#mixing metaphors

[elisabethdeep-blog]

IT'S CALLED TALK THERAPY NOT LISTEN THERAPY!

You is the talk! They is the therapy!

Yo therapist don't have answers you have answers they just have one a them build-a-bowl menu prompters and a piercing stare for when you start LYING AGAIN.

'pick a protein'

'self loathing'

*stare * 'Self loathing is not a protein

'fine. Chicken breast.'

'are you saying chicken breast cos you want it, or cos you think you should want it?'

'it's the good healthy option!'

'the build-a-bowl is a metaphor, food has no moral dimension, a good choice is a choice you will enjoy'

'....... I want the tofu.'

'why didn't you pick the tofu first'

*speak at length about your complex feelings abt tofu*

PAY SOMEONE A LOT OF MONEY TO PAY CAREFUL ATTENTION WHILE YOU ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN YOU TO YOURSELF. They're just your belayer so you don't yeet yourself off the rock wall. All the climbing is you and only you babe.

It's time to quit this post before I mix any more metaphors in.

[teddi-bearly]

We will kick that dead horse when we burn it and not a moment sooner

[manicinsaneviolentwokeidiot]

dude you gotta come out of the closet. there’s skeletons in there it’s probably really spooky. then again if you come out into the room it’s not that much better, we got a bit of an elephant situation going on at the moment

[madewithonerib]

pretty sure all of life is a giant misunderstanding rolled into another cigar to go up in smoke, hence all is vapour.. am I right?

[mystichoneymain]

Could I get lost in your ocean eyes that burn like sage and melt like chocolate, your gaze that is hotter than the sun, and cooler than slate steel?

[notmuchtoconceal]

decisions, decisions

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

man i wish writing was as easy as drawing. the pictures just pop into my head fully formed à la birth of athena. the only thing standing in my way is hand eye coordination and perhaps the linear passage of time. my writing process on the other hand is some kind of infinite monkey + infinite typewriter jest. if i slam out enough words i'll eventually hit critical mass and some LUCA organism will claw it's way out of the primordial soup twitching and gasping.

[valtsv]

remember creepy and wet? you used to love creepy and wet :(

i still love creepy and wet i just sexualise it now. it's matured in my basement like a fine wine or perhaps a cheese.

[jazuthevulcanprincess]

so its like super sexy and cool for other people to have a spirit inside them but not anders

wynne is fine, lucanis is super cool with spite, but when it comes to anders and justice suddenly no hes a terrorist and a monster

bioware when i catch you its on sight

[bunnieswithknives]

erm can we see more deer dale he's so silly

Deer Dale!!! Now with full antler face like I initially intended but could not figure out how to draw at the time

[firestorm09890]

okay here's my take

Xemnas: villain the narrative keeps adding complexities to because it accidentally got attached

Xigbar: egging the narrative on

Xaldin: narrative's chosen guy for disagreeing and being in a bad mood

Vexen: narrative's conflict generator (both his replica project in Days and his everything in CoM)

Zexion and Lexaeus: prey the narrative toyed with a little too much that gave the narrative some illness after being eaten (Zexion) and guy engineered to help the narrative's prey last longer (Lexaeus)

Axel and Saïx: narrative's favorite and guy doomed to be relevant forever due to his relationship to the narrative's favorite

Demyx: who fucking knows at this point. class clown

Luxord: "surprise tool to help us later" says the narrative

Marluxia and Larxene: weird things from the junk drawer that the narrative rediscovered and decided to use for an art project

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Just saying - bucks mint green kitchen aid would fit rather perfectly in the diaz kitchen - it would match all Eddie’s kitchen stuff!

[eurodynamic]

GAMES PLAYED IN 2024・ [2023 | 2022]

Dragon's Dogma II (2024) ・ Silent Hill 2 Remake (2024)・ Abiotic Factor (TBA) ・ Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024) ・ Tekken 8 (2024) ・ Hades 2 (TBA) ・ Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader (2024) ・ Fields of Mistria (TBA)・Satisfactory (2024) ・ Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth (2024)

[hana-mural]

makoto yuki

[marimbles]

if ive been at a restaurant cheerfully and enthusiastically waiting for the chicken parm to be served for like 5 hours, am I not allowed to be disappointed that it turned out to be salmon instead. sure salmon is really tasty to some people but what if I just don’t like salmon. why are they serving salmon in the chicken parm restaurant? “it’s such an interesting surprise that the chef brought out salmon! I can’t wait to see what’s for dess—” no. bring me my chicken parm .

anyway that’s how I feel in the miraculous ladybug fandom rn lol

[loversmore]

“Hey. So will you tell me now what it is? You said you’d tell me something after we completed every course.” MY LOVE MIX-UP!, episode 05