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ineffectualdemon · 1 year ago
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There are lots of bullshit ways you get Mobei Jun pregnant using the fact that they live in Porn Trope Land
But I think it's just funniest if Shang Qinghua is angsting by himself about how someday he'll have to share his King so Mobei can have an heir because he can't carry babies. And when Mobei finally figures out why Shang Qinghua has been moping they have this convo:
Mobei Jun: Do not worry. When it's time to have a heir I shall just grow a womb
Shang Qinghua: ...what
Mobei Jun: I shall grow a womb. It's a very simple normal process
Shang Qinghua: SINCE WHEN CAN YOU GROW A WOMB
Mobei Jun: since always? I thought everyone could but Junshang said humans can't do that without help when we had that meeting where Sha Hualing said she was going to knock up the War Gods sister and we had to explain how it was possible to Junshang without heavenly demon blood helping the process
Shang Qinghua: SHA HUALING CAN GET PEOPLE PREGNANT!?!
Mobei Jun: if she really wants to
Shang Qinghua: ...did I write this? I don't think I wrote this???? Can Binghe grow a womb whenever he wants? Cucumber Bro is going to lose his fucking mind!!!
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starry-stan-blog · 1 year ago
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im considering drawing a moshang comic about mobei jun wanting to bottom but not being sure on how to communicate that to shang qinghua so his outfits just get progressively sluttier and sluttier until one day he leaves their bedchambers in nothing but a cloth to cover his crotch and sqh is like "um where do you think youre going" and tackles him onto the bed to have his way with him uGHHH
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frummpets · 1 year ago
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most of how i imagine these guys are a hodgepodge of official art + fanart + personal headcanons
original draw svsss from memory post by pompipurin on twitter!
✦ TWITTER VERSION
closeups ✨ (just so i can put minglingying together hehe)
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artsarasp · 16 days ago
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mobei-jun being not the stepdad but the dad that stepped up is giving me life. shang qinghua you've taught our children that sex is an ideal way to solve a problem which Is normal in this world but have you no respect for the bottoms on this peak? smh
it's not like mr mobei-hit ur crush-jun would have a better solution! also it's okay, an ding disciples are allowed to unlock the top rights when they grow up, they take after their dad!
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rhiangalaxy · 9 days ago
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Someone end this mans' suffering fr
[ID: A Scum Villain Drawing. The left side depicts the Humanoid!System taking the form of Mobei Jun with his hands folded behind his back looking down at Shang Qinghua and saying "Will USER listen better with this form? (*  ̄︿ ̄)" SQH has his hands raised up to cup his face with a nervous and flustered expression looking down and replying "This is Objectively Worse." To the right is a mini comic made in a chibi style. The top half has a head disicple! SQH, with a closed eyes tired expression carrying a bunch of scrolls and saying "SYSTEM, Do I have to become the An Ding Peak Lord?" The bottom half depicts the Humanoid!System, in teal/pale blue robes and a teal weimao with a kaomoji face, holding its hands together and replying "Yes <3" To which a teary faced SQH whines "Okay..." End ID]
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localtheorycorner · 4 months ago
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SVSSS characters as kdrama tropes
I'm gonna apply cliche kdrama tropes to svsss characters because i can
Mobei-Jun and Shang Qinghua: Overbearing rich handsome ceo lead slowly falls for his secretary but he doesn't know how to deal with his feelings so he keeps overworking his secretary, but he'll take them on expensive dates and buy them gifts. Meanwhile secretary is under the impression that their boss hates them and eventually sends a resignation letter to the shock of ceo male lead. This leads to a misunderstanding arc but dw they still fuck and get married in the end so all is good (basically a mix of 'What's wrong with secretary Kim?' and 'Business Proposal') Also there is usually a scene where the rich male lead and the secretary/subordinate eat cheap food together. Like instant noodles or something (pulled noodles anyone?)
Liu Qingge: Second male lead who the audience is all rooting for but the writers hate him so he doesn't get the girl despite being a green flag. A fan fav, but he still loses in the end to the first male lead to all of his fans' chagrin. His fans are in the trenches for him.
Shen Jiu and Yue Qingyan: Childhood friends/sweethearts but get seperated and meet back up as adults. The reunion isn't sweet because misunderstandings and so Shen Jiu believes Yue Qingyan purposely moved away without telling him but Yue Qingyan claims Shen Jiu has it all wrong but plot is forcing him to not spill the beans. Slowburn, second chance romance that has a lot of angst and misunderstadings which has fans questioning if they are truly meant for each other or nah
Binghe and Shen Qingqiu/Yuan: Super Handsome friend of female lead that gets all the girls. The female lead is the closest to the male lead so many girls use them to get closer to male lead. Of course, SY accepts because it's the least he can do for his best friend, but for some reason, Binghe likes none of them. Through many misunderstandings, Binghe eventually confesses to Shen Yuan and they live happily ever after in their freak4freak relationship. Slowburn to the max with several kiss scenes interrupted.
Liu Mingyan: The main girl character in a BL. At first, she's believed to be a rival for the main couple, but is later revealed to be a fujoshi and ships the main couple together. (Cliche based off of the one fujoshi in the BL 'Blood Link') She will discuss who is the top and bottom in public with absolutely no shame (Her character stays the same lowkey even if she was a cliche)
Mu Qingfang: He's the side character that is actually sensible. If there is some cringey/cliche kdrama scene happening in front of him, he will call out the bullshit. If the male lead is being a bitch, he'll slap some sense into him. If some character is being weird asf, he will be the first to question it. Remember, if all the main characters are dealing with nonsensical problems that only the male and female lead could have in a kdrama, he's the one dealing with taxes because he actually has responsibilities around here people!
Luo Bingge: Infuriating male lead in isekais. If the villainess suddenly changes then he thinks it's because they want his attention. Who wouldn't??? But just because he's their fiance, doesn't mean they're gonna get it. After all, he has his own lover. He doesn't want the villainess. But... if the villainess wants to break things off with him, then he won't let them go so easily now. Wait, what do you mean they already found another man? What about him??? He's the one they want...right? Suddenly he finds himself wanting the villainess, not his own lover.
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moonwaif · 2 months ago
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Poll: Choose a Jane Austen inspired AU.
*Poll at the bottom.
Sense & Sensibility: Shen brothers navigate their complicated love lives. Shen Jiu is shocked to reencounter Yue Qingyuan, an old paramour, and determined to resist lingering feelings on the basis of sense. In the meantime, Shen Yuan is captivated by the oldest Luo brother (aka, Luo Bing-ge), who's super cool and seductive--even though the younger, less experienced Luo brother (aka, Luo Bing-mei) is clearly in love with him.
Northanger Abbey: The spoiled youngest son of a nobleman, Shen Yuan is forced by his parents to finally start looking for a wife. Along the way, he meets the mysterious Lord Luo. Although they get along well, Shen Yuan is pretty sure that Luo Binghe might kinda, maybe be a demon, based on the adventure stories Shen Yuan has read. This supposition deepens when Shen Yuan is invited to stay at Luo Binghe's manor. Whether Luo Binghe is actually a demon is up to you. He's definitely gay, though.
Persuasion: Just as Shen Yuan is getting ready to cast Luo Binghe into the abyss, his disciple makes a startling confession: "I love you!" Uh, system? This was not in the script! Shen Yuan pushes him in without a response, then tries to bury the confession deep, deep in his psyche. Three years later, Cang Qiong mountain sect has fallen on hard times, with the original Shen Qingqiu's scandals coming home to roost. In the meantime, Luo Binghe has reappeared in the jianghu as a wealthy cultivator, searching for a wife . . .
Emma: In an attempt to improve on the original story, Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu takes it upon himself to find his disciple a wife (or a husband, once Luo Binghe starts making allusions to the fact that he's gay). This will definitely not have any regrettable consequences. However, MoShang does end up getting together after Shen Qingqiu decides to try shipping Mobei-Jun and Luo Binghe. (Shang Qinghua is not having it!)
Pride & Prejudice: BingLiuShen. This is all about Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe meeting each other, having massive misunderstandings, and then falling in love. A lot of those misunderstandings involve Shen Qingqiu, and what (re: who) they think is right for him. As time passes and events occur, they start to realize they have more in common than they originally suspected . . .
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bloomingapricots · 8 months ago
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The Cunning Cat and Lazy Fox
Updated here first at AO3
I wrote this at work and I’m hella tired so sorry if a bit of my unhingedness bleeds in this
Might change the chapter title later
Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 (Here) | Chapter 5
Chapter Four | The Hamster’s Polar Bear Meeting the Fox and Fighting the Cat
Your date with Shen Jiu went well. The banquet at the village chief’s home was delicious and everyone in Peony village was so kind and generous. Shen Jiu ate a lot on the insistence of the kind aunties and you were able to encourage him to dance with you. Currently, both of you are sitting at “Lover’s Lake” which is a short walk from the village chief’s house and it is a popular spot with couples as there is a tradition of couples releasing boat lanterns with their names written together onto the lake. And even though the lantern sunk once it reached the middle, it is said to be a good thing and not a bad thing as it means the lantern will stay at the bottom forever which means the couple’s love will remain forever.
“A very typical couple spot,” You commented after releasing a lantern with Shen Jiu on the lake and then sitting at a bench nearby.
“Agreed,” Shen Jiu replied.
“At least the boat lanterns are made of peony petals instead of paper and the candles are made from soybean so the land’s balance isn’t thrown off,” You added. “And it is interesting that as long as the boat lantern sinks in the middle, it is not a bad fortune for the couple,”
“And our boat just reached the middle,” Shenn Jiu stated.
“Yeah,” You replied. You and Shen Jiu watched intently as your boat lantern floated in the center of Lover’s Lake and slowly sank to the bottom. There was a brief ripple of light from the center of the lake. You and Shen Jiu remained quiet as the both of you stared at the lake as other couples’ boat lanterns arrived at the center, sunk, a rippled of light appeared, and repeated again and again. “I guess this is what makes Lover’s Lake different from the water couple’s spot,”
“... A-Duzhe,” Shen Jiu called out after a moment of silence.
“Yeah,” You replied.
“A-Duzhe must… better stay with Jiu-er or he will imprison you, A-Duzhe is after all responsible for Jiu-er,” Shen Jiu stated after grabbing your right hand.
“Ahahah alright, A-Duzhe will stay with Jiu-er till he no longer needs me,” You replied, locking your fingers together with Shen Jiu. The two of you sat at the lake till the banquet came to an end.
After returning to Cang Qiong Sect then Qing Jing Peak and giving your report to you Shizun. You gave him his herbs and a bag of white peony tea leaves as a souvenir from your trip with Shen Jiu.
“Has disciple Shen Jiu seduced you enough?” Your Shizun teased.
“Is that rumor still going around?” You huffed.
“Getting caught by disciple Liu Mingcheng and the gossip spread by disciple Qi Ziyuan and her martial siblings has done large damage to his reputation. Head Disciple A-Duzhe should have nipped it in the bud,” Your Shizun stated.
“This disciple understands his wrongdoing, this disciple will collaborate with Shen Jiu-shidi to strategize scheme to make that rumor disappear,” You bowed to your Shizun.
“This master is looking forward to it,” Your Shizun smiled. Tomorrow you will have to be more proactive in getting Shen Jiu the reputation, achievement, and skill to surpass you into becoming the head disciple of Qing Jing Peak.
What started out as a normal day. Waking up with Shen Jiu in bed with you, training your junior siblings, doing your errands for your Shizun, tense tea time with Yue Qi, and trying to hang out with Shang Huaisang. When you went to hang out with your hamster of a junior brother to talk strategy for fixing Shen Jiu’s reputation at a small house you had built just for your rendezvous with Shang Huaisang, his wet dream of a man happened to be there. It did not end well, in fact, you just fucked yourself to the demon world and your one-way home is ready to kill you. The future Mobei-jun is glaring at you as the two of you are cramped in a small cave hiding from his uncle. Just your luck, at least you know you will at least get something noteworthy at the end of this.
“For fuck sake, Xiao Bei, did you really think you would not be discovered when you visit my Shang-shidi?” You cursed in English before glaring at the chest in front of you. The cave was really small as you were pressed right up against Mobei-jun, you have started to call him Xiao Bei since he is not the northern desert king yet and to be a little menace, as well as the irony because of his demon heritage he was really tall. Your face is inches from his chest, no doubt Airplane-bro will whine when he hears this from you.
“Yours?” Xiao Bei questioned.
“Yes mine, Shang Huaisang is my Shidi and friend,” You tilt your head up with a challenging glare at Mobei-jun. “You better listen to my Shidi well, he is overworked as it is,” You felt his demonic qi swirl around you.
“And why should this prince listen to a lowly cultivator?” Xiao Bei questioned, you felt a claw hand at the back of your neck.
“This one is no lowly cultivator nor are they a righteous one either,” You replied, aiming your sheathed dagger at Xiao Bei’s family jewels. As you and Xiao Bei had a tense standoff, you both heard the sound of footsteps and looked over at the opening of the cave.
Appearing at the mouth of the cave was one of Linguang-Jun’s henchmen, you quickly unsheathed your dagger and launched it at the henchmen with far too much strength, the dagger sliced the henchmen’s head clean off. As you crawled out of the small cave, Xiao Bei following you, you carefully looked around for any more of Linguang-Jun’s henchmen. As you heard steps coming closer you ready your dagger but you were grabbed by the back of your uniform and dragged into a portal as you felt an arrow scratched your arm. Despite the scratch being small, you felt as if your whole arm was lit on fire and spread to the rest of your body. As you blackout from the pain, you feel cool hands on your back and under your knee.
As you awoke to a wail, you slowly opened your eyes. It’s really cold, you thought. As you sat up, the first thing you saw was Shang Huaisang sobbing and pacing.
“Shang-shidi?” You groaned.
“Duzhe-shixiong!” Shang Huaisang yelled and in the blink of an eye appeared by your bedside. “Shixiong! Are you okay? You no longer feel poisoned are you?” He asked.
“Ah…” You recalled an arrow grazing you as you presumably Xiao Bei pulled you with him through his portal and the feeling of being burned. You circulate your qi “No, I’m fine now,”
“Great,” Shang Huaisang sighed in relief then stared at you with dread “Now please calm down Shen-shixiong as he is in the Northern Deseret Palace, arguing with my prince and is very much about to fight him,” As you stare into your junior brother's eyes, a part of you did want to see what would happen but you can see how stress he is and you promised Shen Jiu that you would be there for him.
“Lead the way,” You sighed.
As you entered one of the gardens of the Northern Deseret Palace, you heard swords lashing.
“Oh no!” Yelled Shang Huaisang and he grabbed your wrist to hurry you along. In the middle of a destroyed patch of frosted willowing silver wisterias was Shen Jiu attacking Xiao Bei while Xiao Bei was just defending himself. You quickly notice that Shen Jiu now has a spiritual weapon.
“Ooo has Jiu-er gained Xiu Ya sword?” You questioned.
“YES! After accidentally entering the demon world with my prince and then getting poisoned, you were in a coma for…”
“Ah,” You can guess the sequence of events that happened while you were recovering. “I assumed I was in a coma for a concerning amount of time and you had to go to Jiu-er to help me?”
“Yeah, you were in a coma for almost three weeks. After a week of your poisoning and I as well as my prince having no idea what kind of poison it was, I went to Shen-shixiong. He was not happy, at all, but since it came to you, he agreed to cover for us and figure out the antidote.” Shang Huaisang paused for a moment and spoke more softly. “However, after giving you the antidote and still not waking after a week. I accidentally stumbled upon Shen-shixiong during a private emotional moment as he was screaming and sobbing for you to wake up as well as other things,” He sighed. “I was, of course, caught and somehow was able to comfort him, and he isn’t angry at me anymore but since you are awake now, please calm him down before he rips off my prince’s head,”
“Alright, I’ll go save you dream man,” After digesting Shang Huasiang’s info dump, you agreed to stop the one-sided battle.
Thinking back to this time, you were glad to be poisoned as it was the start of Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu getting closer and later sworn brothers, as well as Shen Qingqiu being comfortable in his role as a senior brother. You were pretty sure Shen Qingqiu was friends with Mobei-Jun by now, even if neither wanted to admit it, as Mobei-Jun would spend time with Shen Qingqiu when neither you nor Shang Qinghua was available. Or it could just be Shen Qingqiu threatening Mobei-Jun to come to learn politics and strategy so that Mobei-Jun won’t rely heavily on Shang Qinghua and overwork your already overworked junior brother.
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tcfactory · 7 months ago
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as a side note may i suggest a siberian husky for sqh. mostly because those things whine like nothing else. hardworking? yes. adaptable? absolutely. anxiety? tremendously. ready for harsh snow and winter at any point in time? delightfully. will relay to you the song of his people at the top of his voice and from the bottom of his lungs? god. dammit. yes. that thing will HOWLlike you have mortally wounded it. what was sqh doing? trying to give him a bath. also "he looks just like you my king!"
ahjsgfasdjh That's perfect. Shang Qinghua and his daemon, the whiniest husky in the whole wide word. Mobei-jun would be amused and pleased at having a good doggo stand guard over him while he sleeps in Qinghua's house, because he knows that if someone approaches who shouldn't, then the howling will wake even the dead. Perfect alarm system for demon princes who sneak into righteous sects to nap! Kind of a shitty alarm clock, but eh, he has heard worse.
I was thinking yesterday what Mobei-jun's daemon should be, because sure I could say demons don't have them (why would they want to have their vulnerabilities out in the open like that? also it would mean TLJ would have had to pose with snake form ZZL when he was wandering the human realm) but I think I can do something really funny with it.
Please consider: Mobei-jun is perfect assassin material, right? So he would, ideally, have some kind of ambush predator. But he's also a king, so some kind of territorial herbivore would match the vibes of that position. Besides, Airplane was watching a documentary on African wildlife the night before he decided to add the daemon elements to PIDW and only remembered that male elephants can be really aggressive and dangerous he absolutely forgot that it's specifically tied to a sort of reproductive cycle. So Mobei-jun's daemon is just. Straight up a woolly mammoth? That can turn invisible because he still needs to keep some of the stealthy assassin vibes.
He was considering invisible fluffy hippo, but decided that his king deserves something more majestic. So it was either mammoth or rhino.
A rhino might be easier to hide tbh and, you know, it can have literal blades on its head, but I don't remember if rhinos ever get territorial or not.
Anyway, rhino or mammoth, it loves chilling down in the forest around CQMS because it can eat its fill whenever its demon is up on the mountain to bother his human and the people this close to the sect are feeling safe enough that it had to tell them once that it belongs to a wandering cultivator visiting the mountain and they even give it special treats sometimes! Mobei-jun's daemon is living the good life here.
...honestly I just find the idea of an ambush rhino really funny.
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cosmic-starfall · 10 months ago
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[Image ID: Text at the top reads Shirt Cut Meme (aka your favorite character in different cleavage flavors) There are two rows of boxes, three on the top and two on the bottom. The first box is labeled sideboob. Feng Xin stands facing to the side, wearing an orange robe over one shoulder. He's drawing a bow that is out of frame. The second box is labeled inner sideboob. Yan Wushi faces straight ahead, his purple robes wide open along the front. The third box is labeled boob window. Luo Binghe faces slightly to the side, wearing teal robes that reveal his entire chest. His arms are crossed, pressing his pecs together. The fourth box is labeled underboob. Mobei Jun faces straight ahead, wearing a blue poncho that reveals the lower edge of his pecs. The fifth box is labeled free space. She Qingxuan faces slightly to the side, one hand raised, wearing a low cut top. There are sparkles by their hand. End ID]
Shirt cut meme with danmei men! Left to right, top to bottom, we have Feng Xin, Yan Wushi, Luo Binghe, Mobei-Jun, and Shi Qingxuan!
Meme template by @/druzsea, blank template below the cut.
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ineffectualdemon · 1 month ago
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I just think Mobei Jun being heavily pregnant and glowing next to a shell shocked Shang Qinghua could fix me
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truly-morgan · 1 year ago
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[Kinktober 2021: Breeding (18+)]
MoShang | Scum Villain Self-Saving system 08-10-2021
Day 8: [Breeding] / B̷o̷d̷y̷ ̷M̷o̷d̷i̷f̷i̷c̷a̷t̷i̷o̷n̷ / S̷e̷n̷s̷o̷r̷y̷ ̷D̷e̷p̷r̷i̷v̷a̷t̷i̷o̷n̷
Shang Qinghua stumbles on a wife plot who temporarily changes his body to make him able to have children. They end up taking good advantage of that curse.
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Shang Qinghua had lost count of how many times he had gone to his cucumber bro for some help with the plot he forgot about himself. The man was truly a walking encyclopaedia. It was often not too bad, but then there were days like today, when he was feeling hot all over and his lower region was feeling really strange. He had somewhat guessed it would be a wife plot:
anything to make the wife fuck with Luo Binghe was a wife plot. But of course, now they were stuck with those because the novel story had totally changed.
"I was following my king on a hunt when I saw those nice flowers, So I got closer, wondering if I could remember what they were, I assumed it was safe since I didn’t remember a flower looking like that being poisonous, but then when I tried touching it, I pricked myself on a spike I didn’t see” sqh had been explaining, laying down on a cushion as sqq drank some tea. “I didn’t feel anything at the moment, but then yesterday I started feeling weird all over the place and didn’t want to worry my King about it since he already has so much work to do”.
Sqq wanted to sigh at some of the detail not being useful. “I cannot really help if I do not know what that flower looks like” he points out.
“The petal was similar to those of a lily, but there was easily more than a dozen of them, there were a dark blue with blue-white-ish dotes going up the middle of the petals.
The stamens were rather long and pale and the thingy on top was kinda shaped like a heart now that I thinks of it”.
“Did it have a lot of leaf at the bottom which hides most of the spikes?” sqq asked, only for sqh to nod. His fellow transmigrator sighed heavily, “You fell into a wife plot again, you created that flower for wife #539 who was unable to get pregnant and so she tried using that flower to be able to have a child” sqq mentioned.
“But I should be safe right?” sqh asked, not remembering that. 
“You wrote that it was so great that even man could get pregnant when under its effect, which by the way last easily for a week”.
And this is how he now was in his room (which had been a while since the last time, he kind of unofficially moved into Mobei-jun room), robes loose around him as he was trying to relieve himself from the heat.
What should he do now? He couldn't exactly hide from his King for /minimum/of a week. He didn't want to look like some of these demons that had done it on purpose in the past to try and lure mbj and somewhat trap him with a child (and he knew it could happen because he wrote a couple of plots like this!).
Plus he never heard anything that could tell him mbj was actually interested in having children. Sure he would most likely need an heir one day, but as of now mbj never showed any interest.
Sqh was truly unsure of what he should do now, other than try and relieve himself from the heat and arousal that came with his situation. Plus he could discover just how exactly this curse was affecting him as it did create physical changes he didn't notice before.
His king should be busy all day so he should be able to figure something out before he came back to their shared room to see he was not there.
But as he was thinking this he was surprised by the sound of a portal opening next to his bed, mbj stepping out. Sqh took a moment to react properly, pulling the blanket around him to hide his near-nudity and in just what kind of state he truly was.
“M-my King! What brings you here? I thought you would be busy all day” he called out, blushing even more than he already was before.
“a servant told me you looked unwell” he answered as he walked closer to the bed, clearly sniffing at the air. “and told me you smell strangely very sweet".
Sqh wasn't sure what to think of that. Had he added such a thing? For demons to be able to smell when another was ready to conceive? He then saw his pupils dilate, as if mbj had finally understood, looking a bit shocked, suddenly grabbing the blanket. He wasn't quick enough to pull it back, instead feeling himself being pulled closer to mbj.
He didn't really resist at the hands pulling his legs apart, the demon confirming for himself as sqh was hiding in his hand.
His slightly altered anatomy was now on full display for mbj who looked very interested. “this servant is sorry for the inconvenient” sqh managed to say, nearly letting out a squeak as he felt his finger tease against his already wet pussy.
“I-I am sorry for the inconvenience I will try to find a way to deal with this!” sqh quickly said, unsure if mbj would think this was troublesome to deal with.
“Sect Leader Shen said it would easily take at least a week to die down and I do not want to be a burden for my King so I decided to come here t-”.
The peak lord’s rambling was cut off by passionate lips meeting his, feeling himself being pushed down into the mattress, mbj climbing over him as robes were being undone. It took a moment to realise mbj was actually making a move /while he just learned/ he could get pregnant.
“Wait wait, my King, right now might not be the right time” he tried to say. Wondering where this sudden burst of arousal in his husband came from. Was it contagious?
The kissing and sucking on his neck stopped as the demon looked back at him. “Is sqh against the idea of having a child?” mbj asked, studying his reaction greatly.
To this sqh wasn’t sure what to say. He had obviously never expected to be asked, especially not since neither of them was supposed to be able to bear a child. Sqh never thought about having any in his life, but he wasn’t against the idea.
“W-well no” he started, looking a bit to the side, “I simply thought my King was not interested in having any since he never talked about it before and ignore anyone who inquired about your plan to have an heir” he explained.
“I didn’t want children with anyone else than sqh” mbj replied, making the man blush at that declaration. He had not expected the reason to be because mbj wanted this kid to be theirs, not from someone else. It had probably been ruled out since neither of them was supposed to be able to do that.
A hand was gently rubbing his tights before he was pulled closer to, mbj settling between his legs, cock already hard and now resting against him. He moved his hips a bit, causing something sqh to feel rather new things.
“But if sqh is against bearing our child I will understand, “ mbj said.
Maybe it was because of the effect of the flower, but the way he was talking about /their/ child made something in him warm. He wasn't against that, it was actually reassuring in a way, mbj wouldn't need to find someone else for an heir.
“Yes I want to!” he says. Sure, it’s scary to think that he’ll have a growing being in him and is also unsure what will happen once he gives birth (if nothing goes badly...).
Sqh was waiting for mbj to get to it immediately but instead felt fingers entering where he had already been fingering himself. He may have never led with a lady before, but he was pretty sure that he would be alright, yet there wasn’t really much to convince mbj of that. Maybe telling him he needed it usually was the reason.
But the moment mbj deemed him ready enough there was probably nothing to stop him. He was fucking into his husband, still making sure he seemed alright, but never really stopping since it seemed all right.
Sqh was rather surprised by the rather different feeling of that pussy, moaning even more when mbj decided to see what teasing his cock would do.
After one round sqh was already a bit tired, especially since he had been pleasuring himself for a while before. Yet mbj was not done, large hands still on his hips, cock never leaving its warm embrace as he went back to being hard.
Sure, he was now used to Demon apparently having endless stamina in bed, but it was probably some of the first time that mbj could get back at it so quickly. Maybe the effect of the flower was wearing off on his husband too.
Sqh felt like they would pass the whole evening and night at it, mbj clearly set on breeding him until he was sure he would get pregnant. Good thing mbj had energy for two people since at some point sqh became tired and unable to do much himself.
It had started with him laying on his back, like this he could get all the kisses he wanted, then he tried riding his husband to not have him do all the work, enjoying the way mbj would look at him bounce up and down to milk him.
Then he ended up being flipped over so he was laying face down and ass up for better access, mbj more than happy to keep fucking into him like this. They had one important mission and he would take it seriously.
It was fun and all riding and having sex with his King with this new pussy, but he was but a mere human, nothing that could compare to mbj stamina. At some point he was happy to simply let mbj fuck his semen into him, his brain already feeling mushy from all the pleasure and orgasm he just had. He was pretty sure he had never been fuck this much before.
He ended up so full he was pretty sure no more could fit into him, even feeling some of the cum dripping out of him when mbj finally came out of him, laying down beside him and hugging him close.  “My King is doing a great job” sqh laughed slightly, feeling exhausted.
He felt mbj humming against the top of his head. “We need to do more to make sure it works”. 
Sqh was already exhausted at the idea but smiled softly at that. He wouldn’t mind being exhausted now if it meant having a child with mbj.
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(well this was like really 30% smut isdjvudb guess I can only write p0rn with plot)
Original - AO3
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mycatwantstoeatpins · 11 months ago
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Fic rec: 忙裡偷閒 (Mang Li Tou Xian) by userlu
Word count: 5,493
Summary: shang qinghua (metaphorically) trips and falls face-first into mobei-jun's titties. it's almost like he transmigrated into a porn novel or something.
My favourite part: I feel like it's encapsulated by the tag #spoiled bottom mobei-jun, he's just so bitchy about demanding Shang Qinghua fuck him right. One of the fics that makes me laugh out loud every time I read it.
Tags below the cut.
minor sexy blood drinking, Anal Sex, Sex Pollen (technically), this is far more silly than it is sexy so be prepared, sqh’s internal monologue is just a lot of little exclamation points so, sub top shang qinghua, Coming Untouched, Come Eating, antics, spoiled bottom mobei-jun, Inappropriate Use of Demon Blood (Scum Villain)
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corduroyserpent · 2 years ago
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if your still doing the 101 whump ask game then maybe 55
i will be honest, at first i did not remember what game you were talking about but i wanted to write some moshangzhu today so i figured what the heck!
“How long has he had a fever?!” Shang Qinghua yelps. He’s just loud enough to make it through the haze of sickness that keeps Zhuzhi-lang in its grasp. 
Zhuzhi-lang manages to crack a single eye open to get a blurry look at his rescuers—the anxious little peak lord and Luo Binghe’s right hand man. Mobei-jun sits on the bed, uncaring of how much of Zhuzhi-lang’s space he takes up. 
“A while,” Mobei-jun says.
“My king, you must tell me these things. I’m the one who will get in trouble if he dies!” Shang Qinghua lowers his voice. “I know you don’t like him—I’m not a huge fan either—but can’t you at least try not to actively kill him?”
Mobei-jun releases a short breath through his nose and unceremoniously slaps his palm across Zhuzhi-lang's forehead. 
Shang Qinghua hisses through his teeth. “Be gentle!” 
The force of the movement stings but the chill is oddly welcome, soothing in ways that cold temperatures have never been for Zhuzhi-lang before. The burning warmth of his healing body is painful. He aches. Not just in his chest, where the skin still hasn't knit together as it should have, but everywhere. He nearly presses closer to Mobei-jun’s hand before coming to his senses.
The other demon hates him. And Mobei-jun’s aggressive hands are half of the reason why Zhuzhi-lang is wracked with fever and sweating out the water he hadn’t managed to cough up after being yanked from the Luo River. To pull any modicum of relief from the same fingers that have snapped his bones…Zhuzhi-lang truly must be ill. He will take his revenge once he has regained his strength. That’s how he lives his life; all slights against him are to be returned tenfold.
All acts of kindness as well. 
But what he is being given by Mobei-jun and Shang Qinghua now is not kindness. It can’t be. It would not make sense. 
“Here we go, okay! Mu-shidi gave me this for emergencies.” Shang Qinghua carefully holds a bowl full of something opaque and faintly steaming. He touches the edge of the bowl to Zhuzhi-lang’s bottom lip. “Come on, it’s not poisoned or anything. Do you want to die and leave your uncle all alone? Drink, drink, drink!”
Zhuzhi-lang slowly parts his lips and allows Shang Qinghua to tilt the warm medicinal liquid into his mouth. It’s horribly bitter but he’s tasted worse. Once he’s swallowed it all down, the bowl is taken away and swiftly replaced with something small and soft. Zhuzhi-lang makes a confused little noise, tongue still holding the aftertaste of medicine.
Shang Qinghua pushes the object past his lips and Zhuzhi-lang discovers, to his complete surprise, that it’s milk candy. Zhuzhi-lang’s eyelids begin to feel heavy as he swirls it in his mouth, sweetness replacing the bitter tang. Whatever they fed him is sure to have a soporific effect. And the pervasive warmth has not yet abated; it’s uncomfortable and overpowering. 
Mobei-jun’s hand still covers his forehead and a chilly thumb has begun to stroke along Zhuzhi-lang’s dampened hairline. Zhuzhi-lang looks up at him, not sure what the gesture means. 
“Go to sleep,” Mobei-jun says. His gaze is far from warm but Zhuzhi-lang thinks, suddenly and without reason, that the light blue of those glacial eyes is a very pretty color.
Then sleep comes to claim him. And if Zhuzhi-lang’s dreams are feverish things, full of swirling blues and the memory of milk candy, there is no one else to know.
also on ao3!
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lacie-crying-ruby · 2 years ago
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Of the Fool
"To make it easier for everyone and myself, let's just say I hate everyone equally."
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He wasn't going to go back. Didn't matter what had happened, didn't matter if the world was going to stop turning or freeze over and burn down afterwards, he didn't care!
He wasn't going back.
Leaving the northern lands of the demon realm was never a nice thing to accomplish, bothersome even on his best days.
This obviously wasn't one of them.
Having been severely injured, insulted and screamed at, it was an understatement to say that Shang Qinghua was feeling like shit now.
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The system popped up in front of him again, right as he somehow managed to roll away from another wave of definitely deadly ice crustals.
[Want to go back host?]
Shang Qinghua pushed the [accept] bottom on the screen.
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It didn't quite turn out like he wanted to
[Custumor has unlocked the final destination route. Where does customer like to go?]
"Home!"
[Understood. Customer is returning to where he belongs.]
"This isn't-"
[Custumer perhaps misunderstood. The place where customer really belongs naturally is in that of the creator.]
"But this means-"
[Congratulations! Creator finally has taken his righteous place as a fallen god! Congratulation! Congratulation! From now on, creator has obtained the halo he was wishing for all this time!]
"This is... Actually, this is awesome, I love it. Yes! I deserve that halo! I deserve to be acknowledged for all the work I do! Let's see if anyone dares to hit me now!"
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"What's that supposed to mean?!"
[Customer has unlocked the secret route. Naturally, to not mess up timelines, Customer was send back to the original timeline. Customer is allowed to do as he pleases from here on, this system is merely going to act as a guide if questions arise.]
"Can I go back again?"
[System dosen't understand why customer would though. Didn't customer hate his first experience? In here customer can indulge in all of his fantasies to his heart's content.]
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[Does Costumer want to switch timelines?]
"I want to get out!"
[Friendly reminder that Customer has powers to defend himself-]
"Get me out, get me away from here, take me away!"
[Understood. Proceed into change of time.]
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"What..."
[System made sure to pick a timeline in which no one would dare to hit customer once he made it clear that he is not to be hit.]
"This is Mobei-Jun as a child!"
[A child is weak and can't hit or threaten you. Customer has no reason to be scared of a pathetic little child, so there is no need for customer to be afraid anymore.]
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"What is he doing here?!"
[Because he became the vessel for a god before his time came, Shang Qinghua has become deserving of full-filling his heart's biggest desire: To kill the one who betrayed him.]
"The Shang Qinghua who became a vessel didn't even get to have the mind to desire! I was born as him!"
[System acknowledges this and therefore chose the one who has desires to be rewarded for.
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"You've started to become nice to me.
"Why are you doing this? What goal do you crave?"
"Honestly? I took a look at every other candidate for the throne of the northern lands and made the sad conclusion that you're by far the best fucking shot this time has to offer."
"Are you starting to get scared of me? Don't be. I won't betray you unless you do so first."
"Those are quite the words for a little prince. You lied to me once already. Don't forget that."
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"Are you a god?"
"You just try to repay my kindness with betrayal and violence, see where that get's you."
"I wasn't going to!"
"Good. Because I don't like traitors. You are going to live and work hard to stay alive."
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"Well, I guess we will have to make a king out of you. By all means, don't do something stupid and die, alright?"
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"Don't you dare!"
"He killed me! It was by his hand I died! After everything I did for him!"
"After you tried to kill him!"
"Only after he caused that much chaos! For what would I need a rabid dog as a king?"
"That's not what happened!"
"That's exactly what happened! So much got destroyed, and still that fool would continue to play to his stupid sick father's whims instead of finally-"
"Shut up! Shut up!"
"Fine, you are angry because your sheming didn't get you anywhere and everything you ever worked for went horribly wrong! Fine! I get it, welcome to my life! But that was then, this is now and this is a child! And we already used all that to get him out of the certain-death situation!"
"Yes, so that I could kill him myself!"
"No killing of children!"
"It wouldn't be the first time!"
"I didn't want to know that!" ... "We won't do that!"
But then, surprisingly, the evil SH lowered his sword. "Whatever you say goes, your highness."
"Good. Now- now we will have to find a way to get this one back to safety."
"Let's just leave him here. If this world is still yours, then he will be found any moment now."
"Oh, I don't doubt that. Just that the one finding him should be someone who isn't going to immediately kill him."
"You should trust more in your powers."
"I don't do it on principle."
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redrosetoberead · 9 months ago
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you are the apple by velvetbird Summary:
Luo Binghe is the little spoon, and he and Shen Qingqiu talk about love. Shen Qingqiu knows that Binghe loves him, but sometimes it's good to hear it.
Series: Part 1 of I Have An Agenda And It's Called "Tops Bottoming"
and your blue eyes just like an atlas by velvetbird Summary:
Shang Qinghua looked at his husband with a sense of bewilderment. He couldn’t really be...no! Right? He was a proud demon lord, he couldn’t seriously be asking to...Of course not, Shang Qinghua must be misunderstanding! Or, Mobei-Jun gets fucked.
Series: Part 2 of I Have An Agenda And It's Called "Tops Bottoming"
a dragonfly’s wing by velvetbird Summary:
Lan WangJi bottoms for the first time.
Series: Part 3 of I Have An Agenda And It's Called "Tops Bottoming"
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