#mmmmmm bad content

[wintergrove]

[minkschasijasi]

Cow holy.

UNDERRATED MOVIE MOMENT

The way he has his arms to his chest SCREAMS uncertainty and discomfort. This plan is filled with missing data while the room is filled with slimy Kraang residue and their biggest brother is missing and he likes nothing about this. The posture of stern taking-everything-in before it softens to an almost questioning look is such a realistic transition.

I love that Leon notices him not moving and nods for him to join, so he takes a deep breath to collect his anxious self and moves in. He just trusts that Leon knows what he’s doing every single step of the movie, and even when visibly hesitant, he obeys.

Despite the rocky terrain all of these boys are dealing with in terms of their relationship (as the drama and Leon’s attitude clearly effects them as well), he still holds an unbridled faith in his bro.

If Leo says it needs to happen, then it must need to happen. Whether that be heading into the Kraang’s current lair or surrendering his mind and body to control the Technodrome.

Leo says jump, so he jumps.

And into the belly of the beast they go…

[vase-of-lilies]

https://www.tumblr.com/vase-of-lilies/729478267535491072/does-anyone-wanna-send-a-request-for-into-the-tiny

Mmmmmm, how about mommy / mama feeling bad for falsely accusing us and making us cry so they(either of them) feel dejected until we make them cuddle with us because we thought they were still mad at us ?… please?

Assumptions

Pairing: Dark!Mommy!Wanda x Little!reader (f) x Dark!Mama!Nat

Warnings: MD/LG dynamics, Arguing, yelling, feeling bad, guilt, fighting, false accusations, depression, crying, breastfeeding, lactation, cuddles!! this is a dark AU so beware.

A/n: Thanks for sending this in! This is such a cute idea! This kind of hits home, because I have been blamed for MULTIPLE things by my awful step siblings when I was younger. But I’m glad this time it will be Wanda and Natty to comfort us 🥺 I hope it was ok to have just Nat be angry!

It was a series of unfortunate events. One thing lead to another, and soon you found yourself in front of a large mess in the living room of the cabin. You had woken up from your nap, only to find Wanda and Natasha doing work by themselves in separate rooms.

When you left your nursery, your toy lion — Leo — was held in your arms softly and you rubbed the tired from your eyes. A small yawn following. You froze mid step once you saw the disaster in the living room.

The couch cushions were no longer on the couch, the TV stand was slightly askew, the lamp shade was tilted, and what looked like piles upon piles of documents were strewn across the carpet. You didn’t know how to react, only staring at the mess in front of you.

Too caught up in your confusion, you don’t hear the footsteps of your Mama, Nat, behind you. A loud gasp left her mouth as she saw what you were staring at. From what it looked like to her, you had been going through important documents without their permission or knowledge. But that was far from the truth.

“Y/n! What on earth are you doing??” Your mamas voice boomed behind you, startling you and causing your lion to drop from your hands. Nat paced the floor, looking at the papers and their contents.

“My god! Where did you find these?? These were locked!” She continues to shout, and the water works were turned on behind your eyes.

You looked up at Nat, small whimpers turning into cries of false guilt. “I- I- d-didn’ do an-anyfing!” You sobbed, but Natasha wouldn’t have that. She pressed her fingers on the bridge of her nose, her red braid flipping over her shoulder as she looks to you.

“Oh, you didn’t do anything? Really? You think I’m gonna believe a dumb little thing like you?” She shouted back at you, stepping closer to you. You step back in fear. “My keys are gone, and we haven’t heard your little dream sounds on the monitor either. And then I find you here??”

The things she was saying wasn’t like her. She was harsh, but when she knew you were in your little space, she was the most gentle giant you have ever been around besides Tony. But this time was different, because of one simple mistake.

Wanda hears the commotion from the bedroom and she looks over to the small baby monitor on the bedside table. She frowns as the screen blinks a low battery picture, and picks it up. She walks to the living room to find you pushing yourself against the wall while Natasha shouted at you.

Nat hasn’t calmed down yet, and Wanda knew that it could be devastating to your little self to see her like this. “Honey? Nat, baby, what’s going on?” She asked, gently placing her hand on her wife’s exposed shoulder.

Natasha’s head snaps to the source of the voice, and she steps away from your cowering body. “First she stole my keys to my filing cabinet, then she waited until we were busy to come out and read everything! Then she tries to deny it,” She explains. “I knew something was up when I didn’t hear anything from her room. Absolutely nothing.”

Wanda’s eyes widen, suddenly realizing why Nat couldn’t hear your little noises while you were asleep. She holds up the monitor and the blinking battery symbol mocks Natasha’s silence. “Batteries… they died,” Wanda says with a soft sigh.

She looks to the room and shakes her head. “While you and Pietro took her to the park this morning, Tony came by to see what info we had on HYDRAs plan to recapture Bucky. I guess he never cleaned up after himself.”

Immediately Natasha’s arms unfolded themselves and she silently pointed to your shivering and shaking form, facing away from them. She was in disbelief that Wanda never told her about this, and that she somehow was able to avoid the living room all together to even notice what Tony did.

Your Mommy bends down to not be so intimidating to you and takes your hands into hers. “Baby, can you look at mommy?” You don’t listen to her at first, Leo covering your face to hide you from any confrontation. “Tinyyyyyy… listen to me, please.” Wanda said. Hearing her voice turn from concern to demanding in an instant made you pull Leo from your face. “Such a good girl… how about we let Mama cool off, I think she needs some ice cream.”

Wanda looks up at Nat, giving a look telling her to take a walk to calm down. So, Nat holds up her hands in surrender and goes out the back door to the shed to work on her suit and gear.

In the mean time, Wanda gave you a bath, fed you, and read you a few stories. But when your Mama came in, she was in such a different mood. Even though she may have cooled off and the mess was gone, she stilled looked so angry and sad.

Was she still mad at you?

Days went by, and Nat had not even looked at you. Wanda was taking care of you on her own while Nat took care of herself for the time being.

It was a night like every other, but tonight, more tears fell down your face when you were in bed with Wanda, her lullaby lulling you to sleep.

Once you fell into a deep sleep, the next morning came like it did everyday. Bright, early, and loud. You cried for your mommy, hungry for breakfast and needing some love before the day started.

Wanda happily entered your nursery, smiling as she saw you sat up in bed with Leo your hands. She frowned at your expression, more tears on your cheeks and a sadness in your eyes she just couldn’t pinpoint.

Carefully, Wanda sits on your bed with you.

“Are you alright, little one? I don’t like seeing those tears,” she frowns, swiping her thumb across your cheek. You don’t answer her, only crawling into her arms and hiding your face in her neck. Wanda sighs and kisses your forehead, softly rubbing your back to comfort you.

“S’mama still mad a’me?” Your small voice quivers with worry as you ask, not understanding why Natasha was turning a cold shoulder to you.

Now that Wanda has pinpointed where these emotions were coming from, she says “Oh sweetheart, no, she’s not mad at you,” she pauses, tightening her arms around you. “She’s just a little confused, that’s all. Silly mommy forgot to talk to mama and tell her we had a visitor from Uncle Tony.”

Nodding in response, you sniffle softly. Your tummy rumbles and you look up to your mommy. Wanda smiles and gently sets you at the top of your bed again, scooting up to sit next to you. Again, she pulls you into her arms and lifts her shirt over her breast.

She hums softly as you latch onto her nipple, the milk from the pills she took flowing into your mouth. Your hands gently hold her breast, and you close your eyes.

After you’re full, you sit up and start to scoot off the bed. Wanda tilts her head and starts to follow you. “Where are you going, tiny?” She smiles, helping you off the bed when you whimper. Even though you can get off the bed perfectly fine, you still wanted your mommy’s help.

“Gonna go find mama and give da cuddles she need,” you say with determination. Wanda chuckles and takes your free hand.

“Here, I’ll help,” she says, following you as you gently pull her out of the room.

Natasha was at the kitchen table, reorganizing the files that Tony had been looking through and making sure that nothing was stolen. You were nervous to go see her, and Wanda could tell. But she gave you a gentle nudge when you looked up at her, your mama not yet noticing your presence.

You took a step forward, and softly tapped on Nat’s shoulder. The woman turns her head and looks up at you from her spot at the table. You looked at her, and then the papers, and back to her. With lots of bravery, you reach for her hand, holding it and pulling her up.

Nat looked to her wife with a confused expression, a small smile painting her lips too. She followed you as you pulled her to the couch, guiding her to sit. “Tiny, what are you doing, love?” A small chuckle leaving her mouth.

You ignore her question and move to Wanda, pulling her to sit next to Natasha. Now that both women were sat, you climbed onto their laps and settled you bum right between them. Your head lays on Nats chest, and your legs rests over Wanda lap.

“Don wan yous to be mad at me anymow,’” you whisper, tears causing small stains to appear on Nats grey tank top. Her face softens, and her arms wrap around your body, holding you against her.

“Sweet girl, mama’s not angry with you anymore, mama was just busy and hadn’t been able to spend time with you,” she explains, feeling guilty when she heard you sniffle. “I promise I’m not mad, ok sweetheart?”

You nod and look up at her, connecting your lips to hers in a soft kiss. Nat finally understood why you were having a hard time like Wanda told her. She was beating around the bush when she mentioned you weren’t doing well. You were just worried that your mama hated you, and that you were still in trouble for something you didn’t do.

“I’ll be sure to ask before I assume next time, ok?” You nod and smile up at her, kissing her cheek and nuzzling your nose into her neck. The three of you sat on the couch for quite a while, holding each other and reassuring you.

Nat knew she messed up, but she was so glad that you came to her and asked for forgiveness. But she knew better than to allow you to ask for forgiveness, as it was her that should be asking.

And you did forgive her, loving her just the same as every other day you were with them.

[frogchiro]

GravesGravesGravesGraves

Enemies to Lovers 👀❓️hate sex 👀❓️

Mmmmmm how about reluctant co-workers to lovers? ;;

You're a diamond in the rough as Laswell presents it, a young hacker in her early 20ies found by the CIA due to you messing around in the wrong places at a very bad time and getting yourself caught like and amateur and now here you were.

Scared of all the possibilities of what could happen to you and unbelievably angry at the whole world, at fate for letting you down and at yourself for not being careful enough. And now you're here, seated in a lone gray room, fluorescent lights beating down on your tired eyes and served with an ultimatum: you either start working for them under Laswell's watchful eye or serve the unforgivable life sentence for all your 'crimes'. An easy enough answer isn't it?

And now you're here, stuck with the mercenary group called 'Shadow Company' under the command of Philip Graves, a 'tech-wizard' as some call him. Kate thought it would be a great opportunity for you to get acquainted with the military and what exactly your new job would entail, and since Shadow Company isn't under strict military rules you'd be granted a bit more freedom, and so began your slow, reluctant relationship with commander Philip Graves himself.

It wasn't...bad, exactly. More like tense and extremely mistrustful. He's a straight-cut commander of an army and you're just 'some kid' with a knack for hacking who got bit of more than she could chew and now she's here; not to mention that your stubborness which was more than shared with Graves didn't help at all, it led to many a conflict and long silences on both your sides.

And yet 'life will find a way' as they say and with time your...relationship slowly warmed up. Speaking to each other without the weird tension in your voices, being more relaxed in each other's presence, just slow and gradual building of trust.

It all came to a culmination point where after one very tiring and exhausting mission that left everyone both physically and mentally exhausted you both just...ploped next to each other in the safety of the safe house waiting for exfil. Nothing was said between you two, nothing had to be said as you just stared into the bright, dancing flames of the fireplace and sat in silence, sitting so close together that your shoulders were touching and Philip would lie when he'd say that his heart didn't skip a beat or two.

The combined warmth of the fire and Philip's body and his natural pleasant musky scent made you sleepy, finally able to really rest. Before you knew it your heavy head slipped and laid itself on the male's shoulder, a content sigh escaping your lips as you sleepily smiled and cuddled into his side. Graves was at loss for words for a second; was this the same girl who used to almost hiss at him a few months back? And almost crawl up the walls when she had to be in the general vicinity as him? He supposed it wasn't important now, was it?

He smiled gently as he looked down at you and gently kissed the crown of your head before leaning back against the couch and started to drift off himself, warm and content for the first time in a very long while <3

[liam-neesons-best-girl]

Slow {Qui-Gon Jinn x Reader]

warnings: NSFW, fat!reader, f!reader, 18+, f!receiving, innocent!reader, drabble, poorly written lol

Part 2 for Self-Care (or it can be a stand-alone fic)

This is what he looked like, post shower, once he has laid you on the bed, naked. The beads of water dripping from his hair land on your breasts and stomach as he looks down at you adoringly.

"Let me take care of you, starlight," he coos, grazing his hands over your hips to persuade you.

"I- I don't know Qui," you say hesitantly, not sure of what to expect since you were still a virgin and only have kissed Qui-Gon up to that point. You knew he would take the best care of you, gently talking you through it, but you were still worried of how sensitive the experience would feel. "What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to kiss you, at first. Then there will be some sucking, like I do to your breasts, remember how much you like that?" he asks, trying to be soft and reassuring.

"I do like that," you say sheepishly. "But I'm so sensitive," you say worried it will be a bad experience for the both of you.

"I'll go as slow as you'd like. I want you to take hold of my hair, alright. I promise you can't hurt me," he says to put you at ease as he lowers himself to be inline with your weeping core.

You hope he thinks you are just wet from the shower, but he can see the way you were pushing your thighs together that you were secretly excited and ready for him. Your smell was intoxicating to him, already half hard and he hasn't even tasted you yet. His large nose will bury between where your thigh meets your pelvic bone and inhale sharply.

You shiver with anticipation, getting more wet by the minute because of how eager your man is to please you.

To get into position he hooks his arms under your thighs so his large callused hands can come back around and rest on your lower stomach. He plans on squeezing the soft flesh as he makes you a moaning mess.

He wants to just look at you for a while. Your cunt puffy and dripping, desperate for any stimulation. He starts with small kitten licks to gauge your comfort level.

Qui-Gon is thrilled to hear you mewl and have your fingers find his scalp. This encourages him to be a bit more bold, slowly making out with your pussy.

The sounds of your slick and his saliva smacking together was deliciously dirty. When you would occasionally tug at his hair he would groan in appreciation, vibrations making you whimper.

His tongue expertly dove deeper into your gummy walls. As your squirming became more erratic he knew you were approaching your climax. He shifted his attention to your clit, sucking, swirling, kissing and lapping at the bud to make sure you could ride through your high.

His hands snaked their way higher to your breasts, softly rubbing them to give you the utmost pleasure possible.

"UUghhgh, Qui! I think m'gunna cum," you slur out, eyes rolled to the back of your head and back arched to the heavens.

"Let go starlight, give yourself to me," he pants out, pupils blown and hot air fanning over your cunt as he regains his breath.

His tongue travels deep between your silky folds, pussy juices covering his lips, chin and nose. The way the tip of his nose hit your clit while his tongue did figure-eights made you see stars.

As your body slows from its convulsing Qui-Gon emerges from between your legs and floats his way up to your face.

"Are you alright," he asks, searching your face for fear, embarrassment or content.

Your eyes are still closed, arms thrown above your head in bliss, hair messy from squirming. You couldn't be anymore sexy.

"Mmmmmm," was all you could get out, in such a state of ecstasy nothing could bring you down. You lean to face Qui-Gon with a toothy grin and wrap your arms around his neck and one leg over his hip.

You smush your faces together for a deep kiss, able to taste the remnants of yourself on his tongue as it fought for dominance against your own.

[stretched-out-twink]

Jily is a perfect couple for periodic drama. This two would absolutely demolish regency era fantasy Bridgeton inspired fan fiction (have u seen queen charlotte story???? It’s so them i wanna bite my arm off). they are so jane austen coded. the one sided pinning from a girlflop of a man that is rich (maybe even royalty) and a girlboss from a not-so-well doing family? The drama is immaculate! And everybody thinking that lily is having an affair with her tall sad wet noodle best fried but jokes on you he prefers the disgustingly rich best friend of a prince? Mmmmmm tasty. And add to that a little spice of Marlene pretending to be lord m so they can’t take her fortune away and Dorcas being the equivalent of a gossip girl trying to solve “lord M’s” secret. And everybody is so dramatic and crazy in love yes perfection

And I would write it but some of y’all treat content creators in this fandom so bad it’s scary 👹

[flower-of-the-desert]

I finished vol 2 of spl/stars of chaos and I'm about to vibrate out of my skin with all the emotions inside me. Chang Geng is soooo SO down bad and the way Gu Yun is slowly being showered with all the affection Chang Geng has been bottling up all this time makes me so excited for the further development of their relationship.

Also really loved seeing Gu Yun interacting with his soldiers and how loyal and brave they are. Extremely funny to me that the pope is the villain here lmao.

What I really hope to see in the next volumes is more pov from Gu Yun and how his feelings start to change for Chang Geng. Also protective/possessive Gu Yun?? PLEASE! I need the Marquis of Order going on a little murder spree or something if the enemies hurt Chang Geng 🙏 And REALLY looking forward to the scene where Gu Yun finds out the truth about Chang Geng's condition.

I'm so glad I got over my fear and decided to start this story. Priest's writing is really my cup of tea and the types of characters/relationships she writes are just mmmmmm delicious [looks at my wenzhou shrine in content]

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Okay girls, ready to go shopping?

Ruby: Yep!

Penny: Indeed!

Jaune: Alrighty then! Let's head out to the bulkheads!

Penny: We don't need to waste time on Bulkheads Jaune!

Penny Grabs Jaune

Penny: Ruby will be able to keep pace with her semblance! Launching Now!

Ruby: PENNY WAIT HE GETS -

Jaune: *vomit noises*

Ruby: - Airsick ...

~A Few Minutes Later~

Ruby: So I Brought you some Fresh clothes? How are you feeling Pen?

Penny: *Showering* I am. Frustrated. I understand that I put Jaune in the position to Evacuate his stomach contents, but I am still quite irritated the he did so. I hate feeling Conflicted.

Ruby: I get that. Though I do get to see you two showering so~.

Penny: :/

Ruby: Bad time?

Penny: Yes. Yes it is.

~With Jaune~

Jaune: I can't Believe I did that. Can you believe I did that? I Lived up to that dumb nickname, and hurt Penny's feelings at the same time.

Ren: ....

Jaune: I mean, doing that on anyone is embarrassing enough, Yang's never let me forget it, but on one of my girlfriends? Completely screwed up.

Ren: *shifts uncomfortably. This scenario is familiar to him*

Jaune: I really appreciate you letting me vent Man. Your a true brother to me Ren.

Yang: Guess what a little Birdy told me, Vomit Man!

Jaune: *facepalms* MMMMMM

[bucketofchum]

Foster Bros AU Atumu gets a girlfriend at age 22-ish? Maybe older. Maybe 25. She's respectful so she hasn't tried to push his boundaries (he's still aroace but she's a nice person - one of the few nice people he has met in his life), so they haven't ever done anything beyond cuddling before. She's older than he is. A lot of emotional intelligence. More content with under the cut (lots of SA trigger warning)

I think this is after she had met Startop and Startop acts like a total dick bc he's jealous. Atumu tries to defend his foster brother for his behaviour. After all, Startop is the only other human being who has ever been kind to him and genuinely cared for him as a person.

Atumu casually alludes to some bad shit that happened, but he seems emotionally okay with it. Doesn't go into detail but he just mentions it. Like some bad shit happened, but it's bc he's got this deformed body. And Alice is like ?? Bc she has seen Atumu in basically his underwear and he looks fine to her. He looks FINE to her haha. Anyhow he shrugs it off like it's no biggie but she is actually curious. Will be tell her? They've been dating for, idk, like, 2 years now at this point? (Atumu doesn't really know what a relationship is so I guess he doesn't know how long they have been dating. He doesn't even know what dating is).

Atumu is intersex. He doesn't really know what it is, and he doesn't know much about it. But he knows there is something physically "wrong" with him, and that's probably why all the Bad Stuff happened. He has experienced REPEATED sexual assaults, in almost every stage of his life. Early childhood (before 8 years old - but he has no memory of that, age 12 at boarding school from a group of older boys - really fucking traumatic, age 15 when he went to a private university - first week getting drugged and date raped by a bunch of upperclassmen, and 15-18 all throughout his entire undergraduate experience just because he didn't understand boundaries and didn't KNOW he was allowed to say no). By the time he was 18, in his last year in university, he was so emotionally vacant and dissociative and had basically zero will to live. He said no for the first time in his life. And kept saying no. And hadn't had sex since.

Now, some 4-6 years later, it has been a while since he has had any sexual experiences and it's....nice. He has never wanted sex. He was already asexual before the sexual assaults, and afterwards...? He has a hard time distinguishing the difference between sex and rape. Because he has NEVER wanted it. It's all the same to him.

But the kind of tragic thing is that he has sort of internalized it to be...his fault? Like the REASON he was raped was bc of his body. He's got this fucked up body - that's why he was raped. That's why all those horrible things happened to him repeatedly. And this is what he gets for having a fucked up body.

Alice can't imagine what he's talking about since he's so fucking vague about it. He never told her about the rapes, but his vague ass language gave her some idea that he might have been SA'd. But deformed? She's seen almost all of him and the only thing that seemed strange, besides how tall and thin he is, were his large scars across his back. But he has already told her that he doesn't know what those are from (that happened before he was 8 years old, which he has no living memory of).

So she asks to see. Atumu still doesn't know why anyone would want to see his genitals. He thinks all genitals are kinda........ blegh. And his in particular are even more messed up. So he gives her a warning. She still wants to see.

He does eventually show her and.....it sort of all makes sense. Why he'd say that sort of thing. Why he'd think that. He has a penis, like normal - well, I mean not that normal cuz it's MmMmmm..hmmm we will just say more than proportional ... Hm okay no additional comment, but at the base of it, it connects to what looks like a fully formed vagina instead of a scrotum. It looks identical to any normal ciswoman's labia...just weirdly where the clit would be, Atumu instead has his penis. She has heard of "hermaphrodite" before but never knew it could be like this. (She'd spend the next few days furiously teaching herself about it on the internet).

Anyhow, in the moment, she asks if she can touch it. Atumu is uncomfortable, but he allows her to. She tries a bit, but based on Atumu's body language in response, she doesn't push it.

They don't mention it again for a while, but Alice thinks about it nonstop for like...the rest of her life.

[frostynovaprime]

Mmmmmm post sleep Tennocon Rambles under the cut

Ofc because I just started vet school last week (yay) I couldn’t attend in person. Really sad I couldn’t attend because I’ve always loved it when I went to the 2017 and 2018 events. Had to watch the stream, but it look like from pictures everyone had tons of fun and I’m glad it was a success. Next year, please let it be closer to the middle of the summer akdjejak

Art panel, the highlight for me as always as an artist myself. Really cool to see all the concept works from way back in Dark Sector. I’m so sad the art book was so expensive and sold out so fast, but I hope this means they can be inspired to do a reprint in the future (maybe when food expenses arent draining my bank like a whirlpool….) The new upcoming concepts I can’t say I’m a fan of all too much. Grendel is my most hated frame but the boar is a cool inpiration for him. I personally think the game is very oversaturated with Liger concepts, so as per most Liger deluxes Sevagoth wasn’t my cup of tea. They designed the frame, why not have someone else take a shot as his deluxe? I didn’t catch who designed Yareli’s bu that one was interesting.

And….. the Heirloom skins collection. They’re pretty. I though Mag’s was for Nova and got too excited for a bit. And as a Frost main I’m always glad for more content containing him, hell I squint at his skin because it has a few elements that are strikingly similar to my Deluxe concept for him back in 2021. But. The price. I want to buy it, but this entire collection pitch is exactly what Digital Extremes has vow to not do in all 10 years with their fair free to play model, and this sets a very bad precedent if it were to continue. $90 USD is too high of a price for a pack of skins marketed as being in celebration of 10 years, inflated artificially with the Regal Aya. A pack of 6 (with an extra bonus, making 7 total and 400 platinum) is $40 which means everything in the second tier pack is only $30. The same price as the low tier. The only new thing the skins intoduce are the Signas, which are cool, but I gesture to Kaithe coronets. The skins have no new visual effects for abilities, no new animations, not even new idles like recent Deluxe skins have. Rebecca used the word “prestigious” for describing the pack. And I beg her to NEVER use that word again for cosmetics. Prestigious content is a very slippery slope. Take the Prestige skins from League. Because of those skins Riot is now thinking they can make a variant recolor of a very old Jhin legendary and mark the price up to $200. Warframe doesn’t need that. Not to mention the FOMO. The Heirloom pack is gone at the end of the year. Even past Prime Access comes back in Resurgence after a few years. Nightwave brings back old items from past story events. The only thing that has never returned was the Founders Packs, for a good reason. The Heirloom collection feels like a rehash of the Founders marketing in the present state of them game where it’s most likely not trying to stay afloat. FOMO has never existed in Warframe, and it shouldn’t be added now.

Don’t even get me started on that 10 year Accolade in the packs. Accolades have usually been for people who made a notable contribution to the game. Founders, Closed Beta testers, Creators. All of them have some sort of impact on the game be it keeping it afloat in the starting year or contributing to the Community. Now a shiny sticker can be added to any account for as low as $30. I’ve been playing the game for 8 years. I’m not a ‘10 year supporter’ yet. The wording itself insinuates that to supoort the game for a decade, you need to pay. That Accolade should have been something added automatically when your account turns 10 years old.

Overall I’m extremely disappointed bu the Heirloom marketing as it stands. Will I buy it down the road? Chances are high when I’m not bleeding for food with school going on, which is at the very end of the year right before it goes away cause I also give into FOMO. DE has adjusted their strategies before, and I hope they do so now. But this has already set a bad first impressions for any future Heirloom content.

Anyway, rant over on that. Sound panel was cool. Always cool to hear how specific sounds are made like Kullervo. The Heirloom debacle kinda soured my mood for a bit, so I focused more on studying my classes and then went shopping with my roommates.

Came back a little late to TennoLive, probably halfways thru the Soulframe demo. From what I saw I really like the whole concept and thematic. The little turtle guy is so cute. Excited to see more of its development and eventually play it.

The Warframe aspect I had more range of feelings. Whispers in the Wall looks really cool and I’m excited for exploring what the fuck Albrecht is doing. I love how its expanding Deimos more, instead of adding another island and button to navigation. It feels like it’ll require the New War to access, since its all based around the aesthetic of the Man in the Wall seen at the very end of the quest. I’m very interest in the human Loid (best design from Liger since Nezha Empyrean imo). I hope he gives more insight into the attitudes of the Orokin since he is 99% likely from before the Old War.

And… Warframe 1999. I got sucked into Warframe because of it’s unique spin on fantasy sci-fi. And throughout the 8 years I’ve played it’s stuck to its aethetic formula to a T. Seeing CRT monitors and Nokias along with Entrati designs, the modern sci-fi elements and callbacks to Dark Sector makes it feel out of place. Blasphemous almost. But, I’ve had this feeling before with Duviri. I had reservations as to whether Duviri would break the Warframe Universe as we knew it. But DE made the Paradox make sense, and the aethetic language of the world fits perfectly into the formula. I absolutely love Duviri. I need to see more and play 1999 in order to feel how it connects to the Origin System and Duviri as a whole, be it the very distant past (and being born in 99 myself makes me…. Haaaaa) or a parallel universe connected by Void Fuckery(tm). But seeing how Duviri played out I have no real doubts DE won’t pull it off again.

[clickerflight]

I’m here for the cult stuff? Joseph Part 1

Woooooooooooo Boi! This is some dark stuff right here!

CW: Vampire whumpee, cult sacrifices, one vampire dies, one vampire’s heart is torn out of his body, the horrors of being a living lump of flesh, body horror, dispassionate whumpers, mmmmmm I think that’s pretty much it for this one. Enjoy!

Part 2 : Part 3

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Joseph had grown up in a world with a lot of weird things. Vampires were real and, when he was dying in a back alley because he’d been in the wrong place at the wrong time, David came along and helped. Joseph vividly remembered coming back to life, the taste of blood in his mouth as David gasped, mouth covered in blood as well. 

“Blimey, kid,” David said, cupping Joseph’s face in his hands. “Are you alright?”

Joseph blinked, dazed before he gave his answer as a groan.

David sighed, “Yeah, I’m sorry about that. Let’s get you up and somewhere a bit nicer, hmm?”

That had been the beginning of being a vampire. David was really nice, and hilarious, and someone that Joseph really didn’t mind calling his sire. He split his time between work, his family, and his coven and he was quite content with that. The only real nuisance was when he had to give away all of his nice silver cufflinks, but he’d survive. He gave them to his sister, who had really taken a liking to wearing suits. 

All in all, being a vampire wasn’t really bad. It was different and there were things you had to worry about, like wackos out there trying to kill off any and all innocent vampires going about their lives and there was the fact that his family would die long before he did if no wackos got to him first, but that was what your coven was for, to keep you sane through that sort of thing. 

These were all expected strangenesses. This, though, this was not. It had started with a couple of ancient elf remains going missing, rumored to be the bodies of ancient warriors, magic users the like the world hadn’t seen since. Then there had been an increase of poaching in certain parts of the world and magical creatures disappeared. When the van had pulled up next to Joseph and David the night before, they both knew something was horribly horribly wrong. 

Joseph’s screams became something of a nightmare creature, slurred and muffled by the silver muzzle over his face, burning into his flesh. He pulled at the silver burning into his wrists, willing his hands to just tear off so he could save David. 

His sire had been laid out on a fairly flat boulder and chained there, held down while cult members, real cult members dressed in still bloody animal skins, poured molten silver on his face while the leader stood above him, an intricately carved stake in hand. 

Joseph screamed when the leader lifted the stake and David writhed, unable to even cry out or say something with the silver burning down his throat. 

The stake came down, right into David’s heart. Joseph could feel it in his soul as his sire died, brackish blood flowing from the wound as his body slowly began to turn grey and flake away. 

Joseph fell forward against his restraints, sobbing. Some cult members lifted the silver mask out of the ashes where David’s face had been, and they quickly lobbed off the mess of silver showing where it had leaked down David’s throat and smoothing out some of the features while other members chanted, undoing the chains from the pole Joseph had been trapped against and hauling him over to the boulder, plopping him down in his mentors ashes and locking him there. 

Joseph couldn’t struggle, he could barely even breathe as they lowered the silver mask of David’s face onto Joseph’s own. 

Joseph sobbed a little as it touched his forehead and cheeks, his muzzle so flat to his face that the mask laid fairly close. The nose didn’t fit at all, though. His nose barely touched the sides of the hole. David’s nose is… was huge. 

He laid there as someone tore open his shirt, the chanting growing and growing. Joseph hoped that being staked wouldn’t hurt too much. It didn’t seem like it would. Well, maybe at first, but then he would be dead. Then the pain would end and he’d be able to rush up to David wherever vampires ended up afterwards and David would say something like, “Blimey, kid? You alright?” Then Joseph could screech things like  “What was that!? What just happened?” 

And David probably wouldn’t have the right answer, but it would be a funny answer, and-

Pain blossomed in his chest. He tried to scream, but he had damaged his vocal cords from screaming earlier, so all that would come out was a gurgle. 

And then the pain continued. And continued. He writhed as someone finished cutting a hole through skin, sinew, and muscle. He felt something in his chest and gurgled more when it cut his ribs open and cracked them wide. And then something was burning inside his chest. Oh, stars, they weren’t stopping. This wasn’t going to end in him dying! He tried to beg, tried to get his voice to plead for him, to ask for death instead of whatever living nightmare this was, but he couldn’t get the words to form.

 Tears streamed down his face, his vision whiting out as more hacking and cutting took place and then someone touched it. 

His heart. Oh, blessed stars they were touching his heart and then-

An unpleasant part of being a vampire was that you didn’t need a brain for consciousness. Just your heart. 

He had no eyes, no mouth, no coherent thoughts. It was deeply unpleasant. Trapped without realizing you were trapped. Stuck in your own head, though there was no head to be trapped in. And then he was being moved and put in something, and the familiar burn of silver enveloped him. 

The pain never stopped. And he didn’t die.

[sbnkalny]

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blargensnorf: Mmmmmm u know when it comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the morning and the Night! fair as the sea and they stole a traveler's purse

davenedge: That really in the beginning, he didn't even put the screw fall INTO the tuna after The horse comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

davenedge: Its dust and blue flame explode when it comes to my Name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

admiral-craymen: but first get UP in the hill...

davenedge: It comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

davenedge: You want to tie you up in the hill...

davenedge: I set myself up in The hill...

davenedge: When i find myself in TIMES of trouble, mother mary comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

blargensnorf: After the horse comes to My name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

ghoulification: Its dust and blue flame Explode when it comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

[shadeedee]

*ADULT CONTENT IN THIS ONE*

Mr Benedict had finished tickling his brother when he felt a sudden urge. Pleasure. He pulled him close to him and began stroking his face. Curtain’s eyes widened. Mr Benedict took down his pants. “Nathaniel, i want you to finger me,” he said. Curtain raised an eyebrow. “You what?” he replied. Mr Benedict whimpered. “Please. I, i get these urges you see, and, i not only suffer from narcolepsy, but something else. This condition that makes me get these urges, that are quite embarrassing. The only way to relieve it is by, you know, touching myself. But i like it even more when someone else is doing it to me. So, can you please, finger my bottom?” he asked. Curtain stared at him for a minute, then he moved closer to him. “Alright Nicholas, i will do what you ask of me. Since you asked so nicely. I will have to wash my hands afterwards,” he said. “That’s fine. Just, please, do hurry. The urge is intensifying,” Mr Benedict said. Curtain locked the door making sure nobody intruded, then he sat back on the couch positioning himself close to his brother. He placed one of his fingers slowly into his brother’s behind. “Mmmmmm. Oh my,” Mr Benedict murmured. Curtain said nothing. He just focused. He put his finger in deeper, reaching his prostate. Mr Benedict chuckled with pleasure. Curtain began moving his finger in and out and got faster as he did so, bringing his brother closer to a burst of pleasure. “Ooooooooh,” oh my god,” mmmm,” Mr Benedict said. While his brother fingered him, Mr Benedict began rubbing his crotch up on a cushion and got faster each second. He was in heaven. Then, he was overcome with a burst of pleasure and wet his pants there on the couch, followed by an anal orgasm also. He squealed with delight like a child, and chuckled loudly. Curtain was taken aback by his brother’s sudden reaction. He went to the sink and cleaned his hands like he said he would. Mr Benedict lay on the couch, smiling. “Thank you Nathaniel,” thank you,” he said. Again, Curtain said nothing. Then, Mr Benedict turned over, fingered his own behind and put his finger in his mouth. “Mmm. Not bad. Not bad at all.” Curtain stiffened a laugh and left the room.

[citrus-feline]

Gem hardness to blood color scale cuz I have nothing better to do. Some hardness levels are spaced weirdly among the blood colors in order to spread out and account for all blood colors. those with scales for their hardness level are assigned the color which has less characters present and are marked with a question mark.

This does not include every character and it also includes characters who have not been introduced in the anime yet. There are some other characters I wanted to include, but they do not have known hardness levels so I wouldn’t know where to put them.

Rust (2 to 2.5) - Cinnabar

Bronze (3 to 3.5) - Antarcticite, Phosphophyllite

Gold (4 to 4.5) - Hemimorphite (?)

Olive (5 to 5.5) - Neptunite, Lapis Lazuli, Sphene, Obsidian

Jade (6 to 6.5) - Benitoite, Rutile

Teal (7) - Watermelon Tourmaline (?), Peridot, Amethyst, Jade

Blue (7.5) - Euclase, Goshenite, Morganite, Zircon, Red Beryl

Indigo (8 to 8.5) -  Alexandrite

Purple (9 to 9.5) - Padparadscha

Violet (10) - Diamond, Yellow Diamond, Bortz

Fuschia (?? / 10+) - Adamant

Hhhh this list took so long because there doesn’t seem to be a comprehensible list of all of the Gems sorted by hardness so I had to go to every separate wiki page for each character... If anyone is forgotten or their hardness is incorrect, please forgive me and let me know so I can edit it.

Edit: Adamant was added as Fuschia, Padparadscha was demoted to Purple, and the diamonds were demoted to Violet. This change was suggested by @thederangedsolicitor and honestly it makes me feel a lot better about this list! Adamant’s hardness is listed as both ?? and 10+ because it’s implied that his hardness is above that of the Mohs Scale but isn’t confirmed.

Edit #2: @parenyzia pointed out that I actually forgot to include Indigo....... So Alexandrite is an Indigo blood now. Sorry for forgetting something so important. I was really tired last night and absolutely wasn’t thinking about it lol. Also to clarify: there is no lime or red blood on this scale because adding mutations into this would make it more complicated than it needs to be. Perhaps Phos, after everything that happens to them, would begin mutations and their blood would turn lime / red, but that’s for later. This is just a skeleton graph to put my thoughts in the open. But that concept does raise some interesting thoughts which I will most likely make a separate post for entirely.

I actually really appreciate corrections and suggestions for this, so thank you guys for letting me know about everything you decide to tell me about!!! If I’m gonna start getting into a silly crossover like this, it’s a lot more fun having multiple people add their two cents, because alone I will make mistakes or format things in ways that makes it confusing.

[emeraldcreeper]

The significantly less mortifying but still mortifying ordeal of one nice comment

[rel-ish]

facing mental health hard listening to lmam easy