#mlb no body no crime

[trying414]

okay but the author's tags (i'm re-tagging with them) have me cackling

ML AU where everything is the same but Adrien is convinced his Father killed his mother and is doing everything to try and prove it.

[chiefhalliday]

❝ the new york city police department strives to foster a safe and fair city … and solve the problems that create crime and disorder through an interdependent relationship between the people and its police … ❞

[ sky - 23 - she/her - gmt - no triggers ]

tw: death, cancer, injury ↴

✧･ﾟ— B A S I C S

— NAME: Rowan Jameson Halliday

— NICKNAME/S: Ro (by those closest to him)

— D.O.B.: 6th January 1950 (age 74)

— GENDER, PRONOUNS, SEXUALITY: Cis male, he/him, demisexual

— HOMETOWN: New York City, NY, USA

— CURRENT RESIDENCE: Brooklyn

— AFFILIATION: Law Enforcement

— JOB POSITION: Chief of the New York Police Department

— EDUCATION: High School ; NYPD Academy

✧･ﾟ— P E R S O N A L I T Y

— MBTI: ENFJ – the protagonist

— POSITIVE TRAITS: Considerate, charming, selfless, patient, observant, loyal

— NEGATIVE TRAITS: Meticulous, stubborn, reserved, modest

— LIKES: reading, hot drinks, homemade food, history, baseball, old films, flowers, classic cars

— DISLIKES: tardiness, prejudice, injustice, insects, bitter food, hot weather, pranks, heavy metal music

✧･ﾟ— R E L A T I O N S H I P S

— MOTHER: Lenora Florence Halliday (née Jameson)

— FATHER: Winston Robert Halliday (deceased)

— SISTER: (SEE WANTED CONNECTION)

— ‘THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY’: Loren ‘Evie’ Yvaine Hawkins

✧･ﾟ— A P P E A R A N C E

— FACECLAIM: Tom Selleck

— EYE COLOUR: Blue-green

— HAIR COLOUR: Black with flecks of grey

— BUILD: Tall

— HEIGHT: 6’ 4”

— SCARS/BIRTHMARKS: A small scar from a stab wound on his right thigh

— BODY MODIFICATIONS: N/A

— CLOTHING:

✧･ﾟ— F A V O U R I T E S

— FOOD: Cream cheese bagels

— DRINK: Root beer and whisky sours

— BOOK: The Call of the Wild by Jack London

— FILM: Bullitt (1968)

— TV SHOW: The MLB and any kind of nature documentary

— SEASON: Winter

— COLOUR: Blue

✧･ﾟ— B I O G R A P H Y

— Rowan was born at 2:36am on 6th January 1958 in New York City, NY, to Winston and Lenora Halliday. He also has a sister four years his junior.

— From a young age, Rowan had a great admiration for both of his parents. Being a police officer himself, Winston taught his son the values of trust, comradeship, respect, and a sense of purpose. They would play baseball together for hours on the weekends, go to the cinema, and even go on fishing trips out of state. Lenora taught her son patience, kindness, dedication, and optimism. Before retirement, she was an actress (mainly working in theatre and television) and then later a tutor at the prestigious Juilliard School, but she would always let Rowan offer his own creative insight in her work.

— Rowan was bullied at school until his father taught him to fight back. He’d do his best of ignore the boys that picked on him, but when they started to push him and hit him then Rowan knew he had to do something about it. So when the boys got a taste of their own medicine and were finally put in their place, Rowan got into trouble with the principal, but wasn’t punished by his parents- in fact, they were proud of him- and the boys never bothered him again.

— Rowan always worked hard at school. He got top grades in his English and gym classes and average grades in the rest, but he already had his heart set on following in his father’s footsteps to become a police officer. After graduating high school, he enrolled in the academy where he greatly excelled and gained a name for himself as a sharpshooter in target practice. However the process wasn’t as straightforward as Rowan thought. Whilst he was outstanding at his job, he had a tendency to doubt himself and thought that he could never live up to his father’s expectations and reputation. His mother was always trying to reassure him that he didn’t have to be a replica of his father and that he should just be himself: the considerate, brave, loyal, and benevolent man that he grew to be.

— Upon graduating from the police academy, Rowan was assigned to the 13th precinct in Manhattan South, staying for 6 years, before being transferred several times as his career progressed. He passed the sergeant’s exam first time around and a year later, when Rowan was 27, his father was shot in the line of duty during a drive-by and spent a week in the hospital. The injury effected his mobility and was forced to take early retirement. Rowan hated seeing his father so depressed and once Winston was able to travel the two went upstate to fish together for a weekend.

— Rowan had just received his promotion to Captain when his father got sick and not long later died of pancreatic cancer. It was a time when Rowan was considering changing careers, but after finding a letter written to him by Winston before he died, Rowan was spurred on to continue in the NYPD and he always keeps that letter close to him as a reminder.

— Fortunately, Rowan himself was never shot, but came close on a number of occasions. The worst injuries he suffered were a broken arm and a stab wound to the thigh- both of which left him doing administrative duties for several weeks. During this time though he gained an appreciation and respect for members of the NYPD who weren’t officers or detectives, understanding the importance of the so-called minor roles that were actually just as important. If he ever saw an officer or detective treating a sketch artist or a secretary badly he would waste no time in standing up for them.

— Despite being qualified for the job, and with several commendations to prove it, Rowan never wanted to be the police chief. When he was the top choice for the job, he initially turned it down, citing that he was too old and due for retirement, not a promotion. But his modesty was dismissed and after a little more persuasion (particularly from his mother and sister) he took the job. He knew that being Aaron Keaton’s successor would come with its trials and tribulations, but Rowan is prepared to give it everything and to make a difference to people’s lives.

✧･ﾟ— W A N T E D C O N N E C T I O N S

— FAMILY FIRST: Family has always been important to Rowan, especially after the death of his father. This wanted connection would, most importantly, be for his sister (any FC who could pass would do!), but maybe also for his niece/nephew. You would have free reign with their career, personal life, etc., but would have a tight knit relationship with Rowan. Bonus points if the niece/nephew followed Uncle Rowan into law enforcement!

— THE RIGHT HAND: This connection, of course, would be for the deputy chief of police and Rowan’s most trusted confidant. Their opinions and views matter most to Rowan and not only would they be close friends, but they would work side by side in ensuring the people of New York City are safe and that crime rates come down.

— REMEMBER WHEN: I would absolutely love for Rowan to have a former partner or good friend who he worked with back on the beat. They could meet up often, reminisce about the good old days, and attend each other’s family gatherings amongst other things.

— BROKEN TRUST: On the other hand, your muse could be a former partner who turned bad (or perhaps they were corrupt all along) and a once great duo formed on trust and friendship was ruined by the poison of crime and corruption. Part of Rowan hopes he never sees his old friend again so he doesn’t have to punish them, but that would be an occupational hazard of being the police chief.

[ridiculous-disaster]

Part two of judging ladybugs outfits, and we’re getting in the right direction, it’s slightly less boring. Don’t get my wording wrong it’s still boring as all hell, and has almost all the issues the last one had, it’s still quite, sexual I guess. I’m going to continue on this issue, the outfit is so skin tight that her body shape is almost impossible to miss. I’m not trying to look at a child like that, but she feels very sexualized, this is an ongoing problem in the show but it’s worse for Ladybug as she show up most often. I’m also 90% sure I have seen her be in weird poses in Mlbs actual twitter. This is worse when others make fan animations, not going to showcase any example as I don’t have permission to use someone else’s work and I’m not planning on asking.

Beyond all that the outfit is still boring, it still looks like one of the first drafts. There is nothing interesting about this outfit. There are still spots absolutely everywhere and it still looks both unimaginative and uninspired. At least her hair lengths a little but not enough. She is still stupid recognizable.

Also didn’t mention this last time as it has been pointed out to death already, but Marinette is supposed to be a fashion designer, right. This is basically a fashion crime it’s so boring. If I was a superhero I couldn’t show up to a fight in that and still have any dignity left, especially not if I was a fashion designer (witch I’m not). She feels like she’s made to be easy to be made into a toy. The machine doesn’t need to be to complicated.

Those were bad, at least it’s heading in a better direction with the next few entries. I’m going to need the break of bad outfits to prepare for the later ones.

Byeee!

[laresearchette]

Wednesday, September 18, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: THE BAY (BritBox) SURVIVOR (Global) 8:00pm THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY (Bravo Canada) 9:00pm

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT?: BIG CATS 24/7 (PBS Feed) THE GOLDEN BACHELORETTE (Premiering on September 23 on CityTV at 8:00pm)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

CRAVE TV THE REBUILD: INSIDE THE MONTREAL CANADIENS

DISNEY + STAR AFTER BAYWATCH: MOMENT IN THE SUN (all episodes) AGATHA ALL ALONG (two-episode premiere @9pm ET/6pm PT) AMERICAN SPORTS STORY: AARON HERNANDEZ (two-episode premiere @10am ET/7am PT) TELL ME LIES (Season 2, new episodes)

NETFLIX CANADA MONSTERS: THE LYLE AND ERIK MENENDEZ STORY THE QUEEN OF VILLAINS (JP) TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM TWILIGHT OF THE GODS

2024 FIFA WOMEN'S U20 WORLD CUP (TSN3) 5:18pm: USA vs. Korea DPR

MLB BASEBALL (SN) 6:30pm: Dodgers vs. Marlins (SN) 7:30pm: Jays vs. Rangers (SN Now) 7:30pm: Pirates vs. Cardinals (TSN3/TSN5) 9:30pm: Padres vs. Mariners (SN1) 9:30pm: Yankees vs. Mariners

BACK TO ROOTS (APTN) 7:00pm: Perry and Chef Denia do a visual hunt for elk; chef Denia shows Perry where she forages wild raspberries; Perry makes a raspberry mimosa mocktail for them to enjoy as they discuss ingredients and upcoming recipes.

MLS SOCCER (TSN/TSN4) 7:30pm: Toronto FC vs. Columbus (TSN/TSN4) 10:30pm: LAFC vs. Austin

2024 EVEREST NORTH AMERICA CLUB MEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP (TSN5) 8:00pm: USA vs. Canada

THE PASSIONATE EYE (CBC) 8:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): YINTAH: Freda Huson, a Wet'suwet'en leader, faces down the federal government, multinational oil companies and an armed police invasion, as she leads her nation in a struggle to protect their territory from gas and oil pipelines.

SECRET HISTORY (APTN) 9:00pm: A young Mohawk woman defies adversity to become Canada's first Indigenous nurse; stationed on France's front lines, her spirit, compassion and selflessness inspire strength and salvation.

DON’T EVEN (Crave) 9:00pm/9:30pm: Uncle Sizzle's employee of the month, Harley, is celebrated at a staff party where Mickey is unusually supportive; Violet and Showboat go all out to get into the battle of the bands; things go off the rails when Cousin Cheryl meets her hero. In Episode Two, Violet steps into the limelight at the battle of the bands and stares down at a difficult fork in the road; Harley's misadventure with Mickey Carp leads to an unexpected outcome.

NEW YORK HOMICIDE (Lifetime Canada) 10:00pm: Realtor to the stars Linda Stein is found bludgeoned to death in her apartment, but her larger-than-life personality meant Linda made enemies as well as admirers; with evidence from the crime scene, only painstaking sleuthing can identify her killer.

HOW (NOT) TO GET RID OF A BODY (Investigation Discovery) 10:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): A young Ohio man vanishes without a trace, detectives embark on an investigation involving a love triangle, drugs and murder.

[mediamonarchy]

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[forgottenyogurtgods]

no body, no crime

by forgottenyogurtgods

Summary: [I think he did it but I just can’t prove it. No, no body, no crime But I ain’t letting up until the day I die.] 

Adrien is a Swiftie. To be fair, who isn’t? And her Evermore album? Chef’s kiss! Except… one song put an idea in his head and now he can’t get it out. 

Inspired by this tumblr post.

Chapter 1/?

Episode One

Hi, my name’s Adrien Agreste!

Wait, no. That is a terrible way to start this. Okay, umm…

My mom disappeared when I was— 

No, that’s still really bad. Ugh, why is this so hard?

Okay, uh, I’m just going to go with what feels right. This is probably going to go… yeah.

This is Emilie Agreste. She was a model, an actress, a philanthropist, a pianist, a wife, and my… my mother.

She was the kind of person everyone wanted to be around. Someone who was just nice for the sake of being nice. She gave more than she had and always, always took her time to check on other people. 

I grew up admiring her, wanting to be exactly like her. Because that’s the kind of person everyone should want to be! She just… she made you want to be that way.

And then, two years ago, she just… vanished.

It was a whole thing. My dad and the media and the whole world were involved, and I was. I was caught right in the middle of it.

Her car was found abandoned outside of Paris. Her keys in the ignition. Her wallet and phone in the glove compartment. Her favorite pair of stilettos tucked under the passenger seat. The dress she was going to wear was lying on the back seat.

We were supposed to go out to dinner, just me and her, the night she disappeared.

It was a tradition we did once a month. A mother and son night.

We’d get all dressed up — hair, clothing, shoes, everything — and just go out to eat.

She used to say that those were her favorite days of the month. Everything else was scheduled around those days. They had to be. She made sure that we would, at the very least, have that day.

It’s not like I never saw her or anything, but she was busy. She took time off from acting and modeling when I was younger to be with me, but when I was old enough, she put herself back in the spotlight.

All of that made it difficult for her to be my mom. And we all hated it — my mom, my father, and me. So, my mom set up date nights. Our guaranteed night to spend time with her.

We’d see her outside of this, but it wasn’t the quality time she wanted and we needed, and it just… it sucked.

By now, if you haven’t really guessed, I’m not exactly normal. In more ways than one. 

With my mom being who she was and my father being a fashion designer who has his own fashion house. They met when she was hired to model for another fashion house, back when he was still in school. 

It was her most iconic photo shoot. 

She wore this haute couture piece in the middle of a rainy scene. There were puddles everywhere and there was a rain machine.

My father was in charge of keeping the photographer dry and handing out towels and getting coffee. He ended up slipping in one of the puddles and, yeah.

My mom says that’s when he fell for her, my father said that she fell for him first.

So, date night. 

I remember getting ready to go. My father hired a stylist, Nathalie who became his assistant after my mom disappeared, to help me. She was kind of new to her job at the time and was asked to keep me busy while I waited for my mom.

We were talking about the latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series when the police arrived.

I remember being told that her car had been found and she was missing, but that there was a possibility that she was still alive.

And then days passed. And weeks. And then months. And there was no sign of her.

And then she was declared dead.

We had a funeral for her.

Her coffin was buried empty.

The reason she went missing wasn’t uncovered by the police.

Her case remains open.

And the clues pointing to what happened to her couldn’t be connected.

Until recently, that is.

This podcast docu-series is about me finding out what happened to my mom and proving to the world that my father killed her.

Also available on

[Ao3]

[FanFiction.Net]

[Wattpad]

[miraculous-trinity-leo]

IDEA LAND COMING UP!

While I am still working on the fics I currently have, my brain keeps thinking up different ideas for other fics, so here is what my brain has thought up in the last month.

Marvel x DC x MLB:

Symbiote Marinette!

At the age of 16, Scarlett Bug (Tikki + Mari + Her Symbiote), along with the help of Tempête (Kagami), Vipère (Luka), and Honey Bee (Chloé), defeat Hawkmoth . Chat Noir never showed up to the fight, probably a good thing considering it was Gabriel Agreste all along. The gang enjoys the next 2 days of peace and dealing with the reporters. On the third day Mari was having a wonderful time getting ready to open the Bakery with her Parents when Chat Noir walked in. He began his shpeel of how He and Marinette belonged together, when she refused and her parents asked him to leave, Chat ignored it until he forcefully grabbed Mari's arm. Marinette pulled away at the cost of getting her arm clawed. When her parents stepped between Chat and Marinette. Chat Noir called for his Cataclysm and killed both Tom and Sabine. Chat watched with satisfaction as they turned pale before their bodies turned black and fell to the floor. Mari sat shell shocked while Chat Noir looked at her with loving eyes as he said they could now be happy without anyone stopping them. Mari was frozen as Chat took a step forward, her vision going blurry from tears as Tempête and Honey Bee burst through the front door, attacking Chat Noir until he managed to escape.

A few minutes later Paramedics arrived, tending to Mari who sat at the curb with Chloé and Kagami while the Paramedics carried Tom and Sabines body of stretchers.

After that ordeal, Mari gave her god parents a call later that day, telling them her parents died, but not how they died. After the call, she gathered her stuff and went to stay with Chloé. The following day Natasha Romanoff and Dead Pool walked into Le Grand Paris, going up to Chloé's room, where Marinette was sitting on the couch with Chloé, Kagami and Luka by her side. Mari looked over to the sudden noise only to relax a bit before getting up to give them a hug.

After a long hug and tears, Natasha and DP went to get anything Mari may have missed in the rush of packing while Mari stayed with her friends. Once Nat and DP left, Mari got up, saying she had something to do before they got back.

Transforming, Scarlett Bug made her way to the Eiffel Tower, calling for Chat Noir to meet her there. After 30 minutes of waiting, Chat Noir finally showed up. Scarlett Bug didn't say anything as she tied Chat Noir up with some webs, and removed his ring. She apologized to Plagg berore turning to Adrien and speaking "As Guardian of the Miraculous, I strip you of the right to ever wield a Miraculous again, be it in this life time or any other." When Adrien asked why, Scarlett Bug raised her voice as pain and anger were clear in her tone "You are no longer worthey after taking the lives of two innocent people. I trusted you, they, trusted you. And you killed them." As Scarlett Bug turned slightly and saw cars approaching she made her way to leave "The authorities will deal with you shortly."

Afterwards she would go back to the hotel before Nat and DP got back. She spends the last 3 days with her friends and explaining to Paris that the Ladybug, nor the Black Cat Miraculous would be active anymore, as Hawkmoth was defeated and it posed an unnecessary risk. She continued to say that Tempête, and Honey Bee would continue to watch over Paris so the crime rate wouldn't escalate. During her last interview as Scarlett Bug, the reporter asked why Chat Noir wasn't there, which she then went on to say that he took two innocent lives and is now in custody. She left soon after to say goodbye to Chloé and Kagami.

Marinette left to New York with Nat, DP and Luka (who decided he would go earlier and meet with his dad Jagged later (yes he knows Jagged's his dad)) Mari and Luka begin interning at Stark Tower/Avengers Tower.

Mari learns to trust boys again slowly but surely, and is thankful she'll never see Adrien ever again...

Is what she hoped.

Ships?

Marinette x Peter!

Luka x MJ!

Kagami x Chloé !

HTTYD x DC x Marvel:

Everyone gets a dragon as a soul bound pet (Like Dæmons from the Golden Compass/His Dark Materials, but without the "if your dæmon dies, you die." it's a part of you yes, but if it gets hurt it doesn't hurt or kill the person. They rest and live in your soul, just say or think their name and poof! Your soul bound dragon appears) I'm also thinking that depending on how I fully write this idea, the dragons also assist in akuma battles... as in their scales change and they gain an ability similar to whatever ability their soul bound human's miraculous grants. For instance. Adrien has a skrill (an emerald green fading to pastel greens that's shockingly pretty cuddley) and when Adrien is Chat Noir his skrill turns black with glowing green to greenish yellow scales. The Skrill also gains destructive powers, plus its normal lightning. The dragons will stay in their miraculous state until their soul bound human de-transforms. The dragons can also alter their size for convenience.

Dragons to humans:

Marinette- A Stormcutter (Shades of blue to grayish blue and gray. Yellowy orange eyes)

Adrien- A Skrill (Shades of Emerald Green to pastel greens. Yellow eyes

Luka- A Speed Stinger (dark blue with shades of cyan accents. Turquoise eyes)

Kagami- A Razorwhip (silver with coper accents. Orange eyes)

Chloé- A Monstrous Nightmare (slight mustard yellow with dark golden brown markings. Light orange eyes)

Alix- A Catastrophic Quaken (light gray with blue. Sky blue eyes)

Star Wars: The Clone Wars x MLB:

Reincarnation!

Hawkmoth got ahold of both miraculous thanks to Chat, he wished for his wife back and for Nathalie to be in perfect health and it sacrificed Mari.

Mari meets The Creater, the parent of the Kwami and the universe itself. She's reborn and is adopted by Count Dooku. Get 2 robots who become sentient and are able to see the Kwami (DO NOT QUESTION THE PLOT MAGIC) and wield a miraculous. Mari gets a MagnaGuard (who has Pollen) that she names Watt-son, and an SD-K4 Assassin (Basically a spider droid that gets Mullo(my logic for this? Multiple Mini spider droids scaring the shit out of people. CHOAS.) that she affectionately names Anarchy.

Marinette has a double bladed lightsaber (like Maul) that she can split in two for dual wield combat (Like Ahsoka or Ventress). Her blade is Orange (Now you may be asking, why is it orange if she's adopted by Count Dooku, a known Sith? Well, that's because Dooku loves Mari as his own child, and bc orange is close to red. (Dooku and the outcome of the Clone Wars may or may not change thanks to Mari(who may be another chosen one (⌐ω ⌐) )

I am unsure if to also have Chloé reborn (Since Adrien was included in the wish, and he cared for Chloé as well as Marinette, so Chloé can also be reborn)

If Chloé tags along, she is either Mari's Sister or is adopted by one of the Republic Senators, like Bale Organa or Padmé Amidala. Chloé would also be a very high force sensitive and could become Obi-Wan's Padawan.

Ships?

Ahsoka x Marinette. I don't know why, but my brain thinks it would be a funny friends/kinda enemies to lovers.

I'm not sure who I would pair Chloé with though.

Anyway, for this fic I'd let y'all decide if you want Chloé to be reborn, and if so, on the Republic or Separatists side?

With whatever side Chloé is on, she would have a single yellow bladed lightsaber.

DC x MLB:

Mari is Poison Ivy's biological daughter. Father unknown.

Near the age of 4 Mari stayed home while her mom went out with Harley. While they were gone a villain who had a grudge against Ivy would sent the house on fire. During the fire Mari is just barely save by the plants as they get her to the side alley before burning. Mari is fiund by firefighters with major burns and is rushed to the hospital where she was declared dead.

Ivy and Harley get back while the firefighters are trying to put out the fire, when they ask around they say though no one was left in the building. After the sight was declared safe, Ivy and Harley searched for any signs of Mari, but found nothing, leading them to think she died.

Back at the hospital, the doctors are transporting Mari's "dead" body when she jolts awake, pulling the white sheet off her as the doctors look on in shock and horror. Her burns nearly completely gone. She almost became a test subject but escaped and was later found by C.P.S and adopted by a French Couple that own a Bakery.

So began the life of Mari-Gold Isley, now Marinette Isley Dupain-Cheng, the future surper hero Ladybug, and her journey to find out what happened to her mother that night.

Ship?

Chloé x Marinette!

Marvel x MLB:

Mari is a weapon created by Hydra. Using Black Widows DNA as a base, as well as Mystique, Kitty Pryde, Dead Pool, Captain America, and Wolverine's DNA she got most of their powers, which is broken.

Tomoe Tsurugi, High Ranking Secret OPs division of S.H.I.E.L.D. is tasked to find out what this "secret Hydra Weapon" is capable of, only to find out its a child. Ends up adopting Mari as her own. Mari is now Kagami little sister (they are around 3½ months apart).

Marinette will get the Black Cat Miraculous while Kagami get the Ladybug. Both are little Hero Gremlins for the Akumas (who most definitely need therapy if they got Akumatized on one of the heroes bad days... hell forbid if it was a bod day for 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 of them)

Ships?

Peter x Marinette!

Kagami x Chloé!

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Let me know which I should do first after I updated the next chapter to one of my other three fics.

HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAVING A FANTASTICAL DAY! BUG-OUT 💮🐞💮

[buterflies-and-ladybugs]

A Bug Among the Fairies:

A/N: Hi everyone I am back. Here is the Fairy Tail x Mlb crossover I posted an idea about earlier. I hope you all enjoy, and I plan to work on some of my older fics soon.

Love,

S

A reunion:

Marinette was crushed. Opening her eyes, the smoke was so thick she could barely breathe, but thankfully luck was on har side and the ruble had not crushed her lungs. Around her, the air reeked of burning flesh and the sight of blood red snow wasn’t helping her stomach. The small village she once called her home was gone, everyone is dead. Mama, Papa, even Gray, and yet she could still hear their screams.

Deloria. Such a simple name, but it was a name she would always remember. The name of a monster who killed her family. But now was not the time for revenge, it was the time for survival. Step one of which would be lifting this piece of rubble. Marinette frantically looked through the smoke for some way to lift what used to be a roof of her small four-year-old body, until she heard the distinct crunching of footsteps in the snow.

“I don’t see any survivors, looks like all the other towns.” came out a muffled deep voice, but the echoes of the ruins wouldn’t let her get an exact location.

“We have to keep looking, Tom. We can’t give up hope.” said a much more feminine, yet still muffled, voice.

Hearing these people were here to help Marinette breathed in a raspy breath and yelled, causing two pairs of feet to start to scramble in haste to reach her voice. Seeing two figures dressed in white, just like the angels, her mama told her stories about coming to save her and allowed Marinette to give in to the weight on her eyelids.

🧚🐞🧚🐞🧚🐞🧚🐞🧚🐞🧚🐞

Marinette woke up with a gasp barely heard by her ears. She had a gut feeling that something big was going to happen today, and after years with the kwami, she had learned to trust her instincts. She still remembered when her adopted parents took her to Fu to heal the remaining damage to her legs after Deloria's rampage. He had been healing her when the kwami came out and “chose her” to help protect the balance. Marinette accepted Fu’s offer in order to honor her parents and brother because she didn’t want to lack the power to protect those she loves ever again. After she was fully healed her new family (Maman Sabine, Papan Tom, and Grandpa Fu) moved with her to Paris one of the most popular cities in Fiore because of it’s famous monuments, food, history, and general atmosphere. There she lived a peaceful life until the reign of terror that Hawk Moth brought to her city. Luckily, Marinette had been training with Tikki and was ready to go, but she was only one girl. So, Grandpa Fu gave out temporary use of magic to her partner and brother Adrien Agreste aka Chat Noir along with a few others when needed, but it was easily taken back as the guardian knew the wielder. During his reign, Hawk Moth caused many major events including the transfer of guardianship to Marinette (pretty much the events of the show). After Adrien's father had been revealed, and apprehended for his crimes, Adrian was officially adopted by the Dupain-Chengs.

That brought them to today, and Marinette's bad feeling. After getting dressed and eating breakfast, Marinette got herself ready for another day. It was Spring yet again, and now everyone including herself, Alya, Nino, Adrien, Kagami, and Luka were going to the swimming pool before having a sleepover at Luka's. That was until Alya, who ran multiple blogs all about magic and guilds, showed her the top story in Sorcerer Weekly: "Fairy Tail Missing Team Returns After 7 Years Away!". Standing to the left of a golden-haired girl was a man wearing a silver sword necklace and matching bracelet. It would have been normal, if it wasn’t a one-of-a-kind piece that Marinette spent weeks saving up for to get her brother as a birthday gift. Taking a closer look at the boy she realized he had the same dark hair and blue eyes as her. "Gray" she whispered out without realizing it.

"Yep." Replied Alya popping the 'p'. "That's Gray Fullbuster, Ice-Make mage of Fairy Tail, but this edition took forever to get here because there was some problem involving a giant mechanical fish at their main printing site. It's 3 months behind, and Fairy Tail is going to be at the Grand Magic Games in a few weeks."

"Adrien!"

"Yes, Mars?"

"Tell Maman I had to take a last-minute trip, and that he is alive!" Said Marinette before rushing off.

All Alya could do was stare after her retreating back in shock. "What just happened?" Asked Alya to a frazzled Adrien.

"Marinette Dupain-Cheng Fullbuster just found her brother" replied Adrien.

Alya's screech could be heard through all of Paris.

🧚🐞🧚🐞🧚🐞🧚🐞🧚🐞🧚🐞

Stumbling off of the train after a long 6-hour journey was not an experience she wanted to repeat anytime soon, decided Marinette as she tried to stretch out the kinks in her muscles. She had just arrived in Magnolia and now had to find a place to stay before heading to the guild. Luckily, with Tikkis’s help, she quickly found an inn. Thanking the small spirit she started in the direction of the guild after quickly asking directions. As soon as Marinette saw the guild she started running unable to contain her excitement. As soon as she reached the doors, she kicked them open with a loud BANG! startling the people inside. As soon as she saw Gray, she cried out his name before jumping into a hug with him and giving him a slap.

"I'm so glad you're alive, but that was for letting me think you were dead."

"Who is this new love rival? Get off of Gray-sama!" Yelled out Juvia causing the girl to laugh before saying "Love rival? Ew no! He's my brother!" Which caused another round of startled gasps.

"Marinette?" Questioned Gray hesitantly.

"The one and only."

"I think we need to talk." Said Gray before hearing the shouts of "If Ice-prick has a sister. She should fight me." Causing a round of laughs around the guild. While people may get older and change some things never will.

[ketchupqueenboiiii]

I don’t know if I missed the update or if you simply just skipped that day. But did you do “The Court Of Owls” for the Maribat March? Because I would love to see your take in that!

I will probably only be doing one more actual one shot for Maribat March but I’ll do head canons if asked. 

So I’ve been reading a lot of Batlantern (Hal Jordan/Bruce Wayne) content lately so that has heavily influenced the idea making section of my brain. 

Also keep in mind, I don’t know much about the Court of Owls, 

MLB canon happens, no salt or anything, Adrien and Mari get together by the time their 20s. 

They defeated hawkmoth when they were 18 and gave the miraculous back to the guardians of the temple. 

When they were 24ish and Mari’s family and Adrien were in a limo driving to a big company banquet (adrien to over gabriel’s and changed it up a bit) they crashed, killing everyone but Mari. Officially tho, she’s also dead.

But a Talon on a mission had come to the party and knew who she was

(Mari got Sabine to teach her some martial arts and she got some outside training for ladybug purposes and kept up the training cause why not)

The talon was like, hmm this half dead body might b e useful

She went through the process of becoming a talon, trained for a while and all. Then Batman fucked up the Court of Owls and she say an opportunity to leave

So she packed her favorite weapons and spent a couple days hacking into max-proofed servers to retrieve photos of her and her family.

She went backpacking through America and stopped in warm & sunny California, Coast City to be exact.

Coast City wasn’t as active with crime as Gotham but was still more protected than some random city so it was perfect

She got a job as a personal assistant at Ferris Air, to badass CEO Carol Ferris (im going with good Carol who is annoyed friend-boss to Hal)

She wears full coverage makeup to cover the paleness and veins and at some point she rushes to work and Carol notices her close-to-whiteish-grey skin

‘Honey, are you okay? You’re really pale.’

‘It’s a just a skin condition, I’ll be fine.’

‘You sure? That doesn’t look healthy.’

‘I’m sure Miss Ferris, anyways, you have an appointment tomorrow-”

But Carol finds out when Mari takes a bullet for her at a gala.

Mari explains everything (court of owls and how she doesn’t want Batman to find her) and everything’s great.

until Hal confesses to Carol that Batman is coming to Coast on a hunch

She tries to find any excuse for her and Mari to leave like a surprise business trip but coincidently Bruce Wayne is coming to conference with her about test piloting the WayneTech’s newest plane 

idk how it would end but this is just an outline 

@maribatmarch-2k21

[renee561]

From what I can guess from your iccon your hair is very pretty and green is your colour <3

I followed you because you seem nice and positive !

I'm obssessed with a dark version of love story from Taylor swift ! ( a cover)

I usuallyly imagine mlb angst like the whole sentimonster deal and how everyone deals with it !

So this has been making me smile these past few days just FYI.

And like yes my hair and eyes are about the only I like about myself most days. I have had to accept that I am who I am and at least in this life I'm in the body I am in. Its just a meat suit anyway. Temporary.

And I can be nice and I try to be warm/positive because everyone goes through things in rl and the internet doesn't give you a free pass on being an asshole to someone just because you're hiding behind a screen. Cyberbullying is still a crime. Alot of people forget that. Why would I wanna add to it? The block button is free and so is kindness.

Didn't know there is a dark cover of love story omg I want to listen to it now do you have the link?

And the whole sentimonster thing is intriguing for me as in wth were they thinking. But also on the whole they really went that route huh? I'd like to know your thoughts if you want to share. No pressure of course!

Much love

Ren

[zerotosiki]

Playing Among Us (Daminette ver.)

Pairing(s): Damian Wayne (DC) x Marinette Dupain-Cheng (MLB)  

Word Counts: Roughly around 5400-ish words? Yikes.

AN: I had fun time writing this scenarios, LOL. Probably there’s some characters who are going to be OOC, some curses (I did censor it tho) and my grammatical error as always. 

I got this inspiration from one of @beautiful-disasters-sunshine​‘s post about Amoung Us and daminette. I hope it’s okay for me to post this?

If you don’t know Among Us game yet, I suggest you to search about that game first, either by watching from youtube or reading some infos from the other sites for a better understanding. Credit to @ozmav​ for creating maribat’s au.

Hope you enjoy this!

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Let's just say, all Marinette's friends already know Damian being her boyfriend. Since Among Us is so popular, they decided to try it and Marinette invite Damian because they need 1 more person to fill in. ++With the setting: when you voted someone out, you can’t see if they’re really the impostor or not.

So here’s the list who are playing:

Marinette

Adrien

 Alya

Nino

Max

Lila

Chloe

Kagami

Luka

Damian

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Round 1 (The Skeld Map):

Impostor: Lila & Nino

Lila killed Chloe and not a second later Marinette come. Since Lila has been busted, she quickly self-reported and accusing Marinette while defending herself. Marinette who is still in a state of shock just like “..What the---” (This is her first time playing, of course, she still not used to the game’s system).

[DEAD BODY OF CHLOE REPORTED]

Alya: “Where??”

Adrien: “Wow, we just started playing and someone has just been killed. Apparently, the impostor is so excited..”

Lila: “I know you won’t believe it. But I JUST SAW MARINETTE KILLED YELLOW!!!! Please vote her guys!!! I DON’T WANT TO BE THE NEXT VICTIM!!”

Alya: “Wow, okay calm down Lila.”

Alya: “Now, Marinette. What’s your story?”

Marinette in panic: “W-wait no, it’s not me guys. Ilitteralycomeheretodomytaskuntil I saw a body with Lila.”

Marinette: “OHMYGODDD”

Adrien: “...Marinette, I can’t understand you.”

Lila proceed to cry: “Look! She just stuttered guys! That’s means she’s guilty! Please guys, trust me or we will lose the game!“

Damian in disgust: “That just makes me more not wanting to believe you.”

Alya: “Well.. Marinette kinda looks suspicious here..”

Max: “We should think this carefully because I don’t want to lose the game in the first round too.”

Damian: “Habibti. Calm down and take a breath, okay? No need to rush.”

Since Nino is the other impostor, of course he should try to save his partner right? Since that’s how the games work, right?

Nino: “..Wait guys, I honestly just saw Lila run past me...”

Nino: “..So it’s unlikely she can kill someone...”

Lila: “SEE? Nino has my alibi. I’m innocent guys!”

Marinette: “Okay I need a breath.... How can you guys still calm like this damn.”

Marinette: “I’m so nervous, f*ck. My fingers were trembling now”

Luka: “Take a breath Marinette..”

Lila: “Of course you were nervous because you’re the killer, Marinette.”

Damian: “Just shut up if you can’t stop accusing someone.”

Lila: “...duh.”

Alya: “Wait Nino, are you really telling the truth?”

Nino: “Yes of course, Alya.”

Alya: “Okay then.”

Alya voted.

Adrien: “Wait what? That’s it?”

Alya: “Well, I believe Nino won’t lie to me since he’s my boyfriend.”

Alya: “Sorry Marinette.”

Marinette: “Uh it’s fine Alya.”

Marinette: “It’s not me though guys. When I came here, there’s already a body and beside them is Lila.”

Damian: “I trust Mari is innocent. Because I believe she won’t kill someone.”

Alya: “What kind of statement is that? This is just a game, y’know. Even if I suspect Marinette is the impostor doesn’t mean I believe she kill someone in real life.”

Damian : “Well, why don’t you explain yourself, then? Why would you believe Nino?”

Alya: “Well it’s because he----“

Damian scoff: “Don’t give me the reason ‘because he is my boyfriend so there’s no way he will lie to me’ thing.”

Alya: “Ugh.”

Damian: “Just think about it. Rossi’s statement had sounded too dramatic while Marinette is nervous. Do you know why?”

Alya: “..Because Marinette is guilty of being busted by Lila?”

Damian: “Ugh no. Why don’t you take the fact that this is our first time playing? The possibility of Mari being shocked for witnessing a murder right after we just started this game?”

Alya: “Uhh well... But Nino said he saw her! So there’s a witness and she’s innocent!”

Damian rolled his eyes: “That’s obviously because he’s the second impostor, Cesaire.”

Alya: “Huh...You’re--”

Lila: “Wait Alya! Don’t be fooled by him! He defends Marinette must be because he’s her boyfriend!”

Alya: “...Y-you’re right. How do you know for sure Marrinette is not the culprit? What if Marinette is the real culprit? Sorry Damian, but I’m still not convinced by your explanation.”

Max: “I agreed. In my opinion, Marinette’s argument is weak.”

Max voted.

Damian: “..You guys are hopeless.”

Adrien: “So... we can vote now right?”

Kagami: “...I guess so.”

Lila Voted.

Nino Voted.

Marinette Voted.

Damian Voted.

Luka Voted.

Kagami Voted.

Adrien: “Waiitt, who you guys voted??”

Kagami: “Just choose either Lila or Marinette, Adrien.”

Adrien: “But---“

[TIMES UP!!!]

Vote Result:

Marinette: Lila, Nino, Alya, Max.

Lila: Marinette, Damian, Kagami, Luka.

[No one was ejected.]

Next Nino manages to kill Damian while Lila kills Adrien and Kagami. Alya found Adrien’s body and report it.

[DEAD BODY OF ADRIEN REPORTED]

Lila accusing Marinette again because Adrien didn’t side with Marinette last time. Marinette defend herself and Luka defends Marinette because he’s been with Marinette all this time. Then Lila accusing Luka too for being a second impostor because she’s been watching the security camera which Max agreed because he indeed saw Lila in the security room (Not realizing that Lila just vented to the security room and dash to monitor, pretending on watching the camera to make an alibi).

Since 2 persons (Lila and Max) said the same proof, Alya believes them and they decided to vote Marinette first and then vote Luka, ignoring Marinette and Luka’s protest.

The result : Impostor’s victory. Crewmate defeated.

Damian: “SEE WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!”

Max: “NOOO.”

Chloe: “Can you guys not killing me first next time?!”

Alya: “Nino?!!! WHY???!”

Nino: “I’m really sorry babe...”

Lila: “Sorry guys. I’m just doing my role much to my discomfort... Since I don’t really want to kill you guys.”

Damian: “That’s just b*llsh*t.”

Marinette sigh: “Let’s just move to the next round, ‘kay?”

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Round 2 (The Skeld Map):

Impostor: Lila & Kagami

Lila gets to kill Marinette and Luka while Kagami kills Max and Chloe. Nino found Max’s body and report it.

[DEAD BODY OF MAX REPORTED]

Alya: “Where’s the body?”

Nino: “I found the body in the electrical. I don’t see the culprit though. Just the body.”

Alya: “...It’s not you, right?”

Nino: “No no no, it’s not me, Alya. Trust me. This time I’m not the impostor!”

Adrien: “Wait, it’s not just Max died tho—“

Damian: “...WHO KILLED MARINETTE?!!!! F*CK NEVERMIND, I’LL COME TO YOU AND KILL YOU MYSELF.”

Kagami: “..It’s not me for sure...”

Alya: “H-hey calm down yourself! This is just a game, remember? Marinette is not really dead...”

Nino: “Yeah, take a chill pill, don’t you?”

At this point, if Damian can, he’ll burn them with his glare. Poor his phone though, being the victim of his glare.

Lila: “..Guys, you may not believe this. But I think one of the impostors is Damian. And I think he’s the one who kills Max, Luka, or Chloe...”

Damian: “..what the f*ck?”

Adrien: “Huh? Why would you think like that, Lila?”

Alya: “Yeah, care to explain, girl?”

Lila: “Because as you can hear his exclaim saying he will kill Marinette’s killer. What if he really can kill because he IS the impostor? I very much doubt he will target Marinette and that’s why he choose someone else like Luka, Max, or Chloe.”

Alya: “Ohhh that’s why he’s so furious when he found out someone else killed Marinette, right? Oh gosh, Damian, you almost got me! Don’t think you can fool me, huh!”

Alya voted.

Damian: “What the h*ll you were saying? If I were really the impostor, I would’ve already known who is it and I can just kill them myself without asking it, you stupid.”

Nino: “That’s not nice, dude. And I don’t think you can kill your partner-in-crime. That’s not how the game works.”

Nino voted.

Lila voted.

Damian voted.

Kagami voted.

Adrien: “Wait who you guys voted this time??”

Damian: “...Who do you think it is, Agreste?”

Adrien: “Uuum...”

Adrien voted.

Vote Result:

Damian: Lila, Alya, Nino

Lila: Damian, Adrien, Kagami

Lila: “Adriennn?!! Why?! I thought you trust me?!!”

Adrien: “Sorry. Damian is way scarier than Father.”

Kagami chooses Lila over Damian because she knows Damian isn’t the type you can fool so easily and she doesn’t want to make Damian suspicious of her.

[No one was ejected.]

At this point, Damian is really angry because:

First, in the first round, they were voting off Marinette, ignoring her plea.

Second, someone dares to kill his habibti (he suspect Lila, Alya, or Nino).

So without a second thought, he hacks the game himself, making he can kill someone including the impostors (even if he’s not the impostor) and setting the killing duration’s time to zero so he can begin his killing spree.

After that, he kills the first person he saw, which is Nino, and then he manage to kill Alya before finally, he found Lila and before she can touch him, he already twist her neck, much to her horror and disbelief.

Adrien who found Nino’s body, report it.

[DEAD BODY OF NINO REPORTED]

Adrien: “Guys, I found Nino’s body in---“

Kagami: “What the--”

Adrien: “...Huh? What’s wrong Kagami?”

Kagami: “Oh nothing nothing! Continue, Adrien.”

Adrien: “Okay..? As I said before, I found the body in the cafeteria beside Alya’s body if I’m not wrong..”

Since Kagami is the other impostor, she’s surprised to see Lila dead when she’s the impostor. It’s so weird unless someone did something to the game..? Don’t tell me...

Kagami: “...Damian?”

Damian: “What?”

Kagami: “By any chance.. Did you the one who kills them?”

Damian: “What makes you say that? It could be Adrien or maybe... It could be you.”

Adrien: “What?! Me?! Nonsense, it’s not me!! I’m a crewmate..”

Damian: “Yes, yes, whatever you say, Agreste. Though, I may or may not be the one who killed them. But just so you know, the impostor one is obviously not me.”

Adrien: “What do you mean??? I don’t understand. So are you the impostor??”

Damian: “Nope.”

Kagami: “But you killed them.”

Damian: “Maybe.”

Adrien: “Uuuhh.. I’m so confused.. who should I vote then..?”

Kagami: “It’s Damian.”

Kagami voted.

Damian voted.

Damian: “I vote Tsurugi since she’s so sure it was me when the truth is I’m not the impostor. You can choose whatever you believe, but you should know, the result of the game now depending on your choice.”

Adrien: “Uuhh.. I’m really sorry Kagami. Damian is just so scary.”

Adrien voted.

Kagami: “That’s okay, Adrien.”

Vote result:

Kagami: Damian, Adrien.

Damian: Kagami.

[Kagami was ejected.]

The Result: Crewmate’s victory. Impostor defeated.

Damian: “Good job, Agreste.”

Alya: “What the h*ll, Damian?!”

Nino: “That’s not a cool move, dude.”

Max: “Cheating is not allowed. Not only it’s breaking the game, but it’s also breaking the mood of other players.”

Marinette: “Damiannnn.”

Damian: “Yes, Habibti? They killed you. Not only that, they are annoying. They deserved that.”

Alya: “Okay that’s it!”

*Damian kicked out*

Marinette: “Alya! You don’t have to do that!”

Alya: “Marinette, he’s so rude all the time and he’s cheating too. I can’t tolerate it anymore. Sorry.”

Adrien: “Huh?? What’s really happened??”

Chloe: “I don’t really care. Just make sure next time, don’t kill me first again. I want to vote someone too, damm*t.”

Marinette: “Alya! Please? Won’t you consider it again? I’ll make sure he won’t do that again next time!”

Alya: “Only if he apologize first, Marinette.”

Marinette: “Thank you, Alya.”

Marinette then chats with Damian.

Marinette: “Damian, I know you are upset because of what they did to me... But please just endure it and promise not to do something like that again, okay?”

Damian: “Why would I do that? They are annoying as h*ll in the first place.”

Marinette: “Pleaseeee Dami? ...Because honestly? I... want to play together with you, Dami...”

Damian: “...............”

Marinette: “Damiiiii? Pleaseee? Just this once?”

Damian: “Okay okay Mari. I’ll apologize to them. Just for you, Habibti.”

Marinette: “Yaay! Thank youu! That’s my boyfriend <3.”

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Round 3 (The Skeld Map)

Impostor: Damian & Adrien

If you think Damian is very happy right now, then maybe you’re not exactly wrong. Even his brothers can see his ‘sadistic smile’, much to their horror. Once again, we offer our sincere condolences to his phone.

Damian had planned various plans to get his revenge on them all, much to his delight. And he decided to spare Lila for the last. What he means by last is not the real last. Let’s made her taste how it feels like to be accused, shall we? Of course, he refused to kill his habibti and hope Adrien will do the same too.

The first Damian’s victim is Kagami while Adrien manages to kill Luka but sadly Nino witness it and he then reports it.

[DEAD BODY OF LUKA REPORTED]

Alya: “Where??”

Chloe: “Finally! Thanks whoever you’re, Impostors, for not killing me.”

Nino: “Duude.. That’s totally noob’s move lol. Why don’t you just vented instead of running to me?”

Adrien: “Uuuhh... because I’m not the Impostor..?”

Nino: “Yeah, Totaaally ‘convinced’.”

Marinette: “What’s happening?”

Max: “Please explain, Nino.”

Nino: “I saw a body and at the same time, Adrien was running from the body to me.”

Alya: “Care to share your argument, Adrien?”

Adrien: “It’s not me! Really!”

Alya: “That’s totally sus.”

Max: “Agreed.”

Chloe: “You’re really not suitable to be the Impostor, Adrikins.”

Marinette: “Yeah lol.”

Adrien: “Hey, I tried, okay?!”

Damian: “Better luck next time, Agreste.”

Adrien: “Sorry :(“

Marinette: “Just ignore what Dami said, Adrien. This is just a game, just for fun. No need to be hard on yourself.”

Nino: “In fact, it’s just got funnier lol, plus, I got to see some funny things.”

Lila: “Guys? Remember we still got another impostor to find out? They’re probably the ones who kill Kagami!”

Max: “Right.. Anyone have a clue on that?”

Chloe: “I was checking the security camera and I saw Kagami went to Upper Engine but I don’t see anyone else after that..”

Max: “So it’s none, huh..”

Marinette: “Wait.. Talk about sus.. Damian, tell me, why are you following me again?”

Damian: “I’m not. I’m just protecting you from the impostor.”

Marinette: “That’s cute but you know I can take care of myself.”

Damian: “Of course you are, Habibti. I just take a precaution.”

Marinette: “But you still can’t defend me from the impostor, Dami. That’s not how the game works. They can still kill you, me, or the other crewmates.”

Damian: “At least, I can protect you by dying first. They can’t kill you because of the duration and not only that, you can report them immediately.”

Marinette: “....What if they get me first before you can?”

Damian: “......Then I’ll make them pay later in real life.”

Marinette: “Dami noo.”

Damian: “Dami yes.”

Chloe: “You guys are so cute that’s so sickening to me. Why don’t you guys get a room?!”

Alya: “Wait Marinette. Are you telling us that Damian is probably the other impostor?”

Marinette: “What-- no, Alya. I’m just curious why he was following me at that time.”

Lila: “Isn’t that make him more suspicious? Why following someone if he were a crewmate? Shouldn’t he has tasks to do?”

Damian: “You’re forgetting something. I don’t follow rules. And again, I’m not just following her. I’m protecting her.”

Marinette: “Wait guys, I wanna try something to make you guys know if he’s the other impostor or not.”

Alya: “What is it, girl?”

Marinette: “Okay, here I go. ...Dami?”

Damian: “Yes Habibti?”

Marinette: “Are you the impostor?”

Damian: “Yes.”

Marinette: “See guys? He’s ---. Wait what?”

Nino: “Hahaha Nice joke, dude.”

Alya: “Haha yes, because there’s no way the real impostor would say something so honest like that.”

Lila: “Wait guys, but what if he really said the truth?”

Max: “Nah, there’s no way, Lila. The impostor’s rule is to hide your real identity as long as you can.”

Adrien: “There’s such a rule??”

Max: “Nope. But that’s the logical thing everyone should come up.”

Chloe: “Start your vote peasants, we don’t have many times left.”

Chloe voted.

Adrien: “..Who do we vote again?”

Nino: “Of course it’s you, dude.”

Alya: “For the other impostor, we should gather more clues though.”

Nino voted.

Alya voted.

Max voted.

Lila voted.

Marinette voted.

Damian voted.

Adrien voted.

Vote result:

Adrien: Chloe, Nino, Alya, Max, Lila, Marinette, Damian, Adrien.

Marinette: “Lol why did you vote on yourself, Adrien?”

Adrien: “That’s because almost all of you vote for me. I don’t really have much choice..”

[Adrien was ejected.]

Now Adrien has been ejected but that doesn’t discourage Damian from doing his plan. Because he himself believes he can still kill them even without Adrien’s help (ouch). Damian sneakily moves from vent to another vent to search for the next victim and when he comes to electrical, he spotted Nino standing near the vent, doing the cable thing, and Lila, probably doing her tasks. This is a good chance. He smirks while silently and sneakily killing Nino and vented right away before Lila notices it. Damian hopes there’s someone else who witnesses Nino comes to electrical with Lila though. Now he can go back to ‘protect’ his habibti.

Not a long time after he gets back to Marinette’s side, someone reported a body, and surprisingly it’s Lila.

[DEAD BODY OF NINO REPORTED]

Alya: “Noo Ninooo! Where did you find his body?”

Lila: “It’s in the electrical, Alya. But you have to trust me. It’s not me! I literally come here with Nino and when I’m done doing my task, Nino’s already dead. Right. Beside. Me. Much to my disappoinment, I don’t see the culprit though.”

Alya: “Electrical? But that’s when I saw you with him—“

Lila: “Yes, that’s why you must know that the culprit surely is not me. Because there’s no way I would kill him here and then report it. I’m not that stupid, Alya.”

Alya: “..Yeah.. that’s possible too..”

Lila: “I don’t see the culprit but I have the suspect. It’s must be Damian!”

Marinette: “Why? He’s been with me though.”

Lila: “All the time?”

Marinette: “Hmm.. Well, I don’t know Lila. I don’t really give him much attention since I’m still doing my tasks.”

Damian: “...Let me give my alibi. I was with Marinette and I do indeed goes to different places but it was the Upper Engine.”

Lila: “Is there someone else other than Marinette who can testify his alibi?”

Max: “I don’t know, I was in the cafeteria.”

Chloe: “I’m in navigation, so don’t know.”

Alya: “I do saw him went to Upper Engine when I’m on the way to the security room...”

Damian: “See? Are you done now with your accuse, Rossi?”

Lila: “Wait but—“

Damian: “Because if not, then now it’s my turn. I’ll give you guys a real explanation about someone who I suspect to be the culprit. Although maybe some of you already felt suspicious about them.”

Max: “Please explain it then.”

Damian: “Now, you said you found the body in the electrical, right? And the only one who is there at the time is just one person. No one saw another person beside you, Lila. And now you trying to accuse me with your weak argument? Alya even saw you with Nino. And there’s no way, I can be there at the same time I was going to Upper Engine. Even Alya saw me going up, not down to the Electrical.”

Lila: “But—“

Damian: “Tt. I’m still not done.”

Damian: “Alya.”

Alya: “Yes?”

Damian: “Let me remind you of our first round. When Lila report the body and accused Marinette of being the culprit when the truth was Lila just did the self-report. Don’t you think this is a similar situation?”

Alya: “Oh you’re right....”

Max: “So you were saying, Lila is doing the self-report again?”

Damian shrug: “All proofs said that.”

Lila: “No, it’s not true! I’m really not the impostor! I already got that role twice in the last game, there’s no way I got the same rule now, you know?? Please, Alya, you believe me, right? We’re best friend, right?”

Alya: “...Yes, we are, Lila. But you remember this is just a game so... no hard feelings, okay?”

Alya voted.

Max: “Yeah, sorry Lila, but you’re out now.”

Max voted.

Chloe: “Lol no one believes you right now, how’s that feeling, Lila?”

Chloe voted.

Marinette: “We’re really voting for her? Wow, that’s rare.”

Marinette voted.

Damian: “Heh, begone harlot.”

Damian voted.

Marinette: “That’s not nice, Damiii.”

Damian shrug: “What? I’ve been wanting to say that and now is the perfect time.”

Alya: “At times like this, makes me wondering again how Marinette who is a kind person can fall in love with someone as rude as you.”

Damian: “Obviously because of my charm and abilities, now shush Cesaire.”

Lila voted.

Lila: “You guys will regret it and we’ll lose the game at this rate.”

Vote result:

Lila: Alya, Max, Chloe, Marinette, Damian.

Damian: Lila.

[Lila was ejected.]

Damian: “We shall see.”

(My note: So let me explain first if you don’t understand how can Damian killed Nino but at the same time, Alya saw Damian going in the opposite direction (I suggest you look at the Skeld Map Layout when reading this). You remember when I said Damian vent? Yeah, he used the vent in the MedBay to go to Electrical and he kills Nino since he’s the nearest one. After that, he quickly hops in the vent and went back to MedBay, when he got out from the vent, he quickly locks the Electrical’s door to prevent someone to go inside or Lila from going outside. Then he went back to Marinette’s side which is in the Reactor. Lila didn’t see the culprit because she was still busy doing her task. And actually, someone will figure this out if they know the possibility of the impostor vented from MedBay which is near Upper Engine but since everyone still noob in this game, no one figured this. Hope my explanation can satisfy you lol.)

Since Damian already did his revenge, he then just doing his job which is following Marinette around or like he said ‘protecting her’. Probably the others already figuring out who is the other impostor since the game still continues even after they kick out Lila. But Damian doesn’t care. In his agenda, he already did his job and that’s what mattered to him. Lila already felt the taste of what she did to Marinette last time. And no one will kill his Habibti since the only impostor here is him.

And that’s when Max pushed the emergency button.

[EMERGENCY MEETING]

Max: “Okay, I just want to know who isn’t still not done their tasks?”

Alya: “I already did all.”

Chloe: “Still have 2 tasks left.”

Marinette: “Mine is just one more.”

Max: “I already did all too. What about you, Damian?”

Damian: “Tasks? That useless thing? No, I don’t have that.”

Marinette: “....”

Alya: “...”

Max: “...Our tasks bar is nearly full now. So it’s either you lying or... you really don’t have any real tasks in the first place!”

Marinette: “...You’re the impostor, Dami?”

Damian: “Yes, Habibti.”

Marinette: “Oh d*mn. So you were serious at that time when I asked you?”

Damian: “I’m always serious, Habibti.”

Alya: “So at that time, Lila is right too?! Oh sh*t, I messed up, didn’t I?”

Max: “B-but why are you so honest?? Isn’t the impostor’s first rule is not to show their real identity?”

Damian: “Are you forgetting the fact that I’m not someone who likes to follow rules?”

Alya: “You tricked us!”

Damian: “I’m not. I’m just pointing out the obvious thing since Lila didn’t have any real proof about me being the impostor in the first place.”

Chloe: “I would say that was a cool trick.”

Marinette: “But why you didn’t kill anyone again, Dami?”

Damian: “..Why? I already did my revenge so I don’t see the reason...”

Marinette sigh: “Oh, Damiii....”

Alya: “Uggh.. He’s impossible.”

Chloe: “Utterly ridiculous.”

Max: “I’m done. Let’s just finish this game.”

Max voted.

Alya voted.

Chloe voted.

Marinette voted.

Damian voted.

Vote result:

Damian: Max, Alya, Chloe, Marinette, Damian.

[Damian was ejected.]

The Result: The crewmate’s victory. The impostor defeated.

Nino: “You know... That would be amazing if Damian can survive until the end game with him saying ‘yes I’m the Impostor’ at the beginning. ....Not that I’m complaining about the result, though.”

Luka: “Yes, that’s true.”

Nino: “Well played dude. ...Maybe you should learn a thing or two from him, Adrien.”

Adrien: “Why you’re so mean, Ninooo.”

Alya: “Lila! I’m really sorry I didn’t believe you at that time!”

Lila: “See? You’re regretting now, right?”

Damian scoff: “But you still won at the end, Rossi. So shut your annoying guilty-trip.”

Marinette: “Next time if you’re crewmate, please do your tasks first, Damian.”

Damian: “Why would---“

Marinette: “I’m serious, Damian.”

Damian: “...Okay, Habibti.”

Chloe: “Can we move to the next round, peasants? I want to be the impostor this time.”

Max: “Sadly we can’t choose the role we got, Chloe.”

  ~~~~~~>

Round 4 (The Skeld Map)

Impostor: Chloe & Marinette

Chloe really wants to smack Max with her smugness because, Look! She got the role right after he said that! Isn’t that funny? Anyway, she managed to kill Lila while Marinette killed Alya.

Marinette was glad that Damian really stops following her and doing whatever his tasks are because it would be hard for her to do her job if he still following her around, although maybe it would be easier because if Damian already knows she’s the impostor, maybe, just maybe, he’ll help her hiding her identity? Nah, she can’t take a risk and she knows she doesn’t want that either because it would ruin the fun.

Nino found Lila’s body and report it.

[DEAD BODY OF LILA REPORTED]

Nino: “Okay first thing first is... Adrien??”

Adrien: “Yes?”

Nino: “Did you do the same mistake again?”

Adrien: “Huh? What do you mean?”

Nino: “I found the body near you, dude. Don’t tell me you don’t realize that?”

Adrien: “I really don’t know, Nino. I’ve been doing my task, you know the cable thing?”

Max: “Nino, where is the body?”

Nino: “It’s in the cafeteria. I was walking there to do the cable wiring task when I found Lila’s body and Adrien beside her.”

Adrien: “But I swear it’s not me, guys. I really doing the cable thing.”

Max: “If it’s true, why it took you so long to finish the task? That task is not that hard to begin with.”

Adrien: “Maybe it’s not for you, but it’s yes for me.”

Marinette: “Hmm... Adrien, did you really not see anyone pass you at that time?”

Adrien: “Sadly yes... I didn’t notice anyone because I’m still struggling with this task..”

Nino: “Even when I report the body?”

Adrien frown: “Yes.. Now I have to begin from scratch because you ruin it.”

Nino: “...You’re hopeless, dude.”

Chloe: “So we don’t have any clue? Guess we should skip vote for now.”

Damian: “Or we can just speedrun. It’s way more fun if we do this. I called it’s either Adrien or Nino.”

Damian voted.

Nino: “...I just know that the definition of your fun is the opposite of normal fun.”

Max: “You’re not taking this game seriously, Damian. We should not rush things because of the lack of proof. We don’t want to lose the game because of this.”

Damian rolled his eyes: “Didn’t you guys always said ‘this is just a game’? Why so serious? Where is the fun then?”

Nino: “..I would’ve agreed with you if I’m not the one who is being accused.”

Marinette: “Umm so who should we vote on? Or we skip it?”

Adrien: “Wait, you guys can vote me. With this, I don’t have to do my tasks anymore.”

Chloe rolled her eyes: “You still have to do your tasks even when you become a ghost, Adrikins.”

Adrien: “Whaaat? Oh kwami, that’s too bad... I take my words back then.”

Nino: “..Guess we should skip then?”

Max: “Yes.”

Nino voted.

Max voted.

Marinette voted.

Adrien voted.

Chloe voted.

Kagami voted.

Luka voted.

Vote Result:

Adrien: Damian.

Skipped: Nino, Max, Marinette, Adrien, Chloe, Kagami, Luka.

Adrien: “Damian?? How could you?!”

Damian: “Speedrun, Agreste.”

[No one was ejected (Skipped.)]

Okay, this time Chloe gets to kill Max and Luka while Marinette kills Kagami, sadly Nino saw her with Kagami’s body so Marinette quickly pushes the report button.

[DEAD BODY OF KAGAMI’S REPORTED]

Chloe: “Where’s the body?”

Marinette: “It’s in the upper engine, Chloe. I was with Kagami, still alive, but when I was done with my task, Kagami already dead with Nino beside her.”

Chloe: “Oooh. So the culprit it’s really him, huh?”

Nino: “Huh? Wait wait wait guys. Guys. Guuuys, You may not believe this because, heck, even I’m still processing what I just saw. I really can’t imagine Marinette being the Impostor!”

Marinette: “No, you’re the impostor one, Nino. Don’t try to twist my word here.”

Nino: “What? N-no. You’re the one who spouting lies. God, I don’t know you had this kind of ability, Marinette.”

Damian: “Actually I have proof Mari is innocent. I’ve been watching Security Cameras all this time, and I did see Marinette with Kagami going up to Upper Engine and a second after that I saw Nino comes to Upper Engine too from MedBay.”

Nino: “...That doesn’t prove if Mari’s innocent or me being the impostor here.”

Adrien: “Wait, aren’t you supposed to finish the tasks?”

Damian: “I am, Agreste. Already done that. Unlike you, they’re so easy to me.”

Adrien: “Uugh—“

Chloe: “I want to add something too. I was in the admin and I saw three people become two people in the Upper Engine.”

Nino: “That still---“

Chloe: “Hussh I’m still not done yet. First I saw two people but then... when the third person comes, one person suddenly vanish, it’s either the first or the second person.”

Nino: “Yes Chloe, because when I just come, that’s when Marinette kills Kagami! Don’t vote for me guys! We still haven’t figured out the impostors and if you vote me, we’ll lose the game for sure!”

Damian: “Speedrun?”

Damian voted.

Marinette: “It’s really not me guys.”

Marinette voted.

Nino: “It’s really her, guys.”

Nino voted.

Chloe voted.

Adrien voted.

Adrien: “Don’t worry Nino, I’m not voting for you.”

Nino: “Thanks, Dude...”

Vote result:

Nino: Damian, Marinette, Chloe.

Marinette: Nino.

Damian: Adrien.

Nino: “Adrien?! I thought you would vote Marinette?”

Adrien: “I’m just taking my revenge. ‘Speedrun’, Damian.”

[Nino was ejected.]

Nino: “We will lose the game for sure.”

The Result: The Impostor’s victory. The crewmate defeated.

Marinette: “Oh kwami, that was so scary. I really don’t like being the Impostor.”

Lila: “Don’t lie, Marinette. I know you---“

Damian: “That was wonderful playing, Habibti.”

Alya: “...Of course, you will say that, Loverboy.”

Chloe: “Take that, Max. Who the one said ‘we don’t get to choose the role’? Heh, guess I’m the lucky one then!”

Max: “Curse you.”

Nino: “This game totally breaking trust.”

Adrien: “Agreed...”

Luka: “Well.. that was fun guys, but sadly I have to go now. Bye guys.”

*Luka left*

Kagami: “Me too. I have to go. Farewell.”

*Kagami left*

Damian: “Sadly I have to do family business too...”

Marinette: “Ohh, okay Dami, we’ll play again next time. I had fun playing with you..”

Damian: “I had a fun time whenever I’m with you too, Habibti. See you tomorrow..?”

Marinette giggled: “Yes, see you tomorrow, Dami.”

Damian: “It’s a date, then.”

*Damian left*

Adrien: “You guys are so sweet... I’m so jealouuuus.”

Nino: “Yes, until the end, he even just said goodbye to you while completely ignoring us, Mari.”

Alya: “...Nino, I guess you need to learn how to be romantic like Marinette’s boyfriend.”

Nino: “Huh?”

Lila: “Alya, if you already think something like that is being romantic.... Then I will tell you from one of my experiences, which is more romantic and lovely.”

Alya: “Oohh, this gotta be good, tell me, girl!”

Marinette: “..Yuck. I better run off now. I just remember that I need to help my parents at the bakery right now so bye guys.”

*Marinette left*

Chloe: “Then I’m off, peasants.”

*Chloe left*

Max: “I guess that was fun..? Either way, goodbye guys.”

*Max left*

Adrien: “Umm.. I think my father called me. So bye-bye guys.”

*Adrien left*

Nino: “I think--”

Alya: “No, Nino. Stay here and maybe you can learn how being more romantic from Lila’s story.”

Nino: “But—”

Alya: “Please Nino?”

Nino sigh: “...Fine.”

BONUS:

The red one is obviously Lila, heh.

[lovemalecforever]

Chapter 23

I get to love you.

Alec was glad that the chapter of Camille Belcourt is finally over. He looked again where he killed the vampire and sighed with relief. He then looked at the time and quickly reached home. When he did, he found his husband half-dressed pacing in the living room wearing a worried expression.

"Magnus?" He called softly.

Magnus looked at Alec and sighed with relief. He walked towards him and hugged him tightly.

"Alexander, thank goodness! Where were you? I was worried sick."

"Calm down, love. I had some business to finish. I thought while you're getting dressed, I'll complete that. And, why are you half-dressed by the way?"

"I'm... I'm not feeling well, Alexander. I already told you, I've been feeling weird since morning, and it's not just because of Camille, there's something else I can't put my fingers on. And, about being half-dressed, I needed help for putting on the vest and the coat, so I was looking for you. I got worried when I couldn't find you anywhere."

"Hey, relax love." He cupped his warlock's face and kissed his forehead. While doing so, he sends his calming magic into his body. He knew it was wrong, but his husband was way too worked up and needed to relax a bit.

Magnus leaned into the touch and instantly relaxed, oblivious of the how.

"Now, let me help you." He helped his husband for getting dressed then he himself freshened up and changed into a white button-down shirt with dark chocolate brown pants and jacket with a black square pocket and black shoes.

When he came into the living room, he saw his husband waiting for him who was, as usual, looking ravishingly hot. He was wearing an ice blue button-down shirt with wine red pants, a light wine-colored vest, and a long wine red colored double-breasted coat with embroidery of black and silver and black shoes. His makeup was done perfectly, with dark perfectly smooth eyeliner and black kohl. The eyeshadow consisted of a blend of wine and black. The hairs were spiked up having streaks of wine red at the edges. He kept staring at his husband with his mouth hung open.

"Stop staring, Alexander. Can we leave now?"

Alec got out of the trance with his husband's voice. "Uh.. hun, yeah, yeah." He cleared his throat. "Sorry, I got distracted, my husband is looking way too hot than I imagined."

"Thank you for the compliment, Alexander, but can we leave now, so that we can come back soon."

"Seriously, Magnus! Fine, create a portal, and don't think about any destination."

Magnus obliged and they stepped into the portal. When they stepped out of the portal, his mouth was hung open and there was a glint in his eyes. He was completely speechless.

"A.. Alexander.." He breathed out.

"Thoughts?"

Magnus looked at his husband then at the gazebo where they had stepped out of the portal. It was right in front of his eyes, looking like heaven created on earth.

The whole gazebo had lanterns hanging from them, two on each side giving it a warm glow, the conical ceiling was covered with LED white lights on both inside and outside. The pillars had spirals of different varieties of roses. There was a circular table placed in the center of the gazebo, with several scented candles placed in a heart shape in the middle of it. The whole table was covered with rose petals over which lay their dinner, a red velvet cake, two different shaped boxes, and a bouquet of flowers with a card on it. There were two chairs kept on the diagonal corners, over which lay a set of speakers and a few small gifts.

Magnus looked at his husband with tear-filled eyes. "Alexander, you... you did so much. I don't know what to say."

"Then don't say anything, just enjoy the evening." He held his warlock's hand and dragged him inside the gazebo.

Magnus looked at his surroundings with tears in his eyes. He looked at the cake which had a 'happy anniversary Malec' written on it. "Malec? So you finally accepted our mundane ship name? "

"Nope! That's Clary and Izzy's doing."

"Smart women!"

Alec looked at his husband and shook his head, then leaned over and kissed his temple. "Let's cut the cake first, shall we?"

Magnus nodded. They took the knife which was knotted with ribbon, cut the cake together, and fed each other.

"Happy anniversary, Magnus Lightwood Bane."

"Happy anniversary, Alexander."

They leaned in and kissed each other softly yet passionately, tasting the sweetness of red velvet cake on each other's lips. They poured all the emotions into that one kiss. When they broke the kiss, Magnus' glamor had disappeared and his eyes were shining brightly with tears filled in them.

Alec then picked up the bouquet and handed it to his husband.

Magnus took it and inhaled the scent of mixed flowers which calmed his whole body. He then looked at the card and took it gently, placing the bouquet on the table. His eyes watered when he read the contents of the card.

~~~~~~~~~ You said you were a monster I saw an angel

You said you were ugly I saw a beauty

You said you were useless I saw a caring personality

You said you were called an abomination I saw a person with a pure heart

You said you don't deserve to be loved I saw a person who needed to be loved

You said you hate yourself I saw a shattered heart

You said there's nothing but darkness around I saw a broken soul

I saw a broken soul...

«Happy 6th year anniversary, love. Thank you for coming into my life and making me the happiest person ever. These six years are the best six years of my life. You pushed me and helped me get out of the closest. I don't know what would have happened if you didn't crash my wedding that day. Maybe, I would be married to Lydia and living a life of a lie. But I'm not, I'm here with my husband, creating the best memories of my life. I can never thank you enough, Magnus. You're the light to my darkness, sunshine to my storms, strength to my weakness, and healer to my cries. I love you so much, and I wish to spend eternity with you.»

P. S. There's a big surprise waiting for you. ~~~~~~~~~~~

Magnus looked at his husband with tear-filled eyes. He was really touched by every single word written on that card.

"I love you so much, Alexander. You are really special to me. You make me the happiest person ever. You have no idea how much you mean to me. I may have had lovers before, but no one was as special to me as you are. I should thank you for coming into my life and loving me for who I am and not what you want me to be. You saw through me, the monster I was, the crimes I did, but you still loved me and never left. I have no words to convey how thankful I'm for that."

"Hey, don't say that. You're not a monster, Magnus." He wrapped his hands around the warlock's neck and kissed him on the forehead. Magnus leaned into the touch. "Now, are you ready for your gifts?"

Magnus frowned at that. "Alexander, I... I haven't brought anything for you. I even forgot our anniversary and even if I can summon anything in a second, I didn't know what to get you. I'm sorry."

"Hey, don't be sorry about that, love. You've already given me the best gift by telling me the whole truth. I don't need anything materialistic. Honesty was the best gift you've given me, Magnus."

Magnus smiled at that. He didn't know what he did to deserve such an understanding person like him. "Thank you, Alexander."

"Now, the gifts." He picked up the photo frame which was wrapped beautifully and handed it to his husband.

Magnus took it and blinked twice. Something was written on the wrapper in his husband's beautiful handwriting.

#theworldisNOTyourtrash,Magnus.

He glared at his husband and Alec looked away, trying to suppress his smile.

The first time Alec got to know about this habit of Magnus was when he had gifted him the omamori charm and Magnus threw away the wrapper on the floor like trash. Since then he noticed that it's not just the wrappers, he does that with anything which is in his hands, the only exception being his phone.

"I do NOT do that, Alexander."

Alec rolled his eyes at that. "And I'm a warlock. Now open the gift, will you?"

Magnus opened the wrapper as gently as possible then kept it on the table. He felt his husband's eyes boring at him the whole time. He gasped when he saw the contents of the gift. It was a photo frame consisting of the paintings of all their anniversaries and their wedding day, beautifully framed together. The frame was made with handcrafted wood and it had a richness to it.

"It's beautiful. I love it. Thank you, Alexander."

"Thank Clary, I've asked her to do it. There's no doubt she did an amazing job." He smiled warmly when he saw his husband's reaction.

"I'm still going to thank you." He pecked him softly on the lips.

Alec picked up the second gift and handed it to him. Magnus took it and opened the wrapper gently yet again. His eyes watered when he saw what was inside the box. It was a set of 3 diamond rings, which were joined together with silver chains having a small cut of emeralds on them, the first and third rings were designed to sit on the base of fingers, the second ring on the middle part of the finger. The words FOREVER YOURS MLB were engraved on each ring separately on top of it and AKU CINTA KAMU on the bottom of the ring, each letter having small cut diamonds on it, which were shining brightly as the moonlight fell on it.

He took out the rings from the box and slid them on his fingers. They fit perfectly on his fingers. He traced the words gently, feeling every minute diamonds engraved on it. A warm smile played on his lips.

"Aku cinta kamu, Alexander Lightwood Bane. I'm speechless. Thank you so, so much."

"I love you too, Magnus. Now, your last gift. But, before that.." he switched on the speakers and placed his hand forward gracefully. "Dance with me."

Magnus looked at him wide-eyed. "You can't be serious!"

Alec rolled his eyes. "I've been practicing. Now, come on."

Magnus took his hands and rested one hand on his shoulder and his face on his chest. A slow track of 'I Get to Love You' by Ruelle started playing on the speakers and he gave in to the music and closed his eyes, relishing every word of the song and his husband's embrace.

[A/N: Before reading further, imagine Malec dancing on this track. The song is attached above.]

"Whatever may come, your heart I will choose. Forever I'm yours, forever I'll do." Alec whispered softly in Magnus' ears.

"The way you love, it changes who I am." He whispered again.

"They say love is a journey, I promise that I'll never leave. When it's too heavy to carry, remember this moment with me." He whispered yet again and Magnus tightened his arms around his husband, not wanting to let go. Alec played the song once again, relishing every single moment.

When the song got over, Magnus opened his eyes and unwrapped himself from his husband's arms. But his eyes went wide from what he saw. There, in front of his eyes lay something really unexpected. His husband was looking heavenly. There were huge silver wings fluttering beside him and his eyes were turned into icy silver, without any trace of his true hazel one's, having a hopeful look in them. He took a few steps backward, gasped loudly, and covered his mouth.

"A.. Alexander! What.. what is this? You? This? What's going on?" He trailed off, not wanting to believe what was in front of his eyes.

Alec took his husband's arms and kissed the back of his hands. "This is your final gift, Magnus. Happy anniversary." He said hopefully, he didn't want it to backfire, he knew it wouldn't. But if by any chance it did, he would be crushed.

"You're.. you're.. what are you? Are.. are you Im.. immortal? But! No, this has to be a dream. This can't be true." He looked at his surroundings frantically. "This is a dream. I know it is. I need to wake up. This is all a dream."

The light hopeful smile which was playing on Alec's lips disappeared completely after hearing that. He gulped and reached for his husband's hand but Magnus backed off. Tears formed in Alec's silver eyes. "Magnus." He called softly. "It's not a dream. I'm immortal, love. That's what I went to New York for. Catarina helped me with this." He confessed and tried to reach for his husband again, but Magnus backed off. His wings rippled conveying his sadness through it.

"No! don't touch. Whatever you are, don't touch me. I know I'm dreaming. And whatever you're doing to keep me asleep, I'll break through it and get back to reality. I know my husband would never sacrifice his mortality, not even for me. So back off, and if you try to do anything.." he produced his blue magic dancing above his palms, "dream or not, I'll burn you in flames." He said coldly, his cat eyes boring at him.

Alec took a few steps backward and looked at his husband, then at the burning ball of magic in his hand. His silver eyes turned into a dull gray color and tears escaped from them. His wings turned dull gray too and hung low, touching the floor completely. "I'll do anything for you, Magnus." He whispered softly in a choking voice. He didn't expect this to happen, his warlock didn't just reject his immortality, he wasn't even believing any of it, and was seeing him as a threat. He sniffed and looked at the floor. He was broken by the turn of events.

Magnus looked at the creature's actions dumbfounded. Even though he wanted it to be true badly, all he could think was this to be a dream again, as the other ones. He didn't want to be trapped again. He was thinking of attacking the thing when he heard the familiar sniffs and looked at the creature. His heart skipped a beat and he withdrew his magic. He could recognize his husband's saddened voice anywhere. No one could imitate it as the shadowhunter never showed his emotions to anyone other than him. He gulped, hard. It didn't take him long after that to realize that this wasn't a dream and he had hurt his husband. He looked at his shadowhunter or now angel? and saw that the wings were now curled around him tightly like he was hugging himself and the sniffs have increased.

"A.. Alexander?"

"Now what, Magnus? Do you want to kill me too?" He asked in a low voice.

Magnus' heart sank hearing that voice. He really had hurt his husband badly. "A... Alexander, is it really you? You're immortal? For real? I... I'm really sorry. I really am. I freaked out. I didn't mean to hurt you, I never could. I'm so sorry."

Alec's eyes turned silver and hopeful again and he looked at his warlock. He saw the genuineness in those golden cat eyes.

"Magnus, it's me, love. Please, don't do that, please believe me. Yes, I'm immortal, I did it for you, for us. I love you Magnus, more than you could imagine."

Magnus stepped forward and wiped away the tears falling on his cheeks, then looked into those dull silver eyes. It suddenly struck him and tears formed in his own eyes.

"Oh, my god! Alexander! You're immortal, I can't believe this! You're actually immortal! You.. you did it for me? I have you for eternity! You're not going anywhere? Is that what this ring meant?" He looked at the ring in his hand then at his husband, dumbfounded. Alec smiled at that and nodded. He took his husband's palms rested on his cheeks and kissed it.

Magnus looked at his husband with adoration and hugged him tightly, clinging to him like a koala. "But why? How?"

Alec finally relaxed when he felt his warlock's arms around him, his wings curled around Magnus' body and he held his husband tightly. "I heard you, Magnus." He whispered in his ears.

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*A month ago*

Magnus was sitting beside Alec's bed, holding his shadowhunter's hand in his own. He never moved from that place. It's been more than a week and his husband was still in a coma. He hadn't eaten anything in that week, Catarina had to force-feed him in order to keep him alive.

Magnus didn't want to move from that place, not even for a second. He wanted to be there when his husband woke up. He was sobbing badly and was holding his shadowhunter's hand tightly.

"Alexander, I don't know if you can hear me or not but wake up. Please, wake up. I can't see you like this. It's killing me. I never thought I would love someone so madly, but I was wrong, I love you so much, Alexander. I don't think I can live without you."

He sobbed and a teardrop escaped from his eyes and fell on Alec's hand.

"Come back to me, Alexander, please. I don't know what I'm going to do if you.." he trailed off and sniffed.  "I never thought I would find someone whom I wished to spend my eternity with, but I did. Yes, Alexander, I want that with you. I know I'm being selfish, but seeing you like this made me realize how much your presence in my life means to me.

I never thought I would ever get married, but then, I found you. You were the first of many things, and you would be the last. The last person I'll ever love. I don't think I can fall in love ever again if something happens to you. And I don't want that. I... I wish you were immortal, Alexander.

I know that's your decision to make, but it's killing me to imagine a life without you. I know now how you felt when I was lying there five years ago, when I lost my magic, you wanted to grow old with me. I want the same, only difference being, I want to spend eternity in your arms." He sniffed and caressed his cheeks.

"I love you, Alexander. More than I imagined I could ever love someone. Just come back to me, please, even if it's for the next 50-60 years. I don't know what I'll do after that, but I can't see you dying. I can't." He rested his head on his chest and started sobbing, after some time he fell asleep like that.

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"Alexander... I.. I have no words. I know I confessed that, but I didn't think you could hear me. I know I was being selfish when I said all that."

"Magnus, don't say that. You have the right to be selfish sometimes. I got selfish too when you lost your magic. I wanted to grow old with you. I guess now both of our wishes came true. We have an eternity waiting for us." He touched his forehead with Magnus' and wrapped his fingers around his neck.

Magnus sighed and leaned into the touch. "Alexander.. why? How? When? What exactly are you now? Don't get me wrong, I'm obviously happy that I have my husband for eternity, but it's a big decision, being immortal sometimes feels like a curse, it's not easy to live for centuries without feeling empty."

"Not when you're with the right person, Magnus. I love you and I made this decision when I was sure I wanted it. I just didn't do it for you, I did it for myself as well. I can't live without you, Magnus, ever." He cupped the warlock's face with one hand and his wings wrapped around Magnus' waist and legs. Magnus looked at them wide-eyed and Alec smiled.

"They just want to hug you and calm you down. They can sense your stress. Don't freak out because of them."

Magnus looked at the wings wrapped around his body with awe. His cat eyes had a different kind of glint in them. "They're beautiful, Alexander, but you haven't answered my questions yet."

"I'm still a shadowhunter, just an angel now, literally. And to answer how and when, it's a long story. I heard everything when I was in a coma, Magnus. You, Izzy, and others. It was breaking me from inside whenever you pleaded me to come back to you. After I gained consciousness and got back home, I remembered everything that you said. I was waiting to see if you'll ask me to be immortal again, but you didn't, so I didn't give it much thought either. But the first time I heard you crying and confessing all that again behind my back when I came back home early one day, it shattered every core of my heart. I know you did that a lot behind my back." He took a deep breath then continued.

"Even you know it well, Magnus, that how much I tried to talk you through it. But you always kept me pushing away. You know we tried mundane ways too, but nothing worked and it killed me every second seeing you like that. That's when I started researching about becoming immortal. I found out about a shadowhunter becoming immortal without turning into a downworlder. That's when I knew that I wanted it. Even you know how much shadowhunting means to me." He looked at his warlock's tear-filled eyes and the wings fluttered around his body.

"When I was sure about becoming immortal, I went to Catarina for help and she agreed. My visit to New York was actually to get permission from my family and to transform into an immortal. I didn't want to lie to you so I preponed the meeting and shifted it to New York. I did it because I love you Magnus, so, so much. Seeing you like that killed me, it made me realize how worse you'll be when I'll be gone one day and I didn't want that. This one month was the worst phase of my life. You were so broken, so vulnerable, even when I was there right in front of you. I didn't even want to imagine how much worse you could get if I'm not there. That helped me to will my decision of becoming immortal. I can't see you like that, love."

Magnus wrapped his husband in a tight hug and let tears fall on his shoulder. "I can't believe this, when Camille.. when I kissed her you were already immortal. If something would have happened.. whatever happened in my dream..." He tightened his fist on his jacket.

"Mags, hey, don't think about that. Nothing happened and I'm still here with you. But I do have a question, Magnus."

Magnus broke the hug and looked at his husband, but their hands were intertwined now.

"When you saw my wings, why did you say that you're dreaming? The way you reacted broke me, Magnus."

"I'm sorry, Alexander. I... I told you that I had lied to you about my nightmares. I... I had these weird dreams sometimes where I'm at a similar place like this with you, and you reveal to me that you're immortal, I get all happy and when I reach for you, you change into some weird looking man and I get trapped in a cell or dark basement. It's always slightly different, but that's how it goes. When you revealed your wings, those dreams flashed in front of my eyes. I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to hurt you."

Alec rubbed his temples and sighed. "And why you never told me this before, Magnus? You had the precognition thing about me being immortal as well."

Magnus rested his face on Alec's chest and Alec's wings stroked his back in soft motions. "I'm sorry, Alexander. I never gave it a thought. I thought my mind was playing tricks on me as I wanted you to be an immortal."

"Mags, from now on, you're talking to me about your dreams and nightmares. I don't care even if they're baseless."

Magnus nodded against his chest. "I love you, Alexander. I don't know what I did to deserve you. You sacrificed your mortality for me. But, if you were already an immortal when you came back from New York, why didn't you tell me about it? Why did you never talk to me about it?"

"I was waiting for our anniversary. I wanted it to be a surprise for you. And about talking to you, I knew you would have refused it and tried to convince me not to do it, even when that's exactly what you wanted. I know you enough to know that you would have put my needs above yours. I know my husband, Magnus."

Magnus huffed and pouted, taking the opportunity Alec kissed him, pouring all of his emotions into it. When they broke their kiss, Magnus looked at him and blinked thrice.

"Are you feeling better now, Magnus? Did you like your last gift?"

"Much, thank you, Alexander. And I loved the gift. This is the best gift I've ever gotten. By the way, what am I supposed to call you now? You're not just a shadowhunter anymore. What about winged nephilim? Or an angel? I like the sound of both!"

"Don't you dare, Magnus Lightwood Bane!"

"Come on, angel, don't ruin the fun now."

"Magnus!"

Magnus rolled his eyes and took a bite of the cake, ignoring the flaming eyes of his now winged nephilim. He was actually feeling really happier than he was showing. He literally wanted to jump in his husband's arms and shower him with kisses, but he was trying to suppress that.

"Should we proceed with dinner now?" Alec asked. He was secretly relieved that his husband was going back to being his normal self again. His eyes were back to hazel again and he had put his wings back in the wing scar.

Magnus looked at him with curiosity. "Have you glamoured your wings? And how are you changing the colors of your eyes?"

"Let's discuss this over dinner, I'm starving." Alec uncovered the lid of the pots and Magnus gasped. The whole cuisine was Indonesian and Magnus' favorite.

Magnus looked at his husband lovingly and sat on the chair Alec pulled out for him. He kissed his winged nephilim passionately then started digging into the food. They spent the rest of the evening talking about Alec's newfound powers and going through the presents their family had gifted them.

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                                                                        MAY                 2021

The Rib Page

*****

George Takei is sweatin’ with the oldies. He stars in a fitness app for gay seniors, Bar Belles. It was his April Fool’s day joke.

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Fox will bring us Crime Scene Kitchen on May 26 with host Joel McHale.

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Joel Hodgson has launched a new kick starter to create a new independent season of MTS3K, The goal is $2mil.

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Bob Odenkirk will release: Comedy, comedy, comedy, drama: A Memoir on Jan. 18 2022

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Leslie Jones will host the 2021 MTV Awards.

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$3 mil was raised for Next for Autism with help from Conan, Kimmel, Charlize, Chris Rock, Jack Black and Sarah Silverman.

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Have ya noticed that Gayle King looks great in yellow.

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Some people are not too happy that Elon Musk will host SNL on May 8. Miley Cyrus is the musical guest.** Musk tweeted: Let’s find out just how live SNL really is. Cast member Bowen Yang tweeted back, : What the Fuck does this even mean?

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Oh Seth Meyers: Every time I see the sea captain on your show, I miss him so much!!

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There is a spotlight on Foxconn which made a big splash for Trump at the start of his presidency. The company has done a lot of nothing but still gets tax cuts. Homes were demolished, roads were widened to nowhere and money was spent. Wisconsinites are upset that this big business is just folly and a big glass orb.

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Mike Lindell is a kook but he did try to appear to be a good sport on Kimmel.

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When will weed be legal on a federal level? When will drug testing for employment be illegal? We hear so much about personal rights with the gun laws and vaccines and masks. What about the right to do what we want with our bodies when we are not at work. Think of the administrative costs that could be saved if we just removed drug testing. Our experience and work ethic should mean more that what we do with our free time. This is not a problem at all companies. There are places in this country where it is near impossible anywhere in your area to get hired without a drug screening. One joint on a random Saturday night could keep someone from a great opportunity. A person in pain who reaches for an edible might miss out on the job that saves their lives.

*****

NASA sent the first flight to another planet. The Mars flight made history with the 30 sec feat.

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What? The Menendez brothers are popular again? From the Ramsey case to the Manson murders or Bundy, it all comes back around again.

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The Lizzie Borden house just sold for $2mil to Lance Zaal of U. S. Ghost Adventures.

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Quarantine and so much television et al proves one thing, the pharmaceutical and insurance companies have way too much $.

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Trump told everyone to boycott Coke and is later seen drinking diet Coke.** Trump sent out a statement about how bad the Oscars are. They threw it right back in his face. ** Federal agents have searched Giuliani’s Manhattan apartment. It stems from the 2 year investigation into activities in Ukraine.

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X-VP Pence is said to have pressured the Navy to reinstate former Mo. Gov. Eric Greitens. Greitens was accused of tying up, blindfolding, taking explicit photos of and blackmailing a woman.

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There is a crisis in schools with the lack of civics and history being taught.

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Hulk Hogan was hit with a chorus of Boo’s at his latest event.

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The latest sexual harassment news: Matt Gaetz  is being looked into for sex with a minor and sex trafficking.  Bill Barr opened the investigation.** Tom Reed has been accused of sexual misconduct by former lobbyist, Nicolette Davis.** Marilyn Manson has been sued by Game of Thrones, Esme Bianco for sexual abuse.

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What is going on with Bank of America? I am hearing from multiple people that often they do not get their statement in the mail. Is this a bad Postal service? Is this bad business practice? How many late fees had to be paid because of this? Not everybody wants to pay their bills online.

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Jack Hanna has revealed that he has dementia.

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Tiny Tim : King for a day is a new doc I must see. The film contains footage shot from Warhol’s Factory. There are excerpts from Tim’s diary read by Weird Al Yankovic and the story of how Tiny’s friend, Bob Dylan wanted to make a film with him.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Father, Michael has been charged with 5 counts patient brokering and 1 count of attempted patient brokering. This is an apparent scam of steering addicts into rehab for cash.

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Aaron Sorkin and Paulina Porizkova are dating. Pete Davidson and Phoebe Dynevor are dating.

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JB Smoove has a new podcast brought to you by TeamCoco.

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Hey.. People working on the new Law and Order: Organized Crime….. TOO MUCH MELONI!!

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Zach Avery, actor, was arrested for his participation in a $690 mil Ponzi scheme.

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President Biden has restored aid to the Palestinians.

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MLB put up a wall in Georgia but the Masters stayed.

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Hank Azaria has brought Brockmire to a new podcast.

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Tommy Chong isn’t allowed on FB because of his weed posts but they allow an imposter to use his name to sell weed.

Pennsylvania is trying to push thru 14 voter suppression bills.

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Joe Manchin. Ugh!!** Marjorie Taylor- Greene has let go of her America First caucus.** Ted Cruz has allegedly used $154, 000 of his campaign funds to buy up copies of his book to boost sales. This is an old trick but still illegal.

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For the first time, The Carter Center became involved in a U.S. election. They published videos and live webcasts as well as deploying observers across Georgia.

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Most health programs in Uganda, Nigeria and Ethiopia have resumed after Covid.** Tom Vilsack from the Dept. of Agriculture has announced the USDA will provide assistance to 30 million kids.** It is sad to me that we have to entice people to vaccinate. Football games, Church’s and shot for shot in bars?? Really? Saving the lives of others should be enough. WTF?

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Alec Baldwin, Alec Mapa and Kelsey Grammer are shopping around a new comedy that ABC decided to pass on.

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Chauvin was found guilty.

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Days alert: C’mon Ben, calm the fuck down! Don’t prove how out of control you are like everybody thinks. ** Xander is so funny right now.** How many people will Kristen be and how many times can one person melt down?? **Bring Carrie back!! **Jackee’ seemed a bit nervous in the beginning but she is fitting right in. More!

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The SAG awards came and went. With the Trial of the Chicago 7 winning best ensemble, Michael Keaton is the first person to be in 3 best casts for SAG’s.** Other winners include Viola Davis, Chadwick Boseman, Daniel Kaluuta, Youn Yuh-Jung, Mark Ruffalo, Anya Taylor- Joy, Jason Bateman, Catherine O’Hara, Schitt’s Creek and The Crown.

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The Oscars were held on April 25. It was a bit of a yawner and why would a show set themselves up for an awkward end?? There was a commercial from P&G right before the broadcast that stated, “ Widen the screen so we can widen our view.” Nice sentiment.  Mank had so many noms and only 2 wins. People looking their best to me were Leslie Odom Jr., Glenn Close, Riz Ahmed, LaKeith Stanfield, Colman Domingo, John Batiste, Mia Neal, Questlove (gold crocs and a mask!), Desmond Roe, Travon Free, Trish Summerville, Marlee Matlin, The Lucas Brothers, Andra Day, Carey Mulligan, Amanda Seyfried, Nicolette Robinson, Regina King and Margot Robbie. Laura Dern looked like Big Bird, there were just too many feathers. Tiara Thomas had feathers but they looked great.  Angela Bassett had some power sleeves and Tyer Perry looked like a little boy.  Hooray for Emerald Fennell for her win for original screenplay but not sure about the dress. And Viola Davis?? Dana Murray?? Ashley Fox?? Hmm?? Winners seemed to have trouble getting to the stage. They often refused the steps or the walkway and sort of climbed up the side. I did love the intimate setting and it did remind me of the old clips of years before. Sound of metal and Ma Rainey both won. Tyler Perry and for the first time, an organization, the motion picture and television fund, took home the humanitarian award. I was thrilled to see My Octopus Teacher win for Doc. I loved Crip Camp too, that was a hard category.  The acting winners went in all directions.  Many critics complained that the films were real downers . Nomadland won best picture. Michael Moore put it best I think. Of the films this year, he said, “They force you to look backward with 2021 eyes.”

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Why the Fuck do we need a militarized police force?

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R.I.P. victims of the multiple mass shootings, victims of police shootings, the crush in Israel, Cosette Brown, Midwin Charles, DMX, Paul Ritter, Ethel Gabriel, G. Gordon Liddy, Buddy Peppenschmidt,  Prince Philip, Anne Beatts, Diane Adler, Vartan Gregorian, Monte Hellman, Jim Steinman, Michael Collins, Michael wolf Snyder, Johnny Crawford, Eli Broad and Walter Mondale.

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Sunday, September 01, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WELCOME TO CANADA, BRAVO! (The trashy Bravo, not the old Classy Bravo)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: BORDERLINE (The Roku Channel) 90 DAY FIANCE: BEFORE THE 90 DAYS (TLC Canada) 8:00pm THE GREAT NORTH (CHCH/Fox Feed/Check Local Listings) 9:30pm

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT?: THE CHOSEN (CW Feed)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA THE BELKO EXPERIMENT BUBBA HO-TEP THE CARETAKER CARRIE (1976) CARRIE (2013) THE DIVE DRESSED TO KILL EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX FROGS F/X GORKY PARK INVADERS FROM MARS INVASION OF THE BODY SNACHERS INVASION U.S.A. LIFEFORCE ME BEFORE YOU THE RAGE: CARRIE 2 THE RUSSIA HOUSE STIGMATA THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN TROLL THE WOODS

CBC GEM SECRETS OF PRINCE ANDREW TINY BEAUTIFUL THINGS

CRAVE TV DRAFT DAY LUCY GRIZZLI SOPHIE RESERVATION DOGS (Seasons 1-3)

NETFLIX CANADA 5 CENTIMETERS PER SECOND THE BLACK PHONE BLUE GIANT FAST & FURIOUS THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS THE FROG INSIDE MAN: MOST WANTED JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION MISS CONGENIALITY THE STEPFATHER YOUNG SHELDON (Season 7)

2024 US OPEN TENNIS (TSN/TSN2) 11:00am: Round of 16 (TSN2) 3:00pm: Round of 16 (TSN) 6:00pm: Round of 16

2024 PACIFIC NATIONS RUGBY (TSN3) 12:00pm: USA vs. Canada

BBQ HIGH (Magnolia Canada) 1:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): After a disappointing result at State, Marc begins his BBQ season working on his ribs recipe; Zane, the ribs champion, starts his year off on the wrong foot, jeopardizing his chances of victory.

MLB BASEBALL (SN) 1:30pm: Jays vs. Twins (SN Now) 4:00pm: Mariners vs. Angels (TSN4) 7:00pm: Braves vs. Phillies

2024 SUMMER PARALYMPIC GAMES (CBC) 2:00pm: Prime, Day 4 (CBC) 3:00pm: Para Track Cycling, Day 4 (CBC) 3:30pm: Women’s Wheelchair Basketball: Spain vs. Canada (CBC) 8:00pm: Primetime (CBC) 11:30pm: Tonight

MLS SOCCER (TSN3) 2:30pm: St. Louis vs. LA Galaxy

WNBA BASKETBALL (SN1) 4:00pm: Fever vs. Wings

CFL FOOTBALL (TSN3) 7:00pm: Blue Bombers vs. Roughriders

THE PROOF IS OUT THERE: ALIEN EDITION (History Channel Canada) 8:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Journalist Tony Harris and his team of experts will evaluate compelling evidence and pass verdicts on their authenticity that the US Government has been hiding the truth about aliens and if they're a threat to national security.

GIRL IN THE VIDEO (Lifetime Canada) 8:00pm: A teenage girl disappears after sneaking out to meet the boy she's been secretly chatting with online. Her mother soon races against time to save her when she finds out that she's being held captive and exploited for livestreams on the dark web.

KILLER LIES: CHASING A TRUE CRIME CON MAN (Nat Geo Canada) 9:00pm/10:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Amateur sleuths discover famous serial killer expert is not what he seems.

TROPPO (Super Channel Fuse) 9:00pm: Amanda is shocked to discover the attack on Ted, and she becomes determined to find the culprit behind it.

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Author stuff:  After much wait, here’s chapter two! I still don’t know how long this baby’s going to be. Everyone’s positive reactions so far is giving me tippy-tappy toes, so thank you!

Possible trigger warning! COVID-19 is briefly mentioned and, ultimately, the lockdown that came with it as well. (I’ll try to post all trigger warnings at the top here. If I don’t, give me a shout. I’m pretty easily accessible on the websites I post on.)

no body, no crime

by forgottenyogurtgods

Summary: [I think he did it but I just can’t prove it. No, no body, no crime But I ain’t letting up until the day I die.]

Adrien is a Swiftie. To be fair, who isn’t? And her Evermore album? Chef’s kiss! Except… one song put an idea in his head and now he can’t get it out.

Inspired by this tumblr post.

Chapter 2/?

Last chapter

Episode Two

Two years ago, Emilie Agreste vanished without a trace. Her car was found abandoned on the side of the road, just outside of Paris. All of her things were still inside.

No one has seen or heard from her since that night. 

The police are officially calling it a missing person’s case.

I am your host, Adrian Agreste, and I plan to use this podcast docu-series to find out what happened to my mother and prove to the world that my father killed her.

This all kind of started with Taylor Swift. 

You know, country music star turned pop singer turned alt-folk-rock singer? The one who’s won an award for almost every album she’s ever released? Yeah, that Taylor Swift.

And you can blame some of my classmates on this, too. Specifically, Mylene and Rose.

I’ve always been a Swiftie. Her music helped me to actually learn quite a bit of English. And my mom used to like singing her music with me, so Taylor kind of has been… important in my life, I guess you can say.

As a Swiftie, I was perfectly obligated to join my classmates in our discord chat to stream the albums together. Because, you know, COVID-19 is a thing.

[Future Adrien here! Hey, if you’re from the future and listening to this, first off, hello! Second, thanks for stopping by. Third, yes, I made this podcast during the COVID-19 pandemic. That was a… questionably strange time. Of being isolated to my house once again — we’ll talk about that later in the series. 

Anyway, back to the show!]

Classes were over for the day, and we were all just helping each other get through our homework. As I said before, Mylene and Rose kind of started it.

And everyone went along with it, because they’re Mylene and Rose. They’re just… I can’t really explain it. You just can’t say no when they ask to stream the latest Taylor Swift album over discord for everyone to listen to.

I don’t think anyone was really paying attention to the music much at first, we were just talking over it. I actually didn’t really notice “No Body, No Crime” until the chorus came in for the last time.

I ended up buying the album later that night and relistening to the whole thing while I was supposed to, umm, be working on my English. Which, technically, I was. Just not in a way that was approved by my English language instructor. 

Anyway, “No Body, No Crime” kind of stuck out to me. And it stuck with me. For a while.

And it got me thinking about my mom again. About how she was never found, and no matter how hard they searched, no new information was ever uncovered. How her case is still open and unsolved. 

Okay, so I think about my mom a lot, just in general, but I was thinking about the night she disappeared and how everything played out after that.

Something… something just didn’t sit right with me. I couldn’t place what, but just that something had been off. 

Things just didn’t add up.

So, like any sane person, I ordered a transparent dry erase board and markers. I also printed out all the information I possibly could when I had some spare time.

And I looked over all of the details that had been available to the media and, essentially, the public. As well as the conspiracies that can be found on Reddit and other forums.

We’ll, uh, we’ll get to the conspiracies in a later episode. Those kind of deserve their own episode. They really, really do.

Where was I?

Oh, right. Getting everything in order. 

I ended up recruiting outside help. Not just my friends, like Nino who is my producer and editor, or Marinette who actually designed a really cool logo for this podcast. I’m actually getting help from one of Paris’s akuma-fighting heroes — Chat Noir!

[Dude, when did you even get a chance to talk to Chat Noir?]

Oh, uh, a couple of days ago.

[Alya is going to freak out. You know that, right?]

Yeah, I, uh, kind of figured she would. 

I should… probably explain who Alya is and why she’d freak out. Alya loves superheroes. More than me and Nino, and trust me when I say we binged the entire Marvel and DC movie universes. So many hours…

Anyway, Alya.

Alya runs a blog — the Ladyblog — that reports on Paris’s own superheroes, mainly Chat Noir and… and Ladybug. She’s been faithfully reporting on everything since day one. News reporters all over the world rely on her for not only information but live footage from every battle.

She has actually been really useful in helping me organize everything. 

And it’s because of Alya that I finally figured out what was so wrong with my mother’s case. The thing that had been nagging me at the back of my mind.

The investigation on my mother’s disappearance wasn’t that deep of an investigation. It barely scratched the surface. It was all for show.

No one was putting in any effort to find out what happened to her. But why?

Author stuff cont’d.:  So! This being kind of a story told through a podcast was heavily inspired by a few true crime podcasts. Most notably In the Dark (both the Jacob Wetterling case and the Curtis Flowers case) and Up and Vainished (the Tara Grinstead case), as well as To Live and Die in LA (the Adea Shabani case).

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