#mint opinions

[wheezecheese]

Mint Opinions

If you like:

Wintergreen - I like it more.

Spearmint - Chew less gum

Peppermint (normal) - Your favorite color is gray

Peppermint (candy cane) - Merry Christmas

Peppermint (30 centimeter rod) - You, good being, are god

Other - Cool

None - Why?

[commsroom]

honestly one of the funniest and most charming things about eiffel is how normal his opinions are. his big star wars rants are "han shot first" and how much he hates the prequels + digital remasters. most of his favorite movies and bands are exactly what you'd expect for his demographic. he's a "controversial opinion: pineapple goes on pizza" dating app guy and he takes that seriously. you could set him loose in any store full of nostalgia bait guy memorabilia - a real old-playboy-magazines-and-license-plates type of place - and he'd lose his mind.

[raintailed]

Finally made a ref for redesigned Molly :] I haven't made a ref for them since... (checks calendar) september 2022!

Anyways, Molly is a coastal slugcat/doughcat and was part of a group of silly adventurers. She left bc the lifestyle of an adventurer was majorly stressing her out

[hot-take-tournament]

HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT

PRE-PRELIMINARIES #4

Submission 197:

Mint chocolate chip icecream is actually good

The flavors complement each other in a surprising way and people aren't used to that kind of balance. They fear the truth

(Pre-preliminaries will be used to judge whether this submission qualifies as a hot take. Propaganda is encouraged!)

[icarus-showmethemoon]

Whats the best flavor of toothpaste and why is the correct answer mint?

its NOT thats just the most popular but it makes my eyes water and my tongue tingle and i HATE it you could not pay me enough to go back to using mint toothpaste

once i realized kids toothpaste is the same thing i started actually brushing my teeth again, which i hadnt done since i was a kid and my parents made me start using mint toothpaste. i use watermelon. its the best, and i love it, and my mouth is clean, and my eyes dont water.

[hwestalas]

Mint tastes like how Icy Hot feels. Change my mind.

Actually, that's relatively impossible. But I would love to hear your opinions in this poll! :D

[minty-frost]

Wrote some lore for Libra!Balan

He was curious. That's what started it all. Curious about how humans live, he wanted to experience it first-hand. And so he did. The weight of human suffering overwhelmed him. Pain, hate, cruelty, all of it was too much. Life is torturous if you aren't born lucky, millions of people go through tons of pain just to make it to the next day. But if humans suffer so much, how do they keep living? Cheap, sweet, intoxicating Dopamine. Short flashes of pleasure, forcing you to forget about the pain. Humans have so many ways of dealing with pain. Alchohol, sex, food, drugs, social media, so many things that made him feel better. His body can handle any poison, and his magic lets him not care about money. So why wouldn't he try it all? This way of life consumed him, he was drowning in pleasure. Yet one thing bothers him. With every passing day, it's harder and harder to feel real Happiness.

[therandomcreechur]

yalll as a mint chocolate chip flavor stan, i literally do not get all the hate it gets. the mint makes it taste colder (which is great for summertime) also people say it “reminds them of toothpaste” but in reality, all the sugar cancels it all out anyway. idk yall have never tasted one of the best flavors if you haven’t had mint choco

[alonelywaterbottle]

How can anyone genuinely use mouthwash, the moment it hits my taste buds I can only think of every time I used it after vomiting as a kid

[doctorwhoisadhd]

speaking as a fridays fan, nothing bad could happen during a solar eclipse!

[pondphuwin]

episode 9 of my school president is still The episode of all time

[commsroom]

silly question for you: what would Eiffel think of deep dish pizza?

my instinct is to say he enjoys eating it, but he will still argue it's not "real" pizza. i think he kinda just likes feuding over pointless things, though, in the same way he's eager to defend the honor of pineapple on pizza. he wouldn't say that, for example, a pizza with a hot dog stuffed crust isn't a "real pizza"...

^ not directly relevant, but evidence of his regional pizza bias.

[ashersbraincell]

@all mint choc chip naysayers,

No, it does not taste like toothpaste. Toothpaste mint and dessert mint taste VERY differently, it’s not our fault your taste buds are under-evolved xx

[crystalsandbubbletea]

I love boba

Same :3

[the-habitat-ring]

Planted the Egyptian walking onion bulbs, cut back the mint, dug up some horseradish, and shoveled a bunch of wood chips. Time to be immobile for a while before dealing with the mint and horseradish on the counter

[trash-can-sam]

I can’t remember if they actually went to college together or not but I think it would be very goofy if Mint dragged Qi to a party and when they got there, Mint ofc just falls asleep, leaving Qi (who already didn’t even want to go to the party) alone and angry with a bunch of strangers and alcohol. I just think it would be funny yk.