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erinwantstowrite · 1 month ago
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erin,,, I’m craving a jacket potato with the fluffiest insides, with butter and baked beans and cheese that goes melty…. mmmmmmmmmm (yes I am british how did you know)
i had to google what a jacket potato is and it's just a loaded baked potato- however this is the first time i don't immediately hate the term british people use for smth so congratulations, that's kind of a cute thing to call it
now i want a baked potato so bad...
i do, unfortunately, have to send you to prison for putting beans on your baked potato. i'm so sorry mae mae but that is a criminal offense. you need to be stopped before you hurt any other foods with beans
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culinary offense so bad you're getting life in prison, no chance of parole!! in fact, you're getting put in isolation. quarantined for the rest of your life
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starry-bi-sky · 3 months ago
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finally giving fem danyal her own au and fulfilling my 'danny is an animal whisperer' agenda at the same time: mother of monsters danyal 2.0
i say "2.0" because TECHNICALLY 'mother of monsters danyal' is an au I made back in June for Dark fem!Danyal (who I promptly named Layal). However, I haven't posted much for her yet, and I like the "mother of monsters" premise too much to leave it only to Layal. Plus Danyal in that au was going to become the mother of monsters anyway, just with significantly less world domination and mass extinction.
'Animal whisperer' Danny has been something I've been thinking about since my latest DP 'wolfpack au' post and it's! So fun to think about, and who no better to assign the idea to than Danyal Al Ghul? Who comes from a family infamously known for their love of animals and nature?
Fem Danyal is just purely self-indulgent. *gestures wildly at her* i just lomvb,,, her,,,, I've only really mentioned her in context of the 'Things in Threes' au/my first Danyal al Ghul au with the facial scar, but she's!!! I love her. She deserves her own au <33
So kill three birds with one stone! Make a post about it.
Anyways, Danny has a large lair. Similar to cult leader danyal, her lair is a giant mountain region resembling nanda parbat with a big temple/palace-like area built into the mountain. It's large, it's overflowing with natural flora, with its own mini-floating islands hovering over some areas, and it's also completely empty.
Danny takes one look at her lair upon first meeting, -- noting that it looked relatively smaller from the outside -- and promptly, with the elegance of an Al Ghul, goes "What the hell??" Because yes, while she does enjoy her own solitude and privacy, this is a bit ridiculous.
For heaven's sake, there's even a massive lake in there! What's she going to do with all this space? Can she make it any smaller? Why is it so big in the first place? This looks borderline like one of the mega-islands!
She finds out later that apparently, the amount of ectoplasm a ghost has can have an effect on the size of their lair. And since she has such a large core, her lair reflects that. Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff, it's bigger on the inside so it doesn't take up "too much space" on the outside. Don't worry about it too much.
Danyal isn't totally opposed to having such a large lair, she's just... a bit baffled by it. It feels like so much wasted space is all. All this flora and no fauna to enjoy it with. It's practically eerie.
She decorates her temple-palace area, transforming rooms to match her needs as she sees fit. In the center of the inner gardens is a massive tree that she likes to climb, with twisting, winding branches. Sam and Tucker have honorary rooms, even if they can't safely leave the specter speeder for long periods of time, even with proper safety equipment. So does Jazz. Ali (Dani) has one too, but he can actually use that one, and Danny brought him to her lair so he could decorate it himself.
She has a personal garden, but for the most part she lets the flora exist as it is. Too much space to cultivate it en masse anyways.
Skip to a few weeks later, on her next visit to Clockwork. She developed a habit of going to see him semi-regularly just because. She enjoys his wisdom, and he has a lot of stories to tell, and when he's not being the cryptic and esoteric timekeeper, he's a bit goofy.
(pushing my dadwork agenda here,,, i think Danny deserves to go 'hey, Lord Clockwork, do you want me to buy you something' while she's at walmart, only to receive a singular glowing sticky note that says 'cucumber gatorade'.)
(She insists on referring to him with his proper titles even for the most mundane of things because it's proper, but Clockwork sees a future where she eventually calls him "Cee" and by all things in existence is he determined to get there. Anyways,,,)
On her next visit to Clockwork, just as she is about to leave, Clockwork stops her and goes; "Ah, I have something for you. Hold out your hands."
Danny does as such, and Clockwork doesn't give out things often, so her curiosity has spiked to the highest levels. He turns away from her for a moment, using his staff to summon whatever it is he needs, and when he turns around.
He drops a fish into her hands. Granted, a fish in a small glass tank. But a fish nonetheless. A small one, roughly about the size of her finger, with a blue-black, eel-shaped body and four sets of glowing eyes. She can see thin, almost translucent, but spiny fins down its back and the start of bioluminescent markings. It's swimming around in circles in its small container.
"Lord Clockwork." Danyal says all too calmly.
"Yes, Danyal?"
"What is this?"
"That is an adolescent leviathan, Danyal." She’s transfixed onto the tank, but she doesn’t need to see Clockwork’s face to hear the smile he’s stifling.
The myriad of emotions that runs through her all at once threatens to overwhelm her, and she can’t tell if the feelings are negative or positive. So she carefully closes her eyes to breathe in through her nose.
“Clockwork.”
“Ah, I see you’ve dropped formalities.”
She ignores that.
“Why have you given me an adolescent leviathan?”
She's expecting the trickster to look amused when she opens her eyes. Instead, he just looks endeared. "I know you're fond of animals," he says, "and you always look amazed when you come across an animal of the realms. So I thought you might enjoy taking care of the young beast, it's mother is dead so it has no one to care for it."
Oh.
"But, if you don't like it," Clockwork's hands reach out for the tank, "I can simply take it back--"
Danyal shifts the tank out from his reach and hugs it possessively. "I never said that. How do I care for it?"
And so clockwork gives her a list, and when Danyal returns to her lair, she sets up a large tank in her room for the leviathan to swim in -- it's much too small for the lake right now, she thinks. She'll feel better if it's somewhere she can find it. She names him Suhā.
Suhā grows quickly, and by the end of the mortal month she transforms one of the rooms into a large pond for him to swim around in. He's a very loyal beast, recognizing her as it's mother of some kind. Danyal takes great care ensuring that her beastie gets quality care, and Suhā swims to the surface to see her when he senses her in the room.
It spirals from there. Somehow, Pandora catches wind that Clockwork gave her a leviathan, and so the next time Danyal visits the Greater Athens, she gives her a baby chimera. It's eyes are still sealed shut, Danyal can't bring herself to say no. She names the little beastie Firas.
Frostbite hears about it too, and not to be outdone, gives her an animal she's never even heard of. Infinite-realms born, apparently. A fox-like creature with two small horns like an impala, four eyes, and tall legs. The name isn't something she's quite sure how to write down, and she's positive that her friends won't be able to comprehend it. She names her Eira.
Getting the three of them used to each other was... interesting. Suhā tried to eat Firas when Danyal first introduced the two, and they've hated each other ever since. Firas and Eira are seemingly getting along. Her island already feels full enough with the three of them on it.
Of course, that's not the end of it. With her luck, she begins stumbling across other monsters. Realms-borne or otherwise. An injured hydra in the Grecian islands that, through lots of trial and error, Danyal is able to rehabilitate and heal. It routinely comes to visit her afterwards.
A griffin with a broken wing that she moves permanently to the island that likes to keep to itself, but tends to come down when she's near. It gets along best with Firas.
A panther-like monster from the Shades Woods that had six legs and three tails, with ends that reminded her of a venus flytrap. It stuck around the heavy foliage and she can only make out where it was when she saw its golden eyes reflect.
She befriends a young indrik with its leg injured, and much like the hydra it follows her back to her island, and stays there in the mountains. It comes out when she's alone, much like her other beasts.
She receives two more leviathan -- one from clockwork, and one she finds herself while exploring the deeper and darker recesses of the Ghost Zone. It was huddled against the carcass of its mother, and she managed to befriend and get close enough to it to bring it back to her island. Suhā is fully grown by then, with a head bigger than Danyal herself and he still likes to stick her head out of the water for nuzzles when she's near.
He's not very happy with his new siblings, but he's not trying to eat them when she's not looking. So she calls it a win in her book.
And it's not just large beasts either; smaller animals begin popping up when she's not looking. Bird-like creatures and small mammals, and she swears she saw a doe (or something resembling a doe) grazing in the forest while she was walking by.
She takes back with her a lone snake egg once, and it grows so big it wraps around her island and sleeps with its massive head on the mountain beside the temple, like some smaller breed of Jörmungandr.
And on and on it goes. Some of the beasts she comes across never step foot onto her island, some of them follow her back, while others she has to carry back. Not all of the ones that follow her stay, and Danny rehabilitates the injured and releases them when they're fully healed.
It's hectic, and busy, and frankly she loves it. Some of her rehabilitated beasts return to visit her, or to have their children somewhere on the island, or whatever it is they need to do.
She becomes a bit infamous for it. She goes to visit Dorathea once, and as she's walking through the streets she can hear some of the denizens whispering while she walks past.
"Is that her?"
"Her highness' friend? Yes--"
"--that's the one--"
"--Mother of monsters--"
Danny's not sure how to feel about that.
Although, she can't say she's opposed.
Danyal Al Ghul, Mother of monsters, raiser of beasts. It has a nice ring to it.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc prompt#fem danny fenton#fem danyal al ghul#mother of monsters danny#if anyone wants to hear about Layal specifically I'd be HAPPY to tell you about her. she's inspired by the song 'scylla' from epic#you can't leave me with dark danny for too long i give him depth if i do. anyways i gave layal mommy issues. she has a complicated view on#danyal and both loves and hates her in equal measure. she killed her out of mercy. she's her mother her sister her other half.#she despises her. she misses her. she'll never see her again. she sees her every time she looks in the mirror. she's 24. she's 10 years old#can you tell that i made layal during a time where i was thinking about the 'dan is danny's kid' dpdc trope bc that's exactly what happened#*holds dad!clockwork up like potato.* 'i just think he's neat :)'#i am incapable of making things only cracky. i must make it meaningful in some way or another.#MMMM i have to cut it off here before it gets too looooNNGGG.#if this flops i'll be sad :((#i just think the idea that danyal has her own little world on her island is neat. she's got dragons and wyrms and serpents and giant wolves#and griffins and one time there's a sphinx although she doesn't stay permanently. Danyal has a blast answering her riddles though.#that panther is based off the dnd displacer beast. there's little salamanders and gazelles with three eyes. there's more sea monsters than#just suhā and the other two leviathans but i couldnt think of any. im obsessed with the sea serpents if you havent notice LMFAO.#there's pegasi and a manticore and a ton of infinite realms monsters that are just an assortment of animals slapped together#the shades woods are a mega-island idea that i had. they're where a bunch of the “shades ghosts” are from. Its this large forest area with#megaflora trees similar to the redwood forest with canopies so thick and wide that no light can reach the bottom. so all of the native faun#living there have adapted to live in the shadows. there are a few villages that live in tall tree houses like the ewok villages that outsid#ghosts can go visit. the panther that's from there is very fond of danyal honestly. anyways yEAH ANIMAL WHISPERER DANNY.#her beasties are all animals up until she's like. 19. where she promptly steals an infant minotaur from a Legends Islands near Pandora#he wasn't being treated well okay!!! she couldn't stand by and watch. his name is asterion. he's a year old. and she'll kill for him.#i dont have enough tags to talk about Damian or her family >:T. just know that i am leaning into her assassin bg as usual :)
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ozi-uwu-vwv-owo · 11 months ago
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Dragonposting:3
1. The gay sex icy-marth on e621
2. The boobie censor quangdoann on e621
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junos-cacophony · 7 months ago
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aesrot · 9 months ago
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Wawawawawawawaaaaaa /noises at you. I’m going to the store want anything?
wawawawawwaaawawawa yesyes bring me some energy drink and potato chips plis? 🥺🥺
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maladaptive-maniac · 1 year ago
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Where’s the Subnautica/BZ mod that adds rice to the game and lets us make sushi
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doueverwonder · 1 year ago
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I have the taste in mayo salads of a 53 yr old white woman
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blu3berrydraws · 2 years ago
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im often struck by the fact that other people's cultures are so rich and beautiful and like... I have none :' ) it makes me sad. I wish I had more knowledge of our traditional culture and values but i feel like my country has been a melting pot of different stuff since the 17th century and we really don't have any culture of our own at all, and what we do have is so damn lameeee (or literally racist, so ew)
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twstinginthewind · 2 years ago
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🥔🥔🥔🥔 Four potatoes for two sets of siblings! Carders and Sealpontes! (Also their favorite potato dishes, just because.)
[🥔] What do they have that others see as a flaw, but they don't care about?
Joker's apparent flaw is her tendency to chatter on enthusiastically when the topic of conversation turns to something that she's interested in. It can be charming or cute if the listener is also interested in the topic (or if they just like listening to her getting really passionate about something like sourdough starters or songs that use mixolydian mode), but it can grate on someone disinterested or with little patience. Her favorite potato dish is chili cheese fries, even if they don't agree with her later.
Punch has a tendency to lose track of time when he's focused on a project, and unless he sets alarms to remind himself to stop, he will often work for hours and hours without a break. He doesn't really see this as a flaw; his hyperfocus allows him to get things done efficiently, he thinks, and he's usually enjoying himself if he's letting time slip away like that. However, his friends and sister worry about him losing sleep, skipping meals, forgetting to attend club meetings, and so on. His favorite potato dish is pan-fried gnocchi with sage & butter sauce.
Sia has a bad case of resting bitch face. It makes her look cold and unapproachable, which is probably not traits that a young socialite should have. It gives off an intense "ice queen" vibe. And she loves it - it keeps her from having to deal with people who might just be after her for her inheritance, her social status, or her figure. If the only people who come up to her are the ones with good reason to, she figures that's the best possible outcome. Her favorite potato dish is potato-leek soup.
Mia has a tendency to come off as an airhead, because of her casual way of speaking and her enthusiasm for pop culture. She doesn't have a problem with this; if she's underestimated by people, it makes it that much easier for her to overtake them. She is in the top twenty students of the freshman class; no one would ever expect that from someone who gets as excited as she does over glitter nail polish or Neige's latest magazine photoshoot. Her favorite potato dish is fondant potatoes!
Fruit & Veggie Asks!
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hildegardladyofbones · 1 year ago
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do you ever spend time scrolling because you're wayy too excited to pick up that book again because it's about your favourite topic and thinking about it makes you sooo stressed because it's your favouirte topic? or should i get diagnosed with autism
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youremysunshine8 · 2 years ago
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Sober sunshine is my favorite person she made these potato cubes for me so they'd be ready JUST when the tipsy hit
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kangaracharacha · 8 months ago
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iconic of me, the original food hater, to only be able to definitively pick something i love from this list
What brings people together is not mutual love but mutual hatred. Share a random, benign, food-related hatred with me:
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selfshipdorito · 20 days ago
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hi hi! for the ask game, how about 🥇 and 🍿?
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hiya!! thanks for the ask!
🍿 - Favorite and least favorite foods?
favourite: mashed potatoes (typing this makes me want mashed potatoes)
least favourite: I have a few foods I absolutely can't stand, but raw tomatoes and coriander take the cake
🥇 - What are you most proud of yourself for?
now this is a hard question (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) maybe surviving this semester? and the others too? cuz stuff happened and university is a living hell but I'm still here somehow
that or maybe my OCs (okay I am proud of my oc lore structure, I love them with all my heart)
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rustedgate · 27 days ago
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shoup
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literallyaurl · 28 days ago
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Leek and potatoes, cut them, cook in butter, add hot stock and boil for a bit then blend. The BBC has a very good recipe, it says to add cream at the end but you can either add milk instead or just go without (I can't taste the difference either way)
You angel!!!!!! Do you know I love both leeks and potatoes a great deal I will have to make this !!! Thank you 💜💜💜💜💜💜
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yeast-rolls · 2 months ago
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make some good freaking soup
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