#mlp incorrect quotes

[2dfangirl]

Sunset: My wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “Your hot bread is done,” she says to me. Disgusting.

Twilight: I don’t say that. “Hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds.

Twilight: “Your lightly warmed bread is done.” I tell you.

Twilight: One of these days I'm not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “Wow this is perfectly done”.

Sunset: “Thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me.

[mouseydate]

Applejack: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Rainbow Dash: Did Rarity say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Applejack: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

[intrusiveinks]

A few more of those lazy things while I do other stuff

[lordedlady]

*yes*

[overheard-at-twilights-castle]

Twilight: Wait a minute... you're in a relationship with Trixie?

Starlight: Yeah. Thoughts?

Twilight: And prayers.

[thatsnotfriendship]

Twilight, in literally any situation: DISCORD NO

Discord: Discord YES

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Twilight, in literally any situation: PINKIE NO

Pinkie: PINKIE YES

[cornerofhell]

Cop: You're under arrest for exceeding the motorcycle limit with 3 passangers!

Big Mac: Oh no...

Spike: Wait... Three passangers?

Discord: FUCK, SHINING ARMOR FELL OFF

[bigahhhhhhhh]

It's moments like these that make me love the show... Also it makes me so sad the way hasbro is treating G4 after it ended and is now trashing on both g5 and g4 (mostly on g4 midia considering eqg being cancelled, the cancelled comic series, and so on...); like dude? This is one of your most famous and loved franchises... if you out the episodes on youtube for free in your channel it would be more profitable than g5, specially considering there is no complete mlp in any streaming service....

[ladymiraclewings]

Starlight Glimmer: If you aren’t on a diet, then why do you drink diet sodas? Trixie Lulamoon: So I can eat regular cake.

[puzzled-pegasus]

"You're spoutin' more bullshit than a Texas Longhorn after eatin' ten pounds of two week old enchiladas on rodeo day!"

-Applejack, at some point probably

[craftyjellyfishcat]

The Squad is playing Minecraft together Sandbar: Ooh, a village! You know what that means! Ocellus: Hostile takeover? Yona: Genocide? Smolder : Steal everything! Sandbar: No, I meant- Silverstream: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough! Gallus: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?! Sandbar: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors… Silverstream: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea. Gallus: Agreed.

[2dfangirl]

Rarity, putting on lipstick: We still haven't found one lipstick that's kiss proof. You must be getting awfully bored with this experiment.

Applejack: [slumped on the couch, covered in lipstick markings, in a state of absolute bliss]

[mouseydate]

Pinkie: That shirt looks great, Fluttershy. Fluttershy: Thanks. Pinkie: But I bet it would look even better on Twilight's floor. Twilight: Are you hitting on Fluttershy… for me?

[intrusiveinks]

Courtesy of printerest here are some shitty lazy incorrect quote thingies I guess. Sorry no rarity this time, maybe I'll make more later.

[ameliathefatcat]

Octavia: You are an idiot, Vinyl

Vinyl: At least I’m your idiot, Octy

Octavia: Still a massive idiot

[overheard-at-twilights-castle]

Pinkie: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife out way out of this one girlies

Fluttershy, sighing reluctantly: Manslaughter is is