and as many nut packets as he can get (nut jokes aside, he likes snacking on them during work. Salty, convenient, small servings, he really loves them). He would also like some french fries, pretty pls. He would also like an apple juice box, pls.

Strongarm wants a buttermilk chicken sandwich with extra lettuce and pickles. No its not 'female=healthy' thing, she just likes cronch. Her and Sideswipe try to see who can eat faster, and both regret it so much. She'll take a water pls (if its a rough day, she'll splurge on pink lemonade slushy).

Grimlock is a BIG boy. Needs his protein, so he usually gets two big macs, two large fries, a mcgriddle, and he'd like a large coke. And an ice cream cone if he puppy dog eyes Bumblebee. 

If you guys want a decepticon version, go on and ask, my ask got too carried away as is.

[rubyneo]

I know Roman hates the holidays but sometimes I like to think that the one good thing he loves is when Neo makes hot chocolate for him, and he mixes it into his coffee to make it a mocha and puts a candy cane in it to make it minty. Then he cronches the candy cane like the heathen he is.

neo: [dad!! look i got the candy canes!!]

roman: thats great neo

neo: [here, have one! i'm gonna put the rest on the tree]

roman: CROMNCH

neo: [please die actually]

[governmentintelligence]

hey babe!!! 1, 3, 9, 10, 11?, 13, 15, 17, 22, 24, 29, 31, 32, 33, 35, 36, 38!!!!, 40, 41, 44, 46, 48, 49, 50. good luck ^_^

first of all, this is illegal

1. neon sign wlw or vintage poster wlw

i like to think im neon sign.....im Flashy

3. rent a movie wlw or check out a book wlw

BOTH. BOTH. 

9. bask in the sun wlw or relax in the moonlight wlw

considering im a real sleepy hoe, i think i’d say bask in the sun. it just makes me so warm and fuzzy and ill massage some sunscreen into ur skin so u dont burn either ;0

10. sweet candy wlw or sour candy wlw

i think sweet, its just too nice

11. go to a cafe wlw or eat at a diner wlw

.........cafe.......so nice

13. take a picnic wlw or go to a museum wlw

i lov emuseums, i m too muhc  of a his t ory ner  d  please

15. see an art exhibit wlw or visit an aquarium wlw

probably an art exhibit so i can compare you to all the beautiful masterpieces, which you belong amongst ;0

17. ice cream cone wlw or snow cone wlw

nothing beats a nice ice cream B)

22. oversized sweater wlw or warm flannel wlw

babe you’ve heard me talk about my undying love for oversized sweaters, you know me. you know me. sweaters all the fucking way. 

24. make the first move wlw or wait on it wlw

i mean......i like to think i made the first move by making my blog and by asking u first but idk my guy im a scardey poo 

29. candle wlw or incense wlw 

candles are beautiful 

31. stargaze wlw or pick flowers wlw

i already pick flowers with you in don’t starve, so i’d say.. . ... stargaze. the stars are just so pretty tyyyyyyy

32. binge watch tv wlw or read for days wlw

oh god read for days, if you give me a good enough book i will never put it down, while tv shows are weirdly too cliche or too awkward for me? i always need to watch those with someone u7u

33. dreamer wlw or doer wlw

i think im a dreaming doer ;0

35. explore space wlw or explore the ocean wlw 

SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPCACE

36. mint wlw or cinnamon wlw 

dude i l o v e mint expecially peppermint, get me some peppermint mocha and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kink

38. cake wlw or pie wlw

controversial opinion but cake’s the best wtf 

40. chocolate wlw or vanilla wlw

i used to eat nothing but vanilla ice cream, but now i think im more a chocolate wlw 

41. leave her a sappy voicemail wlw or send her a heartfelt text wlw

i’m a sap, but i’ve definitely done both, and always do both, simultaneously at the same time

44. fall wlw or winter wlw

fall!!!!!! love those leaves love the cronch

46. pancake wlw or waffle wlw

oh god waffles, i love waffles s s s oooo much 

48. classical art wlw or modern art wlw

i think classical bc i love the history behind the art movements uvu;;; cubism and realism are both so interesting, as well as modernism vs post modernism vs post post modernism, but those are all “modern art” but like  ? ?? ?  pretty 

49. hug her to death wlw or kiss her til she can’t breath wlw

come on. at the same time. both. 

50. dance in the rain wlw or play in the snow wlw 

dance in the rain!!!!!!!! feel the rain on your skin no one else can feel it for you 

51. love adrian wlw or love adrian wlw

I LOVE U A LOT BABE

[nicolelelelelele]

get to know meme...?

thanks @fluorescenthoodie and @literal-treasure too tbh i hope u enjoy reading about lil ol’ me 🤗

1. Are you named after anyone?

lol ok so my middle name is Indy-Rose. my dad is a huge fan of indy car racing so that’s p much where that half came from 🙄 and my mom’s name is Rosa, so ye 🥀💜

2. When was the last time you cried?

last night lmao i don’t often go more than a day without pouring water out of my eyes

3. Do you like your handwriting?

i have a lot of different versions of my handwriting, and each one is p much trying to emulate some other persons handwriting that i’ve liked, sooo i guess i love everyone’s but my own?

4. What’s your favorite lunch meat?

yo i used to fucking love turkey sandwiches with doritos in them to give that extra CRONCH. i miss that tbh

5. Do you have kids?

yes. their names are leo, cappie, tilly, and mocha. i guess teeechnically only 2 children and 2 grandchildren, since tilly birthed the first two at the ripe age of 1. currently i’ve only got custody of my most recent child, mocha, while my mother has custody of the other three. 🐈

6. If you were a different person, would you be friends with you?

like if i was a 3rd person? ima guess that’s what this question is asking... uhh probably? as much as i hate myself on a deep and unhealthy level, i also think i’m fucking fantastic and would be amazing to hang out with on the daily

7. Do you use sarcasm?

ima be honest here, i’ve tried to tone it down it recent years because in high school i was an overly sarcastic ASSHOLE so like these days i try to be pretty straight up so people don’t get the wrong impression about what i’m tryna say

8. Do you still have your tonsils?

yup, i thankfully don’t snore or have any issues w them so i like them where they are. i have plenty other reasons to sit at home for two weeks eating ice cream.

9. Would you bungee jump?

nop. do not like. roller coasters? yes. free fallin’? no.

10. What’s your favorite cereal?

if i had the money it’d be just a really plain cereal like rice chex or something but i’d put fresh strawberries and blueberries in it every day.

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

i will always find a way to be the laziest version of myself, so no.

12. Do you think you’re a strong person?

i bench like 250 and can lift my own body off the ground for minutes at a time. 🏋🏽‍♀️ (i’m weak as fuck in just about every category, but will still manage to to drag you to hell in one way or another if u fuck w me or someone i care about)

13. What’s your favorite ice cream?

probs vanilla which is p ironic haha

14. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

depends on the person i guess? i can’t really pinpoint one thing, i think it’s probably just like their most defining personality trait? i basically always just notice what makes them ~them~ and that really sticks with me

15. What’s your least favorite physical thing about yourself?

the hair on my arms. thanks kid from junior high for pointing that out and making me forever self conscious about it! you know who you are 🙃

16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

dark blue jeans and white old skools

17. What are you listening to right now?

miss you by mura masa

18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

IS THAT A WEEEED?

no it’s a crayo-

IM CALLING THE POLICE!

anyway yeah like a minty blueish green or maroon idk they’re both my fave colors tbh

19. Who was the last person you talked on the phone with?

my fucking homie at our local taco truck what a hero 💯

20. Favorite sport to watch?

once upon a time it was baseball i guess but thanks to my s.o. i am now a slut for basketball

21. Hair color?

not the color that i want it to be

22. Eye color?

~hazel~ aka it seems to depend on what colors i’m wearing on any given day lol

23. Do you wear contacts?

nah fam

24. Favorite food?

either enchiladas or pupusas or pickles they’re p much all tied for first

25. Scary movie, or comedy?

i used to really like scary movies but i think the realities of life scare me enough on a daily basis that i should probs just stick to comedy and try to laugh away my sorrows.

26. Last movie you watched?

this is a Very Good Question™ to which i do not know the answer. ask me again this weekend and the answer will be Ladybird (saoirse please mother my children)

27. What color shirt are you wearing?

white. and it has emojis on it. it’s from a festival i went to ok i’m not totally a walking meme

28. Summer or winter?

i love winter because it ideally has all of my favorite things like snow and pretty lights and cozy sweaters and christmas and my birthday and all of those things are 10/10 but on the other hand... summer in the city means cleavage, cleavage, cleavage...

29. Hugs or kisses?

hugs for everyone, kisses for the right person

30. Book you’re currently reading?

i’m really bad at sitting down and reading books so i’ll just answer with the most recent book i’ve purchased: Waves Passing in the Night by Lawrence Weschler. it’s about the sound designer Walter Murch and astrophysics and a bunch of other cool shit idk i still need to read it!

31. Who do you miss right now?

my mom

32. What’s on your mousepad?

zwei’s booty

33. What’s the last TV program you watched?

The Bold Type. #kadena owns my ass

34. What’s the best sound?

😏 but also the little chirp cats make when they see a birb outside a window

35. Rolling Stones or the Beatles?

for some reason i never realized that twist and shout was by the beatles and i FUCKING LOVE that song so i guess that’s that?

36. What’s the furthest you’ve ever travelled?

lemme just give you a glimpse into my devastatingly lacking travel history: raised in cali, visited vegas twice before the age of 9, now living in new york. that’s it. going somewhere? take me with you p l e a s e

37. Do you have any special talent?

i can tie a cherry stem with my tongue 😉 also i sometimes think i can sing so check out my latest sad cover over at soundcloud.com/nicolelelelele/youth and cry with me!

38. Where were you born?

the place that *contains* the happiest place on earth but definitely *isn’t* the happiest place on earth: anaheim, california

@onehundredsevendays ur the only one i can think to tag in this rn so hop on bud

[calamitycons]

Hey hi hello! I just wanted to drop by and day that i love your blog a lot and hope you have a great day! What's your favorite sweet snack? Favorite pattern ( like plaid or paisley print or something )? Favorite book or series? Fave color? Do you like the way music boxes sound? Do you like the sound of rain or fireplaces more? Hot cocoa, tea, or coffee? Cookies or brownies? Pancakes or waffles? What's one reason you've smiled recently? Ok that's all I hope You have a great day! 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

I really appreciate you coming over to send me such a kind message ówò In order:My favorite sweet snack is ice cream! Neapolitan ice cream sandwiches are a rarity and im love them. I also love pistachio and chocolate ice cream from this local ice cream place that has the BEST. oh! And i love Haagen Dazs popsicles because LOV DAT CRONCH. I love geometric stars and radial designs. They look like flowers and are BEAUTIFUL. My favorite book is Story by Robert McKee, it's a very well written and detailed breakdown about how stories are built up, broken down, and twisted around. I might rely on it a little too much, but I'm still learning, so I'm not too concerned about it. Fave color is yellow!I do like the way music boxes sound! I prefer the sound of rain. I didnt have a lot of interaction with fireplaces growing up, so I have more of a response to rain than fireplaces. Coffee for me, please! I love this local coffee shop that makes really great White Mochas. I have a promo card with them too!Cookies!Pancakes are my preference, because while waffles are fluffy, I don't think it's enough flavor per square inch for my taste lol

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Memory Dealer, @ Julian: I was going to give you a dis... count.

Julian: HA-

Leech: [ smiling, but internally screaming because they actually helped kill the Count. ]

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Roomates

Aleko: [ walks into new apartment ]

Arch: [ already there, chilling on the couch ]

Arch: 'Ello mate!

Aleko: [ wheezes ]

Aleko, under his breath: Great an Australian-

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[dirkxcaliborn]

tag 9 ppl  you want to get to know better/catch up with. i was tagged by @rcisnotjustacola thank you so much!!!

Fav color: blue, particularly navy or grey-blue

Last song: I’ve been listening to this Aimer song.... カ...モイ... something with those characters... a lot lately. Freezepop’s Seven Boom Medley is currently stuck in my head though

Last movie: Probably some anime shit dfghjk... uhhh... The Garden of Words.

Last show: I’m halfway through K!ON. I’m watching it in Japanese because it’s on Netflix, but honestly my listening comprehension is just... not there yet. So I have very little idea what anyone’s saying, and it’s not exactly something I would watch otherwise lol

Currently reading: The Song of Achilles. Before it, I read They Both Die at the End which slaps so fucking hard 10/10. I would be so tempted to just go buy more books from that author if I wasn’t trying to work through my currently unread books. Next on my shelf are a couple Donna Tartt books.

Sweet, spicy, savory: Savory

Craving: Deep fried food. I just keep thinking about the texture... the cronch.... I want it so very much, but am overall meh about the options I have. Maybe I can get some vegetable tempura or something

Tea or coffee: I’d usually say tea, but I’ve been drinking so much coffee at work. Not plain normal coffee like a normal person who actually enjoys coffee, though. My two favorites at the moment are an iced toffee nut almond milk latte and an iced americano with white mocha and oat milk. I’m also kind of a slut for the almond honey flat white, but not enough to get it often.

Tagging: I love y’all but I’m not tagging anyone. If anyone’s particularly bored and does it, though. Tag me so I can see :3c

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