#mint smoothie

[fullcravings]

Mint Chocolate Smoothie

[gothducky]

So I watched atsv yesterday with my wiiife... I'll do proper fanart later but for now you get this

[morethansalad]

Peppermint Mocha Smoothie Bowl (Vegan)

[miiints-repostiory]

Old men old men

These narry designs belong to @blackkatdraws and @steampoweredwerehog respectively

I would like to eat both designs and artstyles bc they're so lovely <3

[softangelstims]

Keroppi Smoothie Bowl

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[crawlingbetweenearthandheaven]

when will they make a cigarette that is good for you

[debbeh]

What would Negatus order at a restaurant

He’d order whichever item is most expensive/ impressive and then whisper to the waiter to scratch that and just give him a salad :3

[lisablack000]

[novasoda]

Why do I feel like mint is the only acceptable mouth flavor to have? Why not strawberry? Sour apple? Chick-fl-a sauce?

[shibarinu0000]

why is everyone talking about vanilla extract

[morethansalad]

Cucumber Smoothie with Kiwi + Mint (Vegan with Low FODMAP Option)

[incalculablepower]

i found a reylo candle in the wild and screamed

[dragoncarrion]

Fuck this shit I'm looking for chocomint smoothie recipes and all of them are like "HEALTHY BREAKFAST CHOCOMINT SMOOTHIE" No!! If it doesn't completely block my arteries and send me into cardiac arrest then i don't want it

[aerposts]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.