alonelywaterbottle
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alonelywaterbottle · 11 hours ago
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I deeply admire Harrison Ford's unfailing commitment to taking beloved characters out with him every time he leaves a franchise
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alonelywaterbottle · 11 hours ago
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watching Seven Samurai
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alonelywaterbottle · 11 hours ago
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alonelywaterbottle · 11 hours ago
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character who;s doomed form the start but not because of tragedy or anything but because they're a woman and their writer is a misogynist
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alonelywaterbottle · 11 hours ago
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see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell
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alonelywaterbottle · 12 hours ago
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alonelywaterbottle · 14 hours ago
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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast
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alonelywaterbottle · 14 hours ago
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Very sad and tragic that clone based thought experiment questions don’t work on me. The woes of having a twin.
“Would you fuck your clone?” No they are a music major and live 5 miles away.
“Your twin doesn’t count, I mean like an exact copy of you” still no, I look like my twin and therefore would only think of the clone as my twin and I ain’t about that
“Okay fine, but would you fight your clone to the death?” Also no, I would then adopt her and would become a triplet.
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alonelywaterbottle · 14 hours ago
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Hey weird question but what happens if you put two reasonably likeable anthropologists of wildly different cultures together in the same room? Do they study each other? CAN they? Is it like an infinite conversational feedback loop? I'm imagining two dogs eternally sniffing each others butts at the park
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alonelywaterbottle · 14 hours ago
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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alonelywaterbottle · 14 hours ago
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alonelywaterbottle · 1 day ago
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Lesbians in Space
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