#mmmm yeah thats the good shit

[cakesandsnouts]

Young fool. Only now, at the end... do you understand. STAR WARS EPISODE VI - RETURN OF THE JEDI

[morningstar-chronicles]

hey i just realized i survived through the day! that's good news

[seven-stars-in-his-palm]

analyzing some images (for fun)

so i found this pair of promotion images for good omens season 1 on the good omens reference library server and it’s hooked me so so bad im having feelings about it. we’re analyzing them now. not really for meta purposes just fun to see the parallels and differences :)

everything under the cut !

unique traits

aziraphale:

1) his plank background. its older, its crisp, it smells like wood from the screen. mmmm

2) the pencil shavings at the bottom. he does a lot of writing honestly, so i like this. also adds a messy and cozy vibe he always seems to have in that shop…. i like that blessed shop fr

3) his SUSHI. little soy sauce drops near it too—just the right amount of deliberate mess. our first formal introduction to aziraphale in the present day and beginning the Tomfoolery just happens to have sushi... i watch that scene and i go “yeah, that sums up aziraphale i suppose” very nicely. (they dont have sushi Up There) (im literally never gonna forget that)

4) the ray of light shining on the scene. tiny thing, but a bit of the heaven is peeking through..it also sort of blurs the whole image but i think thats just me.

5) and we’ve saved the best for last: the big whopper. the nice and accurate prophecies of agnes nutter, witch. I LOVE THAT BOOK!!!!!!! i cant remember if that ring stain was there but if it isnt in the show on the actual book i’d assume thats to add that ‘thy cocoa doth grow cold’ thing. ALSO. you know what’s being used as a bookmark in the pages?? a check for the ritz. he bookmarked their one chance for living . with a ritz check . MMMMMM. my GOD. that means so much to me even if i cant convey it in words. he KEEPS THE CHECKS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

crowley:

1) let me get my favorite out of the way. crowley’s glasses have fire in their reflection. we’ll talk about the glasses themselves later but the REFLECTION IN THEM. fucking FIRE, BOOKSHOP fire, PAIN, SRIVING THROUGH THE M-25, HELL, I DONT KNOWIM HAVING FEELINGS!!! i do believe this is a bookshop fire reference though, the flames feel too Familiar. the lengths people will go to to attack others 🤧

2) the leather seat background!!!!!!! probably meant to look similar to the bentley’s seats but i cant recall their texture, exactly. maybe just meant to convey modernness—unsure. still, its there <3

3) the tiny little crisp plant </3 its trying his damned best to stay perfect. it might a specific plant that means something, but i cant tell at thsi angle, so i’ll assume its a mini version of the ficus he keeps in the flat. its so SMALL and sitting in ANOTHER POT i CANT

4) the snake slithering!! black and red (in this image it looks orange lol) bellied scales!!!! slithering there, chilling, being crowley, showing hints. love it

5) QUEEN RECORD!!!!! TRYING TO OVERRIDE IT WITH TCHAIKOVSKY!!!!!! the tape over it does a reminisence to crowley’s handwriting, but in a clean ‘this made made to be a font’ way. not exactly just yet. ive become a fan of tchaikovsky recently. amazing darling wonderful crowley, trying to push the rock up the hill for eternity 😞

6) HIS LITTLE DEMON KEY THING. HOLDING A TINY LITTLE BENTLEY CAR KEY OHHH. thats how he doesnt lose the tiny key despite probably not needing one of those. and he CHOSE that intentionally probably. little wings and red circle….URGHHHHHHH

similarities

mmmmm now here’s the good shit. similarities! i’ll bullet point most of them but ohhhhh. ohhhh these. i’ll go from top to bottom as best i can….

1) one of their shoes, obviously. crowley has them iconic snakeskin shoes while aziraphale has his old loafers like the old loafer he is /pos

2) chateauneuf de pape wine bottle labels! (crowley’s is under his glasses, aziraphale’s is next to his shoe). oh my fucking god theyre MATCHING. the labels are old, battered, of course labeling the drink’s age, but mmmmm its these tiny details that get me going….

3) their respective drinks in their mugs—crowley’s a black mug coffee (or what looks to be coffee) and aziraphale’s angel mug tea (or what looks to be tea). i think about that mug sometimes. where did he get that from?? mystery for the ages….

4) their glasses, of course. crowley’s iconic sunglasses and aziraphale’s reading spectacles. i cant really tell the reflections in this pair, but if its supposed to be fucking fire, im done with this. im giving up forever

5) their own watches! aziraphale’s is visibily older while crowley’s is visibly modern, but they function just the same. also, crowley’s is set to 2:56:59 (presumably PM), which is around the time we see when crowley starts checking his watch at warlock’s birthday party. its almost time for disaster to strike!! 😃

6) and finally….their ties!! they have their own ties!!! or more accurately, neck accessories, but i digress. i mesn i assume its crowley’s neck tie, because the fabric looks… different. either way, crowley’s neck thingie is very whispy and aziraphale has his funky little bowtie i love so much,,,

okay thats it. there’s no canonical implications, any fantheories, none of the sort. just saw a pair of images and my mind went GOD DAMN!!!!!! theyre very important to me. i need to look at more promo material 😔

[juanbodyswapstfs]

Fair Trade

David was a hard working father trying to provide enough to maintain his son. The downside to this was he wasn’t spending a lot of time with his son martin.

Martin was an attractive young man but doesn’t know the potential he has in his body. It pained David that Martin wouldn’t use his body to its full potential.

One day, David came home early from work. “Hey Martin, im home early!” Said David. David didn’t get a response and headed upstairs. He saw the door to his bathroom opened and saw Martin jerking off to his briefs. “Dad!” Martin proceeds to slam the door in a hurry.

A few hours later..

Hey bud, You doing alright? “Dad, please go away.” Said Martin. “Son, I know how you feel, when I was your-“ “Dad just stop it! you don’t know how I feel.” Said Martin angrily. “Alright, Ill give you some time to calm down, when your done, come to the living room and we’ll have a chat.” Said David.

A few minutes later..

“Hey dad, Im sorry for how I talked to you..” Said Martin. “Don’t worry bud, I get your sexual desires hehe.” David said. “I love you but sometimes I just wish we could feel more connected.” Martin said. “Yeah, Hehe I wish you knew how good and strong your body is martin.” David said. “And I wish I could spend more time with you dad.” Martin said. “Well, goodnight my son.” David said. They both head to bed and sleep until the next morning.

In the morning

Martin wakes up feeling a bit sore and clumsy. “Woah why do I feel so big all of a sudden.” Martin opens his eyes and sees a huge bulge in his briefs. “Oh my god dad, why didn’t I know you had such a huge package.” Davids package was girthy and long with his balls big and manly. “Damn my armpits smell fucking good.” Martin whips out his new package and starts jerking off. “Ooohh yeah that shits good.” Martin then cums all over his dads chest.

On davids side..

David woke up and already knew something was wrong. He stood up and looked at himself in the mirror, “Hey handsome, Im gonna treat this body how it should be treated.” David Takes off his socks and smells them, “Mmmm” David takes out his package and jerks off. “Oooo fuck yeah im your country boy.” His hot steamy sperm squirts on the mirror. Martin then knocks on the door, “Hey Dad, you like your new body?” Martin says. “Dad?” “Im your son Dad.” David says in a cheeky tone. “Oh dad, im gonna use this body to its full potential.” David says. “Hahaha son, me too.” Martin says. “Alright im going to work” Martin says then leaves.

At the construction site..

Martin was trying his hardest to fit in as his father, He had to take a leak and went to the restroom. At the restroom there was an attractive construction worker guy pissing next to him. “Mind If I give you a hand haha.” Martin said. “Uh David?” The man said. “Just joking with ya haha.” Martin said a bit disappointed. The guy zipped up and left the restroom in a hurry. When Martin finally finished he walked out and saw his manager. “Hey david, Im sorry to say this but, your fired.” “Wait what?” “You harassed one of your coworkers.” The manager said. Defeated, Martin headed back home.

At Martins school.

David was having a blast in his sons body, winning every game and scoring a lot in gym class! “Haha beat that suckers!” David says. “You changed so much martin..” says martins crush. “People change my dude.” David says says. Martins Crush walks away sad. The bell rings and David runs home in his new youthful body.

At home

David and Martin arrived home in each others bodies. “Im sorry Dad, I got fired.” Martin said. “Oh thats fine, its your body now anyways.” David said. “Im doing well in school so fair trade haha.” David Said. Both Martin and David were satisfied with their bodies, David joined football and graduated with a athletes scholarship and Martin got a job as a Gay stripper.

So sorry for not posting stories in a while, I was kinda blocked on what to do next.. Message me if you have requests! peace out.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏 YOUR DSB PLAYLIST!!! I keep seeing u talk about it and you have BANGERS on that pl

I think I have shared it before but back when I was only on like chapter 2 so its been buried and has changed ALOT- But here you go!!

Full list (and notes)

Oh No! (Tims "Grand plan")

Flight of the Crows (Running away from what he loves, of course)

Nobody (Self imposed curse of isolation)

Colors (Yes. (also just a fav tim song regardless of AU)

United in grief ( Acting as Timothy Drake)

Teen Idle (Mourning his youth, for a second time)

Gasoline (Tim breakdown in luxury vibes)

I cant fix you (I still religiously listen to fnaf fan songs, this one just fits)

Brother (MY COUNTRY ASS SNUCK IN- It doesnt even relate to the AU, I just love the vibe- if anything it fitd Dick towards Jason but thats besides the point)

Passing through (cant the future just wait) (Times running out)

Are you Satisfied? (Literally perfect song about his situation)

Look who's inside again (Again, Isolation)

Coffee (Internal struggle- but the caffine isnt the problem)

Digital Silence (Again, just in here for the vibes)

Over & Over (AMAZING imagining song, like a little movie)

Problems (Tim to Jason)

Oh Ana (Not even kidding, THE MOVIE song- (from breathing as tim bleeds out to the The Angel I couldnt kill just AHH)

Rat (Just a vibe)

Lotta True Crime (Not for Tim actually, but related)

Misery Meat (Mans is the rainbow fish)

Feel Better (Y E A H- No explination needed)

Arms Tonight (This but literally, though he wont admit it)

The Burning pile (Tim ignoring his problems for the "greater good")

Family Jewels (The Drakes.)

Devil Town (Life in Gotham, reminishing his Time as Robin w/ his old fam)

Hermit the Frog (Another "just a vibe")

Michelle (Not for Tim, but relevent :)

Girls (The horror in being Timothy)

Saint Bernard (THIS- THIS THIS THIS (literally so mmmm lore))(might make a PMV when the fic is finished just for THIS!!)

Washing Machine Heart (A vibe.)

The Bidding (Timothy but less ironically)

Seventeen (Tim and Timothy- also just "seventeen" when he died s o)

Cupid (He still loves them...)

Hidden in the sand (Memories.)

dumb dumb (Tim pulling off his shit, mostly Cardinal)

American Healthcare (glitzy) (Tim in his career)

Treehouse (STAY OFF MY LAWN!!!)

Worlds greatest actor (Rec by @ihavenotsleptindays my dear, and its perfect. Tim as Timothy, or are they one in the same??)

Rule #34 (Not for Tim, but TOO him :)

Harpy Hare (Im obsessed okay?)

Prom Queen (Beautiful tragedy all the people envy)

No place like home (Not what it seems)

Again & Again (Another "movie in my mind") song

Labryinth (Movie mind!! Lots of lore and distortion lol)

Youth (Tim being self aware, for once)

Just one Yesterday (YES YES YES YES)

Angry too (Just a vibe.)

Pompeii (He misses what things can never again be)

spy? (Two face.)

Lullaby of the False Hydra ( Once again, im obsessed but for diff reasons)

Sweet Hibuscus tea (GAHHH)

Lights out (Hype song- and Cardinal BAMF)

Nothings New (Tim repeating his whole life and yet failing all over again)

Little Lion man (He wasnt really doomed wasnt he?)

Guilded Lily (The awnser is no, its never enough)

Underground (Once again, Gotham.)

Cast the Bronze (More a canon Jason song actually, but I still adore)

Could Have been me (Not Tim :)

Savior (Duet- but with who??)

Take me home, country roads (The country got me again. And yeah Tim longing for home he lost)

[curvykittyyssmutfics]

Imagine what Jordan Li is thinking meetin you on campus for the first time:

"Where'd you come from, Angel? Never seen you before. Fuck, I gotta know you."

"God, look so innocent; wanna change that so bad. Mama doesn't even know how gorgeous she is."

"Fuck you got on? Must wanna end up hangin off my dick huh?"

"Y/n.. pretty name to match a pretty girl.."

"Shit, almost caught me starin. Can barely keep my eyes off you. Gotta be more careful."

"Jesus Christ, that ass is fat as fuck. Bet its soft too."

"The fuck is that loser introducin himself to you? Should fuckin kill him for makin you laugh- such a pretty fuckin smile though."

"That's my girl; don't need no asshole walkin you to class. Such a good girl for me already and you dont even know it."

"Mhm, just as smart as you are pretty. Fuckin knew it.."

"Yes! Glad we got multiple classes together. Need to keep a eye on my new girl."

"Hate having to partner up.. Shitshitshit, you walkin my way!"

"Mama's not that shy. Glad we're partners; can't wait to spend some time alone with you."

"There goes that pretty fuckin smile again."

"Fuuuuck, can't believe my dicks this hard just from listening to you talk. Please, please don't notice, princess."

"So quiet now that it's just us in my room. Wonder what you're thinkin..?"

"Standin so close, wanna touch you so bad.."

"Smell so good- wait.. Why you lookin at me like that mama?"

"Holy shit, cant believe you kissin me! Mmmm.. Lips so fuckin soft; taste so good y/n."

"Knew it, ass is plush as fuck.."

"Man, you ain't playin huh? Mama's onna mission. Good girl, sit right on my dick. Perfect.. So perfect for me, feel so good against me."

"Don't wanna - fuck - gonna cum in my damn pants if ya pretty ass don't slow down."

"Not shy, definitely not shy. You're asking to get fucked sweetheart.."

"God damn needy as fuck already, poor baby can't stop beggin for it."

"Needa slow this down.. Don't want it to end before I get my prize."

"So fucking wet, shit.. Mama's drippin down my wrist. Squeezing so tight round my finger like this. Fuck!"

"Impatient little girl, pushing me to lay back so you can take what you want. I'll allow it- this time.."

"See? Told you to let me dig you out with my fingers first; lil pussy's way too fuckin tight."

"Fuck-it's-in! So fucking warm inside, so fuckin warm. Chokin my dick so gooood. Keep fuckin me sweetheart, please dont stop."

"Skin so soft; you're a fuckin goddess. Cant keep my hands off you."

"That's it, take what you want from me y/n cause I can promise you next time ima do the same."

"Oh you wanna play? Don't tease me mama, you don't wanna see what happens next.."

"Fuck, perfect titties I ever seen. So plump, so goddamn soft. Gotta pinch these pretty ass nips."

"Takin this cock like a fuckin champ, honey. Got me leakin in yo shit.. Ohfuck Pleasedontcum, pleasedontcum, pleasedontcum!"

"Sound so pretty baby. Yeah, keep moanin for Daddy. Let em know know who's makin you feel this good."

"So lucky to have you like this honey, thank you. Thank you so fuckin much."

"Thats my fuckin girl, lickin your juices off my hand. Thas it suck Daddy's fingers, show me how you'd suck my dick y/n."

"Gotta nasty lil mouth, know that? Make me cream in this lil pussy way you talkin."

"Shit, pussy milkin me like you bouta cum. Yeeees baby, want that so much! Lemme feel it.."

"Fuck- cant even slide out honey! Cummin already? Mmmm.. Barely even rubbed that puffy lil clit before you came allover my fuckin cock."

"No y/n! Bring that ass-wait.. sit on the edge of the bed? Why, whatchu got up ya sleeve mama?"

"Ooohshit, your mouth feels amazin baby. Just like that y/n, ain't gone take long pretty girl. Got me on edge- fuuuuck, you suckin my dick like you gettin paid honey."

"Love how you lickin the tip. Oh fuck, keep doin that."

"Thas it, massagin my balls just how I like it. Feel that nut buildin mama?"

"You really down there playin with my needy lil kitty already? Pussy soakin wet from deepthroatin Daddy, huh?"

"Got me shakin for you princess. Yeeees, ain't nobody suck dick like my baby. Finna fill those cheeks up.."

"Fuckme, the way you lookin up at me right now- ohshit, can't take that gorgeous smile with a mouth full of my dick!"

"Yeeeees, y/n! I'm cummin! No, no, no, come back here; stay on this dick. You started it so you gone finish it mama. Mmmmmm.."

"Uh uhn, look at me. Good girl.. Ass better not ever be embarrassed for makin Daddy feel good."

"Swallowed without bein told: Good girl."

"Naw, you puttin them clothes back on fa no reason; ain't goin nowhere.. You mine now, Angel.

[oh-no-its-bird]

For the Uchiha Houhua AU, how does he survive the massacre? I'm guessing either he uses his poison skills to fake his death or he does the 'actually I was a prodigy all along' thing in front of Itachi. Itachi spends the next several years being driven a little insane by finding this out about his old friend.

Also does Houhua incarnate as a baby? Because if so he was probably old enough to babysat by Obito. I feel like you could do something interesting with that.

On that note his relationship with kakashi. Like that's his little brother figures sensei, and he was a shizun in his last life, he knows what it is to be a good teacher and kakashi in the early series is not that. If he also knew Obito and knows that that's his eye in kakashi's head? Oof.

How much of the Uchiha eye thing does he get? Does he have his sharingan? Or the mangekyou?

Also, wasn't it cannon that part of the reason why danzo let Itachi let Sasuke live was because he was a moldable child? How does he feel about having a semi adult Uchiha still alive? I feel like Houhua is walking a constant tightrope of protecting himself and Sasuke and not being seen as a threat by the creepy old man.

THIS IS A WONDERFUL QUESTION!! I. Am not too sure, actually

I feel like it'd probably be him trying to fight back maybe? Faking his death absolutely sounds like the shit hed do tho, so hmm might put that in his back pocket too

Either way, Houhua vs Itachi 1v1 where they're surprisingly well matched sounds really fun I cant lie.

Mmmm, maybe he can 1v1 Itachi and hold up surprisingly well? Itachi is doing the what is this, how are you doing this, have you been hiding yourself from me this whole time?! routine as Houhua goes fuck shit oh my god oh my god I cant believe that worked oh fuck--

Then Obito fucking teleports behind Houhua and stabs him. Oopsies!

Houhua somehow survives due to genuine luck, and gets a hint about there having been more than 1 person at the massacre maybe?

Idk if thatd work tho. Mmmm so many thoughts.

I do think that no matter what, Houhua would have to be "defeated" in some way. Play dead for a bit. If he comes out of the fight having visibly won, it'll spell problems and set dominos in motion I dont want dominoing just yet

So no matter what, he's ending the fight face down on the floor

ALSO THATS. SUCH A GOOD POINT ACTUALLY SHIT, DID OBITO HELP BABYSIT HIM?? Houhua did reincarnate as a baby, tho I think there was some soft mental block on him becoming truly conscious till he was at least around 5 years old. So by the time he was conscious at least, Obito was already gone. Rip!

I think that Kakashi wouldnt be immune to looking at Houhua and seeing the reflection of another cry baby ninja, though Houhua wouldn't have any real memory of Obito (tho he might have heard ab him before, with some clan members comparing them quietly when they think he's not listening)

Anyways I need a scene where Houhua and Obito meet once Houhua is older and Houhua straight up says "You know, I never did get why people thought we were anything alike" as a clear insult

Rare Houhua w !!

I think Houhua has an unusually difficult time manifesting anything w his eyes just bc of the emotional walls he has up between him and everyone around him. He does not allow himself to feel deeply for anyone enough for his eyes to be affected, no matter how fond he may grow of them. There is always a wall between him and the world.

I do also however think that no matter how hard he tries to distance himself from the people around him, even having known for years now that they'd all die this way, seeing the people who he was raised around all die to the hands of a boy he might have grown fond of--

Yeah.

Not even he's immune to that.

So when the massacre happens, he'll at least get his sharingan, tho idk how man tomoe (and I cant really remember what is needed to gain each tomoe, so, oops)

I do think he'd have an incredibly difficult time manifesting his mangekyou, for all the reasons above, so if he ever does it'd be way down the line.

I also think it'd be super fucking interesting (especially from an outsiders perspective) if he manifested it somehow due to MBJ's involvement, since his reincarnation is wandering around here somewhere as Jun, and does not remember Houhua

Houhua has no explanation for why he cares about this man deeply enough to manifest the mangekyou. Sorry.

Also, Im ngl, as I write this I can totally see an argument for something along the lines of "well Houhua went through a fuck ton of trauma as SQH, so what if when he regains his memories around 5, he automatically unlocks his sharingan just through that remembered trauma? Then just keeps it secret for years until the massacre"

I think that could be interesting tbh, it would also tell a story all on its own ab his grief for his past life and all the people there. Smthn to think ab, idk

Houhua is a bit too old and way too clever for Danzo's liking. hHis one only saving grace is that, on the surface at least, he's a fuckin worm of a boy and has literally no achievements other than having survived Itachi

He isn't worth getting rid of yet, but Danzo has an eye on him, just waiting for a reason to potentially knock him off.

Good think Houhua decided not to go the child prodigy route!! Putting his own flaws and weaknesses on blast to all of Konoha probably saved his fucking ass with Danzo. At least for now, anyways.

[ccscocoapuffs]

Late Again- Johnny Silverhand Smut (March Madness Winner 2024)

The sun shined bright through the window of my small apartment in night city, mornings like this are the ones I could never take for granted. The view of night city despite this shitty apartment was one I don't think i could bare ever being away from. As I roll over a view I enjoy much more greets me.

"Good morning, Johnny" "....what time is it?" "9:45" "fuck....if it double digits I ain't waking the fuck up yet" "come on sleepy head, rogue has work for us this morning remember? you know how she hates it when we run late" "yeah yeah....five more minutes." "Johnny...come on we gotta go" I picked up and pillow and flopped it down on his head as I giggled at his irritated groan.

"if you're gonna make me get up can I atleast taste that pussy first?" "JOHNNY!" "What?! shits like coffee to me" "you're an idiot" "I didn't hear a no". Johnny quickly grabbed my hips and flipped me underneath him while he kissed down my neck onto my collarbone.

"Johnny we gotta...oh fuck" Johnny always had a way of going directly for that sweet spot on my neck that he knew makes me fall apart. Yet right now he knew exactly what he was doing by making us late. "I gotta deal for ya kid" "What's that?" "give me 20 minutes to fuck you into the mattress then we can still make it in time to go see rogue sense your so concerned about her yelling at us" "Fine but if we are late I'm gonna tell her it was your fault" "Just shut up and let me fuck you already".

Johnny slide his boxers off and started to slowly stroke himself with his precum leaking from his tip. I couldn't help myself from nearly drooling at the mere size of it. Johnny has always been a very big boy down below yet it never fails to surprise me every time I see it. He reaches forward with his right hand and rubs soft circles on my clit while his left hand reaches up to my neck. Damn how i love the cold sting of the metal against my burning skin. "You're fuckin soaked.....that all for me?" "yes.." "yes what?" "yes sir" "good girl..." Johnny leaned down spreading both my legs and place them on my shoulders before shoving his tongue into my soaked hole.

"Fuck! johnny!", Johnny continued to eat my soaked pussy like it was his last meal adding in his fingers in the process was no surprise as he loved to give me a little extra while he got his fix. "Fuck sweetheart you taste like fucking candy..." "mmmm johnny!" "thats it scream my name let the whole fucking building know whose fingers are in your pussy" "FUCK! please...please just fuck me already" "You want this cock princess?" "yes...please" "deal".

Johnny quickly adjusted himself before slamming into me without warning. "OH fuck!" Johnny's thrusts were relentless as usual yet I knew exactly what he was trying to do when he reached down and started to rub fast circles on my aching clit. "you gonna squirt for me, princess? hmm? you gonna soak the fucking sheets for me" "Fuck yes please Johnny Faster!" "yeah you like that? you like being my messy slut?" I felt the strong churning in my stomach as Johnny continuously quickened his pace. "Johnny.... gonna....im gonna!" "cum for me princess"

I most certainly didn't need to be told twice as I felt myself soak the sheets below as my orgasm rushed through my entire body. The overwhelming release almost made me drown out the sounds of Johnny's deep moan as he came inside me. "fuck.....princess so good for me" "Mmm thank you" "no thank you, baby best way to start the morning is with a pussy in your face" "dear god.." Just as Johnny leaned down to kiss my head the phone rang on the bedside table signaling to us both we were indeed once more late again.

"guess we're late huh?" "you're telling her why we are late, mr. i need my morning pussy" "i don't regret shit!". Though we may be late with Rogue again I can't help but hope I can wake Johnny up more often.

A/N: super simple Johnny smut for the March Madness poll #3 winner lemme know if yall wanna see more of Johnny in the future K BYEEEEEEE

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Mmmm gem au sabos amnesia coming from the same type weapon spinel used on the crystal gems in the movie. Gem authority just caught up to the asl brothers and system reset sabo right in front of ace and ace was forced to run to protect luffy. Because what’s worse then thinking your brother is dead? Knowing he’s alive and doesn’t remember you and is working with your enemies to hunt you down. And they try and find him to save him but with all the modifications he’s made to be unique wiped clean and the fact that they never referred to him as his cut/facet he’s just one in a sea of near identical labradorites and they just never find him. That’s in part due to the fact that he ‘disappeared’ at one point unbeknownst to them to join another rebellion and they never see him again. Well ace never sees him again.

Idk if it’s more painful if his fracture is fixed by the authority when he’s wiped and he cracks himself voluntarily when he remembers to try and reestablish his identity OR if he was told gem pirates cracked him and that’s why he can’t remember (they say they can’t fix it but that’s a lie) and must hunt them all down and hate them

Mmmm yeah… thats that good heartbreaking shit. Im sipping this like some delightful chai tea rn.

Luffy clinging on to some random labradorite with a hand gem ^

I think the swipe from the reset scythe caused some initial damage, but from then on it only cracked more and more due to his trauma getting worse and worse.

Thanks for writing all this up for me lol. Its really exactly what i had in mind, and i have a lot more idea for this au, but i just dont got the motivation to write it down/ doodle it out. I’ll get all there eventually… if i don’t lose steam first….

Thanks also for the ask!

[xwiedzmax]

im rewatching Grave Mistakes and *gods* this bird is so broken. this bird is so alone and they need someone so badly. and theyre so deep in denial- yet they still wont reflect and get their shit together. Ven describing himself from the past, the perfect, loyal, would do anything for Fable employer, thats what Icarus is right now. yet still, they wont leave. Ven left, why cant they? "youre not very good at doing what youre trying to do" - Ic to Quixis. oh yeah, but youre so very good at doing your job. also i shake wet birds so much, theyre so *mmmm*

[bluepandadraws-log]

I just wanna say that i LOVE how you write Jax. I love seeing Jax be a giant asshole and then suffer immensely for it and i feel like you get that. I need to kill him more than i wanna with canon. I just want to say i appreciate you making Jax even more bulliable, also ur Ragatha is fruity as fuck and I want to kiss her. thats all bye

Hyehehe thanks! When some people were like "Noooo Jax is way more an asshole than I thought noooo" I was like "YES!! IRRIDEMABLE CHARACTERS MY BELOVED!!!" Cuz god, I LOVE those guys! Just big 'ole jerks for the sake of being jerks mmmm good shit. I also like exaggerating that attitude if I find it funny (this is why he'll say slurs(They're CENSORED) in my version)

Also, yeah that woman is a grade a FRUITCAKE 100% and same tbh I need to feel her weird lips *cough* WHO SAID THAT?!

[sugar-omi]

YEAAAAAAAH HEHEHE THAT WAS ME.... i'm that bitch... been that bitch still that bitch, will forevr be that bitch...... BUT NOW ALL OF MY IMAGINES ARE BECOMING REALITY AND I CAN'T STOP SHRIEKING!!!! (all of my imagines are Also becoming. imagines except i'm posting them on my own blog this time LMFAO)

NOOOO I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULD BE MOVING TOO FAST + I DON'T KISS ON THE FIRST DATE SO I HELD MYSELF BACK. BUT I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANTED TO. AND JUDGING BY THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN I WAVED GOODBYE FROM OUTSIDE HIS CAR? I THINK HE DID TOO... IDK I MIGHT JUST BE DELULU THO

i remember VIVIDLY how our post-shoulder kiss convo went. this is the kind of shit you'd see in a netflix special. to all the boys type shit. because NO FUCKING SHOT.

"and for what it's worth, i still think you're really pretty."

"mm- what a coincidence. i happen to think you're really pretty too."

"you- uh. you do?"

"is it really that surprising?"

"well, i- no, i just...um."

"oh, ouch. and here i thought i was being subtle."

"pft- you're the furthest thing from subtle, if you ask me."

"am i? i know the cove holden kinnie isn't talking, mr. 'i like your ankle bracelets and i'm gonna make a point to tease ximi about wearing them for me'."

"you- mmmm. if you weren't so lovely i'd find a less gentle way to shut you up."

"yeah? i'm not saying you can't try."

we both laugh, it fizzles out, i tell him i should go before my ra chews me out for showing up to rolecall late...AND THEN IT HAPPENS. AND KEEP IN MIND THE MUSIC IS STILL PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AND HIS LIPS FIND MY SHOULDER AS THE SONG SWELLS UP TO THE CHORUS. AND WHEN HE PULLS AWAY AND LOOKS UP AT ME I SWEAR I HAVE NEVER FELT SO UNABASHEDLY ADORED IN MY LIFE?????????? UM????????????

i feel so very Normally about this man. i promise.

YOU ARE SO REAL ABOUT NOT KISSING ON THE FIRST DATE. I LOVE YOU SERIOUSLY

AJKSDASK THAT'S SO GOOD???? IM LITERALLY SQUEALING N KICKING MY FEET N SCREAMING????? IF IM LOSING MY SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MUST BE CLIMBING THE CEILING RIGHT NOW

thats so good though... ohhh i know he's going crazy i KNOW IT.

THAT "MMMM"?????? OH MY GOD. IF WE COULD PEEK INSIDE HIS HEAD YOU'D BE BLUSHING ALL THE WAY DOWN TO YOUR TOES

YOU ARE NOT DELULU. EVEN IF YOU ARE. REMEMBER. DELULU, IS THE SOLULU!!!!!

omg he's obsessed. i cant. im so unwell about your life rn. i want to be a fly on the wall. dw you are so normal babe.

ALSO CALLING HIM A COVE KINNIE TO HIS FACE AND A TEASE IS SO GOOD. I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. THIS IS GOD TIER SHIT. YOUR RESPONSES ARE GODLY???? ITS ABOVE GOD TIER????? HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD?????? PLEASE

[hutaoscoffinn]

i’m officially making myself a regular here so hi, imma be here quite a lot 💀

um yeah so i’m thirsty for more fluffy rika in the mornings because omg how is she so cute but so sexy and handsome she is everything we stan a diverse queen

can you tell i like rika 🫣

EARLY MORNINGS

Mmmm this right here? My shit. Like damn I know I’m a slut who writes a hell of a lot of porn but some good fluff? Yeah thats the real good shit and I absolutely love cute mornings fics so here we go. Just a cute lil drabble for you guys

Warnings: none, this is pure fluff, cursing, early mornings

Character: Rika Pokemon

Requests: OPEN

Warm sunlight streams through the open curtains and you can feel Rika hide her face in your neck, a soft groan leaving her lips as the morning sun rouses you both from your slumber. Her arms tighten around your waist as she turns you both away from the window, hoping to steal a few more minutes of sleep with you snug against her. Her breathing slows and you can feel yourself beginning to drift of again.

The shrill alarm rips away that sweet moment quite quickly.

“Fucking shit,” Rika curses under her breath. Her warmth peels away from your back as your girlfriend releases a string of curses as she blindly feels for her phone. She grunts softly as she grasps the buzzing device as it produces ungodly noises and the obnoxious beeping stops. Almost immediately, Rika collapses back on top of you, her face snuggling against your neck and you shiver as her warm breath fans over her neck.

It is so tempting to lay there, fall back asleep with Rika’s warm body pressed against you. However, you both know that your lover will have to get up in order to go to work. You do not want Geeta to scold Rika again and make her work late for being behind on getting to work again.

“Rika—“

“Just five minutes,” she cuts you off, grumbling against your shoulder. Her voice is low and laced with sleep and you are almost tempted to give in and let her get what she wants. Unfortunately, you know how this goes and know that Rika will not get up after five minutes.

“Then you’ll have to get up after five minutes, baby.”

Rika whines as you sit up and she rolls onto her back. You glance over at her and try not to smile at the poor attempt of a puppy dog look that she is giving you.

“Rika, we both know that doesn’t work.”

“Why have you forsaken me,” she huffs and forces herself to sit up as she shoots you a faux annoyed look, “all I want is five more minutes with my princess, is that so hard baby?”

You cannot hold back the laugh that leaves your lips, making Rika pout.

“Maybe you should ask Geeta the answer to that question.”

“You really have betrayed me. I’ll get you back for that baby,” Rika teases with a growing grin on her face and she tugs you close, pressing a kiss to your cheek.

Her forehead presses against yours as she holds you in her arms for a few more seconds before you both have to pull away so she can get ready for work.

“Good morning Rika,” you whisper softly, not wanting to shatter the tender moment.

She smiles warmly and you can feel your heart skip a beat. Her lips press against yours for a quick but sweet kiss.

“Good morning, princess.”

[noiregoth]

My thoughts on the bear s3

Spoilers below

THEY MADE ME DISLIKE CARMY. WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. HE is the LOML. (I think I can fix him 🥺). He is a dick this season. He has had his dickhead moments past seasons BUT he has always had redeeming characteristics or he seemed like he cared. I get he is ALL in for getting the Michelin star for his bestie / platonic soulmate but he is so lost in his perfection he’s not listening. He’s not collaborating. He is not nurturing his staff. It’s him against his everyone. That’s why the vibes are fucking off this scene. He is changing the chemistry in the worst possible way. Like 3 staff quit on one night.

How do they go from finishing each other’s sentences / recipe ideas to carmy cutting off Sydney and screaming at Tina????? He was nice to Marcus and then never really spoke to him the rest of the season. I’m glad Cicero called him the fuck out because nobody else was. Yes I know Richie was but because of their conflict and history Carmy was never going to take constructive criticism from RICHIE.

DO NOT talk to me about Carmy and Richie. I thought after Carmy’s voicemail episode one things would have be squashed and they’d be repairing their relationship. THE ONLY FUCKING CRUMB OF RESOLUTION THEY COULD’VE GIVEN US WAS THIS AND THEY DID NOT. I feel like if carmy didn’t quit smoking this season they could’ve talked it out during a smoke break. That’s where they have all their deep chats.

Fuck the computer. Natalie handing him is ass when he suggests to fire Marcus? EAT HIM UP.

Carmy’s idea for a new menu every single fucking day? INSANITY. yeah no wonder they’re burning through money and killing Cicero. Also why don’t Sydney call Cicero “Cicero”? I get she can’t call him “unc” or “uncle” but mister whatever was way too formal. Yikes.

The only good development was Ebra doing the sandwich window and getting help AND AS CICERO SAID THATS THE ONLY PART OF BUSINESS MAKING ANY FUCKING MONEY.

I am glad we got a Tina episode and Ayo directed it? She’s cooking with gas. MMMM. It was good. The immediate connection between mikey and Tina. *chef’s kiss*

I wanted more Manny. More Angel. More Ebra. More sweeps / Gary. We get Marcus turning inward because he’s mourning but he’s barely in this season either. What did we get instead? More fucking faks. I love Neil. I do but HE WAS ENOUGH.

THEM and NOT Natalie’s actually fucking family going to the hospital to see the baby?! I’m not even a kids person irl or in fiction but this was egregious. They even set up the phone thing and I wanted a chaotic shut down of the bear mid service when they find out, with carmy fucking chain smoking as he runs to the car climbing over Richie to get in to see his fucking niece. Even all the bear staff blurry and out of focus (the shot of the faks and Donna was right in front of the window so I expected an allusion to everyone coming in) running into the hospital in a frenzy with balloons and shit. But the faks comes into the waiting room and sit with Donna and the episode just fucking ends? And then we don’t see Natalie for the rest of the season? Loved the Nat and Pete moment in the hospital room. They’re so cute and positive.

Carmy doesn’t see the baby after that either. Like SYDNEY brings food and NOT Carmy. Carmy’s love language is food so he could’ve made the fucking food and gone with Sydney and been on his bullshit in the car like “I can’t go in there after I missed the birth! I’m an ass.” and Sydney could’ve dragged his ass out saying “yeah you are and need to start being a better fucking person. To her and to me. Dickhead.” And again NOT RICHIE. Richie would’ve been so cute with the baby.

The faks and the cameos were distracting. UGH. The writing was not it this season. My heart broke when that other guy offered Sydney a better partnership. The first time she had to be reminded to sign the docusign. The doom set in for me.

Carmy had like a handful of scenes this season outside of the bear. And it seems so much more apparent this season. Like his work is his life. HIS ENTIRE BEING. From the start he’s been like this but s3 he is always in the kitchen. Season 1 he was in the front, he was smoking in the back, he was at his fucking apartment. He was at Sugar’s. He was running around the city. Like one scene of him at a meeting and him at his apartment and the finale. I get he’s regressed this whole season but it’s so sad after his growth in the first part of season 2. The more I think about it, this is a bad take but he is so 2D and insular this season.

The finale. UGH. Carmy confronting his dickhead boss and getting nothing and him shedding a tear? UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Speaking to Andrea outside. I wish it had just cut to him and Sydney talking and her telling him she’s leaving and that being how the season ends. And carmy is left devastated and raw and alone and then he gets the notification about the mixed review with the bear in the background roaring.

Lowkey lowkey LOWKEY I didn’t mind Claire as a concept. Because Claire made Carmy happy... And all I want is for Carmy to be happy and at peace. Can I defend her characterisation? No. Is she even a real character? Not really. But I get why he says she is his peace. She is the only part of his life that isn’t chaos. (Does the panic attack scene disprove this? Yes and this also muddies the water because it implies sydcarmy and now they’re like no sydcarmy EVER.) Yes ok Sydney is too but Sydney is connected to the bear. To restaurants. To his most recent trauma. And Claire is connected his past trauma. His childhood. So the panic attack scene was just ??? Anyway I want something or someone else to give Carmy meaning to his life. To push him to heal and get better. But tbh he should lean on his fucking family (blood relatives and the main bear staff) and not put it just on a love interest. Carmy is literally repeating history. 5 years ago he got successful to make Mikey proud. Didn’t end well. Now he’s trying to make Sydney proud by giving her a star instead of what she really wants. A successful restaurant with a team that respects / values each other, listens to one another and believes in place they are working in.

The season ending with Sydney’s panic attack and potentially Carmy finding her outside and comforting her (aka panic attack scene 2.0). IT COULDVE BEEN EVERYTHING BUT NO WE JUST GOT THE BULLSHIT “TO BE CONTINUED”.

At the end of the day I just want my sweaty blue eyed boi to be happy and healthy and cooking in a non destructive way. We didn’t get that at all. I don’t even know if I’ll rewatch this season. Maybe just episode one. Episode one was a breath of fresh air and fucking bait and switch because the rest of the season is ass.

MAJOR FUCKING DOWNGRADE THIS SEASON.

[oexen]

cw hoarding + mentions of animal and child neglect

is it really gonna take me telling my mother its extremely concerning to have PILES of cat waste just. around. in the house

like i know shes going to flip the fuck out at me in some way or another, be very angry or sad or hurt or some secret other option and like. she misgenders and deadnames me as if i never shared the info with her, the crux of our relationship is financial and thats even pretty minimal. like yeah maybe its sincerely not my problem and i KNOW you cant help someone who doesnt want to be helped, but i dont want to inherit a cat piss soaked infested brick.... thing. no fucking way dude. that shit realistically probably has to be gutted ngl, its fucking awful. shes a hoarder and never really touched my old bedroom so i have some stuff there, stuff id actually like to take even, but the smell is literally pervasive to the point that books smell like it on the fucking inside.

like shes actually at the point her neckbeard nest doesnt register as a problem to her. even with... another person who is not me having to actually go inside of the house??? i like cannot fathom whats going on inside that god forsaken head of hers, she asked me why i was wearing a mask inside and turned around and walked away before i could even say anything, lmfao.

i couldnt spend more than one night in her house and had a mask on the whole time because it fucking blew so hard to be in there. this fucking idiot got 3 huge WORKING dogs (pyrenees and a burmese mtn dog) because its "in her life plan" (news to me lmao!) and tldr she impulse bought them because theyre cute. shes never fucking home, works 9-5 and theyre crated a lot of the time and its fucking horrible to see, i freaked the absolute fuck out on her when i first heard that she had new puppies like what 2 years ago? fucking neglecting the elderly dogs she already had in favor of getting these for some fucking reason, "no more dogs after this one dies" turns into 3 giant stupid fucking untrained, neglected mistakes. the singular saving grace is that they have a big yard to run around in, but that doesn't do a hell of a lot of good when it's hot and this idiot refuses to walk them when shes home anyway. couldn't possibly be because theyre untrained and will drag her stupid ass down the street fr. i think im going to literallt snail mail the next door neighbor or maybe even both of them because like.... what the actual fuck is she doing with these dogs. GET HELP.

ive been telling this absolute knob for YEARS she needs to chill out and do something else (like 3 of her closest blood relatives died in the past several years, 2 of which she was literally caretaking, and she still volunteers at a fucking hospice and has NEVER SOUGHT BEREAVEMENT COUNSELING, LET ALONE COUNSELING IN GENERAL), she keeps saying shes fucking fine and we have LITERALLY had the exchange where she says it to my face and i gesture around and say CLEARLY!!!!!

Anyway. the dogs. shes going to get worse and i know it and im just so disgusted by the prospect of having to like lay it all out probably because no one else will, and i guess i care because its literally affecting me, i sat and wrote all this because im cleaning stuff i took from her house like books and SEALED ITEMS THAT ALSO SMELL LIKE CAT PISS ON THE INSIDE OF THE PACKAGING????????? and got triggered. but whatever. this woman treated me like shit and neglected me for my entire childhood and turns it around and goes WHATDIEVERDOTOYOU if i so much as refuse a hug even this far down the line, its been nearly 10 years since ive lived with her, and like. holy fuck. and she doesnt have a single fucking clue lol like idk its also just like pathetic and sad to see a person go through this, even though she gives me mmmm essentially nothing but feelings of disgust when i really think about it. its just fucked and everyones dying or doesnt care or doesnt feel like they can say anything and im like. idk. i could literally bring this up to lots of people she knows, i could find a damn way, but like yaknow..... it fucking sucks so hard to have to do all this bc this woman is literally severely mentally ill and needs a fucking hand but it sure as shit isnt going to be mine, at least not physically. god.

[cloudcountry]

isaac's chapter ten story has me in a chokehold PLEASE HELP ME

he literally start with this weird ass shit. Good Sir. CONTEXT HE FELL OVER ON MC BECAUSE HES SICK I JUST REALIZED THAT MIGHT BE IMPORTABT LMAO

napolean is literally a lifesaver :((( thank you bro i appreciate you bro

HES SO CUTE STOOP it's okay babe im here to take care of you muah muah <3333

HES SO SWEET TOO AGSGHSJAHS but no im not leaving deal with it. ❤️

exactly <3 i couldn't have said it better myself!!! let me dote on you CMON MAN

>:T

ITS NOT YOUR FAULT!!! if i get sick it's my own fault you can't take the blame for this i will not let you.

MC......MC DONT DO IT

damn it mc.

I KNOW I KNOW IM SORRY I DONT KNOW WHY MC DID THAT HELPPPP

i don't think he would appreciate you calling him a baby LMAO

please lie down......pleseeee lie down darling :((( cmon man

WAIT EHAT HOW DOD WE GET HERE i meannnn ah ha ha lip bite for sure babygirl!!!

NOT THE PUPPY DOG EYES RAHHHHHHHHH FINE

I WANT ME TO SPOON FEED HIM CMON

i guess so C: he's starting to trust us!!! and care about us!!!!! SCREMAING ND CRYING

mmmm......yeah but a girl can dream can't they :C

SHUT THE FUCK UPB HES SO ADORABLE I AM GOING TO SHOVE HIM IN A BELBDER AND PUT HIM IN A MOCROWAVE AND WATCH HIM SPIN AROUND AND EXPLODE RAHHHHHH

HES ALWAYS BEEN SWEET SHUT UP

mmm that's true C: it's very nice hehe <3 HE SHOULD GET SICK MORE OFTEN ACTUALLY /j

THEN I MUST BE A TERRIBLE PERSON FR

CONTEXT he asked mc to help him DRINK his silly little fake blood!! LIKE WHAT. WHY IS MC SO FLUSTERED JUST HELP??? I DONT GET HOW THATS EMBARRASSING GIRL YOU TRIED TO MAKE OFF HIS SHIRT

no :(((( why would i leave you here???

STOP IM GOING TO SCREAM THATS SO CUTE

ITS SO GOOD THOUGH.....SO GOOD FOR MY HEART AND SOUL.

this was a long ass post so i am sorry if you hit the read more expecting something small LMAO

he's so babygirl kissibg him