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one of my college students wrote that a sign of emerging mental health concerns is "increased levels of behaviour" and I can't even argue. like yeah doing shit is sus

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a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

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Mushroom hunting

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(shaking dice in cupped hands) c'mon daddy needs a new pair of money

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📸

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I'm going crazy waiting for the movie, so here you go:

Sonadow being adorable at Christmas 🎄🖤

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Happy Holidays people, or day. Happy day :)

As a gift, have subtle December sonadow because this is what I decided to like

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Wives.

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I didn't need to know this 😭

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stobotnik brainrot

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Masochism Tango

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Lee Majdoub interview with The Hollywood Reporter

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Big ole homos

I love them so much

Patiently waiting to see them again on the big screen

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you show me these and i’m supposed to think that they HAVENT explored each others bodies?????

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there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion