#mist definitely goes out of his way to torment astral it’s so funny
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YUMA TALKING????? this has just gotten even funnier
astral definitely tries to prove himself cuz if his whole family is in the horse business and he sucks ass, that’s just embarrassing. so what better way than to tame nyxous nighteous??!! which everyone else calls him. astral just calls him yuma (cuz who’s got time for the long name??!)
astral also definitely uses vector’s hair to his advantage >:) he’d have yuma aim for his head for funsies (clearly as unhinged as his brother)
tori definitely is the other horse girl or potentially even the ranch hand
yuma should be the horse in horse movies and his name is manegenta blutherswood ix, they somehow call him nyxous nighteous from that, he likes carrots, and the new horse girl ™️ comes to tame him after years of people giving up. they then go on to win the whc (world horse carnival) before nyxous nighteous manegenta blutherswood ix finds out his true calling: being a pyukumuku
who the horse girl ™️ is is up to you <3
#thank you so much for the add ons it’s so funny#i wrote it when i was like sleepy as hell#mist definitely goes out of his way to torment astral it’s so funny#malicious brother behavior#rebonk’d
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