#mjonir

[jeremyfuscaldo]

Arnold as Captain America wielding Mjonir.

[gotrainerx]

[brooklynbred-a]

[ bullet ] sender takes a bullet for receiver ; @the-mjolnir-owner.

STEVE'S GAZE SNAPS TO THE ASGARDIAN, eyes wide before raising his shield to block another spray of bullets, the shield THIS TIME reflecting the bullets back their assailants direction, hitting each of them and taking them down. Had it been ANYONE ELSE, Steve would have felt more worried. A bullet wound was a still a bullet wound, reason enough to worry. But at least he felt a little more at ease about getting him medical attention.

Kneeling down, he looked him over, trying to examine what they were dealing with. "Couldn't just let the shield do the work?" He tried to scoff, though his nerves were still a bit frayed.

[sjswrites]

You Are Worthy

Summary: A little fanfix from AoU. You're Thor's daughter and had to show the boys up.

Warnings: Just fluuuuuffff. My baby deserved this.

A/N: Hiii. Last weekend was hectic, buuut here's the posts you were gonna get, plus a bonus one. Enjoy! 🥰

Masterlist

“Goddess,” A whisper came from the doorway. In the reflect of the mirror, the redhead leaned against the doorframe in her dark red suit. “How did I get so lucky, huh?” She pushed off the door frame. “I don’t deserve you.” She whispered as her arms snaked around my waist and her lips placed a gentle kiss on my shoulder.

“You do.” My head leaned up against hers. “You deserve everything, baby. You are one of the greatest heroes in the world, but more importantly,” I spun around to face her. “The greatest girlfriend in the world.”

She scoffed. “You must be talking about yourself.” She deflected as I glared at her.

”I’m serious, Natasha.” I kissed her lips. We moved like an ocean of love and lust. I slowly pulled away as she sighed. “I know, you don’t believe me, but it’s true. You are worthy of good things. You’re an amazing person.” My finger swiped away some strands of red away from her warm, green eyes. “Don’t be so mean to yourself… okay?”

She defeatedly nodded as she kissed my nose. “I’ll try. Just for you.”

I shook my head. “Do it for you.”

“Okay Thor. Put her down again. I need to try again.” Tony said as the Avengers quickly gathered around the show. My father laid his hammer down gently on the table as Tony stepped up. He tapped his watch as both of his gloves grew onto his hands and up his arms. He strained as he pulled and his thruster were fully engaged, but to no avail Mjonir did not budge. I chuckled to myself as I made myself comfortable in Nat’s lap, wrapping my arm around her neck.

“Baby, have you ever tried?” I whispered in her ear.

She shook her head. “That’s not an answer I need to be confirmed by a godly weapon. Thank you, but no thank you.”

“Would you try for me?” She looked at me searching and scanning for the joke part of what I asked her. “I bet you’d look really sexy holding it.” I whispered while nibbling on her ear.

“No.” She simply replied.

“Pleeeease.” I pouted my lip.

“Wow. You’re really pulling all the tricks out, huh?” I nodded, eagerly. “No. I don’t want to.” I sighed as I looked at my father and back at Tony. “You do it.”

I looked around the room. All the men had tried to lift my father’s hammer several times. Tony, Bruce, and Clint had tried in the past. Actually multiple triumphant attempts. The only one with any really progress was Cap. The slight wiggle of the hammer gave my father the slight tension in his chest. The women around the table simply refused. Maybe it was the internal notion that we all felt… The fear of not being good enough. The fear of rejection. The fear of being shamed.

“Fine. I will.” A devilish plan formulated in my head. All eyes shifted to me as I strutted my way over to the hammer. “One question, though.” The crowd’s curiosity only grew. “Has anyone ever wanted to kiss me?” A few shy hands raised as Natasha’s eyes narrowed at me. “Aww come on, babe. I feel like you're obligated to raise your hand.” She crossed her arms and rolled her eyes at me. “Fine,” I put my hand around the handle as it lightly came up. I pointed the hammer at Kate and Peter who had her hand up. “I guess, I’m making dreams come true tonight.” I looked over at my father who beamed proudly as I flipped the hammer in my hand.

“Fine.” Natasha said as she raised her hand. I quickly threw the hammer at her hand as she caught it. My jaw dropped as I smiled at her.

“I knew it!” I ran back to her, giggling as a small like grin grew on the redhead’s face. She dropped the hammer as it fell through the floor and I jumped in her arms. “I told you.”

“Whatever.” She shook her head before pulling me in for an Earth-shattering kiss for the night we’d remember for the rest of lives.

Masterlist

[isabelawritesthings]

Mortal Kombat 1 dialogues with Loki reader

characters included: Liu Kang, Raiden, Johnny Cage and Shang Tsung

notes: The dialogues will be with both the male and female versions of Loki, and since Loki is a canonically gender fluid bisexual character, there will be flirting in both forms.

a/n: Loki and women are my new obsession, maybe I'll do more dialogues with Marvel or even DC characters.

Liu Kang

MALE VERSION –

Liu Kang: You're causing a mess in the timelines!

Reader: What? Is it so wrong to travel through the multiverse?

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Reader: Are you as powerful as He Who Remains?

Liu Kang: Who is this, Loki Laufeyson?

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Reader: Do I remind you of a sorcerer?

Liu Kang: Unfortunately, yes.

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Liu Kang: Make peace with Thor.

Reader: Why? Isn't it enough to live in his shadow all my life?!

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FEMALE VERSION

Reader: You're quite handsome for a Fire God.

Liu Kang: Focus, Loki (Sylvie).

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Liu Kang: You need to stop with the time travel!

Reader: Why? Are you afraid I'll break your perfect timeline?

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Liu Kang: Shang Tsung is seduced by you.

Reader: Tell him I won't be a concubine!

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Reader: Does Johnny Cage know there is a difference between flirting and sexual harassment?

Liu Kang: I'll talk to him later.

Raiden

MALE READER –

Raiden: Does your brother have lightning powers too?

Reader: Believe me, creating illusions is more impressive!

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Raiden: Have you allied yourself with the sorcerers?

Reader: Come on, Raiden, you know I'm greedy.

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Reader: Is your amulet your mjonir?

Raiden: What is a mjonir?

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Reader: Come back to Fengjian, farmer boy!

Raiden: Not while you're out there causing chaos!

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FEMALE READER –

Raiden: Is Shang Tsung jealous of me?

Reader: He thinks you're my boyfriend or something like that.

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Raiden: How many gods are there in Asgard?

Reader: Our pantheon is as numerous as the stars in the sky.

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Reader: What does Hela want with you?

Raiden: I don't know, but I hope it's nothing bad.

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Reader: Very handsome for a shaolin

Raiden: This isn't going to... Wait, are you flirting with me?

Johnny Cage

MALE READER –

Johnny: Thor is more badass!

Reader: And why should I listen to the opinion of a mediocre actor like you?!

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Johnny: That Sylvie has no right to be so hot!

Reader: You know she's technically me, right?

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Reader: You're a womanizer, right? Have you ever tried something different?

Johnny: Look, I respect people with different tastes, but that's definitely not my case.

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Reader: I also had problems with my father.

Johnny: This isn't going to make me sympathize with you, superhero movie villain!

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FEMALE READER –

Johnny: Are you sure Hela is the goddess of death? Because you can kill with this look!

Reader: It's not too hard to see why your wife left you!

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Johnny: I bet Asgard doesn't have gods as beautiful as me.

Reader: Please, have you seen my brother?

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Reader: Who is this Madam Bo?

Johnny: You would have to go to Fengjian one day to know, do you like Chinese food?

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Reader: I think Liu Kang is mad at me.

Johnny: Of course! You and your variants have wreaked havoc on the timelines!

-

Shang Tsung

MALE READER –

Shang Tsung: We could both benefit from an alliance.

Reader: HA! I am a God! I make no alliances with mortals who came from poverty!

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Shang Tsung: *laughs* shall we start, God of lies?

Reader: As you wish, sorcerer...

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Reader: I invaded Earth once, it will be easy to dominate Outworld!

Shang Tsung: Good luck facing Liu Kang and Mileena's forces!

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Reader: You are as evil as I am.

Shang Tsung: Correct statement, Loki.

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FEMALE READER –

Shang Tsung: Think, Loki (Sylvie)! You could-

Reader: Be your consort? May Odin protect me from this cruel fate!

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Shang Tsung: Your body, so beautiful I could-

Reader: Ewww... Keep your perverted thoughts to yourself, sorcerer!

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Reader: What did you see in me?

Shang Tsung: Power, beauty and cunning... Everything I admire in a woman.

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Reader: You took advantage of Sindel's desperation to manipulate her!

Shang Tsung: *laughs* and the idiot fell right into my plan!

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[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

stumpy. stumpy. perhaps. chief (and a friend of your choice if you want!) watching a meteor shower. please.

Ephemeral

She knows the Mjonir's camera fidelity is high, that its night-vision and low light modes are the highest tech available, but that doesn't stop her from wondering what the night sky looks like to the human eye. What it truly feels like to see the wondrous natural phenomena of a meteor shower unaided.

She knows what it looks like to her: Inky indigo-black speckled with lights above the harsh silhouettes of Zeta Halo's flora and geography. Flashes, mere moments to humans and a small eternity for her to study the meteors' trajectories and potential chemical composition.

She knows that all it is is debris burning up in the Ring's atmosphere. That the event itself is cosmically insignificant, and that the meteoroids are just dust and ice and gas flickering out. Echoes of a comet coming to their end, or rather changing into something new. Ephemeral.

She knows all these things, and yet… Watching them is exhilarating. It's peaceful. The soft vocalizations of the humans near her, near Chief, provide her with context and a sense of something more. A familiarity resonating deep within her core. Humans often stared up at the stars together and wondered. She thinks Chief probably did at one point too. For now, he tilts his helmet for her and lets the outer patrols take care of the watch.

Fernando is next to Chief with the marines spread out around Fob Hotel. He was the reason she was able to cajole Chief into sitting still long enough to watch. His frowning countenance and her own pleas for something new after so long underground, with only cylixes to talk to, wore the big guy down.

They were learning how to twist his arm, and he didn't put up much of a fight. He was calmer. Without having to dig, she could see his vitals evening out. There was still a tension in how he held himself. Ready to react, never fully disengaged, and it wore on him. She was still so new but time and experience with Chief was showing her the grooves he had worn into himself.

Fernando helped. He was an unstoppable force of worry and civilian reasoning in the face of the most stubborn, immovable Spartan alive. He was so human that it reminded Chief of his own humanity.

She knows they need each other. That's why she nudges Chief and silences proximity alerts when Fernando starts leaning against him. Their pilot yawns but stays quiet. He makes a valiant effort to keep watching, but humans have a hard time resisting the siren call of sleep when they feel safe.

She knows this. She knows this moment is just like the meteor shower. Ephemeral.

[brassisjustbetterguys]

Welcome to the Band meme blog!

This is where the band memes collide, and band stuff that happens in my band class.

Whether to say or not, there will be lots of memes and maybe some art. I will answer any questions for I speak with my other band comrades.

Instruments open:

-Trombones: Holst and Jupiter

-Trumpets: Chief, Bronco, Donut, Talkie, Bubble Gum, and Petersburg

-Tubas: Skblendz and Baba Grill

-French Horns: Amazing Grace

-Percussion (all): Base drum, triangle, gong, snare 1 & 2, Cymbal, bongos, granulated cymbal, jingle bells, spinner, tamberiene, and bells.

-Flute: Mjonir 2.0

-Clarinet: Fairy, Butterfly, and Football

-Saxophone: Aztec, Pencil, Star, and Carrot

-Baritone: Jimmy Dogfish

-Base Guitar: White Stripe

-didgeridoo: Kanga

So there you go, band intro, my names Holst the Trombonist

If you’d like, I can help with lots of other stuff too, like RPing with instruments, or…the players I guess

So sit back, relax as my band friends and I play you some memes straight from Wixonberg (our band room)

If you do send an ask, make sure you include the name and instrument please.

BAND KIDS/PEOPLE ASSEMBLE!!!

[orinene]

i'm just going to tell y'all my birthday list

Pokemon card binder

pokemon cards

a Mjonir choker necklace

Everyone to flood my inbox/ask with "happy birthday" on september 29th (my birthday) i just wanted to tell you guys :)

[thor-the-mighty]

I know that Stark cannot lift Mjonir while he is wearing his armor, but I am curious to find out if his armor could loft it without him inside.

[catierambles]

Interviewer: So you two are both very open about your geekiness OFC: Yes Henry Cavill: We sure are OFC: let that geek flag fly Interviewer: What's the geekiest thing that Henry's ever done around you? OFC: Oh god, okay. So backstory, when the first Avengers movie came out, Hot Topic had plastic Mjonirs. Thor's hammer. This one, the first time he came over to my place, sees said plastic Mjolnir on a shelf, goes over to it, verrrrry slowly reaches out, picks it up, goes "YES!" complete with fist pump and sets it back down again. Audience: *laughs* Henry Cavill: I'm worthy :D OFC: Yes, dear, you're worthy

[bowties-and-warlocks]

Things in the Marvel Comics canon that make me lose my mind:

The heroes have a semi regular poker game in which the winnings are donated to the charity of the winners choice. And one time Kingpin crashed the game and put up 300k. This game resulted in Spider-Man winning and donating all of in to a research foundation ( for cerebral palsy) in Kansas. Except $20. He bought roses for MJ.

There’s a mutant that can turn himself into ice cream. Any flavor.

There’s a comic where Loki picked up Mjonir when running away from Thor, who wanted to kill him.

The Thing doesn’t age. Well he does but one week each year at a time. There’s a comic where he lives for thousands of years.

There is a tailor who repairs and makes costumes for villains and heroes. His shop is on 23rd street by 8th and his name is Leo Zielinski. He told Spider-Man about a hit on the DA and also suggests a new design for his suit. This is the suit Peter has in “The Last Stand” comic.

Superior Iron Man (the one with the extremis app that’s $100 per day) cured Daredevil’s blindness but gave him brain damage.

[imustbenuts]

I like your Avatar!Kiran theory and I have Thoughts. Because if that's true, then Kiran exists because Intsys made a game and people played it. We control Kiran as a proxy to interact in the FE world. But we also exist as ourselves here and have power over certain game decisions like CYL. Intsys would be represented then by Breidablik as the artifact that allows "us" to be in the game and enforces summoning rules. (Like gatcha summoning because money.)

Hmm I personally don't subscribe to the Avatar!Kiran idea. I subscribe to Deva!Kiran. I'm sorry but I'll be pushing Deva!Kiran hard here bc Kiran is a major anomaly in FE. I've also written this in depth already in this post but well, I'll write some extra stuff here as well.

Kiran does not have an explicit motivation for helping the Order, do not have any lines, are implied to like all the characters they Summon and are often treated as equals by other God characters. They do not level up like traditional Avatars, nor are they implied to have any sort of their own will.

It's all a clear writing decision to make sure that Kiran feels as you as possible. Think about it. Doesn't it feel like Byleth is their own person when they shed tears at Jeralt's death? Or when they pick up random lost items? Doesn't it feel like Robin became their own person when they sacrifice themself to kill Grima, or feel too scared to do it? Doesn't Alear feel like their own person bc they have their own past, future and belief to contend with?

Are those our past, our actions, our instinct? No, these Avatars are Avatars and their own person.

Therein lies the weird thing about all of that:

Kiran is not their own person.

From the writing point of view, at least until the 5.2 portraits went live, Kiran is a faceless being who rarely acts on their own. Their voice has been completely nuked and it's assumed that the opinions they give when prompted are opinions we form ourselves. That's the biggest reason why Kiran is written like this, to make sure as much as possible that they feel like us. Like you.

In fact, running counter to the Avatar idea is that they have memories from the World of Steel. Again I'll reiterate this: Kiran is explicitly stated to be from the World of Steel. In game, Peony remarks that the World of Steel cannot be visited by her kind, and everyone there lives in comfort. (Implying there's no magic at all.)

Now, the writers of these ideas are Japanese. The combo of steel + comfort + Japan immediately makes me think of Tokyo. Alfonse in book 4 is revealed not to be Alfonse at all, but rather Kiran who is stuck in a delusional dream sequence. Then there's a certain shot in Book 4.5's cinematic and it looks so much like Tokyo:

It's too sus.

Then, only time Kiran fights in game is after meeting 2 conditions:

Getting Dire Breidablik (from dead alternate Kiran, its powered up by souls now)

Getting buffed by Thor (Mjonir strikes)

All which imply that Kiran has no magical power to survive in battle, and no physical constitution either. Their stat-line is even average. In short, they fucking suck. They're as strong as the Zubats you encounter in caves in Pokemon. But FE characters can shrug off attacks from Monster Hunter sized weapons and even spells that summons Meteors.

Yet at the same time, they have the ability to summon so much Heroes. Gods, final bosses, bosses, Kings and even Demons at this point. Gods who actually talk to Kiran like equals. Even Serios who says this weird thing:

^The others here includes every other Avatar characters thus far. Byleth even. On that note, Alear, Robin, Eliwood, Lyn, alludes to Kiran feeling like a familiar warmth. If we have been watching, following and helping them fight their battles, then Kiran = Deva = Us lines up far more perfectly than the idea that Kiran = Avatar = Proxy.

Then there's Loki (left) and Thor (right) who says this:

Yeah. So basically what I'm saying is, on the sliding scale of Avatar vs Us/Devas,

Kiran is... this.

And with regards to the CYL, my thinking is something like this:

If the World of Steel is some higher realm, then it kind of qualifies as Heaven from FEH's pov. If Intsys are creator gods, and they conduct a popularity poll, everyone who hasn't been Isekai'd into FEH gets to vote. And that's how CYL winners get decided.

Kiran may be some poor schmuck who got hit by a truck or overworked to death, or just got yoinked in the middle of something into Zenith is my thinking. The details is completely up to us to decide individually. Kiran is as much me as it is you.

Although, if it must be argued that Kiran is actually an Avatar, then there's l everything I just mentioned above gets weird, plus I run into one big thematic issue.

Ragnarok.

Ragnarok is a big slugfest to the death between Gods. FEH is explicitly Norse. If we assume that it's a case of Avatar!Kiran here, then it feels kind of cheap to imply that the Gods of FEH are dying bc some Buddhist Avatar is out here slaying Gods left and right. Arrogant even! A foreign pantheon deity's extension can cause so much damage? What gives?

Thematically at least, framing Kiran as a God would make more sense here. More risky in story theming, even! Because:

Kiran = Deva = Us. So if Kiran dead, bad bad bad. Alfonse & co gone forever! Or we die and leave them behind. Cry. World doomed.

If Kiran = Avatar = Proxy. Kiran dead, np, restart from 0. The Alfonse left behind? Who cares just try again, we can create as many Avatars as we need until we succeed.

One last thing: Intsys.

Intsys here in FEH's context would be the creator gods, right? Where Devas are not creator gods, Intsys is. If you want to bring them into the lore, Intsys is the big bang, the parent of all first dragons, the source of humanity, the god of everyone's fates, the god above all gods, the will of the very universe itself.

This angle is coming from a theology lens, and from not just Buddhism, but what all the Dharmic religion think of the ultimate cosmic 'God'. That it isn't so much an entity, but a bunch of systems.

...Intelligent Systems.

Its all hinged more on Buddhism cosmology and what the practicioners think of the world, which is the angle I'm coming from.

@-@ sorry for rambling anon hrghrgr i got kinda carried away elaborating irrelevent stuff

[ironman-tonystark]

I am pretty sure that you can develop some packaging on them so that they do not get embedded in my skull. You are Tony Stark. You can do anything.

I can? Can I make a rock so heavy that I can't even lift it and then lift it?

Holy shit! Is that what Mjonir is? Did Odin solve his own paradox?🤯

[the-mjolnir-owner]

peter would give him a mug shaped like mjonir/hammer : )

What would you get my muse for Christmas? @itsybitsypeterparker

"Thank you!"

[cursecuelebre]

I love this post, I get a little self conscious when wearing my Mjonir and having a rune that is misused by racist freaks who know nothing about our runes or how it’s used. Algiz is my favorite rune and also my birth rune and have it on a key chain on my bag. But recently I got a pin of the pride flag and the saying “It’s The Allfather not Some-Father”. I will always show that I am not part of that Nazi community who know nothing at all about paganism in general.

So, I'm sure I'm not the only one upset seeing how nazis are appropriating Norse runes and stuff more lately (Also: 🤢 🤮) I've seen others before say that those who practice norse/etc should continue to wear them but to also wear their pride and BLM stuff loudly with them, so as to (A) not just let the nazi's have them, but also more importantly (B) so that people seeing them wear it wouldn't be uncomfortable or scared because it'd signal they didn't side with the SHitler babies.

And all this has made me want to design pride runes or something. Make designs of them that are so blatantly gay that nazis won't wanna touch them. Fucking rainbow runes- Just cover them in all the pride flags. Anything to tell nazis "fuck you, you can't take them."

And so I've started with these designs below. Loki written in runes over a few different flags that remind me of him and that I felt others would resonate with.

I've got the full-res designs hosted on my Ko-fi as free downloads for anyone who wishes to use them. Print them on a shirt, make yourself stickers, use on gifts for others- whatever. I'll also have them available on Threadless for those who don't want to or can't print them on stuff themselves but still want something with the design on it. Each sale will also make an automatic donation to various LGBT+ charities like The Trevor Project and the It Gets Better Project.

I'll be making more rune designs and also be taking requests for a bit if there are any pride rune/norse designs anyone might want to see made.

(Also while I was brainstorming ideas I drew some rune stone sets, [my fav is the glowy one] I'll put them under the cut so this isn't so long)

But yeah I'll probably be adding these to my Ko-Fi as free downloads too eventually. If anyone is super interested, or wants to make a request, just shoot me an ask and it might get me to upload them sooner lol