#miss honey matilda

[ambersweets134]

It's too dangerous to go alone, take a lesbian

[bestmombracket]

BEST MOM BRACKET; ROUND 3

Propaganda should be used to bring your side up, not the other side down! Please be respectful! The moms are watching 💚

[undescribed1mage]

Miss Honey 🤝 Rona Lisa Peretti 🤝 Miss Peachery

[littlemxhoney]

Reblog with the story of your username! ♻️

I’m @littlemxhoney because I’m like a nonbinary Miss Honey from Matilda!

And I loved the enby take on the Little Miss Sunshine trend so, voila! ✨

LittleMxHoney!

[where-our-stories-start]

Matilda (1988) // Matilda (1996) // Matilda the Musical (2022)

[marzipanandminutiae]

nobody has yet made Miss Honey 23 years old in an adaptation of Matilda, which is her canon age (or younger, actually- they just describe her as "not older than 23" in the book)

and I think they should

[coqxettee]

The Miss Honey lifestyle:

🌸₊˚ 🦢・₊✧𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒

Your very brave Miss Honey…

“Not as brave as you ♡”

I can imagine she spends her days in the garden, drinking tea and marking the workbooks of her class, reading books, painting and baking cookies. So I just had to write this post 🌷♡

How to live a “Miss Honey” lifestyle:

Spend time being present. Don’t spend too much time on your phone/looking at the online world. I can imagine she prefers books to her mobile any day. Take note of the world around you and how lucky you are to live in nature

Take up hobby’s. Baking, painting, knitting, crochet, pottery, gardening, flower pressing - any cottage-core-type hobby’s that you can spend your weekends & free time doing

Invest in a complete, cottage-core wardrobe. With pastels, florals, tea dresses, maxi dresses, blouses, skirts, dungarees etc - (Her outfits in the movie for reference are all gorgeous!)

Read a lot. Miss Honey is known for her love of books and I can imagine she has a great many at home. Display books in your room/around your space and always have one to hand. Read in the garden, in the morning, of any evening, whenever you get the chance 📖

Spend time outdoors. Wether it’s in your garden, going on walks through the forest, trips to your local bakery. Walk places or even cycle

Don’t be afraid to live carefree and free-spirited. Miss Honey loves to have fun and doesn’t mind spending time doing something just for her enjoyment (we can see this at the end of the movie)

Collect cute cottage-y dinnerware and tea sets to make your afternoon tea extra special

Drink tea and cookies frequently 🫖🍪

And most importantly… be kind and caring to all. Show understanding and think of others as well as yourself. Take care of yourself though and always stand up for what is right 😊🍓🫖✨

[lilyflowerhere]

Teachers, am I right?

[tentacle-therapissed]

Matilda is a crazy book cause it starts out like ‘this little girl was super smart and loved to read :) and sometimes she used her smarts to play pranks on her shitty family :)’ and you’re like ‘wow good for her!! i hope her life gets easier once she starts going to school’ and then she starts going to school and develops telekinetic superpowers via emotional dysregulation that she subsequently uses to psychologically torment her principal into confessing that she murdered her brother-in-law and made it look like a suicide in order to seize control of her niece’s trust fund. And then Matilda’s entire family has to flee the country because it turns out her dad has been stealing cars and they’re all being hunted by the FBI

[ezzakennebba]

“you’re very brave, miss honey.”

“ not as brave as you.”

[ambersweets134]

The OG lesbian crush

[bestmombracket]

BEST MOM BRACKET; ROUND 1

Propaganda should be used to bring your side up, not the other side down! Please be respectful! The moms are watching 💚

[janeyseymour]

Accidentally fell in love with miss honey from Matilda (1996) again what are you gonna do about it

[bestmothertournament]

Propaganda Under Cut:

Jenny Honey (Adoptive Mother of Matilda Wormwood): Saw intelligent Matilda whose parents didn't understand her and actively hated her existence and personality and took her under her wing as they both protected each other from the Trunchbull.

Camila Noceda (Mother of Luz): Recommended by Januscorner. Loves her daughter and wants the best for her.

[jelliclekit]

Pia Piltz as Jemima (Tampere, 2017)

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny Devito | Anne Miller, "The Drama of the Gifted Child" | 13.04, "The Big Empty"

(@trialssam inspired by your post about Matilda earlier)