#mjonir

[firelance2361]

Natasha Romanoff of the Nine Realms

Here's a little MCU redesign I did of the version of Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow gifted with the power of Thor from What If? Age of Ultron #3 from April, 2014.

Hope you like it!

[jeremyfuscaldo]

Arnold as Captain America wielding Mjonir.

[gotrainerx]

[brooklynbred-a]

[ bullet ] sender takes a bullet for receiver ; @the-mjolnir-owner.

STEVE'S GAZE SNAPS TO THE ASGARDIAN, eyes wide before raising his shield to block another spray of bullets, the shield THIS TIME reflecting the bullets back their assailants direction, hitting each of them and taking them down. Had it been ANYONE ELSE, Steve would have felt more worried. A bullet wound was a still a bullet wound, reason enough to worry. But at least he felt a little more at ease about getting him medical attention.

Kneeling down, he looked him over, trying to examine what they were dealing with. "Couldn't just let the shield do the work?" He tried to scoff, though his nerves were still a bit frayed.

[isabelawritesthings]

Mortal Kombat 1 dialogues with Loki reader

characters included: Liu Kang, Raiden, Johnny Cage and Shang Tsung

notes: The dialogues will be with both the male and female versions of Loki, and since Loki is a canonically gender fluid bisexual character, there will be flirting in both forms.

a/n: Loki and women are my new obsession, maybe I'll do more dialogues with Marvel or even DC characters.

Liu Kang

MALE VERSION –

Liu Kang: You're causing a mess in the timelines!

Reader: What? Is it so wrong to travel through the multiverse?

-

Reader: Are you as powerful as He Who Remains?

Liu Kang: Who is this, Loki Laufeyson?

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Reader: Do I remind you of a sorcerer?

Liu Kang: Unfortunately, yes.

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Liu Kang: Make peace with Thor.

Reader: Why? Isn't it enough to live in his shadow all my life?!

-

FEMALE VERSION

Reader: You're quite handsome for a Fire God.

Liu Kang: Focus, Loki (Sylvie).

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Liu Kang: You need to stop with the time travel!

Reader: Why? Are you afraid I'll break your perfect timeline?

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Liu Kang: Shang Tsung is seduced by you.

Reader: Tell him I won't be a concubine!

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Reader: Does Johnny Cage know there is a difference between flirting and sexual harassment?

Liu Kang: I'll talk to him later.

Raiden

MALE READER –

Raiden: Does your brother have lightning powers too?

Reader: Believe me, creating illusions is more impressive!

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Raiden: Have you allied yourself with the sorcerers?

Reader: Come on, Raiden, you know I'm greedy.

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Reader: Is your amulet your mjonir?

Raiden: What is a mjonir?

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Reader: Come back to Fengjian, farmer boy!

Raiden: Not while you're out there causing chaos!

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FEMALE READER –

Raiden: Is Shang Tsung jealous of me?

Reader: He thinks you're my boyfriend or something like that.

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Raiden: How many gods are there in Asgard?

Reader: Our pantheon is as numerous as the stars in the sky.

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Reader: What does Hela want with you?

Raiden: I don't know, but I hope it's nothing bad.

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Reader: Very handsome for a shaolin

Raiden: This isn't going to... Wait, are you flirting with me?

Johnny Cage

MALE READER –

Johnny: Thor is more badass!

Reader: And why should I listen to the opinion of a mediocre actor like you?!

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Johnny: That Sylvie has no right to be so hot!

Reader: You know she's technically me, right?

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Reader: You're a womanizer, right? Have you ever tried something different?

Johnny: Look, I respect people with different tastes, but that's definitely not my case.

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Reader: I also had problems with my father.

Johnny: This isn't going to make me sympathize with you, superhero movie villain!

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FEMALE READER –

Johnny: Are you sure Hela is the goddess of death? Because you can kill with this look!

Reader: It's not too hard to see why your wife left you!

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Johnny: I bet Asgard doesn't have gods as beautiful as me.

Reader: Please, have you seen my brother?

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Reader: Who is this Madam Bo?

Johnny: You would have to go to Fengjian one day to know, do you like Chinese food?

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Reader: I think Liu Kang is mad at me.

Johnny: Of course! You and your variants have wreaked havoc on the timelines!

-

Shang Tsung

MALE READER –

Shang Tsung: We could both benefit from an alliance.

Reader: HA! I am a God! I make no alliances with mortals who came from poverty!

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Shang Tsung: *laughs* shall we start, God of lies?

Reader: As you wish, sorcerer...

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Reader: I invaded Earth once, it will be easy to dominate Outworld!

Shang Tsung: Good luck facing Liu Kang and Mileena's forces!

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Reader: You are as evil as I am.

Shang Tsung: Correct statement, Loki.

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FEMALE READER –

Shang Tsung: Think, Loki (Sylvie)! You could-

Reader: Be your consort? May Odin protect me from this cruel fate!

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Shang Tsung: Your body, so beautiful I could-

Reader: Ewww... Keep your perverted thoughts to yourself, sorcerer!

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Reader: What did you see in me?

Shang Tsung: Power, beauty and cunning... Everything I admire in a woman.

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Reader: You took advantage of Sindel's desperation to manipulate her!

Shang Tsung: *laughs* and the idiot fell right into my plan!

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[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

stumpy. stumpy. perhaps. chief (and a friend of your choice if you want!) watching a meteor shower. please.

Ephemeral

She knows the Mjonir's camera fidelity is high, that its night-vision and low light modes are the highest tech available, but that doesn't stop her from wondering what the night sky looks like to the human eye. What it truly feels like to see the wondrous natural phenomena of a meteor shower unaided.

She knows what it looks like to her: Inky indigo-black speckled with lights above the harsh silhouettes of Zeta Halo's flora and geography. Flashes, mere moments to humans and a small eternity for her to study the meteors' trajectories and potential chemical composition.

She knows that all it is is debris burning up in the Ring's atmosphere. That the event itself is cosmically insignificant, and that the meteoroids are just dust and ice and gas flickering out. Echoes of a comet coming to their end, or rather changing into something new. Ephemeral.

She knows all these things, and yet… Watching them is exhilarating. It's peaceful. The soft vocalizations of the humans near her, near Chief, provide her with context and a sense of something more. A familiarity resonating deep within her core. Humans often stared up at the stars together and wondered. She thinks Chief probably did at one point too. For now, he tilts his helmet for her and lets the outer patrols take care of the watch.

Fernando is next to Chief with the marines spread out around Fob Hotel. He was the reason she was able to cajole Chief into sitting still long enough to watch. His frowning countenance and her own pleas for something new after so long underground, with only cylixes to talk to, wore the big guy down.

They were learning how to twist his arm, and he didn't put up much of a fight. He was calmer. Without having to dig, she could see his vitals evening out. There was still a tension in how he held himself. Ready to react, never fully disengaged, and it wore on him. She was still so new but time and experience with Chief was showing her the grooves he had worn into himself.

Fernando helped. He was an unstoppable force of worry and civilian reasoning in the face of the most stubborn, immovable Spartan alive. He was so human that it reminded Chief of his own humanity.

She knows they need each other. That's why she nudges Chief and silences proximity alerts when Fernando starts leaning against him. Their pilot yawns but stays quiet. He makes a valiant effort to keep watching, but humans have a hard time resisting the siren call of sleep when they feel safe.

She knows this. She knows this moment is just like the meteor shower. Ephemeral.

[brassisjustbetterguys]

Welcome to the Band meme blog!

This is where the band memes collide, and band stuff that happens in my band class.

Whether to say or not, there will be lots of memes and maybe some art. I will answer any questions for I speak with my other band comrades.

Instruments open:

-Trombones: Holst and Jupiter

-Trumpets: Chief, Bronco, Donut, Talkie, Bubble Gum, and Petersburg

-Tubas: Skblendz and Baba Grill

-French Horns: Amazing Grace

-Percussion (all): Base drum, triangle, gong, snare 1 & 2, Cymbal, bongos, granulated cymbal, jingle bells, spinner, tamberiene, and bells.

-Flute: Mjonir 2.0

-Clarinet: Fairy, Butterfly, and Football

-Saxophone: Aztec, Pencil, Star, and Carrot

-Baritone: Jimmy Dogfish

-Base Guitar: White Stripe

-didgeridoo: Kanga

So there you go, band intro, my names Holst the Trombonist

If you’d like, I can help with lots of other stuff too, like RPing with instruments, or…the players I guess

So sit back, relax as my band friends and I play you some memes straight from Wixonberg (our band room)

If you do send an ask, make sure you include the name and instrument please.

BAND KIDS/PEOPLE ASSEMBLE!!!

[orinene]

i'm just going to tell y'all my birthday list

Pokemon card binder

pokemon cards

a Mjonir choker necklace

Everyone to flood my inbox/ask with "happy birthday" on september 29th (my birthday) i just wanted to tell you guys :)

[thor-the-mighty]

I know that Stark cannot lift Mjonir while he is wearing his armor, but I am curious to find out if his armor could loft it without him inside.

[bowties-and-warlocks]

Things in the Marvel Comics canon that make me lose my mind:

The heroes have a semi regular poker game in which the winnings are donated to the charity of the winners choice. And one time Kingpin crashed the game and put up 300k. This game resulted in Spider-Man winning and donating all of in to a research foundation ( for cerebral palsy) in Kansas. Except $20. He bought roses for MJ.

There’s a mutant that can turn himself into ice cream. Any flavor.

There’s a comic where Loki picked up Mjonir when running away from Thor, who wanted to kill him.

The Thing doesn’t age. Well he does but one week each year at a time. There’s a comic where he lives for thousands of years.

There is a tailor who repairs and makes costumes for villains and heroes. His shop is on 23rd street by 8th and his name is Leo Zielinski. He told Spider-Man about a hit on the DA and also suggests a new design for his suit. This is the suit Peter has in “The Last Stand” comic.

Superior Iron Man (the one with the extremis app that’s $100 per day) cured Daredevil’s blindness but gave him brain damage.

[ironman-tonystark]

I am pretty sure that you can develop some packaging on them so that they do not get embedded in my skull. You are Tony Stark. You can do anything.

I can? Can I make a rock so heavy that I can't even lift it and then lift it?

Holy shit! Is that what Mjonir is? Did Odin solve his own paradox?🤯

[cursecuelebre]

I love this post, I get a little self conscious when wearing my Mjonir and having a rune that is misused by racist freaks who know nothing about our runes or how it’s used. Algiz is my favorite rune and also my birth rune and have it on a key chain on my bag. But recently I got a pin of the pride flag and the saying “It’s The Allfather not Some-Father”. I will always show that I am not part of that Nazi community who know nothing at all about paganism in general.

So, I'm sure I'm not the only one upset seeing how nazis are appropriating Norse runes and stuff more lately (Also: 🤢 🤮) I've seen others before say that those who practice norse/etc should continue to wear them but to also wear their pride and BLM stuff loudly with them, so as to (A) not just let the nazi's have them, but also more importantly (B) so that people seeing them wear it wouldn't be uncomfortable or scared because it'd signal they didn't side with the SHitler babies.

And all this has made me want to design pride runes or something. Make designs of them that are so blatantly gay that nazis won't wanna touch them. Fucking rainbow runes- Just cover them in all the pride flags. Anything to tell nazis "fuck you, you can't take them."

And so I've started with these designs below. Loki written in runes over a few different flags that remind me of him and that I felt others would resonate with.

I've got the full-res designs hosted on my Ko-fi as free downloads for anyone who wishes to use them. Print them on a shirt, make yourself stickers, use on gifts for others- whatever. I'll also have them available on Threadless for those who don't want to or can't print them on stuff themselves but still want something with the design on it. Each sale will also make an automatic donation to various LGBT+ charities like The Trevor Project and the It Gets Better Project.

I'll be making more rune designs and also be taking requests for a bit if there are any pride rune/norse designs anyone might want to see made.

(Also while I was brainstorming ideas I drew some rune stone sets, [my fav is the glowy one] I'll put them under the cut so this isn't so long)

But yeah I'll probably be adding these to my Ko-Fi as free downloads too eventually. If anyone is super interested, or wants to make a request, just shoot me an ask and it might get me to upload them sooner lol

[2dlovley]

My trip to archeon (from last year) so i dont have photos or videos of this place since they got deleted and idk how to restore them and stuff but i can tell about it Archeon is a place where they do allot of history, they even try to remake houses from like the 3.3million years ago they even remade a bathhouse from the roman empire age (thats what you call it right?) but anyway, so me and my classmates arived at this place. we were lead to this house where it was made made out of clay and hay, it was dark and we got to feel the beds and then a women who worked there told us what kind of beds these are and we got to lay in it, it was soft but weird and then we got to feel some skinned wolf, goat and cow fur (some were fake) then we got a big break so we took a walk around the markets and there were some people selling a little necklace with a mini mjonir on it but i bought a fox head that was sanitized and carefully made so that i could scare my friens now some girls refer me as ''de vos meisje'' (fox girl) and then we looked further we then came across a little villiage with people who pretended to be people from the older stone age (huts and makeshift weapons) we got to make our own weapon then we got to a to another market, they had very beautiful jewerly but we didnt have money left, so we go the other way to meet this man who made little statues of the norse gods and i got 1 euro for every god i geussed (got 30 euros, lucky me) then we encountered a statue of Frigg, we even got to shoot arrows before we went with a person who pretended to be a roman shoulder who recruited children as ''soldiers'' and we got 5 cent, then we saw how boats were and at the end there was an event where people wo pretended to be gladiators fought then we got home

[brassisjustbetterguys]

Holst: Speak for yourself

Mjonir 2.0: I beg to differ

Bells: please guys! We’re the best

[caffeineyum]

AND WHEN HE HAD THE DECISION TO PUT ON THE MJONIR OR THE SPI….

HE TOOK THE FUCKING SPI JUST BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO ALIENATE HIS CHILDREN!!!

IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE

Halo-Ween 2019 (Inktober) Sketch #10 Day 10, “I am going to give you a chance to learn how to fight, a chance to become the best soldiers the UNSC has ever produced, a chance to destroy the Covenant. I am giving you a chance to be like me: a Spartan.” Kurt “Ambrose” 051 confronts the children that would later on become the first SPARTAN IIIs of Alpha Company with Senior Chief Petty Officer Franklin Mendez.