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little pig made of glass and his brother, little pig made of glass made of paint

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imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?

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“but my girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I started hrt…” FUCKING LEAVE HER THEN!!

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My Valentine Cards

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Lee Majdoub with cats

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Enemies to lovers :)

(Brighter version)

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so one of the high school buses flipped over and this was the picture they used in the newspaper

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If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

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Not to sound like a stupid gay nerd or anything but why the fuck are you guys making fanfiction and AUs for a show you've never, ever watched. You drive me up the fucking wall!

You cannot be a fan of something you've never watched / read, that's like saying you're the worlds biggest fan of spaghetti when you've never eaten a single noodle. And then you go and write a blog post about what you THINK spaghetti tastes like, and how good it'd be with ice cream. Make it make sense guys c'mon

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RED HEART❤️ RED HEART❤️ have a RH for vday~

Happy Vday!

BSKY / IG / COMMS

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Happy Valentine's day! I can finally post my piece from the stobotnik calendar now! 🪨❤️🥚

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When dick was a kid and couldn’t open jars cause his hands were too small or he wasn’t strong enough he’d give it to Bruce to open cause he’s Batman so he’ll obviously be able to open a jar

( yes Alfred also can but dick will take any excuse to bother Bruce, and Alfred encourages this cause it’s funny when Bruce’s work gets disturbed by the kid wanting peanut butter)

So it becomes a habit and years later, when dick is very much an adult he still makes Bruce open jars for him, like yeah he could open it but why would he if his dads there that’s his job not dicks

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@W_Asherah

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Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao