#mint opinions

[wheezecheese]

Mint Opinions

If you like:

Wintergreen - I like it more.

Spearmint - Chew less gum

Peppermint (normal) - Your favorite color is gray

Peppermint (candy cane) - Merry Christmas

Peppermint (30 centimeter rod) - You, good being, are god

Other - Cool

None - Why?

[commsroom]

honestly one of the funniest and most charming things about eiffel is how normal his opinions are. his big star wars rants are "han shot first" and how much he hates the prequels + digital remasters. most of his favorite movies and bands are exactly what you'd expect for his demographic. he's a "controversial opinion: pineapple goes on pizza" dating app guy and he takes that seriously. you could set him loose in any store full of nostalgia bait guy memorabilia - a real old-playboy-magazines-and-license-plates type of place - and he'd lose his mind.

[hot-take-tournament]

HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT

PRE-PRELIMINARIES #4

Submission 197:

Mint chocolate chip icecream is actually good

The flavors complement each other in a surprising way and people aren't used to that kind of balance. They fear the truth

(Pre-preliminaries will be used to judge whether this submission qualifies as a hot take. Propaganda is encouraged!)

[icarus-showmethemoon]

Whats the best flavor of toothpaste and why is the correct answer mint?

its NOT thats just the most popular but it makes my eyes water and my tongue tingle and i HATE it you could not pay me enough to go back to using mint toothpaste

once i realized kids toothpaste is the same thing i started actually brushing my teeth again, which i hadnt done since i was a kid and my parents made me start using mint toothpaste. i use watermelon. its the best, and i love it, and my mouth is clean, and my eyes dont water.

[hwestalas]

Mint tastes like how Icy Hot feels. Change my mind.

Actually, that's relatively impossible. But I would love to hear your opinions in this poll! :D

[minty-frost]

Wrote some lore for Libra!Balan

He was curious. That's what started it all. Curious about how humans live, he wanted to experience it first-hand. And so he did. The weight of human suffering overwhelmed him. Pain, hate, cruelty, all of it was too much. Life is torturous if you aren't born lucky, millions of people go through tons of pain just to make it to the next day. But if humans suffer so much, how do they keep living? Cheap, sweet, intoxicating Dopamine. Short flashes of pleasure, forcing you to forget about the pain. Humans have so many ways of dealing with pain. Alchohol, sex, food, drugs, social media, so many things that made him feel better. His body can handle any poison, and his magic lets him not care about money. So why wouldn't he try it all? This way of life consumed him, he was drowning in pleasure. Yet one thing bothers him. With every passing day, it's harder and harder to feel real Happiness.

[therandomcreechur]

yalll as a mint chocolate chip flavor stan, i literally do not get all the hate it gets. the mint makes it taste colder (which is great for summertime) also people say it “reminds them of toothpaste” but in reality, all the sugar cancels it all out anyway. idk yall have never tasted one of the best flavors if you haven’t had mint choco

[morethansalad]

Vegan Blueberry Grilled Cheese with Mint Pesto

[alonelywaterbottle]

How can anyone genuinely use mouthwash, the moment it hits my taste buds I can only think of every time I used it after vomiting as a kid

[doctorwhoisadhd]

speaking as a fridays fan, nothing bad could happen during a solar eclipse!

[vulcankin]

Reblog for sample size!

[aouboomseries]

episode 9 of my school president is still The episode of all time

[commsroom]

silly question for you: what would Eiffel think of deep dish pizza?

my instinct is to say he enjoys eating it, but he will still argue it's not "real" pizza. i think he kinda just likes feuding over pointless things, though, in the same way he's eager to defend the honor of pineapple on pizza. he wouldn't say that, for example, a pizza with a hot dog stuffed crust isn't a "real pizza"...

^ not directly relevant, but evidence of his regional pizza bias.

[xxstraymoonchildxx]

So, Satan is on the "pineapple doesn't belong on a pizza" fraction?

[collabsfullfillment]

I'm bored and have nothing to do today- maybe an open ask event for my OCs, where you directly ask them questions and they answer IC? All I ask is that you please don't harass them, sexually or otherwise- you can ask them how they feel about things, but don't "do" things to them.

[crystalsandbubbletea]

I love boba

Same :3