#mission weeaboo-boo

[chocolatecatcupcakecheese]

Helluva Boss: Helluva Shorts 3:

Transcript of Emberlynn Pinkle's fanfiction, for fellows of discerning tastes:

The mysterious demon snarled in defiance before Satan. Heat radiated off of him and his glowing eyes blazed with fury. As my demon lover took a stand against his Lord, I felt my love for him burn even hotter than the fiery depths of Hell.

"I won't let you have her," my demon hissed with a mutinous glare. "You took my wife from me, Satan. Never again! Emberlynn Light'ness Demoanya Pinkle is mine."

Satan growled, baring his sharp fangs. My knees trembled at the staggering size of them. He was so close that I could feel his hot breath on my skin, which was exposed as a result of my sacrificial outfit (Satan's concubines are forced to wear lace bras, leather miniskirts, combat boots, eyeliner, and a smoky eyeshadow look. Also black lipstick. Also I was wearing fishnets.)

"You dare defy me?" Satan roared, his hulking body towering above us. "Hand over the sexual sacrifice so I may have my way with her."

"No!" I cried, throwing my arms around my demon lover. "Please don't let him ravish me over and over! My body belongs to you!"

"She's mine to ravish over and over!" my demon declared, holding me close.

[text repeats]

Watch the short here on Vivziepop's YouTube:

And if you hate tumblr, I've crossposted the transcript over to my twitter.

[pearpap-ponders]

Blitz's phone case- the fact that it's totally him too- with the horse and the ride me ahaha-

[demisexual-in-distress]

emberlynn casually representing the helluva boss fandom

[mycartoonmonster]

Spoilers for the New helluva boss short

/ MISSION: WEEABOO-BOO

Okay but the new short made realize that how the Hellaverse might be also a paradise to monsterfuckers, like not only you have sinners like Angel Dust, Zestial, Val, Missi Zila and Hellborn like the Hellhound and aquatic creatures like Shark Demons and the Glam Sisters and the Von Eldritch family who we know they can shapeshift as seen with Helsa in the pilot

But also is being a fujoshi or being way too into yaoi and monster sex a one way ticket to Hell? Does it count as watching normal porn?(I mean some people say reading fictional stuff that contain certain similar topics to porn or sinful stuff isnt bad in itself but can lead to sin)

[geekgirles]

Holy shit. She actually has the power of God and anime by her side.

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss Mission: Weeaboo-boo as textposts. This is now my favourite HB short in existence lol

Find my other memes here!

[klaudia96art]

Blitzy kun!! 😱😨💖

[cipher-club]

Well, now you know how striker feels 😆

[daddyhoothoot]

Blitzø has never been more relatable

[crocsfroggo]

*sigh* well... a girl can dream

I just couldn't help but pay more attention than necessary to the freaking ugly doll 😭

[drama-glob]

Hopefully we'll hear him make up other little jingles in the future. ;) XD

[pearpap-ponders]

Yall I feel so bad for blitz, tell me why every time he breaks into someone's house in the middle of the night someone ends up falling for him?!?! He doesn't even want that kind of attention too, unless it works in his favor- But like what kind of rizz does this imp have that suddenly makes people love him!??!?!? Like he had a whole house full of exes, YALL HOW DOES THIS DEMON ACTUALLY HAVE TO MUCH RIZZ!!

[verasoflesb]

It's what she would have wanted.

[ashadowcryptid]

Does anyone else notice that Emberlynn has a toy of Charlie?

[666news-and-horoscopes]

[geekgirles]

Pretty sure that flag meant to say "Monster Fucker Pride".