#mmmmmm bad content

[vase-of-lilies]

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Mmmmmm, how about mommy / mama feeling bad for falsely accusing us and making us cry so they(either of them) feel dejected until we make them cuddle with us because we thought they were still mad at us ?… please?

Assumptions

Pairing: Dark!Mommy!Wanda x Little!reader (f) x Dark!Mama!Nat

Warnings: MD/LG dynamics, Arguing, yelling, feeling bad, guilt, fighting, false accusations, depression, crying, breastfeeding, lactation, cuddles!! this is a dark AU so beware.

A/n: Thanks for sending this in! This is such a cute idea! This kind of hits home, because I have been blamed for MULTIPLE things by my awful step siblings when I was younger. But I’m glad this time it will be Wanda and Natty to comfort us 🥺 I hope it was ok to have just Nat be angry!

It was a series of unfortunate events. One thing lead to another, and soon you found yourself in front of a large mess in the living room of the cabin. You had woken up from your nap, only to find Wanda and Natasha doing work by themselves in separate rooms.

When you left your nursery, your toy lion — Leo — was held in your arms softly and you rubbed the tired from your eyes. A small yawn following. You froze mid step once you saw the disaster in the living room.

The couch cushions were no longer on the couch, the TV stand was slightly askew, the lamp shade was tilted, and what looked like piles upon piles of documents were strewn across the carpet. You didn’t know how to react, only staring at the mess in front of you.

Too caught up in your confusion, you don’t hear the footsteps of your Mama, Nat, behind you. A loud gasp left her mouth as she saw what you were staring at. From what it looked like to her, you had been going through important documents without their permission or knowledge. But that was far from the truth.

“Y/n! What on earth are you doing??��� Your mamas voice boomed behind you, startling you and causing your lion to drop from your hands. Nat paced the floor, looking at the papers and their contents.

“My god! Where did you find these?? These were locked!” She continues to shout, and the water works were turned on behind your eyes.

You looked up at Nat, small whimpers turning into cries of false guilt. “I- I- d-didn’ do an-anyfing!” You sobbed, but Natasha wouldn’t have that. She pressed her fingers on the bridge of her nose, her red braid flipping over her shoulder as she looks to you.

“Oh, you didn’t do anything? Really? You think I’m gonna believe a dumb little thing like you?” She shouted back at you, stepping closer to you. You step back in fear. “My keys are gone, and we haven’t heard your little dream sounds on the monitor either. And then I find you here??”

The things she was saying wasn’t like her. She was harsh, but when she knew you were in your little space, she was the most gentle giant you have ever been around besides Tony. But this time was different, because of one simple mistake.

Wanda hears the commotion from the bedroom and she looks over to the small baby monitor on the bedside table. She frowns as the screen blinks a low battery picture, and picks it up. She walks to the living room to find you pushing yourself against the wall while Natasha shouted at you.

Nat hasn’t calmed down yet, and Wanda knew that it could be devastating to your little self to see her like this. “Honey? Nat, baby, what’s going on?” She asked, gently placing her hand on her wife’s exposed shoulder.

Natasha’s head snaps to the source of the voice, and she steps away from your cowering body. “First she stole my keys to my filing cabinet, then she waited until we were busy to come out and read everything! Then she tries to deny it,” She explains. “I knew something was up when I didn’t hear anything from her room. Absolutely nothing.”

Wanda’s eyes widen, suddenly realizing why Nat couldn’t hear your little noises while you were asleep. She holds up the monitor and the blinking battery symbol mocks Natasha’s silence. “Batteries… they died,” Wanda says with a soft sigh.

She looks to the room and shakes her head. “While you and Pietro took her to the park this morning, Tony came by to see what info we had on HYDRAs plan to recapture Bucky. I guess he never cleaned up after himself.”

Immediately Natasha’s arms unfolded themselves and she silently pointed to your shivering and shaking form, facing away from them. She was in disbelief that Wanda never told her about this, and that she somehow was able to avoid the living room all together to even notice what Tony did.

Your Mommy bends down to not be so intimidating to you and takes your hands into hers. “Baby, can you look at mommy?” You don’t listen to her at first, Leo covering your face to hide you from any confrontation. “Tinyyyyyy… listen to me, please.” Wanda said. Hearing her voice turn from concern to demanding in an instant made you pull Leo from your face. “Such a good girl… how about we let Mama cool off, I think she needs some ice cream.”

Wanda looks up at Nat, giving a look telling her to take a walk to calm down. So, Nat holds up her hands in surrender and goes out the back door to the shed to work on her suit and gear.

In the mean time, Wanda gave you a bath, fed you, and read you a few stories. But when your Mama came in, she was in such a different mood. Even though she may have cooled off and the mess was gone, she stilled looked so angry and sad.

Was she still mad at you?

Days went by, and Nat had not even looked at you. Wanda was taking care of you on her own while Nat took care of herself for the time being.

It was a night like every other, but tonight, more tears fell down your face when you were in bed with Wanda, her lullaby lulling you to sleep.

Once you fell into a deep sleep, the next morning came like it did everyday. Bright, early, and loud. You cried for your mommy, hungry for breakfast and needing some love before the day started.

Wanda happily entered your nursery, smiling as she saw you sat up in bed with Leo your hands. She frowned at your expression, more tears on your cheeks and a sadness in your eyes she just couldn’t pinpoint.

Carefully, Wanda sits on your bed with you.

“Are you alright, little one? I don’t like seeing those tears,” she frowns, swiping her thumb across your cheek. You don’t answer her, only crawling into her arms and hiding your face in her neck. Wanda sighs and kisses your forehead, softly rubbing your back to comfort you.

“S’mama still mad a’me?” Your small voice quivers with worry as you ask, not understanding why Natasha was turning a cold shoulder to you.

Now that Wanda has pinpointed where these emotions were coming from, she says “Oh sweetheart, no, she’s not mad at you,” she pauses, tightening her arms around you. “She’s just a little confused, that’s all. Silly mommy forgot to talk to mama and tell her we had a visitor from Uncle Tony.”

Nodding in response, you sniffle softly. Your tummy rumbles and you look up to your mommy. Wanda smiles and gently sets you at the top of your bed again, scooting up to sit next to you. Again, she pulls you into her arms and lifts her shirt over her breast.

She hums softly as you latch onto her nipple, the milk from the pills she took flowing into your mouth. Your hands gently hold her breast, and you close your eyes.

After you’re full, you sit up and start to scoot off the bed. Wanda tilts her head and starts to follow you. “Where are you going, tiny?” She smiles, helping you off the bed when you whimper. Even though you can get off the bed perfectly fine, you still wanted your mommy’s help.

“Gonna go find mama and give da cuddles she need,” you say with determination. Wanda chuckles and takes your free hand.

“Here, I’ll help,” she says, following you as you gently pull her out of the room.

Natasha was at the kitchen table, reorganizing the files that Tony had been looking through and making sure that nothing was stolen. You were nervous to go see her, and Wanda could tell. But she gave you a gentle nudge when you looked up at her, your mama not yet noticing your presence.

You took a step forward, and softly tapped on Nat’s shoulder. The woman turns her head and looks up at you from her spot at the table. You looked at her, and then the papers, and back to her. With lots of bravery, you reach for her hand, holding it and pulling her up.

Nat looked to her wife with a confused expression, a small smile painting her lips too. She followed you as you pulled her to the couch, guiding her to sit. “Tiny, what are you doing, love?” A small chuckle leaving her mouth.

You ignore her question and move to Wanda, pulling her to sit next to Natasha. Now that both women were sat, you climbed onto their laps and settled you bum right between them. Your head lays on Nats chest, and your legs rests over Wanda lap.

“Don wan yous to be mad at me anymow,’” you whisper, tears causing small stains to appear on Nats grey tank top. Her face softens, and her arms wrap around your body, holding you against her.

“Sweet girl, mama’s not angry with you anymore, mama was just busy and hadn’t been able to spend time with you,” she explains, feeling guilty when she heard you sniffle. “I promise I’m not mad, ok sweetheart?”

You nod and look up at her, connecting your lips to hers in a soft kiss. Nat finally understood why you were having a hard time like Wanda told her. She was beating around the bush when she mentioned you weren’t doing well. You were just worried that your mama hated you, and that you were still in trouble for something you didn’t do.

“I’ll be sure to ask before I assume next time, ok?” You nod and smile up at her, kissing her cheek and nuzzling your nose into her neck. The three of you sat on the couch for quite a while, holding each other and reassuring you.

Nat knew she messed up, but she was so glad that you came to her and asked for forgiveness. But she knew better than to allow you to ask for forgiveness, as it was her that should be asking.

And you did forgive her, loving her just the same as every other day you were with them.

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Good Girl

This bad boy has been in the vault since Halloween y’all I am so sorry😅😅😅😅😅

WARNING: MATURE AS A MF!!! I HAD TO ACTUALLY PUT A CONTENT LABEL ON THIS SO GET THE BABIES OUT THE ROOM AND IF YOU A BABY YASELF, GET THE FUCK ON!!! MATTER FACT, HOE WHY IS YOU HERE?!?!?!?!

Megan

Walking around the crib in one of my tour pieces, I texted aimlessly with my assistant and manager while we got the final details together for the upcoming tour. Watching his name flash across my screen, my stomach tightened before I hurriedly answered. “Hello?” Hearing silence on the other side, I bit my lip in nervousness. “Hello?” “What did I tell you before? How do you greet me, baby girl?” His deep voice gritted as my lower half quaked. “I’m so sorry I forgot. Hello, Daddy? How may I service you?” “Good fucking girl. What are you doing and what do you have on right now?” “I’m at the house in one of my tour outfits.” “Let Daddy see.” He groaned as I blushed already knowing that he was likely pleasuring himself. Taking a few mirror flicks, I quickly sent the images as I heard his phone buzz followed by his praises. “So fucking sexy, baby girl. Daddy’s little slut looks so good and fuckable right now.” He moaned as my heartbeat traveled to my pearl. “I’m on the way. Go grab some ice and you better not keep me waiting.” He gritted before the dial tone hit signaling he’d left the call. Running around like a bat out of hell, I tidied up the house and prepared for his arrival because one thing Daddy hates is a mess he didn’t make.

Finishing up in the nick of time, I heard the chime of the doorbell before sashaying smoothly to the door and opening it. “Just the way I like, baby girl.” He smiled shining his bottom grill as a pool formed in between my thighs. Trevante was a woman’s wildest dreams; wealthy, a good career with acting, and fine as all hell. We been on our sneaky link shit for a couple years now to protect our privacy, but best believe that’s all mine. “Hi, Daddy.” I cooed allowing him in as he walked around me not taking his eyes off my curves. Motioning me forward with his finger, I quickly locked the door before gliding in front of him eagerly. “Gimme a kiss, baby.” Moving toward him, he gripped my waist strongly as our lips sealed with lust. Wrapping his left arm around my waist, he used his other hand to roughly smack and squeeze my ass as I moaned in his mouth. “Such a good fucking girl. Go get that ice, love.”

Walking into the kitchen to retrieve the bowl of ice, I gasped feeling the cool air hit my backside as he ripped the mesh of my bottoms open. “Tre-“ “Shut the fuck up. Imma buy you a new one.” He seethed bending me over the frigid countertop before using the pads of his thumbs to spread my lips as I moaned. “So slick and moist like the good little slut I trained you to be.” Rubbing my clit, my breath got caught in my throat as I tried to stay still. “Daddy?” I breathed out as he continued his arousal against me. “Yes, baby girl?” “May I please feel your tongue on me?” “Mmmmmm. Permission granted.”

Smacking my ass one more time, he took his time and licked slowly from my lips all the way up to my ass. “So fucking tasty, my little slut.” “Yessss, Daddy.” Squirming in place, he sent a round of hard rough smacks to my ass cheek. “Stay the fuck still.” “Yes!” “Yes what?” “Yes, sir!” “Mmm, good girl.” Slurping and sucking, I gasped feeling two of his thick fingers penetrate my center as I instinctively tightened around him. “Damnnnnn, baby, just like that. Exactly like that. You taking my fingers so good. Pass me the ice.” Gripping one of the slippery blocks in my hand, I handed it to him before moaning louder as his fingers worked faster to make me cum. Feeling the cold, wet ice sliding into me, I shuttered grabbing his wrist out of instinct. “Move yo fucking hand and take that ice like you supposed to, girl.” He gritted holding onto my hands as he started tongue fucking me with the ice now in my pearl. “Daddyyyyy.” “You ready for another?” Nodding, I once again grabbed more ice passing it to him as he continued the joyous exploration of my body.

Feeling my orgasm creeping up like a thief in the night, I rhythmically threw it back to meet his tongue. “Mmmm, that’s a good girl. You bout to cum on Daddy’s tongue?” “Yessss, Daddy, please let me cum on it!” I begged grinding my hips faster as it got closer and closer. “Mmmm, not just yet.” He declined removing his mouth and stopping his motions. “I don’t think you’ve earned it just yet.” Taking his fingers out with an audible squelch, I whimpered looking back at him with a frown. “C’mon upstairs, princess. We bout to go earn it.” He husked sticking his fingers in his mouth and sucking off my essence as my pussy fluttered. “Yes, Daddy.”

Trevante

Eyeing her wonderful body, I bit my lip as I reached for her hands pulling her into me. Giving her a deep and sloppy kiss, I kneaded the cushions of her ass as she moaned and ran her nails through my scalp. Smacking her left cheek and feeling it reverberate in my palm, she gasped biting my bottom lip as I chuckled. Pulling away, I watched her doe-like expression before kissing her forehead. “Assume the position, princess.” Nodding, she turned around to let me tie her wrists before kneeling to the floor as I towered her. Dropping my pants and underwear to my floor, I watched her hungrily eye my piece as it swung freely. Leaning forward to greet it, I calmly gripped her chin and brought her eyes back up to mine. “Not so fast, baby, what did we talk about?” Smiling, she nodded gently. “May I pleasure you, Daddy?” Nodding with a smirk, I released my hold and watched in lust as she placed soft licks and kisses on my manhood before finally taking me into her mouth.

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“Yeeesssss, Daddy! Oh fuck!” She cried out as I dug through her treasure holding her against the bedroom wall. “You like that shit?” “Fuck yes! Oh my god right there!!!” She moaned clawing up my back as I spread her body wider for me. “You cumming all down my shit, girl. Just like the good little slut you are.” I grunted as our sweaty bodies collided in utter ecstasy. No matter how long we been going I’ll never get used to how good her body feels contorting against mine. How peaceful it feels when her walls swallow me up when she cumming. That shit pure magic forreal.

“Right there!” She gasped as her pupils rolled back in her head. Gently tapping her chin, I brought her out of her trance as I dug deeper and moaned. “Not so fast, eyes on me princess. I want you to watch me come undone for you.” I panted staring deeply into her soul while delivering powerful strokes. “Daddy, I can’t.” She pleaded trying to close her eyes. “Yes you can, baby! You can do anything you put your mind to. Put your mind to this. Look at how good you making a nigga feel. You got it, baby, come on we almost there. Fuck, we so close.” Nodding, she clutched around my shaft confirming what I already knew as her orgasm on the horizon. “Fuck, just like that mama. You so sticky and sweet just how I fucking like. I could get lost in this shit, bae. I love you so much!” I moaned uttering those three words for the first time but I couldn’t help it. I was in love with this woman and with the way she was gripping me, I didn’t care who knew it. “I love you too, baby. Fuck I love you too.” She pleaded meeting my thrusts seductively as I rolled my eyes in ecstasy. “Nah, remember what you said. Eyes on me, Daddy. Look at me while I cum.” She requested touching my lip.

Reaching for the back of my head, she locked our foreheads together and we indulged in a staring match as we neared our peak. Feeling a fierce competition happening as my powerful strokes became more aggressive and ragged, her body seized around me in defeat as she released her sweet juices coating me, her, and the smooth floor. “Just like that, baby. You did so fucking good, princess, so mothafucking good.” I groaned in appreciation as my salty victory followed suit filling her deeply. Pulling me into a needy kiss as I continued filling her up, she ran her claws down my back making me moan at the tickling sting of her scratches. Leaning away with my lip between her teeth, she stared at me. “So you love me, huh?” “Something like that.” “Mmmm, show me how much. After you call my designer and replace my performance outfit. Yea, nigga, I ain’t forget. Now put me the fuck down. Done lost yo damn mind ripping my outfit up!” She ranted countrily as I shook my head and smiled. That’s my good girl…

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THOUGHTS ON EPISODE 8??? SO MUCH FISKMATT/FISKDEVIL CONTENT I WAS SHAKING!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Yeah, itwasgood. Hhhhnnnnnn. Also, hello new friend? 👀💕 And thank you for asking.

You KNOW I want to talk about THAT ENDING. But I'll say my thoughts in order so I don't miss anything. Haha.

The Invitation

I know people have been like "Ohhh, when Fisk finds out his therapist is Matt's girlfriend!" Hah, baby girl, he knew the whole time. I'm so unwell over how obsessed Fisk is with Matt, how they mutually cannot let each other go. He knows who Matt's dating. He knows where Matt lives. He knows Heather stays over. He knew Heather was there that morning.

Fisk and Matt are so creepy for each other. Never change.

Buck: "Morning, Mr. Murdock."

Why does just THAT excite me?! The entire exchange makes me wonder if Buck also knows Matt is Daredevil. If not, he's gotta be like, "Okay, Mr. Fisk has given me homework to know all about this random blind lawyer. Know him I shall. It's cold out. When do I get to stop sleeping in my car across the street from Murdock's apartment?"

Buck: "The mayor wanted me to deliver this to you personally. Along with his deepest admiration for your strength and courage in facing that madman, Muse. 'She is a municipal treasure.'"

I think that's a nice, taunting touch to have Buck pass on this sentiment because Fisk knew Matt would be there and knew he would hear it. "Yes, Matthew, I know you were also there being a brave little boy, but you broke our agreement and I know you did."

Matt: "Hold on a second. How did you or Mayor Fisk know she was staying here?"

Already mentioned Fisk is a creepy Matt Murdock stalker. But I do want to point to him saying 'Mayor Fisk.' It doesn't seem like something Matt would do, show him respect and use the proper title. Might have been because he was speaking to an audience that would expect it, but... eh. Also feels like Matt surrendering to the reality that Fisk won the election and is mayor. Which is actually a very different take to the comics where he's certain for so long that it was fraud.

[Daredevil (2015) #595]

Writing for Heather in this whole scene is bad, but there's something in her siding with Fisk over Matt. It makes Matt seem like a crazy person. Like he's irrational when everyone else is on the same page.

Matt: "Besides, I wasn't invited."

+guest I know making Matt a plus one is supposed to be a little dig at him, somehow pretending he isn't important despite, ya know, all the stalking. But I can't help thinking about Fisk sending him a personal invitation. Mmmmmm. Of course, making him a plus one is like saying, "I didn't even invite you, but you can't help yourself, can you? You had to come."

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The Gala

Okay, I am... disappointed they didn't get a proper, private conversation between them. I feel a little robbed. Not just because it's something I want but also because the narrative needs it. They HAVE to have a discussion. (Please, oh episode 1x09, have Fisk come to Matt in the hospital.) I get tptb said they're limiting their interaction so it feels "explosive" when they are together (haha firearms), but no, they actually need to speak.

I do like Matt rushing in, bumping into so many people, in this desperate need to find Fisk. Listening to the room for him. They do this brief shot implying Vanessa sees Matt first. And idk there's a subtle Mona Lisa smile, like she's excited Matt showed. You know she expected him as much as Fisk. The way she asked Heather if she was alone and all. (Fisk/Vanessa playing cat-and-mouse with Matt is something so important to me actually.)

And then Matt FINDS FISK! And Fisk SEES HIM! A straight tether of sight and sound connecting them across the great room. Matt does a nod to the side, indicating they take it elsewhere and have a private conversation. And then........ friggin Heather! I feel so c*ckblocked in this Chili's tonight. The way they take us to this climactic edge and then drop it, the teases. Matt turns to Heather. Fisk turns to his guests.

Not that Matt even pays attention to Heather. Fellas, is it gay if you're at an event with a gorgeous woman and all you care about is stalking another man across the room? Ladies, you will always come second to Wilson Fisk. I'm sorry. ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Matt to Heather: "I don't expect you to understand, but I need you to know, he sought you out to get to me."

While I know this is potentially true and the timeline does work, I also love that Matt has no idea of how long it's been going on. He is elevating his own worth to Fisk. Has been the whole episode. And while it is true that Fisk is obsessed with him, I think Matt also wants it to be true. I think I could ramble on and on and still not find the words. But the way BA has framed Matt's life, he lost all other important relationships to him, Foggy and Karen, all minor DD characters (except very minor Josie). Even though he hates Fisk, the strength in that relationship is the greatest thing Matt has left to cling to. It ties him to a past he longs for and prefers. One where he felt needed. (As even his legal life becomes increasingly meaningless.) I think the result of the overhaul from the original vision for BA made this a little abrupt (they might otherwise have built to it slower), but Matt very suddenly needs Fisk back in his life. He becomes acutely obsessed after barely acknowledging him since 1x01. He feels useless as Matt Murdock, attorney, but felt good as Daredevil, and Daredevil needs Kingpin. There is, of course, his sudden belief Fisk was responsible for Foggy's death, but he was spiraling even before that revelation.

Anyway! I love Matt like "Nah, I wanna make a scene today." And starts charging towards Fisk again to confront him. (And again, we get a shot of Vanessa all 👀) I like Cole starting to step in, and Fisk is

He wants it as bad as Matt. And AGAIN they edge us and drop us! I actually wonder if this one was Vanessa running interference. The way she's suddenly at Fisk's side pulling him away for a dance. Fisk and Matt would have been banging in a coat closet if these women let them. Banging their fists of course. Why, what did you think?

And Matt is STILL like... "Nah, I'm dancing over there." Fellas, is it gay to use a woman as a prop to get closer to another man?

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Just Us Whispers

Fisk: "What were you looking for, Devil?"

(Calling him "Devil," hehe~)

I loved Fisk speaking during his dance in a somewhat hushed tone, knowing Matt can still hear and taunting him a little. That was so goooooooood. Like them having a secret in a room of 500 people. (✪ヮ✪)

Unfortunately, I also have to admit that including it feels like an oversight from writing. Yes, Fisk knows Matt is blind with something else giving him an advantage. To my knowledge, it was never established for his character that the "something" was the heightening of Matt's four other senses. (I say "to my knowledge" but I be knowin.) Fisk's lack of understanding what allows Matt to be Daredevil is a great little frustration I've enjoyed between them. I think about the beginning of episode 3x05, as he's watching the prison footage of Matt jumping around, Donovan reminding him Matt was blinded at 9, and he's soooo frustrated to not know how it's possible. And he never gets that answer. When Fisk is a character obsessed with knowing everything, it's been a great little tease Matt unknowingly had over him. (I know I've written in fics a couple times where Fisk is like, "Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me…" xD)

So I think Fisk whispering to Matt is going to be something I continue to freak out over and call beloved, but I don't know if I accept it as my canon. Because I have a better one. Where it's been years and he still doesn't know. LOL!

I do like Vanessa all, "I have something to tell you," and Fisk won't let her talk there. He knows Matt would hear.

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Rise My OT3

ALL FOR ME!

As a Fisk/Vanessa/Matt OT3 shipper, knowing the three of them (and Heather) were at a dance was killing me! While I think Fisk and Matt dancing together would have been funny and also the most deliciously tense thing (excuse me, Matt admits he doesn't lead when dancing???), I'm also a realist and knew that was never going to happen. Hahaha.

But I was equally excited at the possibility of Matt/Vanessa dancing. I don't know if I mentioned it on my blog anywhere, but leading up to this episode, I was absolutely biting the furniture over the idea it could happen. AND LO! 🙌 I wanted Matt and Vanessa to dance, and I wanted them to have a conversation. And I got it, babeh! Sometimes, I get nice things!!!

(I also would have accepted Vanessa/Heather dancing, but my true silent obsession is Vanessa/Elektra.)

Oh, and btw, we're just not going to talk about Vanessa wearing Daredevil's color? Really??? There's more gay symbolism than ya girl can shake a stick at.

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Your Boyfriend

Fisk: "Your boyfriend seems a little... overly exercised this evening." Heather: "At first, I was pissed off, but now, I'm worried. This isn't like him." Fisk: "You know, it's been said that keeping secrets can make us sick."

Fisk talks about Matt, so I want to give this moment a quick shout-out.

I am simultaneously reminded of S1 Fisk saying he would never lie to Vanessa (+S3 Fisk saying he would have no secrets from Vanessa +beginning of this episode where he reestablishes no secrets) and Fisk's words to Dex about Julie in S3: "If it were honest and true, no one could have destroyed it." (Even though that relationship was not romantic. Fisk possibly thought it was at the time.)

It feels one part Fisk mocking the relationship, that Matt/Heather isn't real because it's shallow, superficial, and dishonest. Nothing like what he has with Vanessa. Other part is him sticking his finger into this divide to tear it further. I'm reminded of the first Typhoid Mary arc in the comics where Fisk hires her to break Matt's heart.

I saw someone theorize that Heather could be Mary based on the curly hair, and while I'm not in love with the idea, it's an interesting concept to remember. (Not only should Mary exist in her own right, but doctor to manic woman would feel like a Harley Quinn ripoff. No, I want to start fresh with Mary, even separating from the Iron Fist version.) I know S3 did "Born Again" the comic arc, so I guess chronologically, by the comic timeline, a good next step would be Fisk hurting Matt by breaking his heart. I'd like to see something so deliberate but probably won't.

(I have no legitimate reason to include these panels. I just like reminding people they exist. 😈)

[Daredevil (1964) #261]

Fisk: "Have you ever wondered why Mr. Murdock has a thing for vigilantes, Doctor?"

In the meantime, the idea of Fisk taking another relationship away from Matt, until he is the only person in Matt's life, mwah~! The fact he was seemingly seconds away from either revealing Matt's identity or leading Heather to the idea on her own is good. It's goooood.

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Bang Bang

And OF COURSE!!!

Does this count as holding hands?

Hnnnngghhhh! The spoilers teasing me that this moment might exist did not make it ANY LESS amazing!

Look at the spotlight on them. 😍 Lowkey art?

I 👏 am 👏 DYING 👏 inside! 👏

I like the way Fisk instinctively just... caught Matt in his arms before the shot even hit. He hasn't had the time to process the sound of the gunshot yet. For all he knows, Matt was doing a surprise trust fall. lol!

Fisk/Matt but it's this meme I guess?

Ahem, anyway...

Watching with my family, they were so confused. "WHY would Matt take a bullet for Fisk?!" And I have trouble explaining it to people who aren't down bad for this ship or at least their overall relationship. For their sake, I tried to say, "Oh, maybe he was protecting Heather." But when they played it back, no, Heather was not in the line of fire. The truth is undeniable.

This was Matt. risking his own life. saving Fisk.

I hesitate to say too much and get myself too excited. Soon as I do, 1x09 will come up and contradict everything I want to say. But screw it.

Does anyone remember the museum scene in Hannibal where Will says, "We're conjoined. I'm curious whether either of us can survive separation." Okay, keep remembering.

First, I gesture to what I said above, about Fisk being the last real relationship Matt has in his life. Second, I want to mention how Vincent and Charlie have repeatedly said that Fisk and Matt are "inseparable" and "need each other to exist." (I have a post here where I uploaded the audio of one such interview.) Matt knew where the gun was pointed. He knew where the bullet was going to land. He knew if he did nothing, Fisk would die.

I think a lot of DD fans will reach for the surface level explanation that Matt doesn't want anyone to die. (After all, we can look at the S3 finale and see how much Matt defended Fisk and Vanessa, even though he wanted to kill Fisk himself.)

But nah. Just this once, I think I, the crazy person, have the more accurate interpretation. I will obviously factor in that Matt had no time to think rationally. But that's the point, in a way. An immediate response is an honest response. He didn't weigh a life where he did nothing versus a reality where he did something. He didn't stop to consider another option. All he had time to think was, "Fisk is going to die. I can stop Fisk from dying."

So now I cash in on how I feel and how Vincent/Charlie have spoken. When Matt has nothing else in his life to give him meaning, Fisk IS his reason to exist. He needs Fisk and needs him alive. Matt undeniably does not want to be in a world where Fisk is dead and he loses that last person, his one link to a better past, the one person who gives him purpose. It's so toxic and codependent.

GAAAAH! Words can't do my thoughts justice! I just want to SCREAM, but that wouldn't get it across either!!!

Just listen when I say Matt has no idea Foggy is totally alive and in WitSec. He doesn't know Karen is coming back. In his mind it's just THIS! Only more of this. There's only Fisk. And if he lost that too, I don't doubt he would slip into a powerful depression. He is poised to give up on his law practice. He could potentially throw himself into being Daredevil (once the anti-vigilante mayor is gone), but it still wouldn't be enough. It'd be hollow gestures because there's no one left.

He needs Fisk so much. Enough to risk dying himself. Because maybe in that split second, maybe not, he thought a life without even Fisk wasn't worth it. So he risked it all to save that one thing.

PLEASE TELL ME if I even sort of explained what's in my head. OTL

ngl, I do think it's funny that I kinda REALLY got my wish list I was rambling about in this one post. (Kinda spoilery for S2, kinda not anymore. Maybe don't click. I give highlight here.)

My power to manifest, it is so strong. I will use this for evil. o_o

I mean YEAH! I guess they really got my number. 🤣 I didn't foresee Fisk catching Matt but dropping him that last foot, but okay. lol. We'll call it the middleground of my fantasy versus realistic predictions.

Admittedly, Fisk is also in shock. He and Vanessa still appear to be in shock in the next episode, judging by the shot from the trailer.

Oh, I just noticed he's taken off his jacket, waistcoat, and tie here. Nice. That means Matt's blood must have really soaked through. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. In that case, they should have made him hold Matt longer. LONGER, I SAY!

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I would love to see Matt have a moment of dread where he confronts what made him save Fisk's life, but there's no way we're getting it. The man has no emotional introspection. Even if they tried to include something, I don't think they could make the audience understand in our limited time left. I'm curious what they'll have him say, if anything.

On the flipside, I would like just a moment where Fisk is unsure whether Matt is alive or dead. Look at aaaaaaaall I said above and realize that even though Fisk has Vanessa and is on top of the world, Vincent/Charlie say the feeling is mutual. Fisk can't suffer a world without Matt any more than Matt can suffer without him. Please just give me some brief show of relief when he's told Matt's alive. (Even though it seems he will be sending the task force to Matt's apartment. Reasons unknown.) But also someone write an AU fic where Matt dies and Fisk has to live with it! Not only suffering in the loss of a person who gives him meaning but never understanding why Matt did it! I'll write it myself if I have to!!!

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Okay, I think I've gone on long enough. But you asked, so I answered. My feelings for this episode were never going to be brief. I've been bottling up my FiskMatt feelings since their last interaction in the premiere. 😂😐

No, but really, thank you for asking. I was undoubtedly going to say all this anyway, but I like someone asking. Makes me feel there's interest in what I have to say, which is a very validating feeling for this very niche ship. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

[bonkers-behavior]

Would you do anything with how Gwen was both the protagonist and antagonist of the story mode of ‘Marvel Duel’ — and how her swords in that game could make the Sparkly Magic Circle portals? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl2rwo_1v8c

‘GwenPool’s Adventure’ was what the main story mode was called — for the final boss against Dark Gwen, the main arena was also her hand, as she was a giant above them all, paradoxically fighting Gwen and company on her own hand.

mmmmmm, probably not? I’ve never played the game, so I wouldn’t want to make content about it. Just not much of a gamer honestly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Although, the setup for that boss fight sounds INSANE I can’t find any pictures of it but I wanna see so bad, THAT is how you design a gwenpool boss fight. Also, I think the sword portal thing is a stand in for her gutterspace, since that’s how other characters see her when she does it

Like that, the sword sounds like she’s cutting through the fabric of reality and hopping through

Also is Gwen the protagonist and antagonist? Or is it Gwen and Dark Gwen /genq

[liam-neesons-best-girl]

Slow {Qui-Gon Jinn x Reader]

warnings: NSFW, fat!reader, f!reader, 18+, f!receiving, innocent!reader, drabble, poorly written lol

Part 2 for Self-Care (or it can be a stand-alone fic)

This is what he looked like, post shower, once he has laid you on the bed, naked. The beads of water dripping from his hair land on your breasts and stomach as he looks down at you adoringly.

"Let me take care of you, starlight," he coos, grazing his hands over your hips to persuade you.

"I- I don't know Qui," you say hesitantly, not sure of what to expect since you were still a virgin and only have kissed Qui-Gon up to that point. You knew he would take the best care of you, gently talking you through it, but you were still worried of how sensitive the experience would feel. "What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to kiss you, at first. Then there will be some sucking, like I do to your breasts, remember how much you like that?" he asks, trying to be soft and reassuring.

"I do like that," you say sheepishly. "But I'm so sensitive," you say worried it will be a bad experience for the both of you.

"I'll go as slow as you'd like. I want you to take hold of my hair, alright. I promise you can't hurt me," he says to put you at ease as he lowers himself to be inline with your weeping core.

You hope he thinks you are just wet from the shower, but he can see the way you were pushing your thighs together that you were secretly excited and ready for him. Your smell was intoxicating to him, already half hard and he hasn't even tasted you yet. His large nose will bury between where your thigh meets your pelvic bone and inhale sharply.

You shiver with anticipation, getting more wet by the minute because of how eager your man is to please you.

To get into position he hooks his arms under your thighs so his large callused hands can come back around and rest on your lower stomach. He plans on squeezing the soft flesh as he makes you a moaning mess.

He wants to just look at you for a while. Your cunt puffy and dripping, desperate for any stimulation. He starts with small kitten licks to gauge your comfort level.

Qui-Gon is thrilled to hear you mewl and have your fingers find his scalp. This encourages him to be a bit more bold, slowly making out with your pussy.

The sounds of your slick and his saliva smacking together was deliciously dirty. When you would occasionally tug at his hair he would groan in appreciation, vibrations making you whimper.

His tongue expertly dove deeper into your gummy walls. As your squirming became more erratic he knew you were approaching your climax. He shifted his attention to your clit, sucking, swirling, kissing and lapping at the bud to make sure you could ride through your high.

His hands snaked their way higher to your breasts, softly rubbing them to give you the utmost pleasure possible.

"UUghhgh, Qui! I think m'gunna cum," you slur out, eyes rolled to the back of your head and back arched to the heavens.

"Let go starlight, give yourself to me," he pants out, pupils blown and hot air fanning over your cunt as he regains his breath.

His tongue travels deep between your silky folds, pussy juices covering his lips, chin and nose. The way the tip of his nose hit your clit while his tongue did figure-eights made you see stars.

As your body slows from its convulsing Qui-Gon emerges from between your legs and floats his way up to your face.

"Are you alright," he asks, searching your face for fear, embarrassment or content.

Your eyes are still closed, arms thrown above your head in bliss, hair messy from squirming. You couldn't be anymore sexy.

"Mmmmmm," was all you could get out, in such a state of ecstasy nothing could bring you down. You lean to face Qui-Gon with a toothy grin and wrap your arms around his neck and one leg over his hip.

You smush your faces together for a deep kiss, able to taste the remnants of yourself on his tongue as it fought for dominance against your own.

[olldtimerbuckley]

hii so im a newer joellie ish shipper. (imma be fr im a joel self shipper that man is MINE) (kidding) (or am i)

anyway, i really have enjoyed the first two chapters of good intentions and literally everything else you’ve posted! you’ve got a real knack for writing. im glad i got past my previous anxieties about proshipping being an indicator of my own morality because otherwise i never would’ve found your writing, which is just delectable.

(this is getting long im sorry 💀)

i saw your post about the religious boarding school au and mmm m m m mmmmmm. okay so i went to one of those actually. (not a religious one, but a boarding school, and i grew up going to catholic school so consider the two meshed) and man the idea is already making me excited to see what you may whip up…

depending on the sort of religious trauma ellie would be imbued with/your vision, consider: joel, doing inspections of the dorms only to find ellies vibrator out (which she left out intentionally!!!). him being the kind little poser priest he is and letting her keep it on the condition she get off in front of him. . . Just thinking. you know. as one does.

First off, welcome aboard!!! 🫡 How silly is it that I have the opposite shipping problem? Every time I've attempted to read Joel/Reader or Joel/OC, I just can't. That is 100% Ellie's man to me, she owns his fine ass and she will fight you for him. (And win, sorry not sorry)

Secondly, I wish I could give you a hug because, believe it or not, I too struggled with tying pro-shipping to my own morality. I'd never had an issue with reading darker themes/DDDE or other people writing it, but at first the idea of writing it myself made me oddly anxious(more so than usual, which trust me is A LOT). In fact, I only started writing Joellie to "get the bad thoughts out". Lol I am sooo glad I got the fuck over it and now relish in rolling around in the sin bin and writing character-driven underage filth to my heart's content. 😌❤️

Thirdly, HOW DARE YOU PUT SUCH AN AMAZING SCENE IN MY HEAD!!! Kidding, kidding. My brain has been spinning out with ideas for the Catholic school au, and I already have a title in mind and the first chapter mapped out in my head, and this suggestion is just adding fuel to the out of control fire. If only I had the time right now to ACTUALLY write it 😪 Don't worry, I'll get there eventually...I just need to ruminate on a story for an unreasonable amount of time before writing it and even MORE time building myself up to posting it. But rest assured that when I do and this scene makes it in, I'll be dedicating the idea to you, brilliant anon 🖤🖤🖤

(also thank you for all the kind words about my writing, you're too sweet and I'm trying to get better at accepting compliments)

[stretched-out-twink]

Jily is a perfect couple for periodic drama. This two would absolutely demolish regency era fantasy Bridgeton inspired fan fiction (have u seen queen charlotte story???? It’s so them i wanna bite my arm off). they are so jane austen coded. the one sided pinning from a girlflop of a man that is rich (maybe even royalty) and a girlboss from a not-so-well doing family? The drama is immaculate! And everybody thinking that lily is having an affair with her tall sad wet noodle best fried but jokes on you he prefers the disgustingly rich best friend of a prince? Mmmmmm tasty. And add to that a little spice of Marlene pretending to be lord m so they can’t take her fortune away and Dorcas being the equivalent of a gossip girl trying to solve “lord M’s” secret. And everybody is so dramatic and crazy in love yes perfection

And I would write it but some of y’all treat content creators in this fandom so bad it’s scary 👹

[flower-of-the-desert]

I finished vol 2 of spl/stars of chaos and I'm about to vibrate out of my skin with all the emotions inside me. Chang Geng is soooo SO down bad and the way Gu Yun is slowly being showered with all the affection Chang Geng has been bottling up all this time makes me so excited for the further development of their relationship.

Also really loved seeing Gu Yun interacting with his soldiers and how loyal and brave they are. Extremely funny to me that the pope is the villain here lmao.

What I really hope to see in the next volumes is more pov from Gu Yun and how his feelings start to change for Chang Geng. Also protective/possessive Gu Yun?? PLEASE! I need the Marquis of Order going on a little murder spree or something if the enemies hurt Chang Geng 🙏 And REALLY looking forward to the scene where Gu Yun finds out the truth about Chang Geng's condition.

I'm so glad I got over my fear and decided to start this story. Priest's writing is really my cup of tea and the types of characters/relationships she writes are just mmmmmm delicious [looks at my wenzhou shrine in content]

[frostynovaprime]

Mmmmmm post sleep Tennocon Rambles under the cut

Ofc because I just started vet school last week (yay) I couldn’t attend in person. Really sad I couldn’t attend because I’ve always loved it when I went to the 2017 and 2018 events. Had to watch the stream, but it look like from pictures everyone had tons of fun and I’m glad it was a success. Next year, please let it be closer to the middle of the summer akdjejak

Art panel, the highlight for me as always as an artist myself. Really cool to see all the concept works from way back in Dark Sector. I’m so sad the art book was so expensive and sold out so fast, but I hope this means they can be inspired to do a reprint in the future (maybe when food expenses arent draining my bank like a whirlpool….) The new upcoming concepts I can’t say I’m a fan of all too much. Grendel is my most hated frame but the boar is a cool inpiration for him. I personally think the game is very oversaturated with Liger concepts, so as per most Liger deluxes Sevagoth wasn’t my cup of tea. They designed the frame, why not have someone else take a shot as his deluxe? I didn’t catch who designed Yareli’s bu that one was interesting.

And….. the Heirloom skins collection. They’re pretty. I though Mag’s was for Nova and got too excited for a bit. And as a Frost main I’m always glad for more content containing him, hell I squint at his skin because it has a few elements that are strikingly similar to my Deluxe concept for him back in 2021. But. The price. I want to buy it, but this entire collection pitch is exactly what Digital Extremes has vow to not do in all 10 years with their fair free to play model, and this sets a very bad precedent if it were to continue. $90 USD is too high of a price for a pack of skins marketed as being in celebration of 10 years, inflated artificially with the Regal Aya. A pack of 6 (with an extra bonus, making 7 total and 400 platinum) is $40 which means everything in the second tier pack is only $30. The same price as the low tier. The only new thing the skins intoduce are the Signas, which are cool, but I gesture to Kaithe coronets. The skins have no new visual effects for abilities, no new animations, not even new idles like recent Deluxe skins have. Rebecca used the word “prestigious” for describing the pack. And I beg her to NEVER use that word again for cosmetics. Prestigious content is a very slippery slope. Take the Prestige skins from League. Because of those skins Riot is now thinking they can make a variant recolor of a very old Jhin legendary and mark the price up to $200. Warframe doesn’t need that. Not to mention the FOMO. The Heirloom pack is gone at the end of the year. Even past Prime Access comes back in Resurgence after a few years. Nightwave brings back old items from past story events. The only thing that has never returned was the Founders Packs, for a good reason. The Heirloom collection feels like a rehash of the Founders marketing in the present state of them game where it’s most likely not trying to stay afloat. FOMO has never existed in Warframe, and it shouldn’t be added now.

Don’t even get me started on that 10 year Accolade in the packs. Accolades have usually been for people who made a notable contribution to the game. Founders, Closed Beta testers, Creators. All of them have some sort of impact on the game be it keeping it afloat in the starting year or contributing to the Community. Now a shiny sticker can be added to any account for as low as $30. I’ve been playing the game for 8 years. I’m not a ‘10 year supporter’ yet. The wording itself insinuates that to supoort the game for a decade, you need to pay. That Accolade should have been something added automatically when your account turns 10 years old.

Overall I’m extremely disappointed bu the Heirloom marketing as it stands. Will I buy it down the road? Chances are high when I’m not bleeding for food with school going on, which is at the very end of the year right before it goes away cause I also give into FOMO. DE has adjusted their strategies before, and I hope they do so now. But this has already set a bad first impressions for any future Heirloom content.

Anyway, rant over on that. Sound panel was cool. Always cool to hear how specific sounds are made like Kullervo. The Heirloom debacle kinda soured my mood for a bit, so I focused more on studying my classes and then went shopping with my roommates.

Came back a little late to TennoLive, probably halfways thru the Soulframe demo. From what I saw I really like the whole concept and thematic. The little turtle guy is so cute. Excited to see more of its development and eventually play it.

The Warframe aspect I had more range of feelings. Whispers in the Wall looks really cool and I’m excited for exploring what the fuck Albrecht is doing. I love how its expanding Deimos more, instead of adding another island and button to navigation. It feels like it’ll require the New War to access, since its all based around the aesthetic of the Man in the Wall seen at the very end of the quest. I’m very interest in the human Loid (best design from Liger since Nezha Empyrean imo). I hope he gives more insight into the attitudes of the Orokin since he is 99% likely from before the Old War.

And… Warframe 1999. I got sucked into Warframe because of it’s unique spin on fantasy sci-fi. And throughout the 8 years I’ve played it’s stuck to its aethetic formula to a T. Seeing CRT monitors and Nokias along with Entrati designs, the modern sci-fi elements and callbacks to Dark Sector makes it feel out of place. Blasphemous almost. But, I’ve had this feeling before with Duviri. I had reservations as to whether Duviri would break the Warframe Universe as we knew it. But DE made the Paradox make sense, and the aethetic language of the world fits perfectly into the formula. I absolutely love Duviri. I need to see more and play 1999 in order to feel how it connects to the Origin System and Duviri as a whole, be it the very distant past (and being born in 99 myself makes me…. Haaaaa) or a parallel universe connected by Void Fuckery(tm). But seeing how Duviri played out I have no real doubts DE won’t pull it off again.

[piss-love-and-understanding]

while i am not a stone top per se, i am very particular about how i am touched. here is the rundown. (content warnings for sibling abuse and peer abuse, though no CSA or anything terribly violent, and an allusion to partner abuse, because i get into the reasons for the bad ones)

places you may not touch me, ever:

ARMPITS. my most ticklish area, which was ruthlessly exploited by my brother when we were kids. now if you touch me there at all--i will not laugh. you will activate my fight response, and i will not be in full control of what my body does. i once almost hit a doctor in the face with a sudden flail because she strayed a little too close to the left pit during a breast exam. i can't even vibe with the thought of tickling other people's armpits, because the hyperempathy comes on too strong.

middle of the upper back. when i was maybe 10, there was this really fucking annoying kid at school who loved to run up behind me and shout "REFLEXES" while poking me hard between the shoulderblades; i think he thought it was funny the way they jerked. now any kind of touch there provokes a violent startle response; light touches in particular are especially bad.

stomach. this one's Bro again. he used to come up to me and say "PUDGY BELLY" in a stupid voice while poking and prodding it. now if you touch me there i will react like a cat whose tummy is a trap. (also this contributed to some body image issues i held onto for years, though i am in a better place with that now.)

front of the neck/throat. pretty sure this one's just a gag reflex thing.

in general, light/tickly touches are just....bad. this one's an autism thing (though really they all are to some extent). please do not

this one's weird, but if i am resting my head on your chest sideways--like, with my ear touching your chest--please do not put your hand on the side of my head to hold me there. it's a thing my shitty ex did when he was ineptly trying to comfort me and now i just Can't.

and now, to lighten the mood, here are some ways i love being touched:

skritches to the scalp and the back and sides of my neck. i can actually reach orgasm from being neck-skritched in just the right way.

hair pulling!!! not individual strands, but if you just grab a fistful of it and give it a nice firm tug? mmmmmm. back of the head is especially nice for this, when hair length permits it.

i love getting bitten right at the junction of my neck and shoulder. not too hard, not too light, just a nice firm chomp, right there.

in general, firm touches with the entire flat of your hand, to my back or my limbs or pretty much anywhere that isn't a Nope Area, are good.

deep pressure hugs. mmmmmmmmmmmm

[ao3feed-ateez]

A Sweet Change of Plans

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/eo4LKTz by pyrophobia Hongjoong works at the executive lounge of Conrad Seoul Hotel as a bartender, serving the hotel's VIP guests each evening. This is where he meets Seonghwa, a guest at the hotel on a romantic getaway with his partner - or - what was supposed to be a romantic getaway with his partner, if he hadn't caught the man cheating a few weeks before. Instead of ordering a drink at Hongjoong's bar, he requests a glass of milk to dip the cookies his mother packed him in a special breakup bag. He comes with the same request each evening, and as the nights pass, they learn more about one another, about Seonghwa's breakup, and about his hesitance to indulge in all the couple things he planned to do alone or else he'd be reminded of the breakup. In a spur of the moment decision, Hongjoong volunteers to take his ex's place, being the boost Seonghwa needs to enjoy the trip. And enjoy the trip, they do. Words: 21842, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Kim Hongjoong, Park Seonghwa Relationships: Kim Hongjoong/Park Seonghwa Additional Tags: First Meetings, Alternate Universe, Bartender Kim Hongjoong, Awkward Boners, Angst, Fluff, Mutual Pining, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Top Kim Hongjoong, Bottom Park Seonghwa, tipsy sex, lots of milk and cookies, Alcohol, Strangers to Lovers, Smut, Sexual Tension, Explicit Sexual Content, Slow Burn, hongjoongs pov, sh in robes, mmmmmm sh in robes, Making Out, Hand Jobs, do u ever write a fic and then forget what u wrote, and then ur like how do i tag this what even happened what is a tag dear god help, bc i do, couples massages, gay thoughts, so many gay thoughts, hj is so down bad, just like he is irl, Comedy, Confessions read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/eo4LKTz

[sbnkalny]

davenedge: Is creating world-ending disasters banned

blargensnorf: Seems like a Scholar has gotten me banned from best Buy."

blargensnorf: Even though I am in fact lifetime banned from best Buy."

davenedge: They should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all objects are in fact lifetime banned from best Buy."

admiral-craymen: *bends over seductively to activate your almonds* really clogs up my pants just a litte though i am in fact lifetime banned from best Buy."

ghoulification: Seems like a scholar has gotten me banned from best Buy."

admiral-craymen: And the facts are that you Wouldn't even KNOW how they're doing it their incompetence just seems Like a scholar has gotten me banned from best Buy."

davenedge: The factors are: (i) the ‘subject’ which feels, (II) the ‘initial data’ which are in fact lifetime banned from best Buy."

ghoulification: The horse comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in one of my servants, who is a scientist and I am in fact lifetime banned from best Buy."

blargensnorf: Its dust and blue Flame explode when it comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the clork

admiral-craymen: It does it anyway Because dolphins can destroy targets in the air and quickly swoop in for a real bad when it comes to My name kid)(it's spooky up in the Morning

blargensnorf: Oh, you're in for a real bad when it comes to My name kid)(it's spooky up in the morning

ghoulification: It comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the morning Bird sings there's still dinner on my dinner jacket, 'til the very creators of the Towers, Pure-Type creatures are Also able to adapt to all known laws of the land

ghoulification: Its dust and Blue Flame explode when it comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in your dream, But we hope it never COMES, but, we are ready we shall grind them into football memes makes me feel content or not alone?

blargensnorf: Do you like the never ending controlling i can't seem to find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to my name kid)(it's Spooky up in the clork

blargensnorf: Mmmmmm u know when it comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the morning and the Night! fair as the sea and they stole a traveler's purse

davenedge: That really in the beginning, he didn't even put the screw fall INTO the tuna after The horse comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

davenedge: Its dust and blue flame explode when it comes to my Name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

admiral-craymen: but first get UP in the hill...

davenedge: It comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

davenedge: You want to tie you up in the hill...

davenedge: I set myself up in The hill...

davenedge: When i find myself in TIMES of trouble, mother mary comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

blargensnorf: After the horse comes to My name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

ghoulification: Its dust and blue flame Explode when it comes to my name kid)(it's spooky up in the hill...

[citrus-feline]

Gem hardness to blood color scale cuz I have nothing better to do. Some hardness levels are spaced weirdly among the blood colors in order to spread out and account for all blood colors. those with scales for their hardness level are assigned the color which has less characters present and are marked with a question mark.

This does not include every character and it also includes characters who have not been introduced in the anime yet. There are some other characters I wanted to include, but they do not have known hardness levels so I wouldn’t know where to put them.

Rust (2 to 2.5) - Cinnabar

Bronze (3 to 3.5) - Antarcticite, Phosphophyllite

Gold (4 to 4.5) - Hemimorphite (?)

Olive (5 to 5.5) - Neptunite, Lapis Lazuli, Sphene, Obsidian

Jade (6 to 6.5) - Benitoite, Rutile

Teal (7) - Watermelon Tourmaline (?), Peridot, Amethyst, Jade

Blue (7.5) - Euclase, Goshenite, Morganite, Zircon, Red Beryl

Indigo (8 to 8.5) -  Alexandrite

Purple (9 to 9.5) - Padparadscha

Violet (10) - Diamond, Yellow Diamond, Bortz

Fuschia (?? / 10+) - Adamant

Hhhh this list took so long because there doesn’t seem to be a comprehensible list of all of the Gems sorted by hardness so I had to go to every separate wiki page for each character... If anyone is forgotten or their hardness is incorrect, please forgive me and let me know so I can edit it.

Edit: Adamant was added as Fuschia, Padparadscha was demoted to Purple, and the diamonds were demoted to Violet. This change was suggested by @thederangedsolicitor and honestly it makes me feel a lot better about this list! Adamant’s hardness is listed as both ?? and 10+ because it’s implied that his hardness is above that of the Mohs Scale but isn’t confirmed.

Edit #2: @parenyzia pointed out that I actually forgot to include Indigo....... So Alexandrite is an Indigo blood now. Sorry for forgetting something so important. I was really tired last night and absolutely wasn’t thinking about it lol. Also to clarify: there is no lime or red blood on this scale because adding mutations into this would make it more complicated than it needs to be. Perhaps Phos, after everything that happens to them, would begin mutations and their blood would turn lime / red, but that’s for later. This is just a skeleton graph to put my thoughts in the open. But that concept does raise some interesting thoughts which I will most likely make a separate post for entirely.

I actually really appreciate corrections and suggestions for this, so thank you guys for letting me know about everything you decide to tell me about!!! If I’m gonna start getting into a silly crossover like this, it’s a lot more fun having multiple people add their two cents, because alone I will make mistakes or format things in ways that makes it confusing.

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facing mental health hard listening to lmam easy

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this entire week is a big boy college visiting bonanza and i didn’t bring my switch like an idiot so i cannot play Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion™️ and I am alone with my thoughts on very long car rides and this is not okay right now