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my Ethical Sorcery professor told me i cant just sling evil curses at people willy nilly without considering the ramifications so i turned him into a sheep with big-ass horns

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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

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"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

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idk man i don't have any strict goals in life. i might make an artifact

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A lot of internet-famous people--guy who can pick any lock, guy who can make anything out of chocolate, guy who can drink lots of water without spilling a drop--are like characters a five-year-old would make up for a comic book.

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Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

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Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

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literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

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i am an utilitarist like it makes sense dude. why would i feel bad when i can feel good? "oh if you feel bad now you’ll feel good in the future, in the longterm" ok well that’s bullshit bc if i died tomorrow i’ll get no longterm happiness at all but i would have felt bad the last few weeks before my death. nothing is sure in life, idiot. so like obviously i’d rather feel good in short term. dumbass. this philosphy shit is easy.

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horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “actually the gay bar is next door” and the horse says “I’m not gay”

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Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

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Hi I just want to make sure everyone is aware of Big Metroplex

He is 4 feet tall

Look at him

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"