#mmm... nice

[uuuhshiny]

Vladimir Verevochkin in Double

[whump-in-the-closet]

“Ready to come home?”

“You’d have to beat me senseless before I went willingly with you anywhere.”

“That can be arranged.”

[familyromantic]

Serious literary critics: *write essays on why authors use taboo tropes, including incest, in their works, and what it symbolises*

A 17 year old anti on the Internet: You are just a pedo and also want to fuck your relatives.

[m00nbuggies]

not sure i like this but! posting it anyways

[brodorokihousuke]

testing some new brushes

[teacolouredink]

"May I take your order? ♡"

A doodle I did for a reply on bluesky hehe 🩷 I posted a screenshot from the game of my character looking comically short behind the counter in my ice cream shop I built with the same caption and somebody actually commented the flavour they wanted. So I felt compelled to doodle this to send back to them ehehe

(This screenshot right here btw!!)

[moeblob]

Uno Reverse

[naffeclipse]

Talk about your monster husband ocs coward (affectionate❤️)

Everyone, the tumblr user themeeplord is bullying me (affectionate <3)!!

You have no idea how normal I am about my monster OCs. They're so lovely just let me—ahhh!

Hawthorn is a Mothman monster. His wings are based on the garden tiger moth and he is so fluffy! He has a thick fuzz on his neck and chest and is a warm, cuddlebug. He also possesses bright orange eyes that pierce the darkness and startle the unfortunate late-night hikers or anyone piercing into the woods after midnight.

He has a thing for hanging out in the thick woods near where the MC lives. Wherever he goes, bad omens follow. He really shouldn't be near MC—he knows he'll be the death of his precious little human, but he can't help it. He's drawn to the MC like a moth to a flame (heheh). He's delightful and gentlemanly, but don't let that fool you. He's got a possessive stretch a mile wide and does not take kindly to anyone giving the MC looks or reaching out for a too-familiar touch. He will bristle and buzz, and fly swift and silent through the darkness to chase after anyone to ensure the MC stays all to himself. He is a bad omen, after all.

Grease is an oil demon! He feeds off of fear, literally, and delights in terrifying people in the night. His body is slick and iridescent, and he is constantly dripping black goo from his person. He is capable of shifting his form to hide in a puddle, slink underneath doors, or bubble through a crack in a broken window. He's got wicked sharp teeth, and eyes like a tiger but with a pale, unsettling blue color. He possesses tendrils on his head that constantly drip and a long, slick tail that he can use to grab MC by the ankle. He's terribly seductive and charming, terrifying but mischievous. He likes to say 'boo' just to watch MC jump. Of course, he's not all tang and salt. He's got a sweet side that rouses in a protectiveness over MC. He's possessive, sure, and he's marked his claim with the oil stains on MC's work apron, but he's got an ooey-gooey center of sweetness that MC occasionally finds when he blushes at a stray touch or a nice comment about him.

Calmo 91, otherwise just called Calmo, is a robot. Constructed in the 90s with a box TV screen head to match, he has bright yellow optics in the screen face along with thick wires falling behind his head in a ponytail-like fashion. He is cool and difficult to read but wickedly intelligent and learning much about humans and affections. His body is a thin endoskeleton with plastic matt gray coverings that give peeks of blue, red, and yellow wires at his metallic joints. He's got a mysterious past the MC is attempting to unravel that he truly wishes the MC would leave be. He's got much to learn about technology but he quickly figures out how to connect to the MC's phone for texting, phone calls, and other useful things of course, like keeping tags on where MC is and monitoring MC's heart rate. Useful tools. Modern technology. Living in the MC's house, he gets to spend more domestic time with the human he decided is kind and generous, but the MC occasionally finds him at the foot of the bed in the darkness, his yellow optics strangely switched to red until the MC says his name and his optics revert back to yellow again.

[whaliiwatching]

my brother in CHRIST i am rubbing my eyes all over your art like that one spongebob episode with the got damn treasure map

hope this is soft enough to clean ur eyes with <3

[zatozato]

oh yeah, reposting old Nice art from twt

[sulky-cabbage]

I swear st.sg makes Sukugo even more compelling.

Just picture Sukuna and Uraume making fun of Yuji and then Kenjaku inserts himself in their conversation to mock gojo and his confession in jjk0 and how he used Gojo's love to seal him (mf thinks he's part of the group)

But he does NOT get the reaction he was expecting from Sukuna not only because he hates Kenjaku (he does) and not because he's jealous (he is) but because Gojo Satoru's love being ridiculed doesn't sit right with him for some reason...

I'd say Kenjaku figured Sukuna out right there lmao

[gravitytrips]

rating the mercs on how good their hugs are bc uhhhh

Big ✅

Strong ✅

Soft-fabric clothes ✅

smells like ethanol ✅

10/10 overall

Small ✅

strong ✅

smells like bacon and/or metal ✅

Fat=soft ✅

soft clothes ✅

10/10 overall

Smells like cigarettes ❌

VERY soft clothes ✅

strong upper body ✅

the dad instincts will kick in and he’ll hug you back trust ✅

7/10 overall

Wiry ❌

smells like cheap cologne ❌

shirt fabric is definitely cheap too ❌

all strength in lower body ❌

would hug you as tight as he could ✅

4/10 overall

Medium sized ✅

Rubbery clothes ❌

squishy ✅

all the solid pieces on his mask ❌

would be so happy ✅

smells like smoke ✅

5/10 overall

Strong ✅

Will be overjoyed ✅

smells like honey ✅

might be sticky ❌

rough clothes ❌

8/10 overall

Soft clothes ✅

slightly less wiry than Scout. Still like hugging a board ❌

STINKS ❌

DIRTY ❌

you would probably end up with his hat ✅

4/10 overall

Big ✅

strong ✅

vest probably has a nice texture ✅

fat=soft ✅

smells like gun oil and probably sandwiches ✅

10/10 overall

Medium sized ✅

strong ✅

soft, baggy clothes ✅

smells like alcohol ❌

will be overjoyed ✅

9/10 overall

[theitssosof]

Riding his dick slow as I’m soaking us both with some heavy kissing makes me cum so hard 💓

[koco-coko]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL REPEAT THIS ISNT A DRILL

he's my favorite now its gonna take a lot to top this one (except for you victor youre my favorite pookie dookie bear you silly goose)

[albaharu]

I gotta admit I didn't name them when I started posting the lil tumblr choose your own adventure thing, and now im like, mmm idk how to drop their names now in poll number 4 lmao but from left to right they are Cotton, Calamity and Chestnut

[azaracyy]

a lesson on good karma digimon survive week 2024 day 4: supporting characters